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Title: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on August 27, 2011, 10:23:55 PM
The topic came up in the admin forum and there have been some interesting posts...so I thought I'd start it out here.

You ever discover a Woopig poster?

Here's an example:
A dude at the liquor store where I go...he and I always talk Razorbacks when he's working. One day he asked me if I read any of the boards and I said Woopig. He said he also read...but never posted. He asked what I posted as. So now we talk about what's on the board when I go in.

Happen to anyone else?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on August 27, 2011, 10:34:42 PM
I found Pharmhog this way by just talking football. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogggdadi on August 27, 2011, 10:36:14 PM
Just started working with one of the admins. He saw me checking out the woo pigs. I also work with a doc that got me started on this too. He told me it would be hours of life that I wouldn't ever get back, but it's too entertaining to stop. One of the favorites is the tender moment thread. Truly is a great waste of time, but sometimes it's also home of most of the breaking news that's hog related, so I guess sometimes it saves time, if you are a glass half full guy.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on August 27, 2011, 10:39:13 PM
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on August 27, 2011, 10:46:01 PM
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on August 27, 2011, 10:47:35 PM
I ran into a woopig'r before the Sugar Bowl last year and comment on his shirt, he wasn't interested in talking after i mentioned it, turn around and walked off with his wife.  I didn't know if it was because i was double fisting beers when i mentioned it or what.  After i posted something about it on here, we became friends and hunt together.  Funny how that works.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Merle_Hoggard on August 27, 2011, 11:06:58 PM
I met Animal at Ace Liquor in Cabot when I noticed the Woopig shirt.  He will deny this, but it will take him four paragraphs to do it. :D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on August 27, 2011, 11:08:44 PM
I ran into a woopig'r before the Sugar Bowl last year and comment on his shirt, he wasn't interested in talking after i mentioned it, turn around and walked off with his wife.  I didn't know if it was because i was double fisting beers when i mentioned it or what.  After i posted something about it on here, we became friends and hunt together.  Funny how that works.

I first read that as "walked off with his beers because I was double fisting his wife."  It made a lot more sense, to be honest.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on August 27, 2011, 11:12:36 PM
Oh, and. . .

I did some contract work as a favor for a friend.  That night I checked the pig and saw a veteran Woopig poster mention that someone stopped by his office and fixed a problem he had with his network.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on August 27, 2011, 11:50:06 PM
Chop discovered BvC on craigslist and then they met at Discover. Funny how that happens.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on August 28, 2011, 12:05:58 AM
Chop discovered BvC on craigslist and then they met at Discover.

Did they plan it or was it a "coincidence?"
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on August 28, 2011, 01:06:24 AM
I ran into a woopig'r before the Sugar Bowl last year and comment on his shirt, he wasn't interested in talking after i mentioned it, turn around and walked off with his wife.  I didn't know if it was because i was double fisting beers when i mentioned it or what.  After i posted something about it on here, we became friends and hunt together.  Funny how that works.

Those cell phone cameras come at you so fast.  You can see in my avatar pic (that you made for me) how fast we were running from you and flower mound.   Cheers my friend and looking forward to our next time afield.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on August 28, 2011, 01:13:23 AM
Running from Verotik and FM is like running from a lottery ticket. You should have sat back and collected the fortune.
Awesome people.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PigsInSpace on August 28, 2011, 01:58:00 AM
I I run into my dumbass roomate from college from time to time.  He posts here. Lawyer, go figure.  I kid, I kid.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: wmr on August 28, 2011, 02:04:08 AM
I had a frien stalk me via Woopig.

I saw a woopig shirt one night in Fayetteville, and drunkenly said 'nice woopig shirt'.  Dude said thanks, and turned away to smoke with a kind of GFY look.

Woopiggas are unbelievable.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on August 28, 2011, 02:07:45 AM
Ran into Shinobi in Biloxi, Ms off of pass road once....brief conversation about jackass Nutt at the time.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on August 28, 2011, 02:26:15 AM
Band I was/am in was playing a small gig at Landry's in Fort Smith a year or two, and we were booked up with someone else.  One of the guys in the other band asked me at one point "Hey, do you post on woopig?"  I had been a long time lurker at that point but told him that I had just started posting more, yea.  I asked him how he put it together and he said he remembered reading a post here somewhere where I guess I had mentioned the band, and he all of a sudden just kind of put it together, somehow.  of course, I can't fucking remember who it was, but I do remember him saying he was more a RMPL'er hissownself.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on August 28, 2011, 02:55:45 AM
Band I was/am in was playing a small gig at Landry's in Fort Smith a year or two, and we were booked up with someone else.  One of the guys in the other band asked me at one point "Hey, do you post on woopig?"  I had been a long time lurker at that point but told him that I had just started posting more, yea.  I asked him how he put it together and he said he remembered reading a post here somewhere where I guess I had mentioned the band, and he all of a sudden just kind of put it together, somehow.  of course, I can't fucking remember who it was, but I do remember him saying he was more a RMPL'er hissownself.

It was Joe Swine.  My now ex-wife and I saw that show.  He shook my hand after the first set and knocked her up between "MMMbop" and the encore. 






The encore was just an instrumental version of "MMMbop."  I was livid.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on August 28, 2011, 03:23:49 AM
Just started working with one of the admins. He saw me checking out the woo pigs. I also work with a doc that got me started on this too. He told me it would be hours of life that I wouldn't ever get back, but it's too entertaining to stop. One of the favorites is the tender moment thread. Truly is a great waste of time, but sometimes it's also home of most of the breaking news that's hog related, so I guess sometimes it saves time, if you are a glass half full guy.

You are the reason for this thread...because you were the subject of the thread in the admin forum...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogggdadi on August 28, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
Hope it wasn't a trap. This is where I get all things hog. It just goes to show we are starved for football to begin.

How many posts does it take to get off shoat status, or do you have to be here for like 5 years or something?

It's probably easy to figure out I'm a woopigger. My computer at work is on woo pig constantly, unless it's being used FOR work.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rob on August 28, 2011, 08:10:09 AM
Sherwood is populated with all kinds of woopiggers...

I have run into a few at practices.  The best was having a pic in the paper of the crowd at spring practice and Hurtt was sitting right next to me and never knew it. Or maybe he planned it that way. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LRHogfan on August 28, 2011, 08:13:07 AM
How many posts does it take to get off shoat status, or do you have to be here for like 5 years or something?

You're good.  ;)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on August 28, 2011, 08:13:34 AM
Hope it wasn't a trap. This is where I get all things hog. It just goes to show we are starved for football to begi

How many posts does it take to get off shoat status, or do you have to be here for like 5 years or something?



At 500.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bakervscarrr on August 28, 2011, 09:13:57 AM
Chop discovered BvC on craigslist and then they met at Discover. Funny how that happens.

You bastard.  Jordan wins POV.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BigDavis on August 28, 2011, 09:35:03 AM
I've met tons of Woopigas through the years and still hang out\tailgate with several. But the best story of discovering one was when Boondock Hogs came to work for us. He heard a co-worker and I talking bout the detention report thread and subsequent detention report website and he was like "Wait a minute, I know you!"
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on August 28, 2011, 09:42:39 AM
It was Joe Swine.  My now ex-wife and I saw that show.  He shook my hand after the first set and knocked her up between "MMMbop" and the encore. 




The encore was just an instrumental version of "MMMbop."  I was livid.

It was a crowd sing!  Not our fault if the crowd didn't know the words.

Libertyhog is doing a helluva job raising my kid.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on August 28, 2011, 10:09:32 AM
You bastard.  Jordan wins POV.

Unpossible. And if it happens, I will still be shocked.

 realstunned
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Shinobi on August 28, 2011, 10:27:43 AM
Geo's good people. :thumbup: And I'd love to drink lots and lots of beer with most of you.  :beer:  :beer:  :beer: Hopefully when I move back I'll get that chance. I cannot wait to get out of Mississippi.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DirkPiggler on August 28, 2011, 12:24:01 PM
At the Vanderbilt game in 2004 (yes, that one) I ran into Cerdo in one of the men's restrooms on the West Side.  It went a little something like this. 

Stumbling Drunk Me:  [sees guy in black Woopig shirt]  HAAAAYY!  Do you posth on the woopigths? 

Cerdo:  [eyes Stumbling Drunk cautiously, avoiding the temptation to say "No you dumb fuck, I just found this shirt in the discount bin at Goodwill]:  Why yes I do.  I post as Cerdo [begins polite brief explanation of the origin of the word cerdo, which goes right over Stumbling Drunk's head].

Fortunately Cerdo took it easy on me, something that I've learned over the last few years doesn't happen very often when he's dealing with drunken hicks like myself.  I'll chalk it up to sympathy, or maybe frustration with the Hogs' performance that night.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on August 28, 2011, 03:38:38 PM
I wasn't going to mention how I met Dirk in a men's restroom because I didn't want to deal with all the jokes.  He's got more balls to deal with you fricks. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ArkGuy on August 28, 2011, 04:11:27 PM
I wasn't going to mention how I met Dirk in a men's restroom because I didn't want to deal with all the jokes.  He's got more balls to deal with you fricks. 

(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/9298-bigthumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on August 28, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
It was a crowd sing!  Not our fault if the crowd didn't know the words.

Libertyhog is doing a helluva job raising my kid.

Was it really you?  I'd think I'd remember that because you're familiar to me, and when I asked this guy what he posted under it seemed like it didn't really ring a bell.  Maybe not, since I was still mainly lurking then.  Small world.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Chigurh on August 28, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
I wasn't going to mention how I met Dirk in a men's restroom because I didn't want to deal with all the jokes.  He's got more balls to deal with you fricks. 

(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/urinal_20couple.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cove Hog on August 28, 2011, 05:45:28 PM
I met Dirk in a men's restroom.  He's got more balls.  

Dude.   :sick:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on August 28, 2011, 06:27:37 PM
You know how you meet people when you tailgate?  I'd been tailgating beside this dude for a few years before I found out he was Pee from Wopussy. Blew my fucking mind.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on August 28, 2011, 06:35:41 PM
Was it really you?  I'd think I'd remember that because you're familiar to me, and when I asked this guy what he posted under it seemed like it didn't really ring a bell.  Maybe not, since I was still mainly lurking then.  Small world.

Wasn't me.  Notas knows I love to do drunk accoustic renditions of bad pop songs and was fucking with me because, while it's something I should be ashamed of, I'm actually quite proud of it.

My Total Eclipse of the Heart is fantastic.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: capnthog on August 28, 2011, 06:56:56 PM
I found out the dude marrying my wife's cousin was Karl O.  Been depressed ever since.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on August 28, 2011, 07:22:55 PM
Wasn't me.  Notas knows I love to do drunk accoustic renditions of bad pop songs and was fucking with me because, while it's something I should be ashamed of, I'm actually quite proud of it.

My Total Eclipse of the Heart is fantastic.

Holy shit, sorry dude.  I totally forgot to post your karaoke video.  Here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMNISds2zyM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMNISds2zyM)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Arkansas Proud on August 28, 2011, 08:06:03 PM
The only time I've ever actually "met" people on the woopig was in a treehouse inhabited by oinkx people.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on August 28, 2011, 08:07:14 PM
Holy shit, sorry dude.  I totally forgot to post your karaoke video.  Here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMNISds2zyM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMNISds2zyM)

See what I mean?  Fantastic.

In all honesty, I should admit I'm not always as ON as i was that night.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BigDavis on August 28, 2011, 08:10:24 PM
The only time I've ever actually "met" people on the woopig was in a treehouse inhabited by oinkx people.



Ahem... "Treefort"
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on August 28, 2011, 08:20:32 PM
I had the pleasure of meeting Karl O in Dallas a couple of years ago.  I had four tickets to the aTM and my wife told me she did not care what I did with two of the tickets, buts she was not bringing the kids.  I sold them on the wupig ticket exchange to Karl O.  He is fun to watch games with and he has great razorback trousers. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on August 28, 2011, 08:34:11 PM
Oh yeah...I forgot about Karl O. I knew him back when I was in high school. I don't remember how I made the connection to who he was, but I think he is the only person here I knew in real life before I met them here.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on August 28, 2011, 08:50:01 PM
Shirts are a common way it happens. I was at Alltel when the Hogs came to town a few years ago. Saw a dude with a shirt and asked him where he got it. He said the message board he visited. I told him that I knew...that I was just messing with him. Then told him that I most likely shipped him that shirt. He figured out who I was...he was RazorRichard. I think he went to Nobville a while back.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Love Handle on August 28, 2011, 08:59:29 PM
Shirts are a common way it happens. I was at Alltel when the Hogs came to town a few years ago. Saw a dude with a shirt and asked him where he got it. He said the message board he visited. I told him that I knew...that I was just messing with him. Then told him that I most likely shipped him that shirt. He figured out who I was...he was RazorRichard. I think he went to Nobville a while back.

I ran into you at the pool at the Collierville YMCA a few years back.  You were wearing a woopig shirt and I recognized you from here.  We both live in Central Arkansas now.  Ironic.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on August 28, 2011, 09:03:19 PM
I ran into you at the pool at the Collierville YMCA a few years back.  You were wearing a woopig shirt and I recognized you from here.  We both live in Central Arkansas now.  Ironic.

Dang...don't remember that at all. I was probably chinese eyed at the time....if I did that sort of thing. It's not you...it's me.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on August 28, 2011, 09:04:26 PM
i discovered a woopigga climbing out my bedroom window. I know it was a woopigga cause he left his woopig shirt with a pack of smokes in the front pocket
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on August 28, 2011, 09:05:28 PM
i found the woopigs because of a woopigga.  Dude turned me on to this because I was still on the fence about Nuttjob, and wasn't much up on internet message boards, or even computers, but I was converted/inverted/perverted.
he used to post a lot more, now he has made a bunch of babies and they take up all his spare time instead of liquor, drugs, and college hotties.  He should get cable or something.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Love Handle on August 28, 2011, 09:10:32 PM
Dang...don't remember that at all. I was probably chinese eyed at the time....if I did that sort of thing. It's not you...it's me.

Damn!  My one brush with greatness and you don't even remember.  Story of my life.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: jhawg05 on August 28, 2011, 09:12:04 PM
I stepped over Leo one time whilst drinking at Rogers Rec.  Does that count?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JoeBobHog on August 28, 2011, 09:16:10 PM
I met a buncha you famous guys down at aggie last year.  I drank some of your beers.  and I think I took some shots of somethin'.

it was cool.



 :notexas:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Love Handle on August 28, 2011, 09:17:12 PM
When I was in college I worked for Shanklin.  He hates Hogivillians and cussed like a sailor.  He could put down the liquor and is on at least his 2nd wife.  Does that make him an honorary Woopigger?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on August 28, 2011, 09:22:28 PM
Wasn't me.  Notas knows I love to do drunk accoustic renditions of bad pop songs and was fucking with me because, while it's something I should be ashamed of, I'm actually quite proud of it.

My Total Eclipse of the Heart is fantastic.

I didn't think so.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on August 28, 2011, 09:23:09 PM
Shirts are a common way it happens.

I want a Woopig speedo.  Make it happen.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on August 28, 2011, 10:31:31 PM
I want a Woopig speedo.  Make it happen.

Surely Chop Sooie will have a garage rummage sale soon.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Law_Hawg on August 28, 2011, 11:04:15 PM
I I run into my dumbass roomate from college from time to time.  He posts here. Lawyer, go figure.  I kid, I kid.


Hey now!!!!

I've met at least one lawyer in Little Rock that I know posts on here.  I'm sure I've met some others who practice in Pulaski County, just don't know it.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on August 29, 2011, 08:12:53 AM
I met Verotik in 7th grade football. 
I sat next to Joe Bob in Oxford.
I asked cotte for his autograph because I thought he was Charlie Day.
Johnny Cash helped me get out of prison (long before Rodriguez stole that goat)
Some of you haven't realized what that sound is at your windows at night, but congratulations, you've been chosen by a woopigger to be eternal.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on August 29, 2011, 08:32:22 AM
When I was in college I worked for Shanklin.  He hates Hogivillians and cussed like a sailor.  He could put down the liquor and is on at least his 2nd wife.  Does that make him an honorary Woopigger?

fuck that guy
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: General Datwood on August 29, 2011, 09:03:40 AM
Band I was/am in was playing a small gig at Landry's in Fort Smith a year or two, and we were booked up with someone else.  One of the guys in the other band asked me at one point "Hey, do you post on woopig?"  I had been a long time lurker at that point but told him that I had just started posting more, yea.  I asked him how he put it together and he said he remembered reading a post here somewhere where I guess I had mentioned the band, and he all of a sudden just kind of put it together, somehow.  of course, I can't fricking remember who it was, but I do remember him saying he was more a RMPL'er hissownself.

That was me.  I peruse the music forum a lot and had seen you post in there about your band.  So when I showed up at Landry's I knew there was a woopigga in the other band and it was one of the guitar players.  I think you got there a little later than the rest of the band and you walked right up to me and asked to borrow my guitar or something.  I was hesitant at first but once you told me your name I realized you were the woopigga and decided it would be okay.  Then you ended up getting your guitar to work anyway so it didn't matter.   

I've been lurking around here since 2006 but didn't bother to register until 2009 so I could post in some gameday threads.  So yeah, I guess I am a RMPL'er my own damnself.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PigsInSpace on August 29, 2011, 09:32:58 AM

Hey now!!!!

I've met at least one lawyer in Little Rock that I know posts on here.  I'm sure I've met some others who practice in Pulaski County, just don't know it.



Nothing good happens after 12:00am.   :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: 1st_down_streak on August 29, 2011, 10:09:34 AM
I thought I "discovered" Hoggly's mom one night, but after a little exploration I realized many a man had gone there before.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on August 29, 2011, 10:30:19 AM
There was a handful of woopiggers in the karaoke bar after the bama abortion last season. We just kinda nodded at each other, but I didn't say anything because I was smoking a parliament and getting ready to rock out some REOSpeedwagon...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on August 29, 2011, 11:00:18 AM
That was me.  I peruse the music forum a lot and had seen you post in there about your band.  So when I showed up at Landry's I knew there was a woopigga in the other band and it was one of the guitar players.  I think you got there a little later than the rest of the band and you walked right up to me and asked to borrow my guitar or something.  I was hesitant at first but once you told me your name I realized you were the woopigga and decided it would be okay.  Then you ended up getting your guitar to work anyway so it didn't matter.   

I've been lurking around here since 2006 but didn't bother to register until 2009 so I could post in some gameday threads.  So yeah, I guess I am a RMPL'er my own damnself.


Ha ha, I wondered if you might identify yourself!  Yea, I felt like a real heel, but I was having trouble with the pickup in my acoustic.  It has since gone out completely.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on August 29, 2011, 12:55:46 PM
I've met and already knew some of you guys. Only woopigga I actually happen to meet by chance was at the inaugural SW Classic. Too drunk to remember who it was though.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Fairweather Hog Fan on August 29, 2011, 01:19:47 PM
I met a bunch at a luncheon once, or was that Oinkx? ???
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Mr A Ziffell on August 29, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Shirts are a common way it happens. I was at Alltel when the Hogs came to town a few years ago. Saw a dude with a shirt and asked him where he got it. He said the message board he visited. I told him that I knew...that I was just messing with him. Then told him that I most likely shipped him that shirt. He figured out who I was...he was RazorRichard. I think he went to Nobville a while back.

I'll bet it was an XX-large...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on August 29, 2011, 02:50:36 PM
The Recruiting Guy, Richard?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Mr A Ziffell on August 29, 2011, 02:53:41 PM
The Recruiting Guy, Richard?

Yep....
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Karl Onterio on August 29, 2011, 07:27:14 PM
This one time I pulled out my weiner to piss on Capnthog's tire at the WMS golf course. Long story short, I married into the family.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cooter on August 29, 2011, 08:11:21 PM
Richard actually hooked me up with a pair of box seats on about the 30 in F'ville.  Damn good seats.  He told me I was an alcoholic, like I didn't already know that.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on August 29, 2011, 08:31:41 PM
Richard's good people.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PigHair on August 29, 2011, 08:48:45 PM
I've actually discovered a former neighbor that posts on the woopussy by some of the things that he posted.  He's a lawyer, go figure.  I'm thinking the attorney to non-attorney ratio on the woopussy must be about 3:1.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on August 29, 2011, 09:25:05 PM
I'm thinking the attorney to non-attorney ratio on the woopussy must be about 3:1.

only slightly larger ratio than in the general population.
 :abe:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hogustus on August 30, 2011, 11:39:29 AM
only slightly larger ratio than in the general population.
 :abe:

At the Varner unit?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Pigproquo on August 30, 2011, 11:58:36 AM
I was in a deposition years ago with LRHogfan and asked her at a break if she was who I thought she was.  Nervous laughter ensued.  Apparently woopiggers get nervous when recording equipment is in the room.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: RazorbackDad on August 30, 2011, 12:35:57 PM
I didn't really meet the guy, but I know he was a WooPigger because of his shirt.

It was kind of an awkard situation though.

You see, he was climbin in my windows and snatchin my people up. 
I had to hide the kids and hide the wife.

But he doesn't have to come and confess.
Because I'm lookin for him.
He can run and tell that, homeboy.

He left his fingerprints and all.
But I've got his t-shirt.

He was so dumb.
Really, really so dumb.
For real.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rick B. on August 30, 2011, 12:53:50 PM
Heh.  When did we meet for the first time Elvis?  2000??  Didn't you sit with me one game in Fayetteville with that guy who used to work for the U of Florida or something?

I met PorkPhat, assuming he still posts here, one year at WMS when he came running up to me shouting, "Are you Rick B??  Are you Rick B?"  I autographed his Woopig shirt.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 30, 2011, 01:09:36 PM
Heh.  When did we meet for the first time Elvis?  2000??  Didn't you sit with me one game in Fayetteville with that guy who used to work for the U of Florida or something?

I met PorkPhat, assuming he still posts here, one year at WMS when he came running up to me shouting, "Are you Rick B??  Are you Rick B?"  I autographed his Woopig shirt.
I met you at a tailgate in LR years ago...03 perhaps?   You invited me to show thinking I wouldn't...and yet I did.   I think that's also the first time I met Fuzzy.  Judas.

Then I think I saw you again at Disney World while standing in line for the rockin roller coaster...you kept screaming at me.  Imagine me having to explain to the people I was with wtf you were.



Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rob on August 30, 2011, 01:28:36 PM
I met you at a tailgate in LR years ago...03 perhaps?   You invited me to show thinking I wouldn't...and yet I did.   I think that's also the first time I met Fuzzy.  Judas.

Then I think I saw you again at Disney World while standing in line for the rockin roller coaster...you kept screaming at me.  Imagine me having to explain to the people I was with wtf you were.




Ran into your drunk ass on the golf course @ WMS in '07 I think. Was with Hogmart.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: USAFHawg on August 30, 2011, 03:22:47 PM
Heh.  When did we meet for the first time Elvis?  2000??  Didn't you sit with me one game in Fayetteville with that guy who used to work for the U of Florida or something?

I met PorkPhat, assuming he still posts here, one year at WMS when he came running up to me shouting, "Are you Rick B??  Are you Rick B?"  I autographed his Woopig shirt.

You got to meet me too. I consider you a RabidHogger though, not a Woopigger.  ;D  I think the first time we met was in Knoxville. My son and I always enjoyed the WebHogs tailgates.

I was enjoying your and Scott's (RIP) tailgate in Kentucky though when Elvis came up and introduced himself to me.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rick B. on August 30, 2011, 04:18:03 PM
You got to meet me too. I consider you a RabidHogger though, not a Woopigger.  ;D  I think the first time we met was in Knoxville. My son and I always enjoyed the WebHogs tailgates.

I was enjoying your and Scott's (RIP) tailgate in Kentucky though when Elvis came up and introduced himself to me.

Certainly true about me not being a woopigger, USAFHawg.  I do read this board all the time though.  Have since it's inception.  Steve and I have been friends for a long time.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 30, 2011, 04:24:49 PM
I once got drunk with Shotter and Tusks at On The Rocks after a game. Too bad they don't post here no mo :( 



Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on August 30, 2011, 04:26:36 PM
I once got drunk with Shotter and Tusks at On The Rocks after a game. Too bad they don't post here no mo :( 

good lord
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 30, 2011, 04:30:40 PM
good lord
That's what I said when you told me you were posting as Count Porkula :stunned:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on August 30, 2011, 04:40:17 PM
That's what I said when you told me you were posting as Count Porkula :stunned:

i think you were reading over my shoulder at my house is how you found out.   :2bird:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 30, 2011, 05:08:43 PM
i think you were reading over my shoulder at my house is how you found out.   :2bird:
Do you want me to throw you down a flight of stairs again? 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on August 30, 2011, 05:11:39 PM
Every Woopigger I've met either doesn't post any more or no longer has an account except for Elvis, BigDavis, and someone who still lurks so I won't embarrass him.  :-\ Plus I never really got to meet Big because it was at a lunch and we were at opposite ends of the table so we never really got to talk. Only one was a "discover" courtesy of me wearing a WP t-shirt; the rest were prearranged meets.  :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: copenhaWgen on August 30, 2011, 05:31:23 PM
What ever happened to the Friday afternoon drinking lunches?  Back in the day, it seemed like almost every Friday there were a group of woopiggas getting drunk somewhere in LR. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on August 30, 2011, 06:10:34 PM
Oh, were still drinking.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DCDM on August 30, 2011, 06:29:53 PM
I'm pretty sure I have not met anyone off of teh woopig. Who knows, I was pretty hammered every time I was at some function. Although RickB was driving my truck and hit wife hit me from behind with their car.. ahh good times
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cooter on August 30, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
Elvis, have you ever considered an application process for buying shirts?  Some might give woopig a bad name.   :gritscoon:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rob on August 30, 2011, 08:20:36 PM
I once got drunk with Shotter and Tusks at On The Rocks after a game. Too bad they don't post here no mo :( 




Sounds like a pig roast.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on August 30, 2011, 10:19:16 PM
Heh.  When did we meet for the first time Elvis?  2000??  Didn't you sit with me one game in Fayetteville with that guy who used to work for the U of Florida or something?

I met PorkPhat, assuming he still posts here, one year at WMS when he came running up to me shouting, "Are you Rick B??  Are you Rick B?"  I autographed his Woopig shirt.

Did sit with you at a game up there once. Don't remember the dude I was with. I just remember it was forking cold. I had a picture of you and your wife in the stands. Her face was almost completely covered up with a scarf.

Ha....found it. Nice hat. It would be a collectors item.

(http://woopig.net/images/ulm_rickb_dee.jpg)

We hung out before the seven overtime game at Ole Miss. My oldest daughter and I sat with Pigseye and he was wearing those freaky contacts. Connor kept asking when the game would be over. Tried to explain overtime to a seven year (or so) girl. Fail.

(http://woopig.net/images/olemiss_rickb.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogsrunwild on August 30, 2011, 10:35:12 PM
I need to get a woopig shirt so someone can see me at the TAMU game and think, 'there goes HRW, a legend if there ever was one'.  It might go something like that...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HoneyBakedPiglet on August 30, 2011, 10:56:55 PM
I was working at Vesuvio a couple months ago and there was a dude eating at the bar. He ended up hanging out with us the whole night and at one point I learned he was a lawyer. I asked if he'd heard of my brother's blog, Law and the Multiverse, since its gotten some accolades in lawyerly circles. He said he's seen it before then asked me if I did anything else on the internet. Said I read Woopig everyday, among other things. Turns out it was One Quarter from Woopig. Pretty cool dude.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on August 30, 2011, 11:27:49 PM
I'll see you fuckers in Nashville when we whoop Vanderbilts ass.

Ya'll come in wearing your shiny new Woopig.net ensemble so you can be identified.

I'lll come introduce mydrunkself.

Is this a haiku?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on August 31, 2011, 12:07:05 AM
I went to a Catfish Hole gathering last year for recruits (first and only one I've been to).  I was shocked at TulsaPerv's screaming and prancing around.  I was even more shocked that so many people encouraged him and got into it like that with him.  It was really strange. 

Later I realized who he was.   :sick:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on August 31, 2011, 10:29:03 AM
We should all meet some morning of a home game, get smashed, find the Nobville tailgate, frick all their wimmins, and then light the motherfucker on fire.  Woopig was here.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 31, 2011, 10:33:37 AM
We should all meet some morning of a home game, get smashed, find the Nobville tailgate, frick all their wimmins, and then light the motherfricker on fire.  Woopig was here.
I concur...expect for the part about fricking all their wimmins.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Mr A Ziffell on August 31, 2011, 10:44:24 AM
We should all meet some morning of a home game, get smashed, find the Nobville tailgate, frick all their wimmins, and then light the motherfricker on fire.  Woopig was here.

We always do...Did you miss the notices?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on August 31, 2011, 10:47:27 AM
We should all meet some morning of a home game, get smashed, find the Nobville tailgate, frick all their wimmins, and then light the motherfucker on fire.  Woopig was here.
I've walked by the hogville tailgate before, I think you'll be disappointed. There was one small tent, a few guys, and no wimmins.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: piggus diccus on August 31, 2011, 10:57:59 AM
I've walked by the nobvillehomeofthedregsandsimpletons tailgate before, I think you'll be disappointed. There was one small tent, a few guys, and no wimmins.
They're all wimmins.  some just have penises.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 31, 2011, 11:03:28 AM
for those that care, the hogville tailgate is over in lot 46.  It's eaten up with tards and fat women.  I wonder if Hiphog and Ruthie will be serving martini's?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on August 31, 2011, 11:05:19 AM
for those that care, the hogville tailgate is over in lot 46.  It's eaten up with tards and fat women.  I wonder if Hiphog and Ruthie will be serving martini's?
When I saw it it was on the lawn of Bud Walton, just off Razorback Rd.

I actually took a picture with my phone as I walked by because it was sad how small it was but then I quit caring and deleted it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 31, 2011, 11:08:18 AM
When I saw it it was on the lawn of Bud Walton, just off Razorback Rd.

I actually took a picture with my phone as I walked by because it was sad how small it was but then I quit caring and deleted it.
They've already started recruiting for their shitty tailgate
http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=419653.0 (http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=419653.0)

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on August 31, 2011, 11:11:15 AM
I'm missing the opener, but I'll be tailgating early with the animals next week... in woopig shirt, possibly camo one if I can find it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Mr A Ziffell on August 31, 2011, 11:11:44 AM
Someone on here has that great video of Hoophog playing football at a hogville tailgate....

