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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #125 on: June 11, 2022, 11:02:42 AM »
And let’s be sure and swing at the first pitch every time. SMH.

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #126 on: June 11, 2022, 11:04:01 AM »
Bob needs to stroke line drives

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #127 on: June 11, 2022, 11:05:20 AM »
This is it….

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« Last Edit: June 11, 2022, 11:07:48 AM by Buffinator »
That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #128 on: June 11, 2022, 11:07:52 AM »
Damn


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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #129 on: June 11, 2022, 11:08:32 AM »
Battles watched strike 2 right down the chute. Then strikes out.  :suicide:

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #130 on: June 11, 2022, 11:10:43 AM »
And then he tried to pull the 3-2 pitch that was on the outer third.  That ball was begging to be driven to right center. 

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #131 on: June 11, 2022, 11:11:35 AM »
Bottom 4th.

Madej flies out to LF.  1 out.

Fuck grounds out to Battles.  2 outs.

Stokely strikes out swinging.  Sit down, bitch.  3 outs.

End 4th.  Zero-Nil.

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #132 on: June 11, 2022, 11:11:44 AM »
Battles watched strike 2 right down the chute. Then strikes out.  :suicide:
He got two good pitches to hit. Needed one right there.


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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #133 on: June 11, 2022, 11:11:54 AM »
Empty seats?  What the hell?

According to the inter webs, nc would not sell general admission tickets over the phone during the week and would wait until this morning to put them on sale at the ballpark, which, intended or not, would reduce the number of Arkansas buyers.  Few would drive 12 hours each way with no assurance of a seat.

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #134 on: June 11, 2022, 11:13:43 AM »
According to the inter webs, nc would not sell general admission tickets over the phone during the week and would wait until this morning to put them on sale at the ballpark, which, intended or not, would reduce the number of Arkansas buyers.  Few would drive 12 hours each way with no assurance of a seat.

They did their job with two of us. 

I cancelled flights and a hotel once I got the notice that we didn't get tickets.

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #135 on: June 11, 2022, 11:14:38 AM »
Noland is absolutely zoned in now.  Maybe it was the hit on the leg.

He’s pitching awesome, into really small corners of the strike zone.  Impressive.

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #136 on: June 11, 2022, 11:15:13 AM »
Frick your stadium!


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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #137 on: June 11, 2022, 11:15:24 AM »
Top 5th.

Stovall says FUCK YO COUCH ANDY GRIFFITH!  1-0 HOGS!  0 out.

Gregory walks.  Runner on 1st, 0 out.

Webb walks strikes out homers rips a single past the SS into LF.  Runners 1st and 2nd, 0 out.

Wild pitch advances the runners.  Runners 2nd and 3rd, 0 out.

Slavens singles to CF.  Gregory scores.  Webb to 3rd.  2-0 HOGS.  Runners 1st and 3rd, 0 out.

Wallace flies out to LF.  Webb scores.  3-0 HOGS.  Runner on 1st, 1 out.

Turner, sponsored by Castle Rent and Pawn, hits a ground ball up the middle that Serretti turns into a nice double play. 3 outs.

Mid 5th.  Hogs 3, Goats 0.










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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #138 on: June 11, 2022, 11:15:26 AM »
There you go Stovall


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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #139 on: June 11, 2022, 11:15:33 AM »
BOOM!

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #140 on: June 11, 2022, 11:16:16 AM »
Saw a Tweet saying their outfield looks like a lazy river.  Well, that ball just splashed into stillwater cove. 

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #141 on: June 11, 2022, 11:16:34 AM »
Gregory desperately wants a homer too


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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #142 on: June 11, 2022, 11:20:10 AM »
This pitcher is shook

Damn right we’re loud


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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #143 on: June 11, 2022, 11:20:19 AM »
Hey mike Morgan…….

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #144 on: June 11, 2022, 11:21:51 AM »
Hey mike Morgan…….


Seriously.   Chattiest Cathy of all time. 

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #145 on: June 11, 2022, 11:24:31 AM »
This is more like it.

That's embarrassing.  Looks like Josh Duggar when his parents asked him to babysit.

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #146 on: June 11, 2022, 11:25:33 AM »
Why have they left this guy in?


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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #147 on: June 11, 2022, 11:25:53 AM »
Great at bat by Slavens.

I give him a lot of grief so I want to recognize.  He’s so good when he stays in the box. 

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #148 on: June 11, 2022, 11:31:03 AM »
Great at bat by Slavens.

I give him a lot of grief so I want to recognize.  He’s so good when he stays in the box.
Agreed. Solid at bat

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Re: North Carolina Super Regional
« Reply #149 on: June 11, 2022, 11:32:45 AM »
Saw a Tweet saying their outfield looks like a lazy river.
Outstanding