Author Topic: SEC Baseball Tournament a.k.a. Monsoon Season a.k.a. Annual Bath Day in Alabama (Read 5318 times)

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #100 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:01:27 PM »

Top 8th.

Pinckney grounds out to Battles. 1 out.

Williamson strikes out swinging. Sit down, bitch. 2 outs.

Tamez the transfer from Arkansas walks. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Denton grounds out to Battles. 3 outs.

Mid 8th. 4-3. Six outs left.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #101 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:04:03 PM »

Quote from: jdcatty on May 25, 2022, 07:01:21 PM

Don’t know if is true, but heard today that our hitting coach, Thompson, is on the short list for another job, maybe Kansas. Let’s just say I wouldn’t be heartbroken.

Would love to see it honestly. Offer Elander from Tennessee (former 1st base coach/grad asst) a shit ton of money to take his place here.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #102 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:11:42 PM »

Bottom 8th.

Lanzilli grounds out to SS. Fell down out of the box, although it wouldn't have mattered. 1 out.

Turner, who still owes us two runs by my count for his prior defensive dipshittery, strikes out looking. 2 outs.

Moore flies out to CF. 3 outs.

Once again the dogshit lefty kicks our ass.

End 8th. Wants to keep playing 4 Wants to go home 3.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #103 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:12:59 PM »

Good time for Turner to hit his slump. Even though it has been quite a few games ago.

Buffinator · « **Reply #104 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:13:34 PM »

I’m losing my optimism

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #105 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:14:08 PM »

Who do we get to lose to after this game? If they don’t make it single elimination.

Feral · « **Reply #106 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:14:36 PM »

Oh look, were shitting all over ourselves against a lefty pitcher.

Feels like I’ve seen this movie before.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #107 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:17:38 PM »

Top 9th.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Tonight's later games have been postponed until tomorrow. Expect an announcement soon that the remainder of the tournament will be single elimination. The single elimination will probably begin after the current round, which means we will still have to play one more game.

Shaw strikes out swinging. Sit down, babe. 1 out.

Seidl strikes out looking. Sit down, bitch. 2 outs.

Eblin grounds out to Moore. 3 outs.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #108 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:22:57 PM »

Bottom 9th. Last call for alkyhall.

Webb strikes out looking at a pitch at his eyeballs. 1 out.

Diggs, pinch hitting for Stovall, grounds out to 2nd. 2 outs.

Battles singles to LF. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE (Thank GOD). Right hander Dylan Ray coming in to replace this shittastic lefty and his 81 mph fastball that we can't fucking hit.

Leach pinch hitting for Gregory...at least he was announced prior to the pitching change. Looks like Bohrofen will pinch hit for Leach, who was pinch hitting for Gregory.

Jbuprofen strikes out swinging. We suck.

Final: 4-3 Gumps.

Please Greg Sankey...make this tournament single elimination so this team can go home and make travel plans for its two games next weekend.

razor5396 · « **Reply #109 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:26:27 PM »

Really knocked the crap out of that one.

Feral · « **Reply #110 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:29:29 PM »

Quick note — we’ve now lost 7 of our last 11, including 5 of our last 7.

Not exactly getting hot at the right time.

Buffinator · « **Reply #111 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:31:15 PM »

Hell of a way to go out.

Barton Fink · « **Reply #112 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:32:10 PM »

Pitiful

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #113 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:32:12 PM »

Why does it always have to be these gap toothed MFers we lose to. In every sport. I am about to lose interest in our Baseball team. We have shit the bed. We were told we had power and pitching. We were lied to.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #114 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:32:59 PM »

Is that a gay guy they are interviewing after the game? NTTAWWT.

razor5396 · « **Reply #115 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:33:12 PM »

Quote from: Son_of_Spam on May 25, 2022, 07:32:12 PM

Why does it always have to be these gap toothed MFers we lose to. In every sport. I am about to lose interest in our Baseball team. We have shit the bed. We were told we had power and pitching. We were lied to.

Did our women's softball team at least beat Alabama? Because our men's teams seemed to be scared shitless.

DirkPiggler · « **Reply #116 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:35:09 PM »

Ready for this season to be over.

Looking at the team's record this is going to sound ridiculous, but I haven't been this frustrated with a Razorback sports team since Chad Morris was on the sidelines.

Son_of_Spam · « **Reply #117 on:** May 25, 2022, 07:35:44 PM »

Can we just bow out and let the chips fall where they may? Probably doesn’t matter. We will be 2 and out no matter where we land.

USAFHawg · « **Reply #118 on:** May 25, 2022, 08:02:47 PM »

Quote from: razor5396 on May 25, 2022, 07:33:12 PM

Did our women's softball team at least beat Alabama? Because our men's teams seemed to be scared shitless.

Didn't play this year

Barton Fink · « **Reply #119 on:** May 25, 2022, 08:07:42 PM »

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 25, 2022, 07:35:09 PM

Ready for this season to be over.

Looking at the team's record this is going to sound ridiculous, but I haven't been this frustrated with a Razorback sports team since Chad Morris was on the sidelines.

Agree, pretty damn frustrating. We returned a lot of production from last year and regressed. We keep hearing that we haven't clicked yet but this team just doesn't have it.

Next year we're gonna be really young.

papermill · « **Reply #120 on:** May 25, 2022, 08:59:12 PM »

Quote from: DirkPiggler on May 25, 2022, 07:35:09 PM

Ready for this season to be over.

Looking at the team's record this is going to sound ridiculous, but I haven't been this frustrated with a Razorback sports team since Chad Morris was on the sidelines.

only have to go back 3 years - the joys of Razorback fandom!

Hopefully we will have a big turnover and just start over next year.

Feral · « **Reply #121 on:** May 25, 2022, 09:30:51 PM »

Quote from: Barton Fink on May 25, 2022, 08:07:42 PM

Agree, pretty damn frustrating. We returned a lot of production from last year and regressed. We keep hearing that we haven't clicked yet but this team just doesn't have it.

Next year we're gonna be really young.

I’m ready to see several of these guys get gone.

Moore has regressed tremendously and swings for the fences yet somehow grounds into the shift, Slavens is still a midweek all star who can’t stop swinging at pitches in the dirt and a foot off the plate, umpires watch fewer pitches down the middle than Gregory does, and Turner looks like a 9U player behind the dish between passed balls, missed tags, and bad throws.

Thin Red Swine · « **Reply #122 on:** May 25, 2022, 09:34:17 PM »

Moore actually got quite a bit better this year for awhile from the right side. Not that it was a high bar.

But he didn’t sustain it from either side late in the season.

Buffinator · « **Reply #123 on:** May 26, 2022, 06:22:50 AM »

Hard to complain about Turner’s decision after watching the Phillies stink it up on a steal yesterday.

Sus-Scrofa · « **Reply #124 on:** May 26, 2022, 07:09:37 AM »

I'm curious about runs scored by homeruns as a percentage of total runs this year and how it compares to prior years and other teams. Is there a stat website out there somewhere that would have that data?