Just can't believe a Woopigger would make fun of that guy....
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on August 31, 2011, 11:13:40 AM
I've seen Tulsafag power-walking down 15th street a few times.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DirkPiggler on August 31, 2011, 11:16:59 AM
We should all meet some morning of a home game, get smashed, find the Nobville tailgate, frick all their wimmins, and then light the motherfucker on fire.  Woopig was here.

I'm out on the fucking.

Have you missed the pictures of Douglas' wife?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 31, 2011, 11:17:45 AM
I've seen Tulsafag power-walking down 15th street a few times.
I saw him walking past our tailgate a few years back walking up Razorback Rd...in jorts.  
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on August 31, 2011, 11:54:57 AM
In hindsight, it was really fucking stupid of me to think there might be wimmins at a Nobville tailgate.  I just wasn't using my head.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Raoul on August 31, 2011, 12:24:59 PM
I saw Joebob at a Haunted House in Berryville once. Woopig shirt spotted and I had to find out who he was. Should have know since he had 4 smoking hot wimmenz, two under each arm.
I sold NBA Live 2005 to Rage or Phat Hawg in Springdale once. Can't remember which one it was. Cool guy none the less.
I've drank a lot of beer and played softball with Elvis, BvC, Cotte, Guinnesshog, Ziffell, DirkPiggler, Merle Hoggard, Drod, Lashog, Hobo, Karl O, RPL, Travelhog and probably some more I may have forgotten. We were undefeated in 3 seasons at Shit Talking. Never started it, always finished it.
I've met several woopiggers at the Treefort, but I'm usually too wasted to remember who I met. I remember Hurtt passed out on the ground once and another time he was coherent and well buzzed. JIP is always a riot as well.
Hogleg, a once a month poster, but has lurked for years, was best man at my Wedding.
I met up with JBird and his wife to see Hayes Carll at the White Water Tavern.
I shot the shit with Pee at Ryan Adams and the Cardinals in Memphis.
I've seen Drive-By Truckers and/or the Gourds with 2LiveJew, Hungus and Dixiecupdrinker.

If those guys mentioned are a good sample of what the average woopig poster is, we are doomed in the future, but we'll be laughing our asses off along the way.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Phat_Hawg on August 31, 2011, 12:32:31 PM
I sold NBA Live 2005 to Rage or Phat Hawg in Springdale once. Can't remember which one it was. Cool guy none the less.


The "cool guy" part should be all you need to know it wasn't me.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 31, 2011, 12:46:08 PM
I MISS PORKPHAT.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on August 31, 2011, 12:50:25 PM
I MISS PORKPHAT.
He doesn't miss you. At all.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 31, 2011, 12:53:16 PM
He doesn't miss you. At all.
I miss your deer chili. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BigDavis on August 31, 2011, 12:53:46 PM
He doesn't miss you. At all.

Where is that asshole these days?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 31, 2011, 01:01:01 PM
Where is that asshole these days?
didn't he split about the time Razorgasm started his stupid board.  That was about the time all the oldies got upset w/ Elvis when he tried to sell the board and a bunch of them left.  I miss Jar Jar too. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: One Quarter on August 31, 2011, 01:03:38 PM
...it was One Quarter from Woopig. Pretty cool dude.

Likewise.  I had to stay at the GS last week and thought I saw you walking across Merrill Street with that wired-up guy.  The front desk wouldn't let me into Vesuvio for dinner because of some private party, though.  Catch y'all next time.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on August 31, 2011, 01:04:57 PM
I live in Missouri about 30 miles from the state line (Branson area). I see a lot of Razorback fans here and there, and I always wonder if any of them are a woopiggers. Probably not considering most WP's are NW/Central Arkansawyers, and most Hog fans around here "love" the Hogs, but still "like" Mizzou.

This includes two of my brother-in-laws, but they'd be lurkers--neithers' bulb reaches 100w.

FYI - Not sure if this reads correctly, I'm working from home today and have had twelven beers...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ERO-5w8dMUM/TQIwo40rFlI/AAAAAAAALCM/y5BHQM0_YZo/s1600/BOULEVARD-THE-SIXTH-GLASS.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HarrisonHog on August 31, 2011, 01:14:55 PM
I used to see Skip at Harrison football games, that was back when his kid was the best player ever at Harrison. He was one of those guys that stood on the sidelines right behind the bench and tried to talk to his kid during the game. I never said anything to him, just knew who he was. That may have been back in the Pigpen days.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on August 31, 2011, 01:22:23 PM
I used to see Skip at Harrison football games, that was back when his kid was the best player ever at Harrison. He was one of those guys that stood on the sidelines right behind the bench and tried to talk to his kid during the game. I never said anything to him, just knew who he was. That may have been back in the Pigpen days.

I grew up in Harrison. Lived out by Hopewell Church, went to Bergman until 6th grade. Then went to Ozark, Mo.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on August 31, 2011, 01:31:12 PM
Reppin the 72601.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on August 31, 2011, 01:38:18 PM
I used to see Skip at Harrison football games, that was back when his kid was the best player ever at Harrison. He was one of those guys that stood on the sidelines right behind the bench and tried to talk to his kid during the game. I never said anything to him, just knew who he was. That may have been back in the Pigpen days.
you mean the same son he got so pissed off about because he allegedly turned down a scholarship to Texas A&M to play for the Hogs, but then they never offered him a scholarship? 


I hate skip and his three legged dog Rosie.  He threatened me multiple times and most of the people on here. 
(http://woopig.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=26985.0;attach=34405;image)

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Law_Hawg on August 31, 2011, 01:45:28 PM
I was working at Vesuvio a couple months ago and there was a dude eating at the bar. He ended up hanging out with us the whole night and at one point I learned he was a lawyer. I asked if he'd heard of my brother's blog, Law and the Multiverse, since its gotten some accolades in lawyerly circles. He said he's seen it before then asked me if I did anything else on the internet. Said I read Woopig everyday, among other things. Turns out it was One Quarter from Woopig. Pretty cool dude.


Wait a minute.  One Quarter's a lawyer, too?

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on August 31, 2011, 01:46:48 PM
I used to see Skip at Harrison football games, that was back when his kid was the best player ever at Harrison. He was one of those guys that stood on the sidelines right behind the bench and tried to talk to his kid during the game. I never said anything to him, just knew who he was. That may have been back in the Pigpen days.

What year was this?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: One Quarter on August 31, 2011, 01:52:48 PM
Wait a minute.  One Quarter's a lawyer, too?

I am.  It's like 90% lawyers here.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Law_Hawg on August 31, 2011, 02:00:56 PM
I am.  It's like 90% lawyers here.


One of these days I'm going to make a concerted effort to figure out who all the Central Arkansas attorneys on here are.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rick_Schaeffer on August 31, 2011, 02:16:42 PM

One of these days I'm going to make a concerted effort to figure out who all the Central Arkansas attorneys on here are.




Notaslibro is Peter Miller. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on August 31, 2011, 02:17:39 PM
There's a fairly large medical contingent, as well.  I predict malpractice hell on the wOopigZ at some point in time.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: authorhawgerelli on August 31, 2011, 02:47:37 PM

Notaslibro is Peter Miller. 
Strangely enough, he is actually Peter North, or that's what he says.  He says he's done some adult video work.  I wouldn't know much about that.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: clintcommander on August 31, 2011, 03:52:28 PM
Reppin the 72601.

^^^ This
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Pee on August 31, 2011, 03:55:59 PM
I've played golf with CopenhaWgen before.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: slcHog on August 31, 2011, 04:17:10 PM
I've played golf with VillageHawg7 once or a hundred times.  We actually had to jump start a golf cart with my truck about 10-12 years ago.  That's a lot harder to do than one might think.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: piggus diccus on August 31, 2011, 04:19:22 PM
I'll play golf with phathawg on thursday if we can find a course that allows marshallese.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on August 31, 2011, 05:00:40 PM
I lived next door to Hogslobber in Reid Hall in 1980.  I did not know he was a woopigger.

I bought a canoe from Raoul.  After adding skid plates and web seats, it's my go to tandem.

I met a bunch of folks at the treefort a few years ago.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Old P. Hartt on August 31, 2011, 05:11:10 PM
I've almost known Joe Swine for close to 40 years but we've never met. JDHog & I rolled 4 one afternoon. And I think Notaslibro & I probably share dead ancestry.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: copenhaWgen on August 31, 2011, 05:14:27 PM
I've almost known Joe Swine for close to 40 years but we've never met. JDHog & I rolled 4 one afternoon. And I think Notaslibro & I probably share dead ancestry.

4???

That must have been Delaplaine Ditch Weed amirite?

No way it was Pineapple Express.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on August 31, 2011, 07:11:44 PM
I've almost known Joe Swine for close to 40 years but we've never met. JDHog & I rolled 4 one afternoon. And I think Notaslibro & I probably share dead ancestry.

We almost met one day on Patmos road, but I ran my 10 speed in the ditch.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bogey7 on August 31, 2011, 07:15:06 PM
Met a woopigger whose name I can't remember at the aTm game a couple years ago.  It wasn't long after that, I fell up the stairs & chipped a tooth
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on August 31, 2011, 07:46:20 PM
Did sit with you at a game up there once. Don't remember the dude I was with. I just remember it was forking cold. I had a picture of you and your wife in the stands. Her face was almost completely covered up with a scarf.

Ha....found it. Nice hat. It would be a collectors item.

(http://woopig.net/images/ulm_rickb_dee.jpg)

We hung out before the seven overtime game at Ole Miss. My oldest daughter and I sat with Pigseye and he was wearing those freaky contacts. Connor kept asking when the game would be over. Tried to explain overtime to a seven year (or so) girl. Fail.

(http://woopig.net/images/olemiss_rickb.jpg)
I didn't know there were any blonde Muslim wimmen.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on August 31, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
Reppin the 72601.

More Harrison connections on this page of the thread than i have ever seen on teh woopig. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on August 31, 2011, 07:58:06 PM
Was supposed to meet Elvis on the banks of the Saline River once upon a time but it didn't happen. Broke Tacos with him later.
Met an unknown woopigga at Macadoodles a few years ago while coming in from MN. Had a white we don't give a frick shirt on. I told him my screen name and he walked away. Young, short, fat, blonde haired.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on August 31, 2011, 08:38:37 PM
for those that care, the nobvillehomeofthedregsandsimpletons tailgate is over in lot 46.  It's eaten up with tards and fat women.  I wonder if Hiphog and Ruthie will be serving martini's?
the FUCK?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WPFM on August 31, 2011, 08:40:57 PM
I grew up in Harrison. Lived out by Hopewell Church, went to Bergman until 6th grade.

I've walked across the swinging bridge in Zinc.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on August 31, 2011, 08:54:14 PM
for those that care, the nobvillehomeofthedregsandsimpletons tailgate is over in lot 46.  It's eaten up with tards and fat women.  I wonder if Hiphog and roofies will be serving martini's?

Fixd
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on August 31, 2011, 09:33:07 PM
Fixd
et tu brute?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on August 31, 2011, 10:29:22 PM
More Harrison connections on this page of the thread than i have ever seen on teh woopig. 

one more and an ole miss game might break out.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on August 31, 2011, 10:31:12 PM
And I think Notaslibro & I probably share dead ancestry.

It's a special Harmony.           :hollah:


We almost met one day on Patmos road, but I ran my 10 speed in the ditch.

First Patmos Road reference on Woopig?

More Harrison connections on this page of the thread than i have ever seen on teh woopig. 

What have we learned today?  Woopig is overrun with racist lawyers from NW Arkansas.

Fixd

 :maundoed:

Quality.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: clintcommander on August 31, 2011, 10:35:40 PM
More Harrison connections on this page of the thread than i have ever seen on teh woopig. 

Crap someone turned the lights on!

*skitter, skitter, skitter*
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on August 31, 2011, 11:46:12 PM
First Patmos Road reference on Woopig?

Count me interested.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on August 31, 2011, 11:47:15 PM
Was supposed to meet Elvis on the banks of the Saline River once upon a time but it didn't happen. Broke Tacos with him later.
Met an unknown woopigga at Macadoodles a few years ago while coming in from MN. Had a white we don't give a frick shirt on. I told him my screen name and he walked away. Young, short, fat, blonde haired.
Dorkula?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on September 01, 2011, 08:41:24 AM
Dorkula?

I don't have blonde hair.  or any hair for that matter.   :'(
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on September 01, 2011, 08:47:28 AM
the frick?

sorry I meant HoopHog oops
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on September 01, 2011, 08:59:45 AM
I don't have blonde hair.  or any hair for that matter.   :'(
I wouldn't say that...a few years back you had a slight blonde comb over.  You also used to sport a porn stache.   :stunned:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Old P. Hartt on September 01, 2011, 10:34:27 AM
Count me interested.
You need to tell us what all you've seen on Patmos road and when you saw it before we discuss this further.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 01, 2011, 12:19:10 PM
You need to tell us what all you've seen on Patmos road and when you saw it before we discuss this further.
Goats... one of which was hit by this back roads motherfucker and cooked up on the grill at his shack in the middle of a bunch of chicken houses.

In all reality, there's been a lot of weird shit on that road over the years. Model dinosaurs, llamas, you name it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Son_of_Spam on September 01, 2011, 02:11:08 PM
I refuse to admit that I know or have met any of you....and you know who you are. Except Cerdo, with whom I shared beer with at an Ole Miss game.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on September 01, 2011, 02:34:45 PM
I refuse to admit that I know or have met any of you....and you know who you are. Except Cerdo, with whom I shared beer with at an Ole Miss game.

Damn this threads brought out some old timers.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: libertyhog on September 01, 2011, 02:47:16 PM
Damn this threads brought out some old timers.


Hehe.  No kidding. 

I noticed that Son of Spam is a fan of Yo-gabba-gabba also. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Son_of_Spam on September 01, 2011, 03:08:30 PM
Yeah...I'm e-bays illiterate.  ???
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: goporkyourself on September 01, 2011, 03:08:51 PM
hurtt and i used to dominate the high school quiz bowl scene. no homo.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on September 01, 2011, 03:12:30 PM
I refuse to admit that I know or have met any of you....and you know who you are. Except Cerdo, with whom I shared beer with at an Ole Miss game.

Oh sure, YOu're welcome for the tickets.  ;)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BigDavis on September 01, 2011, 03:21:56 PM
I refuse to admit that I know or have met any of you....and you know who you are. Except Cerdo, with whom I shared beer with at an Ole Miss game.

Thanks for the ride that day it was raining and we parked way the fuck down at the Miller distribution place.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Son_of_Spam on September 01, 2011, 03:51:44 PM
Thanks for the ride that day it was raining and we parked way the frick down at the Miller distribution place.  :thumbup:
No problem....and I see that your future Razorback is getting bigger...very cute kid.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 01, 2011, 03:53:15 PM
I refuse to admit that I know or have met any of you....and you know who you are. Except Cerdo, with whom I shared beer with at an Ole Miss game.
You are my boy Blue.  I was a thirsty Woopigger wandering around the grove 'cause this LOL Miss motherfricker wasn't at his tailgate getting the shit ready - I suppose he had more candelabras to polish or something but damn dude, it was like 10 am and well past time to get the drank on. 

"Hey Woopig" says this guy in a Southern drawl, already half hammered I'm sure.  "I'm Son of Spam and this here's Fuzzy".  He's in a tent with a shitload of people.  He gave me beer for me.  He gave me beer to take to two other frickers further up the Grove waiting on this LOL Miss fricker in his loafers. 

You're a Real Woopigger, my friend. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Turd F. on September 01, 2011, 04:06:32 PM
Das Uberschwein and I are friends from when I last lived in Fayetteville, but neither of us knew the other was on WP at the time. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on September 01, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
You are my boy Blue.  I was a thirsty Woopigger wandering around the grove 'cause this LOL Miss motherfricker wasn't at his tailgate getting the aMm ready - I suppose he had more candelabras to polish or something but damn dude, it was like 10 am and well past time to get the drank on. 

"Hey Woopig" says this guy in a Southern drawl, already half hammered I'm sure.  "I'm Son of Spam and this here's Fuzzy".   He's in a tent with a shitload of people.  He gave me beer for me.  He gave me beer to take to two other frickers further up the Grove waiting on this LOL Miss fricker in his loafers. 

You're a Real Woopigger, my friend. 
Oh It's time to admit that jet fuel can't melt steel beams,...Fuzzy. The first time I met Fuzzy was after a game...he was recalling the time he gave a ride to some asian lady on his motorcycle who had the clap.  Fuzzy doesn't drink...but you wouldn't know it by some of the things that come out of his mouth.  He's a riot.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 01, 2011, 04:53:08 PM
I like everybody who tailgates and enjoys a good football game.  Tailgaters are good people because they enjoy that part of life.  I always try to explain tailgating to idiots who won't participate (ewwwwwww, I don't like football) by trying to describe how it is that you can go to a giant block party, 1000 times bigger than any block party you ever went to in your neighborhood and everyone is walking around in a good mood....... women are dressed up..... food is grilling everywhere.......

I would truly suggest to any of you folks who haven't wandered up the mountain in years to buy a ticket to some conference game this year and drive up to Fayetteville and tailgate. 

Park at Deb's Parking or one of the Leverett school spots (get there early) and bring your small grill and a cooler of beer and just come participate.  Damn it's fun.  It's the highlight of my year these days.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hamdicapper on September 01, 2011, 05:17:34 PM
It's the highlight of my year these days.



We have got to get you out more.  ;)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 01, 2011, 05:38:25 PM
Well, up until Crystal Bridges opens up. 

Do you suppose they would have a problem with me tailgating out there that morning in my van?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hamdicapper on September 01, 2011, 05:41:04 PM
Well, up until Crystal Bridges opens up. 

Do you suppose they would have a problem with me tailgating out there that morning in my van?

I can't see why not.  Since Bentonville is the up and coming place to be with things to do galore.  Bentonville is where it is at.


 :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BigDavis on September 01, 2011, 05:41:30 PM
No problem....and I see that your future Razorback is getting bigger...very cute kid.

You must have me confused with BvC. No kids here.


Edited.

- cotte
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on September 01, 2011, 08:55:56 PM
I refuse to admit that I know or have met any of you....and you know who you are. Except Cerdo, with whom I shared beer with at an Ole Miss game.

The way I remember it, I bodyguarded you into the stadium that day.  Some guy yelled out "Go Fuck Yourself", and I did a somersault into a neck crank, an with their last breath they said they were The Tiger Cowboy.  Or Stephen Colboar.  Or someone who makes a lot of jokes.  One of them.  JoeBob was busy making love to that Fox News Guy's toupee.  Yeah, it's a rug, but JoeBob really likes french women and 70's porn.

I was drunk.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: big_pig on September 01, 2011, 09:15:08 PM
Das Uberschwein and I are friends from when I last lived in Fayetteville, but neither of us knew the other was on WP at the time. 

(http://s11.lucyphotos.com/images/orig/s/c/scouq3qnt23zquqs.jpg)

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on September 01, 2011, 09:31:13 PM
You must have me confused with BvC. No kids here.


Edited.

- cotte

I was thinking DeArrius or Peyton.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Too Big Pig on September 01, 2011, 10:16:34 PM
I keep on waiting to discover one somewhere out in public or talking to someone.

But for me it's been more for me figuring out people on here I knew from high school or somewhere else based on things they've posted.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BigDavis on September 01, 2011, 10:27:41 PM
The way I remember it, I bodyguarded you into the stadium that day.  Some guy yelled out "Go frick Yourself", and I did a somersault into a neck crank, an with their last breath they said they were The Tiger Cowboy.  Or Stephen Colboar.  Or someone who makes a lot of jokes.  One of them.  JoeBob was busy making love to that Fox News Guy's toupee.  Yeah, it's a rug, but JoeBob really likes french women and 70's porn.

I was drunk.

2LiveJew
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on September 01, 2011, 10:29:38 PM
does it count if Rage actively sought me out?

He happened to be with Shotter, but nonetheless wanted to find me. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ups_hog on September 01, 2011, 10:42:34 PM
I met 2LiveJew at a Boland show at the Rev Room the night after a Little Rock game.  Pretty sure it was Labor Day weekend a few years ago.  I was drunk, but he was fucked up like a lab rat.  Later that night he tried to steal our cab. 

APhiOHog and I have hung out a few times up here in St. Louis.  The first time we met my mother in law was in town, and she now likes to tell the story of how she watched a Hogs game with me and "one of my friends from the internet."  We might actually rendezvous for the game this weekend.

I keep thinking Jar will invite me over for freshly baked cookies, but I guess he's still practicing.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on September 01, 2011, 11:37:20 PM
A Woopigger poured your gin and tonic.

A Woopigger waved you through the accident.

A Woopiger read the motion your Woopiger sent to the other guy's Woopigger.

A Woopiger plays with your child.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on September 02, 2011, 12:54:08 AM
A Woopigger poured your gin and tonic.

A Woopigger waved you through the accident.

A Woopiger read the motion your Woopiger sent to the other guy's Woopigger.

A Woopiger plays with your child.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWVxI6XZAuE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWVxI6XZAuE)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VillageHawg7 on September 02, 2011, 12:57:52 AM
I've played golf with VillageHawg7 once or a hundred times.  We actually had to jump start a golf cart with my truck about 10-12 years ago.  That's a lot harder to do than one might think.

One of the greatest accomplishments of our time. slcHog owned a full beard at the age of 13.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: big_pig on September 02, 2011, 01:14:00 AM
(http://s11.lucyphotos.com/images/orig/s/c/scouq3qnt23zquqs.jpg)



This went unnoticed.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on September 02, 2011, 01:37:44 AM

This went unnoticed.

This did not go unnoticed.  
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hoggadore on September 02, 2011, 08:58:07 AM

A Woopiger plays with your child.

Hiphog?  :-\
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Mr A Ziffell on September 02, 2011, 09:12:20 AM
I was at a softball game once, this guy comes up to me & ask if he can bum a cigarette...

He seemed like a nice enough guy, so I gave him one...Then he ask if he could have a light...So I gave him one...

This went on for like 3 years...

I'll save the beer stories for another time.....

I think he still hangs out here sometimes...Hint:Elvis
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Law_Hawg on September 02, 2011, 10:58:42 AM
You must have me confused with BvC. No kids here.


Edited.

- cotte


He may know something that you don't.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on September 02, 2011, 08:27:54 PM
Hiphog?  :-\
:bird:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Filthy_McSwine on September 02, 2011, 10:47:01 PM
Shirts are a common way it happens. I was at Alltel when the Hogs came to town a few years ago. Saw a dude with a shirt and asked him where he got it. He said the message board he visited. I told him that I knew...that I was just messing with him. Then told him that I most likely shipped him that shirt. He figured out who I was...he was RazorRichard. I think he went to Nobville a while back.

I wore a Woopig shirt to Alltel for one of the basketball games years ago.  You came up to me and introduced yourself and asked my screen name.  Your reaction wasn't exactly  :stunned: but it wasn't far from it.

Since I'm more of an older, seasoned type of poster (ie, old fucker), maybe it was disconnect of sorts, and not the result of some stupid, inane shit I posted.  Yeah, that's it. 



Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hamdicapper on September 03, 2011, 10:48:18 AM
I broke bread with quite a few yesterday for lunch.  Always good company.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bogey7 on September 03, 2011, 11:36:43 AM
Found out about the woopigs from TravelHog.  I have known him for bout 20 years or so.  He is good people.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on September 03, 2011, 12:08:00 PM
Found out about the woopigs from TravelHog.  I have known him for bout 20 years or so.  He is good people.

No he's not.  8-)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bogey7 on September 03, 2011, 12:09:22 PM
No he's not.  8-)

Damn!  One little white lie, and I get called out on it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on September 05, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
No he's not.  8-)

Next time I'm up for a softball game, no beer for you!  :nono:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 05, 2011, 09:23:02 PM
Found out about the woopigs from TravelHog.  I have known him for bout 20 years or so.  He is good people.

don't tell me there is MORE Barton/ Rondo/Lexa/Polar Grove plainwhitetrash here......
At first I thought I was alone, then I discovered TH, then found out Papermill is from the 870 also...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bogey7 on September 05, 2011, 09:26:17 PM
don't tell me there is MORE Barton/ Rondo/Lexa/Polar Grove plainwhitetrash here......
At first I thought I was alone, then I discovered TH, then found out Papermill is from the 870 also...

Born in Phillips County but lived mostly around Marion & West Memphis.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on September 05, 2011, 10:23:57 PM
don't tell me there is MORE Barton/ Rondo/Lexa/Polar Grove plainwhitetrash here......
At first I thought I was alone, then I discovered TH, then found out Papermill is from the 870 also...

There's more of us from PC on here than you think.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on September 05, 2011, 10:30:45 PM
Next time I'm up for a softball game, no beer for you!  :nono:

I take it back.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 10, 2011, 09:17:50 AM
Currently tailgaiting with two lurkers.

13th fairway represent!!! Bissshesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 10, 2011, 09:55:44 AM
As another tailgater who likes to get out there early and get it on, I salute you.   Leer at one decent looking woman in a strapless top today on my behalf.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on September 10, 2011, 10:11:50 AM
As another tailgater who likes to get out there early and get it on, I salute you.   Leer at one decent looking woman in a strapless top today on my behalf.

Leer at one for Cerdo.  Leer at a different one for me.  Leer at yet another for America.  Leer for freedom.  Freedom, baby.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 10, 2011, 10:49:35 AM
Currently leering at a whole gaggle of fatbottom girls, and a couple of hotties.  I will google them alltpday, For Cerdo, For Notas, for the Hogs, and for AMERICA!!!!!!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 10, 2011, 10:52:45 AM
Don't be afraid to up the ante, all of you WMS animals, and shoot up some pictures in one of these threads of the fatbottom girls and the hotties. 

I'll take ambiance. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on September 10, 2011, 11:00:29 AM
shoot up some pictures in one of these threads of the fatbottom girls and the hotties. 


This.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on September 10, 2011, 11:08:34 AM
Don't be afraid to up the ante, all of you WMS animals, and shoot up some pictures in one of these threads of the fatbottom girls and the hotties. 

I'll take ambiance. 

Absolutely.

And folks, don't forget that you're on national Teevees tonight.  You all need to get properly drunked up for the camera.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on September 10, 2011, 11:10:58 AM
:bird:

You had to know that was coming.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: gambler on September 10, 2011, 11:19:51 AM
Leer at one decent looking woman in a strapless top today on my behalf.
Bonus points if she's wearing cowboy boots.


Absolutely.

And folks, don't forget that you're on national Teevees tonight.  You all need to get properly drunked up for the camera.   :thumbup:
Make us proud.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 10, 2011, 11:45:44 AM
Bonus points if she's wearing cowboy boots.

I love Southern women. 

I love them.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on September 10, 2011, 12:09:25 PM
Post 'em in the game thread.......as well as your drunk ramblings...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cooter on September 10, 2011, 11:03:27 PM
Tonight there was a young'en of about 6 or 7 wearing a woopig polo.  His grandpa was with him explaining the entire game to him and that boy was asking some intelligent questions.  I didn't take pictures because I don't take pictures of kids and certainly wouldn't post them but he's going to be a sharp woopigger.


Oh yea, and I had to look at THIS shit all during the game:

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ups_hog on September 10, 2011, 11:44:47 PM
1. There are Woopig polo shirts?

2. Eww.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cooter on September 11, 2011, 12:08:46 AM
1. There are Woopig polo shirts?

2. Eww.

I thought the same thing and it was a pretty sweet polo.  Maybe I'm wrong but it had the woopig on top, but sooie on the bottom.  I can't remember if they have that or not.  It was enough I looked a couple of times but didn't want gramps thinking I was a weirdo.

Why do fat girls roll their shirts up for you to look at the combination butt/back fat?  Oh, and what the hell is with wearing cowboy boots up to your knees and shorts up to your cooch?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on September 11, 2011, 12:58:20 AM
1. There are Woopig polo shirts?


Nope. Not yet anyway.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Simple_Existence on September 11, 2011, 12:59:16 AM
The topic came up in the admin forum and there have been some interesting posts...so I thought I'd start it out here.

You ever discover a Woopig poster?

Here's an example:
A dude at the liquor store where I go...he and I always talk Razorbacks when he's working. One day he asked me if I read any of the boards and I said Woopig. He said he also read...but never posted. He asked what I posted as. So now we talk about what's on the board when I go in.

Happen to anyone else?

I'm not reading any post after this.

This  has to be the most gay starting post I have ever seen by an admin.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boondock Hogs on September 11, 2011, 01:47:07 AM
I'm not reading any post after this.

This  has to be the most gay starting post I have ever seen by an admin.
Chop?  Is that you?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on September 11, 2011, 02:04:45 AM
I'm not reading any post after this.

This  has to be the most gay starting post I have ever seen by an admin.

You like hot tubs?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on September 11, 2011, 10:36:57 AM
I'm not reading any post after this.

This  has to be the most gay starting post I have ever seen by an admin.

Let's see if I can find the gay part?

Talking Razorbacks with the guy at the liquor store? Nope.
Him asking me if I read any of the boards? If that's gay then we're all turd burglars.
Me admitting that I do? See just above.
Him asking me who I post as and answering? Nope.
Wondering if anyone else had been in a similar situation? Don't think so.

And then came a bunch of responses of people that HAD been in the same situation.

So the problem must be that nobody ever talks to you...and that makes you sad.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 11, 2011, 11:01:58 AM
I wore my woopig shirt to the game yesterday and only saw one other Woopig shirt, and it was JDHog who just happened to pull into our fairway on the golf course and tailgated about 10 cars down from us. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on September 11, 2011, 12:50:49 PM
I wore my woopig shirt to the game yesterday and only saw one other Woopig shirt, and it was JDHog who just happened to pull into our fairway on the golf course and tailgated about 10 cars down from us. 

I have a similar story.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on September 11, 2011, 09:08:22 PM
I have a similar story.
do tell
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on September 11, 2011, 09:13:35 PM
do tell
 

Well it starts with a darkly colored van and an offer of candy...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 11, 2011, 10:53:19 PM
I have a similar story.

