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Razorback-Related => Razorback Discussion => Topic started by: cotte on March 14, 2017, 03:27:04 PM

Title: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: cotte on March 14, 2017, 03:27:04 PM
I heard a short amount of a bit on 103.7 that was pretty humorous. I know woopig can take this to an all new level.

How do you get back at DV?

Examples I heard:
100 yard restraining order from Duke
Take away early bird specials
Put Thurman's shot on repeat

Woopig, go.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Count Porkula on March 14, 2017, 03:33:25 PM
tell him there is no more availability at Del Boca Vista
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Ty Webb on March 14, 2017, 03:47:15 PM
Valvano will always be known as a cheater.
The Broken Egg serves a shitty breakfast.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: authorhawgerelli on March 14, 2017, 03:54:43 PM
Working eye on "Beasley;" bad eye on Grayson?
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: cotte on March 14, 2017, 04:04:46 PM
Drink all his Ensure
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Son_of_Spam on March 14, 2017, 04:07:14 PM
Tell him he can't use his hands when he talks.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: notaslibro on March 14, 2017, 04:44:13 PM
Rape his grandchildren
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: SpiderHam on March 14, 2017, 04:59:06 PM
Here's your pregame meal Mr Vitale....  Serves him a meal laced with Ex Lax.  That WILL be the Fastest 40 Minutes.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: GuinnessHog on March 14, 2017, 05:04:29 PM
Rape his grandchildren

Going for the jugular
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Thin Red Swine on March 14, 2017, 05:56:05 PM
Rape his grandchildren

He's a Pedo State fan too?
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Rick B. on March 14, 2017, 06:12:47 PM
Dumbest thread ever.   ;)
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: goporkyourself on March 14, 2017, 06:17:23 PM
Give his phone number to the Whalejizz Cove guy
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: cotte on March 14, 2017, 07:00:25 PM
Rape his grandchildren

They go to Baylor?
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Count Porkula on March 14, 2017, 07:15:37 PM
Rape his grandchildren

these go to eleven...
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: TravelHog on March 14, 2017, 11:56:59 PM
Rape his grandchildren
Gotdang! That'll do it.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Chigurh on March 15, 2017, 06:54:34 AM
He's a Pedo State fan too?

Well, he is always going on about "diaper dandys".
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: capnthog on March 15, 2017, 07:37:53 AM
Knock his front teeth out.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: porksamich on March 15, 2017, 07:44:51 AM
Knock his front teeth out.

Then rape his face after you're done with his grandchildren. Clean up with Duke towel.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on March 15, 2017, 07:48:18 AM
His mother was a whore and his father a jadrool rat bastard.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: razorwire on March 15, 2017, 08:49:58 AM
Well, he is always going on about "diaper dandys".
Especially now that he is wearing one.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Scotty Doesn't Know on March 15, 2017, 10:32:12 AM
Drop a dumptruck load of baby diapers taken off 17 .month olds that are teething in his pool.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: FueltoFire on March 15, 2017, 10:49:09 AM
Shit on his pillow and fuck up his good eye.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Fairweather Hog Fan on March 15, 2017, 01:35:57 PM
Tell him Olive Garden is all out of lasagna.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: cotte on March 15, 2017, 01:44:22 PM
tell him there is no more availability at Del Boca Vista

Winner so far.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: hogoffate on March 15, 2017, 02:34:29 PM
Hide his glass eye;
Get Jack Klumpis to get him a new Caddy so he can drive it into a swamp and let Beasley kick his ass
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Son_of_Spam on March 15, 2017, 06:56:29 PM
Make him broadcast sitting next to Charles Barkley
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: allswell on March 16, 2017, 04:36:41 AM
Any little rock catholic high alum remember Steve wells kissing vitale on his bald head, near mid  midcourt as he gave his pregame rant and wheeze?  Game was at barnhill. May have been final one vs lsu.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: goporkyourself on March 16, 2017, 08:58:01 AM
should put a tape together of all his games and make him watch it clock work orange style till his retinas burn out.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Fairweather Hog Fan on March 16, 2017, 08:59:40 AM
Call him Dick Rafferty.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Count Porkula on March 16, 2017, 09:15:52 AM
Call him Dick Rafferty.

