Author Topic: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball (Read 4745 times)

Show-Me Hog · « **Reply #25 on:** May 06, 2022, 11:38:52 AM »

Quote from: Son_of_Spam on May 06, 2022, 09:46:56 AM

Forgot to put in the times but I think they show 7:00, 4:30, and 1:00 on the website.

I got them off auburn (easier to type than Arkansas) and I thought they were Eastern so I translated. I was wrong, they are Central & thanks for the correction.

Feral · « **Reply #26 on:** May 06, 2022, 12:59:42 PM »

Looking forward to this series.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #27 on:** May 06, 2022, 06:39:41 PM »

It's almost time for your Arkansas Razorbacks to take on the injury faking, unwritten rule breaking, bag taking Auburn Tigers from Plainsman Park in the armpit of the SEC (if Starkville and College Station didn't exist).

Lineups:

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

1. Cayden Wallace 3B
2. Michael Turner C
3. Robert Moore 2B
4. Brady Slavens 1B
5. Kendall Diggs DH
6. Braydon Webb CF
7. Jace Bohrofen RF
8. Jalen Battles SS
9. Zack Gregory LF

P. Connor Noland RHP

Auburn War Plains Drifters

1. Blake Rambush 3B
2. Kason Howell CF
3. Sonny DiChiara 1B
4. Bobby Peirce RF
5. Cam Hill DH
6. Brooks Carlson LF
7. Brody Moore SS
8. Nate LaRue C
9. Cole Foster 2B

P. Mason Barnett RHP

Hizhog · « **Reply #28 on:** May 06, 2022, 06:52:45 PM »

Prayers for the Thompson family if we win by 13+.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #29 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:03:09 PM »

The announcers: one definitely wears a hair piece and the other looks to be 12 years old.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #30 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:05:01 PM »

Top 1st.

My God this Auburn commentator has either the worst dye job or the most poorly matched color in his toupeé of anyone ever to be shown on SEC Network+. Either that or he ran out of Just For Men. Either way, no play for mister half gray.

Wallace fights back from down 0-2 to rip a double to the RF wall. Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Turner grounds back to the mound...Wallace was running on contact, out at 3rd. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Moore strikes out swinging. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Slavens drives one to the wall in deep CF. Nice catch to rob him of extra bases. 3 outs (thanks Wallace).

Mid 1st. No score.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #31 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:07:29 PM »

Horrible base running again.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #32 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:15:27 PM »

Bottom 1st.

Rambutts pops out to Moore. 1 out.

Howell grounds the first pitch to Wallace. 2 out.

Dichiara, who looks like a slightly taller, uglier version of me from 2018, strikes out looking. 3 outs.

End 1st. 0-0.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #33 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:15:40 PM »

Why in the fuck do we get an 0-2 count on a hitter and try to nibble the edges and run it full every fucking time?

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #34 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:17:23 PM »

Dickhara is a fat bastard.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #35 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:20:15 PM »

Top 2nd.

Diggs lines out to SS. 1 out.

Webb pops out to shallow CF. 2 outs.

Jbuprofen walks. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Battles grounds/softly lines to 2nd, who drops it, fumbles it, kicks it around, and throws late to 1st. E4. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Gregory strikes out looking at 3 pitches. 3 outs.

Mid 2nd. No score.

bleedinred · « **Reply #36 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:26:35 PM »

Gregory watches three strikes go right down the middle and thought the third was questionable. WTF?

jsimp · « **Reply #37 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:28:11 PM »

He really kept Gregory off balance in that at bat

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #38 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:29:15 PM »

WTF was Gregory looking for?

Feral · « **Reply #39 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:29:16 PM »

Quote from: bleedinred on May 06, 2022, 07:26:35 PM

Gregory watches three strikes go right down the middle and thought the third was questionable. WTF?

I was yelling “SWING THE BAT” at Gregory like he was my son at the plate in a rec ball game.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #40 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:29:23 PM »

Bottom 2nd.

Pierce (Woopig.net will not participate in the misspelling of a common name) walks. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Hill flies out to CF. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Pierce steals 2nd. Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Carlson grounds out to 3rd. Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Moore strikes out swinging. 3 outs.

End 2nd. 0-0.

bleedinred · « **Reply #41 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:38:32 PM »

Quote from: Feral on May 06, 2022, 07:29:16 PM

I was yelling “SWING THE BAT” at Gregory like he was my son at the plate in a rec ball game.

It’s infuriating.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #42 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:41:16 PM »

Top 3rd.

Wallace strikes out looking at ball four. Pitch literally came closer to hitting him than catching even a sliver of the plate. 1 bullshit out.

Turner bloops one down the LF line. Safe at 2nd with a double. Runner on 2nd, 1 bullshit out.

Moore strikes out swinging over a curveball. Runner on 2nd, 2 outs (1 bullshit).

Slavens singles to RF...Turner thrown out at home by approximately ten feet. 3 outs.

End 3rd. 0-0. Two idiotic baserunning decisions.

Hizhog · « **Reply #43 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:46:30 PM »

Should have runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #44 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:48:02 PM »

BGB may need contacts. Not sure he is seeing the ball at all.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #45 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:49:21 PM »

Can we fuck up base running any worse?

bleedinred · « **Reply #46 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:49:42 PM »

Right fielder threw him out by 15 feet. Great base running decision there.

Hizhog · « **Reply #47 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:49:57 PM »

That’s on 3rd base coach

bleedinred · « **Reply #48 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:50:30 PM »

Quote from: Hizhog on May 06, 2022, 07:49:57 PM

That’s on 3rd base coach

Is t that our hitting coach too?

Hizhog · « **Reply #49 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:50:44 PM »

Ball was thrown before Turner has even touched 3rd base.