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Title: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: ElvisHog on October 09, 2011, 11:44:59 AM
But there's a lot of him...so just take some and leave the rest for everyone else.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on October 09, 2011, 11:47:06 AM
Actually, according to the process servers who went looking for him, Walt was pretty hard to find.

Until they checked his parents' house and found him living there.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on October 09, 2011, 11:53:03 AM
I knew Frazier would struggle throwing the football with any kind of duress but last night was just bad.  Stare down your receivers and make the hogs secondary look all world.  He is a heck of an athlete but Gus has some major work when it comes to making football reads.  Lucky for kiehl auburn continues to recruit at a high level and his passing should be minimal
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 09, 2011, 12:16:01 PM
I guarandamntee that the vast majority of woopiggers make a lot more paper than that fatass. Seriously Walt, you are a nobody and you will never be anything. What is the deal with these creepy Shiloh people and their obession with that school?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: notaslibro on October 09, 2011, 12:25:46 PM
I lot of overtly-religious people are simply pedophiles trying to hide their true nature.  See Priest, Catholic.

Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: pigz_in_the_twigz on October 09, 2011, 12:29:51 PM
Easy to find?  Just let gravity do the work, I'm sure he'll pull you in soon enough
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: wmr on October 09, 2011, 12:30:47 PM
I've seen that fat frick a few times at the B-dubs on Joyce Blvd.  He's a lot fatter in real life.

mfricking bar stool disappears up his ass he's so fricking fat.

Like have to have pants specially made fat.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Buffinator on October 09, 2011, 01:36:26 PM
The only thing that fat sack of shit is good for is the entertainment value.  Dude seriously suffers from the most extreme delusions of adequacy.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: big_pig on October 09, 2011, 01:42:12 PM
This thread:  only time "little" and "Walt Williams" used in same sentence
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Satch on October 09, 2011, 01:51:00 PM
This thread:  only time "little" and "Walt Williams" used in same sentence
probably not accurate
(http://www.niftybitch.net/me/041703-03.jpg)
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: chittlins on October 09, 2011, 02:12:04 PM
Prairie Grove humbled Shiloh Friday nite. Next year they go up a classification and there's not much there.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: cooter on October 09, 2011, 05:36:48 PM
Has anyone here actually introduced themselves to Walt before?  I wonder if he talks as tough outside his momma's house.   :hmmm:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: KSHogg on October 09, 2011, 05:46:02 PM
I've seen that fat frick a few times at the B-dubs on Joyce Blvd.  He's a lot fatter in real life.

mfricking bar stool disappears up his ass he's so fricking fat.

Like have to have pants specially made fat.



So you're saying Dyer's wimmens fat!
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: PigHair on October 09, 2011, 05:53:24 PM
 :beer:

To the woopigger battling Walt on facebook.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 09, 2011, 06:01:07 PM
Wide Walt calling a guy "irrelevant".  Pot, meet kettle.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Buffinator on October 09, 2011, 06:25:21 PM
:beer:

To the woopigger battling Walt on facebook.

Screenshots would be appreciated
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: papermill on October 09, 2011, 06:37:41 PM
disappointing, don't know who this guy is, was hoping we would be talking about the former University of Maryland great (and NBA journeyman)
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: PigHair on October 09, 2011, 07:03:09 PM
Screenshots would be appreciated

I was referring to the screenshot in the very first post in this thread.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Buffinator on October 09, 2011, 07:29:19 PM
I was referring to the screenshot in the very first post in this thread.

I r stoopib.

But waltie seems to harbor some sort of anger toward Woopig for some reason. He is worse than the ones he talks bad about.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: unknown on October 09, 2011, 07:31:40 PM
What the hell is a Walt Williams?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on October 09, 2011, 07:50:08 PM
Does anyone have a copy of that old post that he put out on Hogville about how much better an offensive coach Malzahn was than Petrino?

LOL @ Walt.   His business failure made Brandon Barber's look modest, and he alienated pretty much all of his neighbors, friends, and probably family.

