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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2022, 09:10:00 PM »
I really expected you guys to be dancing around like a bunch of Iraqis celebrating a pepsi themed falling Sadaam Hussain statue.

It’s bittersweet.  Get Coke back, but lose Mountain Dew.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2022, 09:15:35 PM »
I don’t drink any of this crap….I can’t it’s too sugary. I’ve never been a soft drink person. I don’t even want it to mix drinks…I’d rather have tonic water.

You do realize tonic water has almost as much sugar as soda?


For the record, it's my favorite mixer too, preferably with tequila.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2022, 10:03:48 PM »
Diet tonic water is the answer.  Great mixer for light colored liquor like vodka, gin and light rum.  Not so good in my opinion with bourbon or whiskey which I prefer much of the time.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #53 on: May 19, 2022, 08:23:42 AM »
Tonic water sucks ass. [emoji2961]


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #54 on: May 19, 2022, 09:06:43 AM »

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #55 on: May 19, 2022, 09:40:38 AM »
I've never seen someone drinking a 2LT Coke or Dr. Pepper like it was a personal beverage, but I have seen many morbidly obese people chugging a 2LT Pepsi like they were carrying around a glass of orange juice in the morning.

When my kid was in scouts there was one family that took a 3 liter Dr. Pepper with them everywhere and drank straight from the bottle.  They were the whitest white trash couple ever.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #56 on: May 19, 2022, 11:13:10 AM »
Tonic water sucks ass. [emoji2961]
i onky fo it when I drink a vodka or gin drink in summer. You know what’s horrible…soda water. You might as well just give me well shit liquor and piss in it if you’re gonna put flat soda water in a drink.

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #57 on: May 19, 2022, 11:45:25 AM »
Diet tonic water is the answer.  Great mixer for light colored liquor like vodka, gin and light rum.  Not so good in my opinion with bourbon or whiskey which I prefer much of the time.

Tonic water sucks ass. [emoji2961]

Combine your posts and you have something.

Diet tonic water sucks ass.  Regular tonic water is quite tasty. 

In all things moderation. 

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2022, 09:28:24 PM »

The Coca Cola distributor for Northwest Arkansas also distributes Dr. Pepper, so you should still be able to get your DP.

If you know the right ladies you can always have DP.   :borat:

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #59 on: May 20, 2022, 10:32:58 AM »
i onky fo it when I drink a vodka or gin drink in summer. You know what’s horrible…soda water. You might as well just give me well shit liquor and piss in it if you’re gonna put flat soda water in a drink.

My taste buds can't tell the difference between soda water and tonic water.  They both are putrid to me.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #60 on: May 20, 2022, 11:08:17 AM »
My taste buds can't tell the difference between soda water and tonic water.  They both are putrid to me.
tonic water is a smooth taste. Soda water tasted like carbonated water mixed with your drink

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #61 on: May 20, 2022, 11:33:37 AM »
tonic water is a smooth taste. Soda water tasted like carbonated water mixed with your drink

Tonic water (or Indian tonic water) is a carbonated soft drink in which quinine is dissolved. Originally used as a prophylactic against malaria, tonic water usually now has a significantly lower quinine content and is consumed for its distinctive bitter flavor, though it is nowadays also often sweetened.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #62 on: May 20, 2022, 12:56:31 PM »
This thread is an abortion.

I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #63 on: May 20, 2022, 04:38:58 PM »
This thread is an abortion.
abort the thread then

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #64 on: May 21, 2022, 12:13:03 PM »
abort the thread then
With a knitting needle!


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #65 on: May 21, 2022, 12:33:05 PM »
I used to love vodka tonic but I cut way back on sugar several years ago and I'm not replacing it with aspartame.

Soda water is the way to go with both vodka and tequila.  I go heavy on the lime.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #66 on: May 21, 2022, 01:01:37 PM »
This thread is an abortion.
Could be worse, you could be listening to graduation speeches.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #67 on: May 21, 2022, 03:02:41 PM »
Get a soda stream or an alternative device to create your own soda water.

Soda water + your favorite water flavoring and youll never miss cokes again.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #68 on: May 21, 2022, 03:06:11 PM »
Get a soda stream or an alternative device to create your own soda water.

Soda water + your favorite water flavoring and youll never miss cokes again.

For real?  I'm basically addicted to cokes and ive thought about one of these devices but I just can't imagine it tastes as good.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #69 on: May 21, 2022, 03:53:23 PM »
For real?  I'm basically addicted to cokes and ive thought about one of these devices but I just can't imagine it tastes as good.

Its not a coke but it does scratch that itch. I add some mio strawberry or fruit punch to it and its pretty tasty.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #70 on: May 21, 2022, 03:55:33 PM »
Its not a coke but it does scratch that itch. I add some mio strawberry or fruit punch to it and its pretty tasty.
Can confirm. The cokes are alright. The Dr. Pepper alternative, Dr. Pete, is a little sweeter.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #71 on: May 22, 2022, 07:37:08 PM »
Can confirm. The cokes are alright. The Dr. Pepper alternative, Dr. Pete, is a little sweeter.



Just to complete the ruination of this thread.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2022, 07:35:40 AM »


Just to complete the ruination of this thread.
I dunno. I feel like I've learned a LOT by reading this thread.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2022, 11:00:14 AM »
Does Hunter get the cred for this softball hire?

Pretty incredible from what I can tell.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2022, 11:30:31 AM »
I don’t understand the Bubbly craze. The work frig is packed with gd Bubbly by the three guys in the office. I’m like it’s taking up too much room and they’re all have some. Nope. I don’t want that shit. I’d rather drink my water with a splash of ACV

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.