Stillwater Regional

[Barton Fink]

Is the game available online? Also, obligatory:

Great flick

[Thin Red Swine]

Today's game is on SEC Network so you should be able to stream it with no issues, not sure about after today though. All the viewing options for games after today are TBD

All?  GameS?  Plural?

[Buffinator]

All?  GameS?  Plural?

Well yeah, isn't it double-elimination?

[Thin Red Swine]

Well yeah, isn't it double-elimination?

He said gameS AFTER today.

[Thin Red Swine]

Are there web-based streaming options for SEC Network? 

I'm in California in an AirBnB with no access other than watching DIRECTV on my phone.   I don't know if I can cast that to the Smart TV and I can't stream DIRECTV on my laptop (those damn communists), which actually wouldn't matter anyway since this TV is mounted in a way that I can't get to the HDMI port.

#firstworldproblems

[PorkRyan]

Are there web-based streaming options for SEC Network? 

I'm in California in an AirBnB with no access other than watching DIRECTV on my phone.   I don't know if I can cast that to the Smart TV and I can't stream DIRECTV on my laptop (those damn communists), which actually wouldn't matter anyway since this TV is mounted in a way that I can't get to the HDMI port.

#firstworldproblems

Yes, it's on the ESPN app.  Nevermind, you said web based. 

[Buffinator]

He said gameS AFTER today.

I don't have a screen door, so instead I'll go slam my cock in the microwave door.

[PorkRyan]

You can do watch ESPN from the web and try and cast it. 

[Buffinator]

What would you say if I told you Ramage was starting today.

[bogeyfree]

What would you say if I told you Ramage was starting today.

Uuuuhhhhhhhh.  Not good is what I would say. 

[DrMongoose]

What would you say if I told you Ramage was starting today.

mark is the equipment man, he always tweet that day's starter's jersey. here is today's tweet.

https://twitter.com/mdt1021/status/1532698387786653696?s=20&t=Q8Zs7m-KtYYbnW-g2GLqEQ

All the quotes from DVH in the paper today - he's really trying hard to take the pressure off the team, I get the coachspeak but he's really selling it.  that does not give me a good feeling.

if we aren't leading, we are in trouble. we need some coffee drinkers aka closers.

[Thin Red Swine]

You can do watch ESPN from the web and try and cast it.

When I looked at the schedule earlier, our game is not listed.

[jacobp]

When I looked at the schedule earlier, our game is not listed.

I just got on espn.com and it shows up for me.

[DirkPiggler]

We are about 15 minutes away from the beginning of ass kicking season for your Arkansas Razorbacks (giving, not receiving). 

Victim #1 is the Grand Canyon Whateverthefucktheyares, from presumably somewhere near the Grand Canyon a.k.a. the St. Francis River with slightly better scenery. 

Starting lineups are as follows:

Whateverthefucktheyares:

1. Elijah Buries 1B
2. Juan Colato 3B
3. Jacob Wilson SS
4. Tayler Aguilar RF
5. Josh Buckley C
6. Tyler Wilson DH/QB
7. Cade Verdusco LF
8. Johnny Weaver 2B
9. Homer Bush, Jr. CF

P. Daniel Avitia RHP

YOUR ARKANSAS ASS-KICKIN RAZORBACKS

1. Braydon Webb CF
2. Brady Slavens DH
3. Cayden Wallace 3B
4. Michael Turner a.k.a. Derek Ruscin's Daddy C
5. Chris Lanzilli RF
6. Robert Moore 2B
7. Jalen Battles SS
8. Peyton Stovall 1B
9. Zack Gregory LF/HBP

P. Connor Noland RHP

[Thin Red Swine]

I just got on espn.com and it shows up for me.

Yeah, now it's there.  They were apparently TRYING to give me palpatations.

[DirkPiggler]

Top 1st.

Buries flies out to fairly deep CF.  1 out.

Gelato pops out to Wallace in foul territory.  2 outs.

Wilson rips a single to LF...Gregory slips or it might well have been a hard out.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Aguilar grounds one hard off a diving Stovall, who should've let it go through to Moore for an easy ground out.  Infield hit.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Buckley strikes out swinging.  Sit down, bitch.  3 outs.

Mid 1st.  Whateverthefucktheyares 0, Hogs coming up.

[BASS]

dat boy came out swinging for the fences

[Buffinator]

Great crowd 

Good start for Noland.

[Son_of_Spam]

Must be slippery in the outfield. Gregory slipped and then Moore slipped just then.

[HogNrock]

One of our Woopiggers has a son committed to Grand Canyon for baseball (unless things have changed). I’m sure he’s still pulling for a Hog win.

[Buffinator]

One of our Woopiggers has a son committed to Grand Canyon for baseball (unless things have changed). I’m sure he’s still pulling for a Hog win.

No kidding?  Guess I'll be a Grand Canyon fan too when that happens.

[HogNrock]

No kidding?  Guess I'll be a Grand Canyon fan too when that happens.

True story bro. And agreed. I like the regionals if for no other reason than learning about lesser known, very good baseball schools.

[Thin Red Swine]

Top 1st.

Buries flies out to fairly deep CF.  1 out.

Gelato pops out to Wallace in foul territory.  2 outs.

Wilson rips a single to LF...Gregory slips or it might well have been a hard out.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Aguilar grounds one hard off a diving Stovall, who should've let it go through to Moore for an easy ground out.  Infield hit.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Buckley strikes out swinging.  Sit down, bitch.  3 outs.

Mid 1st.  Whateverthefucktheyares 0, Hogs coming up.

Clearly, they would be called the Grand Canyon Gashes.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 1st.

Webb walks strikes out homers .  1 out.

Slavens strikes out swinging looking. 2 outs.

Wallace says FUCK YO COUCH TIM SALMON.  1-0 Hogs.  2 outs.

(Editor's Note:  GCU has fewer notable alumni than Poyen High School.  We may have to get creative with the couch fucking today.)

Turner walks.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Lanzilli strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

End 1st.  Hogs 1 Whateverthefucktheyares 0

[Thin Red Swine]

Welp, there has been no drastic change in approach / discipline / head-up-the-ass-edness.