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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #75 on: May 06, 2022, 08:16:06 PM »
Bought ready to turn this shit show off and watch Bob’s Burgers.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #76 on: May 06, 2022, 08:16:52 PM »
We will make a regional. Question is which one. I bet Austin.
I won’t be buying tickets to that one.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #77 on: May 06, 2022, 08:17:54 PM »
And it continues....

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #78 on: May 06, 2022, 08:18:25 PM »
Good Lord…we look like my 6 year old grandson’s team.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #79 on: May 06, 2022, 08:18:39 PM »
What the fuck did I just see?

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #80 on: May 06, 2022, 08:19:56 PM »
#4 my ass.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #81 on: May 06, 2022, 08:27:08 PM »
Top 5th.

Battles walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Gregory singles to CF.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 0 out.

Wallace with a dribbler just past the mount...safe at 1st.  Battles scores, Gregory to 2nd.  5-1 them.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

PITCHING CHANGE.  Lefty Sheehan in to replace right handed douchebag. 

This pitching change brought to you by Expedia.com.  Free cancellation for those rooms you have booked in Omaha (or in Fayetteville for the 2nd weekend in June). 

You know the one fuckup we haven't done yet in a game?  We have not hit into a triple play yet.  Yet. 

Turner interfered with by the catcher on a swing.  Apparently not reviewable.  Fuck these umps.

Turner singles to LF.  Bases loaded, no one out.  BEER HATS ENGAGED.

Moore, with an opportunity to redeem himself for a complete lack of clutch this year, hits a soft grounder to 2nd...booted by Foster...E4 (2). 

EDIT:  Turner called out on a fucking horrible call.  The fucking dildos called him out for interference at 2nd, even though Turner was never within three feet of him.  Bases still loaded 1 out.








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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #82 on: May 06, 2022, 08:27:59 PM »
We are coming out of our slump fellas!!

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #83 on: May 06, 2022, 08:34:26 PM »
Top 5th.

Battles walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Gregory singles to CF.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 0 out.

Wallace with a dribbler just past the mount...safe at 1st.  Battles scores, Gregory to 2nd.  5-1 them.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

PITCHING CHANGE.  Lefty douchebag in to replace right handed douchebag. 

This pitching change brought to you by Expedia.com.  Free cancellation for those rooms you have booked in Omaha (or in Fayetteville for the 2nd weekend in June). 

You know the one fuckup we haven't done yet in a game?  We have not hit into a triple play yet.  Yet.
Triple play? It is still early….

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #84 on: May 06, 2022, 08:36:27 PM »
We just got fucked.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #85 on: May 06, 2022, 08:41:45 PM »
We just got fucked again.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #86 on: May 06, 2022, 08:42:10 PM »
Only at auburn do we get points taken off the board  :maundoed:


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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #87 on: May 06, 2022, 08:43:33 PM »
Wow. Holy shit. A good dicking once again.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #88 on: May 06, 2022, 08:44:16 PM »
Top 5th.

Battles walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Gregory singles to CF.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 0 out.

Wallace with a dribbler just past the mount...safe at 1st.  Battles scores, Gregory to 2nd.  5-1 them.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

PITCHING CHANGE.  Lefty Sheehan in to replace right handed douchebag. 

This pitching change brought to you by Expedia.com.  Free cancellation for those rooms you have booked in Omaha (or in Fayetteville for the 2nd weekend in June). 

You know the one fuckup we haven't done yet in a game?  We have not hit into a triple play yet.  Yet. 

Turner interfered with by the catcher on a swing.  Apparently not reviewable.  Fuck these umps.

Turner singles to LF.  Bases loaded, no one out.  BEER HATS ENGAGED.

Moore, with an opportunity to redeem himself for a complete lack of clutch this year, hits a soft grounder to 2nd...booted by Foster...E4 (2). 

EDIT:  Turner called out on a fucking horrible call.  The fucking dildos called him out for interference at 2nd, even though Turner was never within three feet of him.  Bases still loaded 1 out.

Slavens flies out to CF. Gregory finally scores.  5-2 Auburn.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Diggs grounds out to 2nd.  3 outs.

FUCK THESE UMPS AND ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM.

Mid 5th.  Auburn 5 Arkansas 2 SEC Umps 1



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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #89 on: May 06, 2022, 08:45:05 PM »
Fucking umps responsible for 2 of our outs.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #90 on: May 06, 2022, 08:45:44 PM »
I’m tired of the SEC. Just terrible officiating in every god damn sport.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #91 on: May 06, 2022, 08:47:15 PM »
Sheer fuckery by the umps at Auburn.
Not surprised are you?


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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #92 on: May 06, 2022, 08:47:31 PM »
Nobody and I mean NOBODY gets the fucking calls we get. We have to overcome complete bullshit to win anything.

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #93 on: May 06, 2022, 08:47:38 PM »
Getting fucked by SEC officials while playing Auburn?


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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #94 on: May 06, 2022, 08:47:47 PM »
We should've had a dog pile at home when they called Turner out.


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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #95 on: May 06, 2022, 08:48:04 PM »
I’m tired of the SEC. Just terrible officiating in every god damn sport.

SEC officials are of the same moral caliber of pedophiles.  They should all be in prison.  Every sport. 

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #96 on: May 06, 2022, 08:49:06 PM »
Ramage? Good for 1 inning. Have we given up?

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #97 on: May 06, 2022, 08:49:07 PM »
Umpires are pedophiles and they protect their own…

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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #98 on: May 06, 2022, 08:49:30 PM »
Bottom 5th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Ramage in for Noland.

This pitching change brought to you by France...the inventor of the white flag.

First batter for the umps' favorite team grounds out to 2nd.  1 out.

Second batter for the umps' favorite team grounds out to 3rd.  2 outs.

Third batter hits one to his dick sucking buddy Sankey's office in Birmingham.  6-2 Auburn.  2 outs.

Fourth batter hits a double.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Holy shit.  Ramage has a glove with ACE stitched into it.  That's like me having one that says TALL GUY WITH A BIG COCK.

Fifth batter strikes out.  3 outs.

End 5th.  Auburn 6 Hogs 2 Umps 1. 









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Re: Hogs vs Wareagletigerplainsmen—-Baseball
« Reply #99 on: May 06, 2022, 08:50:04 PM »
Umpires are pedophiles and they protect their own…

Exactly.  Even the ones that seem like decent guys take up for the other 99% who deserve to be waterboarded. 

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