I walked ALLLLL OVER THAT GOTDAMNED golf course twice yesterday, and around the stadium.  never saw one woopiggler.  I did see who i thought was the tulseperv.  i then walked up to the fiftyish man in a stylish jersey-and-jorts ensemble and said to him..."fuck off faaggort"

if this was someone else other than that fag, well...they can fuck off too.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HoneyBakedPiglet on September 11, 2011, 11:13:46 PM
I walked ALLLLL OVER THAT GOTDAMNED golf course twice yesterday, and around the stadium.  never saw one woopiggler.  I did see who i thought was the tulseperv.  i then walked up to the fiftyish man in a stylish jersey-and-jorts ensemble and said to him..."frick off faaggort"

if this was someone else other than that turd rancher, well...they can frick off too.

If it makes you feel better, I didnt see anyone wear a woopig shirt and no one told me to go fuck myself. It was a little disappointing.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on September 12, 2011, 08:14:02 AM
do tell

I wore my woopig shirt to the game yesterday and only saw one other Woopig shirt, and it was JDHog VerotiK who just happened to pull into our be on the fairway I pulled onto on the golf course and tailgated about 10 cars down from us.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on September 12, 2011, 09:24:47 AM
I walked ALLLLL OVER THAT GOTDAMNED golf course twice yesterday, and around the stadium.  never saw one woopiggler.  I did see who i thought was the tulseperv.  i then walked up to the fiftyish man in a stylish jersey-and-jorts ensemble and said to him..."frick off faaggort"

if this was someone else other than that turd rancher, well...they can frick off too.

Thanks. Now I have coffee all over my business papers.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on September 12, 2011, 09:38:03 AM
Which one of you is this?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: porksamich on September 12, 2011, 10:19:21 AM
I was wondering around the golf course trying to find some friends when I noticed my first woopigga. I say, "Nice shirt." He says, "Thanks, I got it at a yard sale." To which I reply, "I'm sure you did." and kept walking as I was on a mission.





Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on September 12, 2011, 10:29:27 AM
I was wondering around the golf course trying to find some friends when I noticed my first woopigga. I say, "Nice shirt." He says, "Thanks, I got it at a yard sale." To which I reply, "I'm sure you did." and kept walking as I was on a mission.







Was he a handsome man?  About 6'2"?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: porksamich on September 12, 2011, 10:43:38 AM
Was he a handsome man?  About 6'2"?

6'2"? That's about right.

Handsome? Nope, ugly as sin  :D

Must not have been you
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 12, 2011, 11:44:25 AM
Was on the 18 fairway most of the time... never heard one thing about the shirt. Got a comment on it later at the bar, but not at the game.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on September 12, 2011, 01:18:43 PM
6'2"? That's about right.

Handsome? Nope, ugly as sin  :D

Must not have been you

We need names on our shirts. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on September 12, 2011, 03:36:44 PM
We need names on our shirts. 

Dibbs on B Cummins.   :hollah:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 12, 2011, 03:38:57 PM
We need names on our shirts. 

I cant think of several people who wouldnt want that.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on September 12, 2011, 03:42:12 PM
I cant think of several people who wouldnt want that.

So you agree?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: piggus diccus on September 12, 2011, 03:50:58 PM
So you agree?
I don't think it sounds like he doesn't not disagree.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on September 12, 2011, 04:16:09 PM
I wore my woopig shirt to the game yesterday and only saw one other Woopig shirt, and it was JDHog VerotiK who just happened to pull into our be on the fairway I pulled onto on the golf course and tailgated about 10 cars down from us.
thanks i was wondering if your view of the encounter would be the same as his. I guess it was
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on September 12, 2011, 04:20:50 PM
thanks i was wondering if your view of the encounter would be the same as his. I guess it was

He yelled out my name and nearly made me rearend the hatchback in front of me.

I also left out the part about my old lady riding my ass about finding a shady place to park.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 12, 2011, 04:42:33 PM
I probably shouldn't have screamed your name when you were about 8 ft from me as loud as i could with your window down; while you were following someone; with your wife nagging you.  But i'd downed about 4 Diamond Bears in 45 minutes and i was already feeling frisky.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Pigproquo on September 12, 2011, 05:13:19 PM
HIM was tailgating 3 cars down from me in LR this week.  I didn't introduce myself.  Pissed on his car tire.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: copenhaWgen on September 12, 2011, 05:23:29 PM
HIM was tailgating 3 cars down from me in LR this week.  I didn't introduce myself.  Pissed on his car tire.

You should've pissed on his door handles. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hog Leg on September 12, 2011, 05:29:06 PM
HIM was tailgating 3 cars down from me in LR this week.  I didn't introduce myself.  Pissed on his car tire.

Never pass up a chance to stank-palm a dipshit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVVjpVZP8I&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL51B663532102C207 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfVVjpVZP8I&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL51B663532102C207)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on September 12, 2011, 05:29:09 PM
Or just waited on him, and fucked him up ...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: porksamich on September 12, 2011, 06:28:38 PM
I also noticed a woopig T shirt coming out of section 15. White t shirt and camo hat. You know who you are.

I would've yelled across the crowd but my head had succumbed to the festivities. Damn you Knob Creek!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 12, 2011, 07:30:47 PM
I also noticed a woopig T shirt coming out of section 15. White t shirt and camo hat. You know who you are.

I would've yelled across the crowd but my head had succumbed to the festivities. Damn you Knob Creek!

That would have been me.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cooter on September 12, 2011, 07:53:02 PM
HIM was tailgating 3 cars down from me in LR this week.  I didn't introduce myself.  Pissed on his car tire.

I didn't know they let flying rugs on the golf course.  Piss on HiM.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 18, 2011, 01:09:11 PM
Didnt see a single woopig shirt at the game last night other than me and WPFM.  Whats wrong with you fuckers.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 18, 2011, 01:11:29 PM
I was wearing mine.... under a pullover for the cold....under a poncho for the rain.....


That weather made tailgating tough.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Nukinhawg on September 18, 2011, 01:15:16 PM
Saw one last night going up stairs by Barnhill as I was goin down (the stairs).  Said hi in the "nice shirt" way and got a grunt in response.  That was pretty much the response I expected.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 18, 2011, 01:18:33 PM
The official dialog for noticing a woopig shirt should go in the following way:

1:  Hey man, nice shirt
2:  Thanks, i got it at a yard sale

I was waiting to bust that out all night, either that or get into a drunken fist fight over a shirt.  Neither one happened.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Fairweather Hog Fan on September 18, 2011, 01:38:16 PM
I wear mine all the time, but I guess we have no woopiggers at MLK and Wright Ave.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on September 18, 2011, 01:48:16 PM
The official dialog for noticing a woopig shirt should go in the following way:

1:  Hey man, nice shirt
2:  Thanks, i got it at a yard sale

I was waiting to bust that out all night, either that or get into a drunken fist fight over a shirt.  Neither one happened.

I have used this twice.

No fights.  Yet.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: jesus on September 18, 2011, 02:04:02 PM

I was wearing mine.... under a pullover for the cold....under a poncho for the rain.....


That weather made tailgating tough.



I was watching and You seemed to be handling the weather just fine. 
 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on September 18, 2011, 02:08:32 PM

I was watching and You seemed to be handling the weather just fine. 
 

(http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/taos_hum/jesuswatching.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 18, 2011, 02:08:59 PM
Miller Lite and affordable Whiskey.
I'm trying to complete the trifecta by finding a warm female body to snuggle up to.  
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tanny Bogus on September 18, 2011, 02:19:46 PM
I was wearing mine.... under a pullover for the cold....under a poncho for the rain.....


That weather made tailgating tough.
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

Saw a red woopig shirt on the upper east side. South end.  Was in the bathroom so I didnt initiate any conversation.  My shirt was under my jacket.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 18, 2011, 02:27:35 PM
My poncho was the cheapest money can buy - like one of those fold up garbage bag material ones you buy for your glove compartment.

Why do all of you folks who wear the Woopig gear have such a fear of talking to other Woopiggers you see in a shirt?  I'd rather talk to you people than the people I went to high school and stuff with.  If you ever see a magnificent looking man in a black Woopig shirt, come on up and say Hi..... and then give me a beer like Son of Spam did. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BEvERage on September 18, 2011, 02:32:27 PM
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

Saw a red woopig shirt on the upper east side. South end.  Was in the bathroom so I didnt initiate any conversation.  My shirt was under my jacket.
must of been the same guy that came down and sat by me in the first row of pig heaven in section 519
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: nobu on September 18, 2011, 02:51:11 PM
Was at a bar in chilis in the middle of nowheres mexico and the guy next to me was reading this forum. This was 3 years ago I think. He and I became good friends, well we had to, neither of us spoke spanish well at the time.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tanny Bogus on September 18, 2011, 02:56:32 PM
must of been the same guy that came down and sat by me in the first row of pig heaven in section 519
I was the guy in 518 sitting next to the guy in the full body neon yellow rain suit.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: big_pig on September 18, 2011, 03:35:02 PM
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

Saw a red woopig shirt on the upper east side. South end.  Was in the bathroom so I didnt initiate any conversation.  My shirt was under my jacket.


must of been the same guy that came down and sat by me in the first row of pig heaven in section 519


That was me. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BEvERage on September 18, 2011, 03:48:20 PM


That was me. 
i was the tall, old dude, sitting against the wall in the front row
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: big_pig on September 18, 2011, 03:50:46 PM
i was the tall, old dude, sitting against the wall in the front row

Yeah I was right behind you.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on September 18, 2011, 04:45:25 PM
I was wearing mine.... under a pullover for the cold....under a poncho for the rain.....


That weather made tailgating tough.

pussy.  has the 40+ inches of snow the last two years not taught you anything????  so disappointed.   :-\
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on September 18, 2011, 05:03:04 PM
My poncho was the cheapest money can buy - like one of those fold up garbage bag material ones you buy for your glove compartment.

Why do all of you folks who wear the Woopig gear have such a fear of talking to other Woopiggers you see in a shirt?  I'd rather talk to you people than the people I went to high school and stuff with.  If you ever see a magnificent looking man in a black Woopig shirt, come on up and say Hi..... and then give me a beer like Son of Spam did. 

Seriously...Verotik's suggestion is a good one. Like "Flash" "Thunder" on d-day. If you say "nice shirt" and they come back with "I got it at a yard sale" and then you come back with "in Alma?" then you know that each of you are here.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on September 18, 2011, 05:32:29 PM
Chances are pretty good that if they are wearing a woopig shirt, they're here.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tanny Bogus on September 18, 2011, 05:52:35 PM
Seriously...Verotik's suggestion is a good one. Like "Flash" "Thunder" on d-day. If you say "nice shirt" and they come back with "I got it at a yard sale" and then you come back with "in Alma?" then you know that each of you are here.
I'm going to say hello at the next game but I hadn't envisioned ever having to introduce myself as Tanny Bogus.  There is something strange about that.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on September 18, 2011, 05:56:02 PM
I'm going to say hello at the next game but I hadn't envisioned ever having to introduce myself as Tanny Bogus.  There is something strange about that.

Introduce yourself as Skip.  That ought to work.   :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 18, 2011, 06:00:01 PM
It is weird, but you get over it.  I was in 516 in pig heaven so i was surrounded by you bastards.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on September 18, 2011, 06:11:18 PM
Chances are pretty good that if they are wearing a woopig shirt, they're here.

Well of course. But the person wearing the shirt might want to know if the person asking is also here.

That's why the unidentified woopigger asking usually just gets a grunt in return.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on September 18, 2011, 06:15:21 PM
I saw a couple of y'uns in the east upper deck, but I was sober, in dad mode, and seriously didn't give a fuck.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on September 18, 2011, 06:15:35 PM
I'm going to say hello at the next game but I hadn't envisioned ever having to introduce myself as Tanny Bogus.  There is something strange about that.

Well don't. Just say you're on Woopig as well. Whether you each identify yourself or not is your call.

Like if I were Chop, I would probably say "I just lurk...RMPL...you know?"
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on September 18, 2011, 10:39:24 PM
Saw one last night going up stairs by Barnhill as I was goin down (the stairs).  Said hi in the "nice shirt" way and got a grunt in response.  That was pretty much the response I expected.
must have been dryankanpull. but he may have just ignored you totally like he did in nawlins,


i wore mine to Disney last year and a fairy asked me what a woopig net was. "did i use the net to catch pigs?"

 cool story bro
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: shithead on September 18, 2011, 10:42:26 PM
i wore mine to Disney last year

You were at Disney ? Isn't that some sort of parole violation ?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on September 18, 2011, 10:45:20 PM
You were at Disney ? Isn't that some sort of parole violation ?
different area code, its cool
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on September 18, 2011, 10:53:56 PM
must have been dryankanpull. but he may have just ignored you totally like he did in nawlins,


i wore mine to Disney last year and a fairy asked me what a woopig net was. "did i use the net to catch pigs?"

 cool story bro

I was not in Fayettville this weekend. Sold my tix.  I wear my wupig shirt at every game.  Just don't whip your cell phone out to take a pic of everyone you see in a tee shirt.  That was my only beef with wpfm and V. I just didn't want my wife's pic plastered on the woopig.  They got it and understood it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 20, 2011, 12:26:19 PM
I was not in Fayettville this weekend. Sold my tix.  I wear my wupig shirt at every game.  Just don't whip your cell phone out to take a pic of everyone you see in a tee shirt.  That was my only beef with wpfm and V. I just didn't want my wife's pic plastered on the woopig.  They got it and understood it.


I must be blind or something.  Either these people wearing Woopsie shirts are as elusive as a 20 y/o virgin or I just can't see.  The only time I have ever seen one on a human(other than in a pic on here) was on an apparent homeless&dirty dude I see in the downtown area nearly everyday.
If I ever see him sporting it again I am getting a pic, and since I am sure he is not your wife I will not feel bad about it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 20, 2011, 01:11:47 PM
I must be blind or something.  Either these people wearing Woopsie shirts are as elusive as a 20 y/o virgin or I just can't see.  The only time I have ever seen one on a human(other than in a pic on here) was on an apparent homeless&dirty dude I see in the downtown area nearly everyday.
If I ever see him sporting it again I am getting a pic, and since I am sure he is not your wife I will not feel bad about it.
That's The Truth.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: capnthog on September 20, 2011, 01:31:47 PM
I was not in Fayettville this weekend. Sold my tix.  I wear my wupig shirt at every game.  Just don't whip your cell phone out to take a pic of everyone you see in a tee shirt.  That was my only beef with wpfm and V. I just didn't want my wife's pic plastered on the woopig.  They got it and understood it.


So you put a pic of her southbound side up as your avatar.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cooter on September 20, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
I was not in Fayettville this weekend. Sold my tix.  I wear my wupig shirt at every game.  Just don't whip your cell phone out to take a pic of everyone you see in a tee shirt.  That was my only beef with wpfm and V. I just didn't want my wife's pic plastered on the woopig.  They got it and understood it.


I think that should be understood among woopiggas.  You don't take pics of da' family.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on September 20, 2011, 10:31:20 PM
I think that should be understood among woopiggas.  You don't take pics of da' family.

this does not apply to HipHog and his telephoto lens
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 01, 2011, 07:03:48 AM
Wear your damn shirts to the game today, you bastards.  And i expect to meet someone.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 01, 2011, 07:50:56 AM
Wear your damn shirts to the game today, you bastards.  And i expect to meet someone.

Fuck you.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BASS on October 01, 2011, 08:44:22 AM
I was at the doc yesterday and the receptionist noticed my woppussy shirt and said "I really like that shirt"...not sure if she was flirting with me or a woopigga, maybe both.  I decided against the "I got it at a yard sale" response.  Are you out there receptionist lady?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on October 01, 2011, 09:16:48 AM
The obligatory yard sale response is not optional.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BASS on October 01, 2011, 09:46:23 AM
The obligatory yard sale response is not optional.

thank you sir may I have another
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 01, 2011, 10:35:01 AM
The obligatory yard sale response is not optional.
I used garage sale earlier. Response was "really?" To which I responded fuck off.

Sorry to be rude dude, but my family laughed.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cooter on October 01, 2011, 03:48:39 PM
I used garage sale earlier. Response was "really?" To which I responded fuck off.

Sorry to be rude dude, but my family laughed.

Sounds reasonable, you are obligated to one response.  Two responses and it's a conversation and I'm not bound to conversate with anyone.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Snowman Slayer on October 01, 2011, 04:03:48 PM
and a fairy asked me what a woopig net was. "did i use the net to catch pigs?"

 cool story bro
I don't believe that's the preferred nomenclature...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 01, 2011, 05:48:11 PM
I didn't see a single goddamn woopig shirt.  Some guy asked me and pulled the yardsale thing and I got the "really" thing, so I poured my beer on his pants and slapped him, then WPFM took his knife out and stabbed the guy in the foot.  If this was a legitimate woopigger, sorry bout that, but you need to read some threads.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 01, 2011, 05:52:45 PM
When it was all said and done, one garage sale, an interrupted conversation with my uncle in the beer line (that's cool that you like woopig.net, whoever you are, but we were buying beer and talking football), but I did not see a woopig shirt all day.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 01, 2011, 06:03:03 PM
REPRESENT!

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on October 01, 2011, 06:15:47 PM
REPRESENT!



I can still name everyone in that pic.

I need to get off the internet more.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 01, 2011, 06:20:21 PM
Looks like you were on the east end.
I was out west across from the faggots
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WPFM on October 01, 2011, 06:21:10 PM
I can still name everyone in that pic.

I need to get off the internet more.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PigHair on October 01, 2011, 06:23:07 PM


Boar Bidet?  and some dude in a woopig shirt.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rob on October 01, 2011, 06:23:54 PM


IS that an XXX Disney Store?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BASS on October 01, 2011, 07:04:10 PM
REPRESENT!



4 out of 5 verotik's prefer teh woppussy
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on October 01, 2011, 07:36:28 PM
Boar Bidet?  and some dude in a woopig shirt.
didnt know ss had boobies that big
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JoeBobHog on October 03, 2011, 09:17:37 PM
Wear your damn shirts to the game today, you bastards.  And i expect to meet someone.


I am wearing my shirt Saturday.  from the classic first order by Elvus, cardinal with "wear a cup" on the back.

so let me make sure I've got this right--

Verotik:  "hey man, nice shirt"
JoeBob:  "thanks, I got it at a garage sale"
Verotik:  "in Alma?"


is that it??  do I just walk away, or what?



 :notexas:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: clintcommander on October 03, 2011, 10:02:24 PM
I need to get off the internet more.

FTFY
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 03, 2011, 10:16:37 PM

I am wearing my shirt Saturday.  from the classic first order by Elvus, cardinal with "wear a cup" on the back.

so let me make sure I've got this right--

Verotik:  "hey man, nice shirt"
JoeBob:  "thanks, I got it at a garage sale"
Verotik:  "in Alma?"


is that it??  do I just walk away, or what?



 :notexas:

Thats the way it is supposed to go, but you are a normal guy.  If the guy is alone, you walk away.  If the guys wife is there, and you tell him who YOU are, the guy walks away and his wife goes home with you. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JoeBobHog on October 03, 2011, 10:28:36 PM
Thats the way it is supposed to go, but you are a normal guy.  If the guy is alone, you walk away.  If the guys wife is there, and you tell him who YOU are, the guy walks away and his wife goes home with you. 


I think I'm gonna like this.



 :notexas:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Mutual of Omahog on October 04, 2011, 07:20:47 AM
Sat in section 102 for the Troy game, and saw a woopig shirt around row 15. I wanted to give him the whole nice shirt thing, but it involved putting down my $.50 whiskey and $7.00 coke. So alcohol and the purity of my wife and child overrode my curiosity. Just sat there while he fondled the guy he was with in the Arkansas baseball jersey.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WORD on October 04, 2011, 08:01:33 AM


is there something wrong with your right index finger? did you break a knuckle in SS's cooch? your fuck off finger isn't getting full effect
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Too Big Pig on October 04, 2011, 10:57:27 AM
I think next shirt order I should pick up a few extra just to sell in a yard sale. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TUSK_U on October 04, 2011, 11:25:54 AM
I have come to the conclusion that there are no Woopigas in Fort Smith.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on October 04, 2011, 11:33:13 AM
I had a fellow Woopigga come up to me while smoking outside. He noticed the shirt, commented on it, then proceed to bum a smoke.  :D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Mr A Ziffell on October 04, 2011, 11:53:47 AM
I had a fellow Woopigga come up to me while smoking outside. He noticed the shirt, commented on it, then proceed to bum a smoke.  :D

Was it Elvis? :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on October 04, 2011, 11:55:11 AM
Was it Elvis? :stache:

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 04, 2011, 01:40:16 PM
Sat in section 102 for the Troy game, and saw a woopig shirt around row 15. I wanted to give him the whole nice shirt thing, but it involved putting down my $.50 whiskey and $7.00 coke. So alcohol and the purity of my wife and child overrode my curiosity. Just sat there while he fondled the guy he was with in the Arkansas baseball jersey.

I know who those 2 were.  They are both long time posters here.  And good friends.  And the fondling doesnt surprise me.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 04, 2011, 02:59:55 PM
I have come to the conclusion that there are no Woopigas in Fort Smith.
Wrong.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Old P. Hartt on October 04, 2011, 03:52:12 PM
I know who those 2 were.  They are both long time posters here.  And good friends.  And the folding doesnt surprise me.
So they were JD and Liberty. I knew it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on October 04, 2011, 03:56:10 PM
So they were JD and Liberty. I knew it.
I was gonna guess JD and Gritscoon, especially the part about fondling each other.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 04, 2011, 04:34:00 PM
So they were JD and Liberty. I knew it.

Hah...no,  but one is an admin here and it isnt JD or me.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: shortstop6 on October 04, 2011, 05:06:27 PM
I know who those 2 were.  They are both long time posters here.  And good friends.  And the folding doesnt surprise me.

If Hurtt was with 'em, it's even money they were ankle deep in Jack Daniel's and Dr. Pepper (NTTAWWT).
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on October 04, 2011, 06:09:25 PM
Hah...no,  but one is an admin here and it isnt JD or me.
i'm going to guess Karl Onterio and Baker V Carr hugging
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on October 04, 2011, 08:37:23 PM
WPFM and ShortStop. Believe it or not, that's a pretty sharp jersey SS sports.
And, two hell of good dudes.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bakervscarrr on October 04, 2011, 10:58:03 PM
i'm going to guess Karl Onterio and Baker V Carr hugging

I know I'm a natural leader and all, so it's an easy mistake, but neither Karl nor I are admins.

We will break a hug out for the right occasion, though. You're right about that.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on October 05, 2011, 09:12:44 AM


Just how ossum this picture is needs to be restated.  It's like family heirloom shit.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Mr A Ziffell on October 05, 2011, 09:30:51 AM
We will break a hug out for the right occasion, though.

Strange...A picture of sumo wrestling just passed through my head...

Wonder what that is all about? ???
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 07, 2011, 04:11:38 PM
Ran into Razodoc on Dickson Street this afternoon.  He had his shirt on so I commented on it.  I didn't try and take a picture of his wife because I didn't want to get beat down in the parking lot.  He looked a lot more respectable than I pictured most woopiggers.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on October 07, 2011, 04:16:46 PM
I will be wearing my black Woopig shirt tomorrow.... well maybe... depending on the weather.   I wont bother with codes, I'll offer you a beer.  If your woman is decent, I'll give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek like Latins do and commence to flirting with her.  If your woman is hideous, well, maybe don't come talk to me. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 07, 2011, 04:33:17 PM
If your woman is hideous, well, maybe don't come talk to me. 

Thats gold right there
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on October 07, 2011, 04:49:19 PM
I no longer have a woopig t-shirt.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Pork Soda on October 07, 2011, 05:03:57 PM
I no longer have a woopig t-shirt.

Did you sell it at a yard sale?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on October 07, 2011, 05:15:49 PM
Did you sell it at a yard sale?

Times are tough.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: porksamich on October 07, 2011, 05:21:57 PM
I no longer have a woopig t-shirt.

Did Cerdo use it for clean up after he met your ole lady?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on October 07, 2011, 05:24:03 PM
Did Cerdo use it for clean up after he met your ole lady?

I didn't go talk to him.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on October 07, 2011, 05:29:11 PM
one negative of the grey shirts - if you are a sweaty bastard like me your pits show something awful.   :-\
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: porksamich on October 07, 2011, 05:41:19 PM
I didn't go talk to him.

That's ok. I'm sure she has a good personality.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on October 07, 2011, 05:43:56 PM
That's ok. I'm sure she has a good personality.

She's the one who sold my shirt.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: porksamich on October 07, 2011, 06:00:05 PM
She's the one who sold my shirt.

Awww mane
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on October 07, 2011, 07:19:25 PM
Was it Elvis? :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on October 07, 2011, 07:34:11 PM
I no longer have a woopig t-shirt.
i saw`a guy t the last game i went to and he wasnt wearin a woo pig shirt, maybe it was you
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: big_pig on October 07, 2011, 07:42:58 PM
i saw`a guy t the last game i went to and he wasnt wearin a woo pig shirt, maybe it was you

Was he wearing a hog shirt? Mighta been me.  I usually wear a red razorback shirt at games.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on October 07, 2011, 07:45:59 PM
i saw`a guy t the last game i went to and he wasnt wearin a woo pig shirt, maybe it was you

I can't remember if I was wearing a shirt or not.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on October 07, 2011, 08:19:59 PM
I can't remember if I was wearing a shirt or not.
Were  you at the A&M game?  I think I saw you on TV.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on October 07, 2011, 09:02:57 PM


steve, looking grizzled   :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on October 07, 2011, 09:29:11 PM
Hah...no,  but one is an admin here and it isnt JD or me.
I'm glad yall have diversity. Where's all the black wimmin at?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PigHair on October 07, 2011, 09:41:32 PM
Was he wearing a hog shirt? Mighta been me.  I usually wear a red razorback shirt at games.

Hey, I think I saw you.  Was the hog red or white?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: big_pig on October 07, 2011, 10:04:56 PM
Hey, I think I saw you.  Was the hog red or white?

Red but I was the one in the blue jeans
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PigHair on October 07, 2011, 10:10:57 PM
Red but I was the one in the blue jeans

Yeah, it was definitely you, small world.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hacker on October 07, 2011, 11:20:51 PM
drank with Skip more than once at Coach's (now On The Mark). He was also in my Fantasy Football League and never paid his fees. I haven't seen him in years.
Night fished with VerotiK on his pontoon boat. He never invited me again. I must've drank too much.
Worked for HROHawg. We've both since moved on to other jobs.
Been to more than 1 of RickB's webhawgs tailgates. Pigpen was still around. Pigpen has been gone for 10 years or so.
Ate pizza with CharlieHog, Phat_Hawg and JoeBobHog. It's been years. CharlieHog abandoned her fantasy baseball team.
See HarrisonHog at every Goblin basketball game. But not in last 2 years.

So basically when I see a woopigger, I make a lasting impression where they never want to see me again.

 :hollah:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 08, 2011, 03:27:19 AM
WHO IS THE FUCKER WITH THE RED (i think) WOOPIG SHIRT WITH THE MS PAINT BULLSHIT WOOPIGISBROKENDOWN LOGO.

I SAW YOU ONE TIME. DIDN'T FEEL LIKE SAYING SHIT TO YOU PEOPLE BECAUSE I WAS IN KARAOKE MODE AFTER THE BAMA ABORTION GAME LAST YEAR.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on October 08, 2011, 08:34:59 AM
I'm glad yall have diversity. Where's all the black wimmin at?

Here...and I ain't sharing.

(http://local.content.compendiumblog.com/uploads/user/6ab5cc97-b618-4537-8cbb-19e6e510a540/56df7678-0393-4324-8c11-c5507798aee8/razorback%20fan.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on October 08, 2011, 08:46:12 AM
I ran into hurtt and a couple other of you gaggle of fuckers at the ole miss two years ago.  i was drunk as a skunk and so were you so we don't really remember.

at the bummer game last year i ran into inovahog.  stopped, chatted, and that was it.  when i was going up to my seat, though, it seemed like every other swinging dick in the two sections was yelling at me "woopig!" or "wear a cup!"  there was a lot of acknowledgment of the shirt, which means that a lot of you sons of bitches, like me, sit in the relative cheap seats of sections 504 -505.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on October 08, 2011, 09:13:32 AM
I ran into hurtt and a couple other of you gaggle of fuckers at the ole miss two years ago.  i was drunk as a skunk and so were you so we don't really remember.

at the bummer game last year i ran into inovahog.  stopped, chatted, and that was it.  when i was going up to my seat, though, it seemed like every other swinging dick in the two sections was yelling at me "woopig!" or "wear a cup!"  there was a lot of acknowledgment of the shirt, which means that a lot of you sons of bitches, like me, sit in the relative cheap seats of sections 504 -505.

I'll be in 508 today.  21st row, because I'm such an important person that I can sit as far away from the field as possible if I want to.  Don't hate.

If any of you see me, don't talk to me, I'm way too fucking awesome for that bullshit.  You can give me alcohol, though. 

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BEvERage on October 08, 2011, 09:22:18 AM
hog heaven, section 519. breaking out the new gray woopig shirt today.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogtimate29 on October 08, 2011, 09:26:29 AM
home sideline, coiling cable for the hand held camera. do something entertaining if you want your mug on the big screen.   red hat will be on
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 08, 2011, 09:33:00 AM
I'll be in 518 next to the slow guy in the razorback trucker hat.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Razordoc on October 08, 2011, 10:41:58 AM
Ran into Razodoc on Dickson Street this afternoon.  He had his shirt on so I commented on it.  I didn't try and take a picture of his wife because I didn't want to get beat down in the parking lot.  He looked a lot more respectable than I pictured most woopiggers.

Yeah, we were at a liquor store, which is appropriate.  As for the respectability, you didn't see me around 11:00 P:M.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 08, 2011, 11:17:59 AM
I'll be in 508 today.  21st row, because I'm such an important person that I can sit as far away from the field as possible if I want to.  Don't hate.

If any of you see me, don't talk to me, I'm way too fucking awesome for that bullshit.  You can give me alcohol, though. 



Make sure you *GIVE* him alcohol, dont share yours with him.  He'll just doctor his drink with half your flask, then kick it over.  True story.

And im way too busy for you Hacker.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on October 08, 2011, 12:16:25 PM
Make sure you *GIVE* him alcohol, dont share yours with him.  He'll just doctor his drink with half your flask, then kick it over.  True story.

And im way too busy for you Hacker.

You said he was a douchecanoozle. Weird word, that's how I remember.


 :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 08, 2011, 03:40:30 PM
You said he was a douchecanoozle. Weird word, that's how I remember.


