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Title: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on February 07, 2012, 07:10:21 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/ncfnation/post/_/id/59216/kicking-it-with-missouris-t-j-moe

Read this Q&A with Mizzou's WR TJ Moe and the players apparently are as annoying as the fans.

Who do you think will be Missouri’s big rival in the SEC?

TJM: It has to be Arkansas. People around here do not like Arkansas, and the people in Arkansas aren’t real happy about Dorial (Green-Beckham’s) decision. He’s getting a lot of hate mail from them. But it’s more than that. People here just don’t like Arkansas, and I don’t think they’re real fond of us, either. The only thing I really know about Arkansas is when Missouri beat them by 30 points (38-7) in the (2008) Cotton Bowl.


And this gem.

"I know a lot of people say that the SEC is the dominant conference, and I think that's debatable."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on February 07, 2012, 07:13:08 PM
See, the funniest thing that is getting ready to happen here, that will make it all the much more fun for us Arkansans, is that Missouri is going to actually get to play 8 games in the SEC next year. 

We will be watching Missouri.  Don't worry about us.  We know what we are about to see. 

Remember how other SEC school fans used to celebrate when we'd extend Houston Nutt's contract?  Now we celebrate when Texas extends Mack Brown and LSU extends Les Miles?  We know they don't get why we're happy about it, but then you have to see it from our eyes now.

Missouri, we will all probably make time to watch your game with Alabama next fall... I know I sure will.  I'm pretty sure of that.  Don't worry, we'll be watching. 

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 07, 2012, 07:22:57 PM
See, the funniest thing that is getting ready to happen here, that will make it all the much more fun for us Arkansans, is that Missouri is going to actually get to play 8 games in the SEC next year. 

We will be watching Missouri.  Don't worry about us.  We know what we are about to see. 

Remember how other SEC school fans used to celebrate when we'd extend Houston Nutt's contract?  Now we celebrate when Texas extends Mack Brown and LSU extends Les Miles?  We know they don't get why we're happy about it, but then you have to see it from our eyes now.

Missouri, we will all probably make time to watch your game with Alabama next fall... I know I sure will.  I'm pretty sure of that.  Don't worry, we'll be watching.

I can't think of a game not involving the Hogs that I'm anticipating more. Talk about waking someone up from a nap with a 2x4.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on February 07, 2012, 07:32:57 PM
MMFA>DGB=butthurt
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on February 07, 2012, 07:34:45 PM
See, the funniest thing that is getting ready to happen here, that will make it all the much more fun for us Arkansans, is that Missouri is going to actually get to play 8 games in the SEC next year. 

We will be watching Missouri.  Don't worry about us.  We know what we are about to see. 

Remember how other SEC school fans used to celebrate when we'd extend Houston Nutt's contract?  Now we celebrate when Texas extends Mack Brown and LSU extends Les Miles?  We know they don't get why we're happy about it, but then you have to see it from our eyes now.

Missouri, we will all probably make time to watch your game with Alabama next fall... I know I sure will.  I'm pretty sure of that.  Don't worry, we'll be watching.

I'm clearing the calendar for the Bama game, but truthfully they will probably already have 2 conference losses and half their starters out with PTSD by then.  I wish we had a shot at them.  That meat grinder schedule is going to wake them up fast.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: littlerayofsunshine on February 07, 2012, 07:52:31 PM
I can't think of a game not involving the Hogs that I'm anticipating more. Talk about waking someone up from a nap with a 2x4 grenade in their ass.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: CJLR on February 07, 2012, 07:53:00 PM
What a fucktard. 

I don't give a shit what he says about us rather than it pretty much reaffirms how absolutely butt hurt those fucking "Como" douche bags are.  But it's pretty stupid to talk shit about the conference you're going into.  "Texas would have beat Bama if Colt McCoy was healthy" - are you kidding me?  And poor okie state?  Jebus, I wish they weren't in the SEC. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 07, 2012, 07:57:32 PM
I can't think of a game not involving the Hogs that I'm anticipating more. Talk about waking someone up from a nap with a 2x4 grenade in their ass.

That aMm won't buff out.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: unknown on February 07, 2012, 08:32:46 PM
Who the hell is Mizz?  The coach with the DUI?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on February 07, 2012, 08:35:53 PM
Shouldn't this be called  Les Mizz??
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on February 07, 2012, 08:43:17 PM
For a team that was only 5-4 in Big 12 play last year, TJ Moe is talking far too much shit.

Remember SEC teams: YOU must prepare for THEIR offense. They don't have to change a thing.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 07, 2012, 08:49:19 PM
Shouldn't this be called  Les Mizz??

Jean Valjean sees what you did there.  :french
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on February 07, 2012, 09:19:46 PM
For a team that was only 5-4 in Texas League play last year, TJ Moe is talking far too much aMm.

Remember SEC teams: YOU must prepare for THEIR offense. They don't have to change a thing.

They lose a lot of shit.

3/5 OL starters, 3/4 of their DL, 2/3 WRs and their TE.  They had a real stud RB but he tore his ACL, MCL AND Patellar tendon and won't play in 2012 (and maybe never again).  They were 63rd in pass offense in a conference with absolutely no pass defense.  It's going to be hilarious when they can't move the ball against Georgia and South Carolina and figure out what they are actually up against.  Bama will skullfuck them.  Good times.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 07, 2012, 09:26:47 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/38516/introducing-missouri-to-its-new-sec-friends

Friends, today is the day.

Mizzou officially announced its move from the Big 12 to the SEC last November, but Tuesday we'll make the move official on our blog network.

Mizzou will now officially be a member of the SEC blog and move off the Big 12 blog. We'll have a full day of posts Tuesday commemorating, debating and celebrating, but we'll kick things off the right way: with an introduction.

Big 12 blogger David Ubben introduces the SEC to its newest member on the blog with a Q&A with SEC blogger Edward Aschoff.

Edward Aschoff: Once the Texas A&M talks with the SEC heated up, Missouri's name was thrown right in. It wasn't much of a secret the Tigers would join, but what was your reaction to Missouri joining the SEC?

David Ubben: It's a complicated one. This move has so many facets to it. In terms of stability, I totally understand. When Texas, Texas Tech, Oklahoma and Oklahoma State started looking west at forming the Pac-16 for the second consecutive year, Mizzou knew it didn't want to have to wonder where it's future league home was going to be. The summer of 2010, when it looked like Mizzou, Kansas, Kansas State, Iowa State and Baylor were going to be left out of these new "super-conferences," was scary for the Tigers. A move to the SEC, above all, ensures those conversations won't have to occur anymore.

A ticket to the SEC became possible. The Tigers chased it and caught it.

Well, now they're here. Fans are going to have to travel a long way to see road games. The recruiting game is going to be vastly different, and much more cutthroat, perhaps a world the Tigers are a bit unfamiliar with.

This season, they were right outside the national top 25 in recruiting, but that ranked ninth in the SEC. The bar has been raised. The big question is can Missouri clear it and be a successful program in the long run?

By signing Dorial Green-Beckham, the Missouri Tigers showed the school can attract top recruits.EA: Travel will be really interesting. Columbia, Mo., is almost 900 miles away from the other Columbia in South Carolina, and Gainesville, Fla., is more than 1,000 miles away. Talk about Delta miles. Missouri won't have to worry about filling opposing fans' ticket allotments, because SEC fans travel well. So when these fans get on campus, what are some of the new traditions they'll be exposed to from the Missouri faithful?

DU: Good question. There are teams with stronger traditions in the Big 12, but Mizzou's are solid.

The most evident one will be the Rock M at the North end of Faurot Field. Every August, Missouri adds a few rocks, and the university's freshmen offer a fresh coat of paint to keep it looking fresh, which it always does.

For the biggest games, the Rock M and the field surrounding it will be packed with fans. Lately, the Tigers have had a few big wins to celebrate with ripped-up goalposts. Wins over Oklahoma and Nebraska come to mind. When that happens, those goalposts are toted up that field and carried almost a mile to Harpo's, a bar downtown, where fans will cut them up and take home a piece.

If Bama goes down in Columbia next season, the Tide fans will see that up close and personal.

During the game, you'll get a taste of the “Missouri Waltz,” which is a pretty recognizable song featuring the fans waving their arms to the music.

They'll also get to meet Truman the Tiger, who treks around the track surrounding the field in a fire truck before the game with a hose to spray fans on hot days.

Faurot Field only seats a little more than 70,000 fans, but it's a solid atmosphere more often than not. It won't wow many folks, but it has a very unique feel, and the stadium is set into the ground, so it feels a little underground, too.

EA: I also hear homecoming is a pretty big deal in Columbia. Let's hit the team a little. Some guy named Dorial Green-Beckham signed with Missouri, and from all accounts he's a pretty big deal. The Tigers return a couple of solid receivers to help James Franklin, but Green-Beckham might really be special. How big was that pickup and how do you think he'll be used in the Tigers' offense this fall?

DU: Ah yes, how could I forget?

You want to be wowed by Mizzou? Come to campus during homecoming weekend and check out house decorations. I've seen plenty on several campuses in my day. None top Mizzou.

The DGB signing might honestly be bigger off the field than it is on it. He signifies that if you're one of the nation's top recruits, you don't have to go to somewhere like Alabama, LSU, Oklahoma or Texas. It's OK to go somewhere in-state or somewhere you feel comfortable.

Most importantly, you can go to Mizzou, and DGB will vouch for that.

On the field, I don't think you can expect him to walk in and be a game changer. The SEC is a lot different than Missouri high school football. That said, I'd be surprised if he had fewer than 40 catches this season, and of course, he has the potential to become one of the best receivers this game has ever seen.

That idea is kind of crazy to think about. Mizzou's offense will give him a chance to fulfill that potential.

EA: Well, the guy throwing the ball to DGB ain't so bad. We saw quite a bit of Franklin last season, and he was pretty impressive running and throwing, but this is the big league. SEC defenses prevent shootouts. So how do you see Franklin adjusting to all that speed on defense? And I might as well put you on the spot and see how you think Missouri will do in its first season in the SEC. What's your prediction, David?

DU: I think he's well-suited for the SEC, really. He doesn't get his yards on the ground with a lot of speed. He's really instinctive and runs when he should run. He does it with power and a great feel for creases in the offensive line and some nice wiggle that makes it hard to lay a good knock on him like SEC defenses will want to do.

Mizzou's production will dip a bit, but I still think the Tigers' offense will be effective.

As for my pick for the Tigers in Year 1? Nine wins. Second place in the SEC East. Not a bad first season, eh?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on February 07, 2012, 09:31:13 PM
They don't know what depth is or why it is important in the SEC.  They will find out quickly next year.

Its comical that they hang their hats on that Cotton Bowl.  They beat a demoralized team, coached by Reggie fucking Herring.  None of our guys even wanted to be there.

That Arkansas team was the same group who went 4-4 in SEC play and lost at home to fucking Kentucky.  Do any of us brag about beating the shit out of Mizzou in the Indy Bowl?  No.  Nobody gives a shit because it was Mizzou.

If that is the Missouri football program's signature win, well, that's just funny and sad.  The funniest thing about that season, in reality, is that they didn't get a BCS Bowl bid.  Kansas did.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on February 07, 2012, 09:34:10 PM
As for my pick for the Tigers in Year 1?

Nine wins. Second place in the SEC East. Not a bad first season, eh?


That's retarded.  They will finish behind UGA, South Carolina, and Florida, and they will lose their cross-divisional game to Alabama in a blow out.  They might even lose to Tennessee.  Hell, Vandy and Texas A&M are probably toss-ups.  6-6 would be a good bet for them next year.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Guardrail on February 07, 2012, 09:38:17 PM
NINE Wins? Wow, delusional much? Very proud of themselves.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on February 07, 2012, 09:40:11 PM
They don't know what depth is or why it is important in the SEC.  They will find out quickly next year.

Its comical that they hang their hats on that Cotton Bowl.  They beat a demoralized team, coached by Reggie fucking Herring.  None of our guys even wanted to be there.

That Arkansas team was the same group who went 4-4 in SEC play and lost at home to fucking Kentucky.  Do any of us brag about beating the shit out of Mizzou in the Indy Bowl?  No.  Nobody gives a shit because it was Mizzou.

If that is the Missouri football program's signature win, well, that's just funny and sad.  The funniest thing about that season, in reality, is that they didn't get a BCS Bowl bid.  Kansas did.

What I also don't understand is that Mizzou was ranked number 1, yes number 1, in the country going into the Big 12 Championship game against OU and shit the bed and got beat 38-17. That same OU team lost to West Virginia 48-28 in the Fiesta Bowl later that year. From how much they talk about it, that was their greatest season of all time. The delusion from the Big 12 has always been unreal, but I always thought it came from the Big 12 South with OU, Tejas, aTm, Stoolwater and so on. But sounds like the real delusion is coming from the Big 12 North in KSU and Mizzou. Those schools are on a whole new level of stupid
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on February 07, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
Shouldn't this be called  Les Mizz??


    :smirey:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: PigHair on February 07, 2012, 09:44:52 PM
That's retarded.  They will finish behind UGA, South Carolina, and Florida, and they will lose their cross-divisional game to Alabama in a blow out.  They might even lose to Tennessee.  Starkville, Vandy and Texas A&M are probably toss-ups.  6-6 would be a good bet for them next year.

Vandy will beat them. I'd bet Mrs. Duck's tits on it.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on February 07, 2012, 09:55:22 PM
I think Vandy does beat Mizzou.  The one game I think Mizzou has a chance to win and puff out their little chest for a week or two is UGA. 

Those frickers showed out like pussies and lost to Boise last year... at home!  Mizzou may be all jacked up for that game with it being their first game and all and Richt is not the coach GA should really have.  I'm shocked they didn't find a way to replace him in the last 2 years.

If Vandy beats Mizzou, I'll post up the naked pictures one of the very clever Woopig legends saved of Duckman's wife, all of them. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Buffinator on February 07, 2012, 10:09:42 PM
I'll donate a couple of extras that even Duck doesn't know about.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 07, 2012, 10:12:16 PM
If UGA doesn't win that game, MRicht should (finally) be on the aMm-list. I think they definitely lose to Sakerlina, Bama (should go w/o saying), Florida (will beat them at home), and (less sure, I guess) aTm. And, I agree, I think Vandy could put it together and beat them. Be interesting to see who the TBA spots are filled by. I'll go 7 wins.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on February 07, 2012, 10:38:34 PM
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6647/yostselleck.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on February 07, 2012, 11:01:28 PM
Stoolwater



This made me fucking laugh. I love the woopig.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on February 08, 2012, 12:13:39 AM
(http://buckeyebanter.com/images/funny/missouri.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TC on February 08, 2012, 01:36:54 AM
See, the funniest thing that is getting ready to happen here, that will make it all the much more fun for us Arkansans, is that Missouri is going to actually get to play 8 games in the SEC next year. 

We will be watching Missouri.  Don't worry about us.  We know what we are about to see. 

Missouri, we will all probably make time to watch your game with Alabama next fall... I know I sure will.  I'm pretty sure of that.  Don't worry, we'll be watching. 


Watching that game will be like watching a Dateline episode, except in this one Hansen gets caught in traffic and he's 4 hours late. 

(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/chris_hansen.gif) (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2932)

Lol Mizz is in the SEC now.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 08, 2012, 01:47:23 AM
More from Shlemeil and Shemozzl.  ::)

http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/38525/blog-debate-can-mizzou-handle-the-sec

We introduced Mizzou to the SEC earlier Tuesday, but now it's time to get dirty.

Big 12 blogger David Ubben and Edward Aschoff debate: What awaits Missouri in the SEC?

The decline of one of college football's rising programs? Or new heights in a foreign conference that's college football's toughest?

Let's hash this out.

Edward Aschoff: So, with the Tigers joining the SEC, some are wondering if they will make more of an impact in basketball than football. After all, the Big 12 hasn't exactly had its way with the SEC lately in football. But Mizzou does bring back a slew of talent on both sides of the ball and could compete in the SEC East in its first season. David, why should we believe that Missouri will be anything more than just a one-hit wonder?

David Ubben: Gary Pinkel. You'll hear this stat parroted often, but the Tigers are one of just a handful -- six, I believe -- teams in college football to win at least eight games in six consecutive seasons. TCU and Boise State have done it, too, but doing so outside of a power conference is nowhere near as impressive.

The Tigers haven't necessarily won big. The program is still seeking its first BCS bowl appearance but they've won consistently on the back of solid recruiting and even better development. Even in the program's glory years under Dan Devine in the 1960s, it never saw this kind of consistent success.

Players know what is expected of them under Pinkel. He wants to retire at Missouri, a point he has reiterated several times. The fans love him after this six-season stretch that followed some rough years early on, and they would love to have him there as long as he wants. He has got the program rolling, and deep enough that a nightmare year of 4-5 wins just isn't going to happen.

Of course, he's done much of this on the back of Texas recruits, a luxury afforded many of the teams in the former Big 12 North after the Southwest Conference merged with the Big 8 Conference.

We've already seen them shift some recruiting focus into your neck of the woods, Florida and Atlanta. What does this program have to do to make some recruiting inroads there and continue this success?

How will James Franklin fare against more athletic and tougher defenses?

EA: Well, getting into the Florida and Atlanta areas is a good start, but Missouri can't forget about the entire Southeast. There are some other states that can be Missouri's friends as well. One thing going for Missouri is that St. Louis and Kansas City are pretty close. Both are about two hours away from Columbia and kids just love the those big cities! But the bright lights and the big malls can only take Missouri so far. Missouri has to prove that it can really compete on the SEC's level for an entire season and beyond. Winning just comes naturally in this conference, so Missouri will have to prove that it can keep up for years to come. One thing that will really get the athletes' attentions in the Southeast will be starting things off on the right foot. Playing in the SEC East and returning a good amount of starters should help with that. But make no mistake about it, there will be tons of negative recruiting thrown Missouri's way because of its Big 12 past and the fact that those starters will soon be gone after their SEC introduction.

Missouri's coaches are going to have to get very aggressive when it comes to recruiting over here. It's a rough game in the South. There are no unwritten rules about being respectful of committed prospects. SEC coaches play for keeps down here.

Also, Missouri's coaches are going to have to compete with the distance factor. Columbia is almost 700 miles away. There certainly are players who travel away from the Deep South, but most of them stay home. Can Missouri build enough of that family atmosphere to get these players to venture over to its neck of the woods?

We've hit on Missouri's returners, but in order to win in the SEC you have to play well up front. Everyone says this a line-of-scrimmage league and from what I've read it sounds like Missouri's defensive line could have/should have played better in 2011. How do the Tigers make sure they're strong and tough enough up front to compete in this league?

DU: Good points on Mizzou's recruiting trying to spread its wings. The problem? They'll try to maintain those ties in Texas and it'll have to make sure they don't get spread too thin.

These are all issues Mizzou's coaching staff will have to figure out. I'm glad I don't have to.

You're right about the defensive line. It was good in 2011, but not as good as people thought. It'll have to be better. Landing a couple of those big defensive tackles down south would serve the Tigers well. For now, they've got great size coming back in a St. Louis kid, Sheldon Richardson. He's a 6-foot-4, 290-pounder with great athleticism who went to junior college before coming back to Mizzou. USC defensive coordinator Monte Kiffin almost got his hands on him out, but the Tigers have him and need him to have a huge season as a senior in Year 1 in the SEC.

The defensive line lost three starters, but they were deep in 2011 and have good pieces to fill the losses of Terrell Resonno and Dominique Hamilton at tackle and Jacquies Smith at defensive end. The time is now for promising ends Michael Sam and Kony Ealy.

Richardson's the biggest piece, at tackle. Brad Madison was a Big 12 Preseason Defensive Player of the Year candidate at defensive end, but had a disappointing season after playing through a shoulder injury that really limited his effectiveness and flexibility on the line. He'll be hungry as a senior in 2012. Memo to SEC offensive lines: Look out for the spin move.

Gary Pinkel's success in coming seasons will hinge on how well Missouri can recruit in the South. Players like Richardson come down to recruiting, though. The kinds of players Mizzou needs on the defensive lines are much more plentiful in their new recruiting soil. Getting their feet on the ground in junior colleges will be huge.

What about the offense, though? You've seen these SEC defenses up close all season. I'd argue that outside of Alabama, LSU and Georgia, the SEC's defenses were way overrated based on reputation this season.

Will the Tigers' spread offense work in the SEC East? What, if anything, has to change?

EA: Well, you certainly won't make friends down here with that sort of talk. South Carolina fans will surely let you know just how they feel about being left out of the defensive discussion. After all, South Carolina ranked third nationally in total defense and the SEC had six defenses ranked in the top 25, including five in the top eight. But I digress. We've seen the spread work before in the SEC. Florida's 2007 and 2008 offenses were two of the best in the country. The 2009 team put up a good bit of yards too. We've seen elements of the spread in other offenses as well around the SEC, and Arkansas does a great job of spreading defenders out with its passing game. Mississippi State also utilized a pretty successful spread offense in 2010.

In order for it to work, the offensive line has to be beefy and athletic. I know, it's an interesting concept, but you won't survive in this league without some real athletes up front. You've said in the past that Missouri's offensive line was a better than average, well that won't cut it in this league.

You also need some elite speed at the wide receiver position and a sound running game. Getting Dorial Green-Beckham out there could be a major get for this offense because of his size and speed. As for running, mobile running backs and commanding the read option are key. Missouri will have to find ways to combat the tremendous speed off the edge from SEC pass rushers every week. That's James Franklin's running ability comes in. Working the option is huge in the spread.

Well, let's wrap this thing up. I think Missouri will be fun to watch next season, but I'm not sure how well the Tigers will do afterward. You've been around Missouri a lot longer, where do you see Missouri stacking up in the next few years in the SEC?

DU: Good point on those SEC defenses being awesome. I know guys such as Morgan Newton, Justin Worley and Clint Moseley give defensive coordinators nightmares. Somebody get the Gamecocks a medal for not letting Arkansas score 50 and getting lucky enough to dodge LSU and Alabama on the schedule.

But I'm getting off target here, much like SEC quarterbacks' passes.

As for the Tigers, it's going to be tough when the current players begin to leave. I don't think they'll have as much success recruiting in Texas, but I've got no idea if they'll be able to get a foothold near the SEC East and, like you said, convince some of these kids to come to Missouri.

Neither outcome would surprise me, but I think as the transition happens and the current talent begins to drain out of the program, the Tigers will hit some lean years. Whether they bounce back depends on what everything in college football depends on: recruiting.

Can Mizzou do it? Only time will tell.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on February 08, 2012, 05:20:13 AM
But I'm getting off target here, much like SEC quarterbacks' passes.

Your average college football fan, the one who takes the AP Top 25 as gospel, tends to believe and repeat this.  This same stereotype has been laid on the SEC QB's for years... these same QB's, year in and year out, have to play against the only thing close to NFL defenses that you'll ever see in college ball. 

About every year I do a running count of every starting QB in the NFL by conference.  Forever, the pattern has been anywhere from 6-8 starting NFL QB's from the SEC, near that number from the Pac 12 and non BCS conferences, and then everyone else way down the list, including the Texas league.

SEC QB's are historically, if you believe in NFL talent evaluations, about better than any other conference's QBs.  They just have to do it against real defenses that don't let them play pinball offense. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on February 08, 2012, 06:43:37 AM
Your average college football fan, the one who takes the AP Top 25 as gospel, tends to believe and repeat this.  This same stereotype has been laid on the SEC QB's for years... these same QB's, year in and year out, have to play against the only thing close to NFL defenses that you'll ever see in college ball. 

About every year I do a running count of every starting QB in the NFL by conference.  Forever, the pattern has been anywhere from 6-8 starting NFL QB's from the SEC, near that number from the Pac 12 and non BCS conferences, and then everyone else way down the list, including the Texas league.

SEC QB's are historically, if you believe in NFL talent evaluations, about better than any other conference's QBs.  They just have to do it against real defenses that don't let them play pinball offense.

What happened to Texass' All Big 12 QB when they played 'Bama?  Didn't make it past the 2nd Quarter.  Hell Lol Miss Beat OSU and Texas Tech and their Pinball QB's in BACK TO BACK JANUARY 1 BOWLS.... BACK TO BACK...  Our average defense shut down Collin Kline and knocked the shit out of him all day...Oh and 3-0 vs Texas A&M while mostly slapping their QB's around. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jsimp on February 08, 2012, 06:45:56 AM
I've never seen another fanbase try to get as much mileage from a win as these dipshits do from that cotton bowl. Never mind all the circumstances around that game for us. It would be like hog fans beating their chest about that win over indiana a few years ago in the ncaa tournament. I don't even know any hog fans that feel good about that.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on February 08, 2012, 06:51:19 AM
Mizzou tries to leverage that Cotton Bowl over a coach-less and transitional team like Nutt used to leverage Cotton Bowl wins.... over and over and over. 

It is, apparently, the highlight of their football history. 

We all have to live vicariously through the other real SECW teams next year (A&M is another fraud) as they get to prison rape Mizzou-rah. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on February 08, 2012, 07:00:19 AM

If Bama goes down in Columbia next season, the Tide fans will see that up close and personal.


There's a whole lot of rutard linked in this thread, but this one made me guffaw a little.  If it wasn't so early at work, I'm sure a couple people would be peeking around the corner to see what the fuck was the matter.

They seem to be coming into the conference repeating the words "the SEC is the best conference" and "SEC defenses are tops", but their actions belie their idiocy.  They really think that footbaw is footbaw, and that they'll slot right in and take up their middle-of-the-pack-with-occasional-top-two-finishes place in the weak sister division like they did in the Big TeXus conference.  Bama is going to demolish their asses, and they won't even know what hit them.  I just double checked for shits and grins, and they don't even play Bama until the middle of October.  They'll be good and warmed up, and all those next-man-ups will be legit starters by then.  Barring major injuries on their side or major talent on yours, you don't want the gumps in mid-season form.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tanny Bogus on February 08, 2012, 07:02:00 AM
I don't know if visiting SEC teams are ready for the freshly painted rocks.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: EastArkHog on February 08, 2012, 07:14:52 AM
I don't know if visiting SEC teams are ready for the freshly painted rocks.

(http://m-schmidt.eu/wp-content/uploads/wet_paint-300x300.jpg)

Beware of the fresh paint at Columbia!  :rainbow:

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on February 08, 2012, 07:19:07 AM
What happened to Texass' All Big 12 QB when they played 'Bama?  Didn't make it past the 2nd Quarter.  Hell Lol Miss Beat OSU and Texas Tech and their Pinball QB's in BACK TO BACK JANUARY 1 BOWLS.... BACK TO BACK...  Our average defense shut down Collin Kline and knocked the shit out of him all day...Oh and 3-0 vs Texas A&M while mostly slapping their QB's around.
How many year5 did it take 0le Mis5 t0 have tho5e back t0 back 1-1 bowl victorie5? I f0rget.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: FueltoFire on February 08, 2012, 07:21:20 AM
Mizzou tries to leverage that Cotton Bowl over a coach-less and transitional team like Nutt used to leverage Cotton Bowl wins.... over and over and over. 

Who leverages Cotton Bowl victories more: Mizzourah "All I can remember is that we beat Arkansas", or Houston "Back-ta-Back" Nutt?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Passed on February 08, 2012, 07:23:05 AM
I don't know if visiting SEC teams are ready for the freshly painted rocks.

They're coming here to paint.
(http://www.sportstalkwithbo.com/site/images/stories/bobbypetrino(1).jpg)
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BEN HOGGIN on February 08, 2012, 07:51:36 AM
They're coming here to paint.
(http://www.sportstalkwithbo.com/site/images/stories/bobbypetrino(1).jpg)
Good hustle

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Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ocelot_ark on February 08, 2012, 07:53:13 AM
DU: Good point on those SEC defenses being awesome. I know guys such as Morgan Newton, Justin Worley and Clint Moseley give defensive coordinators nightmares. Somebody get the Gamecocks a medal for not letting Arkansas score 50 and getting lucky enough to dodge LSU and Alabama on the schedule.

But I'm getting off target here, much like SEC quarterbacks' passes.

What a butthurt little flaggot.  Arkansas almost scoring 50 on USCe somehow means that USCe has a bad defense. Really?  Could it not mean that Arkansas, who has ravaged every little 12 team they've played the last 3 years, is just very, very good on offense? Of course not.  Kansas State...ever heard of them.  Man, they have an amazing rushing attack! Until they face a middle-of-the-pack SEC defense. 

Really? You're going to bring up 3 bad SEC QB's? Hmmm...are there any bad little 12 QB's? NEVER! They are amazing at everything! Just look at Texas!!!  Ooops.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sliver72 on February 08, 2012, 07:56:09 AM
How many year5 did it take 0le Mis5 t0 have tho5e back t0 back 1-1 bowl victorie5? I f0rget.
Ooh Ooh! I know! I know! :deek:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on February 08, 2012, 08:00:10 AM
Interviewed David Ubben right before last season.  He said that aTm would beat Arkansas, that the Big 12 was just as good as the SEC because they have been to a bunch of title games, too (he actually said that "the only difference is that the SEC has won a few more), and that while the SEC D's may be a little better, the Big 12 O's were so much better that it all evened out.

Think about this -

OU
UT
Mizzou
aTm

It's not just that Mizzou is freakishly delusional...it seems to be a thang in that conference.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on February 08, 2012, 08:04:07 AM
They're coming here to paint.
(http://www.sportstalkwithbo.com/site/images/stories/bobbypetrino(1).jpg)

This made me smile.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Passed on February 08, 2012, 08:04:30 AM
Interviewed David Ubben right before last season.  He said that aTm would beat Arkansas, that the Big 12 was just as good as the SEC because they have been to a bunch of title games, too (he actually said that "the only difference is that the SEC has won a few more), and that while the SEC D's may be a little better, the Big 12 O's were so much better that it all evened out.

Think about this -

OU
UT
Mizzou
aTm

It's not just that Mizzou is freakishly delusional...it seems to be a thang in that conference.

Do we, or any one else, really think that this Dave Ubben guy actually believes what he's saying?  It's his job as a Big Texas league blogger to pump that league up.  It keeps the homers over there happy.  I don't think anyone that's actually watched SEC and BigTx football would actually believe it.


...Ok.  I'm probably giving them way to much credit.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tim Calhoun on February 08, 2012, 08:06:48 AM
I've never seen another fanbase try to get as much mileage from a win as these dipshits do from that cotton bowl. Never mind all the circumstances around that game for us. It would be like hog fans beating their chest about that win over indiana a few years ago in the ncaa tournament. I don't even know any hog fans that feel good about that.

didn't we follow that up with a nice game against UNC?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on February 08, 2012, 08:34:54 AM
Mizzou will beat Kentucky and possibly aTm next year (in conference) and the Alabama game will be closer than it should have been.  Saban and Pinkel were college roommates so Saban won't completely lay the wood to him.  Georgia should handle them easily, USC won't have an issue and their DLine will have a hay day with Mizzou's OL.  Vandy and Florida will out athlete MU (yeah, Vandy will out athlete). 

Per some Mizzou fans I work with they've moved 2 TEs to the DLine and hope to have them bulked up in time for the season.  They're also moving Lucas to TE (Lucas isn't happy with current situation at MU....should have gone to Arkansas, guess Mom doesn't always know best).  Lucas is 6'5, but needs to put on a lot of weight if he expects to block any SEC DEs.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on February 08, 2012, 09:13:23 AM
Mizzou will beat Kentucky and possibly aTm next year (in conference) and the Alabama game will be closer than it should have been.  Saban and Pinkel were college roommates so Saban won't completely lay the wood to him.  Georgia should handle them easily, USC won't have an issue and their DLine will have a hay day with Mizzou's OL.  Vandy and Florida will out athlete MU (yeah, Vandy will out athlete). 

Per some Mizzou fans I work with they've moved 2 TEs to the DLine and hope to have them bulked up in time for the season.  They're also moving Lucas to TE (Lucas isn't happy with current situation at MU....should have gone to Arkansas, guess Mom doesn't always know best).  Lucas is 6'5, but needs to put on a lot of weight if he expects to block any SEC DEs.

Good luck getting past Alabama, Georgia, Florida, or USCe's tackles with converted TEs.  Luckily for them, they don't have LSU or us on the schedule.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on February 08, 2012, 09:24:52 AM
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/38516/introducing-missouri-to-its-new-sec-friends
EA: Travel will be really interesting. Columbia, Mo., is almost 900 miles away from the other Columbia in South Carolina, and Gainesville, Fla., is more than 1,000 miles away. Talk about Delta miles. Missouri won't have to worry about filling opposing fans' ticket allotments, because SEC fans travel well. So when these fans get on campus, what are some of the new traditions they'll be exposed to from the Missouri faithful?

DU: Good question. There are teams with stronger traditions in the Big 12, but Mizzou's are solid.

The most evident one will be the Rock M at the North end of Faurot Field. Every August, Missouri adds a few rocks, and the university's freshmen offer a fresh coat of paint to keep it looking fresh, which it always does.

For the biggest games, the Rock M and the field surrounding it will be packed with fans. Lately, the Tigers have had a few big wins to celebrate with ripped-up goalposts. Wins over Oklahoma and Nebraska come to mind. When that happens, those goalposts are toted up that field and carried almost a mile to Harpo's, a bar downtown, where fans will cut them up and take home a piece.

If Bama goes down in Columbia next season, the Tide fans will see that up close and personal.

During the game, you'll get a taste of the “Missouri Waltz,” which is a pretty recognizable song featuring the fans waving their arms to the music.

They'll also get to meet Truman the Tiger, who treks around the track surrounding the field in a fire truck before the game with a hose to spray fans on hot days.

Faurot Field only seats a little more than 70,000 fans, but it's a solid atmosphere more often than not. It won't wow many folks, but it has a very unique feel, and the stadium is set into the ground, so it feels a little underground, too.



I swear...the more I read about Mizzou makes me change my mind. I use to be a little concerned they would take from our recruiting just a little. Then I started hating them as I got to know their fans during the recruitment of that WR. Then I started getting excited about them getting the shit kicked out of them by SEC teams all year. Now I almost feel sorry for them because they have no idea what they are getting into. But that sorrow quickly turns back to hate and it just makes me realize I am going to enjoy them getting their asses kicked even more.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on February 08, 2012, 09:27:48 AM
Can someone please tell Jeff Long to end the 12th game search and just sign us up to play Mizzou at Jerry World?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: APhiOHog on February 08, 2012, 09:33:10 AM
Can someone please tell Jeff Long to end the 12th game search and just sign us up to play Mizzou at Jerry World?

Mizzou wouldn't take that game.  They're going get their shit packed in by enough SEC teams as it is.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on February 08, 2012, 09:51:56 AM
Mizzou wouldn't take that game.  They're going get their aMm packed in by enough SEC teams as it is.
Even more reason to offer that challenge publicly and see just how good Mizzou's confidence in their program really is.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Piggin Out on February 08, 2012, 09:55:59 AM
More from Shlemeil and Shemozzl.  ::)

Memo to SEC offensive lines: Look out for the spin move.

*CHORTLE*
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on February 08, 2012, 10:04:22 AM
Interviewed David Ubben right before last season.  He said that aTm would beat Arkansas, that the Texas League was just as good as the SEC because they have been to a bunch of title games, too (he actually said that "the only difference is that the SEC has won a few more), and that while the SEC D's may be a little better, the Texas League O's were so much better that it all evened out.

Think about this -

OU
UT
Mizzou
aTm

It's not just that Mizzou is freakishly delusional...it seems to be a thang in that conference.

That little wizard sleeve also picked K-State over Arkansas in the Cotton Bowl.  He really tells it like it ain't.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 08, 2012, 10:09:19 AM
"I know a lot of people say that the SEC is the dominant conference, and I think that's debatable."

If it’s not, why did they join then?  Just a stupid, slack-jawed kid.

When I’m up there I feel like I’m out of place north of Joplin.  Missouri just doesn’t belong.  It needs to be post-vetted hard with a southern fried perspective.  Maybe they’ll come around to liking grits one day.   
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 08, 2012, 10:11:29 AM
(http://assets.espn.go.com/media/motion/2010/0823/dm_100824_ncf_big_12_preview.jpg)(http://journalism.missouri.edu/images/people/students/david-ubben-2009.jpg)

B.A. Journalism - University of Missouri

(http://assets.espn.go.com/i/columnists/ubben_david_m.jpg) (http://journalism.missouri.edu/images/people/students/david-ubben.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HipHog on February 08, 2012, 10:38:36 AM
(http://assets.espn.go.com/media/motion/2010/0823/dm_100824_ncf_big_12_preview.jpg)(http://journalism.missouri.edu/images/people/students/david-ubben-2009.jpg)

B.A. Journalism - University of Missouri

(http://assets.espn.go.com/i/columnists/ubben_david_m.jpg) (http://journalism.missouri.edu/images/people/students/david-ubben.jpg)
never sen anyone with the off centered head like that. he has a constant lean goin on
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on February 08, 2012, 10:43:05 AM
He is a tiny person:

(http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/berrydavidubben.jpg)

He's also from Springdale.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: APhiOHog on February 08, 2012, 10:45:31 AM
never sen anyone with the off centered head like that. he has a constant lean goin on

Scoliosis?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 08, 2012, 10:45:40 AM
never sen anyone with the off centered head like that. he has a constant lean goin on

First thing that came to my mind is that he looks like he's leaning over like he's fixin to let out a fart.  :stache:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsfan4life on February 08, 2012, 10:48:48 AM
(http://assets.espn.go.com/media/motion/2010/0823/dm_100824_ncf_big_12_preview.jpg)(http://journalism.missouri.edu/images/people/students/david-ubben-2009.jpg)

B.A. Journalism - University of Missouri

(http://assets.espn.go.com/i/columnists/ubben_david_m.jpg) (http://journalism.missouri.edu/images/people/students/david-ubben.jpg)

Quasimoto went to Missouri?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 08, 2012, 11:04:48 AM
First thing that came to my mind is that he looks like he's leaning over like he's fixin to let out a fart.  :stache:
:D
I wonder why we do this?  The fart gets disseminated whether you lift a cheek or not.  Resonation?  Aimed fire?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sliver72 on February 08, 2012, 11:11:24 AM
:D
I wonder why we do this?  The fart gets disseminated whether you lift a cheek or not.  Resonation?  Aimed fire?
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Turd F. on February 08, 2012, 11:15:57 AM
Ubben is from Springdale, btw.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: clintcommander on February 08, 2012, 11:16:58 AM
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

We're way too early in this thread to start this...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 08, 2012, 11:19:46 AM
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.
I think it gives more control to counter the event of Shit-Fart Separator failure.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 08, 2012, 11:29:06 AM
I live in Missouri, not proud of it, but that's just the way it is. I work with three male die-hard Mizzou fans and none of them could tell you what the hell a pistol formation is, or the difference between an h-back and a traditional fullback, etc... However they can sure as shit rattle off the highlights of Norm Stewart's basketball coaching career and recount how shitty a hire coach Quin Snyder was. They don't care about or know football. They're in for a rude awakening. They'll be put in a corner and kept there. .
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 08, 2012, 11:42:01 AM
They're coming here to paint.
(http://www.sportstalkwithbo.com/site/images/stories/bobbypetrino(1).jpg)

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on February 08, 2012, 11:43:07 AM
:D
I wonder why we do this?  The fart gets disseminated whether you lift a cheek or not.  Resonation?  Aimed fire?

I find that if I sit two-cheeks-to-the-chair, I have to push a lot harder, resulting in either undesired auditory performance or accidental pants-shitting.  I have much more control over my vocal performance if I go at it on two wheels, which in an office setting, can be valuable.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on February 08, 2012, 11:43:31 AM
First thing I thought when I saw him.

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k217/mastiffofar/quaz.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hognarok on February 08, 2012, 11:46:29 AM
Yeah that'd be real cool if we had Clinton that Razorback on the sidelines.

He could ride around the stadium on a huge cigar and spray the fans down.  Or maybe he could just mingle with the crowd and randomly hand out cigars to hotties.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 08, 2012, 11:49:01 AM

B.A. Journalism - University of Missouri


Well, there ya go. I wondered what his connection to the BIG TEX was, knowing he was from Arkansas.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: FueltoFire on February 08, 2012, 11:52:17 AM
Ubben is from Springdale, btw.

Shit, I went to school there with a girl named Ubben.  Gotta be some relation, except she's not as fucked up in the head as he is.  She is a UA grad, and pretty die hard hog fan if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 08, 2012, 11:53:38 AM
In very slight defense of Ubben, I don't think he's the absolute worst of the ESPN Bloggers. Adam Rittenberg is heads and shoulders above below him, imho. And, apparently, doesn't own a comb.  O0

(http://a.espncdn.com/media/motion/2011/0503/COM_NCF_BigTen_ThreeGames.jpg)

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(http://www.talkzone.com/uploads/guest/AdamRittenberg.jpg)

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Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 08, 2012, 12:02:45 PM
Ubben on aTm to the SEC

http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/38588/introducing-texas-am-to-the-sec

Missouri had its day on Tuesday. Today, it's Texas A&M's turn.

The SEC welcomes both schools into the league this coming football season, and consider this our introduction to the Aggies on the SEC blog. We get an assist from Big 12 blogger David Ubben.
 
Let's get right to it.

Chris Low: It wasn't a big secret that the SEC wanted to get into the state of Texas, and there were rumblings that the SEC had an offer on the table for both Texas A&M and Oklahoma two summers ago. Did you think it was a foregone conclusion that Texas A&M was going to join the SEC at some point?
 
David Ubben: I don't know if I'd call it a foregone conclusion, but nobody in the league was more tired of the often Texas-driven nature of the Big 12 than the Aggies. The SEC, from its perspective, was a way to surpass the Longhorns, too. Although I think Missouri's move was more about leaving the Big 12, I think the Aggies really wanted to be in the SEC as much as they wanted to leave the Big 12. If Mizzou had its way, it would probably be in the Big Ten right now. For A&M, there's been an SEC lust for decades. Now, it's happening. The Aggies couldn't be happier. We'll see whether that happiness sticks around on game Saturdays in the fall.
 
CL: David, my take on this round of expansion for the SEC is that Texas A&M fits culturally a lot better than Missouri. Maybe that's just me, but Texas A&M has the feel of an SEC school with its passion for football. That said, I'm probably one of those rare people who's been to a Texas A&M basketball game in College Station but never to a football game at Kyle Field. It was back when Bernard King (the other one) was playing for the Aggies, and it was the night before Dennis Franchione left Alabama to take the Texas A&M head football job. I'm sure this will shock you, but nobody was out on press row during the basketball game. Instead, all the Texas A&M-based media members were on their phones back in the media work room trying to track down the Franchione story. I can assure you that something like that would never happen in the SEC during a hoops game. Well, at least not at Kentucky.
 
DU: That sounds about right. And you're definitely in the minority on that one. Kyle Field was the best game atmosphere in the Big 12 by far, and it'll be missed. In that sense, it definitely fits in the SEC. I'd agree with you on the cultural aspect. We'll see how the SEC takes to the Aggies' Yell Leaders aka lack of cheerleaders. It's an old joke in the Big 12, but I guarantee a few SEC fans will be in for a rude awakening next season after failing to do their homework before game day. Unlike Mizzou, the Aggies don't have to deal with a big shift in recruiting strategy. They'll have more access to Louisiana, I think. They also play a physical brand of football, unlike Mizzou. What's the biggest challenge facing the Aggies as they leave for a new league?
 
CL: Just managing the grind of the SEC and going through those three- and four-game stretches when you're playing Alabama one week, Florida the next, then Auburn and then Arkansas. The Western Division is stronger than it's ever been. You're talking about three teams from one division that finished in the top five nationally this past season in the final polls. You can be a pretty decent football team in that division and struggle to win six games. Just ask Mississippi State. Especially with a new head coach and putting in new systems on both sides of the ball, I wonder whether this first season for the Aggies will be rough. Simply making a bowl game may be an accomplishment. What would be your prediction, David, for the Aggies in Year 1 in the SEC?
 
DU: Agreed on that front. I felt bad for Arkansas this year. The Razorbacks were a heck of a lot more than a decent football team but finished third in the division, getting boxed out of the BCS thanks to arbitrary rules. I predict a rough start for the Aggies. I'll give them a break and say 6-6 with a spot safely in the bottom half of the SEC West.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: shortstop6 on February 08, 2012, 12:34:38 PM
I find that if I sit two-cheeks-to-the-chair, I have to push a lot harder, resulting in either undesired auditory performance or accidental pants-shitting.  I have much more control over my vocal performance  if I go at it on two wheels, which in an office setting, can be valuable.

You sure you want to go with vocal in this context?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: APhiOHog on February 08, 2012, 12:41:46 PM
You sure you want to go with vocal in this context?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7AT7nuqmcc
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: tbaker/// on February 08, 2012, 12:52:56 PM
In very slight defense of Ubben, I don't think he's the absolute worst of the ESPN Bloggers. Adam Rittenberg is heads and shoulders above below him, imho. And, apparently, doesn't own a comb.  O0

(http://a.espncdn.com/media/motion/2011/0503/COM_NCF_BigTen_ThreeGames.jpg)

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKTecXkNgsTArIAgVdN3Cn8VG1pDYmFIvUv6a_0p-RT6VFbiY2dA91i63zQw)

(http://www.talkzone.com/uploads/guest/AdamRittenberg.jpg)



(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ59haEntMsM7lRCy5Yt-7UYBBj-7Mv1uX_hTgiz40kF4vtum8YzPpO6tkv_Q)

America's Blogger

(http://www.prostate.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Rudy-Guiliani.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GoodbyePorkPieHat on February 08, 2012, 12:58:22 PM
Saban and Pinkel were college roommates so Saban won't completely lay the wood to him. 

No they weren't.  They both played at Kent State, but Pinkel was roommates with Jack Lambert.   
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on February 08, 2012, 01:06:18 PM
No they weren't.  They both played at Kent State, but Pinkel was roommates with Jack Lambert.

I could have sworn they said that on the radio up here.  I must have mistaken roommates for teammates.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ocelot_ark on February 08, 2012, 01:15:16 PM
We'll see how the SEC takes to the Aggies' Yell Leaders aka lack of cheerleaders. It's an old joke in the Texas League, but I guarantee a few SEC fans will be in for a rude awakening next season after failing to do their homework before game day.

Obviously the SEC has the most leisurely college football fans in the world.  Wait, what? We got the Aggies in the SEC?  Man, that's a long trip from New Mexico!  :suicide: What a fucking retard.

I felt bad for Arkansas this year. The Razorbacks were a heck of a lot more than a decent football team but finished third in the division, getting boxed out of the BCS thanks to arbitrary rules.

This guy's a genius!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on February 08, 2012, 01:16:26 PM
You sure you want to go with vocal in this context?

My wife tells me I talk out of my ass a lot.   :abe:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Razordoc on February 08, 2012, 01:20:23 PM
(http://buckeyebanter.com/images/funny/missouri.jpg)

Goddam!  It's my retard 1st cousin from Plattsburg, 30 years ago!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on February 08, 2012, 01:42:54 PM
Obviously the SEC has the most leisurely college football fans in the world.  Wait, what? We got the Aggies in the SEC?  Man, that's a long trip from New Mexico!  :suicide: What a fucking retard.

I don't think he meant they wouldn't know aTm was in the SEC...just that some would not realize they didn't have cheerleaders. I'm betting he is right.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on February 08, 2012, 01:52:32 PM
No they weren't.  They both played at Kent State, but Pinkel was roommates with Jack Lambert.

I'm guessing Yost was roommates with Tiny Tim or Andy Dick.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 08, 2012, 02:20:45 PM
I'm guessing Yost was roommates with Tiny Tim or and Andy Dick.

fixt
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ocelot_ark on February 08, 2012, 02:38:57 PM
I don't think he meant they wouldn't know aTm was in the SEC...just that some would not realize they didn't have cheerleaders. I'm betting he is right.

I know what he meant.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on February 08, 2012, 03:14:24 PM
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

and thank you for my new sig
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on February 08, 2012, 05:53:13 PM
Haven't read through pages 3 and 4 yet, but I will say this.

I am a fan of Missouri, and I root for them in general.  But the first things I think of when it comes to Missouri football are a half-empty stadium and the fact that they tore down the goalposts after beating Kansas, when Kansas was 4-7. 

They do have a great downtown area though, and I think a lot of you will enjoy going to a game there. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Turd F. on February 08, 2012, 06:05:14 PM
Haven't read through pages 3 and 4 yet, but I will say this.

I am a fan of Missouri, and I root for them in general.  But the first things I think of when it comes to Missouri football are a half-empty stadium and the fact that they tore down the goalposts after beating Kansas, when Kansas was 4-7. 

They do have a great downtown area though, and I think a lot of you will enjoy going to a game there.

A friend of mine (who's an Arkansas alum) lives there and said it's like a bigger version of Fayetteville.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogtired on February 08, 2012, 06:18:07 PM
Haven't read through pages 3 and 4 yet, but I will say this.

I am a fan of Missouri, and I root for them in general.  But the first things I think of when it comes to Missouri football are a half-empty stadium and the fact that they tore down the goalposts after beating Kansas, when Kansas was 4-7. 

They do have a great downtown area though, and I think a lot of you will enjoy going to a game there.

Hide the wimmins and children, Hog fans are running wild.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cooter on February 08, 2012, 06:26:56 PM
Haven't read through pages 3 and 4 yet, but I will say this.

I am a fan of Missouri, and I root for them in general.  But the first things I think of when it comes to Missouri football are a half-empty stadium and the fact that they tore down the goalposts after beating Kansas, when Kansas was 4-7. 

They do have a great downtown area though, and I think a lot of you will enjoy going to a game there.

I'm wondering if there will be more away fans than home fans at their home games.  I wonder if that wide receiver has even seen a game there.  Isn't Vandy about the only SEC team who doesn't fill up their own stadium?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BEvERage on February 08, 2012, 06:39:48 PM
i went to the mizzou vs texas tech game. crappy crowd, no atmosphere. here is a pic of the stadium 10 minutes before kickoff.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 08, 2012, 06:41:29 PM
A friend of mine (who's an Arkansas alum) lives there and said it's like a bigger version of Fayetteville.
They're annexing cow pastures up there, too?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on February 08, 2012, 06:55:59 PM
I'm wondering if there will be more away fans than home fans at their home games.  I wonder if that wide receiver has even seen a game there.  Isn't Vandy about the only SEC team who doesn't fill up their own stadium?
Locked Out of the Vaught...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on February 08, 2012, 07:37:46 PM
Locked Out of the Vaught...

Heelarryis pic.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on February 08, 2012, 07:51:59 PM
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.

A couple weeks ago I rattled my girlfriend's buttcheeks with a fart.  We were laying in bed facing opposite directions and I blew one out real hard.  It must of hit her just right because she couldn't stop laughing and then said it rattled her buttcheeks.  There is a reason I had a prior nickname of "the butt trumpet."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 08, 2012, 07:55:07 PM
i went to the mizzou vs texas tech game. crappy crowd, no atmosphere. here is a pic of the stadium 10 minutes before kickoff.


Unpossible.  :o
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 08, 2012, 08:18:12 PM
A couple weeks ago I rattled my girlfriend's buttcheeks with a fart.  We were laying in bed facing opposite directions and I blew one out real hard.  It must of hit her just right because she couldn't stop laughing and then said it rattled her buttcheeks.  There is a reason I had a prior nickname of "the butt trumpet."
The fart is a good theme to propagate throughout this thread, in perpetuity.

