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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #100 on: June 03, 2022, 02:23:07 PM »
Is it the tv angle or what but all those strikes on Stovall looked outside?
To me, there have been some really close pitches called balls. Must be the angle.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #101 on: June 03, 2022, 02:26:31 PM »
To me, there have been some really close pitches called balls. Must be the angle.
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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #102 on: June 03, 2022, 02:30:15 PM »
noland gonna have two baseball shaped bruises

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #103 on: June 03, 2022, 02:30:16 PM »
Connor is taking hits like Happy Gilmore

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #104 on: June 03, 2022, 02:30:55 PM »
Connor is taking hits like Happy Gilmore

only 364 more days to toughen up for next year's hockey tryouts

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #105 on: June 03, 2022, 02:32:34 PM »
Noland took a beating that inning….literally.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #106 on: June 03, 2022, 02:33:55 PM »
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #107 on: June 03, 2022, 02:34:44 PM »
Noland = Woopig.net softball P DirkPiggler


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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #108 on: June 03, 2022, 02:35:50 PM »
Bottom 7th.

Gregory strikes out swinging. 1 out.

Webb walks strikes out homers flies out to deep CF.  2 outs.

Slavens strikes out swinging looking .  He did have a couple of clobbered foul balls, so maybe he's getting it back.  3 outs.

End 7th.  7-1 good guys.



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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #109 on: June 03, 2022, 02:41:04 PM »
Wonder why Grand Canyon didn't start a lefty against us in the first place.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #110 on: June 03, 2022, 02:42:16 PM »
Can we lose a 6-run lead in two innings?

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #111 on: June 03, 2022, 02:43:16 PM »
Can we lose a 6-run lead in two innings?

Well, Ramage is in. Not out of the question.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #112 on: June 03, 2022, 02:43:41 PM »
Top 8th.

PITCHING CHANGE.  Kole Ramage in for QB/RHP/Goalie Connor Noland

This pitching change brought to you by the stitch marks still probably present on my gut, and the 60 or so extra pounds I was carrying back then that likely prevented organ damage (thanks for the reminder GuinnessHog).

Gelato strikes out swinging.  Siéntate, perra.  1 out.

Not Tyler flies out weakly to Lanzilli. 2 outs.

Aguilar singles to LF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Passed ball/wild pitch moves Aguilar to 2nd.

Buckley strikes out swinging.  Sit down, bitch.  3 outs.

Mid 8th.  7-1 us.









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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #113 on: June 03, 2022, 02:49:51 PM »
Dang, Ramage brought his A-game today

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #114 on: June 03, 2022, 02:50:43 PM »
timely hits scoring runs, ramage pitching well.  we are in the twilight zone.






or maybe these guys just suck and are making us look good.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #115 on: June 03, 2022, 02:51:57 PM »
Dang, Ramage brought his A-game today

That's like bringing Noland's C game.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #116 on: June 03, 2022, 02:52:51 PM »
Bottom 8th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Taisei Yahiro in for Sandstorm.  Also a WHP.

This pitching change brought to you by Cayden Wallace's Couch Condoms.  Extra large.

Wallace strikes out looking.  1 out.

Turner grounds out to SS.  2 outs.

Lanzilli walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Moore walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs. 

PITCHING CHANGE:  Carter Young (RHP) in to replace Yahiro. 

This pitching change brought to you by Your Columbia Lions, who sent Scut Farkas, Drew Timme and the Gonzaga Zags into the loser's bracket with an 8-2 victory in the Blacksburg, VA Regional. 

Battles pops out to 2nd.  3 outs.

End 8th.  Hogs 7 them 1











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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #117 on: June 03, 2022, 02:53:56 PM »
Dang, Ramage brought his A-game today
Ramage is usually good for an inning.  It's that second inning that Damage shows up.


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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #118 on: June 03, 2022, 02:54:53 PM »
so is yahiro a LHP or a RHP?

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #119 on: June 03, 2022, 02:55:51 PM »
so is yahiro a LHP or a RHP?
WHP (wrong handed pitcher)

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #120 on: June 03, 2022, 02:56:30 PM »
Bottom 8th.

PITCHING CHANGE:  Taisei Yahiro in for Sandstorm.  Also a WHP.


Too bad one person is not named Yahiro Sandstorm

WHP (wrong handed pitcher)

White Handed Pitcher


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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #121 on: June 03, 2022, 02:59:09 PM »
WHP (wrong handed pitcher)

i was trying to make a japanese joke there



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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #122 on: June 03, 2022, 03:00:58 PM »
i was trying to make a japanese joke there


Ahhhh…I meant Wong Handed Pitcher.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #123 on: June 03, 2022, 03:07:14 PM »
Top 9th.

Wilson (Tyler) flies out to RF. 1 out.

Pinch hitter:  Bryan Webb (no known relation to Braydon) in for Verducci.

Webb (theirs) strikes out swinging.  Sit down, bitch.  2 outs.

Weaver singles to CF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Busch grounds into a force out at 2nd.  3 outs.

GAME OVER.  HOGS WIN 7-1!

The Hogs will play the winner of Oklahoma A&M/Southwest Missouri State in the winner's bracket game tomorrow night at 6:00 pm GCT (God's Country Time).









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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #124 on: June 03, 2022, 03:08:34 PM »
They aren’t giving Missouri State much love.

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