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Offline TheOtherWhiteMeat

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Arkansas Attack
« on: June 10, 2022, 12:39:14 PM »
Arkansas has its very own Major League Football team-the Arkansas Attack. The inaugural season will be played at War Memorial Stadium. Stay tuned for more breaking news.

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https://twitter.com/arkansasattack?lang=en

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Re: Arkansas Attack
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2022, 12:45:37 PM »
What a stupid name

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Re: Arkansas Attack
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2022, 01:15:24 PM »
They’re all stupid names.  Apparently their mission includes no mascots. 

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Re: Arkansas Attack
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2022, 01:20:26 PM »


Major League Football?

Isn’t that the NFL?

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Re: Arkansas Attack
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2022, 01:24:20 PM »
What will it mean if they play and there are no issues with the scoreboard clock?

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Re: Arkansas Attack
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2022, 01:25:34 PM »

Major League Football?

Isn’t that the NFL?

Good point.  This should be called Big Boy Football and have Burt as commissioner.  Every team required to have two fullbacks and run the wing T.  With only four teams, he wouldn’t have to work too hard. Right up his alley. 

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Re: Arkansas Attack
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2022, 10:20:16 PM »
That’s a worse name than Commanders


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Re: Arkansas Attack
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2022, 10:39:26 PM »
That’s a worse name than Commanders


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or the Guardians

Did they start out as the Indians or something?


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Re: Arkansas Attack
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2022, 06:39:48 AM »
Who names a team after a verb?


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Re: Arkansas Attack
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2022, 07:31:30 AM »
Who names a team after a verb?
The attack at Little Bighorn began at dawn.


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Re: Arkansas Attack
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2022, 10:31:58 AM »
Kind of a strange logo though.