 :stache:

Ha!  He brought good beer, thats the part i remember.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: RedRiverHog on October 09, 2011, 12:16:21 PM
After the game walking down Razorback Road just past the stadium I came up on a Woopigga in a white tee shirt with the round woopig.net logo on the back. When I got beside you on your right hand side I said, "nice shirt". You were surprised, turned to me and said "thanks man" and gave me the thumbs up sign.

Big guy walking with another fellow dressed in red, who I think may have had a cane.

I'm not sure we followed the protocol but never-the-less.


(when you didn't say "I got it at a garage sale" it kinda messed me up)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 09, 2011, 01:17:39 PM
I gotta say. I think the nice shirt thing is gay.
If you see me, just ask me about woopig. I'll probably just tell you that I read and post a little bit.
But know this. You are talking to a legend.

There are certain steps you should take to ensure that you don't piss me the fuck off.
1.) Don't annoy me. If I am in a conversation, let me be in that conversation. I chose to start and continue it.
2.) Don't interrupt me. You probably want to hear what I have to say. When you're clearly not paying attention, it is obvious and I am not afraid to react in a negative manner that may not leave you feeling so well about where your attention span has left you.
3.) Don't fucking touch me. If I offer you a beer or a drink, then maybe that would be a situation where a pat on the back or shoulder would be acceptable. Care should be taken though. Again, I am not above taking matters into my own hands. Touching me is not cool.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: abypfcs on October 09, 2011, 01:23:52 PM
I gotta say. I think the nice shirt thing is gay.
If you see me, just ask me about woopig. I'll probably just tell you that I read and post a little bit.
But know this. You are talking to a legend.

There are certain steps you should take to ensure that you don't piss me the fuck off.
1.) Don't annoy me. If I am in a conversation, let me be in that conversation. I chose to start and continue it.
2.) Don't interrupt me. You probably want to hear what I have to say. When you're clearly not paying attention, it is obvious and I am not afraid to react in a negative manner that may not leave you feeling so well about where your attention span has left you.
3.) Don't fucking touch me. If I offer you a beer or a drink, then maybe that would be a situation where a pat on the back or shoulder would be acceptable. Care should be taken though. Again, I am not above taking matters into my own hands. Touching me is not cool.
Nice hustle from the Alabama fan thread of past. :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Satriale on October 09, 2011, 10:16:11 PM
I gotta say. I think the nice shirt thing is gay.

I'm not sold on the garage sale response. 

I'm gonna act like I know you and start telling your wife scrip club stories.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Razorhog72 on October 09, 2011, 10:59:57 PM
WHO IS THE FUCKER WITH THE RED (i think) WOOPIG SHIRT WITH THE MS PAINT BULLSHIT WOOPIGISBROKENDOWN LOGO.

I SAW YOU ONE TIME. DIDN'T FEEL LIKE SAYING SHIT TO YOU PEOPLE BECAUSE I WAS IN KARAOKE MODE AFTER THE BAMA ABORTION GAME LAST YEAR.

He was on the jumbo-tron at one point during the game last night as well. What an asshole  ;D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 10, 2011, 01:34:51 AM
I'm not sold on the garage sale response. 

I'm gonna act like I know you and start telling your wife scrip club stories.



That's cool. I have scrip club stories.
And the (non-existent) wife knows all about them.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 10, 2011, 06:07:52 AM
He was on the jumbo-tron at one point during the game last night as well. What an asshole  ;D

WPFM
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WORD on October 10, 2011, 07:42:59 AM
I ran into hurtt and a couple other of you gaggle of fuckers at the ole miss two years ago.  i was drunk as a skunk and so were you so we don't really remember.

at the bummer game last year i ran into inovahog.  stopped, chatted, and that was it.  when i was going up to my seat, though, it seemed like every other swinging dick in the two sections was yelling at me "woopig!" or "wear a cup!"  there was a lot of acknowledgment of the shirt, which means that a lot of you sons of bitches, like me, sit in the relative cheap seats of sections 504 -505.

hopefully you saw me being a drunk asshole in the middle of 504 Saturday.  my hangover was wrought with awesomeness
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: shortstop6 on October 10, 2011, 08:52:26 AM
WHO IS THE FUCKER WITH THE RED (i think) WOOPIG SHIRT WITH THE MS PAINT BULLSHIT WOOPIGISBROKENDOWN LOGO.

I SAW YOU ONE TIME. DIDN'T FEEL LIKE SAYING SHIT TO YOU PEOPLE BECAUSE I WAS IN KARAOKE MODE AFTER THE BAMA ABORTION GAME LAST YEAR.

He was on the jumbo-tron at one point during the game last night as well. What an asshole  ;D

Woopigisbrokendown logo shirt last year vs. Bama was a different dude than jumbotron all-star vs. Auburn.

BOTH are assholes.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogggdadi on October 10, 2011, 08:57:18 AM
After the game walking down Razorback Road just past the stadium I came up on a Woopigga in a white tee shirt with the round woopig.net logo on the back. When I got beside you on your right hand side I said, "nice shirt". You were surprised, turned to me and said "thanks man" and gave me the thumbs up sign.

Big guy walking with another fellow dressed in red, who I think may have had a cane.

I'm not sure we followed the protocol but never-the-less.


(when you didn't say "I got it at a garage sale" it kinda messed me up)

That was me dude.  that was a nice win.  I was enjoying it.  I'm glad we shut Dyer down.  
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: RedRiverHog on October 10, 2011, 09:02:19 AM
That was me dude.  that was a nice win.  I was enjoying it.  I'm glad we shut Dyer down. 

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on October 10, 2011, 09:19:14 AM
why don't you geeks just scribble your handle on the back of your t-shirts or wear a name tag with your woopig.net shirt so we can eliminate the need for these pathetic recounts of your game day run ins?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 10, 2011, 09:26:04 AM
why don't you geeks just scribble your handle on the back of your t-shirts or wear a name tag with your woopig.net shirt so we can eliminate the need for these pathetic recounts of your game day run ins?


Dont you have a snake to go play with or something?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on October 10, 2011, 09:38:04 AM
why don't you geeks just scribble your handle on the back of your t-shirts or wear a name tag with your woopig.net shirt so we can eliminate the need for these pathetic recounts of your game day run ins?

That gritscoon guy has been saying this for years.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on October 10, 2011, 09:54:28 AM

Dont you have a snake to go play with or something?
Oh noos I'm so hurt. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: wmr on October 10, 2011, 09:56:35 AM
Oh noos I'm so hurt.  

You've got this room for two,
One thing I've left to do,
Discover me,
Discovering you.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on October 10, 2011, 10:51:27 AM
why don't you geeks just scribble your handle on the back of your t-shirts or wear a name tag with your woopig.net shirt so we can eliminate the need for these pathetic recounts of your game day run ins?
im gonna get " i choked swahili" on the back of mine.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: big_pig on October 10, 2011, 11:19:18 AM
im gonna get " i choked swahili" on the back of mine.

I'm gonna get "swahili choked on me" on the back of mine.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: asshat on October 10, 2011, 12:24:30 PM
I'm gonna get "swahili choked on me" on the back of mine.

I'm gonna get "Swahili Steve gave my frein a stroke" on mine.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on October 10, 2011, 12:36:02 PM
I'm gonna get "Swahili Steve gave my frein a stroke" on mine.
  :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LRHogfan on October 10, 2011, 12:45:47 PM
a Woopigga in a white tee shirt with the round woopig.net logo on the back.

What kinda dumas wears his woopig shirt backwards?

That was me dude.   

Oh.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on October 10, 2011, 12:55:21 PM
  :thumbup:

Different kind of stroke..........
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogggdadi on October 10, 2011, 02:00:53 PM
What kinda dumas wears his woopig shirt backwards?

Oh.

You had me thinking to myself, did I wear it backwards? for just a second.  But I did wear the shirt you guys sent me.  I let the wife wear the ballcap though. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LRHogfan on October 10, 2011, 02:54:18 PM
You had me thinking to myself, did I wear it backwards? for just a second.  But I did wear the shirt you guys sent me.  I let the wife wear the ballcap though. 
There is no oval on the back of the white shirt, or at least there shouldn't be. (The tag goes in back, btw  :D )
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: RedRiverHog on October 10, 2011, 03:07:52 PM
There is no oval on the back of the white shirt, or at least there shouldn't be. (The tag goes in back, btw  :D )



After the game walking down Razorback Road just past the stadium I came up on a Woopigga in a white tee shirt with the round woopig.net logo on the back. When I got beside you on your right hand side I said, "nice shirt". You were surprised, turned to me and said "thanks man" and gave me the thumbs up sign.

Big guy walking with another fellow dressed in red, who I think may have had a cane.

I'm not sure we followed the protocol but never-the-less.


(when you didn't say "I got it at a garage sale" it kinda messed me up)

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpe4WUiT9B3Pf0ewinFpWMq-m4z7ouJUH3JF2CtczDPVIkLNO0Vw)

http://woopig.net/woopig-gear/ (http://woopig.net/woopig-gear/)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 10, 2011, 03:14:02 PM
They misprinted the first rounds of shirts i think, where the pig logo was on the front and the big oval woopig.net was on the back.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogggdadi on October 10, 2011, 03:16:42 PM
I like my shirt.  popped the shirt's cherry for the game.  I need to decide whether to wear it or the expensive dri-fit type shirt i bought for the next game.  Superstition tells me the woopig shirt has the mojo working.  you don't frick with a streak. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JoeBobHog on October 10, 2011, 08:49:12 PM

 Superstition tells me the woopig shirt has the mojo working.  you don't frick with a streak. 


I wore my vintage "wear a cup" cardinal T from Elvus'' first order.  it has seen many losses.

I had a dream and BMFP told me superstition is for pussies and he doesn't give a fuck what I wear.



 :notexas:


Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: razorwire on October 11, 2011, 09:16:46 AM
They misprinted the first rounds of shirts i think, where the pig logo was on the front and the big oval woopig.net was on the back.

Does that make them more valuable like screwed up coins and stamps?   :hmmm:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boondock Hogs on October 11, 2011, 10:52:40 AM
I was tailgating out on MLK across from Arby's with my Woopig shirt.  I didn't see any of you fuckers.  Thank god.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on October 11, 2011, 11:02:36 AM
Don't bother giving your real name.  Nobody gives a fuck.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on October 12, 2011, 07:49:21 AM
They misprinted the first rounds of shirts i think, where the pig logo was on the front and the big oval woopig.net was on the back.

None of those went out though..........
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Ruddy Stormwater on October 12, 2011, 08:20:00 AM
None of those went out though..........

Collector's items!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on October 12, 2011, 08:26:56 AM
None of those went out though..........

(http://glencoear.com/img/aliens.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on October 13, 2011, 12:56:50 PM
Collector's items!

CollectoR item. I have one. Nobody else does.

BUT...if you want one, give a yell to Wildwear. They've got them and are willing to part with them cheap.

http://wildwearinc.com

I think there's about 25-30.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 13, 2011, 01:07:00 PM
Allsome
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigfathog on October 13, 2011, 03:24:04 PM
I got this pic of a blonde chick with a rather large snake.  If I post it do you think you guys could tell me who the chick is?

 :shocker:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boondock Hogs on October 13, 2011, 04:41:58 PM
CollectoR item. I have one. Nobody else does.

BUT...if you want one, give a yell to Wildwear. They've got them and are willing to part with them cheap.

http://wildwearinc.com

I think there's about 25-30.
I called about these since I missed the first order.  They wanted to sell them all or none.  So I bought them all.

Pm me if you want one.  I should be getting them next week around Tuesday.

Sorry Elvis, you are not a unique snowflake anymore.   :beer:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on October 13, 2011, 04:50:46 PM
I called about these since I missed the first order.  They wanted to sell them all or none.  So I bought them all.

Pm me if you want one.  I should be getting them next week around Tuesday.

Sorry Elvis, you are not a unique snowflake anymore.   :beer:

Wow.....How much are you gonna sell them for?  i might want a factory 2nd.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Phat_Hawg on October 13, 2011, 08:33:49 PM
Wow.....How much are you gonna sell them for?  i might want a factory 2nd.

YOu know you've hit big time as a message board when you have your own factory outlet store. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: shithead on October 13, 2011, 09:25:12 PM
Welcome to the Woopig Store at Tanger Outlets. Now... go fist yourself.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: leftovers on October 13, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
My lovely wife discovered a Woopigger about a year back.  She took Karl Onterio's engagement pictures.  He asked her if I still played softball (we were a terror on the Ouachita intramural fields way back then), and said he had been playing with some guys he met on the internet.  I didn't think much of the story until she said where he met them... at the woopid.

So, I guess the moral of the story is I knew Karl before the crazy red razorback pants. *: O0
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on October 15, 2011, 09:07:58 PM
Wow.....How much are you gonna sell them for?  i might want a factory 2nd.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with them, except they weren't what I was selling. But they're fine....I wear mine in the regular rotation. Along with my old white one, my softball one, my correct grey one...and occasionally my cardinal one.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on November 13, 2011, 11:41:43 AM
I finally got to break out the yard sale line last night  :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on November 13, 2011, 11:48:37 AM
I was able to watch this greatness - it was Pharmhog doing the asking. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Too Big Pig on November 13, 2011, 04:00:24 PM
I finally got to break out the yard sale line last night  :thumbup:

I was cheated out of my chance when I was asked if I got my shirt at a yard sale. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Karl Onterio on November 13, 2011, 05:51:32 PM
My lovely wife discovered a Woopigger about a year back.  She took Karl Onterio's engagement pictures.  He asked her if I still played softball (we were a terror on the Ouachita intramural fields way back then), and said he had been playing with some guys he met on the internet.  I didn't think much of the story until she said where he met them... at the woopid.

So, I guess the moral of the story is I knew Karl before the crazy red razorback pants. *: O0
Oh, Jesus. Good to hear from you, Mr. President.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on November 13, 2011, 06:05:22 PM
I was cheated out of my chance when I was asked if I got my shirt at a yard sale.
you got hosed
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: piggus diccus on November 15, 2011, 01:49:58 PM
I was cheated out of my chance when I was asked if I got my shirt at a yard sale.
What kind of an asshole would do that to a fellow woopiggah?  Oh yeah, this kind! :bird:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on November 20, 2011, 09:32:39 AM
Section 28, row 37 or so, old woopig shirt.  Didn't care enough to do the yard sale routine.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LaMoHog on December 29, 2011, 09:45:09 PM
A guy at the gym tonight said "nice shirt", so I said "thanks, got it at a yardsale".

Then he said "Ya'll are goin to the Cotton Bowl, right?" I just kinda stood there and realized I'd wasted the joke. Horseshit.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ArkGuy on December 29, 2011, 10:30:46 PM
A guy at the gym tonight said "nice shirt", so I said "thanks, got it at a yardsale".

Then he said "Ya'll are goin to the Cotton Bowl, right?" I just kinda stood there and realized I'd wasted the joke. Horseshit.

Is the next line, "the raven flies at midnight?"  Or was that a different thread?

See, I think this is one reason I've held off on getting a shirt; the preasure to perform is just too much.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on December 29, 2011, 10:54:29 PM
Is the next line, "the raven flies at midnight?"  Or was that a different thread?

See, I think this is one reason I've held off on getting a shirt; the preasure to perform is just too much.

It's clear the "yard sale" thing is fucking stupid.

The correct Woopig response is "Go fuck yourself."
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Satriale on December 29, 2011, 11:06:54 PM
Unless children are present.









Then, you go Blues Brother Jake and ask "how much for the children?"

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WPFM on December 30, 2011, 08:33:07 AM
Unless children are present.

If children are present, an acceptable alternative is "Damned shame what happened to Leo," which should trigger the response, "What - did he quit drinkin?"
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: shortstop6 on December 30, 2011, 09:32:20 AM
Unless children are present.


I had this screened onto my woopig shirt:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Parental_Advisory_label.svg/220px-Parental_Advisory_label.svg.png)

so if your kids hear any cussing, that's on you.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on December 30, 2011, 01:06:00 PM
Unless children are present.









Then, you go Blues Brother Jake and ask "how much for the children?"

yeah.  if there are children present you will be escorted out!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: KSHogg on December 30, 2011, 01:22:54 PM
If children are present, an acceptable alternative is "Damned shame what happened to Leo," which should trigger the response, "What - did he quit drinkin?"


Or, "where's HipHog?"
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: OP on December 30, 2011, 05:30:43 PM
Is the next line, "the raven flies at midnight?"

No.  The correct answer is: The Rooster Crowed at Midnight.  Thanks for playing and enjoy your lovely parting gifts--which include the home game and a heapin' helpin' of popcorn matzah balls.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Big Sausage Pizza on January 02, 2012, 08:12:24 AM
I'm down in New Braunfels Tx, in between Austin and San Antonio.
There aren't many hogfans down here, let alone woopiggers, part of the reason I visit the board.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on January 02, 2012, 10:10:33 AM
I'm down in New Braunfels Tx, in between Austin and San Antonio.
There aren't many hogfans down here, let alone woopiggers, part of the reason I visit the board.

Shitloads of resorts and golf courses, though.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hoggadore on January 07, 2012, 09:10:13 PM
Noticed one of you at the bowl, Section 412 'round row 30 or so, wearing a black woopig shirt.  Would have said something, but you looked like a goofy bastard and I was confident that the nice shirt - yard sale exchange would be awkward and unsatisfying.  You probably saw me though, I was the drunk one in a red Arkansas shirt.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on January 20, 2012, 05:37:01 PM
Ok, who is this wanker?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on January 20, 2012, 06:48:26 PM
Ok, who is this wanker?

booger hawg fo' sho'
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on January 20, 2012, 09:22:26 PM
Ok, who is this wanker?

That's notaslibro.   
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WPFM on January 20, 2012, 11:00:23 PM
That's notaslibro.

You can tell by the "NTEGRITY" decal.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Splurge on January 21, 2012, 08:55:13 AM
A fuckin Toyota Echo.  I'm shocked, I tell ya.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on January 21, 2012, 07:32:17 PM
Did they take up a collection for to get him those fine wheels?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: jesus on January 21, 2012, 11:26:38 PM

You can tell by the "NTEGRITY" decal.



I'll have you know that notas got his fine ride from none other than Josh Duggar (http://duggarcars.com/) at the Integrity Autoplex.   

I love their website.  Not only are they unable to post pictures of their inventory, it appears that the site hasn't been updated for 83 days.  But I guess it really doesn't matter since he seems to be dealing in - mostly - mid-1980 models with 200,000+ miles on them.  It's enough to make Darrell Teeter cringe.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: RedRiverHog on August 31, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Black Woopig shirt sitting by the front window at Farrell's tonight?

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on August 31, 2012, 10:35:41 PM
need new woopig shirts....mine ummmm shrunk
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: lawtiger on August 31, 2012, 10:36:58 PM
need new woopig shirts....mine ummmm shrunk

Trying to fit it on a 5 year old?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on August 31, 2012, 11:05:40 PM
Trying to fit it on a 5 year old?
nope, my fat ass
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rob on September 01, 2012, 08:02:08 AM
Black Woopig shirt sitting by the front window at Farrell's tonight?




If it was a faded black woopig shirt, I am sure I know who it is....
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: RedRiverHog on September 01, 2012, 11:37:34 AM

If it was a faded black woopig shirt, I am sure I know who it is....

Yes it was faded
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on September 01, 2012, 11:39:04 AM
Yes it was faded

He probably is too by now, it's almost noon.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PHARMHOG on September 01, 2012, 11:49:49 AM
Honey Baked Piglet provided me some fine service and Limoncello last weekend.   :thumbup:

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rob on September 01, 2012, 12:43:50 PM
He probably is too by now, it's almost noon.

Cerdo likes to start early.  Panamanians like to party. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Green_Lanternn on September 01, 2012, 01:30:37 PM
Trying to fit it on a 5 year old?

Probably more like on a 12 year old, with him in it.  :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HoneyBakedPiglet on September 01, 2012, 01:40:40 PM
Honey Baked Piglet provided me some fine service and Limoncello last weekend.   :thumbup:

Any time!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on September 01, 2012, 02:38:55 PM
Any time!

I would do inhumane things to that cheese wheel, just FYI.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on September 01, 2012, 10:56:35 PM
I would do inhumane things to that cheese wheel, just FYI.
If you evar got discovered it would be in an efukt midget clown gay porn video. On the receiving end.
Numm de guirre.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on September 01, 2012, 10:59:27 PM
If you evar got discovered it would be in an efukt midget clown gay porn video. On the receiving end.
Numm de guirre.

Man, you've been speaking in tongues all day. 

Send me some?   :cheese:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on September 01, 2012, 11:09:09 PM
Man, you've been speaking in tongues all day. 

Send me some?   :cheese:
Harvest time is wunnerful.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Loma on September 01, 2012, 11:21:48 PM
Harvest time is wunnerful.

Couple times, couple times.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 02, 2012, 12:14:56 AM
Yeah... it was me.  Man I'm tired.  It was kind of hot out there and we drank all day.  I just have to see what happens with this Okie game though. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DirkPiggler on September 02, 2012, 12:22:13 AM
If you evar got discovered it would be in an efukt midget clown gay porn video. On the receiving end.
Numm de guirre.

Hackfuck is Clay Travis?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 02, 2012, 09:24:06 AM
Saw a bunch of WP shirts out and about.  Cerdo, you must have changed into the classic after the game
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on September 02, 2012, 10:18:24 AM
Saw a bunch of WP shirts out and about.  Cerdo, you must have changed into the classic after the game

I rocked the new one yesterday and received a few compliments on it.

Damn nice shirt.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 02, 2012, 09:11:30 PM
I had people making me stand still so they could read the back of it.  Some older people as well.  I was waiting for the moment when they got to parts like, "Fuckspace" or "Slam your cock in a screendoor".  Probably the most epic Woopig shirt ever.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on September 02, 2012, 09:18:50 PM
I had people making me stand still so they could read the back of it.  Some older people as well.  I was waiting for the moment when they got to parts like, "Fuckspace" or "Slam your cock in a screendoor".  Probably the most epic Woopig shirt ever.
when were we able to buy these? i never knew they were made. I want one
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on September 02, 2012, 09:28:57 PM
I had people making me stand still so they could read the back of it.  Some older people as well.  I was waiting for the moment when they got to parts like, "Fuckspace" or "Slam your cock in a screendoor".  Probably the most epic Woopig shirt ever.

I met a few wupiggers yesterday as well. Peanut Adams found me and bought some tickets from me.  Neat guy.  He's a computer geek like the rest of y'all. We had fun hanging out for a while, and his girlfriend is smoking hot. 

Tee shirts were a hit.  I got "read" several times.  Fun time.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on September 02, 2012, 09:32:38 PM
I met a few wupiggers yesterday as well. Peanut Adams found me and bought some tickets from me.  Neat guy.  He's a computer geek like the rest of y'all. We had fun hanging out for a while, and his girlfriend is smoking hot. 

Tee shirts were a hit.  I got "read" several times.  Fun time.
So who was the woopigger sitting by you that told my wife to tell me hi? She said she was scared to tell him who she was because I'm mean to people on message boards and she was afraid he didn't like me.  :D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on September 02, 2012, 11:37:00 PM
So who was the woopigger sitting by you that told my wife to tell me hi? She said she was scared to tell him who she was because I'm mean to people on message boards and she was afraid he didn't like me.  :D

Dick.



 :)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Peanut Adams on September 03, 2012, 01:14:39 AM
I met a few wupiggers yesterday as well. Peanut Adams found me and bought some tickets from me.  Neat guy.  He's a computer geek like the rest of y'all. We had fun hanging out for a while, and his girlfriend is smoking hot. 

Tee shirts were a hit.  I got "read" several times.  Fun time.

Those seats were excellent. I kept thinking how easy it would be to hop down the 4 rows, jump the rail and punch Marc Curles in the face. Thanks for the hospitality and woopig koozie Doc. :thumbup:
Also thanks to Verotik for taking us to the fabled treefort and introducing everyone. It was cool to finally put some faces with online personas. I was relieved to discover that Lascivious really is a female and not just some dude on here fucking with everybody. realstunned
Title: Re: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on September 03, 2012, 08:08:13 AM
Those seats were excellent. I kept thinking how easy it would be to hop down the 4 rows, jump the rail and punch Marc Curles in the face. Thanks for the hospitality and woopig koozie Doc. :thumbup:
Also thanks to Verotik for taking us to the fabled treefort and introducing everyone. It was cool to finally put some faces with online personas. I was relieved to discover that Lascivious really is a female and not just some dude on here fucking with everybody. realstunned

You didn't impress me.  Very mediocre as a drunk.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: RedRiverHog on September 03, 2012, 08:16:35 AM
I had people making me stand still so they could read the back of it.  Some older people as well.  I was waiting for the moment when they got to parts like, "Fuckspace" or "Slam your cock in a screendoor".  Probably the most epic Woopig shirt ever.

Wait a minute, what?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on September 03, 2012, 09:21:52 AM
when were we able to buy these? i never knew they were made. I want one

Same here!  Quit holding out!
Title: Re: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Peanut Adams on September 03, 2012, 09:32:22 AM
You didn't impress me.  Very mediocre as a drunk.

Hey wolverine, that was my pre-season form. Wait until Bama and LSU, those are games worth getting a serious drank on.
Title: Re: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 03, 2012, 09:36:42 AM
wolverine,

Hahahahhahhahhahahhahaahahaha
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on September 03, 2012, 09:40:21 AM
These shirts weren't for sale. No CLC approved vendor would do them. So a poster here just had some made and then gave them away. There aren't a ton of them...
Title: Re: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on September 03, 2012, 09:54:59 AM
Hey wolverine, that was my pre-season form. Wait until Bama and LSU, those are games worth getting a serious drank on.

I'm inverse-wolverine.  Unruly hair on the jaw, pre-pubescent fuzz on the sides.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Too Big Pig on September 03, 2012, 10:13:58 AM
These shirts weren't for sale. No CLC approved vendor would do them. So a poster here just had some made and then gave them away. There aren't a ton of them...

Hmm, I got a message about a month ago on this, but never got a shirt.  Wonder if I have one waiting on me somewhere?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on September 03, 2012, 05:41:23 PM
Hmm, I got a message about a month ago on this, but never got a shirt.  Wonder if I have one waiting on me somewhere?

Same here. I'm hoping to have mine before the A&M game.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on September 03, 2012, 05:48:09 PM
These shirts weren't for sale. No CLC approved vendor would do them. So a poster here just had some made and then gave them away. There aren't a ton of them...
I want one. Can that happen?
 I can swap some muscadine jelly or something for one. Cur dog squirrel hound?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on September 03, 2012, 05:56:30 PM
So who was the woopigger sitting by you that told my wife to tell me hi? She said she was scared to tell him who she was because I'm mean to people on message boards and she was afraid he didn't like me.  :D

Verotik.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 03, 2012, 08:09:40 PM
So who was the woopigger sitting by you that told my wife to tell me hi? She said she was scared to tell him who she was because I'm mean to people on message boards and she was afraid he didn't like me.  :D

I've never actually met her but i've seen her several times, including when you ignored me and WPFM at the WWII museum in New Orleans...so i knew who she was.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on September 03, 2012, 08:13:10 PM
I've never actually met her but i've seen her several times, including when you ignored me and WPFM at the WWII museum in New Orleans...so i knew who she was.

Would I hit it?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 03, 2012, 08:14:50 PM
You'd probably hit Lash, me and WPFM, yes.  Right in the throat.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on September 03, 2012, 08:17:10 PM
You'd probably hit Lash, me and WPFM, yes.  Right in the throat.

Ha Ha...now there's a diplomatic answer.    ;D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Gin on September 03, 2012, 08:19:17 PM
Who is the fat ginger with a goatee?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DirkPiggler on September 03, 2012, 08:24:11 PM
I had people making me stand still so they could read the back of it.  Some older people as well.  I was waiting for the moment when they got to parts like, "Fuckspace" or "Slam your cock in a screendoor".  Probably the most epic Woopig shirt ever.

Speaking of, next time we're waiting in a line in 90 degree 150% humidity weather to get into a game would it kill you to stand still for a minute or two?  I can read pretty fast. 

It was nice to meet you nonetheless.  I'm pretty sure I fucked up the yard sale thing. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: wmr on September 03, 2012, 08:25:10 PM
Who is the fat ginger with a goatee?

I'm sure that really narrows it down around here.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 03, 2012, 08:26:10 PM
Speaking of, next time we're waiting in a line in 90 degree 150% humidity weather to get into a game would it kill you to stand still for a minute or two?  I can read pretty fast. 

It was nice to meet you nonetheless.  I'm pretty sure I fucked up the yard sale thing.

For what should have been a beautiful day, it was like standing in an oven in that line.  That is my official gameday shirt, so as long as i am sitting with DrYanknpull, i'll be in the same line...actually, next time i wont be in the goddamn purse carry line on accident.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on September 03, 2012, 08:29:52 PM
actually, next time i wont be in the goddamn purse carry line on accident

i smell bullshit - IT IS EUROPEAN!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 03, 2012, 08:32:00 PM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24887571.jpg).
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Passed on September 03, 2012, 08:33:15 PM
These shirts weren't for sale. No CLC approved vendor would do them. So a poster here just had some made and then gave them away. There aren't a ton of them...

Fuck that shit!  I'll fund another run of 'em.  I want me one!  Said so when the design first came out.  Then we can say, they were never sold... just made and given for free.  So have that poster hit me up or drop me his/her name.  Those are bad ass!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 03, 2012, 08:46:36 PM
Someone needs to throw the design up on cafepress and just let people order it till it gets shutdown, then do it again...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 03, 2012, 09:16:26 PM
Please let me know if this happens^^^^
I needs me one.  Bad.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Too Big Pig on September 03, 2012, 09:16:52 PM
Someone needs to throw the design up on cafepress and just let people order it till it gets shutdown, then do it again...

This
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Too Big Pig on September 03, 2012, 09:24:15 PM
Here should be the new plan.  Print up some.  Take donations to the woopig server fund.  With every "server fund donation" of lets say $40 you get a free gift of a t-shirt. 

We get shirts, server fund gets some donations, nobody purchased anything.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on September 04, 2012, 09:11:31 AM

I am in a charitable mood.


Can this be written off?


I kid.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on September 04, 2012, 06:56:32 PM
*sigh*

I can't get a shirt they made fun of me on.  I'm like Charlie Fuckin' Brown.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rob on September 04, 2012, 07:04:34 PM
*sigh*

I can't get a shirt they made fun of me on.  I'm like Charlie Fuckin' Brown.
you're not that popular.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on September 04, 2012, 07:06:48 PM
you're not that popular.