Douchebag.  He's reading this, too, you know he is.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: VerotiK on October 09, 2011, 08:34:16 PM
What the hell is a Walt Williams?

There is a big thread on this douchebag.  Use the handy search feature.  I noticed during the Auburn game there was another "recruiting" service running commercials.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 09, 2011, 08:42:59 PM
Take about a glassful of warm water and add to it two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar. To this solution, add about ten drops of tea tree oil. Mix well and fill your douche bag with the solution. Douche twice a day, in the morning or evening to prevent bacterial vaginosis.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: cooter on October 09, 2011, 09:21:14 PM
Take about a glassful of warm water and add to it two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar. To this solution, add about ten drops of tea tree oil. Mix well and fill your douche bag with the solution. Douche twice a day, in the morning or evening to prevent bacterial vaginosis.


You've been talking to Swahali again, haven't you?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: hOUSTon NUTT on October 09, 2011, 09:26:02 PM
Until they checked his parents' house and found him living there.

Unbuffable

In other news, Zeke Ulrey Walt Williams baby goats tight collies fat chicks.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Hogye West on October 09, 2011, 10:19:06 PM
Yeah, you can definitely tell that Bobby Bowden is proud as punch to meet THE WWW
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: notaslibro on October 10, 2011, 10:24:38 AM
You know someone is a winner when the Free Shoes University is unhappy to be seen with you.  You stay classy, Pinnacle Perps.

Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: ocelot_ark on October 10, 2011, 10:58:17 AM
Yeah, you can definitely tell that Bobby Bowden is proud as punch to meet THE WWW

What's pathetic about that picture is the fact that Bowden's not a small guy. He's got a gut.  But WWW makes him look like a fucking Somalian.

HE'S calling people irrelevant? No, sir.  What's irrelevant for you is exercise and a somewhat decent diet.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 10, 2011, 11:13:45 AM

HE'S calling people irrelevant? No, sir.  What's irrelevant for you is exercise and a somewhat decent diet.

Don't forget gainful employment and sex with another person. 
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: unknown on October 10, 2011, 12:11:18 PM
Yeah, you can definitely tell that Bobby Bowden is proud as punch to meet THE WWW
I bet Bobby was surprised to finally meet his credit card guy in person
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Rob on October 10, 2011, 12:16:54 PM
Yeah, you can definitely tell that Bobby Bowden is proud as punch to meet THE WWW
That is a card board cut out...

Damn Walter is fat
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: HogofWar on October 10, 2011, 12:20:07 PM
That is a card board cut out...

Damn Walter is fat

Definitely going for the Houston Nutt, Manboob, look.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Boar Bidet on October 10, 2011, 01:19:14 PM
why is Walt still running his mouf on the facebook much less anywhere on the interwebs after what we did to him?  are there more facebook or twatters from him?  If so, please share for all our enjoyment. 
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: FueltoFire on October 10, 2011, 02:08:41 PM
Just a few notes...  Has anyone heard of his 'new' company?  Looks like he got a new company car too.....
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: LaMoHog on October 10, 2011, 02:14:28 PM
Doesn't wanna drive that new car in a lake, huh? The teacher has become the student.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: shortstop6 on October 10, 2011, 02:33:55 PM
I'm surprised that fat turd can fit in a 325. 

What a douche - "the speedometer reads 160."  So fucking what?  His fat ass surely drops that 0-60 time from 6.1 seconds to 6.1 minutes. 

And nevermnd the car's speed is governnor-limited to 147...the speedometer reads 160, bitches!

Fat, stupid and jock-sniffing is no way to go through life, Walt.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: HogofWar on October 10, 2011, 02:37:12 PM
I'm surprised that fat turd can fit in a 325. 

What a douche - "the speedometer reads 160."  So fricking what?  His fat ass surely drops that 0-60 time from 6.1 seconds to 6.1 minutes. 

And nevermnd the car's speed is governnor-limited to 147...the speedometer reads 160, bitches!

