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At least throw to third base instead of the third baseman.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Turner owes us a fucking run now.

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Bottom 4th.

Slavens hits one just shy of the fence...behind home plate.  Pop out to catcher.  1 out.

Lanzilli singles to LF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Turner lines one softly to the right of the SS...out at 1st.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Moore strikes out pops out grounds out . 3 outs.

End 4th.  We suck 4.  We suck worse 1.




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Turner owes us a fucking run now.

You mean a run in addition to the one he cost us last inning by dropping that third strike?

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Bottom 4th.

Slavens hits one just shy of the fence...behind home plate.  Pop out to catcher.  1 out.

Give him credit; he almost got it over the fence.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Clown shoes...what even was the point of that throw? When's the last time we actually got a much-needed run for a comeback and didn't just hand one (or more) right back to them in the next half-inning?


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the roomy and big ballpark does not bode well for this team and their uppercut wild swings.

yea!!! an actual base hit!!!!

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Just got home from work? Fuckin Mckintire was the guy?


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You mean a run in addition to the one he cost us last inning by dropping that third strike?
Yes…a HR now would make up for it.

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Big Out Bob with the check swing SO.

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Just got home from work? Fuckin Mckintire was the guy?

To be fair, his defense fucked him royally. 

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Moore has cost himself a shit ton of money this year.

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Top 5th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Kole Ramage in for Morris.

This pitching change brought to you by the white flag of surrender.  Otherwise known as the national flag of France since World War 2.

Pinckney strikes out swinging.  Turner catches the third strike.  Sit down, bitch. 1 out.

Williamson pounds one into the corner for a stand up double.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Ramage balks before ever throwing a pitch to Tamez.  Runner on 3rd, 1 out.

Tamez the ecstatic transfer from Arkansas, flies out to RF.  Lanzilli throws Williamson out at the plate.  Turner catches it, and applies a tag.  Double play.  3 outs.

Mid 5th.  4-1 them.




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Tuner can rake, but he’s been a huge downgrade from Opitz behind the dish.

That run in the 3rd inning doesn’t happen if he doesn’t fuck up that pitch in the dirt that he should’ve caught regardless (or at the very least moved and blocked), or if he catches strike three on Pinckney.

At this point, I’d rather move Turner to DH and have Leach be our everyday catcher. Leach isn’t setting the world on fire at the plate but he’s not any worse than the rest of our Mendoza Line hitters and he’s a better defensive player than Turner.
Welp…


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Name a returning player who has improved this year over last. I can't other than Nolan.

We shit on the guy, but Ramage has been better this year.

Granted, there was nowhere to go but up for him after last year, but he’s been inserted in some pretty shitty situations this year to eat innings and has done his job pretty well.

Evan Taylor is another one who was dogshit last year and better than year.

Those are about the only ones who’ve gotten better. No position players, just pitchers.

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We made a play!!

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Got lucky that Bama was dumb enough to try to get home.  Not even close.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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We shit on the guy, but Ramage has been better this year.

Granted, there was nowhere to go but up for him after last year, but he’s been inserted in some pretty shitty situations this year to eat innings and has done his job pretty well.
He started out extremely shitty, but has progressed during the year. He is good for at least 2 innings.

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This team is getting better.  No five- or six-run innings yet this game.


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Bottom 5th.

Webb walks strikes out homers hit by pitch.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Stovall walks. Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Battles grounds into a force at 2nd.  Stovall out...Battles beats the relay.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 1 out.

Gregory, who has yet to be hit by a pitch today, is going to face a LHP with a 2-2 count.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Some random lefty coming in for McNairy.  Prepare thy anii.

This pitching brought to you once again by my political action committee, Death to the Left (handed pitchers).  Donations welcome. 

Gregory, who has still yet to be hit by a pitch today, vs. Leger (pronounced Le Gay), who as I mentioned before, utilizes the incorrect arm for pitching purposes, strikes out swinging.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Wallace scorches one that almost makes it to the mound before rolling to a stop.  Le Gay fields and throws him out at 1st. 3 outs.

End 5th.  4-1 them.








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Not wearing red catching gear has fucked us.

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They will probably replace their RHP with a lefty and fuck us to death.

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They will probably replace their RHP with a lefty and fuck us to death.

I take it you've seen us play before.

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Can't say I've ever seen a pitcher pulled on a 2-2 count.

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I take it you've seen us play before.
Aaaand….here he comes. They waited until Gregory had 2 strikes so they now know he will try to bunt. And foul it off for the out.

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