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Title: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: raisinsnacks on February 10, 2012, 12:44:45 PM
Alex Morgan+swimsuit issue+body paint


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/extramustard/hotclicks/02/10/alex-morgan-in-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_bf1_a3

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Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: raisinsnacks on February 10, 2012, 12:45:38 PM
While we're at it, let's discuss the USC game!


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Tip-off is Saturday afternoon at 12:30 p.m. CST at Bud Walton Arena.  Plenty of middling seats are still available through the Razorback Ticket Office; call (479) 575-5151 or toll-free (800) 982-4647.  The game will be broadcast in stunning HD on the SEC Network and ESPN.3.com.  You can also catch the game by tuning in to your local Arkansas Razorback Radio Network affiliate, or direct your Internet browser to Woopig.net, the leader in Razorback fandom since the beginning of earth.

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FAQs about the South Carolina game

Q. Do the Cocks suck as hard as they always do?

A. I’m not going to waste my time looking up their record.  It’s a home game.


Q. They have some ridiculously long streak without winning a NCAAT game, right?

A. Well they were a 2-seed in 1997 and a 3-seed in 1998.  I assume they won a game in there somewhere.


Q. Actually, I seem to remember a couple of upsets.  Something about a Copper State?  Can you look this up.

A. Yikes, this was about to hit the newsstands the last time South Carolina won a NCAAT game.

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Q. Imma be on Jeopardy tomorrow.  Do you have any fun facts about Marilyn Cole that will help me bash in Ken Jennings’ fragile little skull?

A.  Happy, yes!

Fun fact: Marilyn Cole was the first example of unobstructed full frontal nudity in Playboy



Q. Are we making the NCAAT this year?

A. No.

Q. But Joe Lunardi dais we’re on the…


A. Shut up.



Q. Undefeated at home. Winless everywhere else.  Has anyone ever made it a full season like that?

A. A full season? Pssht.  Germany made it the entire 20th century.



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Q. Any love for the woppussy’s other favorite Olympian, Alicia Sacramone?

A. Of course!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBKr-tvgpLc&feature=player_embedded


Q. Anytime I hear “Alex Morgan,” I think of Alex Mack.  How did puberty+15 years treat that little sparkplug?

A.  Not horribly.

(http://hawaii-five-0.maxupdates.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Larisa-Oleynik.jpg)


But keep in mind, Larisa Olenyk is Ukrainian and that picture is a couple years old.  By now, my best guess is she looks something like this:

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Q. So, they’re going to play the 40 Minutes of Hell documentary after the game.  Should I stick around for that?

A.  Sure, if you like being in a room full of 15,000 racist hillbilly fucks while a carpetbagger filmmaker calls them a bunch of racist hillbilly fucks.


Beer pick?

A. Snow in the forecast.  That calls for trying a new stout.  I’ll probably pick up a Pub Dog Chocolate Oatmeal Stout

(http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/115355.jpg)


Game thread commentary is encouraged.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: libertyhog on February 10, 2012, 02:05:04 PM
Quote
A. A full season? Pssht.  Germany made it the entire 20th century.


 :maundoed:

I would love to see the unedited version of the Sacramone chick. 
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: KSHogg on February 10, 2012, 02:20:36 PM
Great job, Snacks! :thumbup:

Now it's an official ballgame!
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: pinkphiloyd on February 10, 2012, 02:30:49 PM



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Is that Fez's lunatic girlfriend?
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: pinkphiloyd on February 10, 2012, 02:35:41 PM
Is that Fez's lunatic girlfriend?

Nope, never mind.  Allison Munn.

(http://img.poptower.com/pic-2320/allison-munn.jpg?d=1024)

(http://movies.rightcelebrity.com/wp-content/photos/Allison_Munn_1.JPG)

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Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: TomTHog on February 10, 2012, 02:49:18 PM
Hot for Teacher model turns 60.    Men drool.   Women become vegans.

http://awards.music.yahoo.com/blog/171-hot-for-teacher-star-surfaces-after-bands-grammy-buzz (http://awards.music.yahoo.com/blog/171-hot-for-teacher-star-surfaces-after-bands-grammy-buzz)


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Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on February 10, 2012, 03:00:53 PM
Hot for Teacher model turns 60.    Men drool.   Women become vegans.

http://awards.music.yahoo.com/blog/171-hot-for-teacher-star-surfaces-after-bands-grammy-buzz (http://awards.music.yahoo.com/blog/171-hot-for-teacher-star-surfaces-after-bands-grammy-buzz)


(http://www.sarahbesthealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Lillian-20112.jpg)

At 60, do you graduate from a "cougar" to a "saber-tooth"? I'm not sure of the rules.

