Author Topic: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball (Read 5749 times)

bleedinred · « **Reply #25 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:07:31 PM »

God damn it. Second hitter of the inning also shows fucking bunt.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:09:03 PM »

Quote from: bleedinred on May 13, 2022, 07:06:56 PM

Love that approach at the plate by Slavens. Solid strategy.

In his case, it’s Dubya level strategery.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:13:03 PM »

Top of the third. Doors up.

Keegan runs the count full. Walks. 1 on.

Bulger runs the count full. Noland struggling. Flies to left. Jbuprofen dives for the catch. Runner holds. 1 out.

Vaz (or Vag) singles to center. Runners at the corners, 1 out.

Noland flies out to left. Run scores. 5-0 Vandy. 2 outs.

Kolwyck goes down swinging.

Hogs trail 5-0 mid third.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #28 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:17:05 PM »

Pitch count hits 50.

He’s way off tonight.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #29 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:25:07 PM »

Bottom of the third. Hogs up.

Jbuprofen is HBP. 1 on.

Battles attempts a bunt. Foul. Runs the count full. Goes down looking at one down Broadway. 1 away.

Wallace fouls a bunt attempt off. WTF? Doubles to the corner in left. Runners at second and third, 1 out.

Turner fouls out to third. 2 away.

BGB up. Flies out to left.

Hogs fuck up and strand 2 with 1 out, and trail 5-0 after three.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #30 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:30:35 PM »

That third strike was outside. Close but outside.

Lady softballers about to start on The Deuce. Much prefer that to this shit show.

Feral · « **Reply #31 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:31:27 PM »

Quote from: Son_of_Spam on May 13, 2022, 07:25:07 PM

Bottom of the third. Hogs up.

Jbuprofen is HBP. 1 on.

Battles attempts a bunt. Foul. Runs the count full. Goes down looking at one down Broadway. 1 away.

Battles and Gregory are the absolute worst with that shit.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #32 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:35:54 PM »

Top of the fourth. Noland needs a quick inning.

Young goes down swinging. 1 out.

Bradfield (the fastest human on Earth) takes 2 pitches over his head. Singles to center. 1 on. He will probably steal his way home.

Diaz takes a ball. Bradfield steals second. Flies out to center. Bradfield takes third. 2 away.

Jones a 6’ 7” giant goes down swinging.

Bradfield speed is left at third. Hogs trail 5-0 mid 4.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #33 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:37:48 PM »

One friggin hit in three innings.

We’ve been beating up on subpar conference staffs the last couple of weekends, it’s now clear again.

mde114 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:41:38 PM »

Got to throw over to first. Shit

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #35 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:45:24 PM »

Bottom of the fourth. Friday the 13th isn’t kind to us.

Slavens HOMERS to right! 5-1.

Lanzilli runs the count full. Flies out to center on ball 4. 1 down.

Diggs goes down looking. 2 away.

Webb runs the count full. Walks. 1 on.

Jbuprofen flies to center. Bradfield makes a diving catch. Fuck.

Hogs pick up a run but trail 5-1 after 4.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #36 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:46:03 PM »

Quote from: Son_of_Spam on May 13, 2022, 07:35:54 PM

Top of the fourth. Noland needs a quick inning.

Young goes down swinging. 1 out.

Bradfield (the fastest human on Earth) takes 2 pitches over his head. Singles to center. 1 on. He will probably steal his way home.

Diaz takes a ball. Bradfield steals second. Flies out to center. Bradfield takes third. 2 away.

Jones a 6’ 7” giant goes down swinging.

Bradfield speed is left at third. Hogs trail 5-0 mid 4.

He’s possibly faster than Tanner English.

bleedinred · « **Reply #37 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:48:24 PM »

I have a love hate relationship with Slavens. He almost hits a homer last inning but chooses to bunt and strikes out swinging. This time he destroys the ball.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #38 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:49:41 PM »

Slavens says SODOMIZE YOUR CHAISE JAY CUTLER.

Too bad we didn’t have four or five on base.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #39 on:** May 13, 2022, 07:57:11 PM »

Top of the fiff. Vags up.

Keegan doubles to the gap in left center. 1 on.

Bulger flies out to right. Runner holds. 1 down.

Vaz is HBP. Runners at first and second. 1 out. Ramage warming up. Doomed.

Noland flies out to left center. Runners hold. 2 away.

Kolwyck flies out to right. 96 pitches for Noland.

Hogs trail 5-1 mid fifth.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #40 on:** May 13, 2022, 08:02:11 PM »

Quote from: bleedinred on May 13, 2022, 07:48:24 PM

I have a love hate relationship with Slavens. He almost hits a homer last inning but chooses to bunt and strikes out swinging. This time he destroys the ball.

He always swings hard enough for a 700 foot blast. Sometimes he makes contact.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #41 on:** May 13, 2022, 08:09:26 PM »

Bottom of the fifth.

Battles doubles to right center. 1 on.

Wallace flies out to center on the first pitch. 1 down.

Turner goes down swinging on 3 pitches. 2 down.

BGB HOMERS to left! 5-3

Slavens HOMERS to left! 5-4. Back to back jacks!

Lanzilli flies out to the track in left center.

Hogs trail 5-4 after 5.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #42 on:** May 13, 2022, 08:10:34 PM »

Opposite field gapper warms my cockles.

Pop up to center on the first pitch when down by 4 runs freezes them back down.

bleedinred · « **Reply #43 on:** May 13, 2022, 08:17:28 PM »

Loving Slavens tonight.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #44 on:** May 13, 2022, 08:17:42 PM »

BGB SAYS DRY HUMP YOUR HANGING CHAD AL GORE!!

SLAVENS SAYS HORIZONTALLY MAMBO YOUR LOVE SEAT SCOTTIE PIPPEN JR!!!

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #45 on:** May 13, 2022, 08:18:17 PM »

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 13, 2022, 08:17:42 PM

BGB SAYS DRY HUMP YOUR HANGING CHAD AL GORE!!

SLAVENS SAYS HORIZONTALLY MAMBO YOUR LOVE SEAT SCOTTIE PIPPEN JR!!!

Back to back jacks!

bleedinred · « **Reply #46 on:** May 13, 2022, 08:18:21 PM »

This is why we are the number 4 team in the country!!!

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #47 on:** May 13, 2022, 08:19:23 PM »

Top of the sixth. Hogs trail 5-4. Ramage in to pitch. Hopefully we can get 1 good inning off of him.

Young grounds out to Wallace in front of second. 1 down.

The fastest man alive, Bradfield doubles to the corner in right. 1 on. Anyone else would have barely beat out a single.

Diaz goes down swinging. 2 down.

Pitching change….Ramage did alright. Evan Taylor in to pitch.

Jones the Giant takes a strike and Bradfield steals third. Jones goes down swinging.

Hogs trail 5-4 mid 6.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #48 on:** May 13, 2022, 08:21:11 PM »

Damage?? Really??

HogTat · « **Reply #49 on:** May 13, 2022, 08:21:19 PM »

Quote from: Thin Red Swine on May 13, 2022, 07:46:03 PM

He’s possibly faster than Tanner English.

No one is faster than Tanner English.