Fat, stupid and jock-sniffing is no way to go through life, Walt.

I think my VW 2001 Jetta reads 160 too. Score!
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: wmr on October 10, 2011, 02:38:22 PM
The fact the Malzahn willingly associates with someone like Walt Williams tells me that he is not the guy I used to think he was.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: BigDavis on October 10, 2011, 02:44:50 PM
I think my VW 2001 Jetta reads 160 too. Score!

My 1996 Saab reads 160.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 10, 2011, 02:50:36 PM
I wonder it Walt wants to race?   I'll line em up with him, car or on foot.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: ArkGuy on October 10, 2011, 02:51:05 PM
I think every program out there has boosters and hangers on who like scmoozing with players and coaches, having access, trading on the team goodwill to help their own business (or ego), etc., even if they don't do anything technically illegal.  Everyone from the AD on down has to tolerate them.

Or let them walk through the "A."

THey are everywhere -- including here -- and always have been.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Rob on October 10, 2011, 02:56:18 PM
I think every program out there has boosters and hangers on who like scmoozing with players and coaches, having access, trading on the team goodwill to help their own business (or ego), etc., even if they don't do anything technically illegal.  Everyone from the AD on down has to tolerate them.

Or let them walk through the "A."

THey are everywhere -- including here -- and always have been.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: wmr on October 10, 2011, 03:05:14 PM
Different.  GTMF is a booster for Arkansas, played at Arkansas and will be here whoever the coach is.

WorldWideWalt is attached directly to Malzahn.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on October 10, 2011, 03:18:11 PM
300 series BMWs are pieces of shit.  Anyone that buys one cares mostly just about getting that BMW logo, not about getting a decent vehicle.  Just buy a Passat.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 10, 2011, 03:19:38 PM
Just a few notes...  Has anyone heard of his 'new' company?  Looks like he got a new company car too.....
(http://woopig.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76801.0;attach=60714;image)

1. Move in with parents.
2. Rent fancy car.
3. ? ? ? ?
4. PROFIT
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Aaron on October 10, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
300 series BMWs are pieces of aMm.  Anyone that buys one cares mostly just about getting that BMW logo, not about getting a decent vehicle.  Just buy a Passat.

It's a girl's car.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: HogofWar on October 10, 2011, 03:23:31 PM
300 series BMWs are pieces of aMm.  Anyone that buys one cares mostly just about getting that BMW logo, not about getting a decent vehicle.  Just buy a Passat.

Poor Man's Mercedes, indeed.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Kid Dynamite on October 10, 2011, 03:33:18 PM
Anyone that buys one cares mostly just about getting that BMW logo, not about getting a decent vehicle. 

You've got him all wrong...didn't you read he is all about relationships & not logos? Nor does he love teh  :helmet:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 10, 2011, 03:48:16 PM
At least get a 335 if you are getting a 3 and can't afford an m3.  The 325 has around 230hp.  Fast indeed.  I thought the 328 was the new 325?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on October 10, 2011, 03:55:23 PM
Doesn't wanna drive that new car in a lake?  Is he referring to Dyer's Dad?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: UncleHog on October 10, 2011, 03:58:06 PM
It's a girl's car.

Grown ass men dont drive 3 series bmws. I get it now. This dude is a douche independent of his cock slobbering love for gus and 17 yr old boys.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: wmr on October 10, 2011, 03:58:46 PM
Doesn't wanna drive that new car in a lake?  Is he referring to Dyer's Dad?
:tiw:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Extra Point on October 10, 2011, 04:07:23 PM
At least get a 335 if you are getting a 3 and can't afford an m3.  The 325 has around 230hp.  Fast indeed

I'd take an M3 over anything Merc makes under $100k which is nearly twice as much as the M3.  The 335is is a fun driver's car as well, but why not just spend the extra $8-9k and buy the M3.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Phat_Hawg on October 10, 2011, 04:13:31 PM
"Kiehl scored.  Mike had over 100 yards and scored.  I made a bunch of money today........and will sleep wonderfully tonight.  For the win."