She has to be one the hottest 60 year old I've ever seen.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Hawgwild8988 on February 10, 2012, 03:03:34 PM
Just for the record: The documentary doesn't make Arkansas look as bad as it probably should. I do find it interesting that they got an interview with John White, but not Broyles.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: gambler on February 10, 2012, 03:25:14 PM
At 60, She has to be one the hottest 60 year old I've ever seen.
Without a doubt. Holy shit.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Ruddy Stormwater on February 10, 2012, 04:48:59 PM

She has to be one the hottest 60 year old I've ever seen.

I have done much worse.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Clark on February 10, 2012, 04:59:42 PM
Hot for Teacher model turns 60.    Men drool.   Women become vegans.

http://awards.music.yahoo.com/blog/171-hot-for-teacher-star-surfaces-after-bands-grammy-buzz (http://awards.music.yahoo.com/blog/171-hot-for-teacher-star-surfaces-after-bands-grammy-buzz)


(http://www.sarahbesthealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Lillian-20112.jpg)
Jesus. Christie Brinkley has some competition.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on February 10, 2012, 08:55:01 PM
butt pee galore
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: GuinnessHog on February 11, 2012, 11:05:23 AM
Just for the record: The documentary doesn't make Arkansas look as bad as it probably should. I do find it interesting that they got an interview with John White, but not Broyles.

Broyles hardly even knows where he is anymore.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on February 11, 2012, 11:31:36 AM
You guys seen this post player for WVU? Turkish thug dominating Louisville right now.


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Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on February 11, 2012, 12:05:49 PM
Shagged and chuck should work for a third world country government.  Those Fuckers are dlusional
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 12:31:19 PM
Okay, I'm trying something new today. Only positive comments. Of course, we're playing at home, and everyone knows we're an entirely different team at Bud Walton Arena (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we pass a Constitutional Amendment prohibiting people from calling it "The Bud"???), so I fully expect us to win by 40 million or something so it's likely we'll have nothing to complain about.

If we start off like we did against Georgia and get down by 15 or more, I reserve the right to change my tone.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: abypfcs on February 11, 2012, 12:35:34 PM
Looks like no TV for us Razorbacks living in Florida.  We get the Georgia at Miss St game.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on February 11, 2012, 12:47:07 PM
Fishbach as the second guy (calling him the color guy would probably be RAYCESS) is a good thing, I like his work.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hoggadore on February 11, 2012, 12:49:02 PM
Well... I can watch UALR v. Middle Tennessee on the teevees.  ESPN3.com, here I come.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on February 11, 2012, 12:55:26 PM
Home court advantage. Abron hacked Ellington two possessions ago then gets a weak charge call.  It works both ways
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 12:56:16 PM
This is where you miss a Michael Sanchez.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: houstondalenuttindaface on February 11, 2012, 01:00:04 PM
Where is where you miss a Michael Sanchez?
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 01:05:49 PM
Mitchell with good position draws the RARE over the back call, also got a board on the prior trip down the floor.

Waithe gave us some good minutes earlier.

Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: KSHogg on February 11, 2012, 01:09:34 PM
Mitchell with good position draws the RARE over the back call, 



Some might have thought them to have gone extinct.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 01:11:32 PM
Brandon playing pretty well. He's passing the ball really well and actually getting position.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 11, 2012, 01:12:10 PM
That was a HORRIBLE fucking call.  That was either a charge or a blocked shot.  How they called a foul on us is beyond me.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on February 11, 2012, 01:13:20 PM
I don't know what to tell Hunter.  If he plays hard they seem determined to fould him out of every game.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Buffinator on February 11, 2012, 01:13:44 PM
We have the energy and effort, but I can't wait until we get the officiating home court advantage too.

Brandon playing pretty well. He's passing the ball really well

Well....duh.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 11, 2012, 01:14:32 PM
Jesus fuck, that was a motherfucking horrible call AGAIN.  Mike needs to flip out.  This is fucking absurd. 
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Turd F. on February 11, 2012, 01:14:41 PM
Looks like no TV for us Razorbacks living in Florida.  We get the Georgia at Miss St game.