I liked his song, Right Down the Pine.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Cerdo on March 16, 2017, 11:43:50 AM
Look, let's be honest -
Dick Vitale is just like Billy Packer and the rest of that whole bunch - they love them some Bobby Knight clones or Rick Pitino/Pat Riley clones.  It's either the "tough and smart" white coach that they remember from their youth, with "smart players" or else it's the guy who exudes NBA flair. 

The only black head coaches that these ESPN dipshits ogle over are the "uplifting" stereotypes that are like the Oprahs of the coaching world - going high when everyone else went low and being all above it all and shit.  That's why they all loved John Thompson and hated, HATED, Nolan.

Thompson was "uplifting".  Nolan had long since stopped giving a fuck whether or not you liked him or not.   He wasn't going to kiss their ass anymore than Knight would but they could take it with Knight because again, fond memories of their youths.  Mysteriously, not so much with Nolan. 

Mike is certainly not Nolan.... but he isn't one of their little darlings either.  Fuck 'em. 
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Joe Swine on March 16, 2017, 11:54:38 AM
He like coaches who's names end with a vowel, like his.  So take his away.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Dr. HawgLove on March 16, 2017, 11:54:41 AM
Make him broadcast sitting next to Charles Barkley
Make him call a game between Pat Bradley and Clint Stoerner
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: upine on March 16, 2017, 05:46:21 PM
The kids from the Dickie V foundation pity him.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Po Pimp on March 16, 2017, 05:51:17 PM
Rape his grandchildren

Dumbest response in the dumbest thread.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: notaslibro on March 17, 2017, 09:08:21 AM
Dumbest response in the dumbest thread.

Coming from you?  I take that as a compliment.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: razorwire on March 17, 2017, 09:10:49 AM
Make him hit the steam room with Charles Barkley. :mike:
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: HogBroyles on April 05, 2017, 01:35:56 PM
Make him go on vacation with Wally Hall.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: acater on April 13, 2017, 01:05:58 PM
Just read that when the Supersonics drafted Russell Westbrook fourth overall, Dicky V called it "a big big mistake".
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: DrMongoose on April 13, 2017, 11:07:15 PM
Make him go on vacation with Wally Hall.

That is just evil
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: hogsrunwild on April 13, 2017, 11:14:14 PM
Make him take a Monday drive with Paul Eells
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Joggy on April 14, 2017, 12:47:19 AM
Valvano will always be known as https://www.tenderbuttons.com/crazy-bulk-review-results a cheater with Crazy Bulk.
The Broken Egg serves a shitty breakfast.

Lol, never heard that saying before.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: cotte on April 14, 2017, 10:18:13 AM
Just read that when the Supersonics drafted Russell Westbrook fourth overall, Dicky V called it "a big big mistake".

He was a UCLA boy. The number one draft pick was Derrick Rose, I believe.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: notaslibro on April 14, 2017, 10:22:13 AM
He was a UCLA boy. The number one draft pick was Derrick Rose, I believe.

And #39 was Sonny Weems!

Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: hogsrunwild on April 14, 2017, 10:24:01 AM
Sunny Weemses
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: cotte on April 14, 2017, 10:29:03 AM
And #39 was Sonny Weems!

#2 was Patrick Beverley, believe it or not.
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: notaslibro on April 14, 2017, 10:35:03 AM
#2 was Patrick Beverley, believe it or not.

(https://i.giphy.com/3o6ZtgWuz7QQoJhTws.gif)
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on April 14, 2017, 02:57:37 PM
#2 was Patrick Beverley, believe it or not.
 

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/044a0c967c46ff72cacbd6e2c8f71e0c/tumblr_momo0yiB9D1qaldqoo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Hogeye_Pierce on April 14, 2017, 03:23:11 PM
#2 was Patrick Beverley, believe it or not.

Umm... Mr. Google says he was drafted #42 in the 2nd round. If by #2 you mean the 2nd round, well then...
Title: Re: Fucking Dickie V's World Up
Post by: Hog_Corleone on May 02, 2017, 02:17:04 PM
Make him read and translate into English one Robert Shields article, it can be any of his choosing.