That's an interesting comment.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: chittlins on October 10, 2011, 04:41:52 PM
"Kiehl scored.  Mike had over 100 yards and scored.  I made a bunch of money today........and will sleep wonderfully tonight.  For the win."


That's an interesting comment.

A fine christain representative of the Southern Baptist Sect that rules Springdale gambling on college football is what I got and I'm not taking his (cough, hack) word on it. Fucking blow hard trying to make himself into something he ain't

I ain't ragging on BMW or Mercedes but each lower end 3s of their's are geared to folks that drive Accords, Acuras and Yoder Camry's wanting to act like they are a little more special than they (there's nothing wrong with that) are and mainly leasing specials for the lower payments.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on October 10, 2011, 04:45:47 PM
I remember on Entourage when Ari changed the 7 on his wife's Beamer to a 6 to make her think he spent more money on it.

Good times.

You can't change the number on that little piece of shit, though.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Phat_Hawg on October 10, 2011, 04:51:33 PM
A fine christain representative of the Southern Baptist Sect that rules Springdale gambling on college football is what I got and I'm not taking his (cough, hack) word on it. fricking blow hard trying to make himself into something he ain't


So he bet on Arkansas?  Find that hard to believe.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 10, 2011, 04:51:43 PM
Great, he got a 325.  Not much of a status symbol though.  Not only does every soccer mom in town with a loaded out Tahoe or Yukon have a more expensive car than he does, they have a more manly one as well.  It isn't often than a so-called status symbol will simultaneously prove that not only are you a poor poser, but that you have a vagina as well.  Nicely done, Walt.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: chittlins on October 10, 2011, 05:00:59 PM
Great, he got a 325.  Not much of a status symbol though.  Not only does every soccer mom in town with a loaded out Tahoe or Yukon have a more expensive car than he does, they have a more manly one as well.  It isn't often than a so-called status symbol will simulataneously prove that not only are you a poor poser, but that you have a vagina as well.  Nicely done, Walt.

I think they lease in the mid $300 range. Why buy an Accord when you can lease a Beamer is the marketing pitch.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: NotoriousPIG on October 10, 2011, 05:03:36 PM
That bimmer is indeed a woman's car but I don't care if it was a Lambo, any car paid for by ill gotten gains scamming high school kids is a piece of shit.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: asshat on October 10, 2011, 05:06:17 PM
Didn't see a mention about his close relationship with Dakota Mosely...

Northdoor if you're lurking, errr, blahing around could you let us know if Walt's turned his back on his former client.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 10, 2011, 05:10:17 PM
Why buy an Accord when you can lease a Beamer is the marketing pitch.

Because an Accord says, "I'm sensible and don't care that much about material things" and a 3 series BMW says, "I'm a turd rancher who couldn't afford an actual BMW."
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Arkansas Proud on October 10, 2011, 05:11:10 PM
I can't figure out why Malzahn is associated in any way with Walt either.  Here's what I know......

No self-respecting reporter (see, that throws out Odus) covering the U of A has ever had anything bad to say about Malzahn, NOR have they mentioned that anyone else had anything bad to say about him.

So here's what I think.......

Either he doesn't associate himself with Walt and somehow got suckered into taking one picture with him that has made its way around the internets...
OR
He has no idea about the type of person Walt is, what he posts on facebook, what he "sells" to recruits, etc.


I'm thinking A.  But what do I know?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 10, 2011, 05:24:10 PM
"Kiehl scored.  Mike had over 100 yards and scored.  I made a bunch of money today........and will sleep wonderfully tonight.  For the win."


That's an interesting comment.

Waiters gonna wait
(http://www.supercoloring.com/wp-content/main/2009_04/waiter-in-a-cafe-coloring-page.png)
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: BigDavis on October 10, 2011, 06:17:47 PM
"Kiehl scored.  Mike had over 100 yards and scored.  I made a bunch of money today........and will sleep wonderfully tonight.  For the win."