A young man can control farting in bed.  But, as you age, you subconsciously don’t care anymore and the wife just has to deal with it.  I do try to ‘point out’ as much as possible.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 08, 2012, 08:28:07 PM
The fart is a good theme to propagate throughout this thread, in perpetuity.

A young man can control farting in bed.  But, as you age, you subconsciously don’t care anymore and the wife just has to deal with it.  I do try to ‘point out’ as much as possible.

And they say chivalry is dead.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on February 08, 2012, 08:44:25 PM
There is a reason I had a prior nickname of "the butt trumpet."

Did you happen to earn this nickname in new orleans?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on February 08, 2012, 08:56:44 PM
Locked Out of the Vaught...

Worse than Hog basketball the last few years.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: clintcommander on February 08, 2012, 09:45:10 PM
Did you happen to earn this nickname in new orleans?

or perhaps at band camp?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 08, 2012, 09:48:49 PM
A friend of mine (who's an Arkansas alum) lives there and said it's like a bigger version of Fayetteville.

He must be fucking outside his mind.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on February 08, 2012, 09:57:02 PM
He must be fricking outside his mind.

There are things about Columbia that have that "Fayetteville feeling" to them, but in reality, Columbia wishes it was as happening as Fayetteville.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on February 09, 2012, 09:19:13 AM
The thing that really turned that WR on to the UofA was the atmosphere when he visited the Alabama game last year. Granted our atmosphere isn't always like that, but it is closer to that most of the time than Mizzou will ever be.

You have to wonder if he doesn't walk out of the tunnel for his first game, look around at the empty seats, and think to himself "what the fuck did I do?"
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on February 09, 2012, 09:29:38 AM
The thing that really turned that WR on to the UofA was the atmosphere when he visited the Alabama game last year. Granted our atmosphere isn't always like that, but it is closer to that most of the time than Mizzou will ever be.

You have to wonder if he doesn't walk out of the tunnel for his first game, look around at the empty seats, and think to himself "what the fuck did I do?"

It won't be the first or last time he asks himself that question.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: tbaker/// on February 09, 2012, 09:54:26 AM
There are things about Columbia that have that "Fayetteville feeling" to them, but in reality, Columbia wishes it was as happening as Fayetteville.

Now listen.

Fayetteville has Dickson Street. Columbia has a whole downtown full of record stores, skate shops, bars, coffee houses, delis, pizza places, hamburger joints, dance clubs and when I was there, a vintage arcade.

You can buy beer and liquor on a Sunday. At the grocery store.

Being on I-70 between St. Louis and Kansas City, you got the big bands that passed through town. I'm not going to get all "Harv Was There" on here, but during my short time there, Smashing Pumpkins, Uncle Tupelo, Soul Asylum, Fugazi, Johnny Cash, Public Enemy and the first reunion of Big Star happened there.

The football team sucked though. The stadium, which didn't have a night game until 1992, makes WMS look like Lucas Oil Field. Homecoming was just an excuse to go to Schnucks Foods and get a bottle of whiskey. No one cared about football.

And the basketball team is silly with those asshole Antler guys and an arena that was nearly named after a debutante.

But all that said, Columbia does not wish it was Fayetteville. Go to Walgreens on the Sabbath and rent a keg to replace the one you floated three hours ago, and we'll talk after that.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on February 09, 2012, 10:00:25 AM

The football team sucked though. The stadium, which didn't have a night game until 1992, makes WMS look like Lucas Oil Field. Homecoming was just an excuse to go to Schnucks Foods and get a bottle of whiskey. No one cared about football.


Unpossible. I've read in the other thread WMS is the worst in the country. (nevermind that LSU's Tiger Stadium is a true shithole albeit with 90k seats)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on February 09, 2012, 10:25:50 AM
Unpossible. I've read in the other thread WMS is the worst in the country. (nevermind that LSU's Tiger Stadium is a true shithole albeit with 90k seats)

Tiger Stadium (or whatever Mizzou calls it) is very small.   I went to a game there in 2001 and our seats were beside the press box....really right beside it, in that you couldn't see 1/2 the field.  Instead of staying there we moved to the student section.  There was enough room to lay down and take a nap.  The stadium was probably 3/4 full, but it was more red (Nebraska) than black and gold.  Mizzou fans really don't care a whole lot about the football program and they probably figure the hill into their attendance.  My brother-in-laws dad (who is a big MU fan) said he's excited about joining the SEC and seeing better teams come into Columbia.  He said he didn't expect championships because "we never won the Big 12, so we shouldn't expect to win the SEC". 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jose Papoopoo on February 09, 2012, 10:50:08 AM

The football team sucked though. The stadium, which didn't have a night game until 1992, makes WMS look like Lucas Oil Field.

I actually caught a night game on ESPN a few yrs ago and it looked like a high school stadium lit up. Shadows all over the field. I was embarrassed for them. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on February 09, 2012, 11:02:59 AM
Now listen.

Fayetteville has Dickson Street.

Fayetteville has more than Dickson Street.

Columbia is a good college town.  It has also been a bigger town for more of its existence than Fayetteville, so it has a larger dowtown infrastructure, bigger, older buildings, etc.  In that way, it feels more like Fort Smith.

Downtown Columbia is cool, but I still don't think it has as much going for it as Dickson/Downtown Fayetteville. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: RedRiverHog on February 09, 2012, 11:32:43 AM
(http://www.allseasonsdestinations.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/LO-Cove1.jpeg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/163093_142437285811423_100001354587939_197521_7118135_n.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on February 09, 2012, 11:41:40 AM

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/163093_142437285811423_100001354587939_197521_7118135_n.jpg)

Looks like she's got a secret.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cotte on February 09, 2012, 12:44:45 PM
(http://buckeyebanter.com/images/funny/missouri.jpg)

It's Hurtt!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: JoeBobHog on February 09, 2012, 03:27:01 PM
It's Hurtt!


that guy's got 50 lbs. on Hurtt.



 :notexas:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on February 09, 2012, 03:51:12 PM

that guy's got 50 lbs. on Hurtt.



 :notexas:

How much if you cut off the mullet?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: JoeBobHog on February 09, 2012, 04:16:48 PM
How much if you cut off the mullet?


Hurtt's mullet?



 :notexas:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on February 09, 2012, 04:59:54 PM

Hurtt's mullet?



 :notexas:

He has one as awesome as that guy?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cotte on February 09, 2012, 06:13:01 PM
He has one as awesome as that guy?

Almost.

:stache:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 09, 2012, 08:17:31 PM
There are things about Columbia that have that "Fayetteville feeling" to them, but in reality, Columbia wishes it was as happening as Fayetteville.

I bet they ain't got no Leo. *:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on February 09, 2012, 10:29:55 PM
He has one as awesome as that guy?

HAD one.  It's gone now, but I'll tell you, son...it was fucking beautiful.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cooter on February 09, 2012, 10:57:19 PM
HAD one.  It's gone now, but I'll tell you, son...it was fucking beautiful.

Yea but was it PERMED??
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: JoeBobHog on February 09, 2012, 11:09:15 PM
Yea but was it PERMED??



you have to ask?



 :notexas:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 20, 2012, 10:03:29 PM
More evidence that Mizzou is a poor fit, culturally, in the SEC. Now, pass me a coke.

https://tastyresearch.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/popvssodamap.png

(https://tastyresearch.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/popvssodamap.png)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mtn Oyster on February 20, 2012, 10:38:26 PM
What kind?



More evidence that Mizzou is a poor fit, culturally, in the SEC. Now, pass me a coke.

https://tastyresearch.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/popvssodamap.png

(https://tastyresearch.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/popvssodamap.png)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: reverendhog on February 20, 2012, 11:10:20 PM
Went to school for undergraduate in the state of Missouri. The first month I was there, some guys in the dorm said, "want a pop?"

I wondered what the fuck they were talking about. I had to ask a lot of internal questions before I answered them and realized they were talking about a Coke.

Jesus.

A pop. Why didn't Sherman go north?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 20, 2012, 11:31:19 PM
What kind?

RC?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mtn Oyster on February 20, 2012, 11:51:49 PM
RC?

RC cola and a Moon Pie?
Jerry Clower said you could break a trade embargo with a ship full of moon pies followed by a ship full of RC.



Edit: damn autocorrect
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: reverendhog on February 21, 2012, 01:04:40 AM
RC cola and a Moon Pie?
Jerry Closer said you could break a trade embargo with a ship full of moon pies followed by a ship full of RC.
I loved Jerry Closer. His stories about the Lesbessers.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Humphrey BOARgart on February 21, 2012, 06:49:26 AM
More evidence that Mizzou is a poor fit, culturally, in the SEC. Now, pass me a coke.

https://tastyresearch.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/popvssodamap.png

(https://tastyresearch.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/popvssodamap.png)


WTF Boone County?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 21, 2012, 06:54:37 AM
Good ol' McDonald County (MO).  They know where they get their likker revenue from.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on February 21, 2012, 07:40:54 AM
My Great Aunt that moved to St. Louis when married and the rest of her clan used Pop.

Now only in the South will you here "what kind of coke would you like" followed by the answer "Dr pepper."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HROHawg on February 21, 2012, 07:45:53 AM

WTF Boone County?

Notice the blue around Tulsa area.... Boone County for years was very strong lean to Pepsi products and the distributor was and still is, based in Tulsa which is also blue.  Might be a correlation, might not.  In any event, 'pop' isn't in my vocabulary and my adult beverage will never be Jack and Pepsi. Counties south of us start leaning to 'coke' as the strong CocaCola distributorships take over.  Or not....
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Too Big Pig on February 21, 2012, 07:50:12 AM
Never realized how few/how big of counties some of those western states have.

Woopig. The giver of knowledge.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 21, 2012, 07:56:17 AM
Booger County and Newton County:  no data.  They hung up when asked about "coke".

Never realized how few/how big of counties some of those western states have.

Woopig. The giver of knowledge.
Lot of injun res and government land.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TravelHog on February 21, 2012, 07:59:00 AM
Gimme a liter of Cola!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogggdadi on February 21, 2012, 08:01:21 AM
RC cola and a Moon Pie?
Jerry Clower said you could break a trade embargo with a ship full of moon pies followed by a ship full of RC.



Edit: damn autocorrect

I always liked the way Clower said Misippi.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 21, 2012, 08:13:16 AM
Booger County and Newton County:  no data.  They hung up when asked about "coke".
Lot of injun res and government land.

How do you know Booger County?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on February 21, 2012, 08:22:23 AM

WTF Boone County?

I believe their figures may be inakrit.

Lived in Boone County until I was 19, and "coke" was always the preferred term with pretty much everyone I knew.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 21, 2012, 08:29:09 AM
How do you know Booger County?
I'm referring to Madison in AR.  I think there's some like Christian, Stone and Barry in MO that might be called Booger up there, too.

Mean doin's in Madison back in the 70s-80s.  Sheriff suspicioned to be killed, stuff like that.

I like reading about the folk vernacular; and bullshitting with old timers.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 21, 2012, 08:30:32 AM
I'm referring to Madison in AR.  I think there's some like Christian, Stone and Barry in MO that might be called Booger up there, too.

Mean doin's in Madison back in the 70s-80s.  Sheriff suspicioned to be killed, stuff like that.

I like reading about the folk vernacular; and bullshitting with old timers.

Booger County is specifically Eastern Douglas County is Southern MO, the purple one.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 21, 2012, 09:28:50 AM
Booger County is specifically Eastern Douglas County is Southern MO, the purple one.
Yeah, that's right.  Ain't that where they filmed "Winter's Bone?"  I'm pretty sure they used the West Plains sale in the cattle auction scene with 'Thump'.  Bought some cows there one time.  Good movie, but leaves you desiring a bath.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on February 21, 2012, 09:35:32 AM
I would love to read some history behind what makes that map what it is.  For example, why such an huge number of "soda" drinkers in the St Louis and significant surrounding area?  I assume there's a correlation somehow to the Mississippi River.  Also, Wisconsin.  There could almost be a border war there.

Shit like this interests me.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aaron on February 21, 2012, 10:45:07 AM
Gimme a liter of Cola!

Can I get a liter of Cola?  FOR A COP!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pig on February 21, 2012, 10:47:19 AM

Map also reflects the ma-zur-rah vs ma-zoo-ree split.
Wifey is from ma-zur-rah and will quickly correct anyone who says it wrong.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 21, 2012, 10:48:04 AM
I would love to read some history behind what makes that map what it is.  For example, why such an huge number of "soda" drinkers in the St Louis and significant surrounding area?  I assume there's a correlation somehow to the Mississippi River.  Also, Wisconsin.  There could almost be a border war there.

aMm like this interests me.

Me too. Some of the little fluctuations or changes county-by-county can be tossed away, but the St. Louis thing definitely is an anomaly. Theres something to it.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: APhiOHog on February 21, 2012, 10:48:24 AM
Map also reflects the ma-zur-rah vs ma-zoo-ree split.
Wifey is from ma-zur-rah and will quickly correct anyone who says it wrong.

Missour-ah:  Pop
Missour-ee:  Soda

???

Both of them say it "wrong."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 21, 2012, 10:51:06 AM
Map also reflects the ma-zur-rah vs ma-zoo-ree split.
Wifey is from ma-zur-rah and will quickly correct anyone who says it wrong.

Oh god. It's Missour-ee. The Missourah aMm has been adopted by the flatlanders (North of I-44, of course). It's especially bad in politicians who try to gain some type of 'rural cred'. It's the most vile of many vile things about my adopted home state.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: APhiOHog on February 21, 2012, 10:59:12 AM
Oh god. It's Missour-ee. The Missourah aMm has been adopted by the flatlanders (North of I-44, of course). It's especially bad in politicians who try to gain some type of 'rural cred'. It's the most vile of many vile things about my adopted home state.

North of 44?  I've heard PLENTY of patients from the bootheel and SW MO use "Missour-ah."  As best I can tell, it's a rural/urban thing.  Folks from STL, KC, and to a lesser extent Columbia & Springfield use "Missour-ee."  Everybody else does it the other way.  Shit, I've even heard folks from southern IL use it.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TomTHog on February 21, 2012, 11:00:10 AM
I would love to read some history behind what makes that map what it is.  For example, why such an huge number of "soda" drinkers in the St Louis and significant surrounding area?  I assume there's a correlation somehow to the Mississippi River.  Also, Wisconsin.  There could almost be a border war there.

aMm like this interests me.

http://dare.wisc.edu/ (http://dare.wisc.edu/)

Blame me later.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on February 21, 2012, 11:03:14 AM
http://dare.wisc.edu/ (http://dare.wisc.edu/)

Blame me later.

That (horrendous) website gave me this link:  http://popvssoda.com:2998/.  I chortled.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hognarok on February 21, 2012, 11:05:58 AM
I would love to read some history behind what makes that map what it is.  For example, why such an huge number of "soda" drinkers in the St Louis and significant surrounding area?  I assume there's a correlation somehow to the Mississippi River.  Also, Wisconsin.  There could almost be a border war there.

Shit like this interests me.

Just pure speculation here, but I'm guessing it has something to do with people from the northeast migrating to these areas for one reason or another.  St. Louis was the gateway to the west so maybe a lot of folks from the northeast settled there.  The phrase is also prevalent in California which is where the people going through St. Louis were headed or ended up.  Also, South Florida is a favorite relocation spot for New Englanders so it would explain why they say soda down there unlike the rest of the state.  As far as Wisconsin goes, the only guess I have is that it is on the Great Lakes so maybe it is a popular port for folks from the northeast to travel to or move to for whatever reason.

Again, this is all just half-assed speculation especially the Milwaukee stuff.  And yes I would like to second the "Shit like this interests me" statement.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TomTHog on February 21, 2012, 11:08:22 AM
That (horrendous) website gave me this link:  http://popvssoda.com:2998/.  I chortled.

Well you asked for the history behind the map.   I gave it to you.   Stick that in your Coke and drink it.

A full online version of DARE is due out next year.   If you like this kind of shit, we'll never see you on the woopigz again.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: tbaker/// on February 21, 2012, 11:12:09 AM
That (horrendous) website gave me this link:  http://popvssoda.com:2998/.  I chortled.

I was curious why North Carolina was green in some areas, what was the "other" term used?

Apparently, NC just calls it "drink" or "soft drink" (http://www.popvssoda.com/stats/NC.html).  ::)

NM goes with the "soda pop" (http://www.popvssoda.com/stats/NC.html) combo (as does Lake of the Woods, Minn., apparently.)

In Lavaca County, Texas, I assume they don't drink coke, they drink Shiner.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogeye_Pierce on February 21, 2012, 11:17:19 AM
Over in NE Ark. the term "sody" or "sody pop" is used frequently among the trailer park/redneck population. All the more reason I am glad to be FROM there. ::)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on February 21, 2012, 11:30:24 AM
Over in NE Ark. the term "sody" or "sody pop" is used frequently among the trailer park/redneck population. All the more reason I am glad to be FROM there. ::)

I used to hear real old farts say 'sody water' once in a blue moon, but everyone under the age of 800 used coke.  Some people would go to the store and get a case of cokes, as per my Grandmother, and never actually drink Coca-Cola.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LaMoHog on February 21, 2012, 01:17:33 PM
Over in NE Ark. the term "sody" or "sody pop" is used frequently among the trailer park/redneck population. All the more reason I am glad to be FROM there. ::)

Livin over here in NEA I hear sody pop a lot from the folks who've grown up here and never moved. I also hear "Sant Louis", "PocaHUNTas" and "Cape Giwadah" (I think of Danny Nutt every time I hear it).
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on February 21, 2012, 01:31:56 PM
More evidence that Mizzou is a poor fit, culturally, in the SEC. Now, pass me a coke.

https://tastyresearch.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/popvssodamap.png

(https://tastyresearch.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/popvssodamap.png)

We should have added Perdue
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on February 21, 2012, 01:54:40 PM
We should have added Perdue
Why? We already have Tyson.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 21, 2012, 03:02:00 PM
North of 44?  I've heard PLENTY of patients from the bootheel and SW MO use "Missour-ah."  As best I can tell, it's a rural/urban thing.  Folks from STL, KC, and to a lesser extent Columbia & Springfield use "Missour-ee."  Everybody else does it the other way.  Shit, I've even heard folks from southern IL use it.
I hear they have good pepperonah pizza in Mississipah.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on February 21, 2012, 04:30:15 PM
We should have added Perdue

Will?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: abypfcs on February 21, 2012, 04:51:15 PM
I bet they ain't got no Leo. *:
Wrong.  How about this guy.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 21, 2012, 06:28:58 PM
I used to hear real old farts say 'sody water' once in a blue moon, but everyone under the age of 800 used coke.  Some people would go to the store and get a case of cokes, as per my Grandmother, and never actually drink Coca-Cola.

I've heard sody water from some of my dad's people. And, 'belly washer (pronounced: belly warsher)' from some of them as well.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 21, 2012, 06:50:26 PM
I've heard sody water from some of my dad's people. And, 'belly washer (pronounced: belly warsher)' from some of them as well.
I don't know that you can peg a place to the added 'r' as in warsh and squarsh.  It seems like it's all over the country.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mtn Oyster on February 21, 2012, 07:30:46 PM
I've heard sody water from some of my dad's people. And, 'belly washer (pronounced: belly warsher)' from some of them as well.


Belly washer is what the old folks that I knew called the first 16oz when RC came out with it.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BASS on February 21, 2012, 07:43:08 PM
 *:
Over in NE Ark. the term "sody" or "sody pop" is used frequently among the trailer park/redneck population. All the more reason I am glad to be FROM there. ::)

my dad grew up in el dorado back in the 40's/50's and he calls it sody pop.  i grew up in saline county and its always been coke to me.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on February 21, 2012, 07:44:48 PM
*:
my dad grew up in el dorado back in the 40's/50's and he calls it sody pop.  i grew up in saline county and its always been coke to me.

I really hope you're not the person I think you are.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 21, 2012, 09:05:10 PM
Wrong.  How about this guy.


I left that one hanging out there for so long I had forgotten about it....the BOOOM MOThERFUCKEr!!!   Out of the gotdammed park bitches!!!

Very nice.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on February 22, 2012, 12:40:18 AM
It's a fucking Coke.

When I was a little fart, I'd go to Central lanes in Hot Springs with my dad on the Tuesday night Sundowners League and order a Orange Coke. No question was asked. I got a Fanta Orange. Sometimes I ordered a Grape Coke and got a Nugrape. Errbody that doesn't unnerstand this can go fuck themselves.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Passed on February 22, 2012, 05:36:57 AM
Wrong.  How about this guy.

Leo doesn't drive hisself, and therefor he doesn't get DWIs.  But this guy does.
(http://www.arktimes.com/images/blogimages/2011/05/26/1306463088-thomas_smith_11-04-54.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: radioman on February 22, 2012, 05:59:39 AM
We should have added Perdue

Yes, this confirms a map that appears in the book, The Nine Nations of North America.  It shows southern Indiana as belonging to the South.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on February 22, 2012, 06:33:10 AM
I don't know that you can peg a place to the added 'r' as in warsh and squarsh.  It seems like it's all over the country.

My lived-in-Florida-for-40-years-but-still-sounds-like-he-lives-in-Brooklyn FIL says warsh.  Woahter is the one that makes me want to scream, though.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on February 22, 2012, 10:50:54 AM
There's a twitter feed for "Gary Drinkel" now.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on February 22, 2012, 11:17:47 AM
There's a twitter feed for "Gary Drinkel" now.

He just made a mistake man. That would have never happened in Fayetteville or Tuscaloosa. He's a fine christian man.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 22, 2012, 12:36:19 PM
He The cops just made a mistake man. That would have never happened in Fayetteville or Tuscaloosa. He's a fine christian man.

Fixt.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 22, 2012, 08:33:13 PM
Where's the chart for the Dinner vs. Lunch line?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on February 22, 2012, 08:43:21 PM
Where's the chart for the Dinner vs. Lunch line?

Funny thing on this one.  One of the companies drilling in the Fayetteville Shale had the Drilling Manager in Houston, obviously the rig was in Arkansas (about Ozark in this particular case).  They're talking, need to switch out the bit, and the Company Man says, "Yeah, we'll shut 'er down at dinner time."  Ok, everybody at home base is ready for a 6pm-ish downtime, which would be roughly shift change.  12 noon, boom, it shuts down.  The Drilling Manager in Houston (originally from Calgary) goes berzerk and calls the Company Man wondering WTF and said, "I thought you said dinner time?"

"I did"

"Huh?  Its only noon.  Dinner is in the evening!"

"No, that's supper, dumbass." and then hangs up the phone. 

I was sitting on the sidelines in the same room as the Drilling Manager just watching unfold and finally started laughing my ass off.  It was hilarious.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on February 22, 2012, 10:57:41 PM
Funny thing on this one.  One of the companies drilling in the Fayetteville Shale had the Drilling Manager in Houston, obviously the rig was in Arkansas (about Ozark in this particular case).  They're talking, need to switch out the bit, and the Company Man says, "Yeah, we'll shut 'er down at dinner time."  Ok, everybody at home base is ready for a 6pm-ish downtime, which would be roughly shift change.  12 noon, boom, it shuts down.  The Drilling Manager in Houston (originally from Calgary) goes berzerk and calls the Company Man wondering WTF and said, "I thought you said dinner time?"

"I did"

"Huh?  Its only noon.  Dinner is in the evening!"

"No, that's supper, dumbass." and then hangs up the phone. 

I was sitting on the sidelines in the same room as the Drilling Manager just watching unfold and finally started laughing my ass off.  It was hilarious.

Southwestern Energy?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on February 23, 2012, 08:21:36 AM
Southwestern Energy?

Petrohawk
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bleedinred on February 23, 2012, 08:46:27 AM
Petrohawk

You work in Houston?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 23, 2012, 11:23:14 AM
Funny thing on this one.  One of the companies drilling in the Fayetteville Shale had the Drilling Manager in Houston, obviously the rig was in Arkansas (about Ozark in this particular case).  They're talking, need to switch out the bit, and the Company Man says, "Yeah, we'll shut 'er down at dinner time."  Ok, everybody at home base is ready for a 6pm-ish downtime, which would be roughly shift change.  12 noon, boom, it shuts down.  The Drilling Manager in Houston (originally from Calgary) goes berzerk and calls the Company Man wondering WTF and said, "I thought you said dinner time?"

"I did"

"Huh?  Its only noon.  Dinner is in the evening!"

"No, that's supper, dumbass." and then hangs up the phone. 

I was sitting on the sidelines in the same room as the Drilling Manager just watching unfold and finally started laughing my ass off.  It was hilarious.

They don't eat supper in Houston? Morans.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on February 23, 2012, 11:45:28 AM
Well Mizzou keep the streak going

http://www.kshb.com/dpp/news/national/the-10-states-with-the-most-meth-lab-busts (http://www.kshb.com/dpp/news/national/the-10-states-with-the-most-meth-lab-busts)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BigDavis on February 23, 2012, 04:14:49 PM
More evidence that Mizzou is a poor fit, culturally, in the SEC. Now, pass me a coke.

https://tastyresearch.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/popvssodamap.png

(https://tastyresearch.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/popvssodamap.png)

Things like this are fascinating to me. Now I want to know what causes the little pockets you see in random places? And what all of the "Others" are? I know in some places that call it "tonic"...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TC on February 23, 2012, 04:29:16 PM
Things like this are fascinating to me. Now I want to know what causes the little pockets you see in random places? And what all of the "Others" are? I know in some places that call it "tonic"...

My guess is those pockets are sparsly populated areas, where a few votes can swing a majority. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on February 23, 2012, 04:47:25 PM
My wish is that someday, the 2 LOL threads can be merged when Mizz coach gets his second DWI and they need a fine Christian man.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on February 23, 2012, 09:10:21 PM
My wish is that someday, the 2 LOL threads can be merged when Mizz coach gets his second DWI and they need a fine Christian man.

We will then find out what it is like when 2 worlds collide. It might get ugly
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BASS on February 23, 2012, 09:56:43 PM
I really hope you're not the person I think you are.

doubtful
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on February 23, 2012, 10:45:46 PM
My wish is that someday, the 2 LOL threads can be merged when Mizz coach gets his second DWI and they need a fine Christian man.

Perhaps the states will follow. Mizzoussippi?

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTuba on February 23, 2012, 11:33:18 PM
Perhaps the states will follow. Mizzoussippi?

This just looks like a fat guy pissing on Bart Simpson's head.

Fairly appropriate.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hognarok on February 24, 2012, 09:00:57 AM
Perhaps the states will follow. Mizzoussippi?

The best part about that map? They also  absorbed Memphis.

Behold Mizzemphissippi.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on February 24, 2012, 09:07:17 AM
Behold Mizzemphissippi.

Asbestos in the workplace. It's a killer, man.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TravelHog on February 25, 2012, 12:29:52 PM
Breakfast, lunch, then dinner.

Supper is churchspeak.


EDIT: and for dogs too.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cooter on February 25, 2012, 12:45:26 PM
Breakfast, lunch, then dinner.

Supper is churchspeak.

I have a good buddy who always uses "dinner" for lunch.  It confuses the hell out of me sometimes.  When he says "You wanna go get dinner"?  I'm thinking, sure we can go eat this evening.  He's actually meaning right now.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: WPFM on February 25, 2012, 01:18:49 PM
Breakfast, lunch, then dinner.

Supper is churchspeak.

Since Snoopy had a "supper" dish, I guess that damned dog only got fed at night when Charlie Brown got home from church, after listening to the preacher go on and on about "Wa-WAA-wa-wa-WAA-wa-wa..."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: MDEM on February 25, 2012, 04:51:09 PM

NM goes with the "soda pop" (http://www.popvssoda.com/stats/NC.html) combo (as does Lake of the Woods, Minn., apparently.)

See, now that's the only one I ever used other than coke.  Soda pop is acceptable.

I did go to school in NM, though, so maybe I picked it up there.  Don't remember.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: MDEM on February 25, 2012, 05:01:20 PM
Breakfast, lunch, then dinner.

Supper is churchspeak.


EDIT: and for dogs too.

Supper is what I'm eating right now.  I had dinner about six hours ago.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TravelHog on February 25, 2012, 05:08:22 PM
Of course it's supper to you Muzzy, you're a Yankee now.  :D
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: MDEM on February 25, 2012, 05:13:11 PM
Of course it's supper to you Muzzy, you're a Yankee now.  :D

Cock.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on February 25, 2012, 05:59:14 PM
Ouch. Just saw where LolMizz lost a 17 pt lead to the Jaycawks. Is DGB a DE yet?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on February 25, 2012, 06:13:14 PM
Ouch. Just saw where LolMizz lost a 17 pt lead to the Jaycawks. Is DGB a DE yet?
And they damned near walked the ball up court down 1 with 6 seconds left only to not get off a potential game winning shot til after the final buzzer. BTW, the shot did go in albeit 2 seconds too late. Keep trying to convince yourselves Mizzou fans that Frank Haith is really responsible for your success this year.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 25, 2012, 07:17:25 PM
I hear you on Haith.  Too, I wonder if they think they are going to walk into the conference and own it in BB, and then see Anderson and go, "Uh, oh yeah...damn."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on February 25, 2012, 08:53:17 PM
Dinner is when you go out or eat in.

Supper is when your mama cooks for you.


Sorry I'm late in this thread;  been a long day and I'm on the crapper catching up.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on February 25, 2012, 09:03:55 PM
Dinner is when you go out or eat in.

Supper is when your mama cooks for you.


Sorry I'm late in this thread;  been a long day and I'm on the crapper catching up.
Ah, the omnipresent gizmo.

I don't own a gizmo to read while crapping.  My wife says it's OK to take a beer in to sit on the commode, but it's poor taste to take a glass of wine.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on February 25, 2012, 10:19:33 PM
Ah, the omnipresent gizmo.

I don't own a gizmo to read while crapping.  My wife says it's OK to take a beer in to sit on the commode, but it's poor taste to take a glass of wine.


I've known people to eat supper on the pot.


It's disgusting I say. I mean I'll eat dinner on the can, maybe. But supper is too high brow for such times.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on February 26, 2012, 09:17:11 AM


Ten Teams About To Take A Tumble

By Phil Harrison
CollegeFootballNews.com
Posted Feb 24, 2012

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What ten teams are about to suffer a crash and start to disappoint?



Phil Harrison
Harrison: Ten Teams Headed for a Slide

Follow me on Twitter @PhilHarrisonCFN

College football can be a cyclical beast.

While the top dogs of the sport more or less stand the test of time, there are still peaks and valleys for every team. For some programs, the limelight shines less frequent--with the window of opportunity only remaining open for a much shorter period of time. With spring ball here for some, what programs are about to experience leaner times? Here’s a look at ten teams that stand on the precipice of tumbling expectations.

10. Stanford

Though the Cardinal kept things going last year, it was mainly because of some leftovers in the cupboard from the Jim Harbaugh era--mainly Andrew Luck. Now that Luck is working on acquiring real estate in Indianapolis, and Harbaugh’s grittiness has moved on to the NFL, the coaching staff will have its hands full replacing an all-timer of a talent under center and getting the pieces in place up and down the roster. There will be holes that will be become more glaring and even more difficult to fill beginning this year and beyond.

9. Texas A&M

Stating that the Aggies have been consistently relevant in recent years is stretching things a bit, but the program was at least good enough to throw a flash in the pan year here and there and seemed to have things going the right way--at least from a talent standpoint. And now, welcome to the SEC, and welcome to less frequent one-hit wonders. Quite simply put, there’s only so much room at the top of the loaded league. Welcome to the neighborhood coach Kevin Sumlin. It’ll be tough for the Aggies to punch their way out of the corner for a while with so many new variables to go up against.

8. Wisconsin

Wisconsin has been a solid program ever since Barry Alvarez started stomping around Madison, but the program has gone to another level under Bret Bielema throwing hay-makers with Big Ten titles and BCS bowls. No more. With Michigan and Ohio State ready to ramp things up a bit, and with the departure of several key assistants, the Badgers won’t be in the same class picture of the Big Ten like it has over the last few years. Montee Ball is still there, but the Badgers will soon take a step back through all of the transition and resurgence of some of its Big Ten brethren .

7. Michigan State

Not to be outdone by its Big Ten brother, Wisconsin, Michigan State is also staring down the barrel of a decline, and for much of the same reasons. For MSU though, not only will it get recruits stolen by surging Michigan, it’ll also feel the pinch of Urban Meyer cutting off one of its hotbed recruiting states--Ohio. Because of Mark Dantonio’s ties to the Ohio high school coaches, he has been able to get the likes of BJ Cunningham, Le’Veon Bell, Denicos Allen, and Jerel Worthy. While the pipeline in Ohio won’t completely dry up, Meyer has shown that it could slow to more of a trickle than a gushing flood. Without the talent that Dantonio has developed from the state of Ohio, in combination with some serious heat from the Brady Hoke, something has to give--and it’ll more than likely be Sparty.

6. Miami

Bravado no more. If the whole Nevin Shapiro scandal hadn’t of broken, you’d believe it to only be a matter of time before the swagger was back around South Beach. Instead, the proud program stands a good chance of toppling right over once all the digging and prodding is complete. It won’t be the first time that Miami has had to deal with some penalties. Lest anyone forget, the last time put the program in a several year coma that was hard to wake up from. If and when the smoke that is bellowing from Coral Gables uncovers a towering inferno of abominations, you can expect the same pattern of mediocrity--or worse to emerge this time, despite the efforts of Al Golden.

5. Oregon

There is something brewing in the Pac-12, and it’s not the ungodly amount of Starbucks Pike Place Roast cups of coffee. No, it’s an old, familiar beast that is about to awaken. In case you haven’t noticed, the USC Trojans are getting their house in order and are primed to retake a league they have dominated over the history of the proud conference. For Oregon Duck fans, that means the quack attack won’t be taking flight as it has during the post Pete Carroll apocalypse. USC is going to get players--as it always has, and now that the sanctions are in count-down mode, and the NCAA is sniffing around Nike U, it stands to reason that not even 3,234 uniform combinations can keep the party going. Chip Kelly has already entertained ideas of a departure to the NFL, and it may just be a matter of time before he leaves the program, USC becomes USC again--and with the combination, the shiny, new “it” program will fall back to the days of yore.

4. TCU

While Boise State was out finding a BCS conference that it could hang in, if not excel in, TCU was doing the opposite by going to a more competitive Big Twelve. It’s one thing to be the darling of college football and beat one or two high quality opponents a year. It’s another to be able to compete against athletically gifted teams on an almost weekly basis. Now that the Horned Frogs are sitting at the big boy table, there won’t be as much food to get fat on. TCU might catch up to the bright spotlight of the league, but it won’t happen overnight. Suddenly, an outside shot at a BCS bowl might appear much better than the uphill fight that TCU is going to find itself in as it backs the U-Haul up to its new neighborhood. One in which it will no longer be the bully of the block.

3. Missouri

Gary Pinkel was beat into submission with teams utilizing the spread attack against him. The result--If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Ever since Missouri changed its offensive scheming to the spread attack, the Tigers have ridden the elevator up a few floors to at least close to the penthouse of the Big Twelve. Now, there is a new high rise in town, and Mizzou is going to have to do it all over again. It’ll be coming from a league where offense and wide open attacks rule the day, to a defensive slug-fest type of league in the SEC. If they can do it, the coaching staff will need at least some time to align the recruiting to be competitive. There are just too many good teams in America’s favorite (and least favorite) conference to believe that Missouri won’t be lost in a school with tons of cool kids already strutting around.


2. West Virginia

Continuing the trend of teams moving on to perceived greener pastures in a new conference, West Virginia stands to lose some ground. Mountaineer fans have become accustomed to being the class of the Big East (as “hard” as that may be), but now, in the Big Twelve, there are bigger fish to bait, catch, and clean. There just aren’t any Oklahoma Sooners and Texas Longhorns showing up on the schedule in Big East stadiums. And as good as West Virginia and head coach Dana Holgorsen looked lighting up Clemson in the Orange Bowl, it’s bound to stub its toe against stiffer, and more consistent programs with a pedigree. Sure the offense might fit right into the Big 12 model, but not even the live ammunition toting mascot can fend off the upper crust of the Big 12 on the same regular basis it did in the Big East.

1. Penn State

Everyone is predicting some very lean times for the Nittany Lions, and it all makes sense. All that has gone on in around Happy Valley over the last six months or so has gotten the feds and NCAA involved with urgency. It has already resulted in many recruits fleeing the program to other schools, and until things calm down, it’ll likely continue. That’s all before even discussing what the NCAA might conjure up after all of the legal due process takes place. Add a first time head coach in Bill O’Brien, dissension in the program, and the Urban Meyer stalking of recruits in and around the area to the situation and there leaves little doubt that the Penn State program is headed from being the once proud “Beast of the East,” to perhaps the least of what’s left. It’s a sad but true tale all around.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boomer_sooie on February 27, 2012, 05:08:38 PM
If already posted, I know what to do.

http://newsok.com/haith-says-he-is-cooperating-with-ncaa-miami-probe/article/feed/353087

The Hurricanes declared center Reggie Johnson ineligible over the weekend, saying his family received impermissible travel benefits from an unidentified member of Miami's staff when Haith was in charge of the program.

Miami has asked the NCAA to reinstate Johnson, and said the player wasn't aware of the possible NCAA violation and didn't directly receive anything. A written statement issued by Miami said that Johnson's "family was told (the extra benefits) were permissible by that member of the former basketball coaching staff."

...

A former Hurricanes booster, Nevin Shapiro, told Yahoo Sports that Haith approved a $10,000 payment to then-Miami recruit DeQuan Jones. Haith has denied that allegation, and Jones has since been cleared to play by Miami after initially being sidelined this season.

Miami said the improper travel benefits tied to Johnson were discovered as part of the "ongoing joint" inquiry by the school and the NCAA after Shapiro's claims of providing cash, cars, prostitutes and other impermissible benefits to 72 Miami football players and other athletes between 2002 and 2010 with the knowledge of at least six coaches and as many as 10 athletic department employees overall. Shapiro has not been linked to the current situation involving Johnson.




Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on March 02, 2012, 11:59:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vMfqosdDbY

Can't let this thread continue without showing the main influence of this thread itself.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on March 02, 2012, 02:34:13 PM
Can't let this thread continue without showing the main influence of this thread itself.

That.  Well.  I just don't have words.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hVoxZAXJ2SA/Ts64ucDbg4I/AAAAAAAAA3U/fPHVBJASR5I/s1600/cant-hardly-wait.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on March 02, 2012, 03:49:50 PM
That.  Well.  I just don't have words.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hVoxZAXJ2SA/Ts64ucDbg4I/AAAAAAAAA3U/fPHVBJASR5I/s1600/cant-hardly-wait.jpg)
That guy on the right is going to get his neck rung and then beaten with his bling.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ManBearHog on March 02, 2012, 04:16:52 PM
My lady's sister's boyfriend is a Mizzou grad.  On signing day he texts me and says "looks like we got DGB."

No shit.  I made a comment about how he's throwing his future away.

Then the guy scoffs and says in all seriousness "Mizzou is about to introduce the spread offense to the SEC."

I was literally speechless.  These dipshits know nothing about football and their biggest rival is fucking Kansas.  Even though I hate Bama, I get giddy as a schoolboy when I think about them donkey raping Mizzou. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on March 02, 2012, 04:39:59 PM
That.  Well.  I just don't have words.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hVoxZAXJ2SA/Ts64ucDbg4I/AAAAAAAAA3U/fPHVBJASR5I/s1600/cant-hardly-wait.jpg)

Seth Green has not changed much.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on March 02, 2012, 04:54:26 PM
My lady's sister's boyfriend is a Mizzou grad.  On signing day he texts me and says "looks like we got DGB."

No shit.  I made a comment about how he's throwing his future away.

Then the guy scoffs and says in all seriousness "Mizzou is about to introduce the spread offense to the SEC."

I was literally speechless.  These dipshits know nothing about football and their biggest rival is fucking Kansas.  Even though I hate Bama, I get giddy as a schoolboy when I think about them donkey raping Mizzou.

Scam Newton and St. Gus of Springdale would like a word with your friend.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cooter on March 02, 2012, 08:20:32 PM
I was at the Buffett concert last night and this stupid bitch starts yelling, "Who are We?" expecting something in return.  Nobody answered and then she started the Hotty Toddy shit.  You could have heard a pin drop as everyone looked at everyone else.  I think we were thinking, "Houston Nutt doesn't coach Ole Miss anymore, and you sure as hell don't have a football team".  She got absolutely no response and walked off.  The chick next to me asked if she was referring to Ole Miss.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jesus on March 02, 2012, 11:46:18 PM

I was at the Buffett concert last night and this stupid bitch starts yelling, "Who are We?" expecting something in return.  Nobody answered and then she started the Hotty Toddy shit.  You could have heard a pin drop as everyone looked at everyone else.  I think we were thinking, "Houston Nutt doesn't coach Ole Miss anymore, and you sure as hell don't have a football team".  She got absolutely no response and walked off.  The chick next to me asked if she was referring to Ole Miss.



That was George, Ziffell's life-partner.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BASS on March 03, 2012, 12:02:28 AM
What is it with the mizzou ra-tards thinking they gonna roll into the sec and show us something none of us have seen before in foozball? Did they not see what happened to the highest scoring offense in college foozball history, from the big-12, when they finally played an sec team in the title game a few years ago?  14 whopping points, thats what.  And I believe that oklahomo team destroyed the Gary pinkel mizzou spread.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TC on March 03, 2012, 03:14:14 AM

It would be funny if they beat Georgia, and became the new "but they beat Georgia" in 2012.  In the end they might crow their way to 3-4 wins in the SEC, but they'll hang their hats on wins at home against Georgia, Vandy, and Kentucky, as a job well done.     

At the end of the day...I dont give a shit about them as long as they win OOC.  OMrs needs someone to keep her company in the basement.  And in case you havent heard, LOL MIZZ is the new LOL MISS hotness. 

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: dour countenance on March 03, 2012, 09:14:04 PM
What is it with the mizzou ra-tards thinking they gonna roll into the sec and show us something none of us have seen before in foozball? Did they not see what happened to the highest scoring offense in college foozball history, from the big-12, when they finally played an sec team in the title game a few years ago?  14 whopping points, thats what.  And I believe that oklahomo team destroyed the Gary pinkel mizzou spread.

Don't forget Leach's 10 win Texas Tech in the Cotton Bowl against a Mike Shula Bama team a few years ago.  10-3 Bama.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mr A Ziffell on March 08, 2012, 10:12:47 AM

That was George, Ziffell's life-partner.

She's still not hotty tottying just yet...the Hootie years set her back in all that is Black Bear Rebel...

& I see what you did there w/the life-partner BS.... :2bird:



BTW, this is a Missouri thread.....
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hawgblog on March 08, 2012, 11:36:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vMfqosdDbY

Can't let this thread continue without showing the main influence of this thread itself.

That's 3 1/2 minutes of my life I will not get back.......
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on March 08, 2012, 12:59:41 PM
Must have been drunk during the meeting.

http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/2012/mar/07/sec-rivalry-switch-news-pinkel/?tigerextra (http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/2012/mar/07/sec-rivalry-switch-news-pinkel/?tigerextra)

Missouri coach Gary Pinkel hasn't been told that the Tigers' permanent cross-divisional opponent will be Arkansas instead of Texas A&M.


"I have no idea," he said. "I talked to" Athletic Director "Mike" Alden, "and never in any meeting he's been in has it ever been discussed. That's what he said to me. … So I don't know anything about it."

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cooter on March 09, 2012, 01:53:08 PM
I just listened to some rant from a Misery fan on Bo's show.  It was one of the stupidest things I've ever heard and am dumber for having listened to it.  If all Misery fans are as clueless as this, it's going to be a tortuous experience dealing with them.  They honestly don't understand why we think the SEC is better than the Big 12.  I am anxiously waiting their first skullfricking by an SEC team and will take great pleasure in seeing it repeated every weekend this fall.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on March 09, 2012, 02:26:24 PM
http://www.stltoday.com/sports/college/mizzou/pinkel-expects-backlash-as-m-comes-off-helmets/article_9779856c-6785-11e1-88a2-0019bb30f31a.html (http://www.stltoday.com/sports/college/mizzou/pinkel-expects-backlash-as-m-comes-off-helmets/article_9779856c-6785-11e1-88a2-0019bb30f31a.html)

Without giving details on the change, which Mizzou was studying before the SEC move, coach Gary Pinkel said the uniforms are "off-the-charts" and have resonated with recruits.

"They went crazy," he said. "Those are 18-year-old kids, and (those concepts are) what we're recruiting against and what we're playing."

As for the helmets, he seems to have a sense that traditionalists will be a hard sell.

"I would like to think people know that I have a deep respect for Missouri football, OK? I know the history of that helmet, I know everything about that helmet," he said. "But we chose to take the `M' off the helmet."


I think it is scary when a coach quotes recruits.

The last statement will not buff out.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on March 09, 2012, 04:20:58 PM
So, what.  They're just going to call them "helets" now?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on March 09, 2012, 04:23:58 PM
I just listened to some rant from a Misery fan on Bo's show.  It was one of the stupidest things I've ever heard and am dumber for having listened to it.  If all Misery fans are as clueless as this, it's going to be a tortuous experience dealing with them.  They honestly don't understand why we think the SEC is better than the Big 12.  I am anxiously waiting their first skullfricking by an SEC team and will take great pleasure in seeing it repeated every weekend this fall.
I can't agree that's true.  Why did they move if they don't believe it's an upgrade?  It's just some normal slackjawing.

I hope they don't change their "M" and helmet stripes, I'm not sure but I think it carries some tradition.  But, they need to lose the all-black WAC/Saints/Vandy/Jerry Glanville look altogether.
Title: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cooter on March 09, 2012, 05:31:22 PM
I have no doubt they realize it's an upgrade. But I don't think they understand the boofooking  they are about to get.  The guy talking equivocated Colorado to Georgia. They really have no idea of the vast differences in quality of competition.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on March 09, 2012, 06:57:26 PM
So, what.  They're just going to call them "helets" now?

I saw that.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on March 10, 2012, 01:43:41 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vMfqosdDbY

Can't let this thread continue without showing the main influence of this thread itself.

I'm really disappointed there hasn't been a voiceover done on this yet.  The potential is endless.

This definitely needs a "Howlin' and shit" version.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on March 10, 2012, 09:09:43 AM
That video needs absolutely no help.  They tried to bury it but it's gaining new life. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on March 10, 2012, 09:34:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmSNBCU5f4Y
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on March 10, 2012, 05:07:47 PM
Switching gears here. Mike really left Haith a helluva squad. They should be a 1 seed if they win tonight IMO
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on March 10, 2012, 05:15:31 PM
They start 4 seniors. That's right, they don't just have that many seniors but they are all starters and leaders. MMFA is not walking back through their door tho so they better win it all this year or they may not sniff the NCAA tourny for a few years.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on March 10, 2012, 06:18:13 PM
Anderson obviously did a great job recruiting and coaching his style but why are we giving him credit for a team he is no longer coaching?  Haith is using a different style offensively and defensively.  We want to give Anderson a break here because according to the posters here, it takes time to implement a system.  So give haith his due....I know Anderson is a much better recruiter and probably will always have a much better team but damn....
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on March 10, 2012, 06:36:34 PM
I just saw the worst call of the year. Not shitting you once. This Baylor/Lolmizz game around the 13:00 mark 2nd half. Offensive foul was the call and I just can't breath.... Bobby Knight says very observant call by the official. I just can't even watch basketball anymore.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on March 10, 2012, 07:38:57 PM
Haith, Anderson, Quinn Snyder, whomever. They looked like a 1 to me tonight.


Let's see if they chant SEC in November when they're getting their shit pushed in though
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on March 10, 2012, 07:41:36 PM
There are those who get their shit pushed through for money.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on March 10, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
Anderson obviously did a great job recruiting and coaching his style but why are we giving him credit for a team he is no longer coaching?  Haith is using a different style offensively and defensively.  We want to give Anderson a break here because according to the posters here, it takes time to implement a system.  So give haith his due....I know Anderson is a much better recruiter and probably will always have a much better team but damn....

Nutt went to back to back Cotton Bowls with another man's players. Some say Heath did it at Kent St. Some say Pel did it with Heath's players. If you can't see MMFA set it up for great success then I don't know what to say. Let's see what he does next year when he reloads like MMFA had to do. Of course MMFA doesnt just have to reload, he is rebuilding. The guy's cawk you're choking on isn't in that boat.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on March 10, 2012, 08:48:59 PM
Anderson obviously did a great job recruiting and coaching his style but why are we giving him credit for a team he is no longer coaching?  Haith is using a different style offensively and defensively.  We want to give Anderson a break here because according to the posters here, it takes time to implement a system.  So give haith his due....I know Anderson is a much better recruiter and probably will always have a much better team but damn....
Haith was 129-101 at Miami with a 43-69 conference record and 1 NCAA bid. In year 6 there he was 4-12 in conference and year 7 was 6-10 (nice job building that program). Haith never finished an ACC season with a winning record. Even Stan Heath in year 5 at USF has a winning conference record in the Big East. Haith didn't all of a sudden gain coaching smarts at Mizzou. MMFA's players make him look smart. End of story.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on March 11, 2012, 10:06:27 AM
Houston nutt comparison?  Please.  Not only did he use another man's recruits but he also lucked into Jevon Snead.  BEsides basketball and football are not comparable at all

This isn't hating on anderson it's how you just dismiss the job haith is doing. No one is saying the guy is all world, but fuck me.   Anderson is and always will be a better
recruiter, which let's face it in college is the bottom line.  But he isn't there. 

So I guess all of you who are saying Anderson should get a ring think xs and os
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on March 11, 2012, 12:00:22 PM
Houston nutt comparison?  Please.  Not only did he use another man's recruits but he also lucked into Jevon Snead.  BEsides basketball and football are not comparable at all

This isn't hating on anderson it's how you just dismiss the job haith is doing. No one is saying the guy is all world, but fuck me.   Anderson is and always will be a better
recruiter, which let's face it in college is the bottom line.  But he isn't there. 

So I guess all of you who are saying Anderson should get a ring think xs and os

Stan Heath at Kent State is a better comparison.  Both inherited a senior-laden team with a lot of self-motivation.  Neither had seen that type of success before, and neither will ever achieve it again. 

If you can't recruit enough talent to at least be mediocre in what has been a down ACC, while residing in Miami and actively attempting to purchase that talent, you are not very good. 

Haith will be someone's assistant again within 4-5 years.  Anderson would have done as least as well with this Missouri team, likely better come tournament time. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on March 11, 2012, 12:43:20 PM
Stan Heath at Kent State is a better comparison.  Both inherited a senior-laden team with a lot of self-motivation.  Neither had seen that type of success before, and neither will ever achieve it again. 

Haith/Missouri also has that Chiz/Auburn feel.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on March 11, 2012, 12:45:35 PM
Haith/Missouri also has that Chiz/Auburn feel.

I just don't think haith can ever get that type of athlete again.  Chiz continues to receuit well but I get your point. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on March 11, 2012, 12:50:24 PM
Anderson obviously did a great job recruiting and coaching his style but why are we giving him credit for a team he is no longer coaching?  Haith is using a different style offensively and defensively.  We want to give Anderson a break here because according to the posters here, it takes time to implement a system.  So give haith his due....I know Anderson is a much better recruiter and probably will always have a much better team but damn....

I wouldn't quarrel with anyone who wants to compare Anderson at this stage to Petrino in '08. 

