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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #125 on: May 14, 2022, 08:47:21 PM »
Worst play by play ever tonight.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #126 on: May 14, 2022, 08:48:37 PM »
Circle jerk in left field by Vandy.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #127 on: May 14, 2022, 08:52:27 PM »
Weather delay?


ESPN cut out mid sentence. Did they say when the game will return?

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #128 on: May 14, 2022, 08:56:48 PM »
Hello. 

I’m just stopping by to say FUCK YO COUCH AMY GRANT on behalf of my brother in Christ Cayden Wallace.

Whoa whoa whoa.   I’m drawing a line here. 

First, she didn’t go to Vandy. 

Second, she’s one of my favorites.   

Better check yoself. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #129 on: May 14, 2022, 09:06:27 PM »
Somebody ping me when we're back up and running.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #130 on: May 14, 2022, 09:10:28 PM »
From the sound outside, it ain't starting anytime soon. I'm about 2 miles from the stadium.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #131 on: May 14, 2022, 09:38:33 PM »
Whoa whoa whoa.   I’m drawing a line here. 

First, she didn’t go to Vandy. 

Second, she’s one of my favorites.   

Better check yoself.

She’s on a list of famous Vandy alums.

If you have information that contradicts EduSmart.com I will gladly consider revising the couch fuckee. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #132 on: May 14, 2022, 09:43:15 PM »
Whoa whoa whoa.   I’m drawing a line here. 

First, she didn’t go to Vandy. 

Second, she’s one of my favorites.   

Better check yoself.

https://news.vanderbilt.edu/2014/12/23/amy-grant-82-finds-inspiration-and-purpose-in-the-power-of-community/

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #133 on: May 14, 2022, 09:53:09 PM »
POSTPONED

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #134 on: May 14, 2022, 09:53:57 PM »
Postponed.   Restarts at 11am tomorrow.   Game 3 to follow - 7 innings.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #135 on: May 14, 2022, 10:09:24 PM »
Bizarre, this storm popped up out of nowhere over Fayetteville and hasn't moved.  Just sitting there.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #136 on: May 14, 2022, 10:10:36 PM »
She’s on a list of famous Vandy alums.

If you have information that contradicts EduSmart.com I will gladly consider revising the couch fuckee.

I knew she went to Furman and honestly didn’t think she actually graduated from anywhere. 


She dropped out, according to this…

https://prezi.com/hhqglfn9pzyw/amy-grant/

So not an alum.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #137 on: May 14, 2022, 10:12:11 PM »
Amy Grant started at Furman, transferred to Vandy, but didn’t graduate.Given she had a record deal before she was 16 I guess she didn’t see the need.  So she isn’t an alum.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #138 on: May 14, 2022, 10:12:41 PM »
Amy Grant started at Furman, transferred to Vandy, but didn’t graduate.Given she had a record deal before she was 16 I guess she didn’t see the need.  So she isn’t an alum.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #139 on: May 14, 2022, 10:15:22 PM »
Amy Grant started at Furman, transferred to Vandy, but didn’t graduate.Given she had a record deal before she was 16 I guess she didn’t see the need.  So she isn’t an alum.

Vanderbilt claims her.   The couch fucking is upheld.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #140 on: May 14, 2022, 10:25:03 PM »
Vanderbilt claims her.   The couch fucking is upheld.
There is an article to the rules of fucking someone's couch who is claimed by an institution of higher learning, yet never graduated from that institute. The way I read it, is that it all depends on the material from which the couch upholstery is constructed.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #141 on: May 14, 2022, 10:35:21 PM »
There is an article to the rules of fucking someone's couch who is claimed by an institution of higher learning, yet never graduated from that institute. The way I read it, is that it all depends on the material from which the couch upholstery is constructed.

John Daly didn’t graduate from U of A (I don’t think).   Do we still claim him?

FYI Anderson Cooper didn’t graduate from Vanderbilt either.  Nor did Cornelius Vanderbilt for that matter. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #142 on: May 14, 2022, 11:09:35 PM »
John Daly didn’t graduate from U of A (I don’t think).   Do we still claim him?

FYI Anderson Cooper didn’t graduate from Vanderbilt either.  Nor did Cornelius Vanderbilt for that matter.

Definition of alumnus
1: a person who has attended or has graduated from a particular school, college, or university
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/alumnus

someone who has left a school, college, or university after finishing their studies there:
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/alumnus

It looks like a split decision or maybe the "after finishing" in the second means she just decided she was finished before getting a degree.

I believe the ruling is shaded toward Dirk.



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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #143 on: May 15, 2022, 08:57:00 AM »
Amy Grant matriculated at Vandy.   :dude1:


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #144 on: May 15, 2022, 09:12:25 AM »
I’m curious as to why the SEC suspends and resumes rain delayed games, rather than following the MLB policy of calling them if they have gone beyond five innings.   Had they followed the MLB standard last night’s game would’ve been called in our favor, and we’d be playing nine innings for the third game.  Essentially the decision means that we only get one additional inning of baseball on the weekend, and that assumes that we can finish before todays storms fire up.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #145 on: May 15, 2022, 10:15:53 AM »
I’m curious as to why the SEC suspends and resumes rain delayed games, rather than following the MLB policy of calling them if they have gone beyond five innings.   Had they followed the MLB standard last night’s game would’ve been called in our favor, and we’d be playing nine innings for the third game.  Essentially the decision means that we only get one additional inning of baseball on the weekend, and that assumes that we can finish before todays storms fire up.

Yeah, I would be in favor of the only situation a game should be suspended is in a tournament setting.   


And for the record, I’m capitulating on the Amy Grant thing.  You made good points above. 

And you’re just going after her couch, so I will forgive you as Christ would forgive you. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #146 on: May 15, 2022, 10:27:52 AM »
Remember I'm not the one actually fornicating the couches.   I leave that to my brethren in Christ who hit the dingers. 

I share your fondness for Ms. Grant.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #147 on: May 15, 2022, 11:03:50 AM »
Gregory is HBP on the first pitch of the game.

Wallace nearly has his head taken off on ball 4. Walks. Runners at first and second. No outs. Pitching change……he throws with his wrong arm.

Turner grounds right to the SS at second for the 6-3 DP. Runner moves to third.  2 down.

Gregory scores on a wild pitch. Hogs lead 9-6.

BGB walks. 1 on. 2 outs.

Slavens just misses a double, foul in right. Full count. Walks. Runners at first and second.

Diggs takes 2 strikes that nearly hit him. Screw this ump. Goes down swinging.

Hogs strand 2 and lead 9-6 after 6.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #148 on: May 15, 2022, 11:04:54 AM »
Is there tv?

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #149 on: May 15, 2022, 11:05:33 AM »
Is there tv?
No, just the ESPN app.

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