That's an interesting comment.

I really want to know what he meant by that.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: WPFM on October 10, 2011, 06:53:42 PM
Yeah, you can definitely tell that Bobby Bowden is proud as punch orange juice to meet THE WWW

(http://woopig.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76801.0;attach=60700;image)
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on October 10, 2011, 07:05:24 PM


You have to work at it to get that fat.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Phat_Hawg on October 10, 2011, 07:09:15 PM
Didn't see a mention about his close relationship with Dakota Mosely...

Northdoor if you're lurking, errr, blahing around could you let us know if Walt's turned his back on his former client.

Looking at Walt's photo it looks like Mosely turned his back on him and Walt ate him.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 10, 2011, 07:33:34 PM
300 series BMWs are pieces of shit.  Anyone that buys one cares mostly just about getting that BMW logo, not about getting a decent vehicle.  Just buy a Passat.
 

Ummm no. As someone who has owned BMW's, Audi's and VW's, I can tell you that even though they have their issues, the 3 series is still better made than Audi or VW. We've had no issues with my wife's X3. There are people that just want the brand but there are plenty of people who buy the 3 series because of how much fun it is to drive, the Passat is not even close to being on par with the 3 series in terms of performance. For somebody looking for a Sports Sedan, I can definitely recommend the Infiniti G37. It's way more reliable than any German car and it's a real Sports Sedan like the 3 series. I've had one now for 6 months now and it's a blast to drive, in fact I like it better than the Audi S4 I once had.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: ElvisHog on October 10, 2011, 07:48:12 PM
For those that don't know why Walt hates woopig so much...

http://woopig.net/2010/02/walt-williams-pinnacle-preps-sued/ (http://woopig.net/2010/02/walt-williams-pinnacle-preps-sued/)

Even before that though, he got an attorney buddy to send letters to us, Nobville, and somebody else...HI maybe. I can't speak for the last one, but woopig's general counsel sent back a response that basically said "eat it"...Lanny's lawyer did as well. Nobody heard from Walt's "attorney" after that.

That letter was one of the main reasons that he got in my crosshairs. Try to intimidate us...it won't work...and then you become a target.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on October 10, 2011, 07:55:27 PM
For those that don't know why Walt hates woopig so much...

http://woopig.net/2010/02/walt-williams-pinnacle-preps-sued/ (http://woopig.net/2010/02/walt-williams-pinnacle-preps-sued/)

Even before that though, he got an attorney buddy to send letters to us, Nobville, and somebody else...HI maybe. I can't speak for the last one, but woopig's general counsel sent back a response that basically said "eat it"...Lanny's lawyer did as well. Nobody heard from Walt's "attorney" after that.

That letter was one of the main reasons that he got in my crosshairs. Try to intimidate us...it won't work...and then you become a target.

They probably don't make small cups with 55 inch waist bands.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 10, 2011, 08:01:18 PM
And to think I almost sold his deddy my .410 Remington 1100 20 years ago so that the fat little bastard could learn how to shoot. 

Maybe it's my fault that Walt didn't try to swallow a shotgun shell before now.  My bad Woopig. 
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on October 10, 2011, 08:14:06 PM
 

Ummm no. As someone who has owned BMW's, Audi's and VW's, I can tell you that even though they have their issues, the 3 series is still better made than Audi or VW. We've had no issues with my wife's X3. There are people that just want the brand but there are plenty of people who buy the 3 series because of how much fun it is to drive, the Passat is not even close to being on par with the 3 series in terms of performance. For somebody looking for a Sports Sedan, I can definitely recommend the Infiniti G37. It's way more reliable than any German car and it's a real Sports Sedan like the 3 series. I've had one now for 6 months now and it's a blast to drive, in fact I like it better than the Audi S4 I once had.

That's nice.

