Author Topic: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball (Read 4812 times)

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #126 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:29:37 PM »

DIGGS!!!!!!

FUCK YO MAMA’S COUCH FRANK THOMAS.

And he didn’t flip his bat toward the other dugout. WHAT?!

bleedinred · « **Reply #127 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:29:52 PM »

The jinx worked.

Way to go hogs. I believed in you the whole time.

gambler · « **Reply #128 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:30:12 PM »

Fuck yo couch, and the rest of your furniture.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #129 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:35:15 PM »

I had noticed Diggs early in the season whenever he played. He always made contact and hit the ball hard. I don’t think he has struck out all season but the hydrocodone and beer may be affecting my memory.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #130 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:35:31 PM »

Quote from: bleedinred on May 06, 2022, 09:29:52 PM

The jinx worked.

Way to go hogs. I believed in you the whole time.

Never a doubt.

Now let's have the law firm of Taylor and Tygart finish these fuckers off.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #131 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:36:54 PM »

Bottom 7th

Hill strikes out looking. 1 out.

Carlson hits one into the RCF gap...great diving catch by Webb! A Webb gem. 2 outs.

Their Moore grounds out to Battles. 3 outs.

End 7th. 8-6 good guys.

bleedinred · « **Reply #132 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:38:40 PM »

Webb! What a catch!

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #133 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:40:25 PM »

Quote from: Son_of_Spam on May 06, 2022, 09:35:15 PM

I had noticed Diggs early in the season whenever he played. He always made contact and hit the ball hard. I don’t think he has struck out all season but the hydrocodone and beer may be affecting my memory.

Drink up and pop away.

He has 7. But his ratio (18%} is lower than the rest of the team (24%}. And with fewer opportunities his percentage is skewed.

https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/stats/baseball/2022/overall.pdf

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #134 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:42:50 PM »

Top 8th.

Gregory, who has not been hit by a pitch tonight, has now been hit by a pitch. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Wallace hits one solidly into the RCF gap. Nice play by the CF to make the catch. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Turner walks on four straight. Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Moore says FUCK YO COUCH BOBBY LOWDER! A Bob Bomb over their version of the green monster. 11-6 HOGS!. 1 out.

Slavens walks. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE. ~~Either Joseph Gonzalez (45) or~~ Chase Allsup (46) in for Copeland. ~~Both are~~ right handed.

This pitching change brought to you by the powerful combination of the reverse jinx and red ass.

Slavens called out stealing. Looked safe in real time.. under review. Prepare thy anii. Upon review, the tag got him on the ass prior to Slavens reaching the base. Call should stand. And it does. 2 outs.

Diggs pops out to short. 3 outs.

Mid 8th. Hogs 11 other guys 6.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #135 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:43:04 PM »

Attention: Gregory was HBP!

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #136 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:45:33 PM »

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 06, 2022, 09:42:50 PM

Top 8th.

Gregory, who has not been hit by a pitch tonight, has now been hit by a pitch. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Wallace hits one solidly into the RCF gap. Nice play by the CF to make the catch. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Decent play. Certainly not worthy of the peacock strut he had going after.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #137 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:48:57 PM »

BOOM!

CrocodileHunter · « **Reply #138 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:49:50 PM »

Moore crushed that ball!

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #139 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:50:19 PM »

FUCK YO DEDDY’S BARCALOUNGER TERRY BOWDEN!!!!!

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #140 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:52:38 PM »

If only that fucking kraut Buckhalter hadn’t pulled his dick muscle….

Sus-Scrofa · « **Reply #141 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:55:50 PM »

Catching up on this thread every hour or so is always a good time.

Barton Fink · « **Reply #142 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Sus-Scrofa on May 06, 2022, 09:55:50 PM

Catching up on this thread every hour or so is always a good time.

It's a rollercoaster of emotion.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #143 on:** May 06, 2022, 09:58:20 PM »

Had no idea catchers are allowed to have an ear piece, I guess to get pitch calls.

Or in this case, to hear his cousin’s sweet nothings on a loop.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #144 on:** May 06, 2022, 10:02:00 PM »

Bottom 8th.

Taylor still pitching.

Larue just misses a HR. Double to CF. Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Foster doubles off the RF wall. Larue scores. 11-7 Hogs. Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Rambutts grounds out on a high chopper to SS. Foster to 3rd. Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE: Brady Tygart in for Taylor.

This pitching change brought to you by the SEC...it just means fuck Arkansas.

Tygart inherits a 1-1 count against Howell.

Howell strikes out swinging. Sit down bitch. Runner on 3rd, 2 outs.

DiChunkiass walks. Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Pierce singles to CF. Foster scores. 11-8 Hogs. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Hill strikes out looking. Sit down, bitch. 3 outs.

End 8th. 11-8 Arkansas.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #145 on:** May 06, 2022, 10:04:00 PM »

Ok. Maybe a 5-run lead isn’t safe.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #146 on:** May 06, 2022, 10:04:07 PM »

No lead is ever safe with us.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #147 on:** May 06, 2022, 10:08:31 PM »

Are those guys with the gay cowboy hats eATMe fans?

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #148 on:** May 06, 2022, 10:08:32 PM »

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 06, 2022, 10:02:00 PM

Bottom 8th.

Taylor still pitching.

Larue just misses a HR. Double to CF. Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Foster doubles off the RF wall. Larue scores. 11-7 Hogs. Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Rambutts grounds out on a high chopper to SS. Foster to 3rd. Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

I was thinking “Afraid to” Rambush. But yours certainly works.

bleedinred · « **Reply #149 on:** May 06, 2022, 10:22:23 PM »

Why do we keep trying to take bases? No outs and we are rolling. Why?