You can watch it via ESPN3 (online).
http://espn.go.com/watchespn/player/_/source/espn3/id/380942/
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on February 11, 2012, 01:16:13 PM
Jesus frick, that was a mfricking horrible call AGAIN.  Mike needs to flip out.  This is fricking absurd.

And young take five steps. Stop bitching
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 01:16:17 PM
Jesus frick, that was a mfricking horrible call AGAIN.  Mike needs to flip out.  This is fricking absurd.

It was.way more of a foul than the prior one in which he managed the foul the guy without touching him.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 01:16:56 PM
And young take five steps. Stop bitching

That was the RARE double jump stop.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on February 11, 2012, 01:17:50 PM
That was the RARE double jump stop.

I guess I missed the "stop" part.  It's RARE you see it though, that's troof.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: abypfcs on February 11, 2012, 01:17:58 PM
You can watch it via ESPN3 (online).
http://espn.go.com/watchespn/player/_/source/espn3/id/380942/
Wow, I have tried ESPN3 before, but was blocked as my Internet provider was not listed.  Many thanks.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 11, 2012, 01:18:05 PM
And young take five steps. Stop bitching

Touche'.  That was a horrible fucking walk or double dribble or something.  I just hate the fucking horrible calls.  Refs are fucking horrible and getting a horrible call in our favor doesn't change that fact.  Having Hunter out with 2 fouls when MAYBE one was a foul is fucking absurd.

Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 01:18:37 PM
If B.J. could have gotten that alley oop pass the place would have exploded. But he came back and a great pass to Abron on the next play.

Mitchell's a freak. He's a tremendous athlete.

Well....duh.

Good point. Never even thought of it that way.

I thought the call on Mickelson was fine. The SC player jumped straight up for the ball and Hunter jumped into him. Probably would have been better off letting them have that one and getting in position to play defense. Hard to keep yourself from going after the loose ball, though.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Snorts on February 11, 2012, 01:20:59 PM
Inside play by the Razorbacks is not allowed.

I hate referees.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 01:24:05 PM
Waithe just got ganked and no call.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 11, 2012, 01:26:16 PM
Waithe just got ganked and no call.

Yes, yes he did.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Buffinator on February 11, 2012, 01:26:36 PM
I'm digging those Jordan's that Wade is wearing.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: borenutz on February 11, 2012, 01:27:32 PM
Wow, I have tried ESPN3 before, but was blocked as my Internet provider was not listed.  Many thanks.

Is the video quality always this shotty or just my crappy internet connection?
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Buffinator on February 11, 2012, 01:30:43 PM
#4 is coming on strong today.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 01:32:55 PM
Mitchell continuing the trend of Arkansas QBs who have gotten a dunk in a basketball game!

Abron is really playing well. Great rebound on the missed free throw earlier and made a nice left-handed shot a couple of minutes ago.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Buffinator on February 11, 2012, 01:33:21 PM
When the crowd's in it and Hawg Ball is forcing mistakes and running the court, it's a beautiful thing.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Porkrinds on February 11, 2012, 01:34:02 PM
Sisters of Mercy on the road.

World Champs at home.

The trend continues.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 11, 2012, 01:34:20 PM
Mitchel playing like this > Sanchizes.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: JDHog on February 11, 2012, 01:34:34 PM
Mitchell >>> Sanchez.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on February 11, 2012, 01:37:13 PM
Some guy in the nice seats on the court is letting the refs have it.  The guy next to him is trying to stop him.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: abypfcs on February 11, 2012, 01:38:25 PM
Is the video quality always this shotty or just my crappy internet connection?
My video on ESPN3 is not that great, but just happy to be able to watch the game.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 01:38:26 PM
How do you not get a call right there? The kid is lucky his hand isn't broke.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 11, 2012, 01:38:28 PM
I'm not sure that wasn't a foul on that last shot.

How do you not get a call right there? The kid is lucky his hand isn't broke.

Because they are fucking horrible and us getting a call later doesn't change that.  These refs are fucking inept all over the place and I just don't get it.  Can htey not find refs that aren't a complete clusterfuck? 
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 01:39:23 PM
Some guy in the nice seats on the court is letting the refs have it.  The guy next to him is trying to stop him.

