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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #100 on: May 06, 2022, 08:52:17 PM »
Ramage… :suicide:

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #101 on: May 06, 2022, 08:53:28 PM »
Bottom 5th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Ramage in for Noland.

Tell me we’re throwing in the towel without telling me we’re throwing in the towel.


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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #102 on: May 06, 2022, 08:53:31 PM »
These guys seem to have figured Ramage out in record time.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #103 on: May 06, 2022, 08:55:04 PM »
MLB is sick a fucking snooze fest. Altuve hits a grounder to short and just jogs down the line.  Doesn’t even try just in case there is a bobble.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #104 on: May 06, 2022, 08:55:27 PM »
Ramage is getting worse and worse. He used to meltdown in his second inning. Now it is the second batter.


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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #105 on: May 06, 2022, 08:56:21 PM »
Holy shit.  Ramage has a glove with ACE stitched into it.  That's like me having one that says TALL GUY WITH A BIG COCK.

You sure it doesn’t say “Ass”?

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #106 on: May 06, 2022, 08:58:46 PM »
Holy shit.  Ramage has a glove with ACE stitched into it.  That's like me having one that says TALL GUY WITH A BIG COCK.

You sure it doesn’t say “Ass”?

Good point.  Maybe he just can't spell.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #107 on: May 06, 2022, 08:59:07 PM »
Holy shit.  Ramage has a glove with ACE stitched into it.  That's like me having one that says TALL GUY WITH A BIG COCK.

You sure it doesn’t say “Ass”?
He bought it at the hardware store, dick.


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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #108 on: May 06, 2022, 08:59:14 PM »
I don’t think we are the team everyone thinks we are. And Ramage’s inning is finally over. Only gave up 1 run so I guess that is a win for him.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #109 on: May 06, 2022, 08:59:43 PM »
Holy shit.  Ramage has a glove with ACE stitched into it.  That's like me having one that says TALL GUY WITH A BIG COCK.

You sure it doesn’t say “Ass”?
He must have stolen Kopps’ glove.


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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #110 on: May 06, 2022, 09:00:09 PM »
He bought it at the hardware store, dick.

That was funny. Slow clap.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #111 on: May 06, 2022, 09:00:22 PM »
He bought it at the hardware store, dick.

Is that where he got his arm too?

Anyone can rake with it.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #112 on: May 06, 2022, 09:00:47 PM »
I think we are a team that thinks they are better than they are right now.  Oh well, maybe their play will improve to march their perception.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #113 on: May 06, 2022, 09:02:11 PM »
PITCHING CHANGE:  Another left-hander in for Auburn.

This pitching change brought to you by the Staybridge Suites across from Baum-Walker Stadium.  Now selling discounted room packages for the weekend of June 3-5!

Webb walks strikes out homers.. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Jbuprofen says FUCK YO COUCH GREG SANKEY!  2 runs score.  6-4 Auburn.  0 out.

Battles grounds out to 3rd.  1 out.

Gregory, who has yet to be hit by a pitch tonight, flies out to deep CF.  2 outs.

Why do all the Auburn players have an emblem of a white hand grasping a black cock on their right shoulders? 

Wallace pops out to SS.  3 outs. 

A little life at least, thanks to Jbuprofen.  Mid 6th.  Auburn 6 Hogs 4.








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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #114 on: May 06, 2022, 09:02:32 PM »
Tired of hearing about Burkhalter’s hamstring. Or anything else about any other Auburn player.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #115 on: May 06, 2022, 09:06:02 PM »
PITCHING CHANGE:  Another left-hander in for Auburn.

This pitching change brought to you by the Staybridge Suites across from Baum-Walker Stadium.  Now selling discounted room packages for the weekend of June 3-5!

Webb walks strikes out homers.. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Jbuprofen says FUCK YO COUCH GREG SANKEY!  2 runs score.  6-4 Auburn.  0 out.

Battles grounds out to 3rd.  1 out.
Gregory needs to quit using his shoulder as a bat rack.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #116 on: May 06, 2022, 09:08:03 PM »
Tired of hearing about Burkhalter’s hamstring. Or anything else about any other Auburn player.

Even when we are the home team the broadcast either talks non stop about a player on the other team, gives a player/coach an hour of story time, or raves about some eatery in their town. There is never a compelling story to tell about a Razorback player or coach or restaurant.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #117 on: May 06, 2022, 09:10:29 PM »
Gregory needs to quit using his shoulder as a bat rack.
By my count, Gregory has watched 6 meatballs grooved right by him over the middle of the plate in this game.


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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #118 on: May 06, 2022, 09:13:08 PM »
Bottom 6th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Evan Taylor in for Kole Ramage. 

All in all, not a terrible outing for Ramage.  His ERA probably came down a little after only giving up 1 ER in an inning.

Howell rips a double down the line...NOT SO FAST MOTHERFUCKER. Wallace with a diving catch.  1 out.

DiChunko strikes out swinging.  2 outs.

Pierce grounds out to Moore, who makes a diving play.  Would've probably been safe, but he chose to slide headfirst instead of running through the bag.  Clearly not a physics major.  3 outs.

End 6th.  6-4 them.




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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #119 on: May 06, 2022, 09:13:27 PM »
I think Dickhaira ate Babe Ruth.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #120 on: May 06, 2022, 09:18:28 PM »
Top 7th.

Turner rips a double into the LCF gap.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.  Be sure to fart on the second base ump while you're there, Mike.

Moore grounds one between P and 1st, DiChunkass flips to the pitcher, who loses the ball (would've been safe anyway). Turner scores from 2nd.  6-5 Auburn.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.  Should be tied right now if not for the fucking second base ump.

(Editor's Note:  Auburn has seemed much less dickheadish this year and last.  I have figured out why.  Tim Hudson, America's Team and Oakland A's legend, is their pitching coach now.  I'm sure he whipped Bitch's ass first day and told him to get his team in line.)

Slavens singles to RF.  Moore to 2nd.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Copeland in for Skipper.  Yet another lefthander.  Fuck it...keep bringing 'em. 

This pitching change brought to you by my weekly reminder that left handers should be forced to throw with their right arms.

Diggs says FUCK YO COUCH AUBURN ALUMS PENN WAGERS AND MARC CURLES!!! Three run bomb!  HOGS LEAD 8-6!  0 out.

Webb walks strikes out homers grounds out to 2nd.  Nice play by the Auburn 2nd baseman.  1 out.

Jbuprofen grounds out to 2nd.  2 outs.

Battles strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

Mid 7th.  HOGS 8 Auburn 6. 








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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #121 on: May 06, 2022, 09:21:12 PM »
Anyone heard if Burkhalter for Auburn pulled his hamstring or not. Or is he available?

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #122 on: May 06, 2022, 09:27:39 PM »
Just getting online and saw a replay of the absolute fuckery when they called Turner for interference. 

Holy shitballs that was as bad as any football call.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #123 on: May 06, 2022, 09:27:48 PM »
Anyone heard if Burkhalter for Auburn pulled his hamstring or not. Or is he available?

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #124 on: May 06, 2022, 09:29:12 PM »
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