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That's embarrassing. Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.
Didn't take advantage of early game opportunities. Swinging at too many first pitches, too many ball 4 pitches, and looking at too many 3rd strikes.
And watching a bunch of pitches right down the fucking middle. Bozeman Hof needs to offer our batters free eyesight checks and half off Lasik. I watched the A&M Vandy game last night, and A&M took the first pitch on their first 17 batters. The Vandy broadcast crew was saying how impressed they were with that disciplined approach because they were driving up pitch counts. Meanwhile we back at the first thing we see and have way too many sub-10 pitch innings at the plate.
We fucked up in the first few innings and wasted a lot of base runners. Double plays, stupid base running, and such caused us to screw ourselves. We shot ourselves in the foot too many times after getting on base.
This is funny because most Hog fans have bitched all year that we take too many first pitches.
The issue is that we take a lot of meatballs right in the heart of the strike zone only to then hack at shit pitches in the dirt, at our foreheads, and 6 inches off the plate. If it's low and outside, we're definitely swinging. Slavens is one who is getting killed on the outside pitch.
Slavens has become always been an either HR or strike out guy. Nothing in between.
So we take too many pitches, but also swing at the first pitch too often?