Just goes to show, just because you have money doesn't mean you have intelligence. Benedict is an idiot but the call was right. A block does not reset the shot clock. Shot clock expired as ball was going out of bounds.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 11, 2012, 01:40:27 PM
Just goes to show, just because you have money doesn't mean you have intelligence. Benedict is an idiot but the call was right. A block does not reset the shot clock. Shot clock expired as ball was going out of bounds.

I'm fairly sure he about had his arm taken off, so I'm not sure that was the 'right' call.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: chittlins on February 11, 2012, 01:42:12 PM
Mitchell doing work.

His build makes up for height. Charles Barkley-esque. He gets positioning down and he's a great player.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Hawgwild8988 on February 11, 2012, 01:44:40 PM
Is the video quality always this shotty or just my crappy internet connection?

What does the "Video Quality" bar say on the bottom of the feed? If you are getting 5 bars and you are getting shitty quality, it is the feed from the game. If you are getting 2 bars, it is your internet connection.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 01:45:04 PM
Our "depleted" front court looks better today...
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: HogNrock on February 11, 2012, 01:45:38 PM
Mitchell should see more minutes going forward, regardless of Sanchez's health.  Hopefully he's been sitting lately because he wasn't in game shape or was picking up on MA's system.  He's had a few really nice passes and just seems to understand the game. 
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 01:47:07 PM
That Thurman shot still gives me goose bumps. Can't wait to watch the documentary tonight.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: chittlins on February 11, 2012, 01:48:00 PM
I'm not sure that wasn't a foul on that last shot.

Because they are fucking horrible and us getting a call later doesn't change that.  These refs are fucking inept all over the place and I just don't get it.  Can htey not find refs that aren't a complete clusterfuck?

Someone at another site did some stat checking and compared calls in the SEC road games verses other BCS conferences and it looked like about half of the SEC crews had an enourmous advantage torward the home team the other half was more than the other conferences but not my much but the half just stood the fuck out. The ACC seemed well balanced across the board.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: bakervscarrr on February 11, 2012, 01:48:49 PM
Mitchell appears to make Abron play better. Also a very effective presser. Neither can be said for Sanchez.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: chittlins on February 11, 2012, 01:49:53 PM
Our "depleted" front court looks better today...

The concensus at work this weekend was that Sanchez being out was not a loss and possibly a positive. So far, so good.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 01:52:52 PM
Mitchell appears to make Abron play better. Also a very effective presser. Neither can be said for Sanchez.

Yeah I agree and I don't want this to turn into a shit on Sanchez discussion and Mitchell is far from a world beater but it's clear to me he makes others better on the court. I can't watch #25 without expecting a baseball pass at some point in the game.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: livnlarge on February 11, 2012, 01:56:25 PM
Nolan getting into the hog call!
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 01:57:03 PM
Hey, did you guys know the world premiere of "40 Minutes of Hell" is tonight? I had no idea because these announcers have not mentioned it at all.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 11, 2012, 01:59:03 PM
Hey, did you guys know the world premiere of "40 Minutes of Hell" is tonight? I had no idea because these announcers have not mentioned it at all.

You probably complain while your boyfriend is giving you a blowjob.  Sheesh.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 01:59:29 PM
Hey, did you guys know the world premiere of "40 Minutes of Starkville" is tonight? I had no idea because these announcers have not mentioned it at all.

Yes actually I've seen them mention it numerous times, are u watching the right game?
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on February 11, 2012, 01:59:49 PM
Ha, they can't get anything right. 
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 02:00:33 PM
The cocks haven't stroked one in a long while.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 02:02:48 PM
You probably complain while your boyfriend is giving you a blowjob.  Sheesh.

Don't you have an official's call to complain about? You haven't posted one in about 30 seconds. I was afraid you had passed out.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 11, 2012, 02:03:33 PM
Don't you have an official's call to complain about? You haven't posted one in about 30 seconds. I was afraid you had passed out.

You are complaining about free publicity for our school.  Good job.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: houstondalenuttindaface on February 11, 2012, 02:03:39 PM
I remember some on this board posting that our team would "fall apart" without Sanchez.  I know that this is only South Carolina, but we seem to be gelling a bit with Mitchell.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: BigDavis on February 11, 2012, 02:07:06 PM
I'm no expert but Mitchell looks more like a senior leader out there on the court than Sanchez to me. I see him talking, pointing, directing, etc like a veteran. He's also doing all the other things that have already been mentioned well.

