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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #175 on: May 21, 2022, 02:23:39 PM »
Where is all this great pitching and power hitting we were told we had? I kept waiting for us to peak, but I don’t think we ever did. This is as good as we are. And this is shitty. It looks like the team has given up.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #176 on: May 21, 2022, 02:39:53 PM »
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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #177 on: May 21, 2022, 02:41:23 PM »
Where is all this great pitching and power hitting we were told we had? I kept waiting for us to peak, but I don’t think we ever did. This is as good as we are. And this is shitty. It looks like the team has given up.

The pitching was fine until last weekend. We’re not a great team but a lot you are acting like we’re sub .500 in conference and won’t make the tournament.

We’re a very frustrating team to watch that seems to play to the level of its opponent, but up until last weekend, we had played pretty well overall. I think the expectations of this season creates a perception that this team is worse than it is.


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #178 on: May 21, 2022, 02:43:24 PM »
Looking like runny dog shit. The kind where the dog ate a lot of grass because there's some serious intestinal thing going on and you step in it barefoot in the morning going for the newspaper that you just know the paper boy placed strategically next to just to start your day off right. Now we gotta spend the next few months getting this shit of a season out between our toes.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #179 on: May 21, 2022, 02:45:06 PM »
The pitching was fine until last weekend. We’re not a great team but a lot you are acting like we’re sub .500 in conference and won’t make the tournament.

We’re a very frustrating team to watch that seems to play to the level of its opponent, but up until last weekend, we had played pretty well overall. I think the expectations of this season creates a perception that this team is worse than it is.

All against inferior opponents. I can't think of an actual challenge this particular team has risen to all year...then there's losing like this.


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #180 on: May 21, 2022, 02:46:27 PM »
Enjoy the slow decline here on out, because suggesting we start looking is crazy talk.

Two SEC titles in 20 seasons.  That's it.  End of achievement list.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #181 on: May 21, 2022, 02:46:29 PM »
Not much changed since game 2 of the super last year (except the addition of tuner) and no one seemed to elevate their game at the plate.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #182 on: May 21, 2022, 02:49:14 PM »
Enjoy the slow decline here on out, because suggesting we start looking is crazy talk.

Two SEC titles in 20 seasons.  That's it.  End of achievement list.

Fuck off. Seriously. Showing up and rubbing it in at the lowest point and sounding like you're just loving it. Are we sure this isn't boondoggle making a different account just to spread around the bitching across the different sports?

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #183 on: May 21, 2022, 02:49:34 PM »

I’ll admit I’m not a big baseball guy, but I looked and a loss today would put them 7-8 in SEC games since they swept LSU in mid-April.

Would it be safe to say this team is backing its way into the postseason?

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #184 on: May 21, 2022, 02:50:54 PM »
The pitching was fine until last weekend. We’re not a great team but a lot you are acting like we’re sub .500 in conference and won’t make the tournament.

We’re a very frustrating team to watch that seems to play to the level of its opponent, but up until last weekend, we had played pretty well overall. I think the expectations of this season creates a perception that this team is worse than it is.

Frustrating is correct.  This team should wipe their ass with the Gumps, but that ain't happen'. 


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #185 on: May 21, 2022, 02:52:51 PM »
It sucks, a disappointing season happens, that is baseball

But to bitch about fans when this team is going to finish 6-7 to close out the year is [emoji90]

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #186 on: May 21, 2022, 02:53:31 PM »
I’ll admit I’m not a big baseball guy, but I looked and a loss today would put them 7-8 in SEC games since they swept LSU in mid-April.

Would it be safe to say this team is backing its way into the postseason?

What post season? Fucking call it here. This is embarrassing. I mean I hope it ends up being the case where we're just getting the worst of it out of our system like when you have food poisoning and you just gotta let it run its course, but shit. We've been doing this for a few games now. How much more shit we got left in us to get out?

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #187 on: May 21, 2022, 02:59:04 PM »
Hey, maybe we should try having our pitchers field and hit while everybody else pitches by committee. You know, just to switch things up. Couldn't be much worse than whatever the fuck we're doing here.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #188 on: May 21, 2022, 03:02:14 PM »
DONE.


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #189 on: May 21, 2022, 03:03:39 PM »
Thrice in the last eight innings, they’ve hung 6 on us. 

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #190 on: May 21, 2022, 03:06:28 PM »
This is all my fault. Never been to a Hogs baseball game before. Me and wifey are here to celebrate 41st anniversary. Bucket list and shit. Our expectations were so high we jinxed the team.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #191 on: May 21, 2022, 03:08:32 PM »
With football and basketball improving, something has to take a shit.  :suicide:

Next year then.


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #192 on: May 21, 2022, 03:12:49 PM »
With football and basketball improving, something has to take a shit.  :suicide:

Next year then.


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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #193 on: May 21, 2022, 03:18:55 PM »
About four minutes later.   Did you change your mind about Omaha?

No. We are still a good team. Today is t our day but that doesn’t change what I think we do.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #194 on: May 21, 2022, 03:19:51 PM »
They have quit and are laying down for a good bleed.  Oh well

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #195 on: May 21, 2022, 03:21:09 PM »
I’ll admit I’m not a big baseball guy, but I looked and a loss today would put them 7-8 in SEC games since they swept LSU in mid-April.

Would it be safe to say this team is backing its way into the postseason?

No. We are not backdooring into the post season.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #196 on: May 21, 2022, 03:24:15 PM »
Pure seedless horse shit

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #197 on: May 21, 2022, 03:29:39 PM »
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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #198 on: May 21, 2022, 03:33:24 PM »
Have we Ole Missed ourselves? 

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #199 on: May 21, 2022, 03:33:41 PM »
No. We are not backdooring into the post season.
6-7 over last 13 is not good though

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