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Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« on: May 02, 2022, 12:39:05 PM »
Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Missouri State Bears this Tuesday night at 6:30PM for a one game stand. The game will be on SEC+ or the WatchESPN app. If I recall correctly, Missouri State has given us problems in the past. Hopefully, we can rest some starters and our bats will come back to life. Anyway, as usual, GO HOGS!

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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2022, 12:40:30 PM »
Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Missouri State Bears this Tuesday night at 6:30PM for a one game stand. The game will be on SEC+ or the WatchESPN app. If I recall correctly, Missouri State has given us problems in the past. Hopefully, we can rest some starters and our bats will come back to life. Anyway, as usual, GO HOGS!

It's also Bark in the Park.  Bring your dogs!  I would bring mine but some asshole poisoned him and he died.


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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2022, 12:42:12 PM »
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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2022, 01:23:38 PM »
It's also Bark in the Park.  Bring your dogs!  I would bring mine but some asshole poisoned him and he died.

man, that truly sucks and is frickin evil. death to whoever did that can't come soon enough.

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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2022, 03:39:47 PM »
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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2022, 05:14:29 PM »
It's also Bark in the Park.  Bring your dogs!  I would bring mine but some asshole poisoned him and he died.
Sorry to hear that. I hope that person dies a slow, anal related death.


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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2022, 07:24:37 PM »
Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Missouri State Bears this Tuesday night at 6:30PM for a one game stand. The game will be on SEC+ or the WatchESPN app. If I recall correctly, Missouri State has given us problems in the past. Hopefully, we can rest some starters and our bats will come back to life. Anyway, as usual, GO HOGS!

It's too bad BMFP didn't believe in those.




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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2022, 06:32:37 PM »
Game time! Batting averages will either go way up or down. McEntire on the bump for the Hogs.

Nivens leads off for Mizzou State. Walks. 1 on.

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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2022, 06:33:54 PM »
I can take PBP but it may be spotty for the first inning as I've been tasked with the womanly duties of cooking dinner for my son and myself in the absence of a wife (until tomorrow night).

LINEUPS:

Southwest Missouri State Bears

1. Spencer Nivens LF
2. Drake Baldwin C
3. Mason Greer 1B
4. Grant Wood 3B
5. Dakota Kotowski RF
6. Cam Cratic DH
7. Mason Hull 2B
8. LEEEROY JENKINNSSSS SS
9. Hayden Moore CF

P.  Reece Lang.

WARNING:  Lang throws the pelota with his left arm.  Prepare thy anii.

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

1. Cayden Wallace 3B
2. Brady Slavens 1B
3. Chris Lanzilli RF
4. Michael Turner DH
5. Robert Moore 2B
6. Braydon Webb CF
7. Jace Bohrofen LF
8. Jalen Battles SS
9. Dylan Leach C

P. Will McEntire RHP

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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2022, 06:36:23 PM »
I can take PBP but it may be spotty for the first inning as I've been tasked with the womanly duties of cooking dinner for my son and myself in the absence of a wife (until tomorrow night).

LINEUPS:

Southwest Missouri State Bears

1. Spencer Nivens LF
2. Drake Baldwin C
3. Mason Greer 1B
4. Grant Wood 3B
5. Dakota Kotowski RF
6. Cam Cratic DH
7. Mason Hull 2B
8. LEEEROY JENKINNSSSS SS
9. Hayden Moore CF

P.  Reece Lang.

WARNING:  Lang throws the pelota with his left arm.  Prepare thy anii.

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

1. Cayden Wallace 3B
2. Brady Slavens 1B
3. Chris Lanzilli RF
4. Michael Turner DH
5. Robert Moore 2B
6. Braydon Webb CF
7. Jace Bohrofen LF
8. Jalen Battles SS
9. Dylan Leach C

P. Will McEntire RHP
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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2022, 06:36:44 PM »
Top 1st.

Nivens gets on base somehow.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Baldwin gets out somehow.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Greer, who is the son of former major leaguer Rusty Kuntz, hits into a 4-6-3 DP.  3 outs.

Mid 1st.  SMS 0, Hogs coming up.



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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2022, 06:43:29 PM »
Bottom 1st.