Pretty sure I actually saw him box out a few minutes ago!  :o
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on February 11, 2012, 02:09:56 PM
That's why basketball in the SEC is mediocre.  All of basketball players are playing footbell except for the small guard types.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 02:10:42 PM
Mitchell may be the strongest kid on the team.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 02:10:55 PM
You are complaining about free publicity for our school.  Good job.

All I said was that they sure are saying it a lot. I didn't complain. That's how you read it. That's a you problem, not a me problem.

Regardless, in my opinion it's better than continually griping about the officiating which has largely been in our favor during this game, especially when pointing out that SEC officials are terrible is like saying the sky is blue. It's a real shame Anderson didn't get a couple of technicals earlier in this game like you wanted him to do over calls that were actually correct. Must be a rough life thinking "The Man" is always out to get you.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: ArkGuy on February 11, 2012, 02:11:44 PM
Robken would play William Tell here.

Just sayin.'
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Tanny Bogus on February 11, 2012, 02:12:27 PM
Haydar is "the bererra of this team"?
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: pulled pork butt on February 11, 2012, 02:13:03 PM
After seeing that stop and 3, makes me wonder how many points Rotnei could have had this year! What a stupid move to transfer!
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 11, 2012, 02:14:14 PM
All I said was that they sure are saying it a lot. I didn't complain. That's how you read it. That's a you problem, not a me problem.

Regardless, in my opinion it's better than continually griping about the officiating which has largely been in our favor during this game, especially when pointing out that SEC officials are terrible is like saying the sky is blue. It's a real shame Anderson didn't get a couple of technicals earlier in this game like you wanted him to do over calls that were actually correct. Must be a rough life thinking "The Man" is always out to get you.

Cunt, just shut your hole while you are behind. 
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 02:16:04 PM
Haydar's a great spot-up shooter and loved the dive to try to save the ball earlier.

SC looks like they don't have anybody that can cover Mickelson.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: TUSK_U on February 11, 2012, 02:18:44 PM
Announced attendance ?
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 02:19:44 PM
Announced attendance ?

They said earlier it was almost full. Haven't heard a number yet but I haven't been listening to the radio.

How much are we ahead in rebounding? Seems like we're getting almost every one of them.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Pigs on Parade on February 11, 2012, 02:28:10 PM
10:11 remaining. SC out of timeouts.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 02:29:03 PM
10:11 remaining. SC out of timeouts.

Paging Houston Nutt, paging Houston Nutt, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: chittlins on February 11, 2012, 02:34:47 PM
All of a sudden we are giving Georgia-like effort even though the refs miss a foul on Abron that nearly sent him into the stands
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: TUSK_U on February 11, 2012, 02:35:30 PM
Paging Houston Nutt, paging Houston Nutt, please pick up the white courtesy phone...

You racist?
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 02:36:18 PM
Yuck, these guys went ugly for a while. Need to close strong.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 02:37:36 PM
Damn it put back in Haydar.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Guardrail on February 11, 2012, 02:38:13 PM
Uh oh. They need to stop shitting themselves.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 02:39:18 PM
South Carolina didn't go away. Would have been easy to quit when they got down 21 with 8 minutes left. A couple more baskets should do it but you have to give SC credit.

Mitchell with a nice turnaround.

Fischbach has done a nice job on the, um, not play-by-play portion of the broadcast.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogggdadi on February 11, 2012, 02:43:11 PM
Mitchell reminds me of Kenzie Howell.  Big body, able to muscle around.  Hope he plays more.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 02:44:03 PM
Mitchell reminds me of Kenzie Howell.  Big body, able to muscle around.  Hope he plays more.

Was he related to Lenzie? :-)
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogggdadi on February 11, 2012, 02:46:04 PM
Was he related to Lenzie? :-)

Damn you autocorrect!!!

Sent from my iPad

Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Animal on February 11, 2012, 02:47:45 PM
Was he related to Lenzie? :-)

Yeah, but most people don't know that.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogggdadi on February 11, 2012, 02:47:46 PM
I can't believe Jawja beat aMn.  They beat us & got some momentum.   :shocker:
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Snortingred1 on February 11, 2012, 02:49:57 PM
I remain baffled by this team.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Pig on February 11, 2012, 02:53:56 PM
61 of 76 points by freshmen and walk-ons.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: uagrad89 on February 11, 2012, 02:55:23 PM
61 of 76 points by freshmen and walk-ons.

