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Top 8th.

Pinckney grounds out to Battles.  1 out.

Williamson strikes out swinging.  Sit down, bitch.  2 outs.

Tamez the transfer from Arkansas walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Denton grounds out to Battles. 3 outs.

Mid 8th.  4-3.  Six outs left. 





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Don’t know if is true, but heard today that our hitting coach, Thompson, is on the short list for another job, maybe Kansas.  Let’s just say I wouldn’t be heartbroken.

Would love to see it honestly.  Offer Elander from Tennessee (former 1st base coach/grad asst) a shit ton of money to take his place here.

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Bottom 8th.

Lanzilli grounds out to SS.  Fell down out of the box, although it wouldn't have mattered. 1 out.

Turner, who still owes us two runs by my count for his prior defensive dipshittery, strikes out looking.  2 outs.

Moore flies out to CF.  3 outs. 

Once again the dogshit lefty kicks our ass. 

End 8th.  Wants to keep playing 4 Wants to go home 3.





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Good time for Turner to hit his slump. Even though it has been quite a few games ago.

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I’m losing my optimism

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Who do we get to lose to after this game? If they don’t make it single elimination.

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Oh look, were shitting all over ourselves against a lefty pitcher.

Feels like I’ve seen this movie before.


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Top 9th.

EDITOR'S NOTE:  Tonight's later games have been postponed until tomorrow.  Expect an announcement soon that the remainder of the tournament will be single elimination.  The single elimination will probably begin after the current round, which means we will still have to play one more game. 

Shaw strikes out swinging.  Sit down, babe.  1 out.

Seidl strikes out looking. Sit down, bitch.  2 outs.

Eblin grounds out to Moore.  3 outs.





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Bottom 9th.  Last call for alkyhall. 

Webb strikes out looking at a pitch at his eyeballs.  1 out.

Diggs, pinch hitting for Stovall, grounds out to 2nd. 2 outs.

Battles singles to LF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE (Thank GOD).  Right hander Dylan Ray coming in to replace this shittastic lefty and his 81 mph fastball that we can't fucking hit. 

Leach pinch hitting for Gregory...at least he was announced prior to the pitching change.  Looks like Bohrofen will pinch hit for Leach, who was pinch hitting for Gregory.

Jbuprofen strikes out swinging.  We suck.

Final:  4-3 Gumps. 

Please Greg Sankey...make this tournament single elimination so this team can go home and make travel plans for its two games next weekend.



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Really knocked the crap out of that one.


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Quick note — we’ve now lost 7 of our last 11, including 5 of our last 7.

Not exactly getting hot at the right time.


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Hell of a way to go out. 

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Pitiful

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Why does it always have to be these gap toothed MFers we lose to. In every sport. I am about to lose interest in our Baseball team. We have shit the bed. We were told we had power and pitching. We were lied to.

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Is that a gay guy they are interviewing after the game? NTTAWWT.

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Why does it always have to be these gap toothed MFers we lose to. In every sport. I am about to lose interest in our Baseball team. We have shit the bed. We were told we had power and pitching. We were lied to.

Did our women's softball team at least beat Alabama? Because our men's teams seemed to be scared shitless.


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Ready for this season to be over. 

Looking at the team's record this is going to sound ridiculous, but I haven't been this frustrated with a Razorback sports team since Chad Morris was on the sidelines. 

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Can we just bow out and let the chips fall where they may? Probably doesn’t matter. We will be 2 and out no matter where we land.

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Did our women's softball team at least beat Alabama? Because our men's teams seemed to be scared shitless.

Didn't play this year


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Ready for this season to be over. 

Looking at the team's record this is going to sound ridiculous, but I haven't been this frustrated with a Razorback sports team since Chad Morris was on the sidelines.

Agree, pretty damn frustrating. We returned a lot of production from last year and regressed. We keep hearing that we haven't clicked yet but this team just doesn't have it. 

Next year we're gonna be really young.

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Ready for this season to be over. 

Looking at the team's record this is going to sound ridiculous, but I haven't been this frustrated with a Razorback sports team since Chad Morris was on the sidelines.

only have to go back 3 years - the joys of Razorback fandom!

Hopefully we will have a big turnover and just start over next year.


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Agree, pretty damn frustrating. We returned a lot of production from last year and regressed. We keep hearing that we haven't clicked yet but this team just doesn't have it. 

Next year we're gonna be really young.
I’m ready to see several of these guys get gone.

Moore has regressed tremendously and swings for the fences yet somehow grounds into the shift, Slavens is still a midweek all star who can’t stop swinging at pitches in the dirt and a foot off the plate, umpires watch fewer pitches down the middle than Gregory does, and Turner looks like a 9U player behind the dish between passed balls, missed tags, and bad throws.


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Moore actually got quite a bit better this year for awhile from the right side.   Not that it was a high bar. 

But he didn’t sustain it from either side late in the season.

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Hard to complain about Turner’s decision after watching the Phillies stink it up on a steal yesterday.

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I'm curious about runs scored by homeruns as a percentage of total runs this year and how it compares to prior years and other teams.  Is there a stat website out there somewhere that would have that data?