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Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« on: May 10, 2022, 04:02:52 PM »
Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Vanderbilt Commode Doors for a three game series starting this Friday at BWS. Started this thread early because we only have this series and one at Bama left before the SECT. so we need all the hate we have left to muster. Friday’s game will start at 6:30PM, Saturday at 6:30PM, and Sunday at 2:00PM. All games will be televised on SECN+ (Which none of us has) and the WatchESPN app. Hopefully, Dirk will be available for PBP as he is much more entertaining than I am. If not, I will try to pick up the slack. Hogs need this series and the next. Then screw the SECT. As usual, GO HOGS!

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2022, 04:19:32 PM »
Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Vanderbilt Commode Doors for a three game series starting this Friday at BWS. Started this thread early because we only have this series and one at Bama left before the SECT. so we need all the hate we have left to muster. Friday’s game will start at 6:30PM, Saturday at 6:30PM, and Sunday at 2:00PM. All games will be televised on SECN+ (Which none of us has) and the WatchESPN app. Hopefully, Dirk will be available for PBP as he is much more entertaining than I am. If not, I will try to pick up the slack. Hogs need this series and the next. Then screw the SECT. As usual, GO HOGS!

I will not be available for PBP, as I will be in attendance for at least the first two games and likely all three.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2022, 07:43:27 PM »
Please knock the shit out of this ponytail guy if you see him.
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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2022, 11:14:41 AM »
Please knock the shit out of this ponytail guy if you see him.
https://youtu.be/KZUrrgc3XUQ

I swear to God.  If someone could get me seats next to that piece of shit, I would scream in his ear for the entire weekend. 


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2022, 11:36:14 AM »
I swear to God.  If someone could get me seats next to that piece of shit, I would scream in his ear for the entire weekend.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2022, 12:07:25 PM »
I swear to God.  If someone could get me seats next to that piece of shit, I would scream in his ear for the entire weekend.

I know I'd get ejected, but I'd find a way to sneak an air horn into the park and set it off right in his ear.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2022, 12:21:36 PM »
I know I'd get ejected, but I'd find a way to sneak an air horn into the park and set it off right in his ear.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2022, 12:50:57 PM »
Your Arkansas Razorbacks take on the Vanderbilt Commode Doors for a three game series starting this Friday at BWS. Started this thread early because we only have this series and one at Bama left before the SECT. so we need all the hate we have left to muster. Friday’s game will start at 6:30PM, Saturday at 6:30PM, and Sunday at 2:00PM. All games will be televised on SECN+ (Which none of us has) and the WatchESPN app. Hopefully, Dirk will be available for PBP as he is much more entertaining than I am. If not, I will try to pick up the slack. Hogs need this series and the next. Then screw the SECT. As usual, GO HOGS!

You do know that SECN+ is on the Watch ESPN app right? SECN+ is the icon you click on while using WatchESPN to watch.  ;D


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2022, 03:57:33 PM »
You do know that SECN+ is on the Watch ESPN app right? SECN+ is the icon you click on while using WatchESPN to watch.  ;D
yes, but I was referring to SECN+ that is supposed to be on the SECN package but you can never get it on you teevee.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2022, 04:01:14 PM »
yes, but I was referring to SECN+ that is supposed to be on the SECN package but you can never get it on you teevee.

I think you're maybe thinking of the SEC Alternate channel.  There's rarely anything on that. 

When you are watching the Hogs play on the WatchESPN app, like woodfreak said, you're watching SEC+.  There's not some separate magical SEC Plus network that is a bonus that you get on some sort of sports package on cable or dish. 


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2022, 04:06:56 PM »
I think you're maybe thinking of the SEC Alternate channel.  There's rarely anything on that. 

When you are watching the Hogs play on the WatchESPN app, like woodfreak said, you're watching SEC+.  There's not some separate magical SEC Plus network that is a bonus that you get on some sort of sports package on cable or dish.
I know all that, but I like fucking with folks. Stirring the pot always makes things a lot more interesting. See? We are already having some off the wall conversation about wether we do or don’t have SEC+. I threw that little tidbit in there to reel some folks in and I got a couple. Nice catch before game time.  ;D

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2022, 04:08:19 PM »
I know all that, but I like fucking with folks. Stirring the pot always makes things a lot more interesting. See? We are already having some off the wall conversation about wether we do or don’t have SEC+. I threw that little tidbit in there to reel some folks in and I got a couple. Nice catch before game time.  ;D

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2022, 04:41:09 PM »
I know all that, but I like fucking with folks. Stirring the pot always makes things a lot more interesting. See? We are already having some off the wall conversation about wether we do or don’t have SEC+. I threw that little tidbit in there to reel some folks in and I got a couple. Nice catch before game time.  ;D
Hahaha...good one! Got me!  :borat:


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2022, 06:32:52 PM »
Game 1. Noland on the mound. And Enrique Bradfield is the best lead off on the planet according to the announcers.

Bradfield grounds out to second. 1 down.

Diaz is HBP. Noland bounced one about 10 feet in front of the plate before hitting him. 1 on.

Jones who is 6’7” tall, goes down looking. 2 away.

Keegan grounds out to short.

0-0 mid first.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2022, 06:39:33 PM »
Great job to come back with the strikeout.  Those strikes were all black.  Very nice. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2022, 06:40:33 PM »
Great job to come back with the strikeout.  Those strikes were all black.  Very nice.
That wild pitch and then the hit batter worried me a little at first.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2022, 06:41:23 PM »
Bottom of the first. Futrell on the mound for Vandy. He throws with his left hand.

Wallace leads off. Grounds out sharply to third. 1 down.

Turner grounds to first who tosses to the pitcher covering. 2 away. We are swinging at first pitches.

BGB attempts a bunt but it is foul. Grounds out to short. 8 pitches for their pitcher in the first.

0-0 after 1.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2022, 06:46:10 PM »
Still tinkering with the order.   Maybe that’s a good thing. 

Definitely need to make him throw more pitches.   

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2022, 06:47:08 PM »
Top of the second. V is for vagina up.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2022, 06:48:17 PM »
Top of the second. V is for vagina up.

Bulger (no relation to Whitey) leads off. And he goes down looking. 1 down.

Vaz (another name for vagina) up. Walks. 1 on.

Noland (no relation to Conner) takes ball 2. Vaz takes second. 2-2 count. Noland homers to left. Vandy leads 2-0.

Kolwyck (Mr. Consonant) runs the count full. Walks. 1 on.

Young singles to right. Runners at the corners, 1 out.

Bradfield with the safety squeeze. Run scores. 3-0 Vandy. Runner at second, 2 away.

Diaz up. Flairs a single over second. 4-0 Vaginas.

Jones grounds out to short.

Vandy leads 4-0 mid second. 40 something pitches for Noland through 2 innings.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2022, 06:55:15 PM »
Who was that asshole mouthing off toward?

Fuckbag. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2022, 07:01:54 PM »
Well, damn.   This is why we can’t have nice things.   

Two turd squirters giving them a couple of bullshit runs.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2022, 07:03:05 PM »
Noland has not been very good the last few weeks.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2022, 07:04:27 PM »
Bottom of the second.

Slavens just misses a HR foul in right. Then tries to bunt. SMH. Goes down swinging. 1 away.

Lanzilli runs the count full. Flies out softly to first. 2 down.

Diggs runs the count full. Walks. 1 on.

Webb flies out to left.

Hogs trail 4-0 after 2.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2022, 07:06:56 PM »
Love that approach at the plate by Slavens. Solid strategy.

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