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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2022, 08:31:22 PM »
Bottom of the sixth. Hogs up. Maldonado in to pitch. He uses his right arm.

Diggs leads off. Flies out to short left. 1 down.

Webb grounds to second. Webb called safe at first. Ball dropped by the first baseman. Call under review. Ruled safe after review.

Jbuprofen up. Pitcher throws the ball away on a pickoff attempt. Webb ends up at third. Singles to left. Game tied 5-5!

Battles fouls a bunt attempt…again. Doubles to the corner in left. Runners at second and third, 1 out.

Wallace walks. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED! Pitching change……he will throw with his wrong arm.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2022, 08:35:28 PM »
Hello. 

I’m just stopping by to say FUCK YO COUCH CORNELIUS VANDERBILT, ANDERSON COOPER, AND JAN VAN BREDA KOLFF on behalf of my brothers in Christ Brady Slavens, Robert Moore, and Brady Slavens.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2022, 08:38:31 PM »
Hello. 

I’m just stopping by to say FUCK YO COUCH CORNELIUS VANDERBILT, ANDERSON COOPER, AND JAN VAN BREDA KOLFF on behalf of my brothers in Christ Brady Slavens, Robert Moore, and Brady Slavens.

Didn’t think we’d see you.  I’m just trying to fill your large shoes.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2022, 08:53:43 PM »
Man what an opportunity to blow it open. That was a really good double play by Vandy.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2022, 08:54:11 PM »
What a tough way to end a great at-bat. 

Dammit.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #55 on: May 13, 2022, 08:54:17 PM »
Bottom of the sixth. Hogs up. Maldonado in to pitch. He uses his right arm.

Diggs leads off. Flies out to short left. 1 down.

Webb grounds to second. Webb called safe at first. Ball dropped by the first baseman. Call under review. Ruled safe after review.

Jbuprofen up. Pitcher throws the ball away on a pickoff attempt. Webb ends up at third. Singles to left. Game tied 5-5!

Battles fouls a bunt attempt…again. Doubles to the corner in left. Runners at second and third, 1 out.

Wallace walks. Bases loaded. BEER HATS ENGAGED! Pitching change……he will throw with his wrong arm.

Turner hits into a 3-4-3 DP. Fuck.

Hogs tie the game at 5 but leave the bases loaded.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2022, 08:55:14 PM »
Top of the seventh.

Keegan grounds out to third. 1 down.

Bulger homers to left center. Vandy up 6-5.

Vaz grounds out weakly to first. 2 down.

Noland runs the count full. Noland goes down swinging.

Vandy retakes the lead 6-5.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2022, 08:58:18 PM »
You have Wallace up there with two in scoring  position, a 3-0 count, and an 0 for 3 lefty batter on deck, you let Wallace swing away on 3-0.  Instead he takes a straight fastball right down the middle before walking . Yippee, now you get a lefty vs lefty matchup with an 0-3 hitter.  Make that 0-4.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2022, 09:01:01 PM »
Bottom of the seventh. We have GOT to quit screwing away scoring opportunities.

BGB up. Flies to right. The right fielder misplays it. BGB safe. E9. Moore ends up at second.

Slavens grounds out to first. BGB moves to third.

Lanzilli grounds out to short scoring BGB. Game tied 6-6.

Diggs goes down looking.

Hogs tie it up 6-6 after 7.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #59 on: May 13, 2022, 09:02:31 PM »
You have Wallace up there with two in scoring  position, a 3-0 count, and an 0 for 3 lefty batter on deck, you let Wallace swing away on 3-0.  Instead he takes a straight fastball right down the middle before walking . Yippee, now you get a lefty vs lefty matchup with an 0-3 hitter.  Make that 0-4.

But he’s not an ordinary lefty and rarely goes o-fer.   He has the highest BA on the team. 

I get what you’re saying but hindsight is 20/20. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2022, 09:07:59 PM »
Top of the eighth.

Kolwyck walks. 1 on.

Young with a sac bunt, moving the runner to second. 1 down.

Bradfield who will probably steal first with his speed goes down looking. 2 away.

Pitching change……Tygart in.

Diaz goes down swinging.

Game tied 6-6 mid 8.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2022, 09:08:33 PM »
Did Diggs bang this ump’s daughter or something?


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #62 on: May 13, 2022, 09:21:48 PM »
Bottom of the eighth. Hogs up. New pitcher who pitches with his right arm.

Webb flies out in the infield to first. 1 down. Rally raccoon caught in the left field stands.

Jbuprofen grounds out to short. Call under review. Taking a while. Call stands. Out at first. 2 away.

Battles walks. 1 on.

Wallace grounds to short for the force at second.

Game tied 6-6 after 8.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2022, 09:23:43 PM »
Taylor and Tagert are just filthy.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2022, 09:35:35 PM »
Top of the ninth. Need a quick inning here.

Jones the Giant grounds out to first. 1 down.

Keegan takes strike one for a ball. Keegan grounds out to third. 2 away.

Bulger flies out to a sliding Webb.

6-6 to the bottom of the ninth.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2022, 09:42:56 PM »
Bottom of the ninth.

Turner leads off. Goes down looking. 1 down.

BGB just misses a HR as he fouls it to right. Goes down swinging. 2 down.

Slavens walks.

Lanzilli grounds out to second.

Extra innings…tied 6-6.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2022, 09:43:34 PM »
One run boys!  Win it right here!

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2022, 09:45:20 PM »
Turner needs to walk one off here to make up for the night he has had


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #68 on: May 13, 2022, 09:47:45 PM »
Absolute horseshit third strike call. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #69 on: May 13, 2022, 09:53:04 PM »
Top of the tenth.

First up walks.

Noland doubles off the wall in left center. Runners at second and third. No outs.

Kolwyck flies out to short right. Runners hold.

Young with a safety squeeze. Turner grabs it and tags Vag trying to score. 2 outs. Runners at the corners, 2 outs.

Bradfield homers to right. Vandy leads 9-6. After a 2 strike count. Zack Morris in to pitch.

Diaz grounds out to short.

Hogs trail 9-6.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #70 on: May 13, 2022, 10:06:14 PM »
Fuck

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #71 on: May 13, 2022, 10:06:25 PM »
Damn. Hogs battled tonight. Obviously isn’t over but that was a punch in the dick.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #72 on: May 13, 2022, 10:06:29 PM »
Last guy I wanted to see come up. 

Tygart is not Kopps yet.  Hanger city.   

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #73 on: May 13, 2022, 10:07:19 PM »
Last guy I wanted to see come up. 

Tygart is not Kopps yet.  Hanger city.   



That was pretty low though. Not like it hung in the middle of the plate. Dude had to go way down to grab it. But he launched it.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #74 on: May 13, 2022, 10:10:46 PM »
Bottom of the 10th. Hogs last dance.

Diggs flies out to left.

Webb lines out to third. 2 away.

Jbuprofen flies out to short left.

Hogs lose 9-6.

Second and third, 1 out and we don’t score. Bases loaded, 1 out and we don’t score. Second and third have been our nemesis all year long.

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