Anderson has players to work with, but the best ones are freshmen. 
He had really good success at a couple stops prior to Arkansas.
He runs a system the fans want to see and definitely want to believe in.
He appears to be a tremendous upgrade over the previous coach.
If successful, he appears to want to be here a long time.

Seems to be a lot of similarities, so yeah, of course Razorback fans are going to give him the credit for Mizzou's season.  I wouldn't doubt it at all if we make the incremental strides Petrino's teams did in the first few years.  Barely get into the NCAA's next year and consistent top 5 seed after that?  I'd take it.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on March 11, 2012, 12:59:16 PM
I wouldnt either I just think it's funny how we can't give haith any credit at all.  It's a new system...granted those kids are seniors, but damn.  The problem for haith is he has not shown any ability to recruit athletes to compete consistently. 

I really like how some of andersons guards improved their ball skills...especially early.  Shot fakes, minimal dribbling, by nobles wade and Scott were very evident.  Hopefully madden will improve his entire repotorie and young will not overdribble as much. 

Also someone please tell me why Anderson and Richardson always play zone? 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cooter on March 11, 2012, 01:18:12 PM
I wouldn't quarrel with anyone who wants to compare Anderson at this stage to Petrino in '08. 

Anderson has players to work with, but the best ones are freshmen. 
He had really good success at a couple stops prior to Arkansas.
He runs a system the fans want to see and definitely want to believe in.
He appears to be a tremendous upgrade over the previous coach.
If successful, he appears to want to be here a long time.

Seems to be a lot of similarities, so yeah, of course Razorback fans are going to give him the credit for Mizzou's season.  I wouldn't doubt it at all if we make the incremental strides Petrino's teams did in the first few years.  Barely get into the NCAA's next year and consistent top 5 seed after that?  I'd take it.

That would be appreciated and expected even though we haven't been shit since the same amount of time the average person spent in K-12 school.  The rise that BMFP gave though was the greatest rise in football history.  I didn't expect to be consistently where we are today in football.  I was told it would take at least 10 years.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: MFL on March 11, 2012, 06:05:59 PM
Haith was 129-101 at Miami with a 43-69 conference record and 1 NCAA bid. In year 6 there he was 4-12 in conference and year 7 was 6-10 (nice job building that program). Haith never finished an ACC season with a winning record. Even Stan Heath in year 5 at USF has a winning conference record in the Big East. Haith didn't all of a sudden gain coaching smarts at Mizzou. MMFA's players make him look smart. End of story.

"Kim English said it best after his team's senior night win against Iowa State: "Frank Haith is the best coach I've had in my four years at Missouri.""

http://kansascity.sbnation.com/missouri-tigers/2012/3/6/2848414/frank-haith-doing-what-mike-anderson-could-not-at-missouri
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on March 11, 2012, 06:45:34 PM
"Kim English said it best after his team's senior night win against Iowa State: "Frank Haith is the best coach I've had in my four years at Missouri.""

http://kansascity.sbnation.com/missouri-tigers/2012/3/6/2848414/frank-haith-doing-what-mike-anderson-could-not-at-missouri
If English is talking about a coach with a shitty track record making good with someone else players....he's exactly right.

You'll see how smart Haith is starting next year. There's a reason Haith was crying after that game yesterday. He knows time is getting short for his 4 seniors and he'll be exposed very soon.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jsimp on March 11, 2012, 07:42:32 PM
"Kim English said it best after his team's senior night win against Iowa State: "Frank Haith is the best coach I've had in my four years at Missouri.""

http://kansascity.sbnation.com/missouri-tigers/2012/3/6/2848414/frank-haith-doing-what-mike-anderson-could-not-at-missouri

oh well then that settles it doesn't it? isn't this the same kid running off at the head on twitter after mike left about how they wished arkansas was on the schedule? I'm sure there are no sour grapes at all in any of these comments. You shitbirds better hope you make a final 4 this year because this is your shot. I have a feeling you will go belly up earlier than you should just like you always do.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on March 11, 2012, 07:59:23 PM
oh well then that settles it doesn't it? isn't this the same kid running off at the head on twitter after mike left about how they wished arkansas was on the schedule? I'm sure there are no sour grapes at all in any of these comments. You shitbirds better hope you make a final 4 this year because this is your shot. I have a feeling you will go belly up earlier than you should just like you always do.
Exactly. MMFA took Mizzou as far as anyone ever has in the tourney but Haith (with 1 career tourney win) is much, much better. Dumbasses the lot of them.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on March 11, 2012, 08:42:41 PM
"Kim English said it best after his team's senior night win against Iowa State: "Frank Haith is the best coach I've had in my four years at Missouri.""

http://kansascity.sbnation.com/missouri-tigers/2012/3/6/2848414/frank-haith-doing-what-mike-anderson-could-not-at-missouri


Lincoln thought John Wilkes Booth was a good actor.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on March 11, 2012, 09:00:33 PM
That would be appreciated and expected even though we haven't been aMm since the same amount of time the average person spent in K-12 school.  The rise that BMFP gave though was the greatest rise in football history.  I didn't expect to be consistently where we are today in football.  I was told it would take at least 10 years.

ISWDT :thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boartitz on March 11, 2012, 09:06:10 PM

Lincoln thought John Wilkes Booth was a good actor.
Except for that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on March 14, 2012, 07:09:30 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/13/opinion/powers-limbaugh-missouri/index.html?hpt=hp_bn9

To sculptor E. Spencer Schubert, Missouri House Speaker Steve Tilley and the members of the Missouri Legislature:
 
Gentlemen and ladies, don't do this.
 
Put the whole thing away before it is too late and the stain becomes permanent.
 
Consult your consciences and your individual and collective sense of honor. The better angels of your nature, if you like. I believe these inner voices will tell you that Rush Limbaugh has forfeited his claim, perhaps legitimate at one time, to be commemorated with a bust in the state Capitol's Hall of Famous Missourians. As a proud native of this state, I appeal to each and all of you to halt the process and assure the nation that Missourians know the difference between fame and infamy, and between accountability and idolatry.
 
This is not about Rush Limbaugh's political views, although many in these times of fractured good faith will inevitably refuse to believe it. If it were only about his politics, and if someone wanted to finance a full statue of him astride a Missouri mule and bolt it to the top of the Gateway Arch, I would not object, though I might not like it very much. Free speech is free speech.
 
But free speech in this country, by enlightened tradition, has its boundaries. These boundaries were created in large part to protect private citizens from falling victim to public humiliation through fraudulent smears and lies.
 
Beginning with his broadcast of Feb. 29, and continuing on for days, Limbaugh crashed those boundaries, fell face-first into a mud puddle of his own making, and deeply soiled his already questionable legacy. By now the particulars of his abusive spree — his gratuitous, slanderous and misogynist airwave assault on the young law student Sandra Fluke — are part of American pop-cultural legend, as evidenced by the flight of scores of his sponsors and waves of revulsion rolling in from all corners of the nation.
 
This is not political. This is personal, as only epithets like "slut" and "prostitute" can be personal. This is an unprovoked besmirching of person-hood. It calls out for repudiation.
 
Are the Missourians most empowered to exact this repudiation likely to act in the historic interest of their state? Their statements so far are dismally feckless.
 
The sculptor Schubert is quoted as saying that "I take my responsibility very seriously," abstaining from the chance to expand on his concept of "responsibility." He added that his criteria for accepting commissions was "whether or not they are artistically interesting." This pre-empts any discussion of art as a moral (or amoral) force, and also begs the question of how "artistically interesting" is the Limbaughian countenance. Let it go, and let Schubert sculpt.
 
The real gatekeeper here is Speaker Tilley, who dreamed up the Hall of Famous Missourians, got it installed in the people's Capitol building and apparently runs it like his own private wax museum. Tilley's justification for ignoring Limbaugh's vicious attack, and the real pain and outrage it visited upon millions of American women, was as follows: "It's not the 'Hall of Universally Loved Missourians,' it's the Hall of Famous Missourians." And the state Capitol doesn't stand for Jeffersonian enlightenment and respect for human dignity, it just ... stands. Another roadside attraction. Maybe Donald Trump will want to buy in.
 
Or maybe ... just maybe ... Speaker Tilley or someone else will come to their senses, halt this travesty of honor and save Missouri from lasting embarrassment.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on March 14, 2012, 08:10:33 AM
English was supposedly the drama queen player under Anderson. He was very vocal against Anderson when Mike left. He still seems jaded. I will say Mike was recruiting for the late signing period last year and dropped it when the Arkansas job came open and the seniors are the core besides the young Pressley kid.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on March 14, 2012, 10:06:16 AM
Exactly. MMFA took Mizzou as far as anyone ever has in the tourney but Haith (with 1 career tourney win) is much, much better. Dumbasses the lot of them.

Most people would be surprised to find out Missouri has as many final fours as UALR.


Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on March 14, 2012, 10:11:38 AM
Most people would be surprised to find out Missouri has as many final fours as UALR.

This is why I find the deification of Norm Stewart so bizarre. The M'Fer never even got a team to the Final Four! Yet you name your court after him. Delusional.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on March 14, 2012, 11:20:46 AM
This is why I find the deification of Norm Stewart so bizarre. The M'Fer never even got a team to the Final Four! Yet you name your court after him. Delusional.

Bet Nolen read this and said nick apleeze.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on March 14, 2012, 12:19:47 PM
Well, in all fareness, who would they name it after?  They have nobody really, so....?


That's just sad.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jsimp on March 14, 2012, 01:15:28 PM
Well, in all fareness, who would they name it after?  They have nobody really, so....?


That's just sad.

frank haith court next year, keep this hurr
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Joe Swine on March 14, 2012, 01:39:05 PM
This is why I find the deification of Norm Stewart so bizarre. The M'Fer never even got a team to the Final Four! Yet you name your court after him. Delusional.

After that disturbing image, I gotta start using a bigger font.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on March 14, 2012, 02:49:17 PM
After that disturbing image, I gotta start using a bigger font.

Did you read defecation, too?  I wasn't quite sure who was supposed to be shitting him...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on March 14, 2012, 03:50:51 PM
James Franklin sprained his shoulder may be done for spring. Their team is a mash unit this spring.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on March 14, 2012, 04:14:43 PM
James Franklin sprained his shoulder may be done for spring. Their team is a mash unit this spring.

he won't be having a real good time

this is a very meta-post
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on March 14, 2012, 04:34:38 PM
James Franklin sprained his shoulder may be done for spring. Their team is a mash unit this spring.

That's the least of his worries.  He'll get kilt this year.  It's not (subject to opinion) going to be funny, but when they play Jo-Jaw he's going to take off running and get hit so hard by a DT that runs just as fast as he does that he'll either not get up or start the "Mizzou back to the Big 12" facebook page.  I hear he's a good kid from a good family, but he better move to WR quickly. 

They make fun of the SEC not having any offense, but before the season is over they'll be looking for their John Rutledge.  The season after that they'll get introduced to our offense.  They have no idea of the size of train coming down the tracks.  I stick by my prediction they beat Kentucky and aTm.  The aTm game may be 3rd team vs 3rd team by that time.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: shortstop6 on March 14, 2012, 05:34:00 PM
he won't be having a real good time

this is a very meta-post

ISWYDT
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jsimp on March 16, 2012, 05:47:51 PM
oops
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on March 16, 2012, 05:54:24 PM
Somehow, I have a feeling this will be Mike Anderson's fault in some form or fashion.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on March 16, 2012, 05:57:52 PM
"Kim English said it best after his team's senior night win against Iowa State: "Frank Haith is the best coach I've had in my four years at Missouri.""

http://kansascity.sbnation.com/missouri-tigers/2012/3/6/2848414/frank-haith-doing-what-mike-anderson-could-not-at-missouri
Mr. English, you DO have an unique coach. He joins 4 other coaches as the only 5 guys to lose as a 2 seed to a 15 seed. Congrats and frick off.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on March 16, 2012, 06:03:28 PM
These make me happy. I just wish they had shown Kim English.

(http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/vv355/BJLashlee/8a0ce17d.jpg)

(http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/vv355/BJLashlee/514aa738.jpg)

(http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/vv355/BJLashlee/7ba5afa8.jpg)

(http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/vv355/BJLashlee/f57421e6.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on March 16, 2012, 06:06:43 PM
Mizzou lost as a 2 seed in the Big Dance?

Nor folking way!

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jsimp on March 16, 2012, 06:10:27 PM
oh well then that settles it doesn't it? isn't this the same kid running off at the head on twitter after mike left about how they wished arkansas was on the schedule? I'm sure there are no sour grapes at all in any of these comments. You shitbirds better hope you make a final 4 this year because this is your shot. I have a feeling you will go belly up earlier than you should just like you always do.

 :maundoed:        :shocker:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boomer_sooie on March 16, 2012, 06:14:40 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_chbnMGy0IXI/S5ksVrV4L5I/AAAAAAAADHQ/bbakagIdpzQ/s400/950319edney-posterap.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Karl Onterio on March 16, 2012, 06:18:57 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_chbnMGy0IXI/S5ksVrV4L5I/AAAAAAAADHQ/bbakagIdpzQ/s400/950319edney-posterap.jpg)
Fuck you. 1995.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogeye_Pierce on March 16, 2012, 06:23:08 PM
A little history lesson for you young'un's. The year was 1990. #3 seed Mizzou vs. #14 seed Northern Iowa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqR-bdcgOAI
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on March 16, 2012, 06:29:36 PM
A little history lesson for you young'un's. The year was 1990. #3 seed Mizzou vs. #14 seed Northern Iowa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqR-bdcgOAI

I lold then, I lol now.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Joe Swine on March 16, 2012, 06:31:35 PM
1990 Colorado.

1997 Nebraska.

While we're at it.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Too Big Pig on March 16, 2012, 06:31:50 PM
Somehow, I have a feeling this will be Mike Anderson's fault in some form or fashion.

Mike Anderson ruined my bracket.  Along with my total lack of real basketball knowledge.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BASS on March 16, 2012, 06:33:08 PM
i'm loving mizzou right now.  i had them losing in round 2 to florida in all of my brackets and that loss single handedly fucks up a lot of the brackets of those I am competing against.   ;D
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on March 16, 2012, 07:12:35 PM
The real person to lol at is McCocksack.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on March 16, 2012, 07:29:10 PM
The real person to lol at is McCocksack.

I mean damn. Give the guy a little credit, he is running his own offense and defense.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ElvisHog on March 16, 2012, 07:29:24 PM
The real person to lol at is McCocksack.

Yes, let's all laugh at your cock sack.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on March 16, 2012, 07:35:40 PM
The real person to lol at is McCocksack.
Leave it to you to turn this into some bullshit message board drama. Do you ever post about anything other than overdone message board jokes, old message board memories and other message board posters?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ElvisHog on March 16, 2012, 07:42:08 PM
Leave it to you to turn this into some bullshit message board drama. Do you ever post about anything other than overdone message board jokes, old message board memories and other message board posters?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on March 16, 2012, 07:57:25 PM
The real person to lol at is McCocksack.

Why?   

That team played out of it's mind.  Doesn't change the fact they went 30 and 4.  Judas I never said they were going to win national championship or even make the final four.  Besides, Clark has licked zimmermans man zipper.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on March 16, 2012, 08:03:23 PM
I mean damn. Give the guy a little credit, he is running his own offense and defense.

Right slive recruiting is all that matters.  Judas you're a fuckwit.  He had seven fucking players and lost bowers to an acl.  Anderson won 30 haith lost 5. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on March 16, 2012, 08:17:24 PM
Leave it to you to turn this into some bullshit message board drama. Do you ever post about anything other than overdone message board jokes, old message board memories and other message board posters?

That shit won't buff out.

 ::)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: labhawg on March 16, 2012, 08:45:48 PM
 They're not knocking on the door, they're busting in.   Bitches  :2bird:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on March 16, 2012, 08:47:13 PM
Leave it to you to turn this into some bullshit message board drama. Do you ever post about anything other than overdone message board jokes, old message board memories and other message board posters?
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm just busting on a friend. You and Steve can both go jerk each other off.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on March 16, 2012, 08:58:26 PM
Thread title is so perfect, I hate to see the moment wasted on infighting among the staff.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cooter on March 16, 2012, 09:18:38 PM
NOW, the Haith era has offically begun.  Get used to it Mizzouri.  Who's up next? Alabama?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: shotmaster03 on March 16, 2012, 10:36:37 PM
Its weird, I drove right past Norfolk St. last weekend on the way back from the beach and I thought "Damn, that's a shitty little campus, but they're in the tourney and we're not"......Oh well.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on March 16, 2012, 11:20:50 PM
Right slive recruiting is all that matters.  Judas you're a fuckwit.  He had seven fricking players and lost bowers to an acl.  Anderson won 30 haith lost 5.

Generally teams with senior leadership do well in this tourny from my memory bank anyway. Nobody but you is saying either one is winning or losing. I'm just saying the guy was set up for success. Just like many coaches. Do you think Les Miles would win a NC at LOL Mizz or LoL Miss? Then gfy.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on March 16, 2012, 11:35:40 PM
I get bracket infighting, AND Duke and Mizzou lose?

FUCK IT'S CHRISTMAS IN MARCH!!

p.s.: Cocksack is and has always been a douche.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on March 17, 2012, 06:51:35 AM
Fuck all I ever said was the guy deserves some credit.  I am a douche alpharetta?  Jesus I guess I might should give a shit about what you think but i don't.  Stick to what u know: law and filthy mouthing play by play of razorback baseball
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: MDEM on March 17, 2012, 09:21:55 AM
I was wondering what thread the Friday Night Fights would break out in.   :D

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jsimp on March 17, 2012, 09:32:12 AM
back on track.

-mizz is the first team to make 10 3's, shoot 50 percent from the field, and have fewer than 10 turnovers and still lose.

-mizz joins arizona as the only team to lose as a 2,3, and 4 seed

-mizz is the fourth team to lose in the round of 64 with 30 or more wins

-mizz is tied for most losses as a top 4 seed in the ncaa tournament

lol mizz indeed
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on March 17, 2012, 10:10:57 AM
The more I learn about Missouri, the more I learn that they are a football and basketball program that like to carry quite the opinion of themselves as a viable "player" on the national scene.  They have this opinion despite never having actually done anything, as far as I can see.

Their football apex is apparently beating a coach-less Hog team in the Cotton Bowl with a couple of tailbacks that were already planning how to spend NFL draft bonuses.  They hold on to that Cotton Bowl victory and stroke it and cuddle it like the other entity we can all instantly think of. 

At one time, I was sure that they must be some kind of real basketball tradition, what with their idolization of Norm Stewart and their braggadocio.  One day, I got out the old internet and looked at their NCAA history. 

It's going to be fun drumming that ass in to oblivion in every sport from here to 2025, year in and year out.   
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Filthy_McSwine on March 17, 2012, 10:34:32 AM
I get bracket infighting, AND Duke and Mizzou lose?

Arkansas DemGaz sports headline:  Misery gets company    ;D
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: MDEM on March 17, 2012, 10:38:26 AM
The more I learn about Missouri, the more I learn that they are a football and basketball program that like to carry quite the opinion of themselves as a viable "player" on the national scene.  They have this opinion despite never having actually done anything, as far as I can see.

Their football apex is apparently beating a coach-less Hog team in the Cotton Bowl with a couple of tailbacks that were already planning how to spend NFL draft bonuses.  They hold on to that Cotton Bowl victory and stroke it and cuddle it like the other entity we can all instantly think of. 

At one time, I was sure that they must be some kind of real basketball tradition, what with their idolization of Norm Stewart and their braggadocio.  One day, I got out the old internet and looked at their NCAA history. 

It's going to be fun drumming that ass in to oblivion in every sport from here to 2025, year in and year out.   

There really is no comparison between the two programs.  At all.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on March 17, 2012, 01:24:26 PM
Fuck all I ever said was the guy deserves some credit.  I am a douche alpharetta?  Jesus I guess I might should give a shit about what you think but i don't.  Stick to what u know: law and filthy mouthing play by play of razorback baseball
 

Cracka pleeze. You were all up on Heath-lite's jock like he had the secret to magnets.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on March 17, 2012, 03:42:14 PM
frick all I ever said was the guy deserves some credit.  I am a douche alpharetta?  Jesus I guess I might should give a aMm about what you think but i don't.  Stick to what u know: law and filthy mouthing play by play of razorback baseball

And you stick to what you know - hoops, loaning pool sticks and ping pong paddles, Linda Bonter, and  :stache:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on March 17, 2012, 04:12:17 PM
Coach Haith thinks Mizzou was only one or two plays away. 

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/17865436/frank-haith-was-even-worse-after-the-loss (http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/17865436/frank-haith-was-even-worse-after-the-loss)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BASS on March 17, 2012, 06:03:47 PM
Coach Haith thinks Mizzou was only one or two plays away. 

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/17865436/frank-haith-was-even-worse-after-the-loss (http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/17865436/frank-haith-was-even-worse-after-the-loss)

If mizzou fans love this coach as much as they claim to, I know of a perfect replacement for Pinkel after he goes 1-7 in conf play next season, hell the man coined the phrase "just a play a way" and he's got 14 years of speriance in the big bad tuff ol sec.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Old Dirty Boarstard on March 17, 2012, 06:56:30 PM
Arkansas DemGaz sports headline:  Misery gets company    ;D

They must have read the headline of espn.com about 10 minutes after the dook game.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on March 17, 2012, 07:06:20 PM
they're to bball and football like italy is to world wars.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on March 17, 2012, 07:25:49 PM
they're to bball and football like italy is to world wars.

WWIIphace
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on March 17, 2012, 07:35:27 PM
Coach Haith thinks Mizzou was only one or two plays away. 

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/17865436/frank-haith-was-even-worse-after-the-loss (http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/17865436/frank-haith-was-even-worse-after-the-loss)

Unbuffable!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cooter on March 17, 2012, 09:27:03 PM
If mizzou fans love this coach as much as they claim to, I know of a perfect replacement for Pinkel after he goes 1-7 in conf play next season, he'll the man coined the phrase "just a play a way" and he's got 14 years of speriance in the big bad tuff ol sec.

That would be BALLZ.  And I wouldn't put it past them to hire him.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: FayettenamHog on March 18, 2012, 05:32:39 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/419983_10151401280630367_544425366_23364922_1569449812_n.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on March 18, 2012, 06:22:57 PM
If mizzou fans love this coach as much as they claim to, I know of a perfect replacement for Pinkel after he goes 1-7 in conf play next season, hell the man coined the phrase "just a play a way" and he's got 14 years of speriance in the big bad tuff ol sec.

Hells yeah. I can see it now: "Let's move DGB to free safety."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Satch on March 18, 2012, 07:59:14 PM
Hells yeah. I can see it now: "Let's move DGB to free safety."
6'6" 220lbs, freshman.  That's a TE according to the slide chart
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on March 19, 2012, 02:58:56 AM
And you stick to what you know - hoops, loaning pool sticks and ping pong paddles, Linda Bonter, and  :stache:

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on March 19, 2012, 12:07:58 PM
Missouri head coach Frank Haith was named the National Coach of the Year by the USBWA.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on March 19, 2012, 12:09:12 PM
back on track.

-mizz is the first team to make 10 3's, shoot 50 percent from the field, and have fewer than 10 turnovers and still lose.

-mizz joins arizona as the only team to lose as a 2,3, and 4 seed

-mizz is the fourth team to lose in the round of 64 with 30 or more wins

-mizz is tied for most losses as a top 4 seed in the ncaa tournament

lol mizz indeed
Missouri head coach Frank Haith was named the National Coach of the Year by the USBWA.

As seen above, the man does posses quite the resume.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on March 19, 2012, 01:10:38 PM
Missouri head coach Frank Haith was named the National Coach of the Year by the USBWA.

Man, I hope their foozeball coach is this good.  :pray: Two sacks of rabid weasels at one school! This year is going to be great!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on March 19, 2012, 02:22:04 PM
Great...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ElvisHog on March 19, 2012, 03:58:07 PM
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm just busting on a friend. You and Steve can both go jerk each other off.

Hey now. I was just eating popcorn waiting for what ensued. I didn't realize I was going to have to handle Lash's meatsicle.  :-[
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on March 19, 2012, 04:27:15 PM
Great...

...representation of Missouri alums. 

Missing tooth?  Check.  Pit hair?  Check.  Cowboy hat from a place with no cowboys?  Check.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on March 19, 2012, 05:07:03 PM
QB Franklin is having surgery on his throwing shoulder.

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/blog/eye-on-college-football/17907395/missouris-james-franklin-to-have-shoulder-surgery
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Southern Yeoman on March 19, 2012, 05:11:26 PM
Cowboy hat from a place with no cowboys?

That ain't no cowboy hat.

And I don't know about that, I think there's some cowboys south of I-44.  Where the glaciers stopped.  rowcropping to the north
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: tbaker/// on March 20, 2012, 02:21:10 PM
Pony Express started in St. Joe.

Which would make them ponyboys, so I digress.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on March 20, 2012, 02:38:32 PM
That ain't no cowboy hat.

And I don't know about that, I think there's some cowboys south of I-44.  Where the glaciers stopped.  rowcropping to the north

That could be a cowboy too.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on March 20, 2012, 07:54:15 PM
Which would make them ponyboys, so I digress.

I'm betting she's a pony girl. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on March 20, 2012, 08:27:03 PM
I'm betting she's a pony girl. 

Ve all had ponies.
My sister had pony
My cousin had pony.
So vas wrong vis dat?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on March 20, 2012, 08:39:53 PM
QB Franklin is having surgery on his throwing shoulder.

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/blog/eye-on-college-football/17907395/missouris-james-franklin-to-have-shoulder-surgery

He's more of a dual threat guy so I would guess this will cause his throws to miss the mark more often.  Which means even more LOLs @ MIZZ.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on March 20, 2012, 09:11:28 PM
Ve all had ponies.
My sister had pony
My cousin had pony.
So vas wrong vis dat?

Oh, nothing.  Nothing at all.   :stache:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mtn Oyster on March 20, 2012, 09:49:00 PM
Pony Express started in St. Joe.

Which would make them ponyboys, so I digress.
stay gold Ponyboy
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on March 21, 2012, 05:49:55 PM
I hate anyone who ever had a pony.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Porkahontas on March 21, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Went to a Missouri game a few years back and they rushed the field and tore the goalposts down after beating Kansas. Freaking Kansas. I know they were all like rivals and shit but good lord that showed all I needed to know about them. This wasn't that year where Kansas actually had a good year under Mangino and was ranked. They were like 2-8 going into that game.

Let 'em think they are gonna come in and compete from the get-go. Let 'em think DGB is special and is gonna win a couple games for 'em by his own damn self. Let 'em think they are on par with the elite in the SEC. It's gonna make it even more glorious when they are limping into the back half of their schedule with half their roster injured and a record below .500.

Welcome to the SEC. It's about to get ugly in the Show Me State in the coming months.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on March 21, 2012, 07:31:51 PM
Went to a Missouri game a few years back and they rushed the field and tore the goalposts down after beating Kansas. Freaking Kansas. I know they were all like rivals and aMm but good lord that showed all I needed to know about them. This wasn't that year where Kansas actually had a good year under Mangino and was ranked. They were like 2-8 going into that game.

Let 'em think they are gonna come in and compete from the get-go. Let 'em think DGB is special and is gonna win a couple games for 'em by his own damn self. Let 'em think they are on par with the elite in the SEC. It's gonna make it even more glorious when they are limping into the back half of their schedule with half their roster injured and a record below .500.

Welcome to the SEC. It's about to get ugly in the Show Me State in the coming months.

I was in Columbia at a house party (more like block party) a few years ago when they beat Nebraska at home for the first time in however many years. A couple hours after the game, some dude comes screaming down the cul-de-sac in a ford exploder, flies into his driveway and drives plum through his garage door. All witnesses and the driver himself we're cheering. We gave the idiot a couple of huzzahs ourselves.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on March 21, 2012, 07:32:11 PM

Let 'em think they are gonna come in and compete from the get-go. Let 'em think DGB is special and is gonna win a couple games for 'em by his own damn self. Let 'em think they are on par with the elite in the SEC. It's gonna make it even more glorious when they are limping into the back half of their schedule with half their roster injured and a record below .500.
This is exactly how I feel.

It was fun watching everything unfold at LOL Miss under Nutt.  We knew what was coming and it was high comedy.  Now that they have fired Nutt we have been blessed with getting Mizzou's step in to the SEC - which will be more of the same hilarity for us Hog fans.

I can't wait. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TC on March 21, 2012, 08:54:07 PM


Anyone else seeing the rumors on twitter that DGB is 'wanting out at Mizzou'?
Title: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on March 21, 2012, 09:01:48 PM
Too late for that son
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: JoeBobHog on March 21, 2012, 09:09:51 PM

Anyone else seeing the rumors on twitter that DGB is 'wanting out at Mizzou'?


take yo medicine boy.



 :notexas:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SoldierSooie on March 21, 2012, 09:10:30 PM

Anyone else seeing the rumors on twitter that DGB is 'wanting out at Mizzou'?

Ha. Ha. Ha. Fuck yourself and enjoy the one man show while we continue to unleash the sleeping giant.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on March 21, 2012, 09:18:10 PM

Anyone else seeing the rumors on twitter that DGB is 'wanting out at Mizzou'?
His mom will just throw up again and he'll decide it's ok to stay at home OR he can go to JUCO next year then come play for us when Mizzou comes on our schedule.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on March 21, 2012, 10:15:15 PM

Anyone else seeing the rumors on twitter that DGB is 'wanting out at Mizzou'?

If that's true I feel for him.  It's obvious he was pressured by his "family" to go there when he really wanted to go somewhere else.  It's ok for family to have input but ultimately it should be the kids decision. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on March 21, 2012, 10:25:41 PM
I was in Columbia at a house party (more like block party) a few years ago when they beat Nebraska at home for the first time in however many years. A couple hours after the game, some dude comes screaming down the cul-de-sac in a ford exploder, flies into his driveway and drives plum through his garage door. All witnesses and the driver himself we're cheering. We gave the idiot a couple of huzzahs ourselves.
Riveting tale, old chap!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on March 21, 2012, 10:29:00 PM

Anyone else seeing the rumors on twitter that DGB is 'wanting out at Mizzou'?
 

Fuck that. He'll take his humiliating losses and Papa Johns Bowls like a man.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hog Leg on March 21, 2012, 10:41:52 PM

Anyone else seeing the rumors on twitter that DGB is 'wanting out at Mizzou'?

I've hunted around for this.  Got a link?   

And in other news...

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/3/21/2890034/dear-mizzou-heres-the-short-form-on-pissing-off-your-new-neighbors

Arkansas. Like Alabama fans, but are bears. Bears with guns and car bombs. Base emotion: mauling something. Legitimately dangerous, and unfortunately really close to your house.  :maundoed:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Porkahontas on March 21, 2012, 11:33:18 PM
Was told earlier that DGB may not have enough core classes to graduate but could finish up in summer school.

Maybe the girlfriend that leeched on to him right before signing day ditched him already once the ink was dry on the LOI where there was no backing down. Or maybe he realized his offensive coordinator looks like a bitch. Either way, sucks to be him if true.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on March 21, 2012, 11:56:33 PM
I've hunted around for this.  Got a link?   

And in other news...

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/3/21/2890034/dear-mizzou-heres-the-short-form-on-pissing-off-your-new-neighbors

Arkansas. Like Alabama fans, but are bears. Bears with guns and car bombs. Base emotion: mauling something. Legitimately dangerous, and unfortunately really close to your house.  :maundoed:


I enjoyed this one.

Tennessee. Sad homebound diabetics in hunting gear rubbing the spot where their amputated foot used to be. Base emotion: sorrow, resignation, resentment.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on March 22, 2012, 01:27:24 AM
I was in Columbia at a house party (more like block party) a few years ago when they beat Nebraska at home for the first time in however many years. A couple hours after the game, some dude comes screaming down the cul-de-sac in a ford exploder, flies into his driveway and drives plum through his garage door. All witnesses and the driver himself we're cheering. We gave the idiot a couple of huzzahs ourselves and they shot a cannon through the wall and took out an apartment building.
http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/archive/index.php/t-50273.html

No, wait.

I was in Columbia at a house party (more like block party) a few years ago when they beat Nebraska at home for the first time in however many years. A couple hours after the game, some dude comes screaming down the cul-de-sac in a ford exploder, flies into his driveway and drives plum through his garage door. All witnesses and the driver himself we're cheering. We gave the idiot a couple of huzzahs ourselves and Larry and I had a great time drinking Natural Light.

http://www.kcci.com/r/2162884/detail.html
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: subliznime on March 22, 2012, 04:41:02 AM
I hate anyone who ever had a pony.
Unless it was a keg!  :beer:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on March 22, 2012, 11:20:22 AM

edit: nevermind
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on March 22, 2012, 11:23:55 AM
SEC releases 2013 spring sports schedules. Mizzou not listed on any of the sports.  ???

http://www.secdigitalnetwork.com/NEWS/tabid/473/Article/232998/sec-releases-2013-conference-spring-sport-schedules.aspx
Look again. They're on everything except Men's Tennis which they don't have.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on March 22, 2012, 11:26:19 AM
Look again. They're on everything except Men's Tennis which they don't have.

They must have just changed it, they weren't listed a little while ago. The twitters were buzzing about it, I guess they corrected the mistake.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on March 22, 2012, 11:27:35 AM
They must have just changed it, they weren't listed a little while ago. The twitters were buzzing about it, I guess they corrected the mistake.
Strange.

I did notice Bahn posted that we wouldn't play them in baseball next year. I guess they had to work out what they could but that seems odd for us to play everyone except the team closest to us.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on March 22, 2012, 08:32:53 PM
Great...

That dude is trying to hard.

His dead chiclette should have some white-out on it.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on March 24, 2012, 12:23:56 PM
They had to scrap men's tennis a few years back.   The boys there kept putting the fuzzy balls in their mouths.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boartitz on March 24, 2012, 01:13:56 PM
They had to scrap men's tennis a few years back.   The boys there kept putting the fuzzy balls in their mouths.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on March 26, 2012, 01:59:44 PM
I'm going to be in Columbia on Thursday and Friday  :thumbdown:. Getting my hog gear ready for the trip.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: asshat on March 26, 2012, 02:20:36 PM
Don't bother packing your meth, you'll be able to pick up all you want there.


(I just had to find a way to be a part of my new favorite thread)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HoneyBakedPiglet on March 26, 2012, 03:12:11 PM
Don't bother packing your meth, you'll be able to pick up all you want there.


(I just had to find a way to be a part of my new favorite thread)

More importantly, you'll be able to make plenty of sudafed for when you get back to Arkansas.

http://boingboing.net/2012/02/27/scientific-paper-of-the-day-h.html

A novel and straightforward synthesis of pseudoephidrine from
readily available N-methylamphetamine is presented. This
practical synthesis is expected to be a disruptive technology
replacing the need to find an open pharmacy.

Pseudoephedrine, active ingredient of Sudafed®, has long
been the most popular nasal decongestant in the United States
due to its effectiveness and relatively mild side effects [1]. In
recent years it has become increasingly difficult to obtain
psuedoephedine in many states because of its use as a
precursor for the illegal drug N-methylamphetamine (also
known under various names including crystal meth, meth, ice,
etc.)[1,2]. While in the past many stores were able to sell
pseudoephedrine, new laws in the United States have
restricted sales to pharmacies, with the medicine kept behind
the counter. The pharmacies require signatures and
examination of government issued ID in order to purchase
pseudoephedrine. Because the hours of availability of such
pharmacies are often limited, it would be of great interest to
have a simple synthesis of pseudoephedrine from reagents
which can be more readily procured.

A quick search of several neighborhoods of the United
States revealed that while pseudoephedrine is difficult to
obtain, N-methylamphetamine can be procured at almost any
time on short notice and in quantities sufficient for synthesis
of useful amounts of the desired material. Moreover,
according to government maintained statistics, Nmethylmphetamine is becoming an increasingly attractive
starting material for pseudoephedrine, as the availability of Nmethylmphetamine has remained high while prices have
dropped and purity has increased [2]. We present here a
convenient series of transformations using reagents which can
be found in most well stocked organic chemistry laboratories
to produce psuedoephedrine from N-methylamphetamine.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Stephen Colboar on March 26, 2012, 03:51:10 PM
Wait a minute.


So people are buying meth to make sudafed out of it?







Good god I love our retarded laws.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GuinnessHog on March 26, 2012, 03:55:42 PM


Is that Rohan Davey?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jsimp on March 26, 2012, 05:43:21 PM
Wait a minute.


So people are buying meth to make sudafed out of it?







Good god I love our retarded laws.

Exactly. Hell of a kit harder to buy sudafed  :abe:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: dixiecupdrinker on March 26, 2012, 06:06:06 PM
So can anyone explain why Mizzou has billboards in Memphis proclaiming their exuberance over joining the SEC?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GuinnessHog on March 26, 2012, 06:26:35 PM
So can anyone explain why Mizzou has billboards in Memphis proclaiming their exuberance over joining the SEC?

They're losing some recruiting roads in Texas and are probably looking at Memphis to try and expand their recruiting territory.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on March 26, 2012, 07:09:11 PM
Billboards in Memphis?  They sure are a spunky bunch.  Maybe this thread should be named LOL JIZZ.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: shortstop6 on March 27, 2012, 07:41:38 AM
So can anyone explain why Mizzou has billboards in Memphis proclaiming their exuberance over joining the SEC?

Dallas, too.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on March 27, 2012, 08:15:44 AM
So can anyone explain why Mizzou has billboards in Memphis proclaiming their exuberance over joining the SEC?
Same reason we have billboards up in Arizona.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: tbaker/// on March 27, 2012, 11:15:58 AM
Same reason we have billboards up in Arizona.

Let's put billboards up all over AR, said Petrino...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ArkGuy on March 27, 2012, 11:44:41 AM
Let's put billboards up all over AR, said Petrino...

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boartitz on March 27, 2012, 01:06:27 PM
Same reason we have billboards up in Arizona.
Would they happen to be in Fountain Hills, Gilbert, Jerome or Prescott?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Stephen Colboar on March 28, 2012, 03:24:57 PM
UCA beat Mizzou in Columbia today 8-2.

Clint Green with the CG win.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ElvisHog on March 28, 2012, 08:20:46 PM
They're losing some recruiting roads in Texas and are probably looking at Memphis to try and expand their recruiting territory.

And we're all up in Missouri recruiting now. An area that Nutt never looked at for some fucking reason. Oh...because he's turrible.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: gambler on March 29, 2012, 12:05:14 AM
And we're all up in Missouri recruiting now. An area that Nutt never looked at for some fucking reason. Oh...because he's turrible.
Not enough 2 star athuletes.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aaron on April 05, 2012, 11:09:05 AM
Stay classy Mizzouri.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: eastcoasthogfan on April 14, 2012, 04:13:35 PM
Apparently now Mizzou is trying to do their best Oregon impression. They have an alternate model of their football uniform that looks horrid.

 http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2009/11/10/nike-pro-combat-the-complete-collection-with-slogans/
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on April 14, 2012, 04:16:11 PM
Apparently now Mizzou is trying to do their best Oregon impression. They have an alternate model of their football uniform that looks horrid.

 http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2009/11/10/nike-pro-combat-the-complete-collection-with-slogans/
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on April 14, 2012, 04:47:31 PM
Apparently now Mizzou is trying to do their best Oregon impression. They have an alternate model of their football uniform that looks horrid.

 http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2009/11/10/nike-pro-combat-the-complete-collection-with-slogans/

The LSWho? one  is funny.

Cochon De Lait means, Pig of milk, the direct translation.

 Cochon De Lait in Lousiana is when they prepare a pig for roasting, by shaving the hairs of the skin, instead of scraping it off. It preserves the skin. Obviously the milk is used as a lubricant.

 The pig is then roast on a fire. The one I saw in Louisiana, they had a pig flattened between a wire cage and then hooked up to a motor that slowing spun the pig in front of a fire. I think they reflected the heat will half an oil drum behind the fire. It took  about 14 hours to cook the pig. With just shaving the pig, the skin is cooked into cracklins/ pork skins.

 Maybe Nike was insinuating that the LSU/Arkansas rivalry is real. I know it is to me.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on April 14, 2012, 06:53:07 PM
I think they're referring to a suckling pig.

Pig of milk, would be one who hasn't been weaned.

But I could be wrong. In that case I'll GFM.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on April 14, 2012, 07:51:22 PM
I think they're referring to a suckling pig.

Pig of milk, would be one who hasn't been weaned.

But I could be wrong. In that case I'll GFM.

Could be. I just know what I was told when I was living there.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BigDavis on April 14, 2012, 08:45:07 PM
The LSWho? one  is funny.

Cochon De Lait means, Pig of milk, the direct translation.

 Cochon De Lait in Lousiana is when they prepare a pig for roasting, by shaving the hairs of the skin, instead of scraping it off. It preserves the skin. Obviously the milk is used as a lubricant.

 The pig is then roast on a fire. The one I saw in Louisiana, they had a pig flattened between a wire cage and then hooked up to a motor that slowing spun the pig in front of a fire. I think they reflected the heat will half an oil drum behind the fire. It took  about 14 hours to cook the pig. With just shaving the pig, the skin is cooked into cracklins/ pork skins.

 Maybe Nike was insinuating that the LSU/Arkansas rivalry is real. I know it is to me.

That's exactly what Cochon De Lait is. If someone in Louisiana says "we havin a cochon de lait" they mean they're having a pig roast. Some guys from Auburn did one in Tuscaloosa only they added some tenderloin to the snout to make it look like an elephant trunk. It was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on April 14, 2012, 09:11:08 PM
We're talking about the same thing-roast pig, just that the type of pig that is preferred is a young pig, or 'pig in milk'.

Sorry for the confusion. :suicide:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on April 15, 2012, 08:30:06 AM
Obviously the milk is used as a lubricant.

HipHog has used this technique. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: raisinsnacks on April 20, 2012, 03:44:15 PM
Please let there be coeds/sexual harassment/midget strippers/inappropriate hiring practices/a goat involved


Dave Matter ‏ @Dave_Matter

#Mizzou coach Gary Pinkel has confirmed that he and his wife, Vicki, have separated. Story posted shortly
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on April 20, 2012, 04:21:32 PM
Please let there be coeds/sexual harassment/midget strippers/inappropriate hiring practices/a goat involved


Dave Matter ‏ @Dave_Matter

#Mizzou coach Gary Pinkel has confirmed that he and his wife, Vicki, have separated. Story posted shortly

I wonder how strong the Missouri FOI laws are.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Stephen Hawging on April 20, 2012, 04:32:09 PM
WTF?  Details from November 11, 2011 DUI arrest story:

http://www.komu.com/news/gary-pinkel-arrested-for-dwi/
Pinkel has been an advocate for safe driving, particularly for motorcycle riders. He was the spokesman for the "Arrive Alive" campaign by the Missouri Department of Transportation starting in 2008. In the campaign, Pinkel appeared on posters, billboards, and radio commercials urging drivers to watch out for motorcycles and to drive safely.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on April 28, 2012, 01:49:25 PM


#Mizzou coach Gary Pinkel has confirmed that he and his wife, Vicki, have separated. Story posted shortly

She heard BMFP was available now...





Too soon?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: APhiOHog on April 28, 2012, 01:51:39 PM
She heard BMFP was available now...





Too soon?

If our next few seasons go as I'm afraid they're going to go....

5 years from now will still be "too soon."

 :suicide:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on April 28, 2012, 01:54:14 PM
If our next few seasons go as I'm afraid they're going to go....

5 years from now will still be "too soon."

 :suicide:
 

Are you going to tell patients that they are going to die soon before even confirming a diagnosis?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: APhiOHog on April 28, 2012, 01:58:35 PM
 

Are you going to tell patients that they are going to die soon before even confirming a diagnosis?

All the time. Most sudden cardiac deaths go without a full diagnosis until autopsy.


But seriously, I see what you're driving at.  I'm a sports pessimist by nature, and there is literally NOTHING that Long has done during his tenure here that makes me think we're going to hire anyone close to Bobby's level.  The 2013 season was probably going to be a dropoff anyway with Wilson & Boobie Knile and whoever else all leaving...we'll see if the next guy Long brings in can give us back-to-back-to-back 10-win seasons like Bobby was well on his way to doing.  Just not all that optimistic about it, but I'll be the first one to say I'm wrong if Long does bring in "the home run" -- or someone who ends up performing like one.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on April 28, 2012, 02:05:48 PM
All the time. Most sudden cardiac deaths go without a full diagnosis until autopsy.


But seriously, I see what you're driving at.  I'm a sports pessimist by nature, and there is literally NOTHING that Long has done during his tenure here that makes me think we're going to hire anyone close to Bobby's level.  The 2013 season was probably going to be a dropoff anyway with Wilson & Boobie Knile and whoever else all leaving...we'll see if the next guy Long brings in can give us back-to-back-to-back 10-win seasons like Bobby was well on his way to doing.  Just not all that optimistic about it, but I'll be the first one to say I'm wrong if Long does bring in "the home run" -- or someone who ends up performing like one.
 

I don't see any reason to pump sunshine but I don't see any reason to get on the ledge either. BMFP was a great hire but it isn't given that we make a disaster hire like Crowe or a meh hire like Ford and Nutt. If we offer 4 million a year, I think we can get a solid hire. I think our program has changed in terms of facilities and revenue so there is no reason to have the "lil ole Arkysuck" attitude.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: APhiOHog on April 28, 2012, 02:12:23 PM
 

I don't see any reason to pump sunshine but I don't see any reason to get on the ledge either. BMFP was a great hire but it isn't given that we make a disaster hire like Crowe or a meh hire like Ford and Nutt. If we offer 4 million a year, I think we can get a solid hire. I think our program has changed in terms of facilities and revenue so there is no reason to have the "lil ole Arkysuck" attitude.

Fair enough.  It's not a "little ol' Arkiesaw" thing; it's a Jeff Long thing.  I'm not sure I trust him to contact the right people.  Maybe I'm putting too much stock in the fact that his first 2 football coach hires had to call us, instead of the other way around.  And personally (and I know this is my opinion of the situation), I don't like the way he handled the Petrino mess.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Shermy on April 28, 2012, 02:20:16 PM
Fair enough.  It's not a "little ol' Arkiesaw" thing; it's a Jeff Long thing.  I'm not sure I trust him to contact the right people.  Maybe I'm putting too much stock in the fact that his first 2 football coach hires had to call us, instead of the other way around.  And personally (and I know this is my opinion of the situation), I don't like the way he handled the Petrino mess.

Maybe Tommy Bowden will catch lightning in a bottle  :stache:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on April 28, 2012, 02:21:09 PM
Fair enough.  It's not a "little ol' Arkiesaw" thing; it's a Jeff Long thing.  I'm not sure I trust him to contact the right people.  Maybe I'm putting too much stock in the fact that his first 2 football coach hires had to call us, instead of the other way around.  And personally (and I know this is my opinion of the situation), I don't like the way he handled the Petrino mess.
 

Think of it this way, we were married to a attention whoring stupid bitch for 10 years who kept telling us that we were not attractive and she was the best we could do. After the messy divorce we had a fling with a hot bitch who turned out to be crazy as fuck. Even though that relationtionship didn't work, at least we know we can pull a better quality of ass than the stupid ex-wife.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HoneyBakedPiglet on April 28, 2012, 02:24:19 PM
 

I don't see any reason to pump sunshine but I don't see any reason to get on the ledge either. BMFP was a great hire but it isn't given that we make a disaster hire like Crowe or a meh hire like Ford and Hootie. If we offer 4 million a year, I think we can get a solid hire. I think our program has changed in terms of facilities and revenue so there is no reason to have the "lil ole Arkysuck" attitude.

Florida had all the money, all the recruiting, and all the facilities yet haven't been able to make a home-run hire. Its still possible Long could make a great hire but its more of a crap shoot than we want to think.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jeff Spongeworthy on April 28, 2012, 02:27:50 PM
 

Think of it this way, we were married to a attention whoring stupid bitch for 10 years who kept telling us that we were not attractive and she was the best we could do. After the messy divorce we had a fling with a hot bitch who turned out to be crazy as fuck. Even though that relationtionship didn't work, at least we know we can pull a better quality of ass than the stupid ex-wife.

In the mean time, we've hired a nanny to keep the kids fed while we wait the next hot piece to turn 18 finalize her divorce.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on April 28, 2012, 02:31:23 PM
Florida had all the money, all the recruiting, and all the facilities yet haven't been able to make a home-run hire. Its still possible Long could make a great hire but its more of a crap shoot than we want to think.
 

They made a pretty good hire after running off Zook. I think they chose Boom Muthafucka instead of having to settle for him. We don't know all the coaches that might have wanted that job.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Satchuation on April 28, 2012, 03:20:35 PM
In the mean time, we've hired a nanny to keep the kids fed while we wait the next hot piece to turn 18 finalize her divorce.

Could be both.

(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/07/courtney-stodden-doug-hutchison-interview-good-morning-america.jpg)


I don't know who her coaching equivalent would be, though.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on April 28, 2012, 06:14:35 PM
 

They made a pretty good hire after running off Zook. I think they chose Boom Muthafucka instead of having to settle for him. We don't know all the coaches that might have wanted that job.

I think at the time, Muschamp was the next big thing.  Should mighty Florida had been able to snag a head coach? Yeah, but all things considered not many were knocking them for getting him, IIRC,.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jeff Spongeworthy on April 28, 2012, 07:25:21 PM
I think at the time, Muschamp was the next big thing.  Should mighty Florida had been able to snag a head coach? Yeah, but all things considered not many were knocking them for getting him, IIRC,.

And he's only been there a year.  He still could be the next big thing.  Everybody knew they would be down when 245 lb. baby Jesus and friends were done and Urban split.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hognarok on April 28, 2012, 09:31:30 PM
Could be both.

(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/07/courtney-stodden-doug-hutchison-interview-good-morning-america.jpg)


I don't know who her coaching equivalent would be, though.

Lane Kiffin.  He has the right genes (coaching or otherwise) but much like a lot of 16 year olds you have to expect the random fart joke.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on July 08, 2012, 07:58:31 PM
This is cute....

http://www.tigerboard.com/content/jwitthaus/kurivalry.php

Quote
A few days ago at my Summer Welcome, I got a taste of how Mizzou treated the old rivalry with Kansas and the new one with Arkansas. I was hoping to find a reason to dislike our new “rival.” After learning the finer points of Mizzou tradition, we watched our leaders do an “SEC Mascot Dating” skit with bachelor Truman the Tiger. Arkansas was portrayed as an illiterate pig that enjoyed rolling around in the mud. The image was amusing but didn’t inspire the kind of feelings I have toward Kansas.

This is going to be awkward.  We will receive a lot of hate from Mizzou because we are all they have, but I can't imagine disliking them more than Ole Miss or LSU or even TAMU.  It will take 20 years for Missou to crack our top 3-4 hated teams, IMO.  I just hope they don't come up with some lame-ass trophy.

The biggest difference with Missou and any team that has joined the SEC is that at least we had long series with Ole Miss and old school series with LSU.  TAMU at least has us and LSU with some history and familiarity.  Missou is walking into this thing cold from corn country.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on July 08, 2012, 09:11:32 PM
This is cute....

http://www.tigerboard.com/content/jwitthaus/kurivalry.php

The biggest difference with Missou and any team that has joined the SEC is that at least we had long series with Ole Miss and old school series with LSU.  TAMU at least has us and LSU with some history and familiarity.  Missou is walking into this thing cold from cornhole country.

