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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #75 on: June 03, 2022, 01:00:28 PM »
Their pitcher looked like one of the Burl’s Kids.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #77 on: June 03, 2022, 01:04:24 PM »
I am not used to being UP 5-0. We don’t usually start until we are DOWN 5-0.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #78 on: June 03, 2022, 01:06:10 PM »
Yes, this is unrecognizable.

Amazing that it actually works .  ::)
They've probably been taking coaching tips from woopig.


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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #79 on: June 03, 2022, 01:06:58 PM »
Their pitcher looked like one of the Burl’s Kids.
I'm at work and having to follow along with the "gamecast" and Dirk's play-by-play, so I have no idea what he looked like. This made me chuckle.


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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #80 on: June 03, 2022, 01:07:25 PM »
Top 3rd.

Bush battles back from a 3-0 count to strike out looking.  Sit down, bitch.  1 out.

Buries, who looks like Ender Inciarte's right handed younger brother, doubles down the LF line.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Gelato with a can o' corn to CF.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Wilson (not Tyler) flies out to RF. 3 outs.

Mid 3rd.  5-0 Hogs.







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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #81 on: June 03, 2022, 01:11:37 PM »
I'm at work and having to follow along with the "gamecast" and Dirk's play-by-play, so I have no idea what he looked like. This made me chuckle.
Here he is.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #82 on: June 03, 2022, 01:13:06 PM »
Bottom 3rd.

Moore grounds to 2nd...booted by Weaver.  E4.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Battles with the SAC bunt back to the pitcher.  Moore to 2nd.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Stovall strikes out swinging. Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Wild pitch on 1-2 count sends Moore to 3rd.

Gregory flies out to RF. 3 outs.

End 3rd.  5-0 Hogs.







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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #83 on: June 03, 2022, 01:17:38 PM »
Dudes on TV can’t keep up with who is at bat.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #84 on: June 03, 2022, 01:21:31 PM »
Dudes on TV can’t keep up with who is at bat.

They're too busy sucking our dicks. 

They should pump the brakes.  I'm certainly not convinced yet.  We're basically facing mid-week-game pitching here.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #85 on: June 03, 2022, 01:22:16 PM »
Top 4th.

Aguilar hits one to Wichita Bartlesville.  5-1 Hogs.  0 outs.

Buckley lines out to LF.  1 out.

Wilson (QB) walks.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Verducci grounds out weakly on a check swing to Noland.  Runner on 2nd, 2 outs.

Weaver scorches one at Wallace, who fields cleanly and throws him out at 1st.  3 outs.

Mid 4th.  5-1 Hogs.









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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #86 on: June 03, 2022, 01:31:06 PM »
Bottom 4th.

Webb walks strikes out homers . 1 out.

Slavens strikes out swinging looking flies out to shallow RF.  2 outs.

Wallace SAYS FUCK YO OTHER COUCH TIM SALMON!  6-1 HOGS.  2 outs.

Turner with an infield hit to deep SS.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs. 

Lanzilli flies out to LF. 3 outs.

End 4th.  Hogs 6 Whatthefuckevers 1



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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #87 on: June 03, 2022, 01:39:51 PM »
Top 5th.

Busch bloops one towards shallow RF...nice sliding catch by Stovall.  1 out.

Buries pops one up to pretty much the exact same spot...a little higher, so Moore takes it.  2 outs.

Gelato hits one just inside the bag at 3rd...tries to take 2nd...my guy Gregory says YOU'RE FUCKIN OUT BITCH.  3 outs.

Mid 5th.  Buffalo River 6 Muddy Ass Ditch Water 1.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #88 on: June 03, 2022, 01:43:03 PM »
Damn, our defense is looking good.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #89 on: June 03, 2022, 01:45:30 PM »
Bottom 5th.

Moore, leading off for the third time so far today, flies out to LF.  1 out.

Battles with a long single down the LF line.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Stovall hits one to the warning track in LF.  Caught, but well struck.  He's seeing the ball well.  Runner on 1st, 2 outs.

Gregory walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 2 outs.

Webb walks strikes out homers pops out to 2nd. 3 outs.

End 5th.  6-1 Arkansas






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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #90 on: June 03, 2022, 01:46:10 PM »
Why is Grand Canyon University in Phoenix? I mean, it's the same state, but it's like putting University of the Ozarks in Helena.

Flagstaff would be appropriate.


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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #91 on: June 03, 2022, 01:48:01 PM »
Bottom 5th.

Moore, leading off for the third time so far today, flies out to LF.  1 out.

Battles with a long single down the LF line.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #92 on: June 03, 2022, 01:58:42 PM »
You must be watching live on SECN....I am getting reports from you a full minute or more before they happen on my Watch ESPN.

Their streaming has gotten worse as the season has progressed.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #93 on: June 03, 2022, 02:00:49 PM »
Top 6th.

Not Tyler pops out to 2nd.  1 out.

Aguilar flies out to LF. 2 outs.

Buckley grounds Noland's 69th pitch to Wallace, who throws him (Buckley, not Noland) out at 1st. 3 outs.

Mid 6th.  6-1 Hogs.


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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #94 on: June 03, 2022, 02:05:27 PM »
Bottom 6th. 

PITCHING CHANGE. Carson Ohl in for Reilly.

This pitching change brought to you by Lasik eye surgery.  It works.  Try it.

Speaking of...

Slavens strikes out swinging looking walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Wallace keeps this one off the couch and in the ballpark with a fly out to CF.  Slavens with a hustle tag up advances to second.  Runner on 2nd, 1 out.

Turner singles to RF.  Slavens scores.  7-1 HOGS.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Lanzilli with a solid single to LF.  Turner to 2nd.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Moore grounds out to 1st.  Runners advance.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs.

Battles intentionally walked.  Bases loaded. 2 outs.  BEER HATS ENGAGED!

PITCHING CHANGE:  Some wronghanderWHP Kyle Sandstrom coming in to replace Ohl. 

This pitching change brought to you for the 347th time by my push for a constitutional amendment to ban left-handed pitching. 

Stovall strikes out looking.  3 outs.

End 6th.  Hogs 7 Everyone Gets Their Loans Forgiven in 10 Years 1

















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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #95 on: June 03, 2022, 02:06:04 PM »
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Why is Grand Canyon University in Phoenix? I mean, it's the same state, but it's like putting University of the Ozarks in Helena.

Flagstaff would be appropriate.

University of Phoenix was taken.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #96 on: June 03, 2022, 02:14:22 PM »
Lefty coming in. Glad we already scored 7.

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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #97 on: June 03, 2022, 02:20:32 PM »
Is it the tv angle or what but all those strikes on Stovall looked outside?


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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #98 on: June 03, 2022, 02:20:53 PM »
The team looks looser today than they have at about any point this year. Hopefully it continues because this team can be really good, but obviously it hasn’t all come together.


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Re: Hogs vs Grand Canyon—NCAA Tourney
« Reply #99 on: June 03, 2022, 02:22:57 PM »
Top 7th.

Wilson (QB) lines one off Noland, who chases it down and throws him out.  1 out.

Verducci with a swinging bunt single.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Weaver walks.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 1 out.

Busch with another line drive off Noland, who gets the out at 1st.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs.

Buries strikes out swinging.  Sit down, bitch.  3 outs.

Mid 7th.  Hogs 7 them 1.









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