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Offline Rick B.

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Woopig.net Twitter Account
« on: April 28, 2022, 12:27:23 PM »
In light of the most recent Woopig outtage, the people behind the curtain who now run Woopig, asked me if I would set up and "maintain" a Woopig.net Twitter account.  And when Big Brother "asks" you to do something, you do it.  So, by mandate of the new Woopig overlords, I present to you, the Woopig.net Twitter account:  http://twitter.com/NetWoopig.  Go follow that.  Next time there is a board outage, go check there first before you bombard me with texts about it.  I know y'all think I know everything but I do not.  I do, however, have a secret Bat line to the overlords and thus can ascertain the extent of the Ramage damage to the WP database and thus will tweet out what is going on and when you can expect to resume your shitty takes and basic gibberish.  Capishe??

https://twitter.com/NetWoopig/status/1519729446693097472


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2022, 12:55:19 PM »
Excellent, thanks Rick

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2022, 01:27:27 PM »


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2022, 03:14:54 PM »
In light of the most recent Woopig outtage, the people behind the curtain who now run Woopig, asked me if I would set up and "maintain" a Woopig.net Twitter account.  And when Big Brother "asks" you to do something, you do it.  So, by mandate of the new Woopig overlords, I present to you, the Woopig.net Twitter account:  http://twitter.com/NetWoopig.  Go follow that.  Next time there is a board outage, go check there first before you bombard me with texts about it.  I know y'all think I know everything but I do not.  I do, however, have a secret Bat line to the overlords and thus can ascertain the extent of the Ramage damage to the WP database and thus will tweet out what is going on and when you can expect to resume your shitty takes and basic gibberish.  Capishe??

https://twitter.com/NetWoopig/status/1519729446693097472
Capisce.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2022, 04:32:49 PM »


Capisce.

I mean, it's slang so... Is it y'all or ya'll?

And of course, the spelling I used isn't on this...


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2022, 04:34:59 PM »
This is how Woopig ends. Rick B in charge of emergency communications for the Woopig fam. It’s been a good run.  O0

And yes, I followed because I like some of you fuckers


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2022, 04:37:05 PM »
This is how Woopig ends. Rick B in charge of emergency communications for the Woopig fam. It’s been a good run.  O0

And yes, I followed because I like some of you fuckers
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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2022, 04:39:45 PM »

I mean, it's slang so... Is it y'all or ya'll?

Obviously, it's y'all.  You all...apostrophe goes between the "y" of you and the all.  Y'all.


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2022, 04:41:07 PM »
Better than Cerdo lighting the fires of Gondor

Not sure. I expect (and dread) an influx of shirtless Rick B pics.


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2022, 05:16:44 PM »
where's the blue checkmark ? How do I know it's legit like hogville ?
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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2022, 05:29:02 PM »

I mean, it's slang so... Is it y'all or ya'll?

And of course, the spelling I used isn't on this...

Annnnd…you whiffed on all three of them. Nice at bat, Slavens. 


But I digress.   This is up to 38 followers.  Nice hustle. 

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2022, 06:07:55 PM »
I did wonder what happened the other day.  Did we get hacked, or what?


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2022, 06:53:56 PM »



Woopig was bought by an anonymous member! Rick B is an attention whore!  Rick B starts up a Woopig Twitter account!  Who would purchase an Internet site that generates no income?  Either Rick B or that Musk fellow?  Hey Rick B, could you please share your Crockpot dressing recipe? 
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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2022, 07:41:05 PM »
So everyone needs to speak up and tell us your Twitter handle. 

I've got a couple figured out:

hit_that_line is @SenWarren

The Whyte Boar is @KremlinRussia_E



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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2022, 07:44:31 PM »
So everyone needs to speak up and tell us your Twitter handle. 

I've got a couple figured out:

hit_that_line is @SenWarren

The Whyte Boar is @KremlinRussia_E

BH just followed you back, BH. 

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2022, 08:02:56 PM »

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2022, 08:23:43 PM »
See if you can get @mrbobbybones to follow.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2022, 08:45:09 PM »
See if you can get @mrbobbybones to follow.
Right. BOBBY doesn't even follow ME. And we're tight.


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2022, 08:57:31 PM »
Right. BOBBY doesn't even follow ME. And we're tight.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2022, 09:11:01 AM »
i don't have a twitter account

fuck your feelings

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2022, 09:18:29 AM »
I recently got a Twitter. @showmehog

Woopig is only my 3rd follow, after NCAA March Madness and St. Louis Blues.  I can't even figure out how to see "posts by things I am following" on the app. Not sure I am going to care enough to get there.


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2022, 10:21:26 AM »
I followed.  I can fly under the radar mostly there, also.  I tweet almost once or twice a year.


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2022, 10:53:07 AM »
I recently got a Twitter. @showmehog

Woopig is only my 3rd follow, after NCAA March Madness and St. Louis Blues.  I can't even figure out how to see "posts by things I am following" on the app. Not sure I am going to care enough to get there.

And here all this time I thought you were @showmehawg. 

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2022, 02:34:29 PM »
i don't have a twitter account
its probably best you don’t twatter

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