Just a small misspelling error.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on July 08, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
This is cute....

http://www.tigerboard.com/content/jwitthaus/kurivalry.php

This is going to be awkward.  We will receive a lot of hate from Mizzou because we are all they have, but I can't imagine disliking them more than Ole Miss or LSU or even TAMU.  It will take 20 years for Missou to crack our top 3-4 hated teams, IMO.  I just hope they don't come up with some lame-ass trophy.

I think our basketball fans can do a good job sliding in to give Misery the kind of shit Kansas fans gave them.  Although we don't have quite the basketball tradition KU has, we have a hell of a lot more of a winning tradition than MIZZery.

Kansas basketball fans do a great job of rubbing Misery’s noses in their NCAA tournament history.  After all, Misery thinks they have a good basketball tradition, but they have never made it to an NCAA final four.

Of course, Arkansas has been to the NCAA Final Four 6 times.  And we won the whole damn thing in 94.

The only thing is, our fans don’t really care about Misery. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on July 08, 2012, 11:19:50 PM
Missouri has one use for Arkansas.  A nice win for the next 20 years, like LOL Miss has become, without any of the actual Southern charm or tailgating fun. 

Missouri is a yearly business trip to keep that legal residency so that we can do what we really want to do.  Anything extra is wasted effort.  Let them obsess over Kansas or whoever. 
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on July 09, 2012, 10:51:57 AM
there is literally NOTHING that Long has done during his tenure here that makes me think we're going to hire anyone close to Bobby's level.

Nothing?  There is literally NOTHING that might lead you to think he'll hire someone close to Bobby's level?  NOTHING?
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on July 09, 2012, 10:56:47 AM
Nothing?  There is literally NOTHING that might lead you to think he'll hire someone close to Bobby's level?  NOTHING?

But...but...he almost hired Tommy Bowden!!!!

It's true!  Jim Lindsey told us so!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogtired on July 09, 2012, 12:06:37 PM

Anyone else seeing the rumors on twitter that DGB is 'wanting out at Mizzou'?

Is Duckman the source?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on July 09, 2012, 12:25:15 PM
This is cute....

http://www.tigerboard.com/content/jwitthaus/kurivalry.php

This is going to be awkward..  I just hope they don't come up with some lame-ass trophy.



I got an idea!!  We can call it the Boot Heel.
Do I win?  Can I get a gig like Bazzles now?

Oh fuck it, never mind.  I just remembered he sits in on that adult day care radio thing in the am.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Satchuation on July 09, 2012, 01:20:42 PM
I got an idea!!  We can call it the Boot Heel.
Do I win?  Can I get a gig like Bazzles now?

Oh frick it, never mind.  I just remembered he sits in on that adult day care radio thing in the am.

Maybe it can be some sort of three-way competition for the Hip Wader.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on July 10, 2012, 09:07:59 PM
Maybe it can be some sort of three-way competition for the Hip Wader.

Funny shit right thur.^^^^
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BigDavis on July 11, 2012, 08:35:14 AM
 

Think of it this way, we were married to a attention whoring stupid bitch for 10 years who kept telling us that we were not attractive and she was the best we could do. After the messy divorce we had a fling with a hot bitch who turned out to be crazy as frick. Even though that relationtionship didn't work, at least we know we can pull a better quality of ass than the stupid ex-wife.

I prefer to think of it as we divorced the attention whore and married our dream girl only for her to die tragically in an accident 4 years later... and now we have to pick up the pieces.  :-\
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Nutt Hill Hawg on July 11, 2012, 11:58:37 AM
I prefer to think of it as we divorced the attention whore and married our dream girl only for her to die tragically in an accident 4 years later... and now we have to pick up the pieces.  :-\
And our first piece of rebound ass is a past-her-prime, crazy-ass cougar.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Joe Swine on July 11, 2012, 12:07:14 PM
I'd prefer not analogizing football and pussy in any way at all.
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BigEarn on July 11, 2012, 03:31:22 PM
But...but...he almost hired Tommy Bowden!!!!

It's true!  GTMF told us so!

Al Grobe as well
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Stephen Colboar on July 11, 2012, 03:38:08 PM
And our first piece of rebound ass is a past-her-prime, crazy-ass cougar.
More like her mother came in and is cooking our meals and shit while we cry on the couch all day.
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Stephen Colboar on July 11, 2012, 03:38:27 PM
Al Grobe as well
Jim Grobe or Al Groh?
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jose Papoopoo on July 11, 2012, 03:43:34 PM
Fair enough.  It's not a "little ol' Boondoggle" thing; it's a Jeff Long thing.  I'm not sure I trust him to contact the right people.  Maybe I'm putting too much stock in the fact that his first 2 football coach hires had to call us, instead of the other way around.  And personally (and I know this is my opinion of the situation), I don't like the way he handled the Petrino mess.

Nothing?  There is literally NOTHING that might lead you to think he'll hire someone close to Bobby's level?  NOTHING?


I agree with Alpha, but even if I did trust Mr. Integrity to do a quality search, who would you hire that is as good as the guy we just fired. There's maybe two coaches I would put on BP's level and they ain't leaving where they are currently employed. I hope I'm wrong, but my guess is in 5 yrs will all be saying why the phuck did we fire Petrino (after Long has left for a better gig I might add).   :suicide:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on July 11, 2012, 07:05:40 PM
And our first piece of rebound ass is a past-her-prime, crazy-ass cougar.
Are we talking about the football program now or my private life?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on July 11, 2012, 07:42:44 PM
Are we talking about the football program now or my private life?

Like you've had any rebound ass...





Swahili Steve doesn't count.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on July 11, 2012, 10:28:52 PM
I've been in Jeff City MO for work this week (about 20 minutes from Columbia). A lot of talk on sports radio about Mizzou QB James Franklin as a sleeper heisman candidate. It's madness. And the new big thing is for one person to say M-I-Z and then another random dumbass say S-E-C.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on July 12, 2012, 06:22:28 AM
I've been in Jeff City MO for work this week (about 20 minutes from Columbia). A lot of talk on sports radio about Mizzou QB James Franklin as a sleeper heisman candidate. It's madness. And the new big thing is for one person to say M-I-Z and then another random dumbass say S-E-C.

I kind of almost feel sorry for them.  Then I realize they're just methed out trailer trash and get on with my life.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Guardrail on July 12, 2012, 08:42:00 AM
I've been in Jeff City MO for work this week (about 20 minutes from Columbia). A lot of talk on sports radio about Mizzou QB James Franklin as a sleeper heisman candidate. It's madness.

Oct 13 against the Tide should put the kibosh on that talk...Hopefully he lives to tell the tale.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Passed on July 12, 2012, 08:48:06 AM
Oct 13 against the Tide should put the kibosh on that talk...Hopefully he lives to tell the tale.

Pssshhh.  Everyone knows that Bama is weak against the spread.  Hell, the whole SEC is weak against it.  Everyone knows that.  Everyone.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: EastArkHog on July 12, 2012, 02:25:49 PM
I've been in Jeff City MO for work this week (about 20 minutes from Columbia). A lot of talk on sports radio about Mizzou QB James Franklin as a sleeper heisman candidate. It's madness. And the new big thing is for one person to say M-I-Z and then another random dumbass say S-E-C.

Bless they're little retarded hearts, after a full sec schedule this year they will be lucky to field a team at the end of the year...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on July 12, 2012, 03:56:26 PM
Watching Mizzou this year is going to be so much fun. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on July 12, 2012, 04:06:53 PM
Almost as much fun as watching ol Hoot burn Oxfart to the ground!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jose Papoopoo on July 12, 2012, 04:18:31 PM
Almost as much fun as watching ol Hoot burn Oxfart to the ground!

Ummm, you do realize Hootie was canned at Ole Mrs. right??  ;D
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: PigHair on July 12, 2012, 05:14:41 PM
Ummm, you do realize Hootie was canned at Ole Mrs. right??  ;D

I'm pretty sure he was referring to the past four years of glory that he coached them.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on July 12, 2012, 08:16:12 PM
Ummm, you do realize Hootie was canned at Ole Mrs. right??  ;D

He may be like me...
I consider that fire to be still burning.  In Mississippi.
A Mississippi Burning. Hoot won't be gone until that place is on the upswing, at least for me, and it looks like his ghost is going to haunt them longer than Medger Evers.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on July 13, 2012, 07:33:59 AM
Ummm, you do realize Hootie was canned at Ole Mrs. right??  ;D

Did i really need to add a'was' at the end, if so i humbly apologise.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jose Papoopoo on July 13, 2012, 07:51:58 AM
Did i really need to add a'was' at the end, if so i humbly apologise.

I'm fairly slow so yes, yes you do.  Screen door.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Porkahontas on July 15, 2012, 01:54:02 PM
Rumor in these parts is that, instead of a trophy for the winner of the Arkansas/Mizzou game, the loser will be forced to take both the Missouri bootheel and Mississippi County each year.
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BigEarn on July 15, 2012, 02:39:34 PM

I agree with Alpha, but even if I did trust Mr. Integrity to do a quality search, who would you hire that is as good as the guy we just fired. There's maybe two coaches I would put on BP's level and they ain't leaving where they are currently employed. I hope I'm wrong, but my guess is in 5 yrs will all be saying why the phuck did we fire Petrino (after Long has left for a better gig I might add).   :suicide:

I said that earlier. It is going to be miserable when we are back to Dale type mediocrity, Petrino is kicking ass somewhere and Long has left for a better gig.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on July 15, 2012, 06:52:00 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/38516/introducing-missouri-to-its-new-sec-friends

Friends, today is the day.

Mizzou officially announced its move from the Texas League to the SEC last November, but Tuesday we'll make the move official on our blog network.

Mizzou will now officially be a member of the SEC blog and move off the Texas League blog. We'll have a full day of posts Tuesday commemorating, debating and celebrating, but we'll kick things off the right way: with an introduction.

Texas League blogger David Ubben introduces the SEC to its newest member on the blog with a Q&A with SEC blogger Edward Aschoff.

Edward Aschoff: Once the Texas A&M talks with the SEC heated up, Missouri's name was thrown right in. It wasn't much of a secret the Tigers would join, but what was your reaction to Missouri joining the SEC?

David Ubben: It's a complicated one. This move has so many facets to it. In terms of stability, I totally understand. When Texas, Texas Tech, Oklahoma and Oklahoma State started looking west at forming the Pac-16 for the second consecutive year, Mizzou knew it didn't want to have to wonder where it's future league home was going to be. The summer of 2010, when it looked like Mizzou, Kansas, Kansas State, Iowa State and Baylor were going to be left out of these new "super-conferences," was scary for the Tigers. A move to the SEC, above all, ensures those conversations won't have to occur anymore.

A ticket to the SEC became possible. The Tigers chased it and caught it.

Well, now they're here. Fans are going to have to travel a long way to see road games. The recruiting game is going to be vastly different, and much more cutthroat, perhaps a world the Tigers are a bit unfamiliar with.

This season, they were right outside the national top 25 in recruiting, but that ranked ninth in the SEC. The bar has been raised. The big question is can Missouri clear it and be a successful program in the long run?

By signing Dorial Green-Beckham, the Missouri Tigers showed the school can attract top recruits.EA: Travel will be really interesting. Columbia, Mo., is almost 900 miles away from the other Columbia in South Carolina, and Gainesville, Fla., is more than 1,000 miles away. Talk about Delta miles. Missouri won't have to worry about filling opposing fans' ticket allotments, because SEC fans travel well. So when these fans get on campus, what are some of the new traditions they'll be exposed to from the Missouri faithful?

DU: Good question. There are teams with stronger traditions in the Texas League, but Mizzou's are solid.

The most evident one will be the Rock M at the North end of Faurot Field. Every August, Missouri adds a few rocks, and the university's freshmen offer a fresh coat of paint to keep it looking fresh, which it always does.

For the biggest games, the Rock M and the field surrounding it will be packed with fans. Lately, the Tigers have had a few big wins to celebrate with ripped-up goalposts. Wins over Oklahoma and Nebraska come to mind. When that happens, those goalposts are toted up that field and carried almost a mile to Harpo's, a bar downtown, where fans will cut them up and take home a piece.

If Bama goes down in Columbia next season, the Tide fans will see that up close and personal.

During the game, you'll get a taste of the “Missouri Waltz,” which is a pretty recognizable song featuring the fans waving their arms to the music.

They'll also get to meet Truman the Tiger, who treks around the track surrounding the field in a fire truck before the game with a hose to spray fans on hot days.

Faurot Field only seats a little more than 70,000 fans, but it's a solid atmosphere more often than not. It won't wow many folks, but it has a very unique feel, and the stadium is set into the ground, so it feels a little underground, too.

EA: I also hear homecoming is a pretty big deal in Columbia. Let's hit the team a little. Some guy named Dorial Green-Beckham signed with Missouri, and from all accounts he's a pretty big deal. The Tigers return a couple of solid receivers to help James Franklin, but Green-Beckham might really be special. How big was that pickup and how do you think he'll be used in the Tigers' offense this fall?

DU: Ah yes, how could I forget?

You want to be wowed by Mizzou? Come to campus during homecoming weekend and check out house decorations. I've seen plenty on several campuses in my day. None top Mizzou.

The DGB signing might honestly be bigger off the field than it is on it. He signifies that if you're one of the nation's top recruits, you don't have to go to somewhere like Alabama, LSU, Oklahoma or Texas. It's OK to go somewhere in-state or somewhere you feel comfortable.

Most importantly, you can go to Mizzou, and DGB will vouch for that.

On the field, I don't think you can expect him to walk in and be a game changer. The SEC is a lot different than Missouri high school football. That said, I'd be surprised if he had fewer than 40 catches this season, and of course, he has the potential to become one of the best receivers this game has ever seen.

That idea is kind of crazy to think about. Mizzou's offense will give him a chance to fulfill that potential.

EA: Well, the guy throwing the ball to DGB ain't so bad. We saw quite a bit of Franklin last season, and he was pretty impressive running and throwing, but this is the big league. SEC defenses prevent shootouts. So how do you see Franklin adjusting to all that speed on defense? And I might as well put you on the spot and see how you think Missouri will do in its first season in the SEC. What's your prediction, David?

DU: I think he's well-suited for the SEC, really. He doesn't get his yards on the ground with a lot of speed. He's really instinctive and runs when he should run. He does it with power and a great feel for creases in the offensive line and some nice wiggle that makes it hard to lay a good knock on him like SEC defenses will want to do.

Mizzou's production will dip a bit, but I still think the Tigers' offense will be effective.

As for my pick for the Tigers in Year 1? Nine wins. Second place in the SEC East. Not a bad first season, eh?
Hey Dave and Ed! Vegas says Mizzou over/under on wins is only 6.5. Load up on the over and make a bundle, eh?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on July 15, 2012, 08:00:05 PM
Hey Dave and Ed! Vegas says Mizzou over/under on wins is only 6.5. Load up on the over and make a bundle, eh?

They beat Kentucky and maybe Go-ja but that's it in the SEC.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on July 17, 2012, 06:22:18 PM
Copied from the Tweeters at SEC Media days today: Mizzou WR TJMoe said he thinks he'll do to SEC defenses what he did vs. Texas League defenses. "People talk about how good SEC defenses are but don't take into account how good Texas League offenses are."

Mizzou's T.J. Moe on SEC: "It’s not all 12 teams who are dominating everybody. It’s one or two. The rest are kind of… average."

Delusional ya think? Wake up call Sept 8 vs Georgia.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on July 17, 2012, 06:50:09 PM
Copied from the Tweeters at SEC Media days today: Mizzou WR TJMoe said he thinks he'll do to SEC defenses what he did vs. Texas League defenses. "People talk about how good SEC defenses are but don't take into account how good Texas League offenses are."

Mizzou's T.J. Moe on SEC: "It’s not all 12 teams who are dominating everybody. It’s one or two. The rest are kind of… average."

Delusional ya think? Wake up call Sept 8 vs Georgia.

 :maundoed: 64th in passing and they only beat eaTme and Texass of the significant Texas League members. They got beat by lOser U, lOser State U, Purple Kitties, and the Baptists.

 Yeah, this will be interesting.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on July 17, 2012, 06:55:20 PM
Adam Kramer ‏@KegsnEggs
Oh... this won't end well. MT @Steve_Walentik Gary Pinkel on Joe Paterno: 'You can't take away the greatness of this man'
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ham Malone on July 19, 2012, 01:43:31 PM
The Kansas City Star has taken to writing about the burgeoning Arkansas-Mizzou rivalry on an almost weekly basis.  They are typically as badly written as this one is, including a well thought out snippet involving us probably hiring Gus when JLS leaves.

http://www.kansascity.com/2012/07/18/3712229/mizzou-will-wait-before-getting.html#storylink=omni_popular
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Stephen Colboar on July 19, 2012, 01:46:05 PM
:maundoed: 64th in passing and they only beat eaTme and Texass of the significant Texas League members. They got beat by lOser U, lOser State U, Purple Kitties, and the Baptists.

 Yeah, this will be interesting.

I have no idea what this is.



UGA has those DB's that will be out for the Mizzou game... that bodes well for Mizzou, they could easily win that one.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on July 19, 2012, 03:29:18 PM
I have no idea what this is.



UGA has those DB's that will be out for the Mizzou game... that bodes well for Mizzou, they could easily win that one.

I was commenting on how he thinks the Misery offense will fair against the SEC defenses from Ty Webb. They ranked 64th in passing last season and only beat two prominent Texas League members.

Quote from: Ty Webb on July 17, 2012, 06:22:18 PM
Quote
Copied from the Tweeters at SEC Media days today: Mizzou WR TJMoe said he thinks he'll do to SEC defenses what he did vs. Texas League defenses. "People talk about how good SEC defenses are but don't take into account how good Texas League offenses are."

Mizzou's T.J. Moe on SEC: "It’s not all 12 teams who are dominating everybody. It’s one or two. The rest are kind of… average."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on July 25, 2012, 12:35:30 PM
Another good LOL moment at Misery's expense

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w&feature=g-u-u

120-68. 52 points. And it wasn't even that close
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Micky O'Boarke on July 25, 2012, 01:17:22 PM
Bring back Slobber Hog
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on July 25, 2012, 07:01:36 PM
Another good LOL moment at Misery's expense

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w&feature=g-u-u

120-68. 52 points. And it wasn't even that close

Thank you for posting that.  I had to look up the box score.  We "only" made 20 three pointers although it seemed like 50.  They had 27 turnovers and WE SCORED 75 POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Joe Swine on July 25, 2012, 07:08:43 PM
Norm reactivated Jevon Crudup for that game after a suspension for some petty but despicable crime. 

First real game in BW.  We lit into them like a windmill in a tornado.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on July 25, 2012, 07:18:41 PM
I believe that game was on a Monday.  I didn't get my voice back until Thursday after that game.  That was the loudest I remember BWA, including the '95 or '99 Kentucky games.  Great times.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on July 25, 2012, 08:39:37 PM
Still have my student hang tag
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ElvisHog on July 25, 2012, 09:48:56 PM
Thank you for posting that.  I had to look up the box score.  We "only" made 20 three pointers although it seemed like 50.  They had 27 turnovers and WE SCORED 75 POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF.

That's making a fucking point. 75 points in the second half is more than keeping your foot on their neck. That's rolling them over and curbstomping them. I hope Anderson some day has this team where they can score that in a half. Either one....I'm not picky.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on July 25, 2012, 10:02:05 PM
Still have my student hang tag
But do you have the giant laminated ticket from the opening game of BWA vs Scott Edgar and Murray St? I still do.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on July 25, 2012, 10:44:09 PM
I believe that game was on a Monday.  I didn't get my voice back until Thursday after that game.  That was the loudest I remember BWA, including the '95 or '99 Kentucky games.  Great times.

Yeah it was a Monday. Like they said in the beginning of that video, all we did was make Barnhill into a bigger arena. We rained 3's on their asses and they literally had ZERO answer for our offense or defense. Another game I'd throw into the "loudest" game debate is Auburn of '99. To me at least, that was the loudest I have ever heard BWA. But of course it may have been because our seats were the best I ever had. Either way, I hope Mike can bring us back to the "sellout crowds every game" time. I love Razorback football games as much as anyone. But to me you cannot beat a packed and frenzied Bud Walton Arena. Nothing more fun than that.

What's crazy also is that Mizz went undefeated in the Big 8 that year.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Old Dirty Boarstard on July 25, 2012, 10:56:33 PM
I believe that game was on a Monday.  I didn't get my voice back until Thursday after that game.  That was the loudest I remember BWA, including the '95 or '99 Kentucky games.  Great times.


I still say the loudest the Bud ever got was Auburn in 99. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: flash23 on July 25, 2012, 10:56:52 PM
But do you have the giant laminated ticket from the opening game of BWA vs Scott Edgar and Murray St? I still do.  :thumbup:
My dad was at that game and kept his tickets. Found them in his desk after he passed a couple of years ago, and my mom put one in a frame for me for Christmas. Pretty cool looking.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on July 25, 2012, 11:33:29 PM
My dad was at that game and kept his tickets. Found them in his desk after he passed a couple of years ago, and my mom put one in a frame for me for Christmas. Pretty cool looking.
Mine is in a frame as well.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on July 26, 2012, 03:37:12 AM
What's crazy also is that Mizz went undefeated in the Big 8 that year.

They also made it to the Elite 8 that year (they still haven't made it to a Final Four though).
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on July 26, 2012, 06:30:52 AM
That's making a fricking point. 75 points in the second half is more than keeping your foot on their neck. That's rolling them over and curbstomping them. I hope Anderson some day has this team where they can score that in a half. Either one....I'm not picky.

Here's the link (http://www.hogstats.com/boxscore.php?date=1993-12-02) to the box score.

The more I look at it, the more I'm amazed.  We made almost as many threes as free throws, and in fact shot a higher percentage from behind the arc.

We had SEVEN players score in double figures and Scotty Thurman led the way, but with only 18.  Talk about balance.

When you let Elmer Martin drop a three, you know it's a bad night for your D.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on July 26, 2012, 07:02:20 AM
When you let Elmer Martin drop a three, you know it's a bad night for your D.

What does it mean when he drops a deuce?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on July 26, 2012, 07:08:51 AM
What does it mean when he drops a deuce?
Shit's goin' down.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on July 26, 2012, 10:56:18 AM
What does it mean when he drops a deuce?

Ask Norm Stewart, cause he felt it up close and personal that night.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on August 01, 2012, 02:05:16 PM
Tiger Town block party has been canceled because of insufficient funds. It was set to take place before for two home games – Georgia and Alabama.

Event organizer Gerg Steinhoff said Tiger Town would have needed several hundred thousand dollars it didn’t have and more time to make it happen.

“For an event this size, it’s not hard to see all these items are necessary and add up quickly,” Steinhoff said.

“In order to do this right, you need to assemble sponsorship information at least six months in advance,” he said. “We’re asking just a couple months before the event, but people have already committed their marketing budgets.”

However, Tiger fans, do not be dismayed because Tiger Town is on the schedule for next year, and organizers have a year to plan in advance and raise the funds necessary.

I’m down for a block party in Columbia.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on August 08, 2012, 03:50:05 PM
This might leave a mark:

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2012/sec-feedback-bad-conference-expansion/
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on August 08, 2012, 04:19:11 PM
This might leave a mark:

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2012/sec-feedback-bad-conference-expansion/

Quote
I did an experiment with three people where I named a college football program and ask them to say the first thing that comes to mind. I said Florida and they all said, “Tebow!” I say Alabama and they all said, “Bear Bryant!” All three times the questions ended at Missouri after the person goes into a blank stare and eventually drifts into a Terri Schiavo-like drooling state. Eventually I decided I should probably stop the experiment. Missouri was literally boring people to death.

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogtired on August 08, 2012, 06:47:37 PM
Read on the twatters they've sold 45k season tux and lost 2 OL today. Let the beat down commence!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: tbaker/// on August 09, 2012, 10:51:50 AM
I went there for two years and couldn't tell you who was the quarterback.

There was no reason for me to see the first game played at night IN 1992.

Still, you could buy a bottle of whiskey at the grocery store on a Sunday. They got us on that one.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: gambler on August 09, 2012, 01:48:47 PM

Still, you could buy a bottle of whiskey at the grocery store on a Sunday. They got us on that one.
If you had to root for their football team, you'd want whiskey on a daily basis, too.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Passed on August 09, 2012, 01:51:11 PM
If you had to root for their football team, you'd want whiskey on a daily basis, too.

Wait... so you're saying that people actually root for them?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: gambler on August 09, 2012, 01:55:06 PM
Wait... so you're saying that people actually root for them?
Yes, in fact, some of them have already ordered their SEC East championship shirts.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Passed on August 09, 2012, 02:03:48 PM
Yes, in fact, some of them have already ordered their SEC East championship shirts.

Oh, you were including people committed to mental institutions.  Makes more sense, now.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on August 09, 2012, 02:29:16 PM
Yes, in fact, some of them have already ordered their SEC East championship shirts.
.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on August 09, 2012, 03:58:57 PM
Yes, in fact, some of them have already ordered their SEC East championship shirts.

The did play in the always competitive Big 12 North and won it quite frequently...nevermind.  The SEC will be a cake walk.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jackie Treehorn on August 09, 2012, 09:06:42 PM

Still, you could buy a bottle of whiskey at the grocery store on a Sunday. They got us on that one.

Springdale is doing it's best to keep up with Missouri.  There's a petition out to allow Sunday package liquor sales in the city.  Probably trying to catch some windfall of business when they lose the business from Benton County.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on August 10, 2012, 09:41:13 AM
Springdale is doing it's best to keep up with Missouri.  There's a petition out to allow Sunday package liquor sales in the city.  Probably trying to catch some windfall of business when they lose the business from Benton County.

Probably because Tontitown just turned in their petitions for Sunday sales and it will be on the ballot in November.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on August 10, 2012, 09:44:46 AM
Probably because Tontitown just turned in their petitions for Sunday sales and it will be on the ballot in November.

and it will be glorious only having to drive 10 minutes to buy on sundays
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on August 10, 2012, 09:50:13 AM
and it will be glorious only having to drive 10 minutes to buy on sundays

Tontitown, you are our only fucking hope.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: RiverRat on August 10, 2012, 10:15:09 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/gary-pinkel-shoos-exercising-coeds-away-mizzou-practice-151740178--ncaaf.html
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on August 11, 2012, 09:04:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKvq6FVBMBk&feature=related
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: RedRiverHog on August 15, 2012, 06:02:59 PM
Pretty funny from TD'ings


Bama fan
Quote

    You guys are new around here so I'll give you a pass. But, just 4 short years ago, we were a "has been", "washed up", and would never return to our former glory. At least, that's what the Rant told me.

Mizz fan
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Dude, that is pretty offensive to come here and try to "relate" to me and preach to me about what it is to be a "true fan" who goes through hardship and struggle. YOU ARE A FUCKING BAMA FAN YOU NITWIT. Your sig line says it all. You know ABSOLUTELY JACK SHIT SQUAT about real hard times in college football.

As a Bamian you get to proclaim being best or near the best at many things in the realm of football. Good for you. But what you CANNOT have, DO NOT have, is the ability to portray yourself as a college equivalent of a Cubs fan, so gosh darn loyal to your little team and golly the rug always gets pulled out from under you but that's okay cuz you're a "born fan" and therefore you are a better fan than us cuz you know how to make it through the "tough times".

FUCK.

THAT.

SHIT.

You are talking to a fucker who grew up in Columbia Missouri in the 1980s and 1990s. 13 straight god damn mother fucking titty sucking LOSING SEASONs. We lost to national champ Colorado on FIFTH FUCKING DOWN. DO YOU GET THAT? The ref gave them FIVE DOWNS. Do you know what its like to sit in the nosebleeds in Columbia Missouri in November in 30 degree weather and watch your fucking 3-8 team in its 10th straight losing season pissing away a senior day game to fucking 4-7 Iowa State? YOU CAN RELATE TO THAT? FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF.

Ok I'm done. But seriously, fuck off with that shit. What you are saying to me in the above post is like Donald Trump telling a homeless amputee from Somalia that he can totally relate to him because this one time his room at the Ritz wasn't big enough and he didn't have a personal check handy to just buy the hotel and make a bigger one.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: asshat on August 15, 2012, 10:43:05 PM
quite strong
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: tbaker/// on August 16, 2012, 10:58:25 AM
To be fair, the nosebleeds in Columbia are at street level.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Porkahontas on August 16, 2012, 12:34:07 PM
To be fair, the nosebleeds in Columbia are at street level.

Depends on which rock you are sitting on in the end zone...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rocket_City_Hawg on August 16, 2012, 12:37:41 PM
That Mizz fan rant is almost Woopig worthy.  If he had just left out the gay Bamian thing and had worked in an Inbred Sister-Humping Retard comment somewhere in the conversation, he might possibly have acheived semi-OKness (it's still a Mizz fan after all).

He quite possibly could be the only Mizz fan that accepts the inevitable beat-downs coming their way.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boomer_sooie on August 16, 2012, 12:50:12 PM
I've never seen so many horrible rap videos come from one school.

http://youtu.be/PTjQoF4PHi8 (http://youtu.be/PTjQoF4PHi8)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Satch on August 16, 2012, 01:05:43 PM
I've never seen so many horrible rap videos come from one school.

http://youtu.be/PTjQoF4PHi8 (http://youtu.be/PTjQoF4PHi8)
I've learned that Mizzou is here to eat snacks and be mildly irritating?  Strong musical message.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: FueltoFire on August 16, 2012, 01:16:09 PM
I've learned that Mizzou is here to eat snacks and be mildly irritating?  Strong musical message.

Wouldn't be the first time Walt has crashed a party and taken cake from kids.  I thought he would be up ASU's ass with Gus, but apparently the cake is better at Mizz.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: FayettenamHog on August 16, 2012, 07:01:04 PM
I've never seen so many horrible rap videos come from one school.

http://youtu.be/PTjQoF4PHi8 (http://youtu.be/PTjQoF4PHi8)

Guess they didn't get much positive feedback.

Video was set to private.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mr A Ziffell on August 16, 2012, 08:25:02 PM
Mitch Hall says Fuck OlMs...I'm Mo....
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Porkahontas on August 17, 2012, 04:34:43 AM
Mitch Hall says Fuck OlMs...I'm Mo....

...because if you can't start or contend for playing time at Ole Mrs, you'll obviously have a much better chance at Mizzou. Would've maybe been better off Howlin' this year.

Anyone seen his brother Matt? I assumed he would follow Dale to CBS.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BigDavis on August 17, 2012, 09:30:21 AM
...because if you can't start or contend for playing time at Ole Mrs, you'll obviously have a much better chance at Mizzou. Would've maybe been better off Howlin' this year.

Anyone seen his brother Matt? I assumed he would follow Dale to CBS.

I think he's in jail
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on August 17, 2012, 12:36:55 PM
Tontitown, you are our only fricking hope.

There is another.

http://5newsonline.com/2012/08/15/springdale-verfies-sunday-liquor-sales-petition/ (http://5newsonline.com/2012/08/15/springdale-verfies-sunday-liquor-sales-petition/)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on August 17, 2012, 04:59:29 PM
There is another.

http://5newsonline.com/2012/08/15/springdale-verfies-sunday-liquor-sales-petition/ (http://5newsonline.com/2012/08/15/springdale-verfies-sunday-liquor-sales-petition/)

Niiiiiiiiice.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BASS on August 17, 2012, 08:18:39 PM
There is another.

http://5newsonline.com/2012/08/15/springdale-verfies-sunday-liquor-sales-petition/ (http://5newsonline.com/2012/08/15/springdale-verfies-sunday-liquor-sales-petition/)

surely to god one of them will pass it.  i'm a 2 min drive or less from 2 tontitown liquor stores and 3 springdale liquor stores and 1 gas station that sells the cheapest beer in nwa.  if harps gets their beer and wine license granted by the abc i'll have a 7th option.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on August 17, 2012, 11:05:47 PM
surely to god one of them will pass it.  i'm a 2 min drive or less from 2 tontitown liquor stores and 3 springdale liquor stores and 1 gas station that sells the cheapest beer in nwa.  if harps gets their beer and wine license granted by the abc i'll have a 7th option.

I have no doubt that Tontitown will pass it. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on August 18, 2012, 11:34:15 AM
There is another.

http://5newsonline.com/2012/08/15/springdale-verfies-sunday-liquor-sales-petition/ (http://5newsonline.com/2012/08/15/springdale-verfies-sunday-liquor-sales-petition/)

If this passes, it would be a good reason to move back to NW Arkansas from Texass.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on August 18, 2012, 12:39:20 PM
If this passes, it would be a good reason to move back to NW Arkansas from Texass.
You'd move 6 hours away, not because of hog games or family or friends or NWA is fucking awesome, but so that you don't have to plan ahead and buy booze a day early once a week?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on August 18, 2012, 01:01:23 PM
You'd move 6 hours away, not because of hog games or family or friends or NWA is fricking awesome, but so that you don't have to plan ahead and buy booze a day early once a week?

Ok, it is another reason to move back to NW Arkansas. :suicide:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on August 18, 2012, 01:21:13 PM
You can buy beer on Sunday but you have to drive 30 minutes to do it?  The tears.  They just aren't coming.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ElvisHog on August 18, 2012, 01:50:05 PM
So if you know that buying on Sunday is impossible...or at least a bit of a chore...why not prepare for Sunday on Saturday?

 ???
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on August 18, 2012, 02:02:57 PM
So if you know that buying on Sunday is impossible...or at least a bit of a chore...why not prepare for Sunday on Saturday?

 ???

My religion does not permit it.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on August 18, 2012, 04:32:10 PM
So if you know that buying on Sunday is impossible...or at least a bit of a chore...why not prepare for Sunday on Saturday?

 ???

plans are for the planners. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on August 18, 2012, 05:03:42 PM
So if you know that buying on Sunday is impossible...or at least a bit of a chore...why not prepare for Sunday on Saturday?

 ???
 

Give me convenience or give me death!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sliver72 on August 18, 2012, 08:40:32 PM
 

Give me convenience or give me death!
All this talk of beer...someone's gonna knock back, like, 16 of 'em and start up a fight.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogtired on August 18, 2012, 09:53:11 PM
Enjoying a ice cold Fat Tire right now watching Wyatt Earp
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on August 18, 2012, 09:57:15 PM
You can buy beer on Sunday but you have to drive 30 minutes to do it?  The tears.  They just aren't coming.
You just can't spare the moisture....
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DLog12 on August 27, 2012, 09:44:54 PM
RB Josey out for season

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8308548/missouri-tigers-henry-josey-season
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on August 28, 2012, 01:31:12 AM
RB Josey out for season

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8308548/missouri-tigers-henry-josey-season

He led the Tigers with 1,168 yards rushing in 10 games last year, with quarterback James Franklin finishing second with 981 yards.


That's gonna leave a mark.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TravelHog on August 28, 2012, 08:56:45 AM
RB Josey out for season

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8308548/missouri-tigers-henry-josey-season

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ROs8q6uIYAU/TdZrRMSZz6I/AAAAAAAAACE/mrz0_9o19lg/s1600/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on August 28, 2012, 12:20:19 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ROs8q6uIYAU/TdZrRMSZz6I/AAAAAAAAACE/mrz0_9o19lg/s1600/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)


"send it up there...Travelhog don't care
."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: likeupthisramp on August 28, 2012, 03:29:22 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ROs8q6uIYAU/TdZrRMSZz6I/AAAAAAAAACE/mrz0_9o19lg/s1600/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)
I believe in karma, I don't discuss a no-hitter, etc.  It's too bad to lose a good RB this close to the season....
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogtimate29 on August 28, 2012, 06:43:17 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ROs8q6uIYAU/TdZrRMSZz6I/AAAAAAAAACE/mrz0_9o19lg/s1600/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)
i think he's really hurt
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on August 28, 2012, 06:50:54 PM
i think he's really hurt

I said 'ha ha'
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on August 28, 2012, 06:59:23 PM
The important thing here is that MIZZOU is still going to be teh suxxor.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on August 28, 2012, 08:14:37 PM
The important thing here is that MIZZOU is still going to be teh suxxor.

It'll be their excuse this year
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on August 28, 2012, 08:15:49 PM
Most of their Oline is beat to hell or out.  The #1 RB is done, last years #1 is coming back from a leg injury.  Maybe DGB can play Left Tackle.  They are going to have a hard time.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on August 28, 2012, 08:17:33 PM
Most of their Oline is beat to hell or out.  The #1 RB is done, last years #1 is coming back from a leg injury.  Maybe DGB can play Left Tackle.  They are going to have a hard time.

While he passes the ball to himself.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on August 28, 2012, 08:19:31 PM
While he passes the ball to himself.

Hey now, they are about to introduce the Spread offense to the SEC! They don't have to prepare for us, we have to prepare for them! S-E-C-M-I-Z!   :rainbow:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on August 28, 2012, 09:10:21 PM
Hey now, they are about to introduce the Spread offense to the SEC! They don't have to prepare for us, we have to prepare for them! S-E-C-M-I-Z!   :rainbow:

The is the perfect time to introduce the A-11 offense or maybe just run the Annexation of Purto Rico every down.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on August 28, 2012, 09:34:24 PM
Hey now, they are about to introduce the Spread offense to the SEC!

How could I forget? I love introductions like that. Reminds me of the time the light bulb introduced itself to the mouse trap.

(http://gifs.gifbin.com/032011/1300711738_lightbulb-vs-mouse-trap.gif)

Good times.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on August 28, 2012, 09:37:35 PM
Most of their Oline is beat to hell or out.  The #1 RB is done, last years #1 is coming back from a leg injury.  Maybe DGB can play Left Tackle.  They are going to have a hard time.

DGB is still playing tight end/ H-back I think. 

Meanwhile Mekale McKay, the guy who got DGB's scholarship, is starting at WR for a team with a quarterback who can throw the ball over twenty yards. 

I'm sure it's just because M I Z S E C is loaded at receiver though. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on August 28, 2012, 09:58:20 PM
It'll be their excuse this year

That's exactly the reason Pinkel waited to announce this until now.  Josey did not re-injure his knee this Fall.  This is the same injury he suffered last year in November. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on August 28, 2012, 10:14:52 PM
Well shit, from what I've been reading Mizz is gonna play the Faggies for the SEC championship. We are all fucked.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on August 29, 2012, 06:30:59 AM
DGB is still playing tight end/ H-back I think. 

I thought Hootie was working for CBS or some shit.  Pinkel finally go full Smiff and get fired?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on August 29, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
DGB is still playing tight end/ H-back I think. 

Meanwhile Mekale McKay, the guy who got DGB's scholarship, is starting at WR for a team with a quarterback who can throw the ball over twenty yards. 

I'm sure it's just because M I Z S E C is loaded at receiver though.

I think they have him listed at 2nd team slot WR now on a depth chart released this week.

I was hoping to see him try to block one of Bama's DEs.

I would LOVE to see McKay lead all freshman WRs in the SEC in receiving.  That would be a sick burn on DGB and Mizzou if his 2-star last minute replacement at Arkansas showed him up.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on August 29, 2012, 01:50:55 PM
Another one has surfaced

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E8mUxELNY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E8mUxELNY)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: shithead on August 29, 2012, 01:59:27 PM
Another one has surfaced

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E8mUxELNY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E8mUxELNY)

God damn. What the fuck is wrong with these morons ?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Guardrail on August 29, 2012, 02:05:07 PM
What is the fascination with all the dramatics and singing songs to a football conference? I know they're full of piss and vinegar about it and the handjobbery that it entails I guess, but settle down. They are acting like the new guy at an orgy with a room full of porn stars. You're excited, we get it. Now sit over there and watch a bit before you hurt yourself.

And hangin your hat on a few victories over the last 40 years? Meh. Ok.   
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on August 29, 2012, 02:33:06 PM
We may have to kick Missouri and A&M out if they don't stop with the  :rainbow: music videos.

Missouri has some good players.  The kid that was the #1 RB going into last year that broke his leg will be the #1 this year.  Franklin is a very good QB.  TJ Moe, Marcus Lucas and Beckham are good WR's.  Even if healthy, their OL and DL are weak for the SEC, add in that both lines are beat up and that is trouble.


INJURED – OUT
18 Wesley Leftwich – 6-1, 200, RSFr. (WR)
20 Henry Josey – 5-10, 190, Jr., 2L (TB)
53 Travis Ruth – 6-2, 295, Sr., 2L (LG)-Starter
75 Jack Meiners – 6-6, 310, Sr., 3L (RG)-Starter

INJURED – DOUBTFUL
1 Kip Edwards – 6-1, 200, Sr., 3L (CB)
9 Braylon Webb – 6-0, 210, So., 1L (FS)
INJURED – OUT FOR SEASON
62 Taylor Chappell – 6-5, 290, RSFr. (RT)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on August 29, 2012, 02:36:15 PM
What is the fascination with all the dramatics and singing songs to a football conference? I know they're full of piss and vinegar about it and the handjobbery that it entails I guess, but settle down. They are acting like the new guy at an orgy with a room full of porn stars. You're excited, we get it. Now sit over there and watch a bit before you hurt yourself.

And hangin your hat on a few victories over the last 40 years? Meh. Ok.

That's actually never happened to me before.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on August 29, 2012, 03:06:59 PM
Another one has surfaced

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E8mUxELNY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E8mUxELNY)

This was promising until I realized they didn't mean bound as in bound and gagged and porkula'd.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on August 29, 2012, 03:50:52 PM
That shit is gayer than Kenny Chesney and Randy Travis at a homo parade.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on August 29, 2012, 03:51:32 PM
That shit is gayer than Kenny Chesney and Randy Clay Travis at a homo parade.
Fix't
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hawg Heffner on August 29, 2012, 04:03:22 PM
Aww SNAP! Pinkle HAS gone and done a Hootie to DGB.  Hope that TE thing works out for you.

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/miss/sports/m-footbl/auto_pdf/2012-13/depth_chart_event/depth_chart.pdf
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hog Jordan on August 29, 2012, 04:09:50 PM
from a mizzou fan on SECRant:

Quote
DGB's listed behind TE Eric Waters at the Y position. In our sets that call for a TE, Waters will be the guy. In our four WR sets, which we will probably run most of the year, DGB will be the guy.

In our offense, the first reads on most passing plays are the two inside receivers: the Y and the H. It makes sense to put DGB at the Y because that is where he will get the most looks. He has mainly been lining up at the Y and then moving outside for fades and such in the red zone.


also they said DGB has been the most consistent WR preseason and was running with the 1s by the end of camp.  the kid is gonna be good.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on August 29, 2012, 04:25:14 PM
Another one has surfaced

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E8mUxELNY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E8mUxELNY)

I know it's difficult, but everyone needs to make it to the 2:46 mark.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: WPFM on August 29, 2012, 07:17:29 PM
Another one has surfaced

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E8mUxELNY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4E8mUxELNY)

Holy Savior Christ on a Sybian.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on August 29, 2012, 07:29:34 PM
Real red necks take the boat off the trailer and drag it around with their four wheeler while drunk, stoned, and slightly nekkid. This way you can go through ponds and shit.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on August 30, 2012, 08:29:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EIC_Z51prI&feature=watch_response


Has this been posted yet?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DrMongoose on August 30, 2012, 03:35:24 PM
judas priest, that's enough to put their ass to the curb right now.

they have no clue as to the prison cell block soap in a sock beatdown they are about to receive.

good lord, they're making Mississippi State look like MIT
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on August 30, 2012, 10:23:18 PM
I know it's difficult, but everyone needs to make it to the 2:46 mark.

"In 1978, we were not that bad.." Good Grief. At least the wimmens looked decent.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BigDavis on August 30, 2012, 10:34:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EIC_Z51prI&feature=watch_response


Has this been posted yet?



Nice attempt at a dis on Arkansas

http://youtu.be/-vMfqosdDbY
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on September 03, 2012, 05:21:57 PM
First TJ Moe now Sheldon Richardson.  I hope UGA brings the wood this week...

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/blog/eye-on-college-football/20035815/mizzou-dt-richardson-calls-georgia-offense-old-man-football


Missouri DT Sheldon Richardson says Georgia plays 'old-man football'

By Jerry Hinnen | Blogger

September 3, 2012 12:28 pm ET
 
You might think that as the new kids on the SEC's block, Missouri's players would be a bit cautious about handing their opponents some bulletin-board material. Tiger defensive tackle Sheldon Richardson, however, wants to let you know you'd think wrong.

With his team's hotly anticipated SEC debut against Georgia on deck for this Saturday, Richardson was asked by the Columbia Daily Tribune if he'd watched the Bulldogs' ho-hum 45-23 win over Buffalo.

"I watched that game. I turned it off, too," Richardson said. "It's* like watching Big Ten football. It's old-man football."

That will no doubt be news to the Bulldogs (partciularly given that between Aaron Murray's repeated attempts to go deep and Todd Gurley's big plays, creating offensive excitement was far from Georgia's problem). And we're not sure many people would find the Tigers' 62-10 annihilation of outmanned FCS opponent Southeastern Louisiana appointment viewing, either.

But that wasn't all Richardson had to say about the upcoming showdown.

"If we execute," he said, "nobody in this league can touch us. Period."

Forgive us the old meme, but we wonder if more of Missouri's future SEC opponents -- and one in particular headed to Columbia Oct. 13 -- might have something to say about that:



In the end, Richardson's comments won't actually have any effect on Saturday's game--as the old saying goes, if the Bulldogs needed something like this to sharpen their focus or raise their motivation, they weren't preparing correctly anyway.

But if Georgia does come away from Faurot Field with the victory -- especially one in which Murray and Co. use their "old man" approach to hang a gaudy number on the Mizzou defense -- we strongly suspect Richardson's going to hear about it.

*According to Missouri student newspaper The Maneater, Richardson was applying these comments to watching the entire SEC--not just Georgia. Since those comments were in response to watching Georgia's game in particular, though, that doesn't seem to change his opinion of the Dawgs.

Tags: Aaron Murray, Sheldon Richardson, Todd Gurley, Alabama Crimson Tide, Buffalo Bulls, Georgia Bulldogs, Missouri Tigers, NCAAF
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on September 03, 2012, 07:01:13 PM
First TJ Moe now Sheldon Richardson.  I hope UGA brings the wood this week...

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/blog/eye-on-college-football/20035815/mizzou-dt-richardson-calls-georgia-offense-old-man-football


Missouri DT Sheldon Richardson says Georgia plays 'old-man football'

By Jerry Hinnen | Blogger

September 3, 2012 12:28 pm ET
 
You might think that as the new kids on the SEC's block, Missouri's players would be a bit cautious about handing their opponents some bulletin-board material. Tiger defensive tackle Sheldon Richardson, however, wants to let you know you'd think wrong.

With his team's hotly anticipated SEC debut against Georgia on deck for this Saturday, Richardson was asked by the Columbia Daily Tribune if he'd watched the Bulldogs' ho-hum 45-23 win over Buffalo.

"I watched that game. I turned it off, too," Richardson said. "It's* like watching Big Ten football. It's old-man football."

That will no doubt be news to the Bulldogs (partciularly given that between Aaron Murray's repeated attempts to go deep and Todd Gurley's big plays, creating offensive excitement was far from Georgia's problem). And we're not sure many people would find the Tigers' 62-10 annihilation of outmanned FCS opponent Southeastern Louisiana appointment viewing, either.

But that wasn't all Richardson had to say about the upcoming showdown.

"If we execute," he said, "nobody in this league can touch us. Period."

Forgive us the old meme, but we wonder if more of Missouri's future SEC opponents -- and one in particular headed to Columbia Oct. 13 -- might have something to say about that:



In the end, Richardson's comments won't actually have any effect on Saturday's game--as the old saying goes, if the Bulldogs needed something like this to sharpen their focus or raise their motivation, they weren't preparing correctly anyway.

But if Georgia does come away from Faurot Field with the victory -- especially one in which Murray and Co. use their "old man" approach to hang a gaudy number on the Mizzou defense -- we strongly suspect Richardson's going to hear about it.

*According to Missouri student newspaper The Maneater, Richardson was applying these comments to watching the entire SEC--not just Georgia. Since those comments were in response to watching Georgia's game in particular, though, that doesn't seem to change his opinion of the Dawgs.

Tags: Aaron Murray, Sheldon Richardson, Todd Gurley, Alabama Crimson Tide, Buffalo Bulls, Georgia Bulldogs, Missouri Tigers, NCAAF

Fuck Missouri. I'm rooting against them every game. I hope UGA hangs 60 on them. And when Bama comes to town I hope they take their vengeance out on Mizz for losing to us so badly. Fuck em all
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on September 03, 2012, 09:03:42 PM
Fuck Missouri. I'm rooting against them every game. I hope UGA hangs 60 on them. And when Bama comes to town I hope they take their vengeance out on Mizz for losing to us so badly. Fuck em all

^

If they played  :notexas:, I'd pull for  :notexas:. That's how much I hope they lose this year.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Gin on September 03, 2012, 09:05:10 PM
frick Missouri. I'm rooting against them every game. I hope UGA hangs 60 on them. And when Bama comes to town I hope they take their vengeance out on Mizz for losing to us so badly. frick em all
badass.......
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on September 03, 2012, 09:43:29 PM
Fuck Missouri. I'm rooting against them every game. I hope UGA hangs 60 on them. And when Bama comes to town I hope they take their vengeance out on Mizz for losing to us so badly. Fuck em all

Lol if you think we're gonna rape Bama...we might win but it's going be a close game if we do. When has Saban gotten his ass kicked in the last four years? Heck, when has Saban gotten his ass kicked period?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Old Dirty Boarstard on September 04, 2012, 12:49:12 AM
When has Saban gotten his ass kicked in the last four years? Heck, when has Saban gotten his ass kicked period?

I checked, and he has never lost by more than 14 at Bama. He's only lost by more than a touchdown on 3 occasions. His other 9 losses at Bama are by 7 points or less.  6 of his losses were in his first year there (2007) but all were within a touchdown or less.

Florida by 11 in 2008
Utah by 14 in 2008
South Carolina by 14 in 2010

You have to go all the way back to 2004 where Georgia beat his LSU team 45-16.

He got his ass kicked repeatedly in Miami though.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on September 04, 2012, 10:18:00 AM
Lol if you think we're gonna rape Bama...we might win but it's going be a close game if we do. When has Saban gotten his ass kicked in the last four years? Heck, when has Saban gotten his ass kicked period?

 ::)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on September 04, 2012, 10:26:43 AM
I'm looking forward to rooting against Missou and TAMU almost as much as rooting for us this weekend.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on September 04, 2012, 10:34:31 AM
I'm looking forward to rooting against Missou and TAMU almost as much as rooting for us this weekend.
Agreed. I don't like Georgia or Florida and always enjoy them losing, but I'll be rooting for both this weekend. I hope Mizzou gets shut out, although I fear Georgia's defense might be a bit overrated.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on September 04, 2012, 10:58:10 AM
I'm looking forward to rooting against Missou and TAMU almost as much as rooting for us this weekend.
Amen to this
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hognarok on September 04, 2012, 01:55:27 PM
I'm looking forward to rooting against Missou and TAMU almost as much as rooting for us this weekend.

I've been on the fence about the SEC expanding but in terms of giving me teams to actively hate, the expansion could not have done a better job.  If it had been Va. Tech, WVU, Clemson, or some other teams from the east then I would have cared about them as much as I care about Kentucky in football which is not a whole lot.  But the proximity, fan bases, etc. of both teams just makes me want to cheer against them and hope that the Hogs stomp them into the ground when they play them.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on September 04, 2012, 07:18:53 PM
Not sure if this was posted yet or not.  Bet that'll make them popular in Florida.