What's your point?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Gin on September 04, 2012, 09:37:17 PM
What's your point?
He is saying you are a douche bag and that you are not as important as he is.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on September 05, 2012, 12:25:50 AM
He is saying you are a douche bag and that you are not as important as he is.

Awesome translation, but my presence here is kind of like his tiny dick.  The majority of the time it's only being enjoyed by one person, but hey, at least it's him!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogsrunwild on September 05, 2012, 12:40:26 AM
Here should be the new plan.  Print up some.  Take donations to the woopig server fund.  With every "server fund donation" of lets say $40 you get a free gift of a t-shirt. 

We get shirts, server fund gets some donations, nobody purchased anything.

I'm up for some donatin'.  We need more coozie buying done? 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 05, 2012, 10:37:19 AM
Went with a Bama fan friend down to Arlington for that little shindig to see Michigan get destroyed last weekend.

Rocked a woopig shirt and got several comments on it. I'm pretty sure one person told me they posted here, but I was shitfaced so it's entirely possible that I misremembered.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HoneyBakedPiglet on September 05, 2012, 10:59:04 AM
Awesome translation, but my presence here is kind of like his tiny dick.  The majority of the time it's only being enjoyed by one person, but hey, at least it's him!

(http://z3.ifrm.com/17/153/0/p434749/form.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on September 05, 2012, 11:03:46 AM


(http://esecaucus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Antiques-Roadshow.jpeg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HoneyBakedPiglet on September 05, 2012, 11:51:23 AM
(http://esecaucus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Antiques-Roadshow.jpeg)

That's all you're getting. No way, no how am I doing another GIS for "butthurt".
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on September 05, 2012, 11:58:14 AM
That's all you're getting. No way, no how am I doing another GIS for "butthurt".

Great.  You win.   ::)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on September 05, 2012, 01:01:43 PM
Here should be the new plan.  Print up some.  Take donations to the woopig server fund.  With every "server fund donation" of lets say $40 you get a free gift of a t-shirt. 

We get shirts, server fund gets some donations, nobody purchased anything.
Someone also needs to replenish the bereavement slush fund. I'm tired of footing the bill for cards and casseroles for every tom, dick and Harry that has a stroke or heart attack around here.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on September 05, 2012, 01:03:15 PM
Here should be the new plan.  Print up some.  Take donations to the woopig server fund.  With every "server fund donation" of lets say $40 you get a free gift of a t-shirt. 

We get shirts, server fund gets some donations, nobody purchased anything.

"Woopig.net" can't have anything to do with it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on September 05, 2012, 01:04:54 PM
Someone also needs to replenish the bereavement slush fund. I'm tired of footing the bill for cards and casseroles for every tom, dick and Harry that has a stroke or heart attack around here.

You break it you buy it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 05, 2012, 03:48:15 PM
You break it you buy it.

^^^this^^^^

I'm thinking you quit killing motherfuckers and the fund don't dry up.  :-/

I mean that in the nicest possible way, of course.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on September 05, 2012, 04:51:50 PM
You break it you buy it.


 :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Too Big Pig on September 08, 2012, 01:47:25 PM
Ok now.  The day I give my personal info out to some of you, the water in my house just cut out.  Coincidence?  Can't trust the woopig.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tanny Bogus on September 08, 2012, 01:59:22 PM
If there are any of the new models left, I'm looking to replace the shirt I gave to Leo. 













It was worth a shot
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on September 08, 2012, 02:00:00 PM
Ok now.  The day I give my personal info out to some of you, the water in my house just cut out.  Coincidence?  Can't trust the woopig.
wait, you have running water in your house?

 show off
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on September 16, 2012, 10:38:13 PM
I met Pavlov's Hog at the bar Friday night.  Said he has been a member since '02, reads wupig every day and has ten posts.  Great guy, and I encouraged him to post.

I also met Cerdo Saturday before the game.  This guy is off the charts.  I think we could do a little grass roots effort and get him elected Gov. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 17, 2012, 07:23:23 AM
Cerdo is one of a kind for sure.  Me and DrYanknPull met up with him and ran into Joe Bob, and somehow, between those two, i made it out of there with my girlfriend. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pavlovs hog on September 17, 2012, 08:12:36 AM
Yep, I met DrYankandPull.  Standing at the bar in a crowded restaurant, saw the shirt, said, "wear your cup".  Nice to put a face with a name.  Don't post much, mainly read for the entertainment value and to be the first to get the scoop on info.  More hilarity back in the Nutt days.  Don't miss Nutt, but miss the hilarity that the posters came up with.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on September 17, 2012, 08:36:42 AM
Cerdo is one of a kind for sure.  Me and DrYanknPull met up with him and ran into Joe Bob, and somehow, between those two, i made it out of there with my girlfriend.
Fine....you two just forget all about the best woopigger you met. Next time I'm just ignoring you again.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 17, 2012, 09:08:12 AM
Fine....you two just forget all about the best woopigger you met. Next time I'm just ignoring you again.

Oh yeah, after getting blown off for 3 years, Lash finally said hi
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Law_Hawg on September 17, 2012, 09:52:09 AM


I would venture a guess that I've met several of you who are attorneys in Pulaski County or nearby and just didn't realize it. 

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 17, 2012, 10:04:21 AM
Are you people sure you're actually meeting the real ME and not some imposter who goes around calling himself Cerdo.

Every person I know that actually meets me in real life thinks I'm the biggest dumbass they've ever met.  Jeez, ask Hobo.  I think he thinks I'm retarded. 

Cerdo is one of a kind for sure.  Me and DrYanknPull met up with him and ran into Joe Bob, and somehow, between those two, i made it out of there with my girlfriend. 
Don't think we both didn't try to put on the press there a little bit.  She knows where to go if Verotik ever drops the ball. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JoeBobHog on September 17, 2012, 10:39:59 AM
Are you people sure you're actually meeting the real ME and not some imposter who goes around calling himself Cerdo.

Every person I know that actually meets me in real life thinks I'm the biggest dumbass they've ever met.  Jeez, ask Hobo.  I think he thinks I'm retarded. 
Don't think we both didn't try to put on the press there a little bit.  She knows where to go if Verotik ever drops the ball.

Verotik seemed to be a pretty stand-up guy. 

lucky for him.

if you and I had kicked our game into overdrive she would have stood no chance.



 :notexas:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on September 17, 2012, 10:57:23 AM
Are you people sure you're actually meeting the real ME and not some imposter who goes around calling himself Cerdo.

Every person I know that actually meets me in real life thinks I'm the biggest dumbass they've ever met.  Jeez, ask Hobo.  I think he thinks I'm retarded. 
Don't think we both didn't try to put on the press there a little bit.  She knows where to go if Verotik ever drops the ball.
Next time I get up that way, I'm gonna introduce myself as Cerdo. Is that allright with you?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Phat_Hawg on September 17, 2012, 12:02:52 PM

I also met Cerdo Saturday before the game.  This guy is off the charts.  I think we could do a little grass roots effort and get him elected Gov.

 :stunned:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rob on September 17, 2012, 01:00:24 PM
Are you people sure you're actually meeting the real ME and not some imposter who goes around calling himself Cerdo.

Every person I know that actually meets me in real life thinks I'm the biggest dumbass they've ever met.  Jeez, ask Hobo.  I think he thinks I'm retarded. 

Consider the source...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Merle_Hoggard on September 17, 2012, 01:52:59 PM
I met Pavlov's Hog at the bar Friday night.  Said he has been a member since '02, reads wupig every day and has ten posts.  Great guy, and I encouraged him to post.

I also met Cerdo Saturday before the game.  This guy is off the charts.  I think we could do a little grass roots effort and get him elected Gov.

Nice meeting you, too. :D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Arkansas Proud on September 17, 2012, 02:10:54 PM
Oh yeah, after getting blown for 3 years, Lash finally said hi

Not a single thank you in 3 years?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 17, 2012, 02:11:51 PM
Not a single fuck you in 3 years?

Nope
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on September 17, 2012, 02:12:05 PM
Not a single thank you in 3 years?
:D I was waiting on that. I was careful not to say anything about blowing him off, I figured ignoring sounded a lot better.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on September 17, 2012, 07:43:55 PM
Nice meeting you, too. :D

Likewise my friend. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on September 17, 2012, 11:16:00 PM
Fine....you two just forget all about the best woopigger you met. Next time I'm just ignoring you again.

All of the other woopigers I met this weekend shook my hand and introduced themselves. You were the only that gave me a shitty handshake and did not introduce yourself.  I know your mommy and daddy have seats in front of me, and you will sit there occasionally, but you need to learn how to greet people. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WPFM on September 17, 2012, 11:25:24 PM
All of the other woopigers I met this weekend shook my hand and introduced themselves. You were the only that gave me a shitty handshake and did not introduce yourself.  I know your mommy and daddy have seats in front of me, and you will sit there occasionally, but you need to learn how to greet people.

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Peanut Adams on September 17, 2012, 11:34:27 PM
All of the other woopigers I met this weekend shook my hand and introduced themselves. You were the only that gave me a shitty handshake and did not introduce yourself.  I know your mommy and daddy have seats in front of me, and you will sit there occasionally, but you need to learn how to greet people.
(http://i859.photobucket.com/albums/ab156/ahogfan80/Handshake-3.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on September 18, 2012, 07:44:34 AM
All of the other woopigers I met this weekend shook my hand and introduced themselves. You were the only that gave me a shitty handshake and did not introduce yourself.  I know your mommy and daddy have seats in front of me, and you will sit there occasionally, but you need to learn how to greet people.

Rest assured, if I ever meet you, I will have an elk joke on hand.  Frick, I'm thinking of driving down there for a normal checkup just for the jokes.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on September 18, 2012, 08:22:50 PM
All of the other woopigers I met this weekend shook my hand and introduced themselves. You were the only that gave me a shitty handshake and did not introduce yourself.  I know your mommy and daddy have seats in front of me, and you will sit there occasionally, but you need to learn how to greet people.
Oh yeah. I should have told you I'm socially awkward when first meeting someone I already kinda know, who has his hands inside my wife's mouth every 6 months. I thought it was a given when you meet Internet friends that's it's awkward. Guess that's just me.  :-[
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 18, 2012, 08:30:59 PM
Oh yeah. I should have told you I'm socially awkward when first meeting someone I already kinda know, who has his hands inside my wife's mouth every 6 months. I thought it was a given when you meet Internet friends that's it's awkward. Guess that's just me.  :-[

At least it's his hands. ..else it might get reeeeeel awkward :D.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Too Big Pig on September 18, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
At least it's his hands. ..else it might get reeeeeel awkward :D.

Reminds me of this time I found out I was hanging out with my wife's OB-GYN.

Not fun.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on September 18, 2012, 08:50:20 PM
Reminds me of this time I found out I was hanging out with my wife's OB-GYN.

Not fun.
I remember telling my ex wife's OB GYN not to sew that shit up so fucking tight after the second kid like she did on the first one.

You can have good conversations with them about keeping your woman's junk up to standards. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 18, 2012, 08:51:02 PM
 :maundoed:
Reminds me of this time I found out I was hanging out with my wife's OB-GYN.

Not fun.
:maundoed: :stunned:
I laughed all outloud and shit.  THAT is some funny shit.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Passed on September 19, 2012, 05:56:35 AM
I remember telling my ex wife's OB GYN not to sew that shit up so fucking tight after the second kid like she did on the first one.

You can have good conversations with them about keeping your woman's junk up to standards.

I told the doc to "put an extra stitch in there for me" when she was sewing my wife up from our last kid...  It didn't go over well in a room full of women. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 19, 2012, 08:23:55 AM
I told the doc to "put an extra stitch in there for me" when she was sewing my wife up from our last kid...  It didn't go over well in a room full of women.
6 weeks after bypass surgery, my wife and I go to see the surgeon for a checkup.  He asks if I have questions.  His nurse standing beside him chattering with my wife.  I ask, "What about sex, doc?"  He says, "Oh, you're fine now.  No limitations, you can have sex any time."  I say, "That's great.  Can you step out of the room, please?"  He has this strange look, and his nurse busts out laughing.  My wife turns red, and then the doctor does.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LaMoHog on September 19, 2012, 12:56:05 PM
6 weeks after bypass surgery, my wife and I go to see the surgeon for a checkup.  He asks if I have questions.  His nurse standing beside him chattering with my wife.  I ask, "What about sex, doc?"  He says, "Oh, you're fine now.  No limitations, you can have sex any time."  I say, "That's great.  Can you step out of the room, please?"  He has this strange look, and his nurse busts out laughing.  My wife turns red, and then the doctor does.

When I was married me and the wife took my beagle "Shelby" to the vet. The technician tried to stick something into the dog's ass and she started howling, jumped off the table and backed herself into a corner of the room, still just howling away. The tech said something like "Awww, she doesn't like it when someone messes with her bottom.." I said "Just like her momma..." The tech started laughing, the ex punched me and made me go to the waiting room. coolstorybro.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 19, 2012, 01:01:54 PM
When I was married me and the wife took my beagle "Shelby" to the vet. The technician tried to stick something into the dog's ass and she started howling, jumped off the table and backed herself into a corner of the room, still just howling away. The tech said something like "Awww, she doesn't like it when someone messes with her bottom.." I said "Just like her momma..." The tech started laughing, the ex punched me and made me go to the waiting room. coolstorybro.

Holy Judas.

I was really scared to read after that first sentence, considering the gist of the last few stories.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on September 19, 2012, 03:16:17 PM
6 weeks after bypass surgery, my wife and I go to see the surgeon for a checkup.  He asks if I have questions.  His nurse standing beside him chattering with my wife.  I ask, "What about sex, doc?"  He says, "Oh, you're fine now.  No limitations, you can have sex any time."  I say, "That's great.  Can you step out of the room, please?"  He has this strange look, and his nurse busts out laughing.  My wife turns red, and then the doctor does.

 :thumbup:

If you ever get that opportunity again, put one of your hands over his and ask if he likes musicals.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on September 19, 2012, 06:55:49 PM
I told the doc to "put an extra stitch in there for me" when she was sewing my wife up from our last kid...  It didn't go over well in a room full of women.

I went with the, "Can we skip the stitch and go with a drawstring?"
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: IH8LSU on September 19, 2012, 07:13:18 PM
I went with the, "Can we skip the stitch and go with a drawstring?"

Was she at the dentist's?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on September 26, 2012, 08:19:38 AM
Saw a woopigga last Saturday at dillard's shopping in what appeared to be clearance racks. 

Woopig.net red tee shirt


Didn't check for pleats or startch
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: KCHOGS on September 26, 2012, 08:31:59 AM
Everyone probably saw the same two I saw Saturday. 

One (red) on the sideline carrying the cord for a camera.
One (black) made it on the big teevee.  When it was shown a group of 4 or 5 guys behind me started laughing.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 26, 2012, 09:24:16 AM
Everyone probably saw the same two I saw Saturday. 

One (red) on the sideline carrying the cord for a camera.
One (black) made it on the big teevee.  When it was shown a group of 4 or 5 guys behind me started laughing.

Why, were they running a train?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sliver72 on September 26, 2012, 10:17:18 AM
I wish that I had a woopig shirt and a fellow woopigger approached me about it. I'd say, "I don't have the slightest idea what woopig is. But some guy named Leo traded me this shirt for a pack of smokes and a 5th of Mogan David 20 20."
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on September 26, 2012, 08:49:29 PM
I wish that I had a woopig shirt and a fellow woopigger approached me about it. I'd say, "I don't have the slightest idea what woopig is. But some guy named Leo traded me this shirt for a pack of smokes and a 5th of Mogan David 20 20."

You're the only person who has ever called it Morgan David.  Ever.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: FueltoFire on September 26, 2012, 08:54:51 PM
Morgan David?  WTF?  Had to look that up.  I only know it by the street name...Mad Dog
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WPFM on September 26, 2012, 09:51:47 PM
Everyone probably saw the same two I saw Saturday. 

One (red) on the sideline carrying the cord for a camera.

West si-eeeed.  That guy is a good dude.

One (black) made it on the big teevee.  When it was shown a group of 4 or 5 guys behind me started laughing.

...but I bet their wimmins weren't.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sliver72 on September 26, 2012, 11:10:05 PM
You're the only person who has ever called it Morgan David.  Ever.
Motherfucker, that's because because I'm classy that way. :stache:

In fact, I'm so classy, I've enjoyed Cisco from a styrofoam cup. Only Philistine miscreants would drink directly from the bottle.
http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html (http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on September 27, 2012, 01:03:41 AM
Motherfucker, that's because because I'm classy that way. :stache:

In fact, I'm so classy, I've enjoyed Cisco from a styrofoam cup. Only Philistine miscreants would drink directly from the bottle.
http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html (http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html)

Touche'.  The crack pipe on the ground next to the bottle is a nice touch. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on September 27, 2012, 06:39:22 AM
You're the only person who has ever called it Morgan David.  Ever.
Except he didn't.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on September 28, 2012, 02:15:03 PM
Saw this on a friend's facebook (never realized the bastard is a Bama fan). 

Nice looking Woopig shirt on the left.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 28, 2012, 02:24:02 PM
Bald motherfucker.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on September 28, 2012, 02:34:47 PM
In all seriousness, I know it has to be done on the black market, but there has to be away to print a few more of those.
Title: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on September 28, 2012, 02:42:41 PM
If I woulda know the horse face from Sex in the City was behind me I woulda photobombed
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on September 28, 2012, 02:58:43 PM
If I woulda know the horse face from Sex in the City was behind me I woulda photobombed

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on September 28, 2012, 03:05:04 PM
(http://woopig.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76285.0;attach=66386;image)



Bald motherfricker.

Don't be hatin




(http://imageshack.us/a/img707/4906/2012improvements.png)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on September 28, 2012, 03:06:48 PM
Don't be hatin


(http://imageshack.us/a/img707/4906/2012improvements.png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on September 28, 2012, 03:08:14 PM
(http://woopig.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76285.0;attach=66386;image)

Don't be hatin


(http://imageshack.us/a/img707/4906/2012improvements.png)

John L has slightly better seats than Verotik. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Phat_Hawg on September 28, 2012, 03:21:54 PM


(http://imageshack.us/a/img707/4906/2012improvements.png)

Looking at one of your photoshops is like the Highlights magazine picture.  For example in addition to the hair I see two other big changes to the photo.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PigHair on September 28, 2012, 03:23:30 PM
Looking at one of your photoshops is like the Highlights magazine picture.  For example in addition to the hair I see two other big changes to the photo.

Now see, I didn't even notice the hair.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on September 28, 2012, 03:24:09 PM
Looking at one of your photoshops is like the Highlights magazine picture.  For example in addition to the hair I see two other big changes to the photo.

 :maundoed:

Missed that those.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on September 28, 2012, 03:26:03 PM
Looking at one of your photoshops is like the Highlights magazine picture.  For example in addition to the hair I see two other big changes to the photo.

Her boobs are bigger than his now.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on September 28, 2012, 05:52:52 PM
Looking at one of your photoshops is like the Highlights magazine picture.  For example in addition to the hair I see two other big changes to the photo.


(http://imageshack.us/a/img221/4835/guysmakepasses.png)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on September 28, 2012, 06:00:57 PM

(http://imageshack.us/a/img221/4835/guysmakepasses.png)

Not even DRYANKNPULL could fix that bitch's mouth.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on September 28, 2012, 06:46:30 PM
Not even DRYANKNPULL could fix that bitch's mouth.

(http://naturallyunbridled.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/duct-tape-dreamstime_13886295.jpg)
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Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on September 28, 2012, 06:56:20 PM
(http://naturallyunbridled.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/duct-tape-dreamstime_13886295.jpg)

Doc,

Is there a retainer or headgear that yanks the teeth back like an inch and a half?  Or is that oral surgery time?

Because this bitch starts a Sunday morning breakfast on Wednesday, her teeth are so far out in front.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on September 28, 2012, 08:20:49 PM
Not even DRYANKNPULL could fix that bitch's mouth.

I haven't noticed her teeth since Notas fixed her tits. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PigHair on September 28, 2012, 08:21:27 PM

(http://imageshack.us/a/img221/4835/guysmakepasses.png)

I also see a clown in the newer rendition.
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Post by: ElvisHog on September 28, 2012, 08:47:51 PM
I also see a clown in the newer rendition.

Besides John L?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PigHair on September 28, 2012, 08:53:48 PM
Besides John L?

No
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on June 24, 2013, 09:56:55 PM
Saw Duckman and his wife at the grocery store, tonight, she looked pretty good. They had a shopping cart full of Chef Boyardee.

That is all
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boondock Hogs on June 24, 2013, 11:37:27 PM
I met Muzzy last week while I was in Boston.  He's good people.
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Post by: PHARMHOG on June 28, 2013, 07:06:28 AM
I met boar bidet last night. I said "Goober says hey" but forgot that's a different club.  O0

 She is a tall drink of water and easy on the eye. I must not have offended her bc I woke up this morning.
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Post by: Count Porkula on June 28, 2013, 08:25:56 AM
I met boar bidet last night. I said "Goober says hey" but forgot that's a different club.  O0

 She is a tall drink of water and easy on the eye. I must not have offended her bc I woke up this morning.

chortle
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Post by: Boar Bidet on June 28, 2013, 08:49:37 AM
I met boar bidet last night. I said "Goober says hey" but forgot that's a different club.  O0

 She is a tall drink of water and easy on the eye. I must not have offended her bc I woke up this morning.
No, you walked up and asked me my name and then go "yeah I know you from a snake pic".  :stunned:
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Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on June 28, 2013, 09:15:10 AM
No, you walked up and asked me my name and then go "yeah I know you from a snake pic".  :stunned:

That's t same thing.  Different language..
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Post by: PHARMHOG on June 28, 2013, 09:38:42 AM
No, you walked up and asked me my name and then go "yeah I know you from a snake pic".  :stunned:

I thought that was funny. But later I was hoping it would not result in a hex later.

Show was pretty good. Could have been more raunchy. Free beer makes everything right in the world.


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Post by: Boar Bidet on June 28, 2013, 10:41:45 AM
I thought that was funny. But later I was hoping it would not result in a hex later.

Show was pretty good. Could have been more raunchy. Free beer makes everything right in the world.
It was...free beer, free pizza and full on puppet sex. It should have been a woopig outing
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Post by: JDHog on June 28, 2013, 10:44:01 AM
It was...free beer, free pizza and full on puppet sex. It should have been a woopig outing

We call that Tuesday nights at Cerdo's.
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Post by: asshat on June 28, 2013, 10:49:21 AM
It was...free beer, free pizza and full on puppet sex. It should have been a woopig outing
We call that Tuesday nights at Cerdo's.
Is puppet sex the same as sex with a puppet.  If not than not exactly like Tuesday night at Cerdo's.
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Post by: Too Big Pig on June 28, 2013, 11:15:59 AM
It was...free beer, free pizza and full on puppet sex. It should have been a woopig outing

Met bakervscarr at the same event, different night. Good guy.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bakervscarrr on June 28, 2013, 11:37:46 AM
Met bakervscarr at the same event, different night. Good guy.

Right back at ya. The third Woopigger there is okay too, I guess, for a brother-in-law.

I'm wondering how the hell they rated free beer and pizza. I thought I was hot shit just because I got to keep the cooz.
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Post by: Boar Bidet on June 28, 2013, 12:15:36 PM
Right back at ya. The third Woopigger there is okay too, I guess, for a brother-in-law.

I'm wondering how the Starkville they rated free beer and pizza. I thought I was hot aMm just because I got to keep the cooz.
It was Sync Weekly's Brew-Ha night so free beer and dominos. Nothing special. But it beat paying money for cold beer.



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Post by: PHARMHOG on June 28, 2013, 12:17:52 PM
It was Sync Weekly's Brew-Ha night so free beer and dominos. Nothing special. But it beat paying money for cold beer.

Did you notice the air vent in the beer line?

My wife did the Marilyn Monroe vent show for the lobby.
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Post by: Sliver72 on June 28, 2013, 12:34:22 PM
Now I'm envious of you guys. I wasn't before, but now I am. I would ask where all this stuff takes place, but I know what the response would be.  :bird:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: authorhawgerelli on June 28, 2013, 12:38:01 PM
No, you walked up and asked me my name and then go "yeah I know you from a snake pic".  :stunned:
If that was the wrong way to greet you, who would want to be right?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on June 28, 2013, 12:38:15 PM
Did you notice the air vent in the beer line?

My wife did the Marilyn Monroe vent show for the lobby.
Yeah, right after you talked to me I moved up in line and I nearly flashed everyone. I also got into it with the lady carding people in the beer line. She asked me if I she had carded me yet an I said no, but I've already been through the line once and you handed me four beers without any questions. Do you still wanna see if now that I just want water? I thought she was gonna slap me in the face.

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Post by: Stephen Colboar on June 28, 2013, 12:40:31 PM
Now I'm envious of you guys. I wasn't before, but now I am. I would ask where all this stuff takes place, but I know what the response would be.  :bird:

The BrewHaha at The Rep is what they're talking about.

Was it Avenue Q?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sliver72 on June 28, 2013, 12:42:10 PM
The BrewHaha at The Rep is what they're talking about.

Was it Avenue Q?
Yeah, right after you talked to me I moved up in line and I nearly flashed everyone. I also got into it with the lady carding people in the beer line. She asked me if I she had carded me yet an I said no, but I've already been through the line once and you handed me four beers without any questions. Do you still wanna see if now that I just want water? I thought she was gonna slap me in the face.
Is that like one of them swingers clubs or one of them clubs where everyone wears a funny hat, a cape, a mardi gras mask and nothing else?  ???
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Post by: Stephen Colboar on June 28, 2013, 12:43:00 PM
Is that like one of them swingers clubs or one of them clubs where everyone wears a funny hat, a cape, a mardi gras mask and nothing else?  ???
Because I'm a friendly motherfucker...
http://www.therep.org/attend/events/default.aspx?eventid=4
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Post by: Sliver72 on June 28, 2013, 12:49:04 PM
Because I'm a friendly motherfucker...
http://www.therep.org/attend/events/default.aspx?eventid=4
I was just being facetious. Mr. Googles is my friend and I would have used him. I just wasn't as enthusiastic about running a service ticket with him when I realized it wasn't an establishment of rampant debauchery.  :stache:

But I do appreciate the civility of your response.  :tiw:, after all.
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Post by: bakervscarrr on June 28, 2013, 08:58:20 PM
The BrewHaha at The Rep is what they're talking about.

Was it Avenue Q?

Seeing Avenue Q in a theatre full of old people who have no idea what to expect is really, really entertaining.

FOR PORN!
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Post by: pigsteye on June 29, 2013, 12:46:29 AM
Now I'm envious of you guys. I wasn't before, but now I am. I would ask where all this stuff takes place, but I know what the response would be.  :bird:

I hear you can meet a few of them over at the Blue Oyster, maybe on Howell Street?
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Post by: notaslibro on June 29, 2013, 01:51:31 AM
I'm wondering how the Starkville they rated free beer and pizza. I thought I was hot aMm just because I got to keep the cooz.

You didn't get to keep her.  She just slept on your couch until she was sober enough to drive.

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Post by: cotte on June 29, 2013, 09:05:14 AM
I saw it the same week as BvC, different night.

No free beer or pizza on my night either. But, the air vent does serve as its own source of entertainment.

Great show by the way, for any on the fence to see it.
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Post by: Boar Bidet on June 29, 2013, 01:27:32 PM
For those not in central Arkansas I hear Walton arts center has some show called "Spank!" running this week which is a parody of 50 shades of gray
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Post by: bakervscarrr on June 29, 2013, 02:11:55 PM
You didn't get to keep her.  She just slept on your couch until she was sober enough to drive.

She left an everlasting gift. I took a liberty.
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Post by: WPFM on June 29, 2013, 05:27:19 PM
For those not in central Arkansas I hear Walton arts center has some show called "Spank!" running this week which is a parody of 50 shades of gray

At HipHog's house, that's called the Disney Channel.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on June 29, 2013, 05:33:47 PM
At HipHog's house, that's called the Disney Channel.
Pwnt
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Post by: HipHog on June 29, 2013, 05:48:51 PM
At HipHog's house, that's called the Disney Channel.
icarly saY WHAT?
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Post by: Sliver72 on June 29, 2013, 06:57:40 PM
I hear you can meet a few of them over at the Blue Oyster, maybe on Howell Street?
Don't Fear the Reamer?
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Post by: Too Big Pig on June 29, 2013, 07:33:36 PM
Seeing Avenue Q in a theatre full of old people who have no idea what to expect is really, really entertaining.

FOR PORN!

You must get Book of Mormon tickets. Seeing the reactions around the theatre was worth every penny.

But the blue hairs in Ave Q had no idea either.  The shielding off the eyes during the puppet sex was great.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sliver72 on June 30, 2013, 08:18:56 PM
Is this event at The Rep an annual thing?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LaMoHog on August 23, 2013, 02:28:59 PM
Ate lunch with Bogey7 today. He's good people.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bogey7 on August 23, 2013, 06:05:12 PM
Ate lunch with Bogey7 today. He's good people.

Guess I am now obligated to say the same about you.   :beer:
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Post by: HogHazard on August 23, 2013, 06:30:25 PM
Seeing Avenue Q in a theatre full of old people who have no idea what to expect is really, really entertaining.

FOR PORN!


In a down economy invest in MORE PORN!!!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rob on September 03, 2013, 09:12:24 AM
Good of two woopiggers to meet up for lunch in Boston. Since I am sure they don't want to known to associate with the likes of me, their names at withheld. Good folks though.
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Post by: Barton Fink on September 03, 2013, 09:18:59 AM
Any future t-shirts releases? Only one I have is black and it was too damn hot to wear Saturday.
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Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 01, 2013, 08:42:27 PM
I met Raoul tonight. He came by the house and got my tickets. He's a good dude. He's going to take his preteen daughters and some friends to the game tomorrow. Y'all have fun.  :beer:
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Post by: JDHog on November 01, 2013, 08:46:24 PM
Agree'd on Raoul.  He's a cool dude.
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Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 01, 2013, 10:58:22 PM
Agree'd on Raoul.  He's a cool dude.

