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Offline USAFHawg

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2022, 02:59:59 PM »
its probably best you don’t twatter

With his recent revelation in Complete Crap, Twitter is the least of his worries.


Offline Swahili Steve

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2022, 03:23:39 PM »
With his recent revelation in Complete Crap, Twitter is the least of his worries.
i guess he felt he needed to bury that tidbit there than in one of the main boards.

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2022, 04:16:52 PM »
And here all this time I thought you were @showmehawg.

S___ A___ K___, joined March 2009.

Nope.......


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2022, 05:33:57 PM »
i guess he felt he needed to bury that tidbit there than in one of the main boards.

I kind of took over that thread with my relationship stories, fits there

fuck your feelings

Offline Sliver72

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2022, 12:23:32 AM »
So everyone needs to speak up and tell us your Twitter handle. 

I've got a couple figured out:

hit_that_line is @SenWarren

The Whyte Boar is @KremlinRussia_E
Not no but hell no. I'm a nobody anyway. I like it just fine when no one gives a fuck.

« Last Edit: May 01, 2022, 12:24:49 AM by Sliver72 »
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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2022, 12:25:59 AM »
Not no but hell no. I'm a nobody anyway. I like it just fine when no one gives a fuck.
We’ve already got you figured out @RickBStalker
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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2022, 10:15:53 AM »
I just logged in and saw I was following 5 other accounts.  I started following all of those when I was trying to score a PS5.  Since I scored one awhile ago, I've pared my account down to woopig.net.


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2022, 10:18:21 AM »
I got me one when EM bought Twitter.

I think it’s @levonmusk

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His excellency.
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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2022, 12:21:42 PM »
My twitters takes are hot.  Just so you know.

Quote from: Animal Chin on Today at 07:38:32 PM
Also, I want to have sex in and around your mouth. Please tell me you're in central Arkansas so we can meet up.  I'm not hard to find.

Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock?  If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2022, 02:28:58 PM »
I’m Jennifer Love Hewitt on Twitter.


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2022, 02:37:08 PM »
I’m Jennifer Love Hewitt on Twitter.
jesus


Just waiting to for someone to guess my handle

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2022, 02:42:19 PM »
jesus


Just waiting to for someone to guess my handle

Are you saying it IS jesus?

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2022, 02:55:05 PM »
Are you saying it IS jesus?
no you dumb fuck

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2022, 02:58:07 PM »
no you dumb fuck

"you dumb fuck" is even MORE appropriate.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2022, 03:38:17 PM »
 :dude1: :maundoed:

That used to be the thing to do at Monkey Island at the Memphis Zoo, watch the monkeys beat off.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2022, 03:41:13 PM »
jesus


Just waiting to for someone to guess my handle

@voodoowitch

fuck your feelings

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2022, 04:12:27 PM »
jesus


Just waiting to for someone to guess my handle
Are you following me?  If so, M2

Quote from: Animal Chin on Today at 07:38:32 PM
Also, I want to have sex in and around your mouth. Please tell me you're in central Arkansas so we can meet up.  I'm not hard to find.

Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock?  If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2022, 07:00:56 PM »
Are you following me?  If so, M2
no. Why would I do that.

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2022, 07:43:15 PM »
We’ve already got you figured out @RickBStalker
 :D
I asked Rick B. one question about the boards being down. Besides, he needs all the attention he can get.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2022, 09:39:57 PM »
@RuthOfWoopig

<--- I'm with him

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2022, 10:45:41 PM »
no. Why would I do that.
Glutton for punishment?

Quote from: Animal Chin on Today at 07:38:32 PM
Also, I want to have sex in and around your mouth. Please tell me you're in central Arkansas so we can meet up.  I'm not hard to find.

Can our Admin change the thread title to Austin Allen's Cock?  If so, then put me down for 10 inches, at least.

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #46 on: May 02, 2022, 07:22:41 AM »
Don't have an account and I ain't buying nothing. Now get off my lawn.

I just want to get paid for sucking ass

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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #47 on: May 02, 2022, 10:17:24 AM »
@texasoncologist

Once you follow Woopig, we're already finding each other anyway.


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #48 on: May 02, 2022, 11:22:31 AM »


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Re: Woopig.net Twitter Account
« Reply #49 on: May 02, 2022, 12:49:06 PM »
She's more of a Beth.

You misspieled Aunt Bee.