(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ntgAX4QXUW9gwRPzHacg4w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusncaafexperts/53877941395356531857589.jpg)

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/texas-m-billboard-claiming-annexation-goes-gainsville-while-153341421--ncaaf.html
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on September 04, 2012, 07:21:11 PM
Not sure if this was posted yet or not.  Bet that'll make them popular in Florida.

(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ntgAX4QXUW9gwRPzHacg4w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusncaafexperts/53877941395356531857589.jpg)

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/texas-m-billboard-claiming-annexation-goes-gainsville-while-153341421--ncaaf.html

Funded by Muschamp Inc.? Even Aggies aren't that stupid.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on September 04, 2012, 07:25:27 PM
Funded by Muschamp Inc.? Even Aggies aren't that stupid.

Article says some people think it was Texas.   :notexas:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: gambler on September 04, 2012, 07:31:18 PM
Funded by Muschamp Inc.? Even Aggies aren't that stupid.
(https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfH5Tg0hIQnEWNzznKjzyuYYsLu8RiMOQTXVz2FSHTJK1EHWq7nQ)
Don't bet on it.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on September 04, 2012, 07:39:16 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfH5Tg0hIQnEWNzznKjzyuYYsLu8RiMOQTXVz2FSHTJK1EHWq7nQ)
Don't bet on it.

Touché.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: slimswiney on September 04, 2012, 07:43:19 PM
Fuck tejas, a&m and every fuckin thing tejas.  I hate nothing more than a whorin, and a$m is a close second.  Misry is a pimple on the butt of the SEC.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on September 08, 2012, 12:58:59 PM
http://yfrog.com/g0h3xlkzj


Missouri not quiet understanding tailgaiting.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: clintcommander on September 08, 2012, 01:40:26 PM
http://yfrog.com/g0h3xlkzj


Missouri not quiet understanding tailgaiting.

That's brutal.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on September 08, 2012, 05:02:43 PM
http://yfrog.com/g0h3xlkzj


Missouri not quiet understanding tailgaiting.
Shhhhhhhh.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on September 08, 2012, 05:06:39 PM
That's brutal.

There was more people at the end of the LSU Ole Piss game last season
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on September 08, 2012, 05:26:07 PM
.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: RiverRat on September 08, 2012, 10:44:46 PM
41-20. Welcome to the SEC bitches.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Razorback Jedi on September 08, 2012, 10:47:53 PM
41-20. Welcome to the SEC bitches.

Might want to hold off on this welcome party for tonight.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on September 08, 2012, 10:57:05 PM
41-20. Welcome to the SEC bitches.

we're conga drummer in a league of Keith Moons.  MIZZ would annihilate our shit team.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on September 08, 2012, 11:04:50 PM
we're conga drummer in a league of Keith Moons.  MIZZ would annihilate our shit team.
 

If Hooty was a Steve Perry coach in a Bon Scott league then John El is a John Tesh.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on September 08, 2012, 11:45:39 PM
Damn it...we can't even laugh at LOL MIZZ anymore. This does suck. We might as well closer her down.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on September 08, 2012, 11:49:02 PM
Damn it...we can't even laugh at LOL MIZZ anymore.

Somehow I'm still able. Even I'm surprised.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on September 08, 2012, 11:50:02 PM
Somehow I'm still able. Even I'm surprised.

it's cause you're white and Gen X.  You still think there is irony.

the joke is on you.

maybe.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on September 08, 2012, 11:57:21 PM
it's cause you're white and Gen X.  You still think there is irony.

the joke is on you.

maybe.

Don't go making me think. Not tonight.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on September 12, 2012, 11:37:38 AM
By DAVE MATTER
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
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Missouri coaches are running low on options to fix their depleted offensive line, but for the linemen pressed into new roles, one course of action is not allowed.

No commiserating.

"We're not going to sit around here and cry in our beer and go, 'Oh, woe is us. We've got all these guys hurt and blah, blah, blah,' " co-offensive line coach Bruce Walker said yesterday. "No, we ain't going to do that. We're going to go out there and give great effort and battle and be physical. … And if it ain't good enough, it ain't good enough. But we're going to give it everything we've got."

That's the refurbished mantra for a group that's lost five players from its two-deep depth chart since the start of August. Sixth-year left tackle Elvis Fisher is the latest. The co-captain sprained the medial collateral ligament in his right knee in the second quarter of Saturday's 41-20 loss to Georgia, putting on hold his return from last year's season-ending left knee injury. There's a chance he could return this season, but the team is not projecting a timetable for his recovery. Fisher missed all of last season with a ruptured patellar tendon suffered in preseason camp. The latest injury wasn't severe enough to require surgery — just three intense rehab sessions every day, he said.

Now, it's Missouri's offensive line that needs repairs. The Tigers (1-1, 0-1 Southeastern Conference) were fortunate to have reshuffled their line in practice last week for a few series without Fisher.

The contingency plan had Justin Britt moved from right to left tackle — where he started every game last year in Fisher's absence — center Mitch Morse playing right tackle and backup center Brad McNulty, a redshirt freshman, in the middle. Freshman Evan Boehm and former walk-on Max Copeland stayed at left and right guard. That's the lineup Missouri used after Fisher limped off the field against Georgia, and the same group is expected to start Saturday against Arizona State (2-0). Britt owns 15 of the unit's 21 starts.

"You like to keep young guys in one spot and not move them as much," Walker said. "But you know, like my dad used to say: It ain't what you want that makes you fat; it's what you get. You know?"

For more than a decade, Missouri's center position was known for its continuity. Just four players started there from 1997-2010 –— Rob Riti (1997-99), A.J. Ricker (2000-03), Adam Spieker (2004-07) and Tim Barnes (2008-10) — but it's become a turnstile the last two years. McNulty will be MU's fourth starting center in the span of five games, going back to last season when Jayson Palmgren and Travis Ruth started the final two games, respectively.

In his second start Saturday, Morse was a mess, misfiring on several shotgun snaps, including one on the first possession that overshot quarterback James Franklin and nearly rolled into the end zone, a loss of 24 yards. Morse also was flagged twice for false starts.

Some of Missouri's linemen, Morse included, struggled staying composed early in the sold-out game.

"It wasn't like we were looking forward to this game for six days," Walker said. "We were looking forward to this game — and the whole state was looking forward to this game — for six months."

Despite the chaos up front, Missouri's offense was more productive after the line shakeup. The Tigers gained just 50 yards on 27 plays before Fisher left the game (1.9 yards per play) then, after reshuffling the line, scored 17 of their 20 points and picked up 321 yards on 53 plays (6.1 per play).

The coaches were especially impressed with McNulty, who snapped the ball flawlessly and didn't flinch when his shoe slipped off in the second half.

"He said, 'Screw it. I don't need it,' and he tossed it out," Copeland said. "That's the coolest thing I've ever seen."

Since early August, Missouri has also lost starting right guard Jack Meiners (sprained MCL), backup tackle Taylor Chappell (torn anterior cruciate ligament), guard Travis Ruth (torn triceps tendon) and guard Mark Hill, who ended his playing career after recovering from a blood clot.

Britt has just recently regained his mobility after missing most of preseason camp with a broken foot.

It's been a dreary few weeks, but Walker hasn't lost his humor.

"Obviously, someone's getting even with me and Coach Henson for dirty days in our past here lately," he joked.

But some rare good news could be on the way. There's a chance Meiners could be back to face Arizona State. He's considered questionable for Saturday.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aaron on September 12, 2012, 12:28:09 PM
I was really looking to enjoy Mizzou's beatdown this year, but after Saturday, I can't take much pleasure in it.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on September 12, 2012, 12:55:30 PM
I was really looking to enjoy Mizzou's beatdown this year, but after Saturday, I can't take much pleasure in it.

I just hope we end with a better record, or else all the shit-talking I'll have to endure will be heinous.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on September 12, 2012, 01:04:51 PM
I was really looking to enjoy Mizzou's beatdown this year, but after Saturday, I can't take much pleasure in it.
Shoot....Mizzou and aTm losing were pretty much the only part of last Saturday that I enjoyed.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ups_hog on September 12, 2012, 05:13:00 PM
Shoot....Mizzou and aTm losing were pretty much the only part of last Saturday that I enjoyed.

I enjoyed laughing at how shitty Auburn looked for a few hours.  Then our game happened.   :(
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: RazorbackDad on September 13, 2012, 10:51:25 AM
I'm glad we don't play them this year.

I'd hate to be the opponent of their first SEC victory.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 13, 2012, 12:04:43 PM
I'm glad we don't play them this year.

I'd hate to be the opponent of their first SEC victory.

We still could be.


Next year. :-X
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on September 13, 2012, 01:25:45 PM
After seeing them against GA, I'd predict Missouri will go 4-4 or 5-3 in the SEC this year.

That might be good enough for T-2nd in the East.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on September 13, 2012, 01:35:50 PM
After seeing them against GA, I'd predict Missouri will go 4-4 or 5-3 in the SEC this year.

That might be good enough for T-2nd in the East.

Both teams were way more fired up than their opponents, with that being their first SEC game.  Let's see how they do in October, when the novelty has worn off, and their O-linesman are dropping like flies and their quarterbacks are leaving the game with concussions and the stupid OC keeps calling pass plays when there's a heiselman candidate in the backfield with his thumb up his what was I talking about?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on September 13, 2012, 01:58:16 PM
Let's see how they do in October, when the novelty has worn off, and their O-linesman are dropping like flies

This is already happening and the Mizzou fans around me are seeing what I was talking about.  I told them its not what your 1st and 2nd string looks like, but what your 3rd and 4th does.  They don't have the depth.  Before the season started I told them they would beat Kentucky, possibly aTm (because each team will be playing with odds and ends), and I gave them a chance with Georgia due to the circumstances.  This year they go 2-6 in the SEC.  With the O Line they're starting this weekend I'd be all over Arizona State +7.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on September 13, 2012, 04:25:32 PM
East will be:
UGA
SC
Tenn
Fla
Mizzou
Vandy
Kentucky
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on September 13, 2012, 04:32:11 PM
East will be:
UGA
SC
Tenn
Fla
Mizzou
Vandy
Kentucky

Tenn
UGA
Florida
SC
Vandy
Mizzou
Kentucky
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on September 13, 2012, 04:49:45 PM
Tenn
UGA
Florida
SC
Vandy
Mizzou
Kentucky
Tennessee will beat Florida, but they'll lose to Georgia and Alabama, and probably South Carolina since Dooley will have long lost control by that point.

Georgia's schedule will let them win the SEC East, they basically just have to beat Tennessee, South Carolina and Florida which are all doable, and 2 of the three are at home.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on September 13, 2012, 05:44:22 PM
Tenn
UGA
Florida
SC
Vandy
Mizzou
Kentucky

Keep fuckin that chicken...  UT is much improved, but not that much. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on September 13, 2012, 09:43:13 PM
Keep fuckin that chicken...  UT is much improved, but not that much.

Well, it IS the east he's talkin 'bout.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on September 13, 2012, 10:36:35 PM
I wouldn't be surprised to see 5-3 win the East.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on September 13, 2012, 11:22:32 PM
Keep fuckin that chicken...  UT is much improved, but not that much.

Heard this a lot a couple of years ago when I picked SCar.

I'll stick with the moonpies.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: geohul on September 25, 2012, 10:27:09 AM
I've been watching the Titanic sink since 9/8 and hadn't kept up with how DGB was doing at Mizzou this season but so far he has been underwhelming.

4 games, 6 catches, 48 yards, and 0 TD.  Grumbling in their fan base, is that he is having trouble adjusting to big boy football and is very raw.     
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on September 25, 2012, 10:42:30 AM
I've been watching the Titanic sink since 9/8 and hadn't kept up with how DGB was doing at Mizzou this season but so far he has been underwhelming.

4 games, 6 catches, 48 yards, and 0 TD.  Grumbling in their fan base, is that he is having trouble adjusting to big boy football and is very raw.   

I don't see reason why there should be grumbling in their fanbase--other than getting skullfricked by GA and USCe.

I think it's peculiar that on TV, in the media guide, etc., his hometown is listed as STL rather than Springfield. That's been a big gripe around Springfield.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on September 25, 2012, 11:36:07 AM
I don't see reason why there should be grumbling in their fanbase--other than getting skullfricked by GA and USCe.


But...but...but they run the spread and the SEC has never seen that.  It'll take the SEC by storm with our slllloooowwww players that play Big 10 old man football.  TJ Moe will be the best receiver in the history of the SEC (so far 5 catches, 26 yards, and longest is 7 yards).  Now they are just fighting on whom should be thrown under the bus.  So far Franklin has tire marks up and down his backside.  The reason....he wont' take a shot to mask the pain.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on September 27, 2012, 02:37:11 PM
Still waiting for that lesson in O that Mizzery promised.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8430768/missouri-tigers-james-franklin-says-shoulder-injury-hurt-confidence

COLUMBIA, Mo. -- Don't ask Missouri coach Gary Pinkel if he has a quarterback controversy.

Pinkel affirmed his support for James Franklin on Wednesday after the quarterback threw for only 92 yards in a 31-10 loss at No. 6 South Carolina over the weekend. Missouri gained 255 yards overall, its lowest output since 2009.

"Generally, any time you look at an offense, especially our offense, if we're struggling, you're going to point at the quarterback," Pinkel said. "We understand that. What we do is we break everything down. We see the receivers, we see the offensive line, we see every aspect of it. I believe in him and I expect him to get better."
 
Now 9-7 in his career, Franklin returned after missing a week with an inflamed bursa sac in his shoulder. The 6-foot-2, 228-pound junior says the injury is hurting his confidence and subconsciously making him more tentative on the field.

"Typically in the game if, in the past, my shoulder's hurt and I throw in the game, I don't feel it," he said. "But this is a little different because I feel it. And I think that's really been killing my confidence because I've been not trusting myself with being able to make throws or put something on it."

Franklin suffered the injury Sept. 8 against Georgia and says that while it still pains him to throw, the injury hasn't worsened. He plans to throw more often in practice this week and not worry about whether he'll be able to play Saturday at Central Florida.

A tattered offensive line has magnified the situation, with only one player -- sophomore center Mitch Morse -- starting where he was projected to play at the opening of August practices. At that time, the five starters were entering the season with a combined 66 career starts.

"It's a little bit different," right tackle Jack Meiners said. "You play with a certain group of guys all through camp and everything and you kind of get that camaraderie. And then guys are shifting around, guys are moving in."

With injuries on the line and to his shoulder, Franklin's average yards per carry has dropped to 1.7 from 4.5 in 2011, when he led the team in rushing attempts. Perhaps it's not a coincidence the Tigers have only converted 31 percent (19 of 62) of third downs, down from 40 percent last season.

Franklin said he must revert to being more aggressive, and "not necessarily just get a couple yards and duck down. But look to make something more happen."

Franklin hasn't lost the confidence of his teammates, though they acknowledge sometimes being confused about the quarterback's consistently calm demeanor, even after poor play.

"He's kind of hard to gauge," receiver T.J. Moe said. "He has to tell you if he's high or low. You have to ask him questions to see how he's feeling. He's a good poker player."

Missouri has already faced two top-10 teams and now travels to Central Florida, which leads Conference USA in scoring defense (21.7 points per game) and passing defense (188.3 yards allowed).

Should Franklin falter, backup Corbin Berkstresser would likely enter before the team's final drive, as he did last Saturday with the game out of hand. The freshman threw for 198 yards on 21-of-41 passing in his only career start, a 24-20 win against Arizona State on Sept. 15.

At this point, Franklin's taking solace in knowing he has Pinkel's support.

"Having confidence not just from the players but from the coaches, that definitely helps," he said. "Because when you go out there, they're calling plays, that's one thing that you know, that they believe in you. It helps with more confidence in yourself and to be able to go out there and perform better."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BigDavis on September 27, 2012, 02:40:05 PM
Everyone tried to tell those dumb fuckers. They just knew they were going to take the SEC by storm with that potent offense.

I remember one quote where a players said everyone talks about the defenses in the SEC but ignore the offenses in the Big 12. Now you see why.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on September 27, 2012, 02:46:41 PM
Everyone tried to tell those dumb fuckers. They just knew they were going to take the SEC by storm with that potent offense.

I remember one quote where a players said everyone talks about the defenses in the SEC but ignore the offenses in the Big 12. Now you see why.

Exactly why I hope Long doesn't go that route in hiring.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: EastArkHog on September 27, 2012, 05:09:08 PM
But...but...but they run the spread and the SEC has never seen that.  It'll take the SEC by storm with our slllloooowwww players that play Big 10 old man football.  TJ Moe will be the best receiver in the history of the SEC (so far 5 catches, 26 yards, and longest is 7 yards).  Now they are just fighting on whom should be thrown under the bus.  So far Franklin has tire marks up and down his backside.  The reason....he wont' take a shot to mask the pain.

I am still waiting on them to bust the door down in the SEC like they were all talking about, we don't have a coach so we have an excuse this year...

Welcome to the SEC bishes, get use to getting rode hard and put up wet...

P.S. Please do a remake of your shitty video to reflect how your season will really be...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on September 29, 2012, 06:52:58 PM
At least Mizzou got to teach Conference USA about the spread. Well, kind of.


Mizzou escapes UCF using Murphy's punt return

http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=322732116

ORLANDO, Fla. -- Marcus Murphy returned a punt 66 yards for a touchdown and James Franklin added an 80-yard touchdown pass as Missouri ground out a 21-16 win over Central Florida on Saturday.

UCF trailed 21-10 before a late score, but following a Tigers punt, Knights receiver Jeff Godfrey fumbled with 2:26 left to allow Missouri (3-2) to hang on for the win.

UCF (2-2) controlled most of the game, using five sacks and a huge advantage in time of possession to take an early lead.

But miscues on defense and special teams unraveled it all, and the Knights sputtered on offense down the stretch in their bid to defeat their first Southeastern Conference opponent at home.

Coming off a dismal passing performance last week at South Carolina, Franklin was efficient, going 19 for 30 for 257 yards.

Kendial Lawrence added 104 yards rushing and a touchdown for the Tigers.

Knights quarterback Blake Bortles kept his team in the game, connecting on 29 of his 43 passes for 267 yards and two touchdowns.

Prior to Murphy's punt return, the Knights looked to be taking control of the game, leading 10-7 and coming off an interception and fourth sack of Franklin early in the third quarter.

But the slide continued with Missouri capitalizing on a short punt and needing just three plays to take its 21-10 advantage with 9:31 to play in the game.

Offense was plentiful in the first half, with both teams using big plays through the air to reach the end zone.

Missouri had several promising drives stall early before getting on the board via an 80-yard touchdown strike from Franklin to Dorial Green-Beckham. That gave the Tigers a 7-3 lead in the opening minutes of the second quarter.

UCF defensive back A.J. Bouye briefly had Green-Beckham locked up by the legs near the 50 before slipping to the turf. Green-Beckham then sprinted untouched into the end zone.

The play, the Tigers' longest from scrimmage this season, also was a career-best for Franklin.

The Knights responded on the ensuing drive, with Bortles using a 41-yard pass to Rob Calabrese to set up an 11-yard touchdown pass to Quincy McDuffie.

Following a series of punts, UCF got hot again and drove the ball from its own 12 all the way inside the Tigers 10 with less than 2 minutes to play in the half.

A pass interference call on Missouri gave the Knights first-and-goal on the 3. But after a stuffed run and an incomplete pass, the opportunity was squandered as Bortles was sacked, and time expired before the Knights could run out their field goal team.

Despite the final miscue, the Knights' offense had one of their best opening halves of the season with Bortles completing 12 straight passes at one point and 18 for 22 overall for 156 yards. Johnson also averaged nearly 8 yards per carry in racking up 84 yards rushing.

The Tigers were successful at times with their hurry-up offense, but UCF's defense also helped keep Franklin off balance, sacking him three times in the opening 30 minutes.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on October 04, 2012, 12:32:53 PM
So DGB's adopted momma was mad her poor little boy was offered alcohol.....so she pushes him to go play for an alcoholic coach, and eventually he gets arrested with weed.

 :borat:


Mizzou freshman Dorial Green-Beckham, Levi Copelin & Tory Boozer arrested for possession of marijuana, suspended.

"We're aware of the incident and have addressed it.  All individuals involved have been immediately suspended from the program for one game.  All other disciplinary measures will be handled internally, and there will be no further comment."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on October 04, 2012, 12:36:52 PM
So DGB's adopted momma was mad her poor little boy was offered alcohol.....so she pushes him to go play for an alcoholic coach, and eventually he gets arrested with weed.

 :borat:


Mizzou freshman Dorial Green-Beckham, Levi Copelin & Tory Boozer arrested for possession of marijuana, suspended.

"We're aware of the incident and have addressed it.  All individuals involved have been immediately suspended from the program for one game.  All other disciplinary measures will be handled internally, and there will be no further comment."


they're trying to come up with nicknames up here. 

Dorial Green-Smok'em
Doobie Green-Beckham

I didn't say they were good.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on October 04, 2012, 12:47:20 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.  Smoke that shit, you hypocritical meth heads.  Enjoy your Paradise of Values in Columbia. 


Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on October 04, 2012, 01:23:54 PM
they're trying to come up with nicknames up here. 

Dorial Green-Smok'em
Doobie Green-Beckham

I didn't say they were good.

Thug POS IMO.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ColdPork on October 04, 2012, 01:30:30 PM
Probably not right spot/time to post "Dodged a Bullet" pic, eh?
Title: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 04, 2012, 02:31:26 PM
1:1 TD arrest ratio.  Not bad
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: billy_ocean_fan on October 04, 2012, 02:39:32 PM
So DGB's adopted momma was mad her poor little boy was offered alcohol.....so she pushes him to go play for an alcoholic coach, and eventually he gets arrested with weed.

 :borat:


Mizzou freshman Dorial Green-Beckham, Levi Copelin & Tory Boozer arrested for possession of marijuana, suspended.

"We're aware of the incident and have addressed it.  All individuals involved have been immediately suspended from the program for one game.  All other disciplinary measures will be handled internally, and there will be no further comment."


I hope this doesn't hurt doobie green's heisman chances this year.   
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on October 04, 2012, 03:52:35 PM
MIZ-DGB-THC
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 04, 2012, 04:13:22 PM
D one
G ot
B usted
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on October 04, 2012, 04:15:13 PM
Thug POS IMO.
Because of some weed? Come on!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: shortstop6 on October 04, 2012, 04:32:19 PM
I hope this doesn't hurt doobie green's heisman chances this year.   

This is definitely the kind of shit that turns 1st round talent into 5th round picks.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on October 04, 2012, 04:55:28 PM
Because of some weed? Come on!

SEC Rant reference.  I haven't been able to post there since the week after ULM.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 04, 2012, 05:32:29 PM
SEC Rant reference.  I haven't been able to post there since the week after ULM.

It is painful how low the Flagship has sunken.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BASS on October 04, 2012, 09:33:05 PM
MIZ-DGB-THC

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HarrisonHog on October 04, 2012, 09:42:03 PM
DGB was driving a Lincoln Navigator ;)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on October 04, 2012, 09:53:08 PM
DGB was driving a Lincoln Navigator ;)

Nothing to see here, move along.

Only smoke, no fire hear...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on October 05, 2012, 06:54:18 AM
Nothing to see here, move along.

Only smoke, no fire hearwater...

Fixt
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TravelHog on October 05, 2012, 05:57:50 PM
DGB was driving a Lincoln Navigator ;)

Yeah, I noticed that also. Never fear, NC2A will investigate and impose severe sanctions on LOL MIZZ St.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on October 05, 2012, 05:58:48 PM
Yeah, I noticed that also. Never fear, NC2A will investigate and impose severe sanctions on LOL MIZZ St.

Man, I hope Cincinnati is ready to pay for these crimes.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 06, 2012, 09:12:34 AM
Man, I hope Cincinnati is ready to pay for these crimes.

Momma Beckham will insist that the evil Petrino or one of our "unnamed boosters" bought the Navigator to try to corrupt her poor son.  Probably left the bag of weed in the glove box for him too.  Like just about everything else that has happened over the last year, this is going to be twisted around in a manner that fucks Arkansas. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on October 06, 2012, 09:56:34 PM
 :thumbup: to Vandy.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 06, 2012, 09:58:10 PM
Yep...MU is sure teaching the SEC a thing or two about offense.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Buffinator on October 06, 2012, 09:59:10 PM
Momma Beckham will insist that the evil Petrino or one of our "unnamed boosters" bought the Navigator to try to corrupt her poor son.  Probably left the bag of weed in the glove box for him too.  Like just about everything else that has happened over the last year, this is going to be twisted around in a manner that fricks Arkansas.

And to preserve our integrity, Jeff Long will probably fire every offensive coach that contacted DGB halfway through the season.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on October 06, 2012, 10:23:59 PM
Mizzou has Bama next week on national television.  I can't wait.

They will beat Kentucky, but other than that I don't know. They have to go to Tennessee.

They will be lucky to win six games this year. Not that we have any reason to celebrate, but I'm just glad they are getting put in their place.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Guardrail on October 06, 2012, 10:24:16 PM
Oh c'mon MIz, tomorrow's a new day and a brand new game week. You got the Gumps coming to town next week. Show them a thing or three about how y'all play football in an old man conference. Giggigity.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 07, 2012, 12:30:05 AM
Mizzou has Bama next week on national television.  I can't wait.

56-0.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on October 07, 2012, 01:51:44 AM
56-0.

At the half?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on October 07, 2012, 06:22:40 AM
Mizzou has Bama next week on national television.  I can't wait.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uxn3RoqTOQ
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Buffinator on October 07, 2012, 01:29:39 PM
So are they still chanting M-I-Z-S-E-C?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 07, 2012, 02:01:57 PM
So are they still chanting M-I-Z-S-E-C?
 

More like M-I-Z-L-O-L.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on October 07, 2012, 03:47:56 PM
 

More like M-I-Z-L-O-L.

I was thinking M-I-Z-S-U-X
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on October 07, 2012, 05:54:07 PM
56-0.
Saw the early line on this game (Mizzou QB Franklin is out) is Bama -17.5.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 07, 2012, 06:09:08 PM
Saw the early line on this game (Mizzou QB Franklin is out) is Bama -17.5.

Halftime line?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on October 07, 2012, 06:22:54 PM
Saw the early line on this game (Mizzou QB Franklin is out) is Bama -17.5.

Quick, what's the best betting site where I can immediately get my money back out.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on October 07, 2012, 07:04:03 PM
Quick, what's the best betting site where I can immediately get my money back out.
Cant help ya there as I just play local.

I other games LSU opens at -6 over Gamecocks.

I understand LSU with backs against the wall, Cocks going on road off monster win, etc, etc...that said, no way I'd back LSU -6.

Take Bama -17.5 and USC-e +6. These are clearly the 2 best teams in SEC.

UPDATE: Bama now -21, USC-e +2.5....big line movements.

FYI:I see Hogs -18 over KY, WTF?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BEvERage on October 07, 2012, 08:12:18 PM
I went to the game. Was in Columbia to finish getting my mother in law moved in to assisted living.
My daughter and son in law went with me. I told them before we got there that you will laugh at the tailgating and game atmosphere. Told them that half of the people will look like that they rode to the game on a tractor and the other half drug in from the retirement homes. They found out I was right.
The gumps will assrape lolmiz.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on October 07, 2012, 08:28:12 PM
Per the Twitters:

At The Wynn, it took 90 minutes for the Alabama-Mizzou line to go from 16.5 to 20.5


...and that's still not enough.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on October 08, 2012, 10:06:16 AM
http://firepinkel.com/

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Law_Hawg on October 08, 2012, 10:13:43 AM
http://firepinkel.com/


That's a pretty well put-together site right there.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: uagrad89 on October 08, 2012, 11:13:54 AM

That's a pretty well put-together site right there.

The underlying seething anger beneath the simplicity is what does it for me. The stark minimal use of standard RGB colors, the seemingly childlike drawing of the angry face, the raw power of the volcano just beginning to erupt...truly breathtaking.

This was obviously done by a graduate of the University of Missouri School of Fine Arts.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on October 08, 2012, 11:14:25 AM

That's a pretty well put-together site right there.

I especially liked the cheerleader section and the jokes.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on October 08, 2012, 12:15:21 PM
I especially liked the cheerleader section and the jokes.
.
..
Motherfucker.


Made me look. :suicide:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on October 08, 2012, 01:22:13 PM
http://firepinkel.com/

What some of them don't know is Pinkel is their best coach since Frank Broyles.

It wasn't Pinkel's decision to send them to the SEC.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Law_Hawg on October 15, 2012, 04:44:07 AM


LaMichael Fanning got his chance to welcome Missouri to the SEC, and took full advantage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRQ-Yh1Svg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRQ-Yh1Svg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogtimate29 on October 15, 2012, 08:44:24 AM
looks like he tweaked his left ankle with that move.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Guardrail on October 15, 2012, 08:49:27 AM

"That's how it is every day..."

(http://firstlightofdawn.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/john-coffee.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on October 15, 2012, 09:05:29 AM

LaMichael Fanning got his chance to welcome Missouri to the SEC, and took full advantage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRQ-Yh1Svg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRQ-Yh1Svg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVs7-uFLYuY
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on October 15, 2012, 09:18:13 AM
Quote
We were 3-4 this time last year as well. The matter of the fact is, our injuries are killing us. When we're fully healthy? We can play with anyone in the SEC.

The problem is our backups and 2nd stringers can not. We'll get better.

http://www.tigerboard.com/boards/missouri-tigers.php?message=10076571



Quote
1. Missouri gets better than ever and becomes a national powerhouse contending for and winning national championships. Recruits from around the country flock to Missouri. The oval helmet logo and yardline numbers font are replicated throughout college football. Missouri has trouble retaining assistant coaches as they are hired away to be head coaches elsewhere. The athletic department expands the stadium to 100,000 seats and there is a waiting list for season tickets.

2. Missouri continues at the same level as the last 7 years in the Big XII, averaging 9 wins a season, 5 wins in the SEC and winning the SEC East once every three years. Missouri has no problem replacing Texas recruits with equivalent recruits from the Southeast. Stadium upgrades go forward as planned and attendance is good.

3. Missouri gets worse, struggling to win in the SEC and making a bowl game once or twice a decade. Recruiting is a struggle and planned stadium upgrades are put on hold due to lack of attendance. Missouri is one of the doormat programs of the SEC and a laughing stock.

http://www.tigerboard.com/boards/missouri-tigers.php?message=10077236
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: efd840 on October 15, 2012, 09:23:20 AM

LaMichael Fanning got his chance to welcome Missouri to the SEC, and took full advantage.


Missouri apparently took offense.  Keep your eye on him the next two plays.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Law_Hawg on October 15, 2012, 09:33:13 AM
Missouri apparently took offense.  Keep your eye on him the next two plays.


Not sure why.  He kept his head up and wrapped up.  Looked like a good form tackle.

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on October 15, 2012, 09:50:37 AM

Not sure why.  He kept his head up and wrapped up.  Looked like a good form tackle.

 :thumbup:

This is why my kids will never play football

against Alabama
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on October 15, 2012, 10:05:33 AM
Did that say he was a 6'7" freshman? And he's an asshole? He's gonna be a beast by the time he is a junior.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: efd840 on October 15, 2012, 10:50:58 AM

Not sure why.  He kept his head up and wrapped up.  Looked like a good form tackle.

 :thumbup:

They shot their mouths off in the preseason then proceeded to get slapped around by UGA and USCe by three scores, lose at home to Vandy, and finally give up almost 9 yards a carry to Alabama while getting played with like a cat's toy.

Turns out old man football is hard.

I suspect they've got an all around bad case of the butthurt and this was a chance to vent.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Law_Hawg on October 15, 2012, 11:08:03 AM
They shot their mouths off in the preseason then proceeded to get slapped around by UGA and USCe by three scores, lose at home to Vandy, and finally give up almost 9 yards a carry to Alabama while getting played with like a cat's toy.

Turns out old man football is hard.

I suspect they've got an all around bad case of the butthurt and this was a chance to vent.


Somebody needs to tweet them one of those "U Mad Bro?" pics.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on October 15, 2012, 11:20:48 AM

LaMichael Fanning got his chance to welcome Missouri to the SEC, and took full advantage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRQ-Yh1Svg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRQ-Yh1Svg)

I expect Vanderbilt will receive a strongly worded letter from the SEC office over this.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Trigger7672 on October 15, 2012, 11:53:52 AM
Verne Lundquist has got to be the most worthless and obnoxious announcer in sports right now. I hate that fat fuck.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on October 15, 2012, 12:30:21 PM
Mark May and Dr. Lou awarded LOL MIZZ one of twelve awarded F grades for the first half of the season. The only other SEC team 'failing' was hte Allburns.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Law_Hawg on October 15, 2012, 01:06:31 PM
Mark May and Dr. Lou awarded LOL MIZZ one of twelve awarded F grades for the first half of the season. The only other SEC team 'failing' was hte Allburns.


How did Kentucky escape this distinction?

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ArkGuy on October 15, 2012, 01:15:37 PM
Look, I was made Bama wasn't going for two after every score but you can't go all championship rasslin' on a running back you have clearly already wrapped up and stopped.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on October 15, 2012, 01:19:25 PM

How did Kentucky escape this distinction?

They made the list.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Law_Hawg on October 15, 2012, 01:20:30 PM
Look, I was made Bama wasn't going for two after every score but you can't go all championship rasslin' on a running back you have clearly already wrapped up and stopped.

Fanning was just following this sage advice:

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQEEVEbtB-7m912UQYwxKf6nknJv7zjlxe_blcgKsI5Q8DoMdGOPk-aDOXNg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Das Uberschwein on October 15, 2012, 02:09:45 PM
They made the list.

Somehow I missed them. Praying too hard that we didn't show up there.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Old Dirty Boarstard on October 15, 2012, 03:12:21 PM
Somehow I missed them. Praying too hard that we didn't show up there.

I don't understand how any review of our current season doesn't result in a failing grade.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on October 15, 2012, 03:28:44 PM
Props to the refs for turning a blind eye to the payback.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on October 15, 2012, 03:32:16 PM
Really takes the thunder out of this hit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6B2U0E5UVg
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTuba on October 15, 2012, 03:36:30 PM
I don't understand how any review of our current season doesn't result in a failing grade.

We haven't lost to Arkansas.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on October 15, 2012, 03:52:45 PM
I don't understand how any review of our current season doesn't result in a failing grade.

Simple.  We're still mathematically alive for the Sugar Bowl.  Didn't you read the research the Hogville poster did on how we can win the west at 6-2? 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on October 15, 2012, 04:36:41 PM
Simple.  We're still mathematically alive for the Sugar Bowl.  Didn't you read the research the Hogville poster did on how we can win the west at 6-2?

Hey man you gotta believe












You gotta believe they are all dumbasses.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jsimp on October 15, 2012, 05:03:34 PM
http://www.foxsportsmidwest.com/10/13/12/Tigers-crushed-by-top-ranked-Tide/landing_mizzou.html?blockID=804327&feedID=8745

I love the injury excuse. No shit they have injuries. Who in this conference doesn't? I mean, isn't that EXACTLY what these asshats were told was going t happen and why it was different to play in the league than to play a team one time at the end of the year when that team may or may not even want t be there?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on October 15, 2012, 05:19:13 PM
Pretty sure we could handle M-I-Z-P-O-S without a doubt
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogtired on October 15, 2012, 06:12:32 PM
Injuries? Shouldn't matter. Depth matters!  If you love the helmet you buckle both chin straps and get your SEC game on
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: lawtiger on October 15, 2012, 07:06:49 PM
Injuries? Shouldn't matter. Depth matters!  If you love the helmet you buckle both chin straps and get your SEC game on

At what point should the "bouncing around" occur?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hoggadore on October 15, 2012, 07:20:12 PM
Missouri apparently took offense.  Keep your eye on him the next two plays.

So they double team the freshman with a limp the next two plays, where he wouldn't have been in the play anyway. Smart football.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on October 15, 2012, 08:21:32 PM
So they double team the freshman with a limp the next two plays, where he wouldn't have been in the play anyway. Smart football.

....an we see how that worked out for them.

What a bunch of Dumas.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ThorHog on October 15, 2012, 08:55:00 PM
We haven't lost to Arkansas.
some would argue that was exactly what happened in the ULM encounter
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on October 15, 2012, 10:16:45 PM
At what point should the "bouncing around" occur?

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 16, 2012, 06:21:36 AM
At what point should the "bouncing around" occur?

Right before going "ALL IN."

 ::)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: deesnutts on October 16, 2012, 10:58:11 AM
Right before going "ALL IN."

 ::)

and after you've grabed hold of that rope
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hoggadore on October 20, 2012, 05:23:08 PM
I was just looking at the Faurot Field wikipedia page.  Right there in the first paragraph is this little gem:

Quote
During the offseason, soccer goals are set up in the end zones and it is used for intramural matches.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on October 20, 2012, 08:53:44 PM
I was just looking at the Faurot Field wikipedia page.  Right there in the first paragraph is this little gem:

They  might as well paint a fucking rainbows across the field.  That is the definition of gay.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 21, 2012, 08:46:55 AM
I was just looking at the Faurot Field wikipedia page.  Right there in the first paragraph is this little gem:

Hey, they've got to figure out a way to use those end zones SOMEHOW.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on October 24, 2012, 10:22:05 AM
http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/7K-strip-club-bill-on-Mizzou-credit-card-found-in-audit-102312 (http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/7K-strip-club-bill-on-Mizzou-credit-card-found-in-audit-102312)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 24, 2012, 10:31:13 AM
http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/7K-strip-club-bill-on-Mizzou-credit-card-found-in-audit-102312 (http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/7K-strip-club-bill-on-Mizzou-credit-card-found-in-audit-102312)

The Aug. 14 Pricewaterhouse Coopers audit, part of a routine and periodic review of university business functions, also flagged nearly $3,000 in charges by former men's basketball director of operations Jeff Daniels, who now works at Arkansas under former Tigers coach Mike Anderson. Daniels billed the school for two charges of $1,489.54 each at the Vince Young Steakhouse in Austin, Texas, in January 2011; there is a $2,500 transaction limit. Those charges were for a team meal, both he and Moller said. Moller estimated the traveling party consisted of approximately 30 people, including coaches, team members and support staff, meaning an average dinner cost of nearly $100 per person.

HUH?  100/person and it gets flagged? 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BigDavis on October 24, 2012, 10:34:10 AM
The Aug. 14 Pricewaterhouse Coopers audit, part of a routine and periodic review of university business functions, also flagged nearly $3,000 in charges by former men's basketball director of operations Jeff Daniels, who now works at Arkansas under former Tigers coach Mike Anderson. Daniels billed the school for two charges of $1,489.54 each at the Vince Young Steakhouse in Austin, Texas, in January 2011; there is a $2,500 transaction limit. Those charges were for a team meal, both he and Moller said. Moller estimated the traveling party consisted of approximately 30 people, including coaches, team members and support staff, meaning an average dinner cost of nearly $100 per person.

HUH?  100/person and it gets flagged?

(http://erniewebbiii.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/danielsyost.png)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on October 24, 2012, 10:43:38 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9XyT-aZoSHw/Tvs5R5PetbI/AAAAAAAAFVI/NpUJZt3N-Fg/s1600/jay+cutler.jpg)

 +

 (http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/files/2011/03/JeffDaniels.jpg)

=

(http://media.columbiamissourian.com/multimedia/2009/08/11/media/Yost_David_t_w180_h400.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on October 24, 2012, 12:20:53 PM
Green-Beckham has had frustrating season
Off-field problems and little on-field production have made for a frustrating season for freshman receiver.
BY TEREZ A. PAYLOR
The Kansas City Star


L.G. Patterson
Missouri wide receiver Dorial Green-Beckham carries the ball during the second quarter of an NCAA college football game against Arizona State Saturday, Sept. 15, 2012, in Columbia, Mo. (AP Photo/L.G. Patterson)
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COLUMBIA -- During a trying year, overall, for Missouri’s football team, perhaps no player has been watched — by fans and observers alike — more closely than freshman receiver Dorial Green-Beckham.

This is understandable. The consensus No. 1 recruit in the country in the class of 2012, Green-Beckham excited teammates and coaches alike with his unique combination of size and speed during preseason camp.

Little, however, has come easy this season for Green-Beckham, a 6-foot-6, 220-pounder from Springfield.

His numbers are modest — seven catches for 128 yards and a touchdown — and if you throw in MU’s 3-4 overall record, not to mention an arrest for suspicion of marijuana possession (along with fellow freshmen Levi Copelin and Torey Boozer) three weeks ago, it’s safe to say this hasn’t been a dream season for him.

However, Green-Beckham — who spoke to the news media Monday for the first time since the incident — says this is a reality that applies to his teammates, as well.

“It’s been frustrating (to) all of us,” Green-Beckham said. “We’ve just got to take that frustration out on the field instead of ourselves or other teammates.”

When asked about his arrest, Green-Beckham was contrite, calling it a “mistake” and saying he can only learn from it and move on.

“I turned it into a positive thing,” he said. “After it happened, I just thought about it a lot, and then I was like, ‘All right, I’ve got to be here for my teammates. I can’t let it get to me, I can’t let it get to us and our team.’ Because we need all of us to be on the same page and all of us to be there for each other.”

Green-Beckham said he addressed the incident with his teammates, at least one of whom — senior receiver T.J. Moe — has voiced their support.

“I just let them know where I was coming from,” Green-Beckham said. “It shouldn’t have happened. It won’t happen again, so they understand.”

On the field, Green-Beckham said he has worked diligently to make the adjustment from high school to college, which certainly hasn’t been easy.

“The difference is getting through the playbook and playing up to (my) speed,” Green-Beckham said, echoing what his coaches have effectively been saying for months. “That’s the only difference that I thought of when I got here. Everything else is just fine to me.”

When he first spoke to reporters in August, Green-Beckham drew chuckles when he responded to a question about his favorite route by saying “anything deep.” He said his preference for deep routes has not changed, though he’s made only one notable play downfield this season, an 80-yard catch-and-run up the seam in MU’s 21-16 win over Central Florida on Sept. 29.

That one play, however, gives him confidence that he can make more plays downfield going forward. Same goes for Missouri’s struggling offense, which he remains hopeful can revert to its old high-scoring ways.

“Five games left,” Green-Beckham said. “We’ve still got time.”

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2012/10/22/3880113/green-beckham-has-had-frustrating.html#storylink=cpy
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on October 24, 2012, 12:26:18 PM
Maybe they will be our rivals some far off day.  I know I will be rooting for KY to beat their asses.  And Ms Sue games in Bud Walton have always had that rivalry feel to them.

I think that general sentiment just goes for new teams in general.  Its hard for me to tell.  I was rooting for LSU over TAMU this weekend, and that disturbs me.

(http://mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/get-the-newbie.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on October 25, 2012, 12:03:52 PM
If they would have entered the league 6-8 years ago, they'd be our rivals by now.  But waiting till 2012 and the limited success they had in the big 12 the last two years (9-4 is nothing in the Big 12) shows they are not ready for 9-4 in the SEC.  6-6 maybe, but I sure hope nobody with that record springs up as our rival.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on November 01, 2012, 02:45:27 PM
Big news up here, take it for what it's worth.  Ed Cunningham (ABC Sports) reporting that Mizzou in talks about going back to the Big 12.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ColdPork on November 01, 2012, 02:53:08 PM
Big news up here, take it for what it's worth.  Ed Cunningham (ABC Sports) reporting that Mizzou in talks about going back to the Big 12.

Another chance for them to print more t-shirts
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Guardrail on November 01, 2012, 03:11:51 PM
Big news up here, take it for what it's worth.  Ed Cunningham (ABC Sports) reporting that Mizzou in talks about going back to the Texas League.

You serious, Clark?
(http://oi55.tinypic.com/16772i0.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on November 01, 2012, 03:18:09 PM
I don't have a fucking clue who Ed Cunningham is, and this is a stupid fucking idea.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on November 01, 2012, 03:21:10 PM
That would be so funny if true.  Mizzou goes the SEC for one year, gets their brains beaten in, and then runs home crying to momma.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TC on November 01, 2012, 03:26:04 PM
That would be so funny if true.  Mizzou goes the SEC for one year, gets their brains beaten in, and then runs home crying to momma.

They would get shit forever, and it would be glorious.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Passed on November 01, 2012, 06:48:38 PM
They would get shit forever, and it would be glorious.

It would almost make up for this season...  almost.
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on November 01, 2012, 10:02:28 PM
That would be so funny if true.  Mizzou goes the SEC for one year, gets their brains beaten in, and then runs home crying to momma.

Could this be one of the reasons we are still playing USC-E, next year?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: geohul on December 03, 2012, 10:29:38 AM
Yost out at Mizzou per Joe Schad and the twitters...

Joe Schad Joe SchadVerified ‏@schadjoe

Missouri OC David Yost resigns for personal reasons
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on December 03, 2012, 10:33:53 AM
Yost out at Mizzou per Joe Schad and the twitters...

Joe Schad Joe SchadVerified ‏@schadjoe

Missouri OC David Yost resigns for personal reasons

Probably the personal reason is that his office key doesn't work anymore.
Title: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on December 03, 2012, 10:35:17 AM
Being homo and addicted to meth can't be good for your career.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on December 03, 2012, 10:35:28 AM
This is the person in question

(http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/898/F759759.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on December 03, 2012, 10:40:46 AM
This is the person in question

(http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/898/F759759.jpg)

Good lawd...how did anyone take him serious?

Probably the personal reason is that his office key doesn't work anymore.

From the looks of the posted pic, he has had plenty of office keys inserted into his office door.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on December 03, 2012, 10:43:06 AM
Good lawd...how did anyone take him serious?


Especially wearing a Vinny Testaverde jersey
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Satchuation on December 03, 2012, 10:43:34 AM
This is the person in question

(http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/898/F759759.jpg)

What heterosexual male athlete lets that guy peter puffer in his home for a visit, much less agrees to go play for him?

I'm guessing the personal reason is he's ate up with teh AIDS and has a strong desire to spend his final days doing new designer drugs off other mens cocknballs in trendy European nightclubs.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on December 03, 2012, 11:12:56 AM
Especially wearing a Vinny Testaverde jersey
Brad Smith.  Former Mizzou QB and Jet WR.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on December 03, 2012, 11:17:53 AM
Brad Smith.  Former Mizzou QB and Jet WR.

Even worse
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TravelHog on December 03, 2012, 11:18:14 AM
This is the person in question

(http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/898/F759759.jpg)

http://www.pinkbike.com/video/32400/ (http://www.pinkbike.com/video/32400/)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on December 03, 2012, 11:29:26 AM
This is the person in question

(http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/898/F759759.jpg)

This guy can run routes like Jerry Rice...see the white spandex pants? Jerry Rice taught him that.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on December 03, 2012, 11:36:03 AM
Two abortions of programs/franchises.

Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh isery and the Jets.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Love Handle on December 03, 2012, 11:42:37 AM
Yost out at Mizzou per Joe Schad and the twitters...

Joe Schad Joe SchadVerified ‏@schadjoe

Missouri OC David Yost resigns for personal reasons

Did Pinkel get him pregnant too?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pork Soda on December 03, 2012, 11:48:36 AM
Yost out at Mizzou per Joe Schad and the twitters...

Joe Schad Joe SchadVerified ‏@schadjoe

Missouri OC David Yost resigns for personal reasons

Good for him.  Nobody should have to spend their lives in the closet.  :rainbow:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on December 03, 2012, 11:50:54 AM
Yost out at Mizzou per Joe Schad and the twitters...

Joe Schad Joe SchadVerified ‏@schadjoe

Missouri OC David Yost resigns for personal reasons

Maybe he can finally get the HC gig at T.C. Williams.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: shortstop6 on December 03, 2012, 12:23:36 PM
Maybe he can finally get the HC gig at T.C. Williams.

Hustling.  This is what it looks like.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTuba on December 03, 2012, 12:54:48 PM
Did Pinkel get him pregnant too?

Probably not for  lack of trying
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on December 13, 2012, 08:39:40 PM
I can't believe nobody's mentioned it, but hiring Chaney as OC precipitated a major meltdown on the Mizzou boards.

He's originally from Missouri and was a finalist for their head coaching job when Pinkel got it.

They thought he was the answer to their offensive woes and half of their threads have been about hiring him.  He interviewed there, and just chose us instead.  Then the meltdown ensued. Awesome thing to behold...

Subject headings from the Mizzou Rivals board:

Front Page Story:  Hitting the Reset Button:  With news that Jim Chaney was the next offensive coordinator at Arkansas, what does that mean for Mizzou? Is an internal hire a given or will the search take a new direction? Get the latest inside.

We are approximately 10th out of 14 in the SEC in everything

Contract for Chaney announced

Those that are P*ssed that Mizzou is dragging its feet, AGAIN...

Please stop with the Haith hire comparisons on the OC search

How much did Arkansas offer Chaney?

We get DGB and they get Chaney and HCMA

Chaney was never coming here.

OC Search and the Irrational Mizzou Populace

Chaney to Arkansas, now what, hope GP realizes he needs help

4Seams said "for what I get paid to give hand jobs behind the CVS.... I think it will be Chaney. "
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on December 13, 2012, 08:44:29 PM
I keep forgetting about DGB.

I'll take MMFA and Chaney over that dude any day.

Fuck MIZZ
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Call-The-Hogs on December 13, 2012, 09:55:32 PM
They should move to the sunbelt  :rainbow:.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on December 13, 2012, 10:40:21 PM
The comment about them being tenth in the league might be a little ambitious.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HipHog on December 13, 2012, 10:45:26 PM
oh, im sorry mizzou...i forgot you were there. You may go now
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on December 13, 2012, 11:23:15 PM
oh, im sorry mizzou...i forgot you were there. You may go now

Ha.  Its weird being hated by someone you forget exists.  Mizzou is....Canada?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: WPFM on December 13, 2012, 11:28:09 PM
oh, im sorry mizzou...i forgot you were there. You may go now

Hog?  I didn't know you was back in town.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on December 14, 2012, 07:24:30 AM
oh, im sorry mizzou...i forgot you were there. You may go now
I'm still seriously wondering if they actually make it 5 years in the SEC.  You know they're just sitting there pining away for an invite from the Big 10 in their little girl dreams. 

Watching them melt down over Chaney is glorious. 

I'm not joking here - the best hire that they could make for the next 7 years would be Houston Nutt.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: PBHogcaller on December 14, 2012, 07:37:59 AM
They should just drop football and join up with the Big East basketball league.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: WORD on December 14, 2012, 09:57:14 AM
They should just drop football and join up with the Big East basketball league.

off topic but your avatar is hilarious, what is the source?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on December 14, 2012, 10:29:27 AM
I'm still seriously wondering if they actually make it 5 years in the SEC.  You know they're just sitting there pining away for an invite from the Big 10 in their little girl dreams. 

Watching them melt down over Chaney is glorious. 

I'm not joking here - the best hire that they could make for the next 7 years would be Hootie.

They have a good coach.  They just need better assistants.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on December 14, 2012, 11:38:57 AM
I'm still seriously wondering if they actually make it 5 years in the SEC.  You know they're just sitting there pining away for an invite from the Big 10 in their little girl dreams. 