And just in case anyone wants to meet him at the Alma Sonic, he looked to me like 6'4 and 215Lbs of badass. Beware.
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Post by: uagrad89 on November 01, 2013, 11:15:07 PM
And just in case anyone wants to meet him at the Alma Sonic, he looked to me like 6'4 and 215Lbs of badass. Beware.

We're all that size on the Internet. :-)
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Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 01, 2013, 11:27:38 PM
We're all that size on the Internet. :-)


I'm 6'2 190 of nonlagit. Raoul is one of those in shape dudes.
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Post by: Count Porkula on November 01, 2013, 11:31:23 PM

I'm 6'2 190 of nonlagit. Raoul is one of those in shape dudes.

Dude shit himself in front of bikers after eating at tha kang.  He's not that cool.   ;D
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Post by: bigghurtt on November 01, 2013, 11:44:59 PM
We're all that size on the Internet. :-)

My dick is that big on the internet.  At LEAST.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DaveIsNotMyName on November 02, 2013, 05:08:36 PM
Pretty sure I saw some of you at the Rutgers game.
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Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 02, 2013, 05:48:10 PM
Pretty sure I saw some of you at the Rutgers game.

look like a bunch of extras from a Capital One commercial?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DaveIsNotMyName on November 02, 2013, 05:53:33 PM
look like a bunch of extras from a Capital One commercial?

If those extras wear hog stuff...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 02, 2013, 05:57:21 PM
If those extras wear hog stuff...

when they attend footballs game, they do.
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Post by: Raoul on November 04, 2013, 04:51:21 PM

I'm 6'2 190 of nonlagit. Raoul is one of those in shape dudes.

Big thanks to you for the tickets. A memorable experience for me and my kids. The score meant nothing to me, but taking my kids to their first Fayetteville game and showing them around campus on a spectacular Fall day in NWA was a day we won't forget. Appreciate the Woopig tshirts also.
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Post by: Clark on November 04, 2013, 05:49:06 PM
Big thanks to you for the tickets. A memorable experience for me and my kids. The score meant nothing to me, but taking my kids to their first Fayetteville game and showing them around campus on a spectacular Fall day in NWA was a day we won't forget. Appreciate the Woopig tshirts also.
Yank is good people.
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Post by: Sus-Scrofa on November 04, 2013, 05:52:38 PM
Yank is good people.

I'll laugh my ass off if it turns out he gave Raoul's kids some of the contraband woopig shirts.
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Post by: The Red Death on November 04, 2013, 05:58:48 PM
When do we order shirts again?  Wanna get one this time around.  Thanks
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Post by: GuinnessHog on November 04, 2013, 06:09:10 PM
When do we order shirts again?  Wanna get one this time around.  Thanks

Think we're doing "The Long Way" speedos instead of shirts.
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Post by: oddi on November 04, 2013, 06:13:30 PM
I'm glad the people sitting behind me at the games are old and can't read the print on the back of mine.

  O0
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: oddi on November 04, 2013, 06:27:16 PM
Big thanks to you for the tickets. A memorable experience for me and my kids. The score meant nothing to me, but taking my kids to their first Fayetteville game and showing them around campus on a spectacular Fall day in NWA was a day we won't forget. Appreciate the Woopig tshirts also.

I was working this weekend and gave my tickets to someone who took their kids to a hog game for the first time.

They had a great time and will remember that day forever.

I know I remember my first game. (Back in the 70s.  Feeling old.)

Does feel good to pass it along to the next generation.  A lot better than selling them on stubhub or some such.

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Post by: abypfcs on November 04, 2013, 06:50:44 PM
I'm glad the people sitting behind me at the games are old and can't read the print on the back of mine.

  O0
I am old and can still see pretty good, but don't think there is anything on my Woopig shirt that is bad.  Of course, I am a dirty old man. :evil:
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Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 04, 2013, 08:09:30 PM
Think we're doing "The Long Way" speedos instead of shirts.


I am putting in my order now.

One in red, extra ssssmedium.
One in black, extra large.
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Post by: The Red Death on November 04, 2013, 08:13:16 PM
Think we're doing "The Long Way" speedos instead of shirts.

 :beer: :beer:
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Post by: VillageHawg7 on November 04, 2013, 08:51:12 PM
IH8LSU came to visit his new place in my part of CO recently and bought my wife and I dinner.  :cheers:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 04, 2013, 08:58:57 PM
IH8LSU came to visit his new place in my part of CO recently and bought my wife and I dinner.  :cheers:

You live in the SW part of the state, Durango/silverton area?
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Post by: Clark on November 04, 2013, 09:07:15 PM
You live in the SW part of the state, Durango/silverton area?
I'm sensing a road trip, Rev.
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Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 04, 2013, 09:12:53 PM
I'm sensing a road trip, Rev.

If he gets one up, I want in. I've seen the deer they have taken down there.
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Post by: IH8LSU on November 04, 2013, 09:17:06 PM
IH8LSU came to visit his new place in my part of CO recently and bought my wife and I dinner.  :cheers:

I will be up there the week of New Year's Eve. Up for some skiing, Villagehawg?
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Post by: Boondoggle on November 04, 2013, 11:20:20 PM
Think we're doing "The Long Way" speedos instead of shirts.

Like these but in Cardinal and White?

http://www.google.com/search?q=Borat+speedos&client=safari&rls=en&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=qX94Uq_xCdbMsQSQkoGACA&ved=0CDQQsAQ&biw=1095&bih=570

I'll pass.
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Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 05, 2013, 07:07:05 AM
I'm sensing a road trip, Rev.

I have friends in Lake City and I'm wanting to take my daughter out for spring break.  She wants to do an overnight pack-in horseback trip.  I don't think it will be thawed enough so we are thinking about a contingency plan...
Maybe just a sure nuff road trip...four corners area, telluride, Bryce Canyon....who knows what else.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VillageHawg7 on November 05, 2013, 07:56:41 AM
You live in the SW part of the state, Durango/silverton area?

Yeah I'm in Durango. If you've never been to Telluride, that's a must on your road trip.

I will be up there the week of New Year's Eve. Up for some skiing, Villagehawg?

I'll actually be back in Arkansas for a couple weeks during that time. Wolf Creek opened three weekends ago, it's a little rocky and there's only one lift open, but hey, it's skiing.
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Post by: MDEM on November 05, 2013, 08:20:22 AM
Yeah I'm in Durango. If you've never been to Telluride, that's a must on your road trip.


No kidding.  Go in the summer and take Imogene Pass road over to Ouray.  Make a day of it in Crested Butte, too.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: abypfcs on November 05, 2013, 10:10:19 AM
Yeah I'm in Durango. If you've never been to Telluride, that's a must on your road trip.

We had a couple of sales meetings at Tammaron and I did make the trip to Telluride.  Not being a skier, I looked at the mountainside and it was so steep, it looked like you would not be able to stand on the slope.  Quite spectacular.  Gorgeous part of the country.
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Post by: VillageHawg7 on November 05, 2013, 10:28:42 AM
No kidding.  Go in the summer and take Imogene Pass road over to Ouray.  Make a day of it in Crested Butte, too.   :thumbup:

Just moved over in July from Cortez. I think we're kinda settling in here in the four corners. It's hard to beat traveling an hour south and seeing desert or an hour north and basically being in the Swiss Alps. And you were right when you said if I ever left I'd spend all my time time trying to figure a way back.

We've got a hell of a football coach here in Durango too.

We had a couple of sales meetings at Tammaron and I did make the trip to Telluride.  Not being a skier, I looked at the mountainside and it was so steep, it looked like you would not be able to stand on the slope.  Quite spectacular.  Gorgeous part of the country.

Only US city with public transportation by gondola. The slopes that go down into the city of Telluride are fairly steep, but most of the ski area is up above Mountain Village. I've never even gone to Purgatory because Telluride is only a couple hours away. The Revelation Bowl there has it's own lift.  ;D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on November 05, 2013, 11:08:13 AM
Every time I've visited that Durango area, I've had a blast. Some good people around there.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: KCHOGS on November 05, 2013, 11:42:14 AM
Every time I've visited that Durango area, I've had a blast. Some good people around there.

They've been told to "smile".
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: FNG on November 05, 2013, 11:46:06 AM
No kidding.  Go in the summer and take Imogene Pass road over to Ouray.  Make a day of it in Crested Butte, too.   :thumbup:
It's even better on a motorcycle.  :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: GuinnessHog on November 05, 2013, 02:49:39 PM
It's even better on a motorcycle.  :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

That's what Bobby P said
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 05, 2013, 03:45:32 PM
Just moved over in July from Cortez. I think we're kinda settling in here in the four corners. It's hard to beat traveling an hour south and seeing desert or an hour north and basically being in the Swiss Alps. And you were right when you said if I ever left I'd spend all my time time trying to figure a way back.

We've got a hell of a football coach here in Durango too.

Only US city with public transportation by gondola. The slopes that go down into the city of Telluride are fairly steep, but most of the ski area is up above Mountain Village. I've never even gone to Purgatory because Telluride is only a couple hours away. The Revelation Bowl there has it's own lift.  ;D

I have taken a jeep over the gravel road from lake city to (Siverton?)...that was as surreal as it gets for me.  My friend's grandpa built that road on a contract with the government back in the 20's or 30's.  He's a cool old fucker, up over a hundred now and still going.  I want to take my daughter on that one, and I've seen telluride, that's why I want her to see it.  I've been over Imogene from Ouray, almost 30 years ago.. My first elk hunting trip was west-ish of Ouray, off that road.
I have a piece of land just north of gunnison I've never actually laid eyes on.  Inherited it about 9 years ago along with the place in Colorado Springs and got lucky and sold that one when the market was at it's peak.
I have famy scattered all over the place out there, wish I was there.  :-/
My wife can't take the cold, these 50 degree days are killing her...but if she would go, I would in a heartbeat.  I could make a living picking up rocks or shoeing cows or shoveling snow.  Just to be out there.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on November 05, 2013, 09:50:25 PM
It's even better on a motorcycle.  :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
 

Hell yeah!
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Post by: bogey7 on December 22, 2013, 04:42:46 PM
LaMoHog is a pretty cool dude.  How many more of you fuckers are around Jonesboro?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on December 23, 2013, 08:51:09 PM
I'm busting myself out here.

We went to Ruth's Chris tonight, first time.  I just thought it was like a more expensive version of Longhorn steakhouse or something.  So we didn't go overboard getting ready.  So, while all the other guys were in ties or at the very least button down shirts, I was rocking my Woopig T like a fucking baller.

Also, since he's a topic of discussion, I'll add that as we were getting ready to leave, they were seating Mark Darr at the table next to us.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Mr A Ziffell on December 23, 2013, 08:59:47 PM
I'm busting myself out here.

We went to Ruth's Chris tonight, first time.  I just thought it was like a more expensive version of Longhorn steakhouse or something.  So we didn't go overboard getting ready.  So, while all the other guys were in ties or at the very least button down shirts, I was rocking my Woopig T like a fricking baller.

Also, since he's a topic of discussion, I'll add that as we were getting ready to leave, they were seating Mark Darr at the table next to us.

We'll several met me at the softball games...they thought I was awesome.... 8-)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on December 23, 2013, 09:04:55 PM
I'm busting myself out here.

We went to Ruth's Chris tonight, first time.  I just thought it was like a more expensive version of Longhorn steakhouse or something.  So we didn't go overboard getting ready.  So, while all the other guys were in ties or at the very least button down shirts, I was rocking my Woopig T like a fucking baller.

Also, since he's a topic of discussion, I'll add that as we were getting ready to leave, they were seating Mark Darr at the table next to us.

Who was paying for his meal?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on December 23, 2013, 09:10:36 PM
Who was paying for his meal?

Kind of what I wondered...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: likeupthisramp on December 23, 2013, 09:22:30 PM
Who was paying for his meal?
We all were...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: lawtiger on December 23, 2013, 09:48:53 PM
We all were...

#Obamasteak
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: likeupthisramp on December 25, 2013, 12:15:23 PM
#Obamasteak
Or Steve Clark?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on December 25, 2013, 05:22:53 PM
I'm busting myself out here.

We went to Ruth's Chris tonight, first time.  I just thought it was like a more expensive version of Longhorn steakhouse or something.  So we didn't go overboard getting ready.  So, while all the other guys were in ties or at the very least button down shirts, I was rocking my Woopig T like a fricking baller.

Also, since he's a topic of discussion, I'll add that as we were getting ready to leave, they were seating Mark Darr at the table next to us.

We probably all paid for that meal.

Edit: somehow this crappy airport wifi didn't inform me that I was way late to the joke there.

Edit 2: by several days.  Don't care, still funny.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Iron Butterfly on December 26, 2013, 11:24:39 AM
LaMoHog is a pretty cool dude.  How many more of you fuckers are around Jonesboro?

I've lived in Jonesboro for several years now. Transplanted from LA.
Lower Arkansas, that is...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tanny Bogus on December 30, 2013, 10:31:03 AM
Pretty sure I saw Skip and his kid at On the Mark yesterday.  Did not approach.  Pants were wrinkled.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on December 30, 2013, 02:36:38 PM
Pretty sure I saw Skip and his kid at On the Mark yesterday.  Did not approach.  Pants were wrinkled.

Sitting where?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tanny Bogus on December 30, 2013, 03:23:13 PM
If you come in and turn right, then turn left immediately.  Sitting in the middle of the place but just to the right/east of center. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on December 30, 2013, 03:41:58 PM
If you come in and turn right, then turn left immediately.  Sitting in the middle of the place but just to the right/east of center.

Hmm.  Ddnt see him. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tanny Bogus on December 30, 2013, 04:34:03 PM
He didn't have his tommy gun with him.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on December 31, 2013, 09:05:45 AM
He didn't have his tommy gun with him.
was tripod Rosie with him?


Does skip post anywhere anymore?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on December 31, 2013, 09:24:48 AM
He's a one star nurse nowadays.
http://www.healthgrades.com/provider/norman-waters-2ky88
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on January 04, 2014, 09:34:53 PM
I've been outed.

 :suicide:

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on January 04, 2014, 09:43:52 PM
I've been outed.

 :suicide:

I've told you for years you suck at the beanbags.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on January 04, 2014, 09:46:40 PM
I've told you for years you suck at the beanbags.
Shit. I'll kick your ass any day of the week at teh baggo.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on January 04, 2014, 10:02:52 PM
I met Clark tonight. 

Titty City.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on January 04, 2014, 10:39:49 PM
Shit. I'll kick your ass any day of the week at teh baggo.

Too bad you don't come tailgate anymore.   :2bird:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on January 04, 2014, 10:40:52 PM
Too bad you don't come tailgate anymore.   :2bird:
That guy is dead.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Iron Butterfly on January 15, 2014, 05:52:29 PM
Had the privilege of having lunch with bogey7 and LaMoHog today.
Couple of assholes.




Nah, they're good dudes.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bogey7 on January 15, 2014, 06:27:20 PM
Had the privilege of having lunch with bogey7 and LaMoHog today.
Couple of assholes.




Nah, they're good dudes.

Surely we are not the only 3 woopiggers in Jonesboro.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on January 15, 2014, 06:54:25 PM
I met Clark tonight. 

Titty City.

What? Clark.  Did he talk about lawns and fucking deer stands?   Or the best way to remove ones pants from ones asshole a la eichenberger
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on January 15, 2014, 07:02:02 PM

What? Clark.  Did he talk about lawns and fucking deer stands?   Or the best way to remove ones pants from ones asshole a la eichenberger

Vermin removal and Top 40 Radio.  It was weird.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on January 15, 2014, 07:59:12 PM
Vermin removal and Top 40 Radio.  It was weird.

It didn't get weird until you brought up the midget tranny porn.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on January 15, 2014, 08:09:49 PM
Vermin removal and Top 40 Radio.  It was weird.

Deadmaus?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on January 15, 2014, 08:11:19 PM

It didn't get weird until you brought up the midget tranny porn.

One man's weird is another man's awesome. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on January 15, 2014, 08:48:13 PM
Deadmaus?

Oooohh, rock me Deadmaus!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Arkansas Proud on January 15, 2014, 10:00:52 PM
What? Clark.  Did he talk about lawns and fricking deer stands?   Or the best way to remove ones pants from ones asshole look down a teenager's shirt a la eichenberger
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sliver72 on January 16, 2014, 01:59:39 PM
Now it's just getting weird.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Splurge on January 16, 2014, 02:29:31 PM
Now it's just getting weird.

You apparently didn't know Eichenberger.   Definite pedophile.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on January 16, 2014, 03:02:42 PM
Vermin removal and Top 40 Radio.  It was weird.


Yeah he does know his 80s tunes.....


BAby, baby, where did our love go? 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on January 16, 2014, 03:03:40 PM
 



 *:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Merle_Hoggard on January 16, 2014, 04:15:51 PM

Yeah he does know his 80s tunes.....


BAby, baby, where did our love go?

1964
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on January 16, 2014, 06:41:47 PM
1964
Soft Cell covering Tainted Love.

1981.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Shinobi on January 16, 2014, 07:30:28 PM
Surely we are not the only 3 woopiggers in Jonesboro.

You aren't.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on January 16, 2014, 07:31:41 PM
You aren't.

Yall be like: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.oocities.org/colosseum/field/7411/horsemen.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on January 16, 2014, 08:51:12 PM
Yall be like: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.oocities.org/colosseum/field/7411/horsemen.jpg)

In J-boogie you got to put the "aaahhhhhh" before it.  You know, to fit in.



Howlin and coach searching a shit.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LaMoHog on January 16, 2014, 10:21:33 PM
"Towlin and Shit". Gambler, or whoever drafted that up... Genus.

I met Snowman Slayer at the gym the other day. He doesn't live here but was cutting through or something. We must've been the only two motherfuckers doing legs in this part of the country, cause I was hogging the squat rack up and he waited a long damn time on me without saying anything. Not a lot of Adidaswolves doin legs up here, other than the rugby fellers. Anyways, he follows me up with perfect ass-to-ground squats, so fuck him.

J/k, he's a good guy.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Nolapigz on March 26, 2014, 05:52:10 PM
One of you guys in New Orleans and Uptown around Magazine St today?  I was in the Breaux Mart this morning and saw a dude in a Woopig t-shirt walking out to his car while I was in line.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on March 26, 2014, 07:18:20 PM
One of you guys in New Orleans and Uptown around Magazine St today?  I was in the Breaux Mart this morning and saw a dude in a Woopig t-shirt walking out to his car while I was in line.

He prolly got that shit at a yard sale. :abe:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: abypfcs on March 26, 2014, 07:19:53 PM
He prolly got that shit at a yard sale. :abe:
I thought Woopig shirts were like Master Tickets, and not allowed to be sold.  If not, they should be!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on March 26, 2014, 07:21:05 PM
I thought Woopig shirts were like Master Tickets, and not allowed to be sold.  If not, they should be!

Lots of dickering and swapping going on at yards sales these days...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HoneyBakedPiglet on March 26, 2014, 07:51:05 PM
Lots of dickering and swapping going on at yards sales these days...

heh. hehe. He said "dick".
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boondock Hogs on March 26, 2014, 10:19:21 PM
I met Elvis and his bride a couple of weeks ago.  He and my wife talked tennis.  I sat in the corner being fat.   ;D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on March 27, 2014, 01:13:43 PM
I met Elvis and his bride a couple of weeks ago.  He and my wife talked tennis.  I sat in the corner being fat.   ;D

The conversation started with me trying to wrap my head around you being Boondoggle.

My hearing was substandard.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on March 27, 2014, 08:54:24 PM
The conversation started with me trying to wrap my head around you being Boondoggle.

My hearing was substandard.

This is funny. I can imagine the shock to the system for the moment you thought he said his screen name was boondoggle.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogsrunwild on March 27, 2014, 08:56:33 PM
I don't think I know anyone on here and doubt anyone knows me. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogtimate29 on March 27, 2014, 09:31:03 PM
i think hurtt and i worked the home sideline last year at the same time, but did not meet.
WPFM came down and introduced himself when i wore my woopig shirt once.  :thumbup:
met disenfranchised at the 15 on the north end a few times. we talked some, he seemed alright as well.
cerdo waved once when wearing the black tee.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on March 28, 2014, 08:02:59 AM
The conversation started with me trying to wrap my head around you being Boondoggle.

My hearing was substandard.

Reminds me of years ago I went to a woopig lunch in LR and sat down next to one of the old admins.  For a good half hour he was pretty standoffish, and then finally started laughing when he realized who I was. 

He'd thought I was Massey for some reason.   :maundoed:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Splurge on March 28, 2014, 09:01:07 AM
Reminds me of years ago I went to a woopig lunch in LR and sat down next to one of the old admins.  For a good half hour he was pretty standoffish, and then finally started laughing when he realized who I was. 

He'd thought I was Massey for some reason.   :maundoed:

You look like Massey?  Dear God.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on March 28, 2014, 09:04:48 AM
(http://woopig.net/images/him-house1.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on March 28, 2014, 09:48:30 AM
You look like Massey?  Dear God.

Not even a little bit.  Name sounds somewhat alike.   :D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on March 28, 2014, 09:50:00 AM
(http://woopig.net/images/him-house1.jpg)

My God, is that "The Firm" playing on the TV?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on March 28, 2014, 10:51:57 AM
Reminds me of years ago I went to a woopig lunch in LR and sat down next to one of the old admins.  For a good half hour he was pretty standoffish, and then finally started laughing when he realized who I was. 

He'd thought I was Massey for some reason.   :maundoed:
massey doesn't have as much gray as you. Sorry.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on March 28, 2014, 11:41:55 AM
massey doesn't have as much gray as you. Sorry.

You haven't given me gonnorrhea, either, so there's two differences.

Fuck off, cunt.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on March 28, 2014, 11:49:04 AM
You haven't given me gonnorrhea, either, so there's two differences.

Fuck off, cunt.
if you keep eating boiled squash you'll also be smaller than Mark so good luck
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on March 28, 2014, 12:02:40 PM
if you keep eating boiled squash you'll also be smaller than Mark so good luck
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on March 28, 2014, 12:44:59 PM
 :devil:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogsrunwild on March 28, 2014, 12:45:54 PM
That looks European and classy
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: goporkyourself on March 28, 2014, 12:50:50 PM
i'd hit it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WPFM on March 28, 2014, 12:54:52 PM
(http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/925000/620x/Beijing_relatives_MH370_Boeing_777_jet_malasia_airline_terrorism-371152.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: GuinnessHog on March 28, 2014, 01:33:08 PM
(http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/925000/620x/Beijing_relatives_MH370_Boeing_777_jet_malasia_airline_terrorism-371152.jpg)

The Black Hole?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on March 28, 2014, 01:48:49 PM

I'm sorry I touched on the weight issue. Wait, no I'm not.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogsrunwild on March 28, 2014, 02:08:41 PM
Is he really fat or are you just giving him for shit for nothing?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Phat_Hawg on March 28, 2014, 04:09:38 PM

cerdo waved once when wearing the black tee.

YouR lucky you got that much acknowledgement.  Since he's become woopig royalty he's gotten a bit haughty.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on March 28, 2014, 05:03:33 PM
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/wasup2000/swahili_zps7b8e1092.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on March 28, 2014, 05:05:57 PM
Reminds me of years ago I went to a woopig lunch in LR and sat down next to one of the old admins.  For a good half hour he was pretty standoffish, and then finally started laughing when he realized who I was. 

He'd thought I was Massey for some reason.   :maundoed:
When you ordered Boone's Farm the gig was up.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogtimate29 on May 07, 2014, 09:33:40 PM
during an event last weekend, i saw the driver of our van surfing woopig. don't know his username. solid dude, though.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Ob Gyn Kenobi on May 08, 2014, 06:35:54 AM
(http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/925000/620x/Beijing_relatives_MH370_Boeing_777_jet_malasia_airline_terrorism-371152.jpg)

As an ObGyn, I've retrieved some interesting things from vaginas. Used condoms, 5--yes 5--old tampons in one person, a roach(not a roach clip, which might have made some sort of sense to me,) and a money clip.

But I have to admit that I'd never thought that the lost Malaysian jet could be lost in someone's privates.

Very intriguing theory
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on May 08, 2014, 07:04:08 AM
As an ObGyn, I've retrieved some interesting things from vaginas. Used condoms, 5--yes 5--old tampons in one person, a roach(not a roach clip, which might have made some sort of sense to me,) and a money clip.

But I have to admit that I'd never thought that the lost Malaysian jet could be lost in someone's privates.

Very intriguing theory

There's only one hatchet wound in the world loose enough to take in a whole Malaysian jet, and the carrier of that one is the most prolific poster in the Malaysian jet thread.  Coincidence?  I think not.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on May 08, 2014, 07:39:41 AM
As an ObGyn, I've retrieved some interesting things from vaginas. Used condoms, 5--yes 5--old tampons in one person, a roach(not a roach clip, which might have made some sort of sense to me,) and a money clip.

But I have to admit that I'd never thought that the lost Malaysian jet could be lost in someone's privates.

Very intriguing theory

I was once called to a nursing home for a resident that had "lost" a toothbrush.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sliver72 on May 08, 2014, 07:44:28 AM
When I was in college, I was an ER ward clerk on the 3-midnight shift. I dunno if he was a woopigger, but there was a guy came in with a Bartlett Pear jammed up his ass. He tried to dig it out with the handle of a spoon, but just pushed it further up in there. Had to be transported to the next biggest town's hospital to have it...dislodged. Worst thing about that night? The cafeteria's choice of fresh fruit? A pear.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on May 08, 2014, 07:51:50 AM
I got one better than that. A few years ago while working in College Station, TX a guy came in with 2 full apples shoved up his ass. You could make out the cross section of the apples on the CT scans showing the apples' seeds. Sometimes the Aggie jokes just write themselves.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on May 08, 2014, 08:27:16 AM
When I was in college, I was an ER ward clerk on the 3-midnight shift. I dunno if he was a woopigger, but there was a guy came in with a Bartlett Pear jammed up his ass. He tried to dig it out with the handle of a spoon, but just pushed it further up in there. Had to be transported to the next biggest town's hospital to have it...dislodged. Worst thing about that night? The cafeteria's choice of fresh fruit? A pear.

Nobviller.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: oddi on May 08, 2014, 08:29:54 AM
I got one better than that. A few years ago while working in College Station, TX a guy came in with 2 full apples shoved up his ass. You could make out the cross section of the apples on the CT scans showing the apples' seeds. Sometimes the Aggie jokes just write themselves.

The apple of the brown eye.

If not for hipaa I could post pics for days of CTs and x rays of various objects in various orfices.

They all have the same story.

 I don't how it got there. I just sat on the sofa and the remote went up my ass. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on May 08, 2014, 08:37:41 AM
The apple of the brown eye.

If not for hipaa I could post pics for days of CTs and x rays of various objects in various orfices.

They all have the same story.

 I don't how it got there. I just sat on the sofa and the remote went up my ass. 
Yeah, I've seen them all too. My fav excuse: "I slipped and fell". Yeah right, you slipped and fell onto a large bottle of hairspray.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on May 08, 2014, 08:41:05 AM
The apple of the brown eye.

If not for hipaa I could post pics for days of CTs and x rays of various objects in various orfices.

They all have the same story.

 I don't how it got there. I just sat on the sofa and the remote went up my ass.

Million to one shot, doc, million to one.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: gibraltar on May 08, 2014, 08:49:17 AM
Yeah, I've seen them all too. My fav excuse: "I slipped and fell". Yeah right, you slipped and fell onto a large bottle of hairspray.

I remember you telling about the hairspray bottle. Said you could make nozzle and diptube.
Wasn't there also a light bulb incident, or did I hear that one from someone else?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on May 08, 2014, 09:13:53 AM
God I love these stories. This was the greatest chapter of Howard Stern's book. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogsrunwild on May 08, 2014, 09:20:53 AM

There's only one hatchet wound in the world loose enough to take in a whole Malaysian jet, and the carrier of that one is the most prolific poster in the Malaysian jet thread.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Dude, there are three 747s in a holding pattern waiting to land inside lady Duggar.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: FNG on May 08, 2014, 09:55:25 AM
As an ObGyn, I've retrieved some interesting things from vaginas. Used condoms, 5--yes 5--old tampons in one person, a roach(not a roach clip, which might have made some sort of sense to me,) and a money clip.

But I have to admit that I'd never thought that the lost Malaysian jet could be lost in someone's privates.

Very intriguing theory
My discoveries:

1. condoms
2. multiple tampons
3. three crayola crayons (6 y/o child)
4. small action figure (another child)
5. decomposed, unidentifiable rodent (psych patient)
6. 5 feet of small bowel hanging to knees (after BF had literally knocked the bottom out of her recent hysterectomy scar).

Don't tell me me my job ain't glamorous!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on May 08, 2014, 09:58:31 AM
My discoveries:

1. condoms
2. multiple tampons
3. three crayola crayons (6 y/o child)
4. small action figure (another child)
5. decomposed, unidentifiable rodent (psych patient)
6. 5 feet of small bowel hanging to knees (after BF had literally knocked the bottom out of her recent hysterectomy scar).

Don't tell me me my job ain't glamorous!

AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Peanut Adams on May 08, 2014, 10:18:34 AM
My discoveries:

1. condoms
2. multiple tampons
3. three crayola crayons (6 y/o child)
4. small action figure (another child)
5. decomposed, unidentifiable rodent (psych patient)
6. 5 feet of small bowel hanging to knees (after BF had literally knocked the bottom out of her recent hysterectomy scar).

Don't tell me me my job ain't glamorous!

So number 6, BF was a Woopigger?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sliver72 on May 08, 2014, 10:32:48 AM
The apple of the brown eye.

If not for hipaa I could post pics for days of CTs and x rays of various objects in various orfices.

They all have the same story.

 I don't how it got there. I just sat on the sofa and the remote went up my ass.
Nurse on duty that night says the guy told her two things; "I'm not gay. I'm just kinky." and "Don't tell my wife."
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Aaron on May 08, 2014, 10:50:01 AM
Heard a jewelry store ad on the radio yesterday featuring Haystack.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on May 08, 2014, 10:54:37 AM
Heard a jewelry store ad on the radio yesterday featuring Haystack.

Who?
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Post by: Cerdo on May 08, 2014, 11:48:08 AM

6. 5 feet of small bowel hanging to knees (after BF had literally knocked the bottom out of her recent hysterectomy scar).


Uh oh.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on May 08, 2014, 11:53:37 AM
I was gonna suggest that might be Cerdo...
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Post by: JDHog on May 08, 2014, 11:54:00 AM
Uh oh.

"Blood makes a good lubricant."

