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holy shit. how do you miss the tag at 3rd???

basic fundamentals

54 pitches with 1 out in the 3rd. unreal.

this teams seems to have no internal leadership.

then again, given the last 3 weeks, why am I surprised by this?  we have seen this movie a lot.

Name a returning player who has improved this year over last. I can't other than Nolan.

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why was turner 12 feet from home to take that throw?

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holy shit. how do you miss the tag at 3rd???

basic fundamentals

54 pitches with 1 out in the 3rd. unreal.

this teams seems to have no internal leadership.

then again, given the last 3 weeks, why am I surprised by this?  we have seen this movie a lot.

Name a returning player who has improved this year over last. I can't other than Nolan.
Even Noland regressed as the year went on.

The room looked like the site of some horrible zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas....

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Wtf is Turner trying to backhand a breaking ball in the dirt? He's nowhere near as good defensively as Opitz.
Tuner can rake, but he’s been a huge downgrade from Opitz behind the dish.

That run in the 3rd inning doesn’t happen if he doesn’t fuck up that pitch in the dirt that he should’ve caught regardless (or at the very least moved and blocked), or if he catches strike three on Pinckney.

At this point, I’d rather move Turner to DH and have Leach be our everyday catcher. Leach isn’t setting the world on fire at the plate but he’s not any worse than the rest of our Mendoza Line hitters and he’s a better defensive player than Turner.

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I was shocked to see we had a couple of hitter at .300. I didn’t think we had anyone sniffing .300.

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Bottom 3rd.

Stovall narrowly misses a home run by about 380 feet, grounding out to the catcher.  1 out.

Battles says FUCK YO COUCH JOBU. I DO THIS SHIT MYSELF.  3-1 Alabama. 1 out.

Gregory strikes out swinging.  2 out.

Wallace grounds out to 1st. 3 outs.

End 3rd.  Lots of Fucks Given 3, Zero Fucks Given 1.



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Bottom 3rd.

Stovall narrowly misses a home run by about 380 feet, grounding out to the catcher.  1 out.

Battles says FUCK YO COUCH JOBU. I DO THIS SHIT MYSELF.  3-1 Alabama. 1 out.
Damn…I forgot. I have had Jobu in the closet all year!

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Damn…I forgot. I have had Jobu in the closet all year!

So it's your fault...

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Damn…I forgot. I have had Jobu in the closet all year!

You son of a bitch.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Oh, is this the game thread? 


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Stovall narrowly misses a home run by about 380 feet, grounding out to the catcher.  1 out.

I lol’d


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So it's your fault...

You had Jobu at the Super Regionals and we lost that series 2 games to 1.


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Oh, is this the game thread?

It's 2022, this can be whatever thread you want it to be.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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So it's your fault...
I was saving him for the regionals. I will hang my head in shame and wear ribbons of shame…..

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You had Jobu at the Super Regionals and we lost that series 2 games to 1.
I told you what happened. He doesn’t like gingers and when I brought him down to see you, well…..

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Top 4th.

Denton strikes out swinging.  Sit down, bitch. 1 out.

Shaw grounds out to Moore, who throws to Stovall, who catches the throw this time.  2 outs.

Seidl walks on four pitches.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Eblin singles to RF.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

🌹 walks.  Bases full of generic smokes. 2 outs.

Turner with the pickoff throw to third...scratch that...to left field.  Runner scores.  4-1 Gumps.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs.

Hammiter grounds out to 1st.  3 outs.  Inning mercifully over.

Mid 4th.  SEC's 11th place team 4, Junior Deputy 9u 5th place team 1











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holy shit. how do you miss the tag at 3rd???

basic fundamentals

54 pitches with 1 out in the 3rd. unreal.

this teams seems to have no internal leadership.

then again, given the last 3 weeks, why am I surprised by this?  we have seen this movie a lot.

Name a returning player who has improved this year over last. I can't other than Nolan.

I'd say Battles has gotten better, but other than that I agree with all of it.

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Man, I get tired of watching all of our hitters swing for the fence. Let your HR hitters eat, and let the other make contact and get on base.

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Jesus Christ throw a strike.

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Another 0-2 walk.

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Wtf Turner???

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I think Leach is a better catcher, but Turner is the better hitter.

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I think Leach is a better catcher, but Turner is the better hitter.

I'm at the point I'd take my chances with Leach.

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GODDMAN.  wE ARE FUCKING RETARDS.

That strike out, throw to third rundown safe play and then that. 

i JUST came here to say FUCK YOUR IDIOTNESS COUCHES my brothers NOT in Christ Arkansas Razorbacks.


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Absolutely no need for that throw.  Stupid.