This is the way I've felt since they joined.  They don't fit.  Mizzou fans don't care a lot about sports, unless you're speaking NFL or MLB.  Yeah they have their few, but they don't have the following the rest of the SEC has.  Most of their fans couldn't care any less if they won or lost.  I say they'll get their skulls bashed in for a few years then either head back to the Big 12 or they get a Big 10 invite.  For college sports STL is way overrated and KC is college basketball town (Jayhawks).
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on December 14, 2012, 11:42:03 AM

We are approximately 10th out of 14 in the SEC in everything



Ole Miss
Kentucky (football)

I'm having trouble coming up with four programs worse than Missouri. 

Even Vandy pushed their shit in. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on December 14, 2012, 05:22:26 PM
Ole Miss
Kentucky (football)

I'm having trouble coming up with four programs worse than Missouri. 

Even Vandy pushed their aMm in.

They think they are ahead of both Mississippi schools, Vandy and UK.

They definitely aren't better off than anyone else, but it's hard for me to argue they are ahead of UK or the Mississippi schools.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on December 14, 2012, 11:18:54 PM
They are not ahead of the MS schools and I don't think they're ahead of Vandy, a long established SEC member that gets special consideration from the rest of the SEC because we all know that they lift our entire conference GPA and academic up to acceptable standards and keep us SEC'ers from essentially being 12 college football factories and farming colleges. 

I think Mizzou and KY football will have the same record in 20 years and the same types of struggles. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Porkscrew Johnson on December 15, 2012, 08:39:09 AM
Slive just sent an e-mail to Mizzou telling them to keep the academic standards up and STFU when it comes to sports.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: uagrad89 on December 17, 2012, 11:33:42 PM
oh, im sorry mizzou...i forgot you were there. You may go now

Hog?  I didn't know you was back in town.

These two posts did not go unnoticed.   :borat:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on January 11, 2013, 06:29:09 PM
The WSJ LOL at Mizzou.

(http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-VW798_COUNT0_G_20130106200910.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hoggadore on January 11, 2013, 07:17:55 PM
The WSJ LOL at Mizzou.

(http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-VW798_COUNT0_G_20130106200910.jpg)

Iowa?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on January 11, 2013, 07:45:43 PM
Auburn worth more than Bama?

I don't buy it.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HipHog on January 11, 2013, 07:49:42 PM
Dead Trees worth more than Bama?

I don't buy it.
agreed
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on January 11, 2013, 08:01:39 PM
You douches are missing the point.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on January 11, 2013, 08:42:58 PM
You douches are missing the point.

I see wha you did there. 

Hoe
Lee
Shit

Mizz at $55 mil(@#67)
Is almost half of Miss State at $96 mil)@#55)
And only about $1.05 below Vandy, who is #66.
The gap between them and the rest of the conference might as well be the grand fucking canyon.

I think the UofA's wimmins gymnastics made about $55 mil last year.  (small sarcasm tag goes here)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Satchuation on January 11, 2013, 08:46:26 PM
Dead Trees worth more than Bama?

I don't buy it.

Must have something to do with nearby property values.

(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-110428-tornado-jb-02.photoblog900.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Buffinator on January 11, 2013, 08:51:52 PM
<zing>
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: littlerayofsunshine on January 11, 2013, 09:29:40 PM
Must have something to do with nearby property values.

(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-110428-tornado-jb-02.photoblog900.jpg)

Funny, yes.  But don't tempt fate in Tornado Alley.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: subliznime on January 11, 2013, 10:26:39 PM
Funny, yes.  But don't tempt fate in Tornado Alley.
arent you just a little ray of sunshine
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on January 12, 2013, 10:09:27 PM
Misery loves company.

Mizzou lost at Ole Miss in basketball today.

Ole Miss students chanted "Big.12 Rejects!" at them.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Buffinator on January 12, 2013, 10:10:53 PM


"Texas League Rejects!"

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on January 12, 2013, 10:33:16 PM
Misery loves company.

Mizzou lost at Ole Miss in basketball today.

Ole Miss students chanted "Big.12 Rejects!" at them.

The Tad Pad has mystical powers for better teams to absolutely suck it up. They can't get that new arena soon enough.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cotte on January 13, 2013, 10:02:08 AM
arent you just a little ray of sunshine

Hmmmm. Little ray of sunshine .... coupled with the way that last post was worded ...

I think its a female.

:lightbulb:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: littlerayofsunshine on January 13, 2013, 11:50:07 AM
Hmmmm. Little ray of sunshine .... coupled with the way that last post was worded ...

I think its a female.

:lightbulb:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Filthy_McSwine on January 21, 2013, 03:13:50 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/21594332/missouris-haith-faces-ncaa-notice-of-allegations-in-miami-shapiro-case-possibly-this-week
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on January 21, 2013, 03:29:11 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/21594332/missouris-haith-faces-ncaa-notice-of-allegations-in-miami-shapiro-case-possibly-this-week

SHOW CAUSE ALL UP IN DIS BISH
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on January 21, 2013, 08:36:56 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/21594332/missouris-haith-faces-ncaa-notice-of-allegations-in-miami-shapiro-case-possibly-this-week

Clearly this is somehow Petrino and Anderson's fault.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on January 21, 2013, 09:20:36 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/21594332/missouris-haith-faces-ncaa-notice-of-allegations-in-miami-shapiro-case-possibly-this-week


Bwaaaaathefuckhahahajahajahahaaha!!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jsimp on January 21, 2013, 09:47:04 PM
In case you are a Dumas like me

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show-cause_penalty

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on January 21, 2013, 10:11:56 PM
NCAA has invented their own version of getting a pearl necklace
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on January 21, 2013, 10:49:40 PM
ESPN also running the allegations.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hoggadore on January 23, 2013, 06:38:25 PM
http://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/8872992/ncaa-reveals-found-improper-conduct-investigation-miami-hurricanes

Quote
The NCAA said Wednesday its enforcement staff worked with the defense attorney for former Miami booster Nevin Shapiro to improperly obtain information for the NCAA through a bankruptcy proceeding that did not involve the sports governing body.

A source told ESPN's Joe Schad the attorney was given a list of questions to ask during the deposition on behalf of the NCAA.

...

The alleged improper conduct means the NCAA will not deliver the long-awaited notice of allegations against the Hurricanes until an external review is completed.

...

The delay in the notice of allegations also means former Miami and current Missouri men's basketball coach Frank Haith won't know if and when he will face any charges.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on January 23, 2013, 06:51:46 PM
http://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/8872992/ncaa-reveals-found-improper-conduct-investigation-miami-hurricanes

Bet that's how they found out Haith's assistants repaid the booster with payments to his Mom even though they couldn't ever find proof  the actual advancement for the payment to the player. Haith is going to skate but I wouldn't like to be Mizzou now. They will start to scrutinize the relationship that asst. has with Chris Paul and the recruits that seem to land at Mizzou when they attend Paul's camp.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TomTHog on January 23, 2013, 09:52:40 PM
Frick Mizzou

http://www.facebook.com/notes/drive-by-truckers/stolen-baxendale-acoustic-the-blue-note-in-columbia-mo/10151334599677347
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on January 24, 2013, 08:42:34 AM
Frick Mizzou

http://www.facebook.com/notes/drive-by-truckers/stolen-baxendale-acoustic-the-blue-note-in-columbia-mo/10151334599677347

Fucking yankee dicks.

I wish Southern Missouri below the 38th parallel could cede from the Northern half of the state.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on January 24, 2013, 05:58:43 PM
I want no part of Missouri.

I swear,  you can start smelling ass as soon as you hit Seligman. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on January 24, 2013, 06:04:30 PM
Our game against them is sold out.  Interesting. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogeye_Pierce on January 24, 2013, 06:08:03 PM
Our game against them is sold out.  Interesting.

Think it will be half and half? You know there will be several thousand Mizzou fans there.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on January 25, 2013, 08:10:33 AM
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w)

Hopefully this happens on Feb. 16.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on January 25, 2013, 08:41:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w)

Hopefully this happens on Feb. 16.

Never gets old. Trolololol
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on January 25, 2013, 09:04:02 AM
Never gets old. Trolololol

Dillard's sick crossover at the 2:00 minute mark is glorious.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on January 25, 2013, 09:42:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w)

Hopefully this happens on Feb. 16.

On every made basket we were pressing.  That's what I would like to see out of the "Fastest 40 minutes in Basketball."  If we don't succeed, we don't succeed.  But it would be fun to watch.  Oh, and Qualls would have to play more and not shoot 3's.  That's the closest thing we have to a Nolan player, besides BJ.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: littlerayofsunshine on January 25, 2013, 10:55:12 AM
Those guys could fucking shoot the rock.  That's the difference between now and then.  Making shots like that just demoralizes the opponent.  Mike will get the guys he needs.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on January 25, 2013, 11:03:46 AM
Our games against them is sold out.  Interesting.

fixed.  Both the game in Fayetteville on Saturday 2/16, and the game in Columbia on 3/5 are sold out. 

Who has 3 tickets to the game in Fayetteville?  This guy.   :cheese:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on January 25, 2013, 11:05:55 AM
fixed.  Both the game in Fayetteville on Saturday 2/16, and the game in Columbia on 3/5 are sold out. 

Who has 3 tickets to the game in Fayetteville?  This guy.   :cheese:
For anyone that cares, 92.1 The Ticket show with Bertaccini gives 3 pairs of tickets away for every home game so I assume it'll be the same for the LOL MIZZ game. If you really wanted to go for free
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on January 25, 2013, 11:36:19 AM
For anyone that cares, 92.1 The Ticket show with Bertaccini gives 3 pairs of tickets away for every home game so I assume it'll be the same for the LOL MIZZ game. If you really wanted to go for free

How big' a boy is he?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on January 26, 2013, 04:42:25 PM
up 30 on Vandy in first half.

It's amazing what other teams look like compared to us sometimes, how they find the open shooter, how they have shooters, etc.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on January 26, 2013, 04:50:01 PM
up 30 on Vandy in first half.

It's amazing what other teams look like compared to us sometimes, how they find the open shooter, how they have shooters, etc.

On Tuesday South Carolina came very close to beating Misery in Columbia, MO. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HipHog on January 26, 2013, 05:03:23 PM
On Tuesday South Carolina came very close to beating Misery in Columbia, MO.
and they beat us by 20 +...that means mizzou will beat us by 37
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on January 26, 2013, 05:17:26 PM
and they beat us by 20 +...that means mizzou will beat us by 37

No. 

South Carolina almost beat Misery in Misery. 

We got our ass kicked by South Carolina at South Carolina.

We play Misery twice.

We may beat Misery in BWA.  We'll probably get our ass kicked in Columbia (MO).
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: libertyhog on January 27, 2013, 10:32:05 PM
No. 

South Carolina almost beat Misery in Misery. 

We got our ass kicked by South Carolina at South Carolina.

We play Misery twice.

We may beat Misery in BWA.  We'll probably get our ass kicked in Columbia (MO).

Probably?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on January 30, 2013, 02:38:23 PM
Missouri has agreed to a home and home with Howlin' & Shit.

http://www.mutigers.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/013013aaa.html
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on January 30, 2013, 07:19:33 PM
Both fanbases will feel right at home in their stadiums. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on January 30, 2013, 08:06:45 PM
Missouri has agreed to a home and home with Howlin' & aMm.

http://www.mutigers.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/013013aaa.html

There ought to be an sec rule that you don't do home and home with sunbelt teams or similar caliber teams. That's embarrassing.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ham Malone on January 30, 2013, 08:25:28 PM
There ought to be an sec rule that you don't do home and home with sunbelt teams or similar caliber teams. That's embarrassing.
Even if someone wanted to give a home game to a sunbelt team at least make them play 2 or 3 at the SEC stadium.  This shows that they don't have the money to pay stAte off for a home game like is standard for the SEC.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on January 30, 2013, 08:46:20 PM
And lsu has them on the ropes
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on January 30, 2013, 09:18:07 PM
There ought to be an sec rule that you don't do home and home with sunbelt teams or similar caliber teams. That's embarrassing.

I'm embarrassed for howl-n-shit.
I bet if they had pushed THEY could have forced mizzery into a 2 or 3 for 1 swap.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on January 30, 2013, 09:28:46 PM
They just lost to LSU in basketball.  Their board is melting down hard.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on January 31, 2013, 06:47:04 AM
They just lost to LSU in basketball.  Their board is melting down hard.
They're so stupid.   They really, really, have no idea what they're in for in this conference.

The SEC is all about athletes.   Sure, our basketball conference is down, aside from the fact that over the last 20 years we keep sticking teams in to the Elite 8 and Final Four at a pretty steady clip, even when we are always "down".  I just did a quick count of the last 10 or so Final Fours - SEC has 5 entries, just like the Big 12 and one less than the ACC and Big 10.   The Powerful Big East had 7. 

The SEC is all about athletes.  Every team, including ours, has 9 guys that can fly fast as frick down the court and could dunk like an NBA guy.... it's just that few SEC teams have polished shooters.  Those guys go NBA as fast as humanly possible.  When you play on the road in the SEC, you're still going to get treated to stifling defense for a full 40 minutes.  If you aren't shooting well or super conditioned, you're going to get your ass handed to you. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on January 31, 2013, 08:34:40 AM
They're so stupid.   They really, really, have no idea what they're in for in this conference.

The SEC is all about athletes.   Sure, our basketball conference is down, aside from the fact that over the last 20 years we keep sticking teams in to the Elite 8 and Final Four at a pretty steady clip, even when we are always "down".  I just did a quick count of the last 10 or so Final Fours - SEC has 5 entries, just like the Big 12 and one less than the ACC and Big 10.   The Powerful Big East had 7. 

The SEC is all about athletes.  Every team, including ours, has 9 guys that can fly fast as frick down the court and could dunk like an NBA guy.... it's just that few SEC teams have polished shooters.  Those guys go NBA as fast as humanly possible.  When you play on the road in the SEC, you're still going to get treated to stifling defense for a full 40 minutes.  If you aren't shooting well or super conditioned, you're going to get your ass handed to you.

Excellent post.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on January 31, 2013, 11:45:18 AM
They're so stupid.   They really, really, have no idea what they're in for in this conference.

The SEC is all about athletes.   Sure, our basketball conference is down, aside from the fact that over the last 20 years we keep sticking teams in to the Elite 8 and Final Four at a pretty steady clip, even when we are always "down".  I just did a quick count of the last 10 or so Final Fours - SEC has 5 entries, just like the Texas League and one less than the ACC and Big 10.   The Powerful Big East had 7. 

The SEC is all about athletes.  Every team, including ours, has 9 guys that can fly fast as frick down the court and could dunk like an NBA guy.... it's just that few SEC teams have polished shooters.  Those guys go NBA as fast as humanly possible.  When you play on the road in the SEC, you're still going to get treated to stifling defense for a full 40 minutes.  If you aren't shooting well or super conditioned, you're going to get your ass handed to you.

Yeah, I know the SEC is "down" in basketball.  But while it was up, nobody ever considered us a basketball league.  Perception, unfortunately, is reality.  From '94 to '98, we had a team in the final game every single year.  From '03 to '08, we had 2 NC's and more in the final four.  Unfortunately, the SEC is perceived as a bad basketball conference, so everyone can say "wait, it's only Kentucky and one other team" every year. 

It's all about perception.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: subliznime on January 31, 2013, 01:48:27 PM
Yeah, I know the SEC is "down" in basketball.  But while it was up, nobody ever considered us a basketball league.  Perception, unfortunately, is reality.  From '94 to '98, we had a team in the final game every single year.  From '03 to '08, we had 2 NC's and more in the final four.  Unfortunately, the SEC is perceived as a bad basketball conference, so everyone can say "wait, it's only Kentucky and one other team" every year. 

It's all about perception.
Most of my friends i met on my first year on the hill considered Arkansas a basketball school.
What is your point here?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsfan4life on February 11, 2013, 08:02:37 AM
Most of my friends i met on my first year on the hill considered Arkansas a basketball school.
What is your point here?

To be fair, you and "your friends" spent the majority of your time chasing the dragon and by most accounts are borderline retarded.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on February 11, 2013, 08:14:19 AM
Asked how the Tigers might go about infusing their vigorous Mizzou Arena persona into their meek road temperament, MU coach Frank Haith said, “That’s a $50 million question. I mean, every coach in the country would want to take that on the road.”

Frank Haith seems to haz same problems that Mike does on da road.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Buffinator on February 11, 2013, 09:36:11 AM
When your basketball team is going deep in the tournaments and your football team is getting beat by Citadels, it's hard not to consider yourself a basketball school.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on February 11, 2013, 12:47:31 PM
When your basketball team is going deep in the tournaments and your football team is getting beat by Citadels, it's hard not to consider yourself a basketball school.

If you're referring to Misery, they have never made a Final Four in basketball.  Not so deep in the tournament...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tim Calhoun on February 11, 2013, 12:50:25 PM
If you're referring to Misery, they have never made a Final Four in basketball.  Not so deep in the tournament...

I think he was referring to the University of Arkansas when the University of Arkansas was going deep in the tourney and losing to The Citadel.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boomer_sooie on February 12, 2013, 02:10:58 PM
If posted somewhere else, I know the routine. Probably more embarrassing for Texas than MU.

“We're going to have good years again,” Dodds promised. “Our bad years are not that bad. Take a school like Missouri. Our bad years are better than their good years. But we've created a standard.”

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/blog/eye-on-college-football/21692951/texas-ad-deloss-dodds-takes-shot-at-missouri


Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on February 12, 2013, 03:06:51 PM
If posted somewhere else, I know the routine. Probably more embarrassing for Texas than MU.

“We're going to have good years again,” Dodds promised. “Our bad years are not that bad. Take a school like Missouri. Our bad years are better than their good years. But we've created a standard.”

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/blog/eye-on-college-football/21692951/texas-ad-deloss-dodds-takes-shot-at-missouri

Missouri fans are PISSED over this.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogustus on February 12, 2013, 04:43:13 PM
Missouri fans are PISSED over this.
If you were a Missouri fan, wouldn't you just be pissed in general?   ;D
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on February 12, 2013, 05:16:40 PM
If you were a Missouri fan, wouldn't you just be pissed in general?   ;D

Agreed.

It's fascinating how they rationalize their legitimacy by looking at a window of 5 years and saying they are equal to UT.

They do the same thing to us, they won't shut up about the post-Nutt Cotton Bowl.  They ignore the rest of our history.

Yet UT and Arkansas haven't had 17 consecutive losing seasons during our recent history and it's really quite preposterous for us to even consider.  As bad as things have been for us we haven't approached that kind of low.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Buffinator on February 12, 2013, 06:15:20 PM
I think he was referring to the University of Arkansas when the University of Arkansas was going deep in the tourney and losing to The Citadel.

I thought it was pretty plain.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on February 13, 2013, 10:42:47 PM
I'm pumped about Saturday.

I hope we beat the hell out of those Yankee bastards.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on February 13, 2013, 10:53:47 PM
I'm pumped about Saturday.

I hope we beat the hell out of those Yankee bastards.

Need some of this to reign down on Phil Pressey & Co.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on February 14, 2013, 12:37:06 AM
I sold some dumbass in Columbia, Misery a ticket to the game on saturday for $200.  The ticket was in the upper deck.   :stache:

There are ZERO tickets left on stubhub so if you have some and want to make some extra cash, the buyers are there.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on February 14, 2013, 02:34:38 AM
Need some of this to reign down on Phil Pressey & Co.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w)

I miss the slobbering hog....   :(
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 14, 2013, 12:40:57 PM
I sold some dumbass in Columbia, Misery a ticket to the game on saturday for $200.  The ticket was in the upper deck.   :stache:

There are ZERO tickets left on stubhub so if you have some and want to make some extra cash, the buyers are there.

Hey man! that was for my great grand-daughter who's got eczema and this may be her only chance to ever see the Hogs in real life!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Snortingred1 on February 14, 2013, 01:48:12 PM
Need some of this to reign down on Phil Pressey & Co.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyMTgTJRk-w)

I nostalgia'd in my pants.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on February 15, 2013, 01:22:41 PM
Hey man! that was for my great grand-daughter who's got eczema and this may be her only chance to ever see the Hogs in real life!

Are you trying to say she's somebody's daughter?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jsimp on February 16, 2013, 07:07:21 PM
.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on February 18, 2013, 12:56:28 AM
The butt hurt is strong in the mizzou crowd. Whiny bitches.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on February 18, 2013, 12:50:01 PM
Consensus is they blow us out in Columbia.

If anything happens but that, they will melt down.  So, I really hope that happens.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on February 18, 2013, 01:08:20 PM
Consensus is they blow us out in Columbia.

If anything happens but that, they will melt down.  So, I really hope that happens.

Wouldn't it be something if we went up there and just beat their asses after all our road struggles this year?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on February 18, 2013, 03:07:18 PM
Consensus is they blow us out in Columbia.

If anything happens but that, they will melt down.  So, I really hope that happens.

Pressey can't play any worse.  They won't shoot that poorly....th only other close road loss they had was lsu

They will win by 12~15
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on February 18, 2013, 03:16:56 PM
Pressey can't play any worse.  They won't shoot that poorly....th only other close road loss they had was lsu

They will win by 12~15

They also had Bell and another guy that had the games of their career that game.  It might balance out. I think Pressey will make the same kinds of mistakes, but Bowers and that big bastard from UConn should have much better games.

I expect to lose by at least that much, probably 20+. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Show-Me Hog on February 18, 2013, 03:18:15 PM
Pressey can't play any worse. 

Depends on who works the game.  Not his fault on Saturday, it's tough to dribble, shoot and pass when Jimmy Dyke's mouth is attached to your crotch.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on February 18, 2013, 03:44:45 PM
Pressey can't play any worse. 

B/c Kikko was in his jock all day and Pressey had the "I can take this little white guy" attitude from the first time Kikko guarded him.

They should shoot better at home and will probably win, but we definitely need to have Haydar and Wade guard Pressey all game.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 18, 2013, 06:06:26 PM
B/c Kikko was in his jock all day and Pressey had the "I can take this little white guy" attitude from the first time Kikko guarded him.

They should shoot better at home and will probably win, but we definitely need to have Haydar and Wade guard Pressey all game.

Not only in his jock, in his head pretty deep as well.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on February 18, 2013, 07:14:22 PM
B/c Kikko was in his jock all day and Pressey had the "I can take this little white guy" attitude from the first time Kikko guarded him.

They should shoot better at home and will probably win, but we definitely need to have Haydar and Wade guard Pressey all game.

That fool ain't white lol
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on February 18, 2013, 07:16:44 PM
Depends on who works the game.  Not his fault on Saturday, it's tough to dribble, shoot and pass when Jimmy Dyke's mouth is attached to your crotch.

 :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogeye_Pierce on February 18, 2013, 09:27:45 PM
Depends on who works the game.  Not his fault on Saturday, it's tough to dribble, shoot and pass when Jimmy Dyke's mouth is attached to your crotch.

Jimmy is so paranoid about being called an Arkansas homer that literally bends over backwards to praise the other team. Frankly, I think he would be better off just not doing Arkansas games anymore.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on February 19, 2013, 06:38:55 AM
That's what I thought when he first started broadcasting. The crap he does now is almost like he has a bias against us. Did somebody piss in his Post Toasties?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on February 19, 2013, 07:13:34 AM
That's what I thought when he first started broadcasting. The crap he does now is almost like he has a bias against us. Did somebody piss in his Post Toasties?

Ronnie Floyd.  Different story. Different day
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on February 19, 2013, 07:15:03 AM
B/c Kikko was in his jock all day and Pressey had the "I can take this little white guy" attitude from the first time Kikko guarded him.

They should shoot better at home and will probably win, but we definitely need to

have Haydar and Wade guard Pressey all game.

I agree with that but it was also his first game against Anderson and he was forcing from the get go.  I'm not sure that te haydar thing works again but he would be stupid for not trying
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on February 19, 2013, 07:32:10 AM
Banjos has gone so far as to make incredibly bad stereotyical remarks about Arkansas. And..against Texas of all the teams we play to make them. He has never owned up to it or been called out in the media over them. Banjos picks a certain player on an opposing team and gushes over them to point nausea sets in. He should not draw a breath on an ARSN broadcast. Blake Eddins perfect for that and I even wish he would replace Sunshine on the radio games. Blake understands our system better and doesn't continuously compare it to the Iba /Sutton model Banjos favors.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on February 19, 2013, 08:29:26 AM
That's what I thought when he first started broadcasting. The crap he does now is almost like he has a bias against us. Did somebody piss in his Post Toasties?

When I was a kid (in the late 80s,early 90s) I could name every player on the roster, all the way to the 5'3 white guy on the end of the bench.  It wasn't until a few years back, when I saw him on a commercial for a friend of mine that passed away in a car accident, that I looked it up and saw he went to Arkansas.  I always thought he was a typical East coast guy that hated us for some reason.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on February 19, 2013, 01:24:05 PM
(http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx7/gallopazzesco/sec-wtf.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogeye_Pierce on February 19, 2013, 01:31:44 PM
(http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx7/gallopazzesco/sec-wtf.jpg)

Hmm... Coincidence that we have a Pentagram formed by the original 14 SEC teams?  :stunned:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on February 19, 2013, 01:54:09 PM
Hmm... Coincidence that we have a Pentagram formed by the original 14 SEC teams?  :stunned:

But can you name all 14?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on February 19, 2013, 02:35:34 PM
Hmm... Coincidence that we have a Pentagram formed by the original 14 SEC teams?  :stunned:

With Alabama in the middle...Saban really is Satan.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Zoso on February 19, 2013, 02:40:56 PM
With Alabama in the middle...Saban really is Satan.

Holy shit! Somebody get Brad Meltzer on the phone!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jackie Treehorn on February 19, 2013, 07:35:10 PM
Hmm... Coincidence that we have a Pentagram formed by the original 14 SEC teams?  :stunned:

If you want the ORIGINAL members of the SEC, just minus us and SC out and add in Sewanee, Georgia Tech, and Tulane.  I'd rather have those three than Mizzou and A&M anyway.  At least they'd be a geographic fit.
Title: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 19, 2013, 10:02:16 PM
That was not a walk on Florida on that rebound
Title: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 19, 2013, 10:03:20 PM
Jesus the Mizz announcer is fucking annoying as hell
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Gamble on February 19, 2013, 10:05:57 PM
Jesus the Mizz announcer is fricking annoying as Starkville

He is good awful.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on February 19, 2013, 10:11:32 PM
Boyton took a horrible shot
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on February 19, 2013, 10:12:31 PM
Boyton took a horrible shot


Not quite as bad as pressey
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: NotoriousPIG on March 05, 2013, 12:36:49 PM
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/ezekiel-elliott-ohio-state/ (http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/ezekiel-elliott-ohio-state/)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on March 21, 2013, 11:05:09 PM
Ousted in the 1st round b Colorado State.  Lost by 12 and trailed by double digits nearly the whole 2nd half.

Mizzou fans slowly coming around to the fact that Haith may be the worst tourney coach evuh.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sliver72 on March 21, 2013, 11:54:40 PM
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/ezekiel-elliott-ohio-state/ (http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/ezekiel-elliott-ohio-state/)
Wonder how bad it's going to effect Mizura that he won't be playing fooseball for them. The way he and his parents are talking, the affect will be far reaching.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on March 22, 2013, 12:00:45 AM
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/kluck/030429.html

Time to dig out some oldies.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on March 22, 2013, 07:27:23 AM
Gregg Doyel takes Mizzou to task.

http://www.cbssports.com/general/blog/gregg-doyel/21926901/missouri-didnt-care-so-lets-be-happy-missouris-gone
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: JDHog on March 22, 2013, 07:58:35 AM
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/kluck/030429.html

Time to dig out some oldies.

So he likes to get his drank on.  Larry Eustachy is a hell of a coach. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: RazorbackDad on March 22, 2013, 09:29:11 AM
Ever since the NCAA expanded from 64 to 68 teams the Tiggers technically haven't lost in the first round. 

That's one way to uograde their tournament resume.  At least they have that going for them.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: MBAHog on March 23, 2013, 09:17:41 AM
Ousted in the 1st round b Colorado State.  Lost by 12 and trailed by double digits nearly the whole 2nd half.

Mizzou fans slowly coming around to the fact that Haith may be the worst tourney coach evuh.

What would happen if Georgetown and Mizzou had to play in the tournament?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on March 23, 2013, 02:59:32 PM
What would happen if Georgetown and Mizzou had to play in the tournament?

Someone would finally win an opening round game dumbshit...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bogey7 on March 23, 2013, 04:58:07 PM
What would happen if Georgetown and Mizzou had to play in the tournament?

Going by this year's results, they both lose.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on March 24, 2013, 03:19:09 PM
What would happen if Georgetown and Mizzou had to play in the tournament?

Radney Foster knows.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on April 21, 2013, 04:00:10 PM
Great spring game support:

(http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a572/ImpalaSS7/B48BE5C3-B328-489E-8FA4-405CFDFD05AB-3783-000000E8EBFD4110_zps2a50bcd7.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Snortingred1 on April 21, 2013, 06:56:55 PM
Great spring game support:

(http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a572/ImpalaSS7/B48BE5C3-B328-489E-8FA4-405CFDFD05AB-3783-000000E8EBFD4110_zps2a50bcd7.jpg)
Does anyone like Mizz?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on April 21, 2013, 07:19:48 PM


Wonder if DGB's mom is in attendance.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: 1st_down_streak on April 22, 2013, 09:46:21 AM
 Announced crowd of 18,384
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: libertyhog on April 22, 2013, 10:01:27 AM
Announced crowd of 18,384 legs

A more accurate description. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on April 22, 2013, 10:37:35 AM
Announced crowd of 18,384
I had no idea their stadium had a capacity of 150,000.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on April 22, 2013, 11:07:54 AM
Where's the other half of the stadium?  I'm pretty sure UCA has a bigger stadium.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on April 22, 2013, 11:09:06 AM


In all fairness, that pic is of the home side. There is at least one more person on the visitors side.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Zoso on April 22, 2013, 11:14:18 AM
Great spring game support:

(http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a572/ImpalaSS7/B48BE5C3-B328-489E-8FA4-405CFDFD05AB-3783-000000E8EBFD4110_zps2a50bcd7.jpg)

Maybe that's just the visitor's side.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on April 22, 2013, 02:50:58 PM
To be fair, they almost certainly set a record for highest attendance at a spring game, even if the 18,384 is more like 1838.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on May 03, 2013, 03:47:46 PM
Bo Mattingly ‏@SportsTalkwBo 5m

Templeton: Missouri will become Arkansas' permanent cross-division rival on the 2014 schedule.

 :-\
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on May 03, 2013, 04:02:35 PM
Radney Foster knows.


 :maundoed:

I heard that song a couple of years ago and Woopig had ruined it for me.  When he sings, ". . .slammin' doors" I expect a "screen" in there somewhere.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LaMoHog on May 03, 2013, 04:10:52 PM

 :maundoed:

I heard that song a couple of years ago and Woopig had ruined it for me.  When he sings, ". . .slammin' doors" I expect a "screen" in there somewhere.

Well horseshit. Not that I ever particularly liked the song, but I'll do it every time now.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on May 03, 2013, 04:18:51 PM
Bo Mattingly ‏@SportsTalkwBo 5m

Templeton: Missouri will become Arkansas' permanent cross-division rival on the 2014 schedule.

 :-\

Better travel, solidly solid win > horrible travel, fairly solid win
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on May 03, 2013, 05:20:55 PM

 :maundoed:

I heard that song a couple of years ago and Woopig had ruined it for me.  When he sings, ". . .slammin' doors" I expect a "screen" in there somewhere.

"and I'm not here to paint no more..."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jackie Treehorn on May 03, 2013, 05:40:41 PM
Better travel, solidly solid win > horrible travel, fairly solid win

On paper I think it works out better for us, but I guarantee that Missouri will circle this game on their calendar every year and they'll get all jacked up and play out of this world to try and beat us. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on May 03, 2013, 06:32:43 PM


Hopefully we'll stomp their asses for three or four years and they'll just start laying there and taking it up the ass!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: ups_hog on May 03, 2013, 06:34:15 PM

Hopefully we'll stomp their asses for three or four years and they'll just start laying there and taking it up the ass!

They're a football team, not Chop Sooie's girlfriend.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on May 03, 2013, 06:42:00 PM

Hopefully we'll stomp their asses for three or four years and they'll just start laying there and taking it up the ass!

LOL MIZ:  taking stomps up the ass since 1839
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on May 03, 2013, 06:50:10 PM
LOL MIZ:  taking stomps up the ass since 1839

Louisianapurchaseface
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on May 03, 2013, 08:06:57 PM
#FaithInHaith #DrinkelWithPinkel
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on May 03, 2013, 09:53:18 PM
Well horseshit. Not that I ever particularly liked the song, but I'll do it every time now.


Foster's wife left him and took their child to live in France with her and her new cheese-eating, surrender monkey of a boyfriend. When RF learned that he would be separated from his little one by the Atlantic, he penned a nice lullaby. The Dixie Chicks recorded it after that and did a good  job, but his version has more "oomph" to it.

So tonight's dedication goes out to Tippy, a great dog who died too soon.  Coming up next, Jesus Jones and "Right Here Right Now."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eos7FbtuTbo&sns=em

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on May 03, 2013, 10:17:36 PM
It'll be a "rivalry" and they will be our bitch.

It'll be fun.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TC on May 03, 2013, 10:25:01 PM
Mizzissippi. LOL MISZ.

I'm torn.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on May 03, 2013, 10:25:30 PM
It'll be a "rivalry" and they will be our bitch.

It'll be fun.

Fair enough, but what is your take on Radney Foster?  Because even HIS career is more relevant than Shakespeare's Pizza.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Nolapigz on August 05, 2013, 01:26:43 PM
Quote
@Dave_Matter: Mizzou's first full pads practice opens with Creed's "Higher," fades into Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive." Progress

 :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on August 05, 2013, 01:30:49 PM
:rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:

Gary Pinkel's getting an earring. Calling it NOW.
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Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on August 05, 2013, 02:13:00 PM
They're not knocking on the door, they're kicking it in.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on August 05, 2013, 02:37:01 PM
No Nickleback? I am disappoint.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on August 05, 2013, 02:43:28 PM
No Nickleback? I am disappoint.

They play that to warm up the crowd.

(http://www.kcchiefsdraft.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Brookes-Photos-001-420x179.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on August 05, 2013, 03:12:20 PM
Ah yes my favorite thread returns. I hope there will be plenty of posts here during the season laughing at the abomination that is LOL MIZZ football programs
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on August 05, 2013, 03:16:14 PM
just watch this glorious work

http://youtu.be/sxULC5Vcnks
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on August 05, 2013, 03:27:28 PM
just watch this glorious work

http://youtu.be/sxULC5Vcnks

"There a game a coming."  :maundoed: :rofl:

It sounds and looks like a bad bud light/coors light commercial during football season.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Zoso on August 05, 2013, 03:37:04 PM
just watch this glorious work

http://youtu.be/sxULC5Vcnks

Curtis Mayfield wept.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Joe Swine on August 05, 2013, 03:39:54 PM
Ticket commercial evokes lyric "You don't need no ticket."   :thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BigDavis on August 05, 2013, 03:45:25 PM
Was there some new mandate that this terrible voice has to do all the narrating for SEC videos this year?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on August 05, 2013, 09:21:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASMRc5YYcDY
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: billy_ocean_fan on August 05, 2013, 09:31:40 PM
1-800-CAT-PAWS, because

1-800-PUS-SIES is taken.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: snoots on August 05, 2013, 10:08:04 PM
A game a comin?   That's what they went with?  That makes no sense.  An ass whoopin comin would be more accurate.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on August 05, 2013, 10:09:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASMRc5YYcDY

Send that shit up there!  :maundoed: :maundoed: :maundoed: :maundoed:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TC on August 05, 2013, 10:17:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASMRc5YYcDY

Gof clap.

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on August 05, 2013, 10:19:31 PM
Luginbill picked aTM to beat Arkansas and aTm to lose to Missou. He must be outside his damn mind.
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on August 05, 2013, 10:26:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASMRc5YYcDY

Awesome!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cotte on August 05, 2013, 10:35:07 PM
I've been waiting on this.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: razor5396 on August 05, 2013, 10:36:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASMRc5YYcDY

Holy Shit! I am fucking crying.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: WORD on August 05, 2013, 11:11:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASMRc5YYcDY

Thanks man, laying in bed catching up on Razorback and sec shit. Wife just kicked me for laughing so damn hard.

Well done.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sliver72 on August 05, 2013, 11:13:14 PM
The only way they could have even remotely improved on this was if the Mizz logo was stamped into the charcoal briquets...either that or aTm's.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TravelHog on August 06, 2013, 03:17:52 AM
"Practicing the 'Y' from YMCA."  :maundoed:

We know why they're practicing the "Why". So does everyone else.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: BASS on August 07, 2013, 08:47:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASMRc5YYcDY

just watched, bravo
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hog Jordan on August 07, 2013, 04:56:29 PM
DGB is getting some reps on special teams... as a punt blocker
 http://m.stltoday.com/sports/college/mizzou/eye-on-the-tigers/a-new-role-for-green-beckham/article_abc72643-c6dc-5ced-a1ef-33d632cea4bd.html?mobile_touch=true
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on August 07, 2013, 04:57:56 PM
DGB is getting some reps on special teams... as a punt blocker
 http://m.stltoday.com/sports/college/mizzou/eye-on-the-tigers/a-new-role-for-green-beckham/article_abc72643-c6dc-5ced-a1ef-33d632cea4bd.html?mobile_touch=true

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43fenS4rJ1rqfhi2o1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on August 07, 2013, 05:03:59 PM
DGB is getting some reps on special teams... as a punt blocker
 http://m.stltoday.com/sports/college/mizzou/eye-on-the-tigers/a-new-role-for-green-beckham/article_abc72643-c6dc-5ced-a1ef-33d632cea4bd.html?mobile_touch=true

Mama must be so proud.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: NeedaLittleHelpHere on August 07, 2013, 05:57:28 PM
From ESPN's SEC blog:
Quote
The Southeastern Conference, once again, is dominating in the Recruiting Nation team rankings. Ten of the top 25 teams hail from the SEC and all but one school (Missouri) is in the top 40.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on August 07, 2013, 10:18:43 PM
Mizzou is getting ass raped in in-state recruiting. The highest player even considering them is the #12 kid in the state. They had the #7 kid, but he de-committed.

Rank
   
Name
   
Pos
   
Location
   
Stars
   
Ht
   
Wt
   
School
#1
   
Andy Bauer
   
OL
   
St. Louis, MODeSmet
   
4 stars
   
6'6"
   
304
   
Mississippi
#2
   
Rafe Peavey
   
QB
   
Bolivar, MOBolivar
   
4 stars
   
6'2"
   
205
   
Arkansas
#3
   
Roderick Johnson
   
OL
   
Florissant, MOHazelwood Central
   
4 stars
   
6'7"
   
310
   
list
#4
   
Monte Harrison
   
WR
   
Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West
   
4 stars
   
6'3"
   
200
   
Nebraska
#5
   
Jimmie Swain
   
LB
   
Olathe, KSNorth
   
4 stars
   
6'3"
   
219
   
TCU
#6
   
Raymond Wingo
   
ATH
   
St. Louis, MOUniversity
   
3 stars
   
6'0"
   
165
   
list
#7
   
Markel Smith
   
RB
   
St. Louis, MOSt. John Vianney
   
3 stars
   
5'10"
   
210
   
list
#8
   
Elijah Lee
   
DE
   
Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs
   
3 stars
   
6'3"
   
203
   
Kansas St.
#9
   
Brian Wallace
   
OL
   
St. Louis, MOChristian Brothers College High
   
3 stars
   
6'6"
   
304
   
list
#10
   
Dalvin Warmack
   
RB
   
Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs
   
3 stars
   
5'8"
   
183
   
Kansas St.
#11
   
Armon Watts
   
DT
   
St. Louis, MOChristian Brothers College High
   
3 stars
   
6'5"
   
274
   
list
#12
   
Logan Cheadle
   
DB
   
Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West
   
3 stars
   
5'10"
   
165
   
Missouri
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hog Jordan on August 07, 2013, 10:21:47 PM
we should get watts soon, maybe wingo eventually. it would be a huge coup if bb actually gets bauer to flip
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hog Jordan on August 07, 2013, 10:22:17 PM
missouri being super shitty has definitely helped our recruiting.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on August 07, 2013, 10:27:22 PM
missouri being super shitty has definitely helped our recruiting.
As time goes by and we make them our bitch and their small time nature keeps up, we'll get whoever we want out of that state, if he wants to play SEC ball.  I just don't know if that state is ever going to produce huge amounts of elite talent. 

How many real SEC level guys does that whole state put out, year after year?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on August 07, 2013, 10:28:54 PM
Missouri leaving the Big 12 killed their Texas pipeline.  Any benefit they might have retained by moving with A&M is negated by us being a superior program, just all around better people, and being between them and Texas.

I've been thinking for a little while that we might benefit more from Missouri being in the SEC than Missouri does.  A few years of completely sucking ass versus SEC competition and they'll be sending us more of their in-state kids than ever. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on August 07, 2013, 10:35:44 PM
Mizzou is getting ass raped in in-state recruiting. The highest player even considering them is the #12 kid in the state. They had the #7 kid, but he de-committed.

Rank
   
Name
   
Pos
   
Location
   
Stars
   
Ht
   
Wt
   
School
#1
   
Andy Bauer
   
OL
   
St. Louis, MODeSmet
   
4 stars
   
6'6"
   
304
   
Mississippi
#2
   
Rafe Peavey
   
QB
   
Bolivar, MOBolivar
   
4 stars
   
6'2"
   
205
   
Arkansas
#3
   
Roderick Johnson
   
OL
   
Florissant, MOHazelwood Central
   
4 stars
   
6'7"
   
310
   
list
#4
   
Monte Harrison
   
WR
   
Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West
   
4 stars
   
6'3"
   
200
   
Nebraska
#5
   
Jimmie Swain
   
LB
   
Olathe, KSNorth
   
4 stars
   
6'3"
   
219
   
TCU
#6
   
Raymond Wingo
   
ATH
   
St. Louis, MOUniversity
   
3 stars
   
6'0"
   
165
   
list
#7
   
Markel Smith
   
RB
   
St. Louis, MOSt. John Vianney
   
3 stars
   
5'10"
   
210
   
list
#8
   
Elijah Lee
   
DE
   
Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs
   
3 stars
   
6'3"
   
203
   
Kansas St.
#9
   
Brian Wallace
   
OL
   
St. Louis, MOChristian Brothers College High
   
3 stars
   
6'6"
   
304
   
list
#10
   
Dalvin Warmack
   
RB
   
Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs
   
3 stars
   
5'8"
   
183
   
Kansas St.
#11
   
Armon Watts
   
DT
   
St. Louis, MOChristian Brothers College High
   
3 stars
   
6'5"
   
274
   
list
#12
   
Logan Cheadle
   
DB
   
Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West
   
3 stars
   
5'10"
   
165
   
Missouri



/list
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on August 07, 2013, 10:37:25 PM
Missouri being an SEC team is directly beneficial to us, and more to us than any other SEC team.  We finally will have our easy conference win every year and they will get the brunt of being the "way the fuck out there" team that everyone accuses of not being true SEC. 

I still think A&M being SEC benefits us and LSU plenty as well, and is going to really, really, REALLY make life more tough for Texas and OU in their recruiting in TX.  The eventual evening news coverage and focus on what's happening in the SEC because of A&M will take the shine off of the Longhorns a bit and a ton of shine off OU when it comes to TX high school kids and their desire to play college ball.   
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on August 07, 2013, 10:45:39 PM


How many real SEC level guys does that whole state put out, year after year?

More than us, maybe 7 or 8.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on August 07, 2013, 10:52:57 PM
Really?

I'm assuming St Louis for the most part...which kind of puts them in Big 10 country as well. 

How many have traditionally gone to Mizzou out of that 7 or 8 annually?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on August 07, 2013, 11:04:52 PM
Really?

I'm assuming St Louis for the most part...which kind of puts them in Big 10 country as well. 

How many have traditionally gone to Mizzou out of that 7 or 8 annually?

They probably take 10 of the top 20 kids, mainly from the bottom half. MO is a good sized state.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on August 08, 2013, 08:31:38 AM
Really?

I'm assuming St Louis for the most part...which kind of puts them in Big 10 country as well. 

How many have traditionally gone to Mizzou out of that 7 or 8 annually?

Just off the top of my head, going back a few years: Jeremy Maclin-1st rounder, Montee Ball-Great RB after he got his shit together, Marvin McNutt (WR for Dolphins I think) Sheldon Richardson (top 10 pick), DGB (#1 overall recruit), William Moore (Falcons pro bowl Safety), Justin Smith 49ers DE Aldon Smith 49ers DE--both are beasts in the NFL.

Few more from the Googles, pre-2010:
Brandon Lloyd (WR played for a lot of teams, Patriots last year)
Lawyer Milloy
Lawrence Maroney
Darnay Scott
Russell Washington
Kellen Winslow
CB Eric Wright
Billy Sims (yes, the OU Billy Sims)

So the state puts out a big time player every few years. Fayetteville's proximity and our future successes whippin' their ass, we could bring some of these guys to Arkansas.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogeye_Pierce on August 08, 2013, 08:37:21 AM

Billy Sims (yes, the OU Billy Sims)

So the state puts out a big time player every few years. Fayetteville's proximity and our future successes whippin' their ass, we could bring some of these guys to Arkansas.
 

OK. Billy Sims was born in St. Louis, but he played his high school ball in Hooks, TX. That does not count.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on August 08, 2013, 08:39:55 AM
 

OK. Billy Sims was born in St. Louis, but he played his high school ball in Hooks, TX. That does not count.

Yeah I would agree with that. He was just on the list and I figured he was good because he has a bunch of BBQ restaurants now, so I included him.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on August 08, 2013, 08:42:04 AM
Well, if we are talking all time, you can't leave Gary Anderson off the list.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on August 08, 2013, 08:47:46 AM
Well, if we are talking all time, you can't leave Gary Anderson off the list.

The kicker?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on August 08, 2013, 08:50:09 AM
The kicker?

(http://i.qkme.me/3595yd.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on August 08, 2013, 08:51:41 AM
Well, if we are talking all time, you can't leave Gary Anderson off the list.

No, the former coach of the Arkansas Twisters.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on August 08, 2013, 08:54:16 AM
(http://i.qkme.me/3595yd.jpg)

Oh my bad. After extensive googling I see that Gary Anderson the kicker is from South Africa.

Also,

"At trial, evidence was produced showing despite spending four years at the University of Arkansas, Anderson had not learned to read. This is one reason why he may not have understand the various documents he kept signing.

Anderson signed to play for the Tampa Bay Bandits of the USFL in 1983 after a college football career at the University of Arkansas."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on August 08, 2013, 01:54:18 PM


"At trial, evidence was produced showing despite spending four years at the University of Arkansas, Anderson had not learned to read. This is one reason why he may not have understand the various documents he kept signing.

Anderson signed to play for the Tampa Bay Bandits of the USFL in 1983 after a college football career at the University of Arkansas."

[/quote]

He could read defenses.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on August 08, 2013, 03:32:33 PM
Oh my bad. After extensive googling I see that Gary Anderson the kicker is from South Africa.

Also,

"At trial, evidence was produced showing despite spending four years at the University of Arkansas, Anderson had not learned to read. This is one reason why he may not have understand the various documents he kept signing.

Anderson signed to play for the Tampa Bay Bandits of the USFL in 1983 after a college football career at the University of Arkansas."




(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRKW6pDCUAAfkxU.jpg:large)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boartitz on August 08, 2013, 11:12:22 PM
No. No. I was on the road today traversing MO. All that was on their sports radio was how they were gonna be good in the SEC. Be afraid.
We have sunshune pumpers- cue the old pic, I've lost it-These motherfuckers are Solar Maximus. Maybe the wrong term. Maybe Super Nova. I ain't no astrophysicist. Maybe a black hole(NORASCIST_I drove up the west side via KC). These folks are in an alternate universe anyways. I pissed twice and bought gas and cheap cigarrettes in their fine state.
I can make pretty good time heading north. If I leave heading out west, I usually load up on Ex-Lax about Magnolia so I can shit all over Texass.
Oh yeah. I missed the storm, but saw a lot of the after affects. All the golf courses on the side of the road at Bella Vista were flooded. There was debris on the highway in places all the way up to near Joplin. I heard on the radio that some places got 10" in an hour or so. Damn.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on August 09, 2013, 01:06:16 AM
No. No. I was on the road today traversing MO. All that was on their sports radio was how they were gonna be good in the SEC. Be afraid.
We have sunshune pumpers- cue the old pic, I've lost it-These motherfuckers are Solar Maximus. Maybe the wrong term. Maybe Super Nova. I ain't no astrophysicist. Maybe a black hole(NORASCIST_I drove up the west side via KC). These folks are in an alternate universe anyways. I pissed twice and bought gas and cheap cigarrettes in their fine state.
I can make pretty good time heading north. If I leave heading out west, I usually load up on Ex-Lax about Magnolia so I can shit all over Texass.
Oh yeah. I missed the storm, but saw a lot of the after affects. All the golf courses on the side of the road at Bella Vista were flooded. There was debris on the highway in places all the way up to near Joplin. I heard on the radio that some places got 10" in an hour or so. Damn.

Not in an hour but yeah, up to 10 inches. Looks like a fucking repeat tonite too.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TC on August 09, 2013, 04:28:03 AM



THAT just happened. 

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on August 20, 2013, 11:26:53 AM
RT @GabeDeArmond By my count 72 of the #Rivals250 are committed to #SEC schools…but none to #Mizzou
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on August 20, 2013, 11:36:10 AM
The SEC is figuring it out Nd get to play these owns twice next year in hoops.  I really dislike them
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on August 20, 2013, 11:37:35 AM
They are not knocking on the door. They are busting in
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on August 20, 2013, 11:38:34 AM
The SEC is figuring it out Nd get to play these owns twice next year in hoops.  I really dislike them
Did BB give you a stroke?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogeye_Pierce on August 20, 2013, 11:39:28 AM
The SEC is figuring it out Nd get to play these owns twice next year in hoops.  I really dislike them

I've read this three times and have no earthly idea what you're trying to say. ???
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on August 20, 2013, 11:49:02 AM
What? Y'all don't understand that?


Yeah my bad. iPhone error.


The SEC is figuring it out and instead of playing SC or Vandy we get Mizzou twice.  I attempted to call them clowns.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hognarok on August 20, 2013, 11:55:49 AM
What? Y'all don't understand that?


Yeah my bad. iPhone error.


The SEC is figuring it out and instead of playing SC or Vandy we get Mizzou twice.  I attempted to call them clowns.

That makes more sense if you read it in the context of the first post.  Otherwise it seems like you are calling the SEC clowns for having us play Mizzou twice.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on August 20, 2013, 02:33:25 PM
RT @GabeDeArmond By my count 72 of the #Rivals250 are committed to #SEC schools…but none to #Mizzou

Who is DeArmond?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on August 20, 2013, 02:35:11 PM
Who is DeArmond?

LOL Mizz's Grit.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Death By Sooiecide on August 20, 2013, 02:44:43 PM
That makes more sense if you read it in the context of the first post.  Otherwise it seems like you are calling the SEC clowns for having us play Mizzou twice.
I give up
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on August 20, 2013, 02:49:05 PM
LOL Mizz's Grit.

