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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #150 on: May 20, 2022, 09:58:44 PM »
Anyone want to bet the next three hitters try to hit for the fence?

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #151 on: May 20, 2022, 09:59:15 PM »
Top 9th.  Last call for alkyhall.

Dylan Leach pinch hitting for Gregory.

(Editor's Note:  it might not have been the worst idea to pinch hit Leach for Stovall last inning instead of the guy who is a HBP magnet)

Leach pops out to 2nd.  1 out.

Wallace singles through the opening in RF where a 2nd baseman is supposed to be.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

(Editor's Note:  You couldn't make a better promotional video arguing against the shift than this game...for both teams).

Turner flies out to LF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Big Game Bob (he's due) singles to LF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.  Still alive for a minute.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Gray coming in for this Oakley wearing at night wronghanded motherfucker.

This pitching change brought to you by Hope (yes, that one) taking off that dress to reveal a perfect body untainted by underwear or pubic hair, then walking slowly over to the nearest Razorback player and offering herself up without limitations. 

Lanzilli, who by my calculations still owes us a couple of runs, strikes out to end it. 

Alabama 8, Hogs 6. 

Goodbye, national seed.  Almost certainly goodbye to hosting as well. 






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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #152 on: May 20, 2022, 10:01:11 PM »
nice job Wallace. a hit to the opposite side. what a concept!!!!

he tomahawked that thing.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #153 on: May 20, 2022, 10:02:18 PM »
We can’t let a guy wearing douchebag glasses beat us.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #154 on: May 20, 2022, 10:27:53 PM »
Moore took my criticism to heart

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #155 on: May 20, 2022, 10:30:17 PM »

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #156 on: May 20, 2022, 10:42:50 PM »
This loss hurts. A&M lost tonight. Had we won the west would have been ours. Now we will both win tomorrow and the tie goes to the Aggies. Fucking sucks.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #157 on: May 21, 2022, 01:05:49 PM »
Didn’t someone say Bama only had 1 lefty to throw at us?

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #158 on: May 21, 2022, 01:11:32 PM »
are finally hitting singles. Up 2-0 so far with 1 out in the first. Runners at first and second.

Hogs lead 2-0 mid first.

2-0 Hogs after 1.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #159 on: May 21, 2022, 01:26:00 PM »
Surprise! Gregory is HBP.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #160 on: May 21, 2022, 01:38:48 PM »
Oh boy, here we go.   

Wiggins serving it on a silver platter.


Good job, Nuke.   

Maybe the softball rain delay won’t be that long. 

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #161 on: May 21, 2022, 01:46:17 PM »
What a fucking meltdown.


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #162 on: May 21, 2022, 01:46:48 PM »
We need to go with 1 pitcher, 1 inning. That is about what we are getting anyway.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #163 on: May 21, 2022, 01:53:55 PM »
Our pitching is laughable. Another pitching change…6-2 Bama.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #164 on: May 21, 2022, 01:54:45 PM »
This team had so much potential, how disappointing


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #165 on: May 21, 2022, 01:55:48 PM »
But I’m assured our relief corps is excellent

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #166 on: May 21, 2022, 01:59:59 PM »
6-2 Gumps after 2.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #167 on: May 21, 2022, 02:03:08 PM »
This team has four more games left.  Two losses in Hoover, and two more in someone else’s regional. 

This has been the least enjoyable season for me since Van Horn got here.   Yes that includes 2016. 

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #168 on: May 21, 2022, 02:06:01 PM »
Twice in the last 6 innings, they’ve hung 6 on us. 

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #169 on: May 21, 2022, 02:09:33 PM »
This team has four more games left.  Two losses in Hoover, and two more in someone else’s regional. 

This has been the least enjoyable season for me since Van Horn got here.   Yes that includes 2016.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #170 on: May 21, 2022, 02:10:18 PM »
This team has four more games left.  Two losses in Hoover, and two more in someone else’s regional. 

This has been the least enjoyable season for me since Van Horn got here.   Yes that includes 2016.
Agree.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #171 on: May 21, 2022, 02:14:45 PM »
This team will win its regional. I think they win the Super and make Omaha. I’m going to keep the faith.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #172 on: May 21, 2022, 02:19:08 PM »
Fuck this game. I’m out for today. I can’t watch this.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #173 on: May 21, 2022, 02:20:09 PM »
Fuck this game. I’m out for today. I can’t watch this.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #174 on: May 21, 2022, 02:22:49 PM »
This team spent the offseason ducking their own dicks instead of getting ready to play. Oh well.

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