That's almost all we've got right now! :-)
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: bakervscarrr on February 11, 2012, 02:56:32 PM
I remain baffled by this team.

Baffled?

Fuck, seems to me they have consistency on a level with death and taxes.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: BigDMac on February 11, 2012, 04:04:10 PM
Here is how I see next week going...TN beats Florida today and is riding high.  We go to Knoxvegas next week and win our first road game of the season when TN has a letdown.  Florida, pissed at losing at home, takes their aggression out on Alabama (who will be w/o their 3 best players) on Tuesday night and then we extend our home winning streak against the Gators next Saturday.  :shocker:
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: mr.zorak on February 11, 2012, 05:18:55 PM
Florida does not have a very good inside game and does not like physical teams.  We controlled the tempo today and slowed down their transition game.  We also rebounded well.  Nice to get a road win.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: chittlins on February 11, 2012, 05:27:58 PM
Florida does not have a very good inside game and does not like physical teams.  We controlled the tempo today and slowed down their transition game.  We also rebounded well.  Nice to get a road win.

No inside game you  don't say, no wonder Redheaded Hayseed is right at home again.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Show-Me Hog on February 11, 2012, 05:38:41 PM
Florida does not have a very good inside game and does not like physical teams.  We controlled the tempo today and slowed down their transition game.  We also rebounded well.  Nice to get a road win.

A team with an inside game who can control the tempo?  Sounds like a recipe for a Hog road win Wednesday!  Not.

I'll just enjoy the home wins, which are fun this year.  It was good to see Brandon Mitchell's coming-out party, pleasantly surprised.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Too Big Pig on February 11, 2012, 05:46:58 PM
Great game to go to. Bigger crowd than I expected. BJ Young is a beast, but I was really proud of the rebounding by Abron. Was hoping he would be POTG. Nice documentary after the game. Was interesting watching people who stayed but got up and left mid-documentary. Kept thinking, "racists."

Now heading for a night if debauchery on Dickson. Hope I don't end up in the WCDT.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 11, 2012, 05:51:41 PM
Jawja
Very few southern non-rhotic accents left in Georgia.  Broyles, Dooley and my grandmaw were the last generation.

Does this come from Ray Charles' version of the state song?

Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Hardpork on February 11, 2012, 07:13:47 PM
Why did Mickleson only play 14 minutes?
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on February 11, 2012, 07:27:06 PM
Why did Mickleson only play 14 minutes?

Each player only gets 5 fouls.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: TardMullettDaHawg on February 11, 2012, 07:33:57 PM
You guys seen this post player for WVU? Turkish thug dominating Louisville right now.


(http://couchfiresports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/2137815434.jpg)

(http://andysmovieblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/the_hangover_movie_image_zach_galifianakis.jpg)
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on February 11, 2012, 07:57:20 PM
Each player only gets 5 fouls.

i lol'd
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on February 11, 2012, 09:23:41 PM
UK v Vandy a 3 point game with 13 min left
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Mike Slive on February 11, 2012, 09:27:47 PM
Is Taylor for vandy a first round guy? Seems to me he has the complete game. No doubt he shows up big, as he is right now. Tie game.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on February 11, 2012, 09:29:04 PM
Is Taylor for vandy a first round guy? Seems to me he has the complete game. No doubt he shows up big, as he is right now. Tie game.
http://nbadraft.net/2012mock_draft

Sharp eye. Last pick of the first round.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Mike Slive on February 11, 2012, 09:41:54 PM
I really want Kentucky to lose after watching that special.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Mike Slive on February 11, 2012, 09:46:43 PM
Kentucky just murdered a kid. No call, no comment by Dickie. He says they were both there for the block.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Too Big Pig on February 11, 2012, 09:55:31 PM
Resorting to PBR. Going to be a long night.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on February 11, 2012, 09:58:51 PM
Vitale saying he is now going to vote Davis player of the year.

If he'd get his ass off Tobacco Road long enough he'd have come to this conclusion a month ago.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on February 11, 2012, 10:33:24 PM
That's why basketball in the SEC is mediocre.  All of basketball players are playing footbell except for the small guard types.

Small guard types play both ways in the SEC, too.

