Stillwater Regional

[Buffinator]

Cleared the stadium with that one. 

[BASS]

cayden wallace says fuck yo strike zone ump

[TheOtherWhiteMeat]

Just reported the ball has been seen passing over Fort Smith.

[Son_of_Spam]

Lanzilli swung at three pitches at his shoulders.

[DrMongoose]

The radio broadcast sounds awful on radio and hog app. What gives

[DirkPiggler]

Top 2nd.

Wilson draws a walk off his fellow Greenwood alum.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

(Editor's Note:  I didn't realize the former Hog QB was old enough to have a kid in college.  The more you know...)

Verducci flies out to LF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Weaver, no known relation to the former director/pedo of the Lincoln Project, strikes out swinging.  Sit down bitch...and take Wilson with you, because Turner guns him down trying to steal on the play.  3 outs. 

Mid 2nd.  1-0 Hogs.

[Buffinator]

The radio broadcast sounds awful on radio and hog app. What gives

Glad I'm not the only one feeling like I've gone back in time.

[asshat]

The radio broadcast sounds awful on radio and hog app. What gives

My streaming service is buffering continually and stays 3 minutes behind the terrible radio broadcast. I'm still waiting for Turner to throw out the runner

[Thin Red Swine]

Top 2nd.

Wilson draws a walk off his fellow Greenwood alum.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

(Editor's Note:  I didn't realize the former Hog QB was old enough to have a kid in college.  The more you know...)

Verducci flies out to LF.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Weaver, no known relation to the former director/pedo of the Lincoln Project, strikes out swinging.  Sit down bitch...and take Wilson with you, because Turner guns him down trying to steal on the play.  3 outs. 

Mid 2nd.  1-0 Hogs.

Maybe that IS the former Hog QB. 

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 2nd.

Moore walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Battles strikes out looking...Moore thrown out stealing.  2 outs.

Stovall singles to CF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Gregory does what Gregory does...hit by pitch.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Webb walks strikes out homers bloops one over the 2nd baseman's head. Stovall scores.  Gregory to 3rd.  2-0 HOGS.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Slavens strikes out swinging looking walks.  Bases loaded, 2 outs.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Wallace hit by pitch.  Gregory scores.  HOGS LEAD 3-0.  Bases loaded, 2 outs.  BEER HATS REMAIN ENGAGED!

[Show-Me Hog]

Lanzilli swung at three pitches at his shoulders.

GC scouting definitely found a hole in his swing. Same exact pitch three times in a row.

[Son_of_Spam]

Why do we keep trying that delayed steal?

[Thin Red Swine]

God that was embarrassing.   Either Battles missed a signal or he needs a primer on the strike zone.  Or both.

Horrible.

[Buffinator]

Why do we keep trying that delayed steal?

Because it's due to work. 

[Buffinator]

Haha, it "hit" him.

[BASS]

we'd have bases loaded 1 out if not for the dumbass steal attempt

[BASS]

Haha, it "hit" him.

yeah, he leaned into that one

[Buffinator]

Totally not a Grand Slam incoming

[BASS]

Totally not a Grand Slam incoming

we're not gonna get another hit this season.

[DirkPiggler]

Bottom 2nd.

Moore walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Battles strikes out looking...Moore thrown out stealing.  2 outs.

Stovall singles to CF.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Gregory does what Gregory does...hit by pitch.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Webb walks strikes out homers bloops one over the 2nd baseman's head. Stovall scores.  Gregory to 3rd.  2-0 HOGS.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

Slavens strikes out swinging looking walks.  Bases loaded, 2 outs.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

Wallace hit by pitch.  Gregory scores.  HOGS LEAD 3-0.  Bases loaded, 2 outs.  BEER HATS REMAIN ENGAGED!

Turner singles up the middle.  Webb and Slavens score.  HOGS LEAD 5-0.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 2 outs.

PITCHING CHANGE: That will do it for the Whateverthefucktheyares' 13 year old bespectacled ace Avitia.  Another Whateverthefucktheyare incoming. Blake Reilly is his name, per sources. 

This pitching change brought to you by the magic of the beer hats.  How long has it been since we've even had a chance to wear them?

Lanzilli strikes out swinging.  3 outs.

End 2nd.  5-0 Hogs.

[Buffinator]

This pitcher is broken mentally, emotionally, and possibly spiritually.

[Son_of_Spam]

We finally look like we are trying to make contact instead of swinging for the fence.

[Sus-Scrofa]

This is much more enjoyable than the last month’s worth of games.

[Show-Me Hog]

Well that finally looks like a cut down approach. That worked. Single up the middle.

[Thin Red Swine]

Yes, this is unrecognizable.

Amazing that it actually works .