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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2022, 09:00:29 PM »
20 minute meeting on the mound by Bama?

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2022, 09:00:59 PM »
Damn umps gave the Bama pitcher plenty of time to warm up.

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2022, 09:01:58 PM »
There should be a clock when the coach goes to the mound.

Only the head coach can call for a pitching change and once he leaves the dugout he has 2 minutes to initiate the pitching change and the new pitcher has 8 pitches/3 minutes to warm on the mound.


Home team pitcher doesn’t get any warmup time on the mound. He should be familiar already.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #53 on: May 19, 2022, 09:05:00 PM »
Nice job Battles!

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #54 on: May 19, 2022, 09:05:44 PM »
Prediction: Gregory watches a called third strike.


He grounded out just to spite me.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #55 on: May 19, 2022, 09:06:04 PM »
Great hit by Battles.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #56 on: May 19, 2022, 09:06:18 PM »
Nice job Battles!

That Julian Battles is a player

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #57 on: May 19, 2022, 09:08:29 PM »
That Julian Battles is a player
That’s Jalen’s alter ego. These announcers are bad.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2022, 09:13:07 PM »
So great to see this team continue to rake.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #59 on: May 19, 2022, 09:19:16 PM »
Hogs win 7-3!

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #60 on: May 20, 2022, 07:02:37 PM »
I can do some PBP but probably not before the start of the 2nd inning. 

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #61 on: May 20, 2022, 07:22:11 PM »
Stovall just fouled one off his dick.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #62 on: May 20, 2022, 07:22:37 PM »
Stovall might be on the softball team tomorrow.

EDIT:  Probably not.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #63 on: May 20, 2022, 07:24:37 PM »
Stovall might be on the softball team tomorrow.
And then doubles.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #64 on: May 20, 2022, 07:26:07 PM »
Two strikes on Gregory.

Does he watch a pitch down the middle and then act surprised?


Nope. Strikes out swinging.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #65 on: May 20, 2022, 07:31:26 PM »
Stovall just fouled one off his dick.
That replay, ouch

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #66 on: May 20, 2022, 07:31:56 PM »
Better late than never (maybe)...starting lineups.

YOUR ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

1. Cayden Wallace 3B
2. Michael Turner C
3. Robert Moore 2B
4. Chris Lanzilli RF
5. Brady Slavens 1B
6. Brandon Webb CF
7. Peyton Stovall 1B
8. Julian Battles SS
9. Zaque Gregoire LF

P. Connor Noland RHP

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1. Caden Rose 2B
2. William Hamiter RF
3. Andrew Pinckney CF
4. Drew Williamson 1B
5. Dominic Tamez the Transfer From Arkansas C
6. Zane Denton 3B
7. Tommy Seidl LF
8. Owen Diodati DH
9. Jim Jarvis SS

P. Jacob McNairy RHP

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #67 on: May 20, 2022, 07:32:35 PM »
Bottom 2nd.

Williamson grounds out to Battles. 1 out.

Tamez the Transfer from Arkansas grounds out to Battles.  2 outs.

(Editor's Note:  Tamez the Transfer from Arkansas was the final player in the legendary Dominic streak at Arkansas.  His departure after the 2020 covid year ended a ten-year run of at least one player named Dominic on the roster at Arkansas - Ficociello, Taccolini, Fletcher, Tamez.  The current Heston streak stands at five seasons).

Denton strikes out.  Sit down, bitch.  3 outs.

End 2nd.  1-0 Hogs.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #68 on: May 20, 2022, 07:37:16 PM »
Top 3rd.

Wallace strikes out swinging. 1 out.

Turner grounds out.  2 outs.

Moore strikes out.  3 outs.

Mid 3rd. 1-0 Hogs.



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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #69 on: May 20, 2022, 07:42:00 PM »
BGB (Big game Bob) has turned into BOB (Big out Bob).

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #70 on: May 20, 2022, 07:43:14 PM »
We don't seem to make much solid contact with the ball, quite frustrating

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #71 on: May 20, 2022, 07:43:46 PM »
Bottom 3rd.

Seidl flies out to surprisingly deep RF.  Lanzilli does a 360 and makes the catch.  1 out.

Diodati singles off Stovall's glove.  Should be E3...Stovall tried to field it even though Moore was right behind him and had a better angle.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Tommy Shaw...err..Jarvis walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Rose flies out to RF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Hameater chops one off the plate...infield hit.  Bases full of NIL money, 2 outs.

Pinckney, their one player who doesn't suck, with the check swing strikeout.  He's not happy with the call...but sit down, bitch.  3 outs.

End 3rd.  1-0 Arkansas.







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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #72 on: May 20, 2022, 07:56:28 PM »
Top 4th.

Lanzilli rips one down the LF line.  Stand up double.  Runner on 2nd, 0 out.

Slavens singles through the shift.  Lanzilli scores.  HOGS LEAD 2-0.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Webb walks strikes out homers grounds into a double play.  2 outs.

Stovall with the swinging bunt in front of the plate, thrown out at 1st. 3 outs.

Mid 4th. Hogs 2 Gumps 0




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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #73 on: May 20, 2022, 08:05:42 PM »
I hate the fucking shift.

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Re: Hogs vs Gumps—-Baseball
« Reply #74 on: May 20, 2022, 08:05:56 PM »
Bottom 4th.

Williamson singles to LF beating the shift.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Tamez the Transfer from Arkansas singles to RF beating the shift.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 0 out.

Denton with a legitimate single to RF.  Williamson scores.  2-1 Hogs.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Seidl flies out to CF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Diodati strikes out swinging.  Sit down, bitch.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Shaw Jarvis grounds to Stovall. 3 outs.

End 4th.  Hogs 2 Gumps 1








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