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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #75 on: May 13, 2022, 10:11:46 PM »
That was pretty low though. Not like it hung in the middle of the plate. Dude had to go way down to grab it. But he launched it.

We must have watched different pitches. 

He certainly knew what was coming.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #76 on: May 13, 2022, 10:16:01 PM »
We must have watched different pitches. 

He certainly knew what was coming.


Hanging to me means it was in the middle of the plate. He didn’t hang the pitch. It was low and the batter went to the ground and hit it out. It wasn’t a terrible pitch and a great swing.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #77 on: May 13, 2022, 10:16:50 PM »
Their closer shut us down the last 3 innings


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #78 on: May 13, 2022, 10:16:54 PM »
Last guy I wanted to see come up. 

Tygart is not Kopps yet.  Hanger city.
DVH has to stop riding Tygart like he’s Kopps.

It’s one thing to stretch a super senior like Kopps for 8 out saves, it’s another to start consistently riding a freshman that long.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #79 on: May 13, 2022, 10:17:00 PM »
All three guys tried to jack home runs.  And only one of them has demonstrated any real power.  Shocking. 


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #80 on: May 13, 2022, 10:20:06 PM »
Thompson should’ve sent Bohrofen.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #81 on: May 13, 2022, 10:20:22 PM »
I will probably NOT be available for PBP tomorrow. Me and the wife are going out to celebrate our 29th anniversary. Can’t believe she has put up with me that long. But, I am a very lucky man to have her.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2022, 10:24:35 PM »
I blame this animal on the loss. Rally raccoon my ass…

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #83 on: May 13, 2022, 11:37:24 PM »
I don't not believe in this team but fuck, I'm just gonna transfer all of my energy into the softball team because they are a complete team and know how to compete.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #84 on: May 14, 2022, 12:01:58 AM »
I don't not believe in this team but fuck, I'm just gonna transfer all of my energy into the softball team because they are a complete team and know how to compete.
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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2022, 07:06:10 AM »
Anyone looking for 2 tonight?

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #86 on: May 14, 2022, 08:54:40 AM »
How does one go about catching a coon?  I couldn't find a clip of the chase.

That is so Arkansas.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #87 on: May 14, 2022, 09:03:55 AM »
I may get slammed for this, but we are not a great team. We are pretty good defensively, but offensively….no. Every one of our hitters go up trying to hit it out of the park instead of just making contact. Sometimes, they get lucky and may hit a single, double, or HR. But those are few and far between. And it seems we can’t string a few together at once. Noland didn’t have it last night. I actually thought Ramage did a decent job with the batters he faced. I predict we will not make it out of the regionals. We just don’t have what it takes.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #88 on: May 14, 2022, 09:58:34 AM »
Done made the big time

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #89 on: May 14, 2022, 10:48:39 AM »
Done made the big time


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #90 on: May 14, 2022, 10:49:48 AM »
I don't not believe in this team but fuck, I'm just gonna transfer all of my energy into the softball team because they are a complete team and know how to compete.

I knew things were bad when I visited my parents on Mothers Day and dad had the softball game on instead of the baseball game.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #91 on: May 14, 2022, 10:51:50 AM »
I may get slammed for this, but we are not a great team. We are pretty good defensively, but offensively….no. Every one of our hitters go up trying to hit it out of the park instead of just making contact. Sometimes, they get lucky and may hit a single, double, or HR. But those are few and far between. And it seems we can’t string a few together at once. Noland didn’t have it last night. I actually thought Ramage did a decent job with the batters he faced. I predict we will not make it out of the regionals. We just don’t have what it takes.
Can’t argue with any of that.

We’re over-ranked this year because of two things:
- what we did last year and what we returned
- our record, which is fool’s gold considering the fact that the SEC is down this year.

LSU and Florida aren’t what they’ve traditionally been, and Ole Miss and MSU are way down. Those were supposed to be 4 top 10 matchups heading into this season, yet 3 of them were unbanked when we played and LSU was barely ranked.

The big concern I have that doesn’t bode well for us is the fact that every game seems to be close, regardless of opponent. For the most part this season and especially over the last month we’ve not been jumping out on opponents and playing ahead with any semblance of comfort, hence Tygart continuing to be stretched for 2+ inning relief appearances even where we’re tied. We saw the same shit with Kopps last season where we’d have to bring him in when it was knotted up in the 7th and pray we could do something, anything, on offense. Kopps having to go longer and longer last year showed that DVH had lost faith in the offense, and that seems to be the case down the stretch this year yet again.


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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #92 on: May 14, 2022, 11:26:01 AM »
The announcers were talking last night about how Slavens was a good bad pitch hitter. And I was thinking to myself, that is because he swings at bad pitches. I think our rank and hoopla are just connected to our potential. And right now, our potential isn’t very good.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #93 on: May 14, 2022, 12:11:28 PM »
How does one go about catching a coon?  I couldn't find a clip of the chase.

That is so Arkansas.
The way he carried it, I’m thinking this wasn’t the first time

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #94 on: May 14, 2022, 12:27:12 PM »
DirkPiggler is in town for this series, sans family.  If any of you want to meet up for pregame beverages, name the time and place. 

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #95 on: May 14, 2022, 12:27:51 PM »
I have seen DrYnP grab a possum like that coon.

YnP would probably have grilled coon if it had been him.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #96 on: May 14, 2022, 12:38:07 PM »
DirkPiggler is in town for this series, sans family.  If any of you want to meet up for pregame beverages, name the time and place.
Wish we were there. I have put in for regional tickets. If we get them, we will meet up somewhere.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #97 on: May 14, 2022, 03:29:47 PM »
I have one ticket available for tonight’s game.  Cost:  one beer at the game.

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #98 on: May 14, 2022, 04:07:56 PM »
I have one ticket available for tonight’s game.  Cost:  one beer at the game.

Better make sure you walk with the person to see that you don’t get a bathroom “refill.”

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Re: Hogs vs Vandy Commode Doors—-baseball
« Reply #99 on: May 14, 2022, 04:12:43 PM »
Better make sure you walk with the person to see that you don’t get a bathroom “refill.”

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