Author Topic: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball (Read 4813 times)

gambler · « **Reply #50 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:50:44 PM »

Why send him home? Wasn't even close.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #51 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:50:50 PM »

We should be leading by 2 or 3 runs right now.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #52 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:51:48 PM »

Quote from: Son_of_Spam on May 06, 2022, 07:49:21 PM

Can we fuck up base running any worse?

Don't challenge them. I said something similar about double plays last Friday, right before we ran into a strikeout/catcher interfereout double play.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #53 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:52:31 PM »

Bottom 3rd.

Larue strikes out swinging. 1 out.

Foster walks. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Rambutts grounds one to the hole. Battles knocks it down, but no play. Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Howell bunts in front of the plate. Turner throws the lead runner out at 3rd. Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Turner drops a pitch that was right over the plate...yet was inexplicably called a ball...passed ball.

DiChunkass intentionally walked after the count went 2-0. Bases full of douchebags, 2 outs.

Pierce grounds one to Battles, who throws it over Slavens head and out of play. Two runs score. 2-0 Auburn. Runners 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs.

Hill grounds out 3-1. 3 outs.

End 3rd. 2-0 Auburn

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #54 on:** May 06, 2022, 07:57:34 PM »

By the way, fuck this ump.

bleedinred · « **Reply #55 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:02:23 PM »

I love technology.

I’m sitting in Minute Maid and just watched the Stros hit back to back home runs while watching the Hogs play while reading Woopig.

TreeFitty · « **Reply #56 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:02:59 PM »

Bout to get infield fucking singled to death again...

bleedinred · « **Reply #57 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:03:09 PM »

Guys, this team is regressing. I know that may not be populate but that is what my eyes tell me.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #58 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:03:42 PM »

Quote from: bleedinred on May 06, 2022, 08:03:09 PM

Guys, this team is regressing. I know that may not be populate but that is what my eyes tell me.

You ain't wrong.

They're going out of their way to find ways to lose at this point.

At least we'll save money on Super Regional tickets and hotel rooms.

Barton Fink · « **Reply #59 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:04:20 PM »

We have been stepping on our own dicks of late.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #60 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:04:25 PM »

Stupid base running and fielding mistakes. We can’t help stepping on our own dicks.

bleedinred · « **Reply #61 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:04:26 PM »

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 06, 2022, 08:03:42 PM

You ain't wrong.

They're going out of their way to find ways to lose at this point.

I really hope I am. Maybe it will start clicking. There is time.

goporkyourself · « **Reply #62 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:04:31 PM »

Quote from: bleedinred on May 06, 2022, 08:03:09 PM

Guys, this team is regressing. I know that may not be populate but that is what my eyes tell me.

Definitely not rising to the occasion.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #63 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:05:44 PM »

At worst, it should be tied right now.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #64 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:06:07 PM »

Top 4th.

Diggs tries to bunt for a hit, nice play to retire him. 1 out.

Webb ~~walks~~ strikes out ~~homers~~ . 2 outs.

Jbuprofen grounds right back to the mound. 3 outs.

Mid 4th. 2-0 bad guys.

Feral · « **Reply #65 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:07:32 PM »

The sheer number of fastballs right down the middle that this team just sits and watches kills me.

bleedinred · « **Reply #66 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:07:47 PM »

What a top of the 4th. Holy shit that was easy.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #67 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:08:47 PM »

Quote from: bleedinred on May 06, 2022, 08:07:47 PM

What a top of the 4th. Holy shit that was easy.

Last year's team faced adversity a lot of times, and always found a way to rebound from it.

This group gets hit in the mouth and pisses its pants and cowers in the corner.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #68 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:09:39 PM »

Quote from: Hizhog on May 06, 2022, 07:46:30 PM

Should have runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs.

And we positively THRIVE in that situation.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #69 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:10:24 PM »

Bottom 4th.

Carlson hits one to Opelika. 3-0 Auburn. 0 out.

Moore singles to RF. Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Larue lines out to 3rd. Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Foster singles to RF. Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Ramballs bunts towards 1st...nobody covers the fucking base...4-0 Auburn. Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Next batter singles to LF. Run scores. Who gives a fuck...our team sure the fuck doesn't. 5-0. 1 out.

Are their fans mockingly calling the Hogs? If so, no offense, but I hope every person there who does it dies a horrible death and their children get sold into sex slavery.

Fat fuck strikes out. 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Pierce grounds out. 3 outs.

End 4th. Auburn 5 Doesn't Give a Shit 0.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #70 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:10:28 PM »

We have one of the best pitchers in the league and can’t score any runs to help him out.

mde114 · « **Reply #71 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:11:32 PM »

Stick a fork in this bunch.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #72 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:11:39 PM »

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 06, 2022, 08:03:42 PM

You ain't wrong.

They're going out of their way to find ways to lose at this point.

At least we'll save money on Super Regional tickets and hotel rooms.

Maybe even regional tickets….

bleedinred · « **Reply #73 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:13:03 PM »

Quote from: Son_of_Spam on May 06, 2022, 08:11:39 PM

Maybe even regional tickets….

We will make a regional. Question is which one. I bet Austin.

Feral · « **Reply #74 on:** May 06, 2022, 08:15:39 PM »

So we’re just taking Friday off now, huh?