-Annonymous Woopigger
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Post by: Boar Bidet on May 08, 2014, 12:09:47 PM
My discoveries:

1. condoms
2. multiple tampons
3. three crayola crayons (6 y/o child)
4. small action figure (another child)
5. decomposed, unidentifiable rodent (psych patient)
6. 5 feet of small bowel hanging to knees (after BF had literally knocked the bottom out of her recent hysterectomy scar).

Don't tell me me my job ain't glamorous!
my buddy that was at UAMS for a while said teenage boys would come in multiple times with hat pins up their urethra and he had a woman that come in with a potato she had stuck up in her, broken off and been wedged up in there so long it had sprouted and had the odor of a dead body. Other friend at UAMS said she had a lady come in with a Yankee candle stuck up he vagina.
I have no idea why nor did I ask.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LashHog on May 08, 2014, 12:11:04 PM
Other friend at UAMS said she had a lady come in with a Yankee candle stuck up he vagina.
I have no idea why nor did I ask.
No idea why? Really? How many options are there? The "why" seems pretty obvious.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on May 08, 2014, 12:13:56 PM
I was gonna suggest that might be Cerdo...
Medical clearance is the key.
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Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on May 08, 2014, 12:31:37 PM
No idea why? Really? How many options are there? The "why" seems pretty obvious.

To cover the smell?

What the fuck is a Yankee candle?
Does it have pinstripes?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on May 08, 2014, 12:40:14 PM
To cover the smell?

What the fuck is a Yankee candle?
Does it have pinstripes?
this
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on May 08, 2014, 12:40:38 PM


What the fuck is a Yankee candle?


I think it's code speak for Jeff Long's schlong. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on May 08, 2014, 12:45:13 PM
I think it's code speak for Jeff Long's schlong.

The sword of integrity.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sliver72 on May 08, 2014, 01:09:36 PM
I think it's code speak for Jeff Long's schlong.
The Pillar of Virtue...
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Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on May 08, 2014, 02:07:59 PM
this

I hope it was the blue one.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on May 08, 2014, 04:51:34 PM
I hope it was the blue one.

To match the waffle.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WPFM on May 08, 2014, 05:00:44 PM
To match the waffle.

Blue Waffle scented Yankee candle. If libertyhog ever upgrades the woopigs to a scratch-and-sniff version, this is what the "Worst restaurants you've ever been to" thread will smell like.
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Post by: Snowman Slayer on May 08, 2014, 06:47:21 PM
"Towlin and aMm". Gambler, or whoever drafted that up... Genus.

I met Snowman Slayer at the gym the other day. He doesn't live here but was cutting through or something. We must've been the only two mommafrickers doing legs in this part of the country, cause I was hogging the squat rack up and he waited a long damn time on me without saying anything. Not a lot of Adidaswolves doin legs up here, other than the rugby fellers. Anyways, he follows me up with perfect ass-to-ground squats, so frick him.

J/k, he's a good guy.
No squats, only curls in the squat rack bra  O0
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Post by: HawgRockCafe on May 08, 2014, 07:32:08 PM
One of the worst derailments ever.  :sick:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on May 08, 2014, 08:28:13 PM
Blue Waffle scented Yankee candle. If libertyhog ever upgrades the woopigs to a scratch-and-sniff version, this is what the "Worst restaurants you've ever been to" thread will smell like.


Blue Waffle House.

I see franchise potential...
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Post by: HogTat on May 08, 2014, 10:20:52 PM
Blue Waffle scented Yankee candle. If libertyhog ever upgrades the woopigs to a scratch-and-sniff version, this is what the "Worst restaurants you've ever been to" thread will smell like.

It'll make millions in San Francisco.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on May 08, 2014, 10:50:46 PM
I hope it was the blue one.
Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy
A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.
"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on May 08, 2014, 11:17:06 PM
Working up to her "off my meds Friday".  Please use the finger-blast a moderator function liberally tomorrow. We love that.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on May 09, 2014, 07:04:04 AM
Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy
A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.
"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"

Of the literally thousands of your senseless posts I have read over the years, this one may actually make the least sense.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on May 09, 2014, 08:53:43 AM
Blue Waffle scented Yankee candle. If libertyhog ever upgrades the woopigs to a scratch-and-sniff version, this is what the "Worst restaurants you've ever been to" thread will smell like.

Ummm....it's coming.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cumbria/features/2004/04/scratch_and_sniff/how_it_works.shtml
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: WPFM on May 11, 2014, 08:43:14 PM
Ummm....it's coming.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cumbria/features/2004/04/scratch_and_sniff/how_it_works.shtml

April 2004

(http://way2muchent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/20120313-075535.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Ob Gyn Kenobi on May 11, 2014, 09:03:12 PM
My discoveries:

1. condoms
2. multiple tampons
3. three crayola crayons (6 y/o child)
4. small action figure (another child)
5. decomposed, unidentifiable rodent (psych patient)
6. 5 feet of small bowel hanging to knees (after BF had literally knocked the bottom out of her recent hysterectomy scar).

Don't tell me me my job ain't glamorous!

Seen the old post-hyst vaginal evisceration myself; scary stuff. I've seen a few prom night spectaculars as well.

8 inch vibrating dildo out of someone's ass was pretty funny as well. That was over 25 yrs ago



Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on May 11, 2014, 09:53:56 PM
8 inch vibrating dildo out of someone's ass was pretty funny as well. That was over 25 yrs ago

Was it still running?  I mean, at the time of course... I'm sure 25 years kills even the Energizer Bunny.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on May 12, 2014, 07:15:47 AM
April 2004

(http://way2muchent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/20120313-075535.jpg)

  O0
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Ob Gyn Kenobi on May 12, 2014, 03:03:09 PM
Was it still running?  I mean, at the time of course... I'm sure 25 years kills even the Energizer Bunny.

Yes it was.

We put it on the mayo stand and the thing buzzed like crazy until the patient turned it off.

He had a good sense of humor about the whole thing which made it easier for the med student(me) and the nurses to stay professional.

It would have been much more difficult if the patient had been a pain in the ass
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on May 12, 2014, 03:12:21 PM
Yes it was.

We put it on the mayo stand and the thing buzzed like crazy until the patient turned it off.

He had a good sense of humor about the whole thing which made it easier for the med student(me) and the nurses to stay professional.

It would have been much more difficult if the patient had been a pain in the ass

Gof clap.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ArkGuy on May 13, 2014, 11:56:48 AM
Yes it was.

We put it on the mayo stand and the thing buzzed like crazy until the patient turned it off.

...

Did y'all make sandwiches in the ER?  Or did it somehow assit in the procedure?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on May 13, 2014, 12:28:13 PM
Did y'all make sandwiches in the ER?  Or did it somehow assit in the procedure?

I was wondering the same thing but didn't see any need to show anyone else my ignorance by asking...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Phat_Hawg on May 13, 2014, 12:30:01 PM
didn't see any need to show anyone else my ignorance by asking...

Little late in the year for New Year's resolutions isn't it?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: asshat on May 13, 2014, 01:00:28 PM
Did y'all make sandwiches in the ER?  Or did it somehow assit in the procedure?
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Zo0ABXZaL._SY300_.jpg)
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Post by: JDHog on May 13, 2014, 01:05:23 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Zo0ABXZaL._SY300_.jpg)

I guess I need one of those for the kitchen.  I have never even heard of a mayo stand.  I usually just set my mayo on the counter. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on May 13, 2014, 01:24:29 PM
I guess I need one of those for the kitchen.  I have never even heard of a mayo stand.  I usually just set my mayo on the counter. 

I never buy a kitchen tool that only has one use. Can it do anything besides hold mayo or does that void the warranty?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on May 13, 2014, 01:25:30 PM
I never buy a kitchen tool that only has one use. Can it do anything besides hold mayo or does that void the warranty?

I don't know.  I'm so confused.  I feel like I have really been missing out on something.
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Post by: ArkGuy on May 13, 2014, 01:26:46 PM
I never buy a kitchen tool that only has one use. Can it do anything besides hold mayo or does that void the warranty?

Now I know what "hold the mayo!" means.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: libertyhog on May 13, 2014, 01:29:15 PM
So. A rule of thumb would to NOT buy a used mayo stand.   
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on May 13, 2014, 01:29:26 PM
Now I know what "hold the mayo!" means.

Mind.  Blown.

(http://img.pandawhale.com/77789-kramer-mind-blown-gif-vynA.gif)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on May 13, 2014, 01:39:37 PM
I never buy a kitchen tool that only has one use. Can it do anything besides hold mayo or does that void the warranty?

How does this make you feel?

(http://glencoear.com/img/mayostand.jpg)
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Post by: Splurge on May 13, 2014, 01:40:55 PM
How does this make you feel?

(http://glencoear.com/img/mayostand.jpg)

Looks like an end table at Swahili's house.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: asshat on May 13, 2014, 01:46:12 PM
There's always money in the mayo stand.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Peanut Adams on May 13, 2014, 01:51:21 PM
Looks like an end table at Swahili's house.
(http://i859.photobucket.com/albums/ab156/ahogfan80/lol_zps144a7bf7.jpg) (http://s859.photobucket.com/user/ahogfan80/media/lol_zps144a7bf7.jpg.html)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on May 13, 2014, 02:19:47 PM
So I was bored and wondered what a motorized jelly dong might look like running wide open on a mayo stand.

(http://glencoear.com/img/mayostand.gif)


Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on May 13, 2014, 02:26:08 PM
Little late in the year for New Year's resolutions isn't it?
Ima use this at work.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on May 13, 2014, 02:28:46 PM
So I was bored and wondered what a motorized jelly dong might look like running wide open on a mayo stand.

(http://glencoear.com/img/mayostand.gif)

 :maundoed:     :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on May 13, 2014, 03:12:10 PM
How does this make you feel?

(http://glencoear.com/img/mayostand.jpg)

See, mayo is not just a condiment, can also be a lubricant. Multiuse.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on May 13, 2014, 03:17:45 PM
Miracle Whip is better.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: oddi on May 13, 2014, 03:18:26 PM
So I was bored and wondered what a motorized jelly dong might look like running wide open on a mayo stand.

(http://glencoear.com/img/mayostand.gif)

All Sum!

You you see the mustard and ketchup stands.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: JDHog on May 13, 2014, 03:23:20 PM
I'm finished for now.

(http://glencoear.com/img/ojmayostand.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: oddi on May 13, 2014, 03:38:50 PM
They were named that as they were first used at the Mayo clinic.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on May 13, 2014, 04:01:41 PM
They were named that as they were first used at the Mayo clinic.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0503xXx-IwM/TicRk0b_3RI/AAAAAAAABAo/BxpGq6IGAYY/s1600/NerdAlert.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on May 13, 2014, 04:05:27 PM
Miracle Whip is better.

Can it be placed on a mayo stand?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on May 13, 2014, 04:56:58 PM
How does this make you feel?

(http://glencoear.com/img/mayostand.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: KSHogg on May 13, 2014, 05:05:11 PM
Can it be placed on a mayo stand?

And if so, how about spicy brown mustard?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on May 13, 2014, 05:05:15 PM
Little late in the year for New Year's resolutions isn't it?

When you roll with that shit like I do it's never too early to get started for Next Year...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on May 13, 2014, 05:26:35 PM
Can it be placed on a mayo stand?

Only on the wheels, should they squeak.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Ob Gyn Kenobi on May 13, 2014, 08:45:13 PM
So I was bored and wondered what a motorized jelly dong might look like running wide open on a mayo stand.

(http://glencoear.com/img/mayostand.gif)

 :stunned:

Get out of my head.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Sliver72 on May 14, 2014, 12:51:10 PM
So I was bored and wondered what a motorized jelly dong might look like running wide open on a mayo stand.

(http://glencoear.com/img/mayostand.gif)
I'm a man of practicality and utility. I like when something can do more than one job. Seeing this little mock up here got me to thinking about why no one has invented a vibrator/alarm clock yet.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: KSHogg on May 14, 2014, 01:04:26 PM
NSFW




http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/11/wake-up-vibe-alarm-clock_n_4764599.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/11/wake-up-vibe-alarm-clock_n_4764599.html)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on May 14, 2014, 01:04:59 PM
I'm a man of practicality and utility. I like when something can do more than one job. Seeing this little mock up here got me to thinking about why no one has invented a vibrator/alarm clock yet.
why would you want to put a clock in your buzzer? 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: USAFHawg on May 31, 2014, 10:36:20 PM
I'm pretty sure I had dinner with a Woopiger on Friday night. Who from here lives in Virginia?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: FNG on June 01, 2014, 10:14:16 AM
I'm pretty sure I had dinner with a Woopiger on Friday night. Who from here lives in Virginia?
I do.
But I'm fairly certain I would have noticed you on my couch.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Thin Red Swine on June 01, 2014, 10:25:14 AM
I do.
But I'm fairly certain I would have noticed you on my couch.

A sleepover?  How cute.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: FNG on June 01, 2014, 04:00:01 PM
A sleepover?  How cute.
There's just something about a man in uniform.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Passed on June 02, 2014, 09:51:54 AM
I'm pretty sure I had dinner with a Woopiger on Friday night. Who from here lives in Virginia?

I do... But it wasn't me.  Of course, I didn't check the bushes outside of my home office window.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tanny Bogus on June 02, 2014, 11:22:55 AM
I'm pretty sure I had dinner with a Woopiger on Friday night. Who from here lives in Virginia?
I had Thanksgiving dinner with a Woopigger but didn't find out til much later.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: FNG on June 02, 2014, 12:05:25 PM
I do... But it wasn't me.  Of course, I didn't check the bushes outside of my home office window.
Wherefore art thou?
The 757 here.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Passed on June 02, 2014, 12:22:15 PM
Wherefore art thou?
The 757 here.

540 here.  FRednecksburg.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: FNG on June 02, 2014, 01:27:38 PM
540 here.  FRednecksburg.
Beautiful country up there. Nice place to explore via motorcycle.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Passed on June 03, 2014, 04:42:40 AM
Beautiful country up there. Nice place to explore via motorcycle.

Indeed!  The parkway is still a favorite ride for me... especially if the park police aren't out  ;).  There are several others that are better motorcycle roads, but there is something about going slow and enjoying the scenery then laying the hammer down for a bit and stopping at an overlook for a while.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on June 03, 2014, 08:09:03 AM
Indeed!  The parkway is still a favorite ride for me... especially if the park police aren't out  ;).  There are several others that are better motorcycle roads, but there is something about going slow and enjoying the scenery then laying the hammer down for a bit and stopping at an overlook for a while.

Always wanted to do that one.  I've hiked it, but not gotten there with a bike. 

Lucky you.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on June 03, 2014, 09:19:31 AM
We were sitting outside at Bunker's (bar at North Hills Golf Course) having a drink after work yesterday...and there's three knuckleheads at the next table over, just finished playing golf.  I hear one of them say "king of dequeen, that's what I use for my online name."

I asked "online where.......?"

It was kingofdequeen and Stephen Colboar from here. Much laughing and swapping of tales ensued.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Merle_Hoggard on June 03, 2014, 09:30:24 AM
We were sitting outside at Bunker's (bar at North Hills Golf Course) having a drink after work yesterday...and there's three knuckleheads at the next table over, just finished playing golf.  I hear one of them say "king of dequeen, that's what I use for my online name."

I asked "online where.......?"

It was kingofdequeen and Stephen Colboar from here. Much laughing and swapping of tales ensued.

"Tales" is being generous, to say the least.

You can't believe a word either one of them say. :D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on June 03, 2014, 06:01:39 PM
We were sitting outside at Bunker's (bar at North Hills Golf Course) having a drink after work yesterday...and there's three knuckleheads at the next table over, just finished playing golf.  I hear one of them say "king of dequeen, that's what I use for my online name."

I asked "online where.......?"

It was kingofdequeen and Stephen Colboar from here. Much laughing and swapping of tales ensued.
Yep, great meeting y'all.
I've only been out there to Bunkers twice now during rounds of golf. It's pretty great out there.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on June 03, 2014, 10:30:05 PM
We're there quite a bit. Hey, Wednesdays are dollar PBRs and cornhole tournaments for about as long as people want to play. They end up going pretty late usually.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on June 03, 2014, 11:28:42 PM
cornhole tournaments .

WTF E?  Are you from Nebraska? 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: FNG on June 04, 2014, 05:35:42 AM
cornhole tournaments
WTF E?  Are you from Nebraska? 
He made the All-Cummins team three years running.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Passed on June 04, 2014, 07:24:07 AM
Always wanted to do that one.  I've hiked it, but not gotten there with a bike. 

Lucky you.   :thumbup:

I have ridden it from the top of Skyline Drive all the way to MM469 and back.  It's a great ride, well worth the time and effort.  Grab your bike and come on out, I'd be happy to ride with you.  There are a lot of great trails and sites along it.  Mabry Mill is pretty cool.  The main visitor center usually has live folk music in the summer.  Linville falls has some great views.  Plenty of places to camp along the way, too.  Right now is the best time of year for it, since the humidity isn't in full effect.  Once the humidity gets thick, the views aren't as majestic -- nice humidity haze.  Mid to late fall is great, but sometimes chilly and you miss out on the musicians and blacksmiths and such that reenact the old days at some of the sites.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on September 04, 2014, 04:13:40 AM
Met Oahuhawg tonight. Good peeps. Financial Consultant....notwithstanding.   Aloha!  O0
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: OahuHawg on September 04, 2014, 02:37:50 PM
Met Oahuhawg tonight. Good peeps. Financial Consultant....notwithstanding.   Aloha!  O0

Enjoyed conversation and cool, refreshing beverages with GeoHogsGeo.  Met at the outdoor bar on the beach overlooking Hickam Harbor.  It's a good life. 

And be fair now - I didn't try to sell you anything did I?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on September 04, 2014, 03:29:04 PM
That must have been some awkward sex.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on September 04, 2014, 03:36:25 PM
Enjoyed conversation and cool, refreshing beverages with GeoHogsGeo.  Met at the outdoor bar on the beach overlooking Hickam Harbor.  It's a good life. 

And be fair now - I didn't try to sell you anything did I?
Met Oahuhawg tonight. Good peeps. Financial Consultant....notwithstanding.   Aloha!  O0

Is that the one by Sam Choy's?  Let me know when you dirty bastards get together again.  Hate it I missed the Hawaii Hog Ass'n get together this time. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: OahuHawg on September 04, 2014, 08:18:00 PM
Is that the one by Sam Choy's?  Let me know when you dirty bastards get together again.  Hate it I missed the Hawaii Hog Ass'n get together this time.

That's the one.  Let us know when you get back to Paradise and we'll set something up.  Aloha and safe travels.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 29, 2014, 07:34:25 PM
Had the pleasure of meeting Dirkpiggler this afternoon. He loaded my Christmas tree on my trailer for me. I'd like to take this opportunity to put a plug in for his son's baseball organization.  We have bought a tree from Jr Deputy for the past 6 years. They are located in the K Mart parking lot on Rodney Parham. They sell great trees at good prices. They are all volunteers and very friendly and helpful. If you need a tree, go check them out.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Jose Papoopoo on November 29, 2014, 07:51:39 PM
Had the pleasure of meeting Dirkpiggler this afternoon. He loaded my Christmas tree on my trailer for me. I'd like to take this opportunity to put a plug in for his son's baseball organization.  We have bought a tree from Jr Deputy for the past 6 years. They are located in the K Mart parking lot on Rodney Parham. They sell great trees at good prices. They are all volunteers and very friendly and helpful. If you need a tree, go check them out.

So how did you guys know you were fellow internet badasses? Did I miss the super secret handshake thread where you can identify yourself as a woopigger?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 29, 2014, 07:56:15 PM
So how did you guys know you were fellow internet badasses? Did I miss the super secret handshake thread where you can identify yourself as a woopigger?

I had on a woopig shirt.  I had bought the tree the day before and it had a tag with my name on it. dirk went and checked the name when he saw my shirt. We knew each other's names as we are friends of friends, but had never met.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogggdadi on November 29, 2014, 07:56:26 PM
every time is see this thread I get warm & fuzzy inside.  glad I inspired something still going on the board.  Miss ol' Cotte tho.  he needs to get his ass back over here.  I miss the inside scoop.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: RedRiverHog on November 29, 2014, 08:02:24 PM
I had on a woopig shirt.  I had bought the tree the day before and it had a tag with my name on it. dirk went and checked the name when he saw my shirt. We knew each other's names as we are friends of friends, but had never met.

When you bought the tree the day before, you told them "I'll be back to pick it up, just write DRYANKNPULL on it"?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: boartitz on November 29, 2014, 08:05:01 PM
We were sitting outside at Bunker's (bar at North Hills Golf Course) having a drink after work yesterday...and there's three knuckleheads at the next table over, just finished playing golf.  I hear one of them say "king of dequeen, that's what I use for my online name."

I asked "online where.......?"

It was kingofdequeen and Stephen Colboar from here. Much laughing and swapping of tales ensued.
They bought Elvis a round, right?
Don't see many woopiggers here in MN.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 29, 2014, 08:13:16 PM
When you bought the tree the day before, you told them "I'll be back to pick it up, just write DRYANKNPULL on it"?

When I bought it the day before, it was so laden with snow that the only two volunteers and I couldn't pick it up to get it on the trailer. We were able to drag it into the sun to melt. They put my real name on it. Dirk and I know of each other through another woopigger, so we knew each other's real name. The names Dirkpiggler and DRYANKNPULL were never said. But if I show up next year to buy one that we can't load, I'll have them put DRYANKNPULL on it for shits and giggles.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: RedRiverHog on November 29, 2014, 08:21:28 PM
When I bought it the day before, it was so laden with snow that the only two volunteers and I couldn't pick it up to get it on the trailer. We were able to drag it into the sun to melt. They put my real name on it. Dirk and I know of each other through another woopigger, so we knew each other's real name. The names Dirkpiggler and DRYANKNPULL were never said. But if I show up next year to buy one that we can't load, I'll have them put DRYANKNPULL on it for shits and giggles.

I just fucking with you
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 29, 2014, 08:26:15 PM
I just fricking with you

I know. Gave me a good opportunity to claim that I bought a Christmas tree in Little Rock that was so frozen solid with snow that we couldn't pick it up. My kids thought it was cool.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on November 30, 2014, 12:30:06 AM
You're a bunch of pussies, only because I wasn't there at the hockey tourney. Fuck all y'all!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Arkansas Proud on November 30, 2014, 12:35:26 AM
I know. Gave me a good opportunity to claim that I bought a Christmas tree in Little Rock that was so frozen solid with snow that we couldn't pick it up. My kids thought it was cool.

Next year send the girl in your avatar.  He'll appreciate that more than seeing a friend of a friend.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on December 07, 2014, 09:37:45 AM
Standing outside Big Orange Midtown yesterday...guy and his lady walk out, look at my bride and me and nods.  Takes about five steps and turns around and says ".....woopig?".

Me: "Yep...oh lord...."
Him: "I'm Leotis"

Talked for a few minutes...it's always funny when someone I don't know eyes me...and then makes a Woopig reference.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on December 07, 2014, 10:34:19 PM
he needs to get his ass back over here.

Very true.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on December 10, 2014, 09:20:13 AM
Elvis' dog viciously attacked me, causing significant emotional distress.  One of you ambulance chasers get at me, we'll take woopids for all it's worth.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LRHogfan on December 10, 2014, 11:43:43 AM
Elvis' dog viciously attacked me, causing significant emotional distress.  One of you ambulance chasers get at me, we'll take woopids for all it's worth.

 :D

He has never done anything like that before! They say dogs are good judges of character, though, so hmmmm....   ;D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on December 10, 2014, 12:20:34 PM
:D

He has never done anything like that before! They say dogs are good judges of character, though, so hmmmm....   ;D

Exactly.....

Hurtt was trembling in fear of this guy...all 10 pounds of him.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on December 10, 2014, 02:16:41 PM

Exactly.....

Hurtt was trembling in fear of this guy...all 10 pounds of him.

He had a knife.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bleedinred on December 10, 2014, 03:30:38 PM
He had a knife.

Hands up don't stab.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on December 10, 2014, 03:35:49 PM
He had a knife.

The fear was worth the trip...nice job getting hired!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on December 11, 2014, 11:22:58 AM
He had a knife.
Figures. Bring a knife to a dogfight.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on December 14, 2014, 08:40:30 AM
The fear was worth the trip...nice job getting hired!


You helped hurt get a job?  Damn!!

Membership does have it's privledges
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on January 15, 2015, 10:12:02 PM
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=315814805284548

Is this pink philoyd?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on January 15, 2015, 10:24:38 PM
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=315814805284548

Is this pink philoyd?
Yes.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on January 16, 2015, 07:34:50 AM
Yes.

Somebody touched my Tra la la.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on January 16, 2015, 09:49:22 AM
Figures. Bring a knife to a dogfight.

Elvis is Mike Vick?!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on January 16, 2015, 02:35:32 PM
Yes.

Sweet.  I found a woopiggers.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on January 22, 2015, 10:43:28 AM
Heard a co-worker across the room today say that he used to dabble in the woopig a bit and that it was "brutal."  I didn't really explore the matter but it sounds as if he may have been r-u-n-n-o-f-t.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on January 22, 2015, 10:51:00 AM
Heard a co-worker across the room today say that he used to dabble in the woopig a bit and that it was "brutal."  I didn't really explore the matter but it sounds as if he may have been r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

What did he used to be?  Bartender or lawyer?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on January 22, 2015, 11:03:04 AM
What did he used to be?  Bartender or lawyer?

Definitely twarn't no lawyer.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Boar Bidet on January 22, 2015, 11:14:06 AM
I had to call kingofdequeen a cab last week. He drinks like a girl and can't hold his alcohol. Stephen Colboar got him drunk and just ditched him. What a friend.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bigghurtt on January 22, 2015, 11:29:37 AM

I had to call kingofdequeen a cab last week. He drinks like a girl and can't hold his alcohol. Stephen Colboar got him drunk and just ditched him. What a friend.

This all sounds authentic.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on January 22, 2015, 11:35:40 AM
Result of a rage drink from the Tennessee loss.
He already had a cab home.
Guess he wanted to stop by and annoy you on the way.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Merle_Hoggard on January 22, 2015, 12:27:45 PM
Saw a license plate on a vehicle driving N on 67/167 between Jax and Cabot yesterday:  DIAF1

Own up.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on January 22, 2015, 12:42:22 PM


You're avatar is allsome.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: abypfcs on January 22, 2015, 12:57:47 PM
I had to call kingofdequeen a cab last week. He drinks like a girl and can't hold his alcohol. Stephen Colboar got him drunk and just ditched him. What a friend.
Did you call him a cab, after breakfast in the morning? :evil:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on January 22, 2015, 12:59:38 PM
Did you call him a cab, after breakfast in the morning? :evil:
"So how do you like your eggs: scrambled or fertilized?"
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on January 22, 2015, 01:01:30 PM
"So how do you like your eggs: scrambled or fertilized?"

If it had been Joebob she could have had both.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hogustus on February 27, 2015, 07:08:10 PM
I met Bogey7 today in Jonesboro to discuss some work.  I found said work through the website.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: gibraltar on February 27, 2015, 07:24:18 PM
I met Bogey7 today in Jonesboro to discuss some work.  I found said work through the website.   :thumbup:
If you brought him beer you would have been manager.
That guy loves some beer.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hogustus on February 27, 2015, 07:45:14 PM
If you brought him beer you would have been manager.
That guy loves some beer.
Heh, I should have, but didn't want to make a bad impression the first time I met a guy.   :)

He had good things to say about you and LaMoHawg and a couple of other folks I should remember, but don't.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Raoul on March 01, 2015, 10:31:27 PM
I sold my lefty Pings to JoeBob a few weeks ago and drank beer on Dickson last night with Karl O at the bar formerly known as Rogers Rec. I then watched American Sniper with the missus and saw 5 dudes with Hawgville shirts on buying tickets to 50 Shades of Grey. After laughing Til I pissed myself and sharted, I slid all the way up 540 to Rogers on the slickest roads I've been on since that fucked up ice storm in 2000 or so. Cool story, I know.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Thin Red Swine on March 02, 2015, 05:12:32 AM
I sold my lefty Pings to JoeBob a few weeks ago and drank beer on Dickson last night with Karl O at the bar formerly known as Rogers Rec. I then watched American Sniper with the missus and saw 5 dudes with Hawgville shirts on buying tickets to 50 Shades of Grey. After laughing Til I pissed myself and sharted, I slid all the way up 540 to Rogers on the slickest roads I've been on since that fucked up ice storm in 2000 or so. Cool story, I know.

In their defense, there was a typo on the marquee so it read 50 Shades of Cool Grey.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on March 02, 2015, 10:03:29 AM
In their defense, there was a typo on the marquee so it read 50 Shades of Cool Grey.
It should've been 50 Shades of Adobe.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Arkansas Proud on March 02, 2015, 02:41:01 PM
saw 5 dudes with Hawgville shirts on buying tickets to 50 Shades of Grey.

Aren't they a corporation?

I can just imagine walking in to their February board meeting.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on March 02, 2015, 09:56:59 PM
It should've been 50 Shades of Adobe.


I was thinking 50 shades of Ghey, but whatever works for them.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bogey7 on March 10, 2015, 05:14:26 PM
Hogustus is a good dude, and has been great to work with on the web app idea I posted somewhere on here.  Beer will flow if we make an idea turn into reality.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HoneyBakedPiglet on April 28, 2015, 08:03:35 AM
Met up with Muzzy for dinner here in the Boston area. Really cool guy and surprisingly good tex-mex for a Yankee establishment.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Thin Red Swine on April 28, 2015, 04:43:49 PM
Met up with Muzzy for dinner here in the Boston area. Really cool guy and surprisingly good tex-mex for a Yankee establishment.

Wow.  No Moroccan food?  He must not have liked you.   
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on April 28, 2015, 07:24:11 PM
Met up with Muzzy for dinner here in the Boston area. Really cool guy and surprisingly good tex-mex for a Yankee establishment.

Good to meet you, HBP.   :beer:

Wow.  No Moroccan food?  He must not have liked you.   

Woburn.  What the fuck do I know about Woburn?  1 halfass BBQ joint and 1 Tex-Mex joint, that's what...and we had to drive to Billerica for that!!   ;D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: lawtiger on April 28, 2015, 10:31:27 PM

Woburn.  What the fuck do I know about Woburn? 