Ouch.
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on August 20, 2013, 04:24:44 PM
LOL Mizz's Grit.

Grit isn't as big a homer.
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on August 20, 2013, 04:28:06 PM
Grit isn't as big a homer.
Seriously. Gabe is pretty awful and always spins stuff to sound good for Mizzou, which makes this tweet really surprising.
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on August 20, 2013, 09:10:21 PM
Seriously. Gabe is pretty awful and always spins stuff to sound good for Mizzou, which makes this tweet really surprising.
Im too lazy to check but is he one of those 2 assholes from that Mizzou article last year where they were debating whether or not the Tigers could possibly be worse than 9-3 in their initial SEC season? A 2nd place finish in the East was the worst they could envision for that team. LOL

Edit: Ok...I found the article in THIS VERY THREAD. #offtothescreendoor
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on August 20, 2013, 09:15:08 PM
Im too lazy to check but is he one of those 2 assholes from that Mizzou article last year where they were debating whether or not the Tigers could possibly be worse than 9-3 in their initial SEC season? A 2nd place finish in the East was the worst they could envision for that team. LOL

Edit: Ok...I found the article in THIS VERY THREAD. #offtothescreendoor

Re-post it, just for fun.
Title: Re: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on August 20, 2013, 09:40:56 PM
Seriously. Gabe is pretty awful and always spins stuff to sound good for Mizzou, which makes this tweet really surprising.

I think his father writes for the paper in KC and he influences Gabe.  He was all sunshine until this year but they've all turned on Pinkel now.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on August 20, 2013, 10:32:31 PM
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/38516/introducing-missouri-to-its-new-sec-friends

Friends, today is the day.

Mizzou officially announced its move from the Texas League to the SEC last November, but Tuesday we'll make the move official on our blog network.

Mizzou will now officially be a member of the SEC blog and move off the Texas League blog. We'll have a full day of posts Tuesday commemorating, debating and celebrating, but we'll kick things off the right way: with an introduction.

Texas League blogger David Ubben introduces the SEC to its newest member on the blog with a Q&A with SEC blogger Edward Aschoff.

Edward Aschoff: Once the Texas A&M talks with the SEC heated up, Missouri's name was thrown right in. It wasn't much of a secret the Tigers would join, but what was your reaction to Missouri joining the SEC?

David Ubben: It's a complicated one. This move has so many facets to it. In terms of stability, I totally understand. When Texas, Texas Tech, Oklahoma and Oklahoma State started looking west at forming the Pac-16 for the second consecutive year, Mizzou knew it didn't want to have to wonder where it's future league home was going to be. The summer of 2010, when it looked like Mizzou, Kansas, Kansas State, Iowa State and Baylor were going to be left out of these new "super-conferences," was scary for the Tigers. A move to the SEC, above all, ensures those conversations won't have to occur anymore.

A ticket to the SEC became possible. The Tigers chased it and caught it.

Well, now they're here. Fans are going to have to travel a long way to see road games. The recruiting game is going to be vastly different, and much more cutthroat, perhaps a world the Tigers are a bit unfamiliar with.

This season, they were right outside the national top 25 in recruiting, but that ranked ninth in the SEC. The bar has been raised. The big question is can Missouri clear it and be a successful program in the long run?

By signing Dorial Green-Beckham, the Missouri Tigers showed the school can attract top recruits.EA: Travel will be really interesting. Columbia, Mo., is almost 900 miles away from the other Columbia in South Carolina, and Gainesville, Fla., is more than 1,000 miles away. Talk about Delta miles. Missouri won't have to worry about filling opposing fans' ticket allotments, because SEC fans travel well. So when these fans get on campus, what are some of the new traditions they'll be exposed to from the Missouri faithful?

DU: Good question. There are teams with stronger traditions in the Texas League, but Mizzou's are solid.

The most evident one will be the Rock M at the North end of Faurot Field. Every August, Missouri adds a few rocks, and the university's freshmen offer a fresh coat of paint to keep it looking fresh, which it always does.

For the biggest games, the Rock M and the field surrounding it will be packed with fans. Lately, the Tigers have had a few big wins to celebrate with ripped-up goalposts. Wins over Oklahoma and Nebraska come to mind. When that happens, those goalposts are toted up that field and carried almost a mile to Harpo's, a bar downtown, where fans will cut them up and take home a piece.

If Bama goes down in Columbia next season, the Tide fans will see that up close and personal.

During the game, you'll get a taste of the “Missouri Waltz,” which is a pretty recognizable song featuring the fans waving their arms to the music.

They'll also get to meet Truman the Tiger, who treks around the track surrounding the field in a fire truck before the game with a hose to spray fans on hot days.

Faurot Field only seats a little more than 70,000 fans, but it's a solid atmosphere more often than not. It won't wow many folks, but it has a very unique feel, and the stadium is set into the ground, so it feels a little underground, too.

EA: I also hear homecoming is a pretty big deal in Columbia. Let's hit the team a little. Some guy named Dorial Green-Beckham signed with Missouri, and from all accounts he's a pretty big deal. The Tigers return a couple of solid receivers to help James Franklin, but Green-Beckham might really be special. How big was that pickup and how do you think he'll be used in the Tigers' offense this fall?

DU: Ah yes, how could I forget?

You want to be wowed by Mizzou? Come to campus during homecoming weekend and check out house decorations. I've seen plenty on several campuses in my day. None top Mizzou.

The DGB signing might honestly be bigger off the field than it is on it. He signifies that if you're one of the nation's top recruits, you don't have to go to somewhere like Alabama, LSU, Oklahoma or Texas. It's OK to go somewhere in-state or somewhere you feel comfortable.

Most importantly, you can go to Mizzou, and DGB will vouch for that.

On the field, I don't think you can expect him to walk in and be a game changer. The SEC is a lot different than Missouri high school football. That said, I'd be surprised if he had fewer than 40 catches this season, and of course, he has the potential to become one of the best receivers this game has ever seen.

That idea is kind of crazy to think about. Mizzou's offense will give him a chance to fulfill that potential.

EA: Well, the guy throwing the ball to DGB ain't so bad. We saw quite a bit of Franklin last season, and he was pretty impressive running and throwing, but this is the big league. SEC defenses prevent shootouts. So how do you see Franklin adjusting to all that speed on defense? And I might as well put you on the spot and see how you think Missouri will do in its first season in the SEC. What's your prediction, David?

DU: I think he's well-suited for the SEC, really. He doesn't get his yards on the ground with a lot of speed. He's really instinctive and runs when he should run. He does it with power and a great feel for creases in the offensive line and some nice wiggle that makes it hard to lay a good knock on him like SEC defenses will want to do.

Mizzou's production will dip a bit, but I still think the Tigers' offense will be effective.

As for my pick for the Tigers in Year 1? Nine wins. Second place in the SEC East. Not a bad first season, eh?
Here ya go...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on August 20, 2013, 10:35:43 PM
Here ya go...

That was written by David Ubben. Hes deformed or some shit, like physically. He's from Springdale.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GolfingHog on August 21, 2013, 08:36:25 AM
Here ya go...

On the field, I don't think you can expect him to walk in and be a game changer. The SEC is a lot different than Missouri high school football. That said, I'd be surprised if he had fewer than 40 catches this season, and of course, he has the potential to become one of the best receivers this game has ever seen.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/team/stats/_/id/142/missouri-tigers
 (http://espn.go.com/college-football/team/stats/_/id/142/missouri-tigers)
Dorial Green-Beckham   28   395   14.1   80 (TD)   5
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on August 21, 2013, 08:40:49 AM
That was written by David Ubben. Hes deformed or some shit, like physically. He's from Springdale.
I think this was covered earlier in this thread. That article was posted on the first page of this thread, and I think he was discussed a few pages later.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on August 21, 2013, 09:32:42 AM
I think this was covered earlier in this thread. That article was posted on the first page of this thread, and I think he was discussed a few pages later.


 :-\
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on August 21, 2013, 10:09:39 AM
 Arkansas at Mizzou on November 28, 2014 (Friday after Thanksgiving)

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/21/4425000/mu-football-will-travel-to-am.html (http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/21/4425000/mu-football-will-travel-to-am.html)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Snortingred1 on August 21, 2013, 01:27:12 PM
Arkansas at Mizzou on November 28, 2014 (Friday after Thanksgiving)

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/21/4425000/mu-football-will-travel-to-am.html (http://www.kansascity.com/2013/08/21/4425000/mu-football-will-travel-to-am.html)

Well fuck.  There goes that.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on August 21, 2013, 09:14:47 PM
Just saw a commercial for Mizzou football.  4 tickets to the Murray State game for $99.  Must be having a hard time selling tickets this year.  With STL and KC so close they have no reason for not selling out. I realize STL is Big 10 town and KC is more KU and KSU but still they have to have enough to sell out that stadium.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: I got squealz on August 23, 2013, 10:37:25 AM
Tough to sell out games when everyone knows they suck ass! I remember in 96, we could get tickets to Little Rock games for free through high school.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: VegasHog on August 23, 2013, 11:34:09 AM
Wingo's little brother (#6 in state player) and Brian Wallace (#9 in state player) announced their top schools. Neither had Missouri on their list. Arkansas made both.

LOL MIZZ
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jackie Treehorn on October 27, 2013, 10:15:53 AM
This thread needs a bump, or a doink. 

It's nice seeing the national writers like Forde and Dodd boohoo over this loss. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 27, 2013, 12:27:38 PM
Us being SO shitty just takes all the fun out of making fun of LoL Miss and LoL Mizz.  Fuck you football gods!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: schweinhund on October 27, 2013, 03:18:28 PM
Us being SO shitty just takes all the fun out of making fun of LoL Miss and LoL Mizz.  Fuck you football gods!

We certainly can't gloat and lord it over them, but it's always fun to mock them.  Take your fun where you can find it this season, and I certainly chortled when the Mizz kicker choked on that field goal.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bar_hog on October 27, 2013, 03:41:15 PM
did we even score on " bye" this week ?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Snortingred1 on October 27, 2013, 04:18:26 PM
http://youtu.be/3G8JtaG6gQw (http://youtu.be/3G8JtaG6gQw)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Over9000ft on October 27, 2013, 04:37:39 PM
Just saw a commercial for Mizzou football.  4 tickets to the Murray State game for $99.  Must be having a hard time selling tickets this year.  With STL and KC so close they have no reason for not selling out. I realize STL is Big 10 town and KC is more KU and KSU but still they have to have enough to sell out that stadium.

Rams/Blues/Cardinals/Chiefs/Royals?

College FB is big in states that don't have pro teams, or only one pro team.  You can't expect as much from a state that has 5 professional sports teams, two of which are having winning years in different cities in said state.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: jwlbrown on October 27, 2013, 04:39:41 PM


Well according to this site we scored but still got blown out:

http://www.rockcitytimes.com/arkansas-razorbacks-stunned-51-14-loss-bye-week/
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bar_hog on October 27, 2013, 04:53:07 PM
thanks I needed that. it will get better just not this year.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 28, 2013, 05:57:20 AM
thanks I needed that. it will get better just not this year.

You needed what?  Lazy attempts at obvious humor, filled with grammatical errors?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on October 28, 2013, 06:19:58 AM
Rams/Blues/Cardinals/Chiefs/Royals?

College FB is big in states that don't have pro teams, or only one pro team.  You can't expect as much from a state that has 5 professional sports teams, two of which are having winning years in different cities in said state.

Explain Penn, Ohio, Fla and Texas among others. It may have something to do with population base.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on October 28, 2013, 06:24:24 AM
You needed what?  Lazy attempts at obvious humor, filled with grammatical errors?

Could have just came here for that.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: papermill on October 28, 2013, 07:19:22 AM
Could have just came here for that.

wasn't that exciting but whatever floats your boat
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hognarok on October 28, 2013, 12:53:34 PM
We certainly can't gloat and lord it over them, but it's always fun to mock them.  Take your fun where you can find it this season, and I certainly chortled when the Mizz kicker choked on that field goal.

I will never not find fun in mocking Mizzou.  Here, I wrote them a letter.

Dear Mizzou,

Congratulations on fucking up your second chance, in recent memory, at national prominence.  Six years ago Arkansas was actually responsible for giving your team that first chance and you responded to that opportunity by getting your dick stepped on by Oklahoma in the now defunct Big 12 championship game.  This year you were 7 games into what could have been an undefeated season with only aTm looming at the end.  All you had to do was beat South Carolina. At home. A team that had just lost to Tennessee. You were leading South Carolina by 17 points going into the fourth quarter and blew that lead in glorious fashion.  And now you want to blame the kicker for that loss?

Your dickhead fans blaming the kicker are probably the same people that were questioning the toughness of this conference.  I hope they are realizing that it is tougher than finding another connection after they lose their meth dealer to one of those untimely explosions that seems to happen all too often up there.  Which, now that I think about it probably isn't that tough in Missouri.

In conclusion, I hope you lose every game for the rest of the year.  That includes losing the inevitable showdown with Rice in Shreveport.

Sincerely,

Hognarok
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GuinnessHog on October 28, 2013, 01:03:47 PM
When do we start the LOL ARK thread?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tonic on October 28, 2013, 01:09:58 PM
When do we start the LOL ARK thread?

It already exists. It is called Hogville.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cove Hog on October 28, 2013, 01:12:08 PM
When do we start the LOL ARK thread?

Just read every game thread.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 28, 2013, 01:20:14 PM
I don't even really read through this or the LOL MISS thread even.
Is this thread still a bunch of gnashing of teeth over how Mizzou isn't going to be a rival?

Because, a lot of people are wrong. They will be.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on October 28, 2013, 01:27:43 PM
I will never not find fun in mocking Mizzou.  Here, I wrote them a letter.

Dear Mizzou,

Congratulations on fucking up your second chance, in recent memory, at national prominence.  Six years ago Arkansas was actually responsible for giving your team that first chance and you responded to that opportunity by getting your dick stepped on by Oklahoma in the now defunct Big 12 championship game.  This year you were 7 games into what could have been an undefeated season with only aTm looming at the end.  All you had to do was beat South Carolina. At home. A team that had just lost to Tennessee. You were leading South Carolina by 17 points going into the fourth quarter and blew that lead in glorious fashion.  And now you want to blame the kicker for that loss?

Your dickhead fans blaming the kicker are probably the same people that were questioning the toughness of this conference.  I hope they are realizing that it is tougher than finding another connection after they lose their meth dealer to one of those untimely explosions that seems to happen all too often up there.  Which, now that I think about it probably isn't that tough in Missouri.

In conclusion, I hope you lose every game for the rest of the year.  That includes losing the inevitable showdown with Rice in Shreveport.

Sincerely,

Hognarok

Hog fans were guilty of this in 2009 LSU game with Tejada...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: big_pig on October 28, 2013, 03:35:23 PM
Hog fans were guilty of this in 2009 LSU game with Tejada...

I blame the ref.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on October 28, 2013, 04:29:28 PM
I blame the ref.

I blame Erin Andrews
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Razor B on October 28, 2013, 04:43:10 PM
I blame Erin Andrews

No kidding.  I bet she talked to Mallet the night before. 

Remember the 2004 Texas game?  According to her we were the Arizona Razorbacks.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on October 28, 2013, 04:58:32 PM
No kidding.  I bet she talked to Mallet the night before. 

Remember the 2004 Texas game?  According to her we were the Arizona Razorbacks.

Mallett PUNISHED her the week of the Bama game in 2010.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on October 29, 2013, 07:53:09 AM
Mallett PUNISHED her the week of the Bama game in 2010.

(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ryan-mallet-punish-erin-andrews.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on October 29, 2013, 10:20:29 PM
Mallett PUNISHED her the week of the Bama game in 2010.

You think he did it with his helmet on sideways...peeping at her through the ear hole??
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogtired on October 30, 2013, 05:11:00 AM
You think he did it with his helmet on sideways...peeping at her through the ear hole??

He would have loved to peep in her hole
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HughJasole on October 30, 2013, 09:37:19 AM
You guys are disgusting...Erin is a very talented journalist and would never stoop to such levels as sleeping with the athletes she covers  ;D
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HawgBallz23 on October 30, 2013, 10:05:51 AM
Rams/Blues/Cardinals/Chiefs/Royals?

College FB is big in states that don't have pro teams, or only one pro team.  You can't expect as much from a state that has 5 professional sports teams, two of which are having winning years in different cities in said state.

I live here in Columbia, and I give the state NO EXCUSES for their non-stadium filling and sometimey support of their team.  Yes, there are several pro teams here, BUT STL has a Metro area of 2.9 million, KC has a metro area of 2.8 million (the whole state of Arkansas is about 3 million), Columbia itself has 110k with Jeff City down the road... and Springfield is roughly the population of Little Rock, the Joplin area is fairly well populated too.

There just isn't the CRAZE here for the university as it is back home in Arkansas.  People care when they are winning, ONLY.  Yes, there are a few true blue fans here in Missouri.  But once you leave Central Missouri, you hardly see "MU" stuff.  Whereas as soon as you get near Branson, Springfield, Joplin... you see more Hog stuff... and in every corner of Arkansas you see razorback support.

Plus, I think of places like Tennessee which has pro basketball, pro football, and FOUR D-1 (bcs) schools, but Tenn still can get over 90k in that stadium regularly.  Mizz is the ONLY D-1 school here.

You either care about your university or you don't.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on October 30, 2013, 08:27:05 PM
I live here in Columbia, and I give the state NO EXCUSES for their non-stadium filling and sometimey support of their team.  Yes, there are several pro teams here, BUT STL has a Metro area of 2.9 million, KC has a metro area of 2.8 million (the whole state of Arkansas is about 3 million), Columbia itself has 110k with Jeff City down the road... and Springfield is roughly the population of Little Rock, the Joplin area is fairly well populated too.

There just isn't the CRAZE here for the university as it is back home in Arkansas.  People care when they are winning, ONLY.  Yes, there are a few true blue fans here in Missouri.  But once you leave Central Missouri, you hardly see "MU" stuff.  Whereas as soon as you get near Branson, Springfield, Joplin... you see more Hog stuff... and in every corner of Arkansas you see razorback support.

Plus, I think of places like Tennessee which has pro basketball, pro football, and FOUR D-1 (bcs) schools, but Tenn still can get over 90k in that stadium regularly.  Mizz is the ONLY D-1 school here.

You either care about your university or you don't.

I generally agree with what you are saying, but the Springfield MSA is now smaller than NWA and quite a bit smaller than Little Rock.

Still no excuse, I totally agree.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: RedRiverHog on October 30, 2013, 08:30:05 PM
You either care about your university or you don't.

Either U/A or U/Ain't
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on October 30, 2013, 08:41:29 PM
I live here in Columbia, and I give the state NO EXCUSES for their non-stadium filling and sometimey support of their team.  Yes, there are several pro teams here, BUT STL has a Metro area of 2.9 million, KC has a metro area of 2.8 million (the whole state of Arkansas is about 3 million), Columbia itself has 110k with Jeff City down the road... and Springfield is roughly the population of Little Rock, the Joplin area is fairly well populated too.

There just isn't the CRAZE here for the university as it is back home in Arkansas.  People care when they are winning, ONLY.  Yes, there are a few true blue fans here in Missouri.  But once you leave Central Missouri, you hardly see "MU" stuff.  Whereas as soon as you get near Branson, Springfield, Joplin... you see more Hog stuff... and in every corner of Arkansas you see razorback support.

Plus, I think of places like Tennessee which has pro basketball, pro football, and FOUR D-1 (bcs) schools, but Tenn still can get over 90k in that stadium regularly.  Mizz is the ONLY D-1 school here.

You either care about your university or you don't.

Nice post.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on October 31, 2013, 10:07:50 AM
I live here in Columbia, and I give the state NO EXCUSES for their non-stadium filling and sometimey support of their team.  Yes, there are several pro teams here, BUT STL has a Metro area of 2.9 million, KC has a metro area of 2.8 million (the whole state of Arkansas is about 3 million), Columbia itself has 110k with Jeff City down the road... and Springfield is roughly the population of Little Rock, the Joplin area is fairly well populated too.

There just isn't the CRAZE here for the university as it is back home in Arkansas.  People care when they are winning, ONLY.  Yes, there are a few true blue fans here in Missouri.  But once you leave Central Missouri, you hardly see "MU" stuff.  Whereas as soon as you get near Branson, Springfield, Joplin... you see more Hog stuff... and in every corner of Arkansas you see razorback support.

Plus, I think of places like Tennessee which has pro basketball, pro football, and FOUR D-1 (bcs) schools, but Tenn still can get over 90k in that stadium regularly.  Mizz is the ONLY D-1 school here.

You either care about your university or you don't.

I think judging how much you care for your university based on your attendance to athletic events is a bit myopic.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HawgBallz23 on October 31, 2013, 10:55:38 AM
I think judging how much you care for your university based on your attendance to athletic events is a bit myopic.

To some extent, you are correct.  But...

A) So, you are saying an empty stadium means many people DO support the university and the sports teams?

B) On the flip side...So, you are saying a stadium FILLED TO CAPACITY in school colors means that hardly anyone supports the university & the sports teams?

C)  I ALSO mentioned just the state support as a whole outside of sports.  Once you get away from Central Missouri, you really don't see much MU items (shirts, hats, flags, etc...) anymore.  You see it here and there, but it dies down a LOT when you go a good 70 or so miles away.  You can go to any corner of the state of Arkansas, even in Jonesboro and see plenty of Hog gear being worn.  That is support and pride. 

The other part of my post was about the "feel" here.  You just don't "feel" the craze here, and I've lived here for about 10 years now.  I've noticed that Mizz fuels itself off of hate.  They won't let go of the KU thing as KU hate stuff was all over the place here for Homecoming last weekend.

Now, back to the attendance... I think of how well Mizz has done in BBALL the last 2 seasons getting to the NCAA tournament compared to Arkansas not even getting into the NIT either of those two.  In 2011-2012 Mizz had one of their best years ever and STILL averaged less than the 11,884 than Ark.  In 2012-2013 Mizz had its first year in the SEC to create some excitement, and averaged less than Ark's just above 13,000.  It is not the size of the arena either b/c Mizz's arena holds 13k.

Just facts...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on October 31, 2013, 11:14:55 AM
I think judging how much you care for your university based on your attendance to athletic events is a bit myopic.
I think the apathy of Missouri fans is multifaceted, attendance is just the most obvious aspect.

I see as much Razorback stuff in DFW as I do Missouri stuff in St Louis or KC (outside of Harpo's).
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on October 31, 2013, 01:07:16 PM
To some extent, you are correct.  But...

A) So, you are saying an empty stadium means many people DO support the university and the sports teams?


There's a difference between supporting a university and supporting its sports team.  That kind of logic would insinuate that because I do not attend all the musical performances of the UA's symphony I do not support the university.  It may be hard for you to understand but there are people out there in the world who attend a university and donate money back who don't give a flying fuck about its athletic dept.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on October 31, 2013, 01:11:17 PM
I think the apathy of Missouri fans is multifaceted, attendance is just the most obvious aspect.

I see as much Razorback stuff in DFW as I do Missouri stuff in St Louis or KC (outside of Harpo's).

I'm not supporting Missouri fans at all, just the idea that attendance at sporting events is a primary indicator of your support or lack of support for a college.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on October 31, 2013, 05:16:34 PM
So some kid of a legacy at Mizzou named Booker (dad played against us back when we Destroyed them, I think) that's a very high 4 star top 30 kid that Mizzou though was in the bag and has been recruiting for awhile committed to Kentucky today, Kentucky had only been interested for a couple of months. Tiger Board isn't taking it well.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on October 31, 2013, 09:58:22 PM
To some extent, you are correct.  But...

blah blah blah blah blah blahblhblabbbity blah.

Just facts...

i can only hear this coming from you.

I'm sure what you are saying makes perfect sense, but your fucking avatar is a HOG.


with gayhomosexual cow whorns.


WHAT THE FUCK MAN???


*also, i think it is some sick color of orange, but it could be my eyes because i am old, blind, and mostly drunk.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boartitz on October 31, 2013, 10:06:54 PM
i can only hear this coming from you.

I'm sure what you are saying makes perfect sense, but your fucking avatar is a HOG.


with gayhomosexual cow whorns.


WHAT THE FUCK MAN???


*also, i think it is some sick color of orange, but it could be my eyes because i am old, blind, and mostly drunk.
Cool it. He's a hogville moderator. You'll be banished.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on October 31, 2013, 10:51:30 PM


That thing in your avatar is an abomination. Burn it.


i can only hear this coming from you.

I'm sure what you are saying makes perfect sense, but your fucking avatar is a HOG.


with gayhomosexual cow whorns.


WHAT THE FUCK MAN???


*also, i think it is some sick color of orange, but it could be my eyes because i am old, blind, and mostly drunk.

It is orange and it says texass(spit). Get a rope.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Stephen Hawging on November 01, 2013, 07:40:07 AM
Either U/A or U/Ain't

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: razorwire on November 01, 2013, 09:57:08 AM
Cool it. He's a grudenvillehomeofthedregsandsimpletons moderator. You'll be banished.

with any luck
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogtired on November 01, 2013, 12:51:31 PM
I'm not supporting Missouri fans at all, just the idea that attendance at sporting events is a primary indicator of your support or lack of support for a college.

See GSD thread
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HawgBallz23 on November 02, 2013, 03:11:36 PM
i can only hear this coming from you.

I'm sure what you are saying makes perfect sense, but your fricking avatar is a HOG.


with gayhomosexual cow whorns.


WHAT THE frick MAN???


*also, i think it is some sick color of orange, but it could be my eyes because i am old, blind, and mostly drunk.

Read underneath my postings in the signature, it explains it all my friend.  I knew when I opened the account that some would laugh at it, and some would have questions about it.  But, the explanation has been there since day one.    Have a great Saturday.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DaveIsNotMyName on November 02, 2013, 04:53:23 PM
To some extent, you are correct.  But...

A) So, you are saying an empty stadium means many people DO support the university and the sports teams?

Not quite...there's a group at my university called the Frosted Tips University 1000 that wants us to end all corporate sponsorships, drop down to D1-AA or D3, or even end football completely.

They have some backing from mostly NJ old money types who are butthurt along with Princeton for "selling our souls." Completely disregarding the fact that the Ivy League was created for the sole purpose of elitism and that it was the Tigers who took their ball (and our cannon) and went home.

Ironically, these people are some of the biggest doners to Frosted Tips University.

My point? You can support your university without supporting its sports teams. The two don't necessarily go hand-in-hand.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: billy_ocean_fan on November 02, 2013, 10:55:14 PM
Either U/A or U/Ain't

Hot selling shirt back in the days of darnell and kareem. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogye West on November 26, 2013, 05:35:36 PM
These kids are fucking retarded

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/10040468/missouri-tigers-student-fan-group-antlers-kicked-again
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on November 26, 2013, 05:37:24 PM
When do we start the LOL ARK thread?

Was wondering the same thing after Saturday. #karma
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: SoldierSooie on November 26, 2013, 05:50:20 PM
Either U/A or U/Ain't

I've heard this all my life and use it frequently. 

csb
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on November 26, 2013, 07:21:53 PM
These kids are fricking retarded

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/10040468/missouri-tigers-student-fan-group-antlers-kicked-again

I thought it was funny.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on December 03, 2013, 04:31:24 PM
I'm sure this has been mentioned and discussed other places....but it just hit me that Mizzou will be going to an SEC championship game before aTm. I would have lost a lot of money betting against that if you had asked me when they both got started in the conference.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GuinnessHog on December 03, 2013, 04:34:19 PM
What if they win? That makes us look like some chumps
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on December 03, 2013, 04:41:02 PM
I'm sure this has been mentioned and discussed other places....but it just hit me that Mizzou will be going to an SEC championship game before aTm. I would have lost a lot of money betting against that if you had asked me when they both got started in the conference.

On the bright side, they're also going to an SEC championship game before one of the league's charter members...the University of Ole Miss. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: 1st_down_streak on December 03, 2013, 04:44:24 PM
What if they win? That makes us look like some chumps

I think we've got the SEC Chumps title in the bag.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: PorkRyan on December 03, 2013, 08:33:49 PM
I'm sure this has been mentioned and discussed other places....but it just hit me that Mizzou will be going to an SEC championship game before aTm. I would have lost a lot of money betting against that if you had asked me when they both got started in the conference.

How about this:  OSU loses and Mizzou wins.  They will probably jump Bama and play for the NC
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on December 03, 2013, 08:38:45 PM
How about this:  OSU loses and Mizzou wins.  They will probably jump Bama and play for the NC
I know this is what the experts are saying would happen but I'm not fully buying it. I still think, maybe erroneously, that the power of Bama would get them to #2 over Mizzou.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on December 03, 2013, 08:47:13 PM
the funny thing is, the bcs is supposed to be about the best two teams in college football, which to me is clearly Alabubba and FreeSHoes.  Teh oHIo state is not even close, nor is missery.















*all based on opinions, mostly pulled from mine arse.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jackie Treehorn on December 03, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
If they win the SEC and/or National Championship, we can go ahead and just bury this thread forever.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on December 04, 2013, 08:59:03 AM
I know this is what the experts are saying would happen but I'm not fully buying it. I still think, maybe erroneously, that the power of Bama would get them to #2 over Mizzou.

I agree with this.  Alabama will sell tickets, Mizzou fans do not travel well.  Their fan base is a little different.  When they were 8-1, after Tenneessee, I was told by multiple Mizzou fans that if they lost out they'd be more than satisfied with the season.  I really don't think they care too much about winning because they never have.  As long as they're competitive and can thump their chest to KU they're happy.  Of course KC isn't a big Mizzou town.  It's more KU, KSU, and a load of move ins.

Think about this.  aTm has received 100 times more media exposure since joining the SEC.  They've finished 3rd and 4th in the West in these two years.  If that's what they do with Johnny, I'd say they've hit their ceiling.  Sherman's recruits will run out soon.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sliver72 on December 04, 2013, 09:17:41 AM
I agree with this.  Alabama will sell tickets, Mizzou fans do not travel well.  Their fan base is a little different.  When they were 8-1, after Tenneessee, I was told by multiple Mizzou fans that if they lost out they'd be more than satisfied with the season.  I really don't think they care too much about winning because they never have.  As long as they're competitive and can thump their chest to KU they're happy.  Of course KC isn't a big Mizzou town.  It's more KU, KSU, and a load of move ins.

Think about this.  aTm has received 100 times more media exposure since joining the SEC.  They've finished 3rd and 4th in the West in these two years.  If that's what they do with Johnny, I'd say they've hit their ceiling.  Sherman's recruits will run out soon.
Burn.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on December 04, 2013, 09:30:57 AM
I agree with this.  Alabama will sell tickets, Mizzou fans do not travel well.  Their fan base is a little different.  When they were 8-1, after Tenneessee, I was told by multiple Mizzou fans that if they lost out they'd be more than satisfied with the season.  I really don't think they care too much about winning because they never have.  As long as they're competitive and can thump their chest to KU they're happy.  Of course KC isn't a big Mizzou town.  It's more KU, KSU, and a load of move ins.

Think about this.  aTm has received 100 times more media exposure since joining the SEC.  They've finished 3rd and 4th in the West in these two years.  If that's what they do with Johnny, I'd say they've hit their ceiling.  Sherman's recruits will run out soon.

Speaking of selling tickets, I heard from an Allburn fan Tuesday, that Mizzou has already released their unsold SECCG ticket alotment to the public. They did not even sell out!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Pig Benis on December 04, 2013, 10:39:37 AM
Speaking of selling tickets, I heard from an Allburn fan Tuesday, that Mizzou has already released their unsold SECCG ticket alotment to the public. They did not even sell out!

They were sold out by 8AM on Monday.

http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/local/tiger-fans-have-options-for-getting-to-sec-championship-game/article_95634ec6-5b84-11e3-bb54-10604b9f6eda.html
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on December 04, 2013, 12:31:28 PM
They were sold out by 8AM on Monday.

http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/local/tiger-fans-have-options-for-getting-to-sec-championship-game/article_95634ec6-5b84-11e3-bb54-10604b9f6eda.html

Well, damn! That is what I get listening to an Allburn fan.  :suicide:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on December 05, 2013, 12:38:44 PM
Well, damn! That is what I get listening to an Allburn fan.  :suicide:

Missouri made their tickets immediately available to the public rather than just donors.

Auburn fans snapped them up as quickly as they could.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on December 05, 2013, 12:42:25 PM
Missouri made their tickets immediately available to the public rather than just donors.

Dead Trees fans snapped them up as quickly as they could.
Ah. I guess Missouri does not have a lot of donors to buy all the tickets. Should be an orange and blue filled Georgia Dome, Saturday night
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on December 05, 2013, 05:04:31 PM
They have a good coach.  They just need better assistants.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Coheed & Hambria on December 07, 2013, 08:13:41 PM
Weakest East to date, dodged Bama, and still couldn't secure a BCS bid. LOLMIZ lives on.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on December 07, 2013, 08:18:08 PM
Ah. I guess Missouri does not have a lot of donors to buy all the tickets. Should be an orange and blue filled Georgia Dome, Saturday night

Looked to me like Missouri fans were pretty scant compared to Auburn fans tonight.  5:1 or more in favor of Auburn.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on December 07, 2013, 08:20:42 PM
Looked to me like Missouri fans were pretty scant compared to Auburn fans tonight.  5:1 or more in favor of Auburn.

They didn't show the press box. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on December 07, 2013, 10:15:18 PM
Looked to me like Missouri fans were pretty scant compared to Auburn fans tonight.  5:1 or more in favor of Auburn.

You might be a little generous with 5:1. They may have had 5 sections in the lower bowl. That said I'm glad they lost. I'd never heard the end of it up here. They've not won a conference championship since the 1940s.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Show-Me Hog on December 08, 2013, 10:39:57 PM
Looked to me like Missouri fans were pretty scant compared to Auburn fans tonight.  5:1 or more in favor of Auburn.

Auburn is 3 hours from Atlanta. Mizzou....isn't. If Texas played West Virginia for the Big 12 title in Jerryworld, what do you think the ratio would be?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: WPFM on December 08, 2013, 10:50:22 PM
If Texas played West Virginia for the Big 12 title in Jerryworld, what do you think the ratio would be?

80,000:1 fans I don't care about?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: saniflush on December 09, 2013, 06:22:43 AM
Looked to me like Missouri fans were pretty scant compared to Dead Trees fans tonight.  5:1 or more in favor of Dead Trees.

Well Mizzou also got learned a hard lesson about how to handle their tickets.....

After pulling 5 thousand of their tickets to take take of their high $ donars they put the rest us them up for sell openly. 

AU folks snatched almost all of them up.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on December 09, 2013, 11:52:13 AM
Well Mizzou also got learned a hard lesson about how to handle their tickets.....

After pulling 5 thousand of their tickets to take take of their high $ donars they put the rest us them up for sell openly. 

AU folks snatched almost all of them up.

That I guess is what gave the impression to my AU friend that Mizzou could not sell their allotment.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on December 24, 2013, 12:02:15 AM
Missouri players found out they get IPad minis as their bowl gift...

(http://i.imgur.com/mzwzEvS.gif)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sliver72 on December 24, 2013, 12:07:49 AM
Missouri players found out they get IPad minis as their bowl gift...

(http://i.imgur.com/mzwzEvS.gif)
No. 2 sez, "Goddamn, this must be what it feels like to be in the audience on the Oprah Winfrey show!"
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on December 24, 2013, 12:58:46 AM
I knew it. The Pinkel Down system does work.  :stache:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on December 24, 2013, 07:19:48 AM
Missouri players found out they get IPad minis as their bowl gift...

(http://i.imgur.com/mzwzEvS.gif)

"You get an iPad!...you get an iPad!...and even you, you little faggot, you get an iPad!"
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on December 24, 2013, 08:29:47 AM
Missouri players found out they get IPad minis as their bowl gift...

(http://i.imgur.com/mzwzEvS.gif)

They left out the best part when 31 and 98 do the robot guy from the Chappelle Show.

at the 2:19 mark.


http://youtu.be/L7nNY9S0iJw
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on December 24, 2013, 10:53:33 AM
They left out the best part when 31 and 98 do the robot guy from the Chappelle Show.

at the 2:19 mark.


http://youtu.be/L7nNY9S0iJw
that's embarrassing
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on January 11, 2014, 07:25:49 AM
Seems DGB got arrested
...in Springfield last night for suspicion of felony drug possession.
Attached Link Unavailable Attached Link KY3 News, Weather, and Sports in the Ozarks | KY3.com
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on January 11, 2014, 07:31:24 AM
Mama DGB knew that Petrion couldn't keep her boy out of trouble.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on January 11, 2014, 07:38:22 AM
Seems DGB got arrested
...in Springfield last night for suspicion of felony drug possession.
Attached Link Unavailable Attached Link KY3 News, Weather, and Sports in the Ozarks | KY3.com

Ruh-roh.

DGB w/ PCP?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogslobber on January 11, 2014, 07:42:26 AM
http://www.rockmnation.com/2014/1/11/5297892/dorial-green-beckham-arrested

Dorial Green-Beckham arrested on drug charges
By Fullback U  @FullbackU on Jan 11 2014, 3:29a 10


Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports
This is an ongoing story and we're updating as we learn more.

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Update (approximately 4:50 am)

Green-Beckham arrested again on drug charges – The Maneater

Sophomore wide receiver Dorial Green-Beckham was released from Greene County Jail in Springfield, Mo., early Saturday morning, according to a Cpl. Wilcox.

"(The release) probably means he wasn’t involved with what they thought he was involved in," Wilcox said.

Green-Beckham, a native of Springfield, was initially arrested for distribution or delivering less than five grams of marijuana.
Greene County, Missouri - Active Jail Population

The above link has since changed, very likely because Dorial Green-Beckham was bailed out, it now leads to a disclaimer reading:

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but prior to it's change, it looked like this: (screenshot courtesy of HZT Blog)



Distribution, delivery, manufacture or production of a controlled substance, violations and attempted violations, penalty.

195.211. 1. Except as authorized by sections 195.005 to 195.425 and except as provided in section 195.222, it is unlawful for any person to distribute, deliver, manufacture, produce or attempt to distribute, deliver, manufacture or produce a controlled substance or to possess with intent to distribute, deliver, manufacture, or produce a controlled substance.

2. Any person who violates or attempts to violate this section with respect to manufacturing or production of a controlled substance of any amount except for five grams or less of marijuana in a residence where a child resides or within two thousand feet of the real property comprising a public or private elementary or public or private elementary or secondary school, public vocational school or a public or private community college, college or university, or any school bus is guilty of a class A felony.

3. Any person who violates or attempts to violate this section with respect to any controlled substance except five grams or less of marijuana is guilty of a class B felony.

4. Any person who violates this section with respect to distributing or delivering not more than five grams of marijuana is guilty of a class C felony.
Section 195-211 Distribution, delivery, manufacture

This is his second arrest while at Mizzou (from October of 2012)

Green-Beckham among three Tigers arrested on suspicion of marijuana possession - Columbia Daily Tribune | Columbia Missouri: MU Football

Missouri wide receiver Dorial Green-Beckham and freshman teammates Levi Copelin and Torey Boozer were arrested last night on suspicion of possession of less than 35 grams of marijuana. Team spokesman Chad Moller said the players will be suspended for Saturday's game against Vanderbilt.
To which I can only reply:



Looks like we have a very early entrant into the Fulmer Cup

The Fulmer Cup is awarded prior to the start of the regular season to the college football program whose players, during the off-season, collectively accumulate the most points; points are assigned for negative law enforcement contacts (a.k.a arrests,) and are scaled for severity of alleged offense.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on January 11, 2014, 08:51:37 AM
Thanks for posting those links. I had a hard time taking the KY affiliate seriously.  :stache:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: JDHog on January 11, 2014, 09:06:02 AM
DBG can eat a rotten choad. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on January 11, 2014, 09:10:52 AM
DBG can eat a rotten choad.
Is that like licking a road? If so he's probably already tried it. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: JDHog on January 11, 2014, 09:12:18 AM

Is that like licking a road? If so he's probably already tried it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choad
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on January 11, 2014, 09:14:48 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choad
Well yeah, I know what a choad is. Stop JDing this thread up.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on January 11, 2014, 09:25:13 AM
Ruh-roh.

DGB w/ PCP?

Maybe GP will only put him on KP for a little while.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: JDHog on January 11, 2014, 09:37:19 AM

Well yeah, I know what a choad is. Stop JDing this thread up.

Sorry.  I'm drunk.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on January 11, 2014, 11:06:16 AM
If I'm Colorado's coach this is a huge selling point. They should be on every 5* players radar.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on January 11, 2014, 11:21:59 AM
Maybe GP will only put him on KP for a little while.

Only when he gets the opinion of the VP on the VC.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on January 11, 2014, 11:27:04 AM
Only when he gets the opinion of the VP on the VC.

Yes, the VP is such a VIP.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: mde114 on January 11, 2014, 12:20:44 PM
So happy this innocent little angel didn't come play football for that mean ole Bobby Petrino!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Snowman Slayer on January 11, 2014, 05:30:17 PM
After the last two years of football, I really don't want to see either the LOL mizz thread and LOL miss thread ever again.  Bring them back when we aren't in the shitter.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on January 11, 2014, 05:52:07 PM
Maybe we need a LoLKansas thread.  Seems to have worked out well for the other teams that have one.

Knowing our luck, Kansas would win the NC next year if we made that thread.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: abypfcs on January 11, 2014, 05:52:47 PM
After the last two years of football, I really don't want to see either the LOL mizz thread and LOL miss thread ever again.  Bring them back when we aren't in the shitter.
Great point.  I remember when we could legitimately make fun of them.  Not so much right now.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Razor B on January 11, 2014, 06:30:03 PM
After the last two years of football, I really don't want to see either the LOL mizz thread and LOL miss thread ever again.  Bring them back when we aren't in the shitter.

I agree.  Move those to the crapper forum.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on January 11, 2014, 08:29:47 PM
There was a pound of weed in the Jeep Cherokee DGB was rolling in. Expired tags. Dumases.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on January 11, 2014, 08:38:14 PM
There was a pound of weed in the Jeep Cherokee DGB was rolling in. Expired tags. Dumases.

That might not buff out, unless someone else takes the rap.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on January 11, 2014, 09:03:18 PM
That might not buff out, unless someone else takes the rap.

Honeybadger to the rescue!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: gambler on January 11, 2014, 09:20:19 PM
There was a pound of weed in the Jeep Cherokee DGB was rolling in. Expired tags. Dumases.
Well, it is the weekend.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on January 11, 2014, 09:52:09 PM
Well, it is the weekend.

Hell, at least swing by the license bureau & pick up your tags!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on January 11, 2014, 10:03:34 PM
There was a pound of weed in the Jeep Cherokee DGB was rolling in. Expired tags. Dumases.

Also his 2nd arrest.

At most schools that will get you canned, but he is DGB.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on January 11, 2014, 10:15:12 PM
Also his 2nd arrest.

At most schools that will get you canned, but he is DGB.

Green is his middle last name
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on January 11, 2014, 10:22:14 PM
Starkville, at least swing by the license bureau & pick up your tags!

I couldn't, because I got high, because I got high.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on January 12, 2014, 07:14:33 AM
Green is his middle last name

I thought it was his maiden name.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rob on January 12, 2014, 09:57:44 AM
Nothing will happen to him.  Two others will take the hit.  DGB will be cleared.  Maybe Mizzou does belong in the SEC.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogHead McCormick on January 12, 2014, 12:00:11 PM
Nothing will happen to him.  Two others will take the hit.  DGB will be cleared.  Maybe Mizzou does belong in the SEC.

We are the only school stupid enough to let go the best coaches and players?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boomer_sooie on January 12, 2014, 12:35:57 PM
Green is his middle last name

or is it his first last name?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on January 12, 2014, 12:42:02 PM
or is it his first last name?

Whatever it is, it's gonna be hell to get it all stamped onto the inside collar of his work jacket at County.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Satch on January 12, 2014, 01:10:41 PM
Whatever it is, it's gonna be hell to get it all stamped onto the inside collar of his work jacket at County.
114842211596741 Green-Beckham
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: snoots on January 12, 2014, 01:13:16 PM
Green is his middle last name

I mentioned this trend in the Stop It Thread.  I guess his children could possibly have the last name of Green-Beckham-Whatever-Somethingorother.  And grandchildren of ...

(I purchased the premium membership with bonus ellipses)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on February 09, 2014, 07:12:47 PM
@AdamSchefter: Missouri DE Michael Sam, a projected mid-round pick, said today he's gay. Story now on ESPN2.


No doubt his draft stock is slipping.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: kingofdequeen on February 09, 2014, 07:24:11 PM
@AdamSchefter: Missouri DE Michael Sam, a projected mid-round pick, said today he's gay. Story now on ESPN2.


No doubt his draft stock is slipping.

or he just jumped a few rounds.  keen marketing.  some team will take him earlier to make a point.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: FNG on February 09, 2014, 07:29:06 PM
@AdamSchefter: Missouri DE Michael Sam, a projected mid-round pick, said today he's gay. Story now on ESPN2.


No doubt his draft stock is slipping.
When you think about it, a gay pro football player kinda has it good; sorta like if a hetero male made cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and got to dress and shower with the rest of the squad.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on February 09, 2014, 07:41:26 PM
or he just jumped a few rounds.  keen marketing.  some team will take him earlier to make a point.

Could be. I guess this is one of the guys that was going to come out last summer. Apparently he did to his teammates.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 09, 2014, 08:23:46 PM
or he just jumped a few rounds.  keen marketing.  some team will take him earlier to make a point.

san fran.  he will fit in just fine out there.  or maybe dallas.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Chigurh on February 09, 2014, 08:33:16 PM
@AdamSchefter: Missouri DE Michael Sam, a projected mid-round pick, said today he's gay. Story now on ESPN2.

Of course he's gay.

(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/lJl3p991TPY/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on February 09, 2014, 08:38:22 PM
I'd be shocked if it affects his draft status.  NFL teams take those picks seriously and even the sure spectacle of Tebow mania didn't cause the Jags to use their pick and the Teo kid has been relatively solid despite his draft volatility.  They got this out early. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Loma on February 09, 2014, 08:47:55 PM
or he just jumped a few rounds.  keen marketing.  some team will take him earlier to make a point.

No they won't. They aren't looking for someone that can coordinate colors and decorate a living room. They want someone that can kill QB's.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on February 09, 2014, 08:49:38 PM
Being 6-1 and not 6-3 will hurt him more than other thing.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on February 09, 2014, 08:53:47 PM
No they won't. They aren't looking for someone that can coordinate colors and decorate a living room. They want someone that can kill QB's.

I guess unprotected sex doesn't count. . .
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on February 09, 2014, 08:58:02 PM
I guess unprotected sex doesn't count. . .

They need results NOW!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GuinnessHog on February 09, 2014, 11:18:10 PM
Being 6-1 and not 6-3 will hurt him more than other thing.

That's what she he said
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on February 09, 2014, 11:59:43 PM
I asked my wife if she had heard about this story. She said no but she was surprised it wasn't an aggie player.  :D
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: gambler on February 10, 2014, 12:22:56 AM
I asked my wife if she had heard about this story. She said no but she was surprised it wasn't an aggie player.  :D
Keep her.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Scotty Doesn't Know on February 10, 2014, 12:39:17 AM
I asked my wife if she had heard about this story. She said no but she was surprised it wasn't an aggie player.  :D

He did sack manziel....
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on February 10, 2014, 02:01:33 AM
That's the worst teeth I've ever seen on a gay dude.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on February 10, 2014, 02:25:29 AM
When you think about it, a gay pro football player kinda has it good; sorta like if a hetero male made cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and got to dress and shower with the rest of the squad.


Won't be long before we hear stories about how just b/c he's gay doesn't mean he will look at the other guys naked in the shower.  May actually be true, but not something I can identify with.  I mean, if they put me in a shower with any pro team's cheerleaders, it'd be hard for me not to go over and see if they needed help washing themselves.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Satch on February 10, 2014, 03:08:30 AM
That's the worst teeth I've ever seen on a gay dude.
If he's doing it right, the teeth aren't even an issue.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on February 10, 2014, 06:38:04 AM
If he's doing it right, the teeth aren't even an issue.

Ah, yes.  Sounds like the voice of experience.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: FNG on February 10, 2014, 07:41:33 AM

I mean, if they put me in a shower with any pro team's cheerleaders, it'd be hard.
Cliff Notes
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: goporkyourself on February 10, 2014, 07:44:34 AM

Won't be long before we hear stories about how just b/c he's gay doesn't mean he will look at the other guys naked in the shower.  May actually be true, but not something I can identify with.  I mean, if they put me in a shower with any pro team's cheerleaders, it'd be hard for me not to go over and see if they needed help washing themselves.

and here....we.....go......

does anyone have that buzzword handy, you know the woopig one everyone uses but nobody knows what it means? something about hay or wheat or grass?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on February 10, 2014, 08:02:14 AM
Cliff Notes

 :D

Was trying to type it in such a way that it wouldn't end up in somebody's signature line, but that's not too bad.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sliver72 on February 10, 2014, 08:32:08 AM
If he's doing it right, the teeth aren't even an issue.
Have you and Ruddy been introduced yet?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TexZilla on February 10, 2014, 08:44:13 AM
He's projected before coming out at a low three or four with alarms over his small size.  Peter King has a good article at MMQB, several GMs saying he's going to drop.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on February 10, 2014, 09:05:16 AM
He's projected before coming out at a low three or four with alarms over his small size.  Peter King has a good article at MMQB, several GMs saying he's going to drop.

(http://woopig.net/images/giggle02.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GuinnessHog on February 10, 2014, 09:11:37 AM
http://woopig.net/images/giggle02.jpg

Are you new at this?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on February 10, 2014, 09:22:56 AM
Are you no new at this?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on February 10, 2014, 09:28:14 AM
Peter King has a good article at MMQB

Now how I know you're dumb?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Law_Hawg on February 10, 2014, 09:37:09 AM
Now how I know you're dumb?


How now brown cow.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on February 10, 2014, 09:40:54 AM

How now brown cow.



(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on February 10, 2014, 10:55:53 AM
*cough*Bullshit*cough*
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on February 10, 2014, 11:20:55 AM
*cough*Bullshit*cough*
Maybe.

But Incognito got the raw end of the Martin fiasco.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on February 10, 2014, 11:27:59 AM
Maybe.

But Incognito got the raw end of the Martin fiasco.

I agree.  But "tolerance" is not a word I associate with him unless you're discussing alcohol sensitivity.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Buffinator on February 10, 2014, 11:44:10 AM

But Incognito got the raw end of the Martin fiasco.



Phrasing
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on February 10, 2014, 12:02:32 PM
Phrasing

Are we not saying this anymore?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Clark on February 10, 2014, 12:10:46 PM
Phrasing
Said Ripley to the android Bishop.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Judas on February 10, 2014, 01:21:36 PM

Won't be long before we hear stories about how just b/c he's gay doesn't mean he will look at the other guys naked in the shower.  May actually be true, but not something I can identify with.  I mean, if they put me in a shower with any pro team's cheerleaders, it'd be hard for me not to go over and see if they needed help washing themselves.

Not everyone that likes penis likes your penis.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on February 10, 2014, 02:12:39 PM
Bielema said that the way Mizzou handled the situation showed that they are a "tight" team.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Buffinator on February 10, 2014, 02:31:24 PM
Phrasing.  Again. 

