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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #125 on: May 20, 2022, 09:29:42 PM »
nice, some life but...... can they reclaim the lead?

seen this movie too many times - lead then down big, big comeback that falls short.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #126 on: May 20, 2022, 09:31:42 PM »
Second night in a row they let the Bama coach get away with giving his relief pitcher a few more warm up tosses.

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #127 on: May 20, 2022, 09:33:51 PM »
Second night in a row they let the Bama coach get away with giving his relief pitcher a few more warm up tosses.

That is something the league should address.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #128 on: May 20, 2022, 09:34:07 PM »
Annnnnnnndddddd, right on cue, Wallace hits right into the teeth of the shift. 


What’s the definition of insanity again?
We always hit right into the shift, yet everyone we play seems to be able to beat ours.


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #129 on: May 20, 2022, 09:36:07 PM »
Damn Slavens. Watched another strike three. I get it, that is a tough pitch, especially if you give up on it half way to the plate.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #130 on: May 20, 2022, 09:38:09 PM »
Damn Slavens. Watched another strike three. I get it, that is a tough pitch, especially if you give up on it half way to the plate.
Apparently, when we have 2 strikes, we are not taught to protect the plate.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #131 on: May 20, 2022, 09:38:35 PM »
Bottom 7th.

STOP:  Rammer time!  Kole Ramage in to replace his fellow Class of 1998 graduate Zeb Vermillion.

This pitching change brought to you by FUCK THIS UMP. 

Doadildo strikes out swinging at strike four. Sit down, bitch.  One out.

Tommy Shaw strikes out swinging.  Sit all the way down, bitch.  2 outs.

Rose grounds out to Battles.  3 outs.

End 7th.  8-6 bad guys.


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #132 on: May 20, 2022, 09:40:14 PM »
Damn Slavens. Watched another strike three. I get it, that is a tough pitch, especially if you give up on it half way to the plate.

Someone, I don't know, maybe the hitting coach, should teach these guys that they play for Arkansas and are going to get fucked by the umpires more often than not on balls and strikes.  Taking a close pitch, or in the case of Slavens strike three, one that is between your helmet and your shoelaces, is guaranteeing an out with no chance of doing anything about it.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #133 on: May 20, 2022, 09:42:07 PM »
Great job by Ramage that inning.  If we could get that production for three to four innings every time out he would be deadly.  We need that Ramage.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #134 on: May 20, 2022, 09:42:43 PM »
It is funny, that while some of our pitchers are getting average, Ramage seems to be getting better.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #135 on: May 20, 2022, 09:43:45 PM »
Someone, I don't know, maybe the hitting coach, should teach these guys that they play for Arkansas and are going to get fucked by the umpires more often than not on balls and strikes.  Taking a close pitch, or in the case of Slavens strike three, one that is between your helmet and your shoelaces, is guaranteeing an out with no chance of doing anything about it.



Like I wrote, that was a tough pitch. I think most guys would have taken that pitch. It’s just frustrating to watch called third strikes so often.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #136 on: May 20, 2022, 09:44:52 PM »
Top 8th.  Let's not wait until the 9th guys.

Webb walks strikes out homers with a bloop single to CF.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

(Editor's Note:  DON'T FUCKING BUNT DAVE!)

Stovall with the ugliest swing of the season on strike three.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Battles grounds into a 6-4-3 DP.  3 outs.  Comeback over.

Mid 8th.  Going to Birmingham 8, Going on the road for the regional 6.


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #137 on: May 20, 2022, 09:45:37 PM »
Like I wrote, that was a tough pitch. I think most guys would have taken that pitch. It’s just frustrating to watch called third strikes so often.

After his brief vacation, Slavens has shown a pretty good understanding of the strike zone. 

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #138 on: May 20, 2022, 09:46:29 PM »
Jesus. What was Stoval swinging at there. My god.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #139 on: May 20, 2022, 09:47:29 PM »
Top 8th.  Let's not wait until the 9th guys.

Webb walks strikes out homers with a bloop single to CF.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

(Editor's Note:  DON'T FUCKING BUNT DAVE!)



Dave should have called for the bunt. Haha.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #140 on: May 20, 2022, 09:48:06 PM »
Battles grounds in to a double play to end the inning.

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #141 on: May 20, 2022, 09:48:08 PM »
Moore and Slavens approach at the plate is like a golfer at a long drive contest.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #142 on: May 20, 2022, 09:48:26 PM »
Dave should have called for the bunt. Haha.

Last time I fucking use that one.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #143 on: May 20, 2022, 09:50:03 PM »
Bottom 8th.

Hameater strikes out.  Sit down, bitch.  1 out.

Pinckney strikes out swinging.  Sit down, bitch. 2 outs.

Williamson hits a routine grounder to Battles...who drops it transferring the ball to throw it.  E6.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Delayed steal from Williamson.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Tamez the Transfer from Arkansas chops one off the plate (for the 47th time so far this series)...Wallace with an outstanding throw to get the out.  3 outs.

End 8th.  Looking for a rare win 8, Last chance 6.









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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #144 on: May 20, 2022, 09:50:15 PM »
These Alabama players look like woke hipster lesbians who would be offended by absolutely everything.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #145 on: May 20, 2022, 09:50:44 PM »
Jesus. What was Stoval swinging at there. My god.

That pitch was so far outside, even their catcher couldn’t catch it.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #146 on: May 20, 2022, 09:51:55 PM »
That pitch was so far outside, even their catcher couldn’t catch it.
He actually caught it in the other batters box. Horrible swing.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #147 on: May 20, 2022, 09:55:29 PM »
Well, just, well, not much good to say right now

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #148 on: May 20, 2022, 09:56:53 PM »
He actually caught it in the other batters box. Horrible swing.

Barely.  It was damn near out of the right handed batters box. 

Stovall is like 1-50 against lefties this year.  Might have been a good time for a pinch hitter. 

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #149 on: May 20, 2022, 09:58:07 PM »
These Alabama players look like woke hipster lesbians who would be offended by absolutely everything.

They aren't?

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