Wallace is out.  1 out.

Slavens hits one to the first baseman, who treats the ball like a gay man handling a woman's titty.  E3.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Lanzilli lines the 1st pitch he sees into LF for a base hit.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Turner strikes out looking.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Moore strikes out swinging. 3 outs.

End 1st.  No score.






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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2022, 06:49:52 PM »
Moore is in the worst slump I have ever seen. I don’t know what is wrong. Hope he comes out of it pretty soon.

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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2022, 06:51:47 PM »
Top 2nd.

Wood grounds out to Wallace.  1 out.

Kotowski strikes out looking.  Sit down bitch.  2 outs.

Cratic strikes out swinging.  Sit down bitch.  3 outs.

Mid 2nd.  0-0.



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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2022, 06:57:22 PM »
Moore is in the worst slump I have ever seen. I don’t know what is wrong. Hope he comes out of it pretty soon.

It's worth noting that Stovall hurt his finger in warmups Saturday.  He's likely unavailable tonight. 

You have to think Moore would get a day off if Stovall was healthy enough to play 2nd in his place.  If Bob stinks it up Friday night I'd play Peyton there on Saturday and see what happens.  Moore looks like he doesn't know whether to scratch his phone or charge his ass.

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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2022, 06:58:38 PM »
Bottom 2nd.

Reigning SEC Player of the Week Webb walks strikes out homers grounds out to 3rd.  Close play, but he's out.  1 out.

Bohrofen flies out to shallow LF.  2 outs.

Battles strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

End 2nd. 0-0.

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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2022, 07:05:06 PM »
Top 3rd.

Hull walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Jenkins pops out to Wallace in foul ground.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Moore flies out to deep CF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Nivens hits one off the batters eye in CF.  2-0 SMS.  2 outs.

Baldwin walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Kuntz strikes out.  Leach throws him out at first to complete the play.  3 outs.

Mid 3rd.  2-0 SMS.








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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2022, 07:16:08 PM »
Bottom 3rd.

Leach says FUCK YO COUCH MISSOURI VALLEY!  2-1 SMS.  0 out.

Wallace flies out to shallow RF.  1 out.

Slavens flies out to CF.  2 outs.

Lanzilli was retired somehow.  3 outs.

End 3rd.  2-1 them.









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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2022, 07:22:41 PM »
We will be fine now. Ramage is in.

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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2022, 07:25:47 PM »
Top 4th

PITCHING CHANGE:  Ramage in for McEntire.

This pitching change brought to you by my lack of attention to the task at hand.

Wood strikes out.  Sit down bitch.  1 out.

Kuntowski singles to RF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Cratic battles back from ahead 3-0 to strike out swinging.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Hull strikes out swinging.  Sit down bitch.  Oh, and you too Cratic.  Sit down bitch also.  3 outs.

Mid 4th.  2-1 SMS.



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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2022, 07:27:39 PM »
We will be fine now. Ramage is in.
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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2022, 07:30:10 PM »
Ramage is looking like the guy we had hoped he would be.  I’m happy for him. Must feel good to have a really productive inning. Even if it is just one so far.

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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2022, 07:36:22 PM »
Bottom 4th. 

Turner strikes out.

Moore grounds out.

Webb strikes out.

End 4th.  2-1 them.

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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2022, 07:40:18 PM »
Top 5th.

Jenkins out.  1 out.

Moore doubles to RCF.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Wild pitch/passed ball moves Moore to 3rd.  Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

Nivens grounds to Moore, who bobbles it but still gets the out at 1st.  The other Moore scores.  3-1 SMS.  2 outs.

Baldwin walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Kuntz strikes out.  3 outs.

Mid 5th.  BMFP 3, Pittman 1.



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Re: Hogs vs Missouri State——Baseball
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2022, 07:48:41 PM »
Bottom 5th.

Jbuprofen flies out to deep LCF.  1 out.

Battles pops out to shallow CF.  2 outs.

Leach walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

First appearance from the hobo pitching coach for SMS.  If Hobbs ever leaves DVH should definitely hire this fat drunk bastard.

Wallace pops out to 1st.  3 outs.

End 5th.  3-1 bad guys.





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