Why didn't he just come out and say that Mizzou really knows how to gang together and give adversity a real pounding or something like that?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TexZilla on February 10, 2014, 03:48:35 PM
*cough*Bullshit*cough*

You think his agent tweeted this for Incognito?  Based on the tweet at 12.38am that's about the time Richie's hitting the SoBe hotspots.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on February 10, 2014, 03:55:27 PM
Incognito is a major asshole, no doubt, but here's nowhere near the asshole he's been made out to be.  In fact, I wouldn't even say what he said was racist.  Classless and crude, maybe, but not racist.  I doubt he's a homophobe, either.  Just because he has respect(bro) for somebody making an obvious bold move doesn't necessarily mean he wants to share a shower with him and Arkansas Proud.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on February 10, 2014, 04:52:31 PM
Bielema said that the way Mizzou handled the situation showed that they are a "tight" team.

I think he drove home the point.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Snowman Slayer on February 10, 2014, 08:20:19 PM
I fully expect the University of Missouri to win the mega millions lottery tomorrow because this thread is back up top again.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 10, 2014, 09:13:02 PM
Not everyone that likes penis likes your penis.

that's right.


they all like MINE.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: goporkyourself on February 10, 2014, 09:20:42 PM
that's right.


they all like MINE.

Well now its weird
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on February 10, 2014, 09:33:25 PM
that's right.


they all like MINE.

It's all fun and games til someone gets a boner.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 10, 2014, 09:53:54 PM
Well now its weird

nah.  it's not that weird.

it's just my dick.  they say it tastes like candy.  I don't remember this "candy" but she must have been delightful.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on February 10, 2014, 11:30:35 PM
nah.  it's not that weird.

it's just my dick.  they say it tastes like candy.  I don't remember this "candy" but she must have been delightful.


(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/wgna.com/files/2012/10/John-Candy-630x343.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on February 11, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
nah.  it's not that weird.

it's just my dick.  they say it tastes like candy.  I don't remember this "candy" but she must have been delightful.

Fess up. You have a lower-back tattoo that says Boner Garage.  Don't you?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on February 11, 2014, 09:32:41 AM
I heard that Michael Sams started out a tight end, but then he decided he only wanted to be on D.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogeye_Pierce on February 11, 2014, 09:47:28 AM
I heard that Michael Sams started out a tight end, but then he decided he only wanted to be on D.

I heard he converted to Wide Receiver. ::)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on February 11, 2014, 10:22:32 AM
I heard that Michael Sams started out a tight end, but then he decided he only wanted to be on D.

1986 called.  It wants its joke back.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bigghurtt on February 11, 2014, 10:28:19 AM
1986 called.  It wants its joke back.

Are you on conference call with 1993?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on February 11, 2014, 10:49:38 AM
1986 called.  It wants its joke back.

I wonder if he also sat on the end of the bench, guarded the water cooler, and tackled anyone that came near it. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TitsOutForTheHogs on February 11, 2014, 10:53:36 AM
I wonder if he also sat on the end of the bench, guarded the water cooler, and tackled anyone that came near it.

They all gay with each other. Back to the pile!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on February 11, 2014, 10:57:25 AM
They all gay with each other. Back to the pile!

That sounds like a Michael Buble' concert.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Too Big Pig on February 11, 2014, 04:17:42 PM
Did I really just hear Sunshine say that "wouldn't it be miraculous if during his time in the NFL, he came back and said God changed me."

Does one still think you can pray the gay away?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on February 11, 2014, 04:22:17 PM
Did I really just hear Sunshine say that "wouldn't it be miraculous if during his time in the NFL, he came back and said God changed me."

Does one still think you can pray the gay away?

Funny how he thinks God can fix gay when supposedly God is the one that made them gay in the first place. 

Of course he probably thinks it's all still a choice like deciding on what to have for dinner.  "Hmm, I had sex with a woman last night but tonight I'm leaning towards cock".
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on February 11, 2014, 05:04:48 PM
Funny how he thinks God can fix gay when supposedly God is the one that made them gay in the first place. 

Of course he probably thinks it's all still a choice like deciding on what to have for dinner.  "Hmm, I had sex with a woman last night but tonight I'm leaning towards cock".

To be fair to Rick, he probably has leaned toward cawk all his life but his love for God keeps him from sucking dongs at rest stops. Sometimes I wonder if it's about 30% gay married men that worship harder than a mofo.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on February 11, 2014, 05:07:07 PM
Sam's father is having trouble dealing with the news that his son is gay.  Shitty (and disrespectful) way for a son to tell his father the news.  Of course, even more surprising that the Double Slam breakfast couldn't cure that ill, but there's no better hunk of beef than right there at Applebee's.  And...grandkids?

http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2014/story/_/id/10439397/father-michael-sam-struggling-news-son-gay (http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2014/story/_/id/10439397/father-michael-sam-struggling-news-son-gay)


Michael Sam Sr. told The New York Times that he received the news last Tuesday when his son wrote in a text: "Dad, I'm gay."

Sam's father took the news hard. He said he was eating at a Denny's restaurant but had to leave after receiving the text.

"I couldn't eat no more, so I went to Applebee's to have drinks," Sam Sr. told the newspaper. "I don't want my grandkids raised in that kind of environment."

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boartitz on February 11, 2014, 05:20:33 PM
If his draft stock drops, I can see him ramming a discrimination suit right up the NFL's ass.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on February 11, 2014, 06:10:36 PM
Did I really just hear Sunshine say that "wouldn't it be miraculous if during his time in the NFL, he came back and said God changed me."

Does one still think you can pray the gay away?

There are thousands of people who have this as their story.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: goporkyourself on February 11, 2014, 06:31:15 PM
There are thousands of people who have this as their story.
Lol. Really,  I lol d
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on February 11, 2014, 06:40:28 PM
There are thousands of people who have this as their story.


Is there something you want to tell us? I'll be at Denny's but you can text me what's on your mind.  :stache:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boartitz on February 11, 2014, 06:41:57 PM

Is there something you want to tell us? I'll be at Denny's but you can text me what's on your mind.  :stache:
You need to be a Chik fil A for that text.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on February 11, 2014, 06:56:37 PM
If his draft stock drops, I can see him ramming a discrimination suit right up the NFL's ass.

If that works Richard Simmons will declare next year and claim the same. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Karl Onterio on February 11, 2014, 07:16:45 PM
If his draft stock drops, I can see him ramming a discrimination suit right up the NFL's ass.
ISWYDT
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on February 11, 2014, 08:16:23 PM
Lol. Really,  I lol d

I'm serious.  I'm not saying it happens to most, I'm not saying it needs to happen to him, I'm really not making any kind of point, other than it's happened to thousands of people just like this one below.

http://www.wnd.com/2007/07/42385/

I don't know what Schaefer said, but as far as a sin, it's not any worse than what Incognito does on a regular basis.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: GuinnessHog on February 11, 2014, 08:32:03 PM

Is there something you want to tell us? I'll be at Denny's but you can text me what's on your mind.  :stache:

Didn't Denny's  used to have a meat lover skillet?

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on February 11, 2014, 08:43:35 PM
Didn't Denny's  used to have a meat lover skillet?

Wish I knew, got a text from Arkansas Proud and left immediately for Applebee's.  :stache:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on February 11, 2014, 09:06:59 PM
I'm serious.  I'm not saying it happens to most, I'm not saying it needs to happen to him, I'm really not making any kind of point, other than it's happened to thousands of people just like this one below.

http://www.wnd.com/2007/07/42385/

I don't know what Schaefer said, but as far as a sin, it's not any worse than what Incognito does on a regular basis.

Nothing screams "Happens all the time!" like a story from 2007.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 11, 2014, 09:50:30 PM
Fess up. You have a lower-back tattoo that says Boner Garage.  Don't you?

No.

Shit, I got pride.






It says "No Ragrets"
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: bakervscarrr on February 11, 2014, 10:11:08 PM
Sam's father is having trouble dealing with the news that his son is gay.  Shitty (and disrespectful) way for a son to tell his father the news. 


Wait. What?

Yes, yes. How insensitive.

Surely Junior wasn't raised that way. I bet Michael Sr. had a sit down heart to heart with all eight of his kids to explain why he was high-tailing it to Dallas to be a truck driver.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on February 11, 2014, 10:59:27 PM
I'm serious.  I'm not saying it happens to most, I'm not saying it needs to happen to him, I'm really not making any kind of point, other than it's happened to thousands of people just like this one below.

http://www.wnd.com/2007/07/42385/

I don't know what Schaefer said, but as far as a sin, it's not any worse than what Incognito does on a regular basis.



Christ really?????  I mean really???  No
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Scotty Doesn't Know on February 12, 2014, 12:42:27 AM
No.

Shit, I got pride.






It says "No Ragrets"

Not a single letter?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: goporkyourself on February 12, 2014, 05:49:13 AM
I'm serious.  I'm not saying it happens to most, I'm not saying it needs to happen to him, I'm really not making any kind of point, other than it's happened to thousands of people just like this one below.

http://www.wnd.com/2007/07/42385/

I don't know what Schaefer said, but as far as a sin, it's not any worse than what Incognito does on a regular basis.
Looks like a very informative and reasonable website
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Razor B on February 12, 2014, 08:25:27 AM
I am so tired of this story.


Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 12, 2014, 09:06:54 AM
Not a single letter?

Nope, not a one.



**by the way, yesterday was Jennifer Aniston's 45th birthday. 
In that movie I wanted to touch her hiney sooooo bad...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hoggadore on February 12, 2014, 09:39:54 AM
He said he was eating at a Denny's restaurant but had to leave after receiving the text.

"I couldn't eat no more, so I went to Applebee's to have drinks," Sam Sr. told the newspaper.

I thought for sure that was from an Onion article.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TexZilla on February 12, 2014, 10:32:10 AM
I thought for sure that was from an Onion article.

Nothing puts a salve on shitty news like a Rooty Tooty plate chased with a platter of riblets and four fingers of Jack.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on February 12, 2014, 10:37:08 AM
I thought for sure that was from an Onion article.
Yeah, it does seem odd that the kid texted his dad like that....but if the guy was so upset that he had to leave Denny's to go get drinks at Applebees...I am going to go ahead and guess he is not the most open-minded and reasonable person.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: goporkyourself on February 12, 2014, 10:50:42 AM
daddy's going to have really dig down deep to begrudgingly accept the fruits of his son's football talent. i hate that for him, that he has to have such a talented exceptional kid.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Judas on February 12, 2014, 11:26:13 AM
Yeah, it does seem odd that the kid texted his dad like that....but if the guy was so upset that he had to leave Denny's to go get drinks at Applebees...I am going to go ahead and guess he is not the most open-minded and reasonable person.

If y'all read the whole New York Times article, it is very clear that Sam did not have a good relationship with either of his parents and mostly lived at a friends house. It was those adults that took him to college and that he came down to visit when he had free time. Not his actual mom or dad.

I got the feeling that sending his dad that in a text was about as good as he could offer his father. So that he wouldn't find out through the media, at least.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogTat on February 12, 2014, 11:35:32 AM
There's a Heathers joke in here somewhere.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on February 12, 2014, 11:51:13 AM
Looks like a very informative and reasonable website

I honestly have no idea.  I wasn't going to google a lot of different news stories to back up a point I know to be true.  So I just got the first one off google.  My internet skills are definitely not up to par with most of the people on here.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Cerdo on February 12, 2014, 11:53:40 AM
If y'all read the whole New York Times article, it is very clear that Sam did not have a good relationship with either of his parents and mostly lived at a friends house. It was those adults that took him to college and that he came down to visit when he had free time. Not his actual mom or dad.

I got the feeling that sending his dad that in a text was about as good as he could offer his father. So that he wouldn't find out through the media, at least.
Thanks for that explanation.   All of that makes a lot of sense. 
daddy's going to have really dig down deep to begrudgingly accept the fruits of his son's football talent. i hate that for him, that he has to have such a talented exceptional kid.
Yeah, I'm guessing he'll somehow find a way to "accept" his son a bit more publicly once he's sacking an NFL QB on Sunday and drawing that check. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: goporkyourself on February 12, 2014, 12:25:29 PM
I honestly have no idea.  I wasn't going to google a lot of different news stories to back up a point I know to be true.  So I just got the first one off google.  My internet skills are definitely not up to par with most of the people on here.

hold on, let me run that through my translator....

I honestly have no idea. I pulled it out of my ass and I am too lazy and/or incompetent to research whether or not the opinion I hold is valid. Therefore you should probably ignore whatever I post since it's of no value.

Perfect. Thanks.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on February 12, 2014, 12:28:54 PM
I am so tired of this story.




Nobody else apparently is, so who gives a fuck what you think.

Learn to not read threads you don't give a shit about, dummy.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on February 12, 2014, 12:39:34 PM
If y'all read the whole New York Times article, it is very clear that Sam did not have a good relationship with either of his parents and mostly lived at a friends house. It was those adults that took him to college and that he came down to visit when he had free time. Not his actual mom or dad.

I got the feeling that sending his dad that in a text was about as good as he could offer his father. So that he wouldn't find out through the media, at least.

That does explain a lot.  I admittedly didn't read the whole article.  I mean, who leaves Denny's for Applebee's?  That will throw anybody into tailspin.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on February 12, 2014, 12:39:38 PM

Learn to not read threads you don't give a aMm about, dummy.

On this board that's not always the easiest thing to do i.e. the Justin Bieber thread is actually a Saturday Night Live thread.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on February 12, 2014, 12:44:01 PM
hold on, let me run that through my translator....

Perfect. Thanks.

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hoggadore on February 12, 2014, 12:45:55 PM
Nothing puts a salve on shitty news like a Rooty Tooty plate chased with a platter of riblets and four fingers of Jack.

Isn't the Rooty Tooty an IHOP staple?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on February 12, 2014, 01:03:34 PM
Isn't the Rooty Tooty an IHOP staple?

Fresh n' Fruity!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Law_Hawg on February 12, 2014, 01:42:49 PM
On this board that's not always the easiest thing to do i.e. the Justin Bieber thread is actually a Saturday Night Live thread.


I think many were also disappointed there wasn't more Bieber discussion.  You might be the first to bring it up, though. 

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on February 12, 2014, 01:46:45 PM
On this board that's not always the easiest thing to do i.e. the Justin Bieber thread is actually a Saturday Night Live thread.

And that would be a valid complaint. But hearing about a Missouri player in this thread?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Passed on February 12, 2014, 01:47:24 PM
Isn't the Rooty Tooty an IHOP staple?

Fresh n' Fruity!

Does everything have to come back to Hootster and HDNIII?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Razor B on February 12, 2014, 03:28:49 PM
Nobody else apparently is, so who gives a fuck what you think.

Learn to not read threads you don't give a shit about, dummy.

This is the LOL MIZZ thread.  If people don't want having a gay NFL player to be an issue then there shouldn't be 5 stories on sportscenter running constantly and segments every 15 minutes on the NFL Network.

The time to come in and be Douglas would have been if I said I was sick of this thread, not story.


Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Arkansas Proud on February 12, 2014, 03:39:23 PM
hold on, let me run that through my translator....

Perfect. Thanks.

Not bad.  I actually have experience in this issue (no, not me), but have spoken directly with people who have that happen.  That's why I posted what I did - a lot of people quickly dismiss that it could happen, but it does and has happened.  Maybe that's what Schaeffer was alluding to, but I didn't hear what he said, so I don't know.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hognarok on February 12, 2014, 03:50:24 PM
This is the LOL MIZZ thread.  If people don't want having a gay NFL player to be an issue then there shouldn't be 5 stories on sportscenter running constantly and segments every 15 minutes on the NFL Network.

The time to come in and be Douglas would have been if I said I was sick of this thread, not story.

A) You're watching Sportscenter.  The show that has perfected driving news stories into the ground.  I avoid ESPN like the plague so maybe you can tell me; have they gotten Tim Tebow's opinion on Sams?  What about Lebron James?  Did they show who has tweeted what in support of it?  Anyone dumb enough to publicly oppose it?

I'm not sure what you were expecting when watching ESPN during the middle of February.  If it wasn't for the Winter Olympics, which ESPN gives half-ass coverage to since it isn't happening on their family of networks, this would probably be the second worst month for sports after July.  So of course they are going to give a shit ton of attention to this story.

B) It is the offseason in the NFL and the draft is still two months away.  The NFL Network wants to make sure that everyone knows they are not scared of this story so they are going to give it a ton of coverage as well.

C) Because I'm sure you've seen it on other channels - Any other news network, sports or not, is going to give the story a lot of attention as well because it's a topic that gets people fired up which usually means ratings.  Besides, what are the other big news stories going on right now?
Sochi - Double toilet story has run its course.  Now get two of those stray dogs to actually shit simultaneously while sitting on them and then we are talking!
Loud music murders - If he gets acquitted then it will be a story.  There are not nearly as many question marks as the Travon case.
Ice storm in the south - offers lots of good video and photo opportunities but you can only analyze it so much.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: goporkyourself on February 12, 2014, 04:20:27 PM
Not bad.  I actually have experience in this issue (no, not me), but have spoken directly with people who have that happen.  That's why I posted what I did - a lot of people quickly dismiss that it could happen, but it does and has happened.  Maybe that's what Schaeffer was alluding to, but I didn't hear what he said, so I don't know.

so someone told you a story about a bisexual. neat.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on February 12, 2014, 06:18:12 PM
I am so tired of this story.

It's been BLOWN out of proportion.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Too Big Pig on February 12, 2014, 06:32:33 PM
It's been BLOWN out of proportion.

I figure the story just rubs some people the wrong way.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 12, 2014, 09:15:59 PM
There's a Heathers joke in here somewhere.

"I love my not-yet-dead-yet gay son"?


If y'all read the whole New York Times article, it is very clear that Sam did not have a good relationship with either of his parents and mostly lived at a friends house. It was those adults that took him to college and that he came down to visit when he had free time. Not his actual mom or dad.

I got the feeling that sending his dad that in a text was about as good as he could offer his father. So that he wouldn't find out through the media, at least.


Touhey Family up to some peepa heppin again?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: kingofdequeen on February 12, 2014, 09:35:16 PM
It's been BLOWN out of proportion.

really came in the back door with that one.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on February 12, 2014, 09:42:02 PM
It's been BLOWN out of proportion.

Another typical Woopig response that made me laugh. Of course I've been drankin.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on February 12, 2014, 09:50:25 PM
Another typical Woopig response that made me laugh. Of course I've been drankin.

Yeah.  But you just know some tightasses on here will take it the wrong way.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 12, 2014, 09:50:54 PM
He was the best player on the DL this year.  Out DLine could have used him.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on February 12, 2014, 10:38:17 PM
Not his actual mom or dad.


He tried to seek his real mother's counsel but she told him not to bug her.



Yeah.  But you just know some tightasses on here will take it the wrong way.

Woopig means nothing to this guy. NFL money and prospects do, and I'm afraid he might have wrecked 'em.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Humphrey BOARgart on February 13, 2014, 07:39:02 AM
He was the best player on the DL this year.  Out DLine could have used him.


Not sure if intentional.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sliver72 on February 13, 2014, 07:48:43 AM

Not sure if intentional.
This is the woopigs. EVERYTHING is intentional unless someone doesn't mean for it to be.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on February 13, 2014, 08:12:04 AM
I wouldnt draft him. He's gonna flame out.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on February 13, 2014, 10:57:34 AM

I think many were also disappointed there wasn't more Bieber discussion.  You might be the first to bring it up, though.

I keep checking back every day though.  Never know when it might be "Bieber gets ass beat by Lindsey Lohan".
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on February 13, 2014, 09:43:56 PM
I wouldnt draft him. He's gonna flame out.

Not his fault. It was the way he was reared.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on February 13, 2014, 09:50:24 PM
rapidly becoming my favorite thread. :thumbup:

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on February 13, 2014, 10:15:05 PM

Not sure if intentional.

Too subtle?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aaron on February 17, 2014, 12:45:41 PM
I don't think he was going to go in the first round, gay or not.  However, SF has the 30th pick and they need a good DE.  I think SF will take a WR since Boldin and Crabtree are getting old.  That leaves the backdoor open for Sam for their next pick.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on February 17, 2014, 02:57:24 PM
I don't think he was going to go in the first round, gay or not.  However, SF has the 30th pick and they need a good DE.  I think SF will take a WR since Boldin and Crabtree are getting old.  That leaves the backdoor open for Sam for their next pick.

Wow, I am not sure what belongs, ISWYDT, or the rim shot.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: boartitz on February 17, 2014, 03:49:49 PM
Every time the coach says "cockersuckers", he raises a hand. That has to be distracting.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: lawtiger on February 17, 2014, 07:15:22 PM
I don't think he was going to go in the first round, gay or not.  However, SF has the 30th pick and they need a good DE.  I think SF will take a WR since Boldin and Crabtree are getting old.  That leaves the backdoor open for Sam for their next pick.

Hasn't Crabtree only been in the league 4 years?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rocket_City_Hawg on February 18, 2014, 08:04:22 AM
Hasn't Crabtree only been in the league 4 years?

Just go with it, he is on a role
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TitsOutForTheHogs on February 18, 2014, 08:05:51 AM
Just go with it, he is on a role

Know your role
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Rocket_City_Hawg on February 18, 2014, 02:10:53 PM
Know your role
The misuse of the word was done on purpose.  Not for any particular reason, just felt like doing it
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on February 18, 2014, 03:40:13 PM
The misuse of the word was done on purpose.  Not for any particular reason, just felt like doing it

And now leaving complete sentence fragments unpunctuated

Your a wild man!!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on April 07, 2014, 07:42:33 PM
Woopig isn't doing a good job of keeping up this new "rivalry" facade.

Deegba got suspended indefinitely nearly four hours ago.  Something about beating up wimmenfolk.  https://twitter.com/dave_matter/status/453277290269786112
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HipHog on April 07, 2014, 07:47:16 PM
Woopig isn't doing a good job of keeping up this new "rivalry" facade.

Deegba got suspended indefinitely nearly four hours ago.  Something about beating up wimmenfolk.  https://twitter.com/dave_matter/status/453277290269786112
it was posted in the spring football thread a few hours ago
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: wmr on April 07, 2014, 07:51:50 PM
Well fuck.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Thin Red Swine on April 07, 2014, 09:10:36 PM
Paves the way for Drew Morgan to be first team All-SEC.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Splurge on April 07, 2014, 09:47:24 PM
Hasn't Crabtree only been in the league 4 years?

Things move fast in the NFL.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: cotte on April 07, 2014, 10:33:19 PM
Well fuck.

Don't sweat that. You can't dig into every damn thread for every breaking news story. Post it where it belongs - like here.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Mike Slive on April 07, 2014, 10:38:13 PM
Don't sweat that. You can't dig into every damn thread for every breaking news story. Post it where it belongs - like here.

I wondered why this shit posted earlier didn't bump this thread. Oh no, is Woopig almost a police state? And the kids meal grilled cheese sucks, everywhere. Nothing like the Country Club's grilled cheese. :stache:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on April 08, 2014, 08:14:08 AM
I looked at the Mizzou board to see hat they think. My favorite post:  "he has the criminal DNA of his parents."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on April 08, 2014, 08:26:59 AM
Dorial Green-Beckham @DorialGB5
Follow
People judge before knowing what happen. Let's not judge me for what happen and don't saying anything to me to try to bring me down.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9nkzaOPP6g
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: One Quarter on April 08, 2014, 08:30:04 AM
Dorial Green-Beckham @DorialGB5
Follow
People judge before knowing what happen. Let's not judge me for what happen and don't saying anything to me to try to bring me down.

(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9371/oscargamble.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: The Red Death on April 08, 2014, 08:35:28 AM
I looked at the Mizzou board to see hat they think. My favorite post:  "he has the criminal DNA of his parents."

Well, there goes Blind Side 2 with Julianne Moore and Dennis Quaid.

That sure wasn't on those recruiting posters back when they picked him up in a chopper.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on April 08, 2014, 08:40:50 AM
I looked at the Mizzou board to see hat they think. My favorite post:  "he has the criminal DNA of his parents."

More like "he knows his shitbag head coach won't punish him." 

Or, paraphrasing Barry Switzer in Bootlegger's Boy, when you buy players they own you, and you can't do anything to control them. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on April 08, 2014, 09:29:44 AM
My bad.  The exact quote is:   He inherited gene traits from criminal parents. (http://tigerboard.com/boards/missouri-tigers.php?message=11757789)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on April 08, 2014, 10:00:04 AM
Dorial Green-Beckham @DorialGB5
Follow
People judge before knowing what happen. Let's not judge me for what happen and don't saying anything to me to try to bring me down.


Are we closer to being able to judge now?


http://www.themaneater.com/stories/2014/4/7/details-fight-relating-green-beckham-emerge-wake-s/
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: kingofdequeen on April 08, 2014, 03:13:36 PM
Are we closer to being able to judge now?


http://www.themaneater.com/stories/2014/4/7/details-fight-relating-green-beckham-emerge-wake-s/

quote in the comments is awesome - "wildly unprofessional article"

no shit?  a student newspaper?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Joe Swine on April 08, 2014, 03:29:35 PM
quote in the comments is awesome - "wildly unprofessional article"

no shit?  a student newspaper?

Neither the athletic department nor Columbia Police could be reached for comment Monday night.

No wonder girls are getting beat up.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on April 08, 2014, 04:32:19 PM
Police arrived 15 minutes later after Henke called authorities, he told The Maneater. Others standing outside also called police, Henke and Connor said.

Good Lord, Memphis does better.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on April 08, 2014, 04:35:22 PM
quote in the comments is awesome - "wildly unprofessional article"

no shit?  a student newspaper?

Hey now, Mizzou is known as a Journalism school. Fit's today's standards well.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: asshat on April 08, 2014, 05:46:13 PM
This was posted on TD:

RT @aliciabratten: Everyone should thank @lainiembishop for being a Mizzou fan. #MIZ #DGB

She's referring to DGB's girlfriend.

Now was this girlfriend he was allegedly beating the same one that he followed from his hometown?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on April 09, 2014, 09:11:15 AM
Now was this girlfriend he was allegedly beating the same one that he followed from his hometown?

What? You don't recognize true love?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on April 09, 2014, 10:16:47 AM
Welcome to Missouri:  The Shove Me State
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on April 09, 2014, 10:39:57 AM
Welcome to Missouri:  The Shove Me State

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on April 09, 2014, 01:33:19 PM
Hey now, Mizzou is known as a Journalism school. Fit's today's standards well.

I'd put Mizzou's student journalists up against our "professional sportswriters" any fucking day.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TitsOutForTheHogs on April 09, 2014, 03:48:37 PM
I'd put Mizzou's student journalists up against our "professional sportswriters" any fucking day.

Hey buddy Nate "The Great" Allen has his degree from LOL MIZZ. Couldn't ya tell?!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on April 09, 2014, 04:12:59 PM
I'd put Mizzou's student journalists up against our "professional sportswriters" any fricking day.

That's not real stout competition for the Mizzou kids.  Perhaps we should put them up against the Mt Ida high school yearbook staff to see how they really measure up.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on April 09, 2014, 04:48:17 PM
That's not real stout competition for the Mizzou kids.  Perhaps we should put them up against the Mt Ida high school yearbook staff to see how they really measure up.

Gotta give it to the Mt. Ida kids, they're laying out page design and all that shit at the same time as writing articles and trying to make sure that nobody sneaks in "The PE Teacher Eats Cock" or whatever to their "Memorable Quotes" section.

Shit, design, writing, AND editing: 3 things Wally cannot do. But he's your man for a hit piece years after the fact.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on April 09, 2014, 04:49:09 PM
Hey buddy Nate "The Great" Allen has his degree from LOL MIZZ. Couldn't ya tell?!

I've seen schools do far less wrong in the world in comparison to giving Nate Allen a diploma and lose their accreditation as a result.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on April 09, 2014, 05:12:39 PM
I've seen schools do far less wrong in the world in comparison to giving Nate Allen a diploma and lose their accreditation as a result.

Hiring Ted Bundy as an RA at FSU > Granting a journalism degree to Nate Allen
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on April 09, 2014, 08:57:07 PM
Welcome to Missouri:  The Shove Me State

 O0
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogtired on April 10, 2014, 07:18:49 AM
Now was this girlfriend he was allegedly beating the same one that he followed from his hometown?

Bitches be trippin' and need it.   :sarcasm:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on April 10, 2014, 01:21:55 PM
DGB gonna get off without any charges pressed.

RT @todpalmer: Text from DGB's girlfriend to victim: "He will be kicked out of Mizzou and not qualify for the draft next year." (1/2)

@todpalmer: Text from DGB's girlfriend (2/2): "The coaches talked to me and explained to me how serious this is and there's no time to waste"

While he's not under arrest...that's not buffing out for him or the coaches at Mizzou.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on April 10, 2014, 01:25:52 PM
DGB gonna get off without any charges pressed.

RT @todpalmer: Text from DGB's girlfriend to victim: "He will be kicked out of Mizzou and not qualify for the draft next year." (1/2)

@todpalmer: Text from DGB's girlfriend (2/2): "The coaches talked to me and explained to me how serious this is and there's no time to waste"

While he's not under arrest...that's not buffing out for him or the coaches at Mizzou.

The first text isn't true, he can still go to the NFL with the league welcoming him with open arms.

And on the second text, I thought he already got booted from the team?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on April 10, 2014, 01:52:34 PM
The first text isn't true, he can still go to the NFL with the league welcoming him with open arms.

And on the second text, I thought he already got booted from the team?
I know it's not correct info on 1st text (but it's a true text as in it was really sent per the investigation info)....just passing along the inner workings of our new rival up north. No, he's not kicked off the team. He's just been suspended indefinitely.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on April 10, 2014, 02:17:09 PM
So, is she saying the coaches talked her into not pressing charges?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Guardrail on April 10, 2014, 02:31:02 PM
But Mallett was a pariah and sounded like a black kid a little bit to some. What a screw job he got.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on April 10, 2014, 02:32:51 PM
So, is she saying the coaches talked her into not pressing charges?
The girlfriend was helping talk the chick who DGB beat up to not press charges and relaying info to her of what the coaches allegedly said.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on April 10, 2014, 02:36:37 PM
The girlfriend was helping talk the chick who DGB beat up to not press charges and relaying info to her of what the coaches allegedly said.
Ahhhh.....I was assuming his gf was who he beat up, and not reading that correctly.

So the coaches got the gf to talk the girl into not pressing charges. Whole lotta shitty people up in the CoMo.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on April 10, 2014, 02:39:43 PM
The girlfriend was helping talk the chick who DGB beat up to not press charges and relaying info to her of what the coaches allegedly said.

Not so fast!

http://deadspin.com/police-victim-felt-pressured-not-to-press-charges-agai-1561846633 (http://deadspin.com/police-victim-felt-pressured-not-to-press-charges-agai-1561846633)

In an interview with police, the girlfriend said she had not actually spoken to Missouri coaches.)

According to the incident report, Green-Beckham's girlfriend told the victim she had been assaulted too.

Text messages from Green-Beckham's girlfriend after incident indicate he "drug" her "out by the neck and hurt" her "too."

— David Morrison (@DavidCMorrison) April 10, 2014
The incident report states that Green-Beckham's girlfriend was uncooperative in the investigation, declining to meet with the police's domestic assault specialist. After one interview, the girlfriend's mother contacted police asking them not to contact her daughter anymore.

Mizzou coach Gary Pinkel spoke in general terms about Green-Beckham after Tuesday's practice:

"I'm disappointed. Frustrated. We run this program with integrity. We teach our players to be accountable, responsible people. When they make mistakes — and they're going to make some mistakes — when they're serious mistakes, obviously, it stings. It stings me. It stings the players. That stings our fans. My job is to get it fixed. That's what I intend to do."
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I bet his definition of Integrity and Jeff Long's are completely different.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on April 10, 2014, 02:46:41 PM
Not so fast!

http://deadspin.com/police-victim-felt-pressured-not-to-press-charges-agai-1561846633 (http://deadspin.com/police-victim-felt-pressured-not-to-press-charges-agai-1561846633)

In an interview with police, the girlfriend said she had not actually spoken to Missouri coaches.)

According to the incident report, Green-Beckham's girlfriend told the victim she had been assaulted too.

Text messages from Green-Beckham's girlfriend after incident indicate he "drug" her "out by the neck and hurt" her "too."

— David Morrison (@DavidCMorrison) April 10, 2014
The incident report states that Green-Beckham's girlfriend was uncooperative in the investigation, declining to meet with the police's domestic assault specialist. After one interview, the girlfriend's mother contacted police asking them not to contact her daughter anymore.

Mizzou coach Gary Pinkel spoke in general terms about Green-Beckham after Tuesday's practice:

"I'm disappointed. Frustrated. We run this program with integrity. We teach our players to be accountable, responsible people. When they make mistakes — and they're going to make some mistakes — when they're serious mistakes, obviously, it stings. It stings me. It stings the players. That stings our fans. My job is to get it fixed. That's what I intend to do."
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I bet his definition of Integrity and Jeff Long's are completely different.
Riiight....his girlfriend completely made up the part about the coaches and somehow forgets she texted the victim about it. Seems reasonable.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hogeye_Pierce on April 10, 2014, 03:12:01 PM
Not so fast!

http://deadspin.com/police-victim-felt-pressured-not-to-press-charges-agai-1561846633 (http://deadspin.com/police-victim-felt-pressured-not-to-press-charges-agai-1561846633)

In an interview with police, the girlfriend said she had not actually spoken to Missouri coaches.)

According to the incident report, Green-Beckham's girlfriend told the victim she had been assaulted too.

Text messages from Green-Beckham's girlfriend after incident indicate he "drug" her "out by the neck and hurt" her "too."

— David Morrison (@DavidCMorrison) April 10, 2014
The incident report states that Green-Beckham's girlfriend was uncooperative in the investigation, declining to meet with the police's domestic assault specialist. After one interview, the girlfriend's mother contacted police asking them not to contact her daughter anymore.

Mizzou coach Gary Pinkel spoke in general terms about Green-Beckham after Tuesday's practice:

"I'm disappointed. Frustrated. We run this program with integrity. We teach our players to be accountable, responsible people. When they make mistakes — and they're going to make some mistakes — when they're serious mistakes, obviously, it stings. It stings me. It stings the players. That stings our fans. My job is to get it fixed. That's what I intend to do."
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I bet his definition of Integrity and Jeff Long's are completely different.

Thank you Coach Drinkel. We can all rest easy now knowing you and your integrity cops are on the job with this one.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on April 10, 2014, 03:14:23 PM
RT @DavidCMorrison: Report says victim told police she didnt want to press charges bc "she was afraid of the media & community backlash"


Not a good look.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KCHOGS on April 10, 2014, 03:17:49 PM
For a school that just covered up a rape that lead to a suicide they sure are ballsy.

What kind of parents do these girls have to help cover these actions up (I know of the gf's parents from Hollister, not well thought of), specifically the dads?  If this occured to my daughter it'd be a race between the cops and I to see who got him first.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on April 10, 2014, 03:20:49 PM
RT @DavidCMorrison: Report says victim told police she didnt want to press charges bc "she was afraid of the media & community backlash"


Not a good look.

I thought that comment was interesting to say the least. Missouri is certaintly trying to fit in with the rest of the SEC.

Missouri = LSU = Auburn; Protect our players at all cost!

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on April 10, 2014, 03:31:02 PM
RT @DavidCMorrison: Report says victim told police she didnt want to press charges bc "she was afraid of the media & community backlash"


Not a good look.

She's got that expectation completely fucking correct.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on April 10, 2014, 03:33:54 PM
Riiight....his girlfriend completely made up the part about the coaches and somehow forgets she texted the victim about it. Seems reasonable.

She's about to fall down some stairs.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: asshat on April 10, 2014, 03:35:52 PM
She's about to fall up some stairs.
Fixt
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on April 10, 2014, 03:36:16 PM
She's about to fall down some stairs, again.

Fixt.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on April 10, 2014, 03:52:24 PM
It sure sounds like the girlfriend was protecting her investment(surprised she isn't a baby momma or to be baby momma yet) to me or she is trying to influence an investigation to protect her man, cause you know, the NFL is all he's got:

COLUMBIA, Mo. • Columbia Police announced Thursday that there will be no arrests made in the burglary investigation that occurred in the early hours of Sunday morning involving Mizzou wide receiver Dorial Green-Beckham.

The investigation has been completed, the department announced with a brief news release.

Team spokesman Chad Moller confirmed that Green-Beckham’s status has not changed as of Thursday. He remains suspended indefinitely.

Green-Beckham, already arrested twice in drug-related incidents during his first two years at Missouri, avoided an arrest this time. But he might not avoid further discipline and public scrutiny based on the findings of the incident report released Thursday by Columbia Police.

According to the 19-page document, Green-Beckham came to the alleged victim’s apartment on Old Plank Road around 2:30 a.m. on Sunday looking for his girlfriend. Green-Beckham forced his way into the door, causing the doorknob to break through the drywall behind the door. He pushed the alleged female victim, a friend of Green-Beckham’s girlfriend, in the chest with two hands causing her to fall down four stairs. Green-Beckham’s girlfriend was in the bathroom at the time and told police she didn’t see or hear anything and was described in the report as “extremely uncooperative.”

The victim, an 18-year-old Mizzou student, reported slight bruising and swelling of her right wrist and limited movement of her fingers on her right hand.



The reporting officer applied for a warrant for Green-Beckham’s arrest for the charge of first-degree burglary, which is a Class B felony.

Sunday night, the victim and her roommate, also an 18-year-old female MU student, visited with the reporting officer at the police station and declined to press charges, saying they feared retaliation should Green-Beckham get arrested. The victim told police she was “afraid of the media and community backlash since Green-Beckham is a football player for the University of Missouri and is possibly going to the NFL draft soon.” The victim said she feared property damage to her apartment and “didn’t want to deal with the mental stress.” Both the victim and her roommate filled out decline of prosecution forms.

The victim also shared a series of text messages from Green-Beckham’s girlfriend that were sent after the incident. In multiple messages the girlfriend urged her friend not to press charges.

One of the texts read: “Dorial was wrong in every way and you have every right to be furious. I’m not sticking up for him but football really is all he has going for him and pressing charges would ruin it for him completely. … I can’t do this anymore. Now he’s hurting my friends not just me. I really am sorry you’re in this position and I never meant for this to happen.”

The girlfriend later texted, “No part of me wants to be with him and last night made me realize so much. I’m not sticking up for him, but it’s the rest of his life. He deserves to pay somehow. Without football he really does have nothing. … He wouldn’t make it in a real job. He’d be in the streets and in prison like his brothers. I understand how upset you are. i am too. he drug me out by my kncek (sic) and hurt me too.”

The last message prompted a follow-up call from a domestic violence investigator on Monday but led to the girlfriend declining to cooperate.

Another text from the girlfriend read: “Reports are already being let out. this is going to be a huge deal if you press charges. it’ll be over for him. please.”

In another text, the girlfriend asked her friend if she considered “classes or counseling” or letting Green-Beckham pay for the damaged drywall.

The girlfriend continued with another text: “We just need to move quickly on this before he’s arrested and before his warrant is made public. he will be kicked out of Mizzou and the not qualify for the draft next year. The coaches talked to me and explained to (me) how serious this is and there’s no time to waste at this point.”

“It’s going to be a disaster,” she texted. “I know you're upset but this is a huge deal.”

From there, the officer requested that the warrant for Green-Beckham's arrest be withdrawn.

In the follow-up call Monday, the domestic violence investigator asked the girlfriend about the text referring to Green-Beckham dragging her by her neck. She said she didn’t remember sending that text and that she had been drinking the night of the incident.

The girlfriend also said she had never talked to the Mizzou coaches about Green-Beckham and the incident but that he relayed that information to her from the coaches.

The girlfriend insisted she had not been assaulted by Green-Beckham the night of the incident and left the apartment with him.

About 25 minutes after that call, the investigator received a call from a woman claiming to be the girlfriend’s mother. She told the investigator to stop contacting her daughter and that “she had been living with this kind of stuff most of her life” and that as an adult her daughter could make her own choices.

The report also included interviews with two witnesses from the alleged scene. One, a neighbor, said he saw three black males sitting in a car outside the apartment during the incident then another walking a girl down the sidewalk to the car. The unidentified male with the girl was wearing a flat-brimmed hat and a “wife beater” tank top. The neighbor then called 911.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: 1st_down_streak on April 10, 2014, 04:18:40 PM
I thought that comment was interesting to say the least. Missouri is certaintly trying to fit in with the rest of the SEC.

Missouri = LSU = Auburn; Protect our players at all cost!

Mr. Bagman, please go talk to Ms. Punching Bag.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: gambler on April 10, 2014, 04:20:48 PM
When these kids get away with shit like this in college, you can bet they're going to become better people when they get to the NFL with a pocketful of money.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on April 10, 2014, 04:42:26 PM
When these kids get away with aMm like this in college, you can bet they're going to become better people when they get to the NFL with a pocketful of money.


Quote
A couple of days after Missouri’s in-home visit, Dorial and two of his brothers made an official visit to Arkansas without their parents. During the visit, Tracy Beckham said, fans bought Dorial alcoholic drinks unsolicited.

She said one of Dorial’s brothers took the drinks instead to make sure they didn’t go to him.

“They know he’s 18,” Tracy Beckham said. “They know who he is. They know he could get in trouble. It’s just idiotic.”
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Joe Swine on April 10, 2014, 04:50:07 PM
If only instead of booze we'd brought him some Springdale girl that's used to getting knocked around. . .
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on April 10, 2014, 05:14:23 PM
If only instead of booze we'd brought him some Springdale girl that's used to getting knocked around. . .

Wasn't Mustain in Chicago at that time?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on April 10, 2014, 06:32:55 PM

 Green-Beckham’s girlfriend was in the bathroom at the time and told police she didn’t see or hear anything and was described in the report as “extremely uncooperative.”

Sunday night, the victim and her roommate, also an 18-year-old female MU student, visited with the reporting officer at the police station and declined to press charges, saying they feared retaliation should Green-Beckham get arrested. The victim told police she was “afraid of the media and community backlash since Green-Beckham is a football player for the University of Missouri and is possibly going to the NFL draft soon.” The victim said she feared property damage to her apartment and “didn’t want to deal with the mental stress.” Both the victim and her roommate filled out decline of prosecution forms.

The victim also shared a series of text messages from Green-Beckham’s girlfriend that were sent after the incident. In multiple messages the girlfriend urged her friend not to press charges.


These girls have single handly pushe d the women's rights movement back into the dark ages.

It is a good thing she was not raped, she probably would have confessed it was her fault for enticing him.

I don't see why people get upset at Arabs at the way they treat their women. Some people treat women the same here in the states.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Joe Swine on April 10, 2014, 06:41:49 PM
Wasn't Mustain in Chicago at that time?

(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fuck_yeah.gif)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: LashHog on April 11, 2014, 12:07:24 PM
GFY DGB

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/college/mizzou/eye-on-the-tigers/dgb-i-have-been-young-and-dumb/article_fa3fa173-9345-5388-9584-b0a41d29b7eb.html

“First and most importantly, I take responsibly for my conduct and my mistakes. Don’t blame my girlfriend or her friends for anything. I am not looking for sympathy. I thank those who have given me concern. I have been young and dumb. I want to be better. During my suspension I’m entering counseling. With help, I know I can be stronger emotionally and spiritually. My relationship with God, my family, friends, teammates and coaches are most important in my life, not football. It may not be possible to fix everything, but it won’t be for not trying. — Dorial Green Beckham"
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on April 11, 2014, 12:13:54 PM


Deddy was going to write his statement for him, but decided poor little dori should write it himself. That's  entirely believable.  ::)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: hogsrunwild on April 11, 2014, 12:23:27 PM
Going the Jimmay Swaggart route, bravo!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on April 11, 2014, 12:26:56 PM
GFY DGB

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/college/mizzou/eye-on-the-tigers/dgb-i-have-been-young-and-dumb/article_fa3fa173-9345-5388-9584-b0a41d29b7eb.html

“First and most importantly, I take responsibly for my conduct and my mistakes. Don’t blame my girlfriend or her friends for anything. I am not looking for sympathy. I thank those who have given me concern. I have been young and dumb. I want to be better. During my suspension I’m entering counseling. With help, I know I can be stronger emotionally and spiritually. My relationship with God, my family, friends, teammates and coaches are most important in my life, not football. It may not be possible to fix everything, but it won’t be for not trying. — Dorial Green Beckham"

LMAO
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on April 11, 2014, 01:06:48 PM
Going the Jimmay Swaggart route, bravo!

:thumbup:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Shermy on April 11, 2014, 02:58:18 PM
George Schroeder ‏@GeorgeSchroeder 57s

Dorial Green-Beckham dismissed from Mizzou football program, the school announces.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: DirkPiggler on April 11, 2014, 02:59:58 PM
George Schroeder ‏@GeorgeSchroeder 57s

Dorial Green-Beckham dismissed from Mizzou football program, the school announces.

Wow.  Guess the pressure was too much for them after the GF's texts hit the media. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: asshat on April 11, 2014, 03:06:22 PM
Don't worry DGB, help is on the way.

There is a guy at Louisville that knows about redemption, a good fit imo.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on April 11, 2014, 03:10:43 PM
Don't worry DGB, help is on the way.

There is a guy at Louisville that knows about redemption, a good fit imo.

He already has a safety transferring from Georgia. Petrino is now in the peeple hepp'n bidness.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on April 11, 2014, 03:14:15 PM
He's just a kid.  What were they thinking?  It's too bad his brother wasn't there to assault that girl for him.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Ty Webb on April 11, 2014, 03:25:28 PM
Now, without football in the way, he'll be free to improve upon all the things he's good at besides football.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: HogofWar on April 11, 2014, 03:27:02 PM
Now, without football in the way, he'll be free to improve upon all the things he's good at besides football.

Well, he can only be young for so long.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: authorhawgerelli on April 11, 2014, 03:29:19 PM
George Schroeder ‏@GeorgeSchroeder 57s

Dorial Green-Beckham dismissed from Mizzou football program, the school announces.

This guy needs a coach who has lived in the north, but now has moved south.  A man who knows how to go to Vegas and find a woman who stands by her man, and is hot all the time.  Yes, I'll say it.  DGB needs a People Heppin' BB.  Sure he got 3 strikes at Missouri.  In Arkansas, we love our baseball metaphors.  It's high time DGB is held accountable.  Bielema has not one time dodged a bullet here since he took over.  He can hold DGB extremely accountable.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: goporkyourself on April 11, 2014, 03:29:36 PM
what a sorry ass piece of shit.

Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: authorhawgerelli on April 11, 2014, 03:30:14 PM
He's just a kid.  What were they thinking?  It's too bad his brother wasn't there to assault that girl for him.

Oops.  I made a mis-statement earlier in another thread.

Post of the week.

You forgot, "he's just 20 (or whatever he is) you know."
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on April 11, 2014, 03:39:28 PM
Momma Green-Beckham's head has to be a whirlwind of "What the Fuck?" right about now.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Trigger7672 on April 11, 2014, 03:44:38 PM
How fucked would it be if Dyer and DGB were both playing for Petrino at Louisville? Petrino should just embrace his role as the villain of college football, take in every criminal outcast from big time schools and turn Louisville into Miami circa 1986.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Count Porkula on April 11, 2014, 03:53:51 PM
Momma Green-Beckham's head has to be a whirlwind of "What the Fuck?" right about now.

She needs to be punched in the mouth too.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: authorhawgerelli on April 11, 2014, 03:57:51 PM
She needs to be punched in the mouth too.

Or at least pushed down some stairs. 
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on April 11, 2014, 03:59:33 PM
Come on down to Fayetteville, DGB. A little good, clean mountain air will do you good. If we can't give this poor kid a second chance, what does that say about us as a people?

 :hollah:  :helmet: :helmet:
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on April 11, 2014, 04:02:05 PM
Clerk's office, how can I help you? Beg your pardon?  I'm not actually sure that we have a procedure for "unadoption."  You might. . .oh, hello Mr. Beckham.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on April 11, 2014, 04:16:43 PM
Don't worry DGB, help is on the way.

There is a guy at Louisville that knows about redemption, a good fit imo.

Man I would laugh if this happened, DGB having to run to Petrino to be rescured after mama ran her mouth.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: authorhawgerelli on April 11, 2014, 04:23:58 PM
Clerk's office, how can I help you? Beg your pardon?  I'm not actually sure that we have a procedure for "unadoption."  You might. . .oh, hello Mr. Beckham.

I would love to be doing this dance in the background as that phone call took place.

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-fItu-ACrHJ4/UhIrwc_9rBI/AAAAAAAAB0w/5K9r6NviNWQ/w800-h800/tumblr_me2k5jiXn61qg39ewo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Animal on April 11, 2014, 04:39:05 PM
Surely mom and pop blame Petrino for this, that's how they roll . I bet he ends up at an FCS for a year and goes pro in 2015.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: authorhawgerelli on April 11, 2014, 04:43:28 PM
Surely mom and pop blame Petrino for this, that's how they roll . I bet he ends up at an FCS for a year and goes pro in 2015.

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHzLyo9OTN-qt2cHnhTCWJDW0xIUd3Qz2uwvz2lKm7FhyDw_ir)

Springfield.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on April 11, 2014, 04:44:29 PM
Surely mom and pop blame Petrino for this, that's how they roll . I bet he ends up at an FCS for a year and goes pro in 2015.

The Missouri State University at Springfield would be my guess.

If that is the case, he should just participate in team activities, workout, develop a route tree, and not ever play in an actual game. Not worth the injury risk to play against FCS competition, IMO.

At any rate, his stupidity has cost him several million dollars up front.

...and I'm serious about the Hogs contacting him. (my last post was :stache:) but Randy Shannon should have been on the phone already regaling him with tales of his had knock upbringing in Liberty City.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: notaslibro on April 11, 2014, 04:58:26 PM
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Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: TomDavidEsq. on April 11, 2014, 05:03:19 PM
How fucked would it be if Dyer and DGB were both playing for Petrino at Louisville? Petrino should just embrace his role as the villain of college football, take in every criminal outcast from big time schools and turn Louisville into Miami circa 1986.
Tark the Shark style...
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Sliver72 on April 11, 2014, 05:31:58 PM
How fucked would it be if Dyer and DGB were both playing for Petrino at Louisville? Petrino should just embrace his role as the villain of college football, take in every criminal outcast from big time schools and turn Louisville into Miami circa 1986.
A true Legion of Doom.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Too Big Pig on April 11, 2014, 06:07:15 PM
So help me out here.  Is this more irony or karma?
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: KSHogg on April 11, 2014, 06:14:50 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img802/6863/ybg4.png)

Ossum!
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: acater on April 11, 2014, 06:16:25 PM
He's just a kid.  What were they thinking?  It's too bad his brother wasn't there to assault that girl for him.

He has his owns cell problem to worry about.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Phat_Hawg on April 11, 2014, 06:31:47 PM
So help me out here.  Is this more irony or karma?

I think it's karma right now.  If he goes to Louisville that would be irony.  I think.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Peanut Adams on April 11, 2014, 06:44:13 PM
Wonder if girlfriend stays the course.
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: JDHog on April 11, 2014, 06:55:31 PM




At any rate, his stupidity pussy has cost him several million dollars up front.


Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: chittlins on April 11, 2014, 07:33:39 PM
Damage Control:

http://www.mutigers.com/genrel/041114aac.html
Title: Re: LOL MIZZ
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on April 11, 2014, 07:40:47 PM


That ain't no shit. He should've "told that bitch to be cool."
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