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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #100 on: May 14, 2022, 05:37:43 PM »
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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #101 on: May 14, 2022, 06:48:02 PM »
Hello. 

I’m just stopping by to say FUCK YO COUCH OZONE AL GORE on behalf of my brother in Christ Cayden Wallace.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #102 on: May 14, 2022, 07:03:19 PM »
Governor-elect Huckabee Sanders is in attendance with her family tonight. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #103 on: May 14, 2022, 07:20:40 PM »
I mean it's only the third inning but this team is fucking toast. No one can make a play, get a timely hit, make a sweet pitch.

Fuck. I'm fixin to leave the Hogpen and drive to XNA to greet the softball WINNERS as they arrive back from the SEC Tournament.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #104 on: May 14, 2022, 07:22:49 PM »
I really wish we had a pitcher who could throw less than 20 pitches in the first inning.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #105 on: May 14, 2022, 07:25:09 PM »
Had we not been in the shift that would have been routine.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #106 on: May 14, 2022, 07:29:04 PM »
This team just doesn't have 'it', but by many metrics, it compares to the 2018 team.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #107 on: May 14, 2022, 07:30:02 PM »
Our starting pitching is in a funk. Not optimal.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #108 on: May 14, 2022, 07:32:19 PM »
FUCK.
THIS.
SHIT.

And on top of that, I have to hear the fucking Vandy whistler every fucking play. And it's hot as fuck out here.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #109 on: May 14, 2022, 07:33:00 PM »
FUCK.
THIS.
SHIT.

And on top of that, I have to hear the fucking Vandy whistler every fucking play. And it's hot as fuck out here.

Is he in the Hog Pen?   It sounds like the whistling is coming from out there.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #110 on: May 14, 2022, 07:51:03 PM »
Our starting pitching is in a funk. Not optimal.
Our bullpen is definitely getting burned on the regular by shitty starting pitching.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #111 on: May 14, 2022, 07:51:12 PM »
Is he in the Hog Pen?   It sounds like the whistling is coming from out there.
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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #112 on: May 14, 2022, 07:53:36 PM »
Why do dipshit teams do dipshit do stuff like this?? They come out to shallow rf and do stupid shit and stretches then act gay, then go back to the dugout. All of the bench players.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #113 on: May 14, 2022, 08:07:32 PM »
WOO FUCKIN PIG! 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #114 on: May 14, 2022, 08:07:53 PM »
Wallace says FUCK YOU RICK B.!

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #115 on: May 14, 2022, 08:08:05 PM »
Wallace launched the three run bomb.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #116 on: May 14, 2022, 08:09:38 PM »
Hello. 

I’m just stopping by to say FUCK YO COUCH AMY GRANT on behalf of my brother in Christ Cayden Wallace. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #117 on: May 14, 2022, 08:09:53 PM »
https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/soundsofbaum2022/

By the way, I didn’t know the website has the player walk up music. I was looking up Cayden when he launched the ball.  It was a God thing obviously.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #118 on: May 14, 2022, 08:12:28 PM »
https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/soundsofbaum2022/

By the way, I didn’t know the website has the player walk up music. I was looking up Cayden when he launched the ball.  It was a God thing obviously.

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Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #119 on: May 14, 2022, 08:17:15 PM »
Why do dipshit teams do dipshit do stuff like this?? They come out to shallow rf and do stupid shit and stretches then act gay, then go back to the dugout. All of the bench players.




That would be left field.  Also you were shown on the big screen not participating in a hog call


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #120 on: May 14, 2022, 08:18:01 PM »
The team got the message. They're like, fuck, we're losing our biggest fan. We better wake the fuck up.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #121 on: May 14, 2022, 08:18:35 PM »
That would be left field.  Also you were shown on the big screen not participating in a hog call


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #122 on: May 14, 2022, 08:20:18 PM »

That would be left field.  Also you were shown on the big screen not participating in a hog call


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Gd. I know the diff between RF and LF. UGH.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #123 on: May 14, 2022, 08:33:26 PM »
Gd. I know the diff between RF and LF. UGH.

I'M still mad.
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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #124 on: May 14, 2022, 08:39:47 PM »
That wasn’t good

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