Bruce Ellington is a 5'9" guard that started today for USC.  He just so happens to play football as well where he sometimes runs the Wildcat for them.  In fact, last year he had 2 rushes for 11 rush yards, and two receptions for 10 yards when USC came to Fayetteville in November. 

http://www.gamecocksonline.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/ellington_bruce00.html
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: mr.zorak on February 12, 2012, 07:47:30 AM
Kentucky just murdered a kid. No call, no comment by Dickie. He says they were both there for the block.

I believe that Vitale would put on a fish costume and blow Conipari for a damn nickel.  He is in love with him.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Mike Slive on February 12, 2012, 10:23:19 AM
I believe that Vitale would put on a fish costume and blow Conipari for a damn nickel.  He is in love with him.

Cal supposedly had a quote a couple days ago on his Bday. He turned 53 and when ask about it, he said he's really 51 since 2 years were vacated.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on February 12, 2012, 11:18:24 AM
Cal supposedly had a quote a couple days ago on his Bday. He turned 53 and when ask about it, he said he's really 51 since 2 years were vacated.

I can't stand the man, but that is actually pretty fucking funny.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Hardpork on February 12, 2012, 09:50:55 PM
Each player only gets 5 fouls.

He only had 2.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on February 12, 2012, 10:17:39 PM
He only had 2.

Just keep thinking about my post and think back through the game.  You'll figure it out eventually.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: TC on February 13, 2012, 12:07:36 AM
He only had 2.

(http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=980203&t=o) (http://gifsoup.com/view/980203/over-your-head.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: jack_beene on February 13, 2012, 12:22:56 PM
Great game to go to. Bigger crowd than I expected. BJ Young is a beast, but I was really proud of the rebounding by Abron. Was hoping he would be POTG. Nice documentary after the game. Was interesting watching people who stayed but got up and left mid-documentary. Kept thinking, "racists."

Now heading for a night if debauchery on Dickson. Hope I don't end up in the WCDT.

The people directly behind me left right when his treatment was brought up. They were being racist...
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: hogggdadi on February 13, 2012, 04:16:55 PM
Here is how I see next week going...TN beats Florida today and is riding high.  We go to Knoxvegas next week and win our first road game of the season when TN has a letdown.  Florida, pissed at losing at home, takes their aggression out on Alabama (who will be w/o their 3 best players) on Tuesday night and then we extend our home winning streak against the Gators next Saturday.  :shocker:

I'll take song title's for $1000 Alex.

(http://media.ticketmaster.com/tm/en-ca/dbimages/61864a)
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Biff Malibu on February 14, 2012, 03:42:45 PM
Speaking of Alex Morgan...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/painting/alex-morgan/12_alex-morgan_1.html

...and Natalie Gulbis, for good measure.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/painting/natalie-gulbis/12_natalie-gulbis_1.html
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: asshat on February 14, 2012, 05:17:57 PM
...and Natalie Gulbis, for good measure.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/painting/natalie-gulbis/12_natalie-gulbis_1.html


oh my yes, breathtaking
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Thin Red Swine on February 15, 2012, 08:06:30 AM

...and Natalie Gulbis, for good measure.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/painting/natalie-gulbis/12_natalie-gulbis_1.html

If you haven't seen the actual issue, this doesn't quite do it justice.  Let's just say the in the pic at that link, a "prominent" feature of her anatomy has been airbrushed out.  Two prominent features, to be exact.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: FueltoFire on February 15, 2012, 08:14:36 AM
If you haven't seen the actual issue, this doesn't quite do it justice.  Let's just say the in the pic at that link, a "prominent" feature of her anatomy has been airbrushed out.  Two prominent features, to be exact.

Seems like Ms. Gulbis had quite a bit airbrushed on the online version.  No ass crack to speak of.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: raisinsnacks on February 15, 2012, 08:18:57 AM
Can't airbrush video:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/video/alex-morgan.html
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: FueltoFire on February 15, 2012, 08:35:41 AM
Can't airbrush video:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/video/alex-morgan.html

Check out the Natalie video.  You can tell it's cold in there, even from afar. 

And BTW, she looks about 10 years older than she is in her interview segments...Bitch needs to be wearing some sunscreen to help those wrinkles.
Title: Re: ALEX MORGAN (critically important) (also: Cocks game thread)
Post by: Thin Red Swine on February 15, 2012, 05:22:38 PM
She just needs cream of sumyungai on her face.