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Aaaand….here he comes. They waited until Gregory had 2 strikes so they now know he will try to bunt. And foul it off for the out. pray for balls 3 and 4 but end up going down looking.


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Top 6th.

Denton grounds out 3-1.  1 out.

Shaw grounds out up the middle...Battles with a nice play.  2 outs.

Seidl (did you guys know he went to Harvard?) grounds out to 3rd.  3 outs. 

A CLEAN INNING! PRAISE BE TO JESUS!

Mid 6th.  4-1 bad guys.




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We started this morning and still haven’t lost yet? 

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Can't say I've ever seen a pitcher pulled on a 2-2 count.

Didn’t DVH change pitchers in the middle of an at bat several times over the last couple of years?  Maybe not with 2 strikes though. 

Damn we can’t hit for shit, so far anyway.

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?

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Man, I hope we don’t host. I don’t want to drive over there to see us go 2 and out.

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Didn’t DVH change pitchers in the middle of an at bat several times over the last couple of years?  Maybe not with 2 strikes though. 

Damn we can’t hit for shit, so far anyway.

I want to say he did that at home once this year.

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Bottom 6th.

Slavens strikes out, but ball gets to the backstop allowing him to reach first safely.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Lanzilli says FUCK YO COUCH DEAD BEAR BRYANT!  4-3 Alabama.  0 out.

(Editor's Note:  was that a sign of life in the Hog dugout after that home run?)

Turner flies out to LF.  They nearly Arkansas'd it...collided but still caught it. 1 out.

Moore grounds one hard off Denton's glove...Shaw backs him up and throws Moore out at 1st.  Hell of a play by the SS.  2 outs.

Webb walks strikes out homers grounds out to SS.  3 outs.

End 6th.  4-3 them.








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We scored

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Lanzilli has been making a living off Bama pitching.

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Fitting

In addition to all the self-inflicted things that have gone wrong with this team, they have also been the unluckiest group we've had in many years. 

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Some fine poon on camera right now.

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In addition to all the self-inflicted things that have gone wrong with this team, they have also been the unluckiest group we've had in many years.
Truth. I have never seen a team have so many things go against them as this team

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Top 7th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Evan Taylor in for Ramage.

No sponsor for this pitching change.

Eblin flies out to LF.  1 out.

Rose grounds out to Battles...called out at first, probably going to be reviewed.  Looked safe in real time...upon review, I don't know.  Don't see how they can find conclusive evidence to overturn, but it is Alabama, so they obviously will call him safe.  Well fuck me runnin...they upheld it.  2 outs.

Hammiter bloops one to Battles.  3 outs.

Mid 7th.  4-3 Alabama.








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Truth. I have never seen a team have so many things go against them as this team

You would think we're overdue.

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Bottom 7th.

Stovall grounds one right at 2nd.  1 out.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Right-handed Gump Landon Green coming in to replace LeGay. 

This pitching change brought to you by a sincere plea to the baseball gods.  Can we have one thing go our way this year?  Just one?  This team is owed a lot of breaks. 

Battles grounds out weakly to SS.  2 outs.

Gregory, who has yet to be hit by a pitch or walk today, is hit by a pitch.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Another lefty, Antoine Jean coming in to replace Green. 

This seems like an odd time to bring in a left-hander...to face our best hitter, who happens to be right handed. 

Wild pitch moves Gregory to 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Wallace gets to 3-0, then is intentionally walked.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Slavens, who has yet to be hit by a pitch today, strikes out swinging at a pitch nowhere near the zone. 3 outs.

End 7th.  4-3 bad guys.













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Jeebus. Stovall watches 2 fastballs down Broadway then taps a slider to 2nd base.

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Jeebus. Stovall watches 2 fastballs down Broadway then taps a slider to 2nd base.
I just told my wife the same thing. I guess we don’t know what a perfect strike is.

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I started to ask why Slavens was the DH at the beginning of the game. I still wonder that. It is either HR or SO and is usually SO.

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Slavens has yet to realize 90% of the pitches he sees are off speed.

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I feel like this team's motto is "rallied back and trail by 1"

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Slavens has yet to realize 90% of the pitches he sees are off speed.
And in the dirt. But he swings at those anyway.

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Slavens has yet to realize 90% of the pitches he sees are off speed.
Slavens simply cannot hit the low and outside pitch. But he’s 100% going to swing at it.


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Gonna lose on a dumbass throw to pick someone off third.

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Don’t know if is true, but heard today that our hitting coach, Thompson, is on the short list for another job, maybe Kansas.  Let’s just say I wouldn’t be heartbroken.

Damn Bobby Petrino!!!  What the Hell was he thinking?