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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #50 on: April 29, 2022, 08:11:48 PM »
Fucking shit. 
Maybe we really can’t hit worth a shit.

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Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #51 on: April 29, 2022, 08:13:21 PM »
Our bats have been shit for a couple of weeks now.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #52 on: April 29, 2022, 08:15:27 PM »
Bottom of the seventh.

Turner leads off. Singles to right. 1 on.

BGB runs the count full. Walks. Runners at first and second. No outs.

Ibuprofen hits into a 4-6-3 DP. 2 outs. Runner at third.

Battles flies out to center.

Hogs suck another half inning and trail 4-0.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #53 on: April 29, 2022, 08:27:54 PM »
Top of the eighth.

Leatherwood grounds out to Moore at second. 1 down.

McCants runs the count full. Takes strike three for ball four. Fuck this ump again. Runner at first.

Chatagnier flies out to short right on a hit and run. Ibuprofen throws to first for the DP.

4-0 Klan mid 8.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #54 on: April 29, 2022, 08:33:38 PM »
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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2022, 08:35:21 PM »
Bottom of the eighth.

Stovall leads off. Walks. 1 on.

Webb HOMERS TO LEFT! 4-2 Landsharts. Pitching change…..

Gregory goes down looking on a delayed strike call on a ball that wasn’t close. You can’t fuck this ump enough. 1 down.

Wallace goes down swinging. 2 away.

Slavens grounds out weakly to second.

Hogs trail 4-2 after 8.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #56 on: April 29, 2022, 08:38:13 PM »
I wish the Hogs would move back to the third base side. I hate seeing the opposing team now.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2022, 08:38:33 PM »
Finally!!!

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2022, 08:49:32 PM »
Top of the ninth. Taylor in to pitch for the Hogs.

Dunhurst goes down looking. 1 away.

Bench runs the count full. Flies out to left. 2 away.

Gonzales goes down looking.

To the bottom of the ninth, Hogs trail 4-2.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2022, 08:53:42 PM »
Damn this double play and strikeout parade.

Thompson needs to go. 

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #60 on: April 29, 2022, 08:55:56 PM »
Bottom of the ninth.

Turner leads off. Grounds to Elko at first who tosses to the pitcher covering for the out. 1 away.

Moore grounds out to second. 2 away.

Ibuprofen just misses a HR to right as it curves foul. Goes down looking.

Bowlcuts win 4-2. We love watching pitches down the middle of the middle of the plate.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #61 on: April 29, 2022, 08:56:58 PM »
Our pitching is good enough. We have a really solid bullpen. Our hitting sucks. Is Thompson just a really good recruiter? Because as a coach he doesn’t seem to cut it.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #62 on: April 29, 2022, 09:07:24 PM »

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #63 on: April 29, 2022, 09:37:07 PM »
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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #64 on: April 29, 2022, 09:48:14 PM »
Didn't take advantage of early game opportunities. Swinging at too many first pitches, too many ball 4 pitches, and looking at too many 3rd strikes.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #65 on: April 29, 2022, 10:48:47 PM »
Didn't take advantage of early game opportunities. Swinging at too many first pitches, too many ball 4 pitches, and looking at too many 3rd strikes.
And watching a bunch of pitches right down the fucking middle. Bozeman Hof needs to offer our batters free eyesight checks and half off Lasik.

I watched the A&M Vandy game last night, and A&M took the first pitch on their first 17 batters. The Vandy broadcast crew was saying how impressed they were with that disciplined approach because they were driving up pitch counts. Meanwhile we back at the first thing we see and have way too many sub-10 pitch innings at the plate.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2022, 09:26:08 AM »
And watching a bunch of pitches right down the fucking middle. Bozeman Hof needs to offer our batters free eyesight checks and half off Lasik.

I watched the A&M Vandy game last night, and A&M took the first pitch on their first 17 batters. The Vandy broadcast crew was saying how impressed they were with that disciplined approach because they were driving up pitch counts. Meanwhile we back at the first thing we see and have way too many sub-10 pitch innings at the plate.
This is funny because most Hog fans have bitched all year that we take too many first pitches.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2022, 09:40:35 AM »
We fucked up in the first few innings and wasted a lot of base runners. Double plays, stupid base running, and such caused us to screw ourselves. We shot ourselves in the foot too many times after getting on base.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #68 on: April 30, 2022, 09:46:18 AM »
We fucked up in the first few innings and wasted a lot of base runners. Double plays, stupid base running, and such caused us to screw ourselves. We shot ourselves in the foot too many times after getting on base.
Turner went 3-3 in his first 3 at bats and got stranded on 3rd every single time.

That's incredible and maddening. 


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #69 on: April 30, 2022, 09:55:34 AM »
This is funny because most Hog fans have bitched all year that we take too many first pitches.
The issue is that we take a lot of meatballs right in the heart of the strike zone only to then hack at shit pitches in the dirt, at our foreheads, and 6 inches off the plate.

If it's low and outside, we're definitely swinging. Slavens is one who is getting killed on the outside pitch.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #70 on: April 30, 2022, 10:21:26 AM »
The issue is that we take a lot of meatballs right in the heart of the strike zone only to then hack at shit pitches in the dirt, at our foreheads, and 6 inches off the plate.

If it's low and outside, we're definitely swinging. Slavens is one who is getting killed on the outside pitch.
Slavens has become an either HR or strike out guy. Nothing in between.

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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #71 on: April 30, 2022, 10:40:57 AM »
Slavens has become  always been an either HR or strike out guy. Nothing in between.

Corrected that.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #72 on: April 30, 2022, 11:51:45 AM »
And watching a bunch of pitches right down the fucking middle. Bozeman Hof needs to offer our batters free eyesight checks and half off Lasik.

I watched the A&M Vandy game last night, and A&M took the first pitch on their first 17 batters. The Vandy broadcast crew was saying how impressed they were with that disciplined approach because they were driving up pitch counts. Meanwhile we back at the first thing we see and have way too many sub-10 pitch innings at the plate.

So we take too many pitches, but also swing at the first pitch too often?


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #73 on: April 30, 2022, 01:32:09 PM »
So we take too many pitches, but also swing at the first pitch too often?

We should swing at the strikes and put them into play. We should not swing at the balls, and miss them.


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Re: Hogs vs Rebelblackbearlandsharts—-Baseball
« Reply #74 on: April 30, 2022, 02:26:34 PM »
So we take too many pitches, but also swing at the first pitch too often?
Did you even read what I wrote, or are you just being performatively contrarian?