John Travolta crashed a law firm working a case there.  Macy even tried to dump the Krugerrands to keep 'em afloat.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Thin Red Swine on April 29, 2015, 12:50:49 PM
Good to meet you, HBP.   :beer:

Woburn.  What the fuck do I know about Woburn?  1 halfass BBQ joint and 1 Tex-Mex joint, that's what...and we had to drive to Billerica for that!!   ;D

 O0

You were close enough, might as well have just gone up to Lowell.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on April 29, 2015, 01:09:36 PM
You traveled to Boston and he took you to TeX Mex? Geez Muzz.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on April 29, 2015, 02:13:06 PM
You traveled to Boston and he took you to TeX Mex? Geez Muzz.

(http://www.accuaireinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/woburn.jpg)

http://www.urbanspoon.com/nf/4/40927/100047/Boston/Woburn-MA/Seafood-Restaurants
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Splurge on April 30, 2015, 08:05:34 AM
Had no idea that muzzy was in Woburn.  Been there several times - great town with a lot of character.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: MDEM on April 30, 2015, 08:32:41 AM
Had no idea that muzzy was in Woburn.  Been there several times - great town with a lot of character.

I'm not.   :D  That's where HBP is staying this week.   We go looking for a place to eat, and I'm at a complete loss in Woburn.  Click that link...seafood places in Woburn...starts with a pizza joint.   :maundoed: 

Had to go over to Burlington just to find a place that I know has good food.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Splurge on April 30, 2015, 08:45:17 AM
I'm not.   :D  That's where HBP is staying this week.   We go looking for a place to eat, and I'm at a complete loss in Woburn.  Click that link...seafood places in Woburn...starts with a pizza joint.   :maundoed: 

Had to go over to Burlington just to find a place that I know has good food.

Burlington is another great area.  Speaking of zero options...Littleton.  Great little town, but damn.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Nolapigz on August 03, 2015, 03:59:39 PM
I got the chance to have a few beers with gibraltar the other day as he was passing through NOLA on the way to vacation.  Cool MFer and damn nice to talk to somebody from East Arkansas again.  Safe travels man. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bakervscarrr on August 03, 2015, 05:35:52 PM

I got the chance to have a few beers with gibraltar the other day as he was passing through NOLA on the way to vacation.  Cool MFer and damn nice to talk to somebody from East Arkansas again.  Safe travels man.

My fam spent Wed-Fri last week in NOLA on the way BACK from the beach. I should have spoken up. Could have broken bread with a local.

I was pretty pleased with our dining list. No repeats from past trips. Liuzza's by the Track, Camellia Grill, and Katy's Mid-City were highlights. Hit Morning Call for lunch while at City Park, and enjoyed it.

Wednesday night when we arrived, we rode the city bus from St Charles to Canal, stood underneath a canopy in a monsoon for 30 minutes, bought a $23 umbrella from CVS at this insistence of my son, then rode the bus back to the hotel and ate at Superior Grill because it was next door to our hotel. But when I ordered a margarita from the bar, the bartender handed me three because they were 3 for 1, so it worked out okay. Grabbed one togo as we left, too.

I really love your city. It fascinates me.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Stephen Colboar on August 03, 2015, 05:44:34 PM
Was down there in May coming back from the beach, but only had time to see a friend that works at Dickie Brennan's, then get wasted in the quarter that night.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Nolapigz on August 03, 2015, 08:15:41 PM
Next time either of you are down just give me a shout.  I can at minimum tell you where to eat.  Coffee in City Park at Morning Call is the best. 

And you're right about that Monsoon last Wed.  We had another one just as strong pass through the next night.  I was standing put in it getting drenched with a shovel clearing the storm basin.  Yeah, I'm that neighbor.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on August 03, 2015, 09:49:07 PM
I got the chance to have a few beers with gibraltar the other day as he was passing through NOLA on the way to vacation.  Cool MFer and damn nice to talk to somebody from East Arkansas again.  Safe travels man.

I met him 2 weeks ago.  He' is indeed a cool mofo.
I owe  him a huge  debt.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: FNG on August 04, 2015, 07:52:14 AM
I got the chance to have a few beers with gibraltar the other day. Cool MFer.
I met him 2 weeks ago.  He' is indeed a cool mofo.  :thumbup:

Gibralter. Gibralter. Gibralter.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: jethro on August 04, 2015, 08:36:31 AM
Were any of you guys in Cody, Wyoming in the middle of July this summer?  I met a guy in a Razorback cap while getting to  do the Yellowstone thing with family.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on August 04, 2015, 08:59:16 AM
Gibralter. Gibralter. Gibralter.

 :maundoed:
Thanks. I needed that.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: gibraltar on August 04, 2015, 07:50:12 PM
I got the chance to have a few beers with gibraltar the other day as he was passing through NOLA on the way to vacation.  Cool MFer and damn nice to talk to somebody from East Arkansas again.  Safe travels man.
Give this guy a shout if in the area. Absolute bastion of knowledge about the city.

I met him 2 weeks ago.  He' is indeed a cool mofo.
I owe  him a huge  debt.  :thumbup:

My offer stands, when I get back of course.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 27, 2015, 07:39:20 PM
I initiated the customary Woopussy "nice shirt/garage sale" greeting at the truck stop in Ozark this evening.



Went off without a hitch.  Nailed it.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Merle_Hoggard on November 27, 2015, 07:43:49 PM
I initiated the customary Woopussy "nice shirt/garage sale" greeting at the truck stop in Ozark this evening.



Went off without a hitch.  Nailed it.

Well, who was it?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on November 27, 2015, 07:45:55 PM
Give this guy a shout if in the area. Absolute bastion of knowledge about the city.
 
My offer stands, when I get back of course.
Agreeance. Met up with him last weekend down there. Great guy and very knowledgeable of Nawlins'.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 27, 2015, 08:08:05 PM
Well, who was it?

Were we supposed to keep talking?  Nobody told me that part.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Nolapigz on November 27, 2015, 08:37:13 PM
Agreeance. Met up with him last weekend down there. Great guy and very knowledgeable of Nawlins'.
I ended up staying and got hammered and caught Uber home.  Nice to hang with you guys for awhile. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Too Big Pig on November 27, 2015, 08:42:54 PM
Spotted Bogey7 on a facebook group by his beer lineup.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 27, 2015, 08:51:49 PM
I initiated the customary Woopussy "nice shirt/garage sale" greeting at the truck stop in Ozark this evening.





Went off without a hitch.  Nailed it.


I was wondering if that, was you. I was just looking for a dry spot to take off my rain pants while the kids were stocking up on junk food. We love that truck stop.

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: LaMoHog on November 27, 2015, 09:31:47 PM
Were we supposed to keep talking?  Nobody told me that part.

Ah you met a good'ern. Doc's a great guy.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 27, 2015, 09:54:10 PM

I was wondering if that, was you. I was just looking for a dry spot to take off my rain pants while the kids were stocking up on junk food. We love that truck stop.

We pull in there often for chicken strips on our way home.  They make 'em tasty there.  When I first saw the shirt, I was standing at the counter in the bathroom washing my hands.  I looked into the mirror and it was directly behind me at a urinal.  I briefly considered introducing myself right there and telling you not to make it weird.  But hey.  Good taste prevails once again.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 28, 2015, 08:09:41 PM
We pull in there often for chicken strips on our way home.  They make 'em tasty there.  When I first saw the shirt, I was standing at the counter in the bathroom washing my hands.  I looked into the mirror and it was directly behind me at a urinal.  I briefly considered introducing myself right there and telling you not to make it weird.  But hey.  Good taste prevails once again.


So many opportunities for epic win at that point....
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on November 28, 2015, 08:33:00 PM

So many opportunities for epic win at that point....

 :maundoed:   No doubt.  Something like "Hey bud, Are you a Clay Travis fan?"
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: notaslibro on November 28, 2015, 09:35:02 PM

So many opportunities for epic win at that point....

"I see you're wearing a Woopig shirt.  I'm Ruddy Stormwater. "
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Arkansas Proud on November 28, 2015, 09:44:09 PM
"I see you're wearing a Woopig shirt.  I'm Ruddy Stormwater. "

Then the guy would have known he was lying.  Ruddy wouldn't have noticed the shirt first.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 28, 2015, 10:11:34 PM
Point to his watch drunkenly and slur "nithe cockring."
Say "would you mind holdin this for me?" And when he turns around be unzipping your pants...
Or "are you from around here?  I'm supposed to meet somebody at the Alma Sonic for an asswhoopin".
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Ruddy Stormwater on November 28, 2015, 10:30:06 PM
"I see you're wearing a Woopig shirt.  I'm Ruddy Stormwater. "

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bogey7 on November 28, 2015, 11:23:17 PM
Spotted Bogey7 on a facebook group by his beer lineup.

It was a good lineup! 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PHARMHOG on November 29, 2015, 08:30:46 AM
Ah you met a good'ern. Doc's a great guy.

There are couple of for sure things about YnP.

He wears his woopig shirt to every Hog game.

He will be riding shotgun on the way home.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on December 11, 2015, 08:50:53 PM
I got to meet Merle Hoggard yesterday, and I must say, in truest Woopigs fashion, he is as handsome and athletically built as a Greek God.  He walks with a slight limp, obviously because his schlong impedes a normal stride.
The supermodel groupies were unexpected, and I had never seen a four wheel drive Ferrari with a turret mounted .50cal...man...some guys have all the toys.

Having said all that, He's a hell of a good guy.  I could spend hours talking guns and smallmouth, drinking coalbeers, and generally shooting the shit.   :beer:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on December 11, 2015, 08:55:01 PM
I got to meet Merle Hoggard yesterday, and I must say, in truest Woopigs fashion, he is as handsome and athletically built as a Greek God.  He walks with a slight limp, obviously because his schlong impedes a normal stride.
The supermodel groupies were unexpected, and I had never seen a four wheel drive Ferrari with a turret mounted .50cal...man...some guys have all the toys.

Having said all that, He's a Starkville of a good guy.  I could spend hours talking guns and smallmouth, drinking coalbeers, and generally shooting the aMm.   :beer:

This is and awesome thread worthy post.

For all you K State lurkers,  beware.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on December 11, 2015, 08:58:10 PM
I'm finna go get me another coalbeer.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on December 11, 2015, 09:17:12 PM
I'm finna go get me another coalbeer.

 :thumbup: :beer:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Son_of_Spam on December 11, 2015, 09:23:45 PM
I got to meet Merle Hoggard yesterday, and I must say, in truest Woopigs fashion, he is as handsome and athletically built as a Greek God.  He walks with a slight limp, obviously because his schlong impedes a normal stride.
The supermodel groupies were unexpected, and I had never seen a four wheel drive Ferrari with a turret mounted .50cal...man...some guys have all the toys.

Having said all that, He's a Starkville of a good guy.  I could spend hours talking guns and smallmouth, drinking coalbeers, and generally shooting the aMm.   :beer:
I have known Merle Hoggard for years and this is not him. according to his wife, he does not have a schlong. The vehicle was obviously someone else's. He counts tadpoles for a living. He smokes cigars and look like a shit salesman with a sample in his mouth. Poor bastard only has dreams of groupies. He drives a VW van....with a slingshot that hangs out the window. Other than that, he is a standup guy. Beer snob, great family man, and friend. Glad you met him.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on December 11, 2015, 09:26:41 PM
I have known Merle Hoggard for years and this is not him. according to his wife, he does not have a schlong. The vehicle was obviously someone else's. He counts tadpoles for a living. He smokes cigars and look like a shit salesman with a sample in his mouth. Poor bastard only has dreams of groupies. He drives a VW van....with a slingshot that hangs out the window. Other than that, he is a standup guy. Beer snob, great family man, and friend. Glad you met him.

Gotdam!!! :maundoed:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on December 12, 2015, 01:49:53 AM
I have known Merle Hoggard for years and this is not him. according to his wife, he does not have a schlong. The vehicle was obviously someone else's. He counts tadpoles for a living. He smokes cigars and look like a shit salesman with a sample in his mouth. Poor bastard only has dreams of groupies. He drives a VW van....with a slingshot that hangs out the window. Other than that, he is a standup guy. Beer snob, great family man, and friend. Glad you met him.
This is the Merle I have slammed beers with.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on December 12, 2015, 09:36:34 AM
I've been duped!!
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Thin Red Swine on December 12, 2015, 12:37:54 PM
I have known Merle Hoggard for years and this is not him. according to his wife, he does not have a schlong. The vehicle was obviously someone else's. He counts tadpoles for a living. He smokes cigars and look like a aMm salesman with a sample in his mouth. Poor bastard only has dreams of groupies. He drives a VW van....with a slingshot that hangs out the window. Other than that, he is a standup guy. Beer snob, great family man, and friend. Glad you met him.

Glad you posted this.   Now we won't have to suffer through a Merle Hoggard's Cock thread.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Merle_Hoggard on December 12, 2015, 01:09:07 PM
I got to meet Merle Hoggard yesterday, and I must say, in truest Woopigs fashion, he is as handsome and athletically built as a Greek God.  He walks with a slight limp, obviously because his schlong impedes a normal stride.
The supermodel groupies were unexpected, and I had never seen a four wheel drive Ferrari with a turret mounted .50cal...man...some guys have all the toys.

Having said all that, He's a Starkville of a good guy.  I could spend hours talking guns and smallmouth, drinking coalbeers, and generally shooting the aMm.   :beer:

Dang, Snoop...like I said to you yesterday, you can spin a yarn better than anyone in the history of the innerwebs.

I want this on my tombstone, and I want you to direct the movie Tarentino will undoubtedly make about my life.

Also, it was a real pleasure getting to meet you and hang out for a while.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Merle_Hoggard on December 12, 2015, 01:15:47 PM
I have known Merle Hoggard for years and this is not him. according to his wife, he does not have a schlong. The vehicle was obviously someone else's. He counts tadpoles for a living. He smokes cigars and look like a aMm salesman with a sample in his mouth. Poor bastard only has dreams of groupies. He drives a VW van....with a slingshot that hangs out the window. Other than that, he is a standup guy. Beer snob, great family man, and friend. Glad you met him.

I knew I could count on you. :beer:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on December 13, 2015, 10:58:40 PM
Don't know if I put this on here or not, but while training g at work last year the guy I was working with took off his vest and was wearing a woopig shirt . Asked what his name was on here and he said he's never posted, just a lurker .  Cool story bro
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Clark on December 14, 2015, 12:21:17 AM
Don't know if I put this on here or not, but while training g at work last year the guy I was working with took off his vest and was wearing a woopig shirt . Asked what his name was on here and he said he's never posted, just a lurker .  Cool story bro
That was Arkansas Proud taking off his Wal Mart smock.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: ElvisHog on December 14, 2015, 12:34:33 AM
I get a text last week from a chick that I played team mixed doubles with this summer. She asks me to play with her against a friend and that friends boyfriend. I say sure.

Walk on the court Wednesday night to play...introduce myself to the guy and to his cute, very fit girlfriend.

We play. My partner and I win in straight sets. Someone suggested playing guys vs girls. Sure thing. He says no mercy as both of the ladies are solid players. We win. No mercy.

Afterward we're standing around talking. She mentions Woopig, which catches me off guard. Ask how she knows about it...finally says her boyfriend has told her some about it. So I ask who he is on the board.

Pigproquo. "Known" him more than a decade and where do we meet? On the tennis court.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on December 14, 2015, 09:00:27 AM
Don't know if I put this on here or not, but while training g at work last year the guy I was working with took off his vest and was wearing a woopig shirt . Asked what his name was on here and he said he's never posted, just a lurker .  Cool story bro

At the freight house?

AGNK works at the ramp/service track...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Filthy_McSwine on December 14, 2015, 09:51:58 AM
Asked what his name was on here and he said he's never posted, just a lurker . 

That's probably exactly what I would say. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Razor B on December 14, 2015, 10:05:03 AM

That's probably exactly what I would say.

I'd tell them I was Shotter.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on December 14, 2015, 11:08:08 AM
I was hanging out with one of my good buds yesterday, and he mentions that his neighbor was talking to him the other night about a "blog" about a fight at the Alma Sonic.
I dug deeper and he was referencing woopig. I asked my buddy for the guys screen name - but the guy said he was just a lurker too.
7 degrees of separation of the woopig.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: rzrbkfan69 on December 14, 2015, 03:46:31 PM
I have known Merle Hoggard for years and this is not him. according to his wife, he does not have a schlong. The vehicle was obviously someone else's. He counts tadpoles for a living. He smokes cigars and look like a aMm salesman with a sample in his mouth. Poor bastard only has dreams of groupies. He drives a VW van....with a slingshot that hangs out the window. Other than that, he is a standup guy. Beer snob, great family man, and friend. Glad you met him.

And he farts in Maxine's and won't own up to it.  :maundoed:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: kingofdequeen on December 14, 2015, 04:50:39 PM
Woburn

John Travolta made that place famous.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HipHog on December 14, 2015, 05:16:18 PM
At the freight house?

AGNK works at the ramp/service track...
it was in the yard. Wasn't Kim, he said he never posted
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on December 14, 2015, 06:52:54 PM
it was in the yard. Wasn't Kim, he said he never posted

He has all but quit.  Can't remember the last time I saw a post of his.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Merle_Hoggard on December 14, 2015, 07:41:27 PM
And he farts in Maxine's and won't own up to it.  :maundoed:

That wasn't me.  I was in the bathroom, remember? ;D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Red Crawford on December 14, 2015, 08:02:14 PM
I'm sitting in Woody's in Sunset Beach (California, for the uninitiated) and I overhear two guys talking about Fayetteville. I ask, "Arkansas?" Yup. Turns out one of the guys is the dude responsible (allegedly) for coming up with the Keeping Fayetteville Funky dealio. Cannot remember the dude's name, but if you frequent a local strip club and have an appreciation for 'hair', then you know the guy. He knew all about this place---and he and I (and his buddy) all professed "lurker only" status.  Liars....all of us.   :tiw:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on December 14, 2015, 09:28:47 PM
I'm sitting in Woody's in Sunset Beach (California, for the uninitiated) and I overhear two guys talking about Fayetteville. I ask, "Arkansas?" Yup. Turns out one of the guys is the dude responsible (allegedly) for coming up with the Keeping Fayetteville Funky dealio. Cannot remember the dude's name, but if you frequent a local strip club and have an appreciation for 'hair', then you know the guy. He knew all about this place---and he and I (and his buddy) all professed "lurker only" status.  Liars....all of us.   :tiw:

RMPM.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: BASS on May 24, 2016, 08:56:03 PM
met dr. mongoose tonight.  well, i've actually met him a lot of times and just didn't know he was a woopigga.  wore my gray woopig shirt to a boy scouts meeting tonight and one of other kid's dad's asked me about it, turns out he was mongoose.  our kids have been in boy scouts together for the last 2 years and we've talked who knows how many times.  good dude.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DrMongoose on May 24, 2016, 09:06:54 PM
met dr. mongoose tonight.  well, i've actually met him a lot of times and just didn't know he was a woopigga.  wore my gray woopig shirt to a boy scouts meeting tonight and one of other kid's dad's asked me about it, turns out he was mongoose.  our kids have been in boy scouts together for the last 2 years and we've talked who knows how many times.  good dude.

right back at ya. small world.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on January 25, 2017, 08:21:53 PM
I know this thread hasn't been posted in at least 120 days...and I'm not ashamed.  I met the woopigger known as TC yesterday, and that is one cool motherfucker.  He is also a great dad and has two absolutely beautiful kids. :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on January 25, 2017, 09:07:56 PM
I know this thread hasn't been posted in at least 120 days...and I'm not ashamed.  I met the woopigger known as TC yesterday, and that is one cool motherfucker.  He is also a great dad and has two absolutely beautiful kids. :thumbup:

 :thumbup: :beer:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Animal Chin on January 25, 2017, 09:38:13 PM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/animalchin_2006/images-7.jpeg) (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/animalchin_2006/media/images-7.jpeg.html)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Arkansas Proud on January 25, 2017, 09:52:38 PM
I know this thread hasn't been posted in at least 120 days...and I'm not ashamed.  I met the woopigger known as TC yesterday, and that is one cool motherfucker.  He is also a great dad and has two absolutely beautiful kids. :thumbup:

Hugger's hugger
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on January 26, 2017, 09:17:56 AM
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/animalchin_2006/images-7.jpeg) (http://s66.photobucket.com/user/animalchin_2006/media/images-7.jpeg.html)

I wondered why he "took them to Mom's".

He may have had me confused with HipHog.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Rick_Schaeffer on January 26, 2017, 09:23:25 AM
I borrowed an air compressor from Notas, I told him I would bring it right back.  That was in August, I still have it. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on January 26, 2017, 10:00:17 AM
I borrowed an air compressor from Notas, I told him I would bring it right back.  That was in August, I still have it.

You're wife has big boobs
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on January 26, 2017, 11:05:29 AM
I noticed a Woopigger's wife this morning on the Facebooks who has nice boobs. 
 :cheers:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: abypfcs on January 26, 2017, 11:06:22 AM
I borrowed an air compressor from Notas, I told him I would bring it right back.  That was in August, I still have it.
Will an air compressor help you with getting water? ;D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hogfan58 on January 26, 2017, 12:03:51 PM
I noticed a Woopigger's wife this morning on the Facebooks who has nice boobs. 
 :cheers:

Duckman's?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Cerdo on January 26, 2017, 12:24:29 PM
I like the sturdy, authentically country looks of Duck's woman.  This woman was probably older and much more refined though. 

I mean, in the end, I really just like girls... like Hank said.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Joe Swine on January 26, 2017, 01:02:55 PM
I like both ends.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: uagrad2007 on January 26, 2017, 01:27:29 PM
I noticed a Woopigger's wife this morning on the Facebooks who has nice boobs. 
 :cheers:

TTIWWP
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: authorhawgerelli on January 26, 2017, 02:11:46 PM
TTIWWP

Couldn't find exactly what you asked for.  Some might like this.  Not me.

(http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2015/06/betty-white-funny-1211700933.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: cotte on January 26, 2017, 02:34:57 PM
I like both ends.

No one here will judge you.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PHARMHOG on February 11, 2017, 06:50:06 PM
So here is the opposite.

A person I thought was GolfingHog is well I guess not GolfingHog.

Me: Can you believe they moved the Detention Thread to Classics?
Him: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: Sure you do.....on Woopig?
Him: Woowhat?
Me: You are GolfingHog right?
Him: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: You are kidding me right?
Him: No. I wish I did.
Me: (at LRCA vs PA game) This should be a good game.   *:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on February 11, 2017, 08:15:53 PM
So here is the opposite.

A person I thought was GolfingHog is well I guess not GolfingHog.

Me: Can you believe they moved the Detention Thread to Classics?
Him: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: Sure you do.....on Woopig?
Him: Woowhat?
Me: You are GolfingHog right?
Him: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: You are kidding me right?
Him: No. I wish I did.
Me: (at LRCA vs PA game) This should be a good game.   *:


b/c woopid

(http://www.evilenglish.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2391064-4436741716-ngbbs.jpg)
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 11, 2017, 08:55:03 PM
So here is the opposite.

A person I thought was GolfingHog is well I guess not GolfingHog.

Me: Can you believe they moved the Detention Thread to Classics?
Him: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: Sure you do.....on Woopig?
Him: Woowhat?
Me: You are GolfingHog right?
Him: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: You are kidding me right?
Him: No. I wish I did.
Me: (at LRCA vs PA game) This should be a good game.   *:

That right there...that's the funniest shit I've seen all day.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 11, 2017, 09:27:00 PM
So here is the opposite.

A person I thought was GolfingHog is well I guess not GolfingHog.

Me: Can you believe they moved the Detention Thread to Classics?
Him: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: Sure you do.....on Woopig?
Him: Woowhat?
Me: You are GolfingHog right?
Him: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: You are kidding me right?
Him: No. I wish I did.
Me: (at LRCA vs PA game) This should be a good game.   *:

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: goporkyourself on February 16, 2017, 08:13:08 AM
So here is the opposite.

A person I thought was GolfingHog is well I guess not GolfingHog.

Me: Can you believe they moved the Detention Thread to Classics?
Him: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: Sure you do.....on Woopig?
Him: Woowhat?
Me: You are GolfingHog right?
Him: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: You are kidding me right?
Him: No. I wish I did.
Me: (at LRCA vs PA game) This should be a good game.   *:

it's probably actually golfinghog.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: PHARMHOG on February 16, 2017, 08:48:31 AM
it's probably actually golfinghog.

I thought the same thing. And challenged him b/c it is very woopiggerish to do that.


I looked back in some PMs. GolfingHog is Andy....not David.


Even better - I told him a year ago his wife has cool woopig Yetis.   *:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: FNG on February 16, 2017, 09:59:06 AM

Even better - I told him a year ago his wife has cool woopig Yetis.   *:
Informing a man that you admire his wife's yetis is iffy under the best of circumstances.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: hoggadore on February 16, 2017, 12:09:43 PM
Informing a man that you admire his wife's yetis is iffy under the best of circumstances.

We talking about the tumblers or the soft-sided hopper?  How's she feel about the lowballs?

 :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 27, 2017, 09:22:56 AM
I got a twofer this weekend.
No, that does not mean I was buttsexed twice.
I met THE legends...Verotik and DRYANK&PULL. :borat:
Awesome guys.  Neither of them tried to kill me.👍
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Count Porkula on February 27, 2017, 09:36:54 AM
I got a twofer this weekend.
No, that does not mean I was buttsexed twice.
I met THE legends...Verotik and DRYANK&PULL. :borat:
Awesome guys.  Neither of them tried to kill me.👍

they are pretty good dudes.  hit a tailgate with them if you can.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: authorhawgerelli on February 27, 2017, 11:58:09 AM
I got a twofer this weekend.
No, that does not mean I was buttsexed twice.
I met THE legends...Verotik and DRYANK&PULL. :borat:
Awesome guys.  Neither of them tried to kill me.👍

You're lucky.  Generally one of them is carrying one of those air tanks like the dude on No Country for Old Men.  Medicaid checks don't come in til the first. 
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 27, 2017, 12:37:07 PM
they are pretty good dudes.  hit a tailgate with them if you can.   :thumbup:

We pretty much tailgated alllll weekend.  Even went so far as to drive Y&P's family truckster up on the levee to get radio signal to listen to the last three minutes of the Auburn game.
You're lucky.  Generally one of them is carrying one of those air tanks like the dude on No Country for Old Men.  Medicaid checks don't come in til the first. 

I saw the tank and kept a very close eye on them both after that...
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: VerotiK on February 28, 2017, 10:54:44 AM
My anus is still sore.  Saturday night was a long night.  Friday wasn't as bad.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Son_of_Spam on February 28, 2017, 02:01:43 PM
My anus is still sore.  Saturday night was a long night.  Friday wasn't as bad.
Snoophog wasn't buttsexed but apparently Verotik was?  :tiw:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 28, 2017, 02:20:59 PM
Snoophog wasn't buttsexed but apparently Verotik was?  :tiw:

Yank&Pull was there too...I'm not sure I can take the blame for all of that.  He might have been trying to silence that buzzsaw. :wha?:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on February 28, 2017, 05:24:57 PM
Had a fun weekend withe the Rev and V. Very educational. Activities ranged from archeology, farm equipment maintenance, explosives and canine rescue. Rev was a very gracious host.  No buttsex, but a good time was had.


Edit* Rev fabricated and gave Verotik and I each a knife. Like a real honest to god pig sticking knife.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on February 28, 2017, 05:47:45 PM
Did ya'll blow any feral hogs up?  ;D
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TC on February 28, 2017, 05:59:03 PM
Had a fun weekend withe the Rev and V. Very educational. Activities ranged from archeology, farm equipment maintenance, explosives and canine rescue. Rev was a very gracious host.  No buttsex, but a good time was had.


Edit* Rev fabricated and gave Verotik and I each a knife. Like a real honest to god pig sticking knife.

I text him one night, "whatcha doin?" and he responded, "out in the shop making a knife."  It was 8:30pm and I was 3 beers deep with my lazy ass laid up on the couch watching the teevee, and this dude was hand making a knife.  Instead of wallowing in how boring my life was though, I got up and took out the trash.  Check-mate.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on February 28, 2017, 06:07:02 PM
Did ya'll blow any feral hogs up?  ;D

That was supposed to say "blow up any feral hogs.  oops.  :stache:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on March 01, 2017, 12:12:28 PM

That was supposed to say "blow up any feral hogs.  oops.  :stache:
My explosive mixture failed.  I have to do some recalculating.
Home made Tannerite is fairly simple if you get the particle size right.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Thin Red Swine on March 01, 2017, 01:17:47 PM
Had a fun weekend withe the Rev and V. Very educational. Activities ranged from archeology, farm equipment maintenance, explosives and canine rescue. Rev was a very gracious host.  No buttsex, but a good time was had.


Edit* Rev fabricated and gave Verotik and I each a knife. Like a real honest to god pig sticking knife.

He was just glad to have two new members of the Wolfpack. 

Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: HogTat on March 01, 2017, 09:01:11 PM
He was just glad to have two new members of the Wolfpack.

Did you spike their Jeager?
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on March 01, 2017, 10:08:55 PM
I text him one night, "whatcha doin?" and he responded, "out in the shop making a knife."  It was 8:30pm and I was 3 beers deep with my lazy ass laid up on the couch watching the teevee, and this dude was hand making a knife.  Instead of wallowing in how boring my life was though, I got up and took out the trash.  Check-mate.

That's what I'm talkin bout!! :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: bogey7 on November 01, 2017, 09:34:05 PM
Met up with Zoso in Nashville (Music City, not AR) today.  Laughs & beer were flowing.  Damn good guy with the gift of making words into song.  Oklahoma, Raul, & Jesus will never be the same.
Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: Zoso on November 02, 2017, 01:29:24 PM
Met up with Zoso in Nashville (Music City, not AR) today.  Laughs & beer were flowing.  Damn good guy with the gift of making words into song.  Oklahoma, Raul, & Jesus will never be the same.

Damn good time! Bogey is good people!

Thanks for the hilarious stories about some fellow woopigaz. I'm looking at you TravelHog...gibraltar...



Title: Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
Post by: TravelHog on November 02, 2017, 03:19:26 PM
Damn good time! Bogey is good people!

Thanks for the hilarious stories about some fellow woopigaz. I'm looking at you TravelHog...gibraltar...
LULZ. Would've loved to had been there. I'm back home bumming it for 3-4 months. Holler when you get back down here.