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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #75 on: May 23, 2022, 11:32:11 AM »
I don’t understand the Bubbly craze. The work frig is packed with gd Bubbly by the three guys in the office. I’m like it’s taking up too much room and they’re all have some. Nope. I don’t want that shit. I’d rather drink my water with a splash of ACV
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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #76 on: May 23, 2022, 11:35:49 AM »
Does Hunter get the cred for this softball hire?

Pretty incredible from what I can tell.

no,

She (and Hale in soccer) were both hired by Long.
Also, neither got a press conference, just a release.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #77 on: May 23, 2022, 11:44:33 AM »
no,

She (and Hale in soccer) were both hired by Long.
Also, neither got a press conference, just a release.

OH WOW! Cognitive Dissonance time. That does not fit the narrative!


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #78 on: May 23, 2022, 12:16:33 PM »
The work frig is packed with gd Bubbly by the three guys in the office. I’m like it’s taking up too much room and they’re all have some.
And all three are ghey, right?


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #79 on: May 23, 2022, 12:54:38 PM »
I have no fucking idea what you are talking about and I usually can decode your phone
if you don’t understand wtf Bubbly is I can’t fucking help you! Maybe you have cognitive decline.

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #80 on: May 23, 2022, 02:28:35 PM »
if you don’t understand wtf Bubbly is I can’t fucking help you! Maybe you have cognitive decline.

Maybe if you spelled it correctly....Bubly.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2022, 02:55:18 PM »
Maybe if you spelled it correctly....Bubly.
wtf ever see the sink isn’t even spelled correct

Once in Yamsylvania, we had the potato famine. Which did not upset us because, hey, we eat only yams! Then we realized it is better to starve on potatoes than eat yams. We became so poor we had to raise monkeys for their fur. OK, we raised them for their pleasant smell and many tasty parasites. The kids today, tell them about parasite stew, and they look at you like you're some kind of nutty man, crazed from yam poisoning.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #82 on: May 23, 2022, 03:24:27 PM »
if you don’t understand wtf Bubbly is I can’t fucking help you! Maybe you have cognitive decline.
I mean…maybe if you could spell

Bubbly typically is a slang term for Champagne, so I was curious if they were getting drunk at work.

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2022, 03:27:14 PM »
wtf ever see the sink isn’t even spelled correct

HUH?


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #84 on: May 23, 2022, 05:54:30 PM »
HUH?



where tf else are you gonna poor the shity bubbly unless it’s in the snik jesus

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2022, 10:50:22 AM »
I don’t understand the Bubbly craze. The work frig is packed with gd Bubbly by the three guys in the office. I’m like it’s taking up too much room and they’re all have some. Nope. I don’t want that shit. I’d rather drink my water with a splash of ACV

You know about the Buble craze.  He was a legend around here years ago. 

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #86 on: June 16, 2022, 10:03:24 AM »
We are now 8th in the Sear Directors' Cup standings, 3rd in the SEC.

Pretty stellar job by Yurachek.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #87 on: June 16, 2022, 03:51:07 PM »
We are now 8th in the Sear Directors' Cup standings, 3rd in the SEC.

Pretty stellar job by Yurachek.
UNC is sixth. I had no idea they had any other good teams other than basketball and baseball. Apparently, they're kings in lacrosse and field hockey. WTF is the difference between the 2?


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #88 on: June 16, 2022, 04:45:08 PM »
UNC is sixth. I had no idea they had any other good teams other than basketball and baseball. Apparently, they're kings in lacrosse and field hockey. WTF is the difference between the 2?

https://www.fiyazmughal.org/top-5-differences-lacrosse-field-hockey/

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #89 on: June 16, 2022, 05:31:58 PM »
Aren't they also really good in men's and/or women's soccer?


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #90 on: June 17, 2022, 05:42:59 AM »
One of NC's mascots is a goat, so...they have been known to give aTm a run for first place in anal animal abuse.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #91 on: June 17, 2022, 07:50:21 AM »
Aren't they also really good in men's and/or women's soccer?

yes they are

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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #92 on: June 19, 2022, 04:48:36 PM »
Met Hunter again yesterday. Other times I've had brushes with him, he's seemed kinda arrogant like, don't talk to me, peasant. Yesterday, he stopped by our tailgate with his wife and one os his  sons. Was really down to earth. Ran into them again last night leaving Rocco’s and he was downright cool. One of my friends is tight with his wife Jennifer. They had intended to go in Rocco’s and saw how fucking insane it was and were heading elsewhere.

His shorts seemed nicely pressed.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #93 on: June 20, 2022, 10:30:09 PM »
Aren't they also really good in men's and/or women's soccer?

Mia Hamm played there.  She married Nomar so that redeemed her.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #94 on: June 23, 2022, 10:53:46 AM »
Mia Hamm played there.  She married Nomar so that redeemed her.

You forgot about the part where she was married to a Marine when she started hooking up with Nomar.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #95 on: June 23, 2022, 01:18:46 PM »
You forgot about the part where she was married to a Marine when she started hooking up with Nomar.
So?


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #96 on: June 23, 2022, 05:32:10 PM »
You forgot about the part where she was married to a Marine when she started hooking up with Nomar.

Personal life
Hamm was first married to her college sweetheart Christiaan Corry, a United States Marine Corps helicopter pilot; they divorced in 2001 after being married six years.[116][117][118] She married then-Boston Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra on November 22, 2003, in Goleta, California, in a ceremony attended by a few hundred guests.[118][119] On March 27, 2007, Hamm gave birth to twin girls, Grace Isabella and Ava Caroline. Though born five weeks early,[120] each girl weighed over 5 pounds (2.3 kg) at birth.[121] The couple had a son, named Garrett Anthony, in January 2012.[122]

2001 - 29 & no kids
post 2001 - 3 kids

A girl only has so many eggs.


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Re: Hunter MF Yurachek
« Reply #97 on: June 24, 2022, 04:50:55 PM »
Personal life
Hamm was first married to her college sweetheart Christiaan Corry, a United States Marine Corps helicopter pilot; they divorced in 2001 after being married six years.[116][117][118] She married then-Boston Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra on November 22, 2003, in Goleta, California, in a ceremony attended by a few hundred guests.[118][119] On March 27, 2007, Hamm gave birth to twin girls, Grace Isabella and Ava Caroline. Though born five weeks early,[120] each girl weighed over 5 pounds (2.3 kg) at birth.[121] The couple had a son, named Garrett Anthony, in January 2012.[122]

2001 - 29 & no kids
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A girl only has so many eggs.

I used to live about a mile west of Wrigley Field back in the mid-2000s when Nomar was playing.  One day we're going to the game and I'm walking into the gate and walk right by Mia Hamm.  She wasn't strikingly hot or anything but because she was so famous I did a double take like I know this person.  A few hours after the game had dinner a few tables over from her and Nomar.  Had a similar experience with Danica Patrick except she was actually pretty hot.  CSB.