I had a conversation with the manager of a BMW dealership about this.  They fall apart.  They had a major transmission flaw for quite a while, don't know if it's been fixed in the last 3-4 years.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: chittlins on October 10, 2011, 08:21:50 PM
For those that don't know why Walt hates woopig so much...

http://woopig.net/2010/02/walt-williams-pinnacle-preps-sued/ (http://woopig.net/2010/02/walt-williams-pinnacle-preps-sued/)

Even before that though, he got an attorney buddy to send letters to us, Nobville, and somebody else...HI maybe. I can't speak for the last one, but woopig's general counsel sent back a response that basically said "eat it"...Lanny's lawyer did as well. Nobody heard from Walt's "attorney" after that.

That letter was one of the main reasons that he got in my crosshairs. Try to intimidate us...it won't work...and then you become a target.

the threads on Walt in the Classic has stuff that that fat fuck did at other sites, how he attacked Petrino and how he operated. It's long gone at the other places but it's here for the world to read.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Splurge on October 10, 2011, 08:25:00 PM
Through all of this pissing contest, I would like to know the logistics of him even fitting in a BMW 3 series.  Or hell, a Yukon for that matter.  He looks like he ate a mattress.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: notaslibro on October 10, 2011, 08:29:40 PM
Yeah, you can definitely tell that Bobby Bowden is proud as punch to meet THE WWW
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on October 10, 2011, 08:32:49 PM
I'll race Walt today in my 9 year old Merc; it's only a little C-class, not much of a threat.

$500 cash on the barrelhead, fucko.  Come get it.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 10, 2011, 08:33:43 PM
That's nice.

I had a conversation with the manager of a BMW dealership about this.  They fall apart.  They had a major transmission flaw for quite a while, don't know if it's been fixed in the last 3-4 years.
 

VW's and Audi's have had quirky electrical problems for quite some time. I never had any problems with my 328 or 330. Frankly I wouldn't buy any German car right now.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: WPFM on October 10, 2011, 08:36:26 PM
Frankly I wouldn't buy any German car right now.

War's over man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 10, 2011, 08:40:58 PM
 

VW's and Audi's have had quirky electrical problems for quite some time. I never had any problems with my 328 or 330. Frankly I wouldn't buy any German car right now.

I haven't had any problems on a couple of Audi cars.  Can't say the same for friends with bmw's.  Friends with 28i, 30, 335i, m3 and m5 and all but the m5 have had random problems.  Maybe just bad luck or that they are mostly Asians.  The new vp just got a new s5 and she loves it.  Friends with amg S63 and amg g55 have no problems
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on October 10, 2011, 09:01:14 PM
I'd take an M3 over anything Merc makes under $100k which is nearly twice as much as the M3. 

I'll take this bet,too; do I get a C63 AMG Development/Black which hits at just under $70k?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: notaslibro on October 10, 2011, 09:35:20 PM
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Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 10, 2011, 09:35:53 PM
I'll take this bet,too; do I get a C63 AMG Development/Black which hits at just under $70k?

Agreed
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Count Porkula on October 10, 2011, 09:43:54 PM
 

VW's and Audi's have had quirky electrical problems for quite some time. I never had any problems with my 328 or 330. Frankly I wouldn't buy any German car right now.

Hayyyyyyy.  Eat my ass.

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Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Extra Point on October 10, 2011, 09:53:54 PM
I'll take this bet,too; do I get a C63 AMG Development/Black which hits at just under $70k?

Top Gear tested the M3 vs. the C63 AMG in 2007.  The Merc won the drag race, but the M3 bested the Merc by 5 seconds around the track with ex-Stig Ben Collins driving both cars.  Read his accounts of driving both cars...http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=504388 (http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=504388)

From a driving standpoint (and I have driven both), I prefer the M3.  I could care less about winning a drag race.  You don't need to spend $70k to do that.

Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 10, 2011, 09:58:37 PM
Having driven and ridden in both,  I'll take the amg all day as an adult.  Class, refinement and status the m3 doesn't Dave.  M6... I like that.

Maybe I'm just older and like the s63 over the m3

http://reviews.cnet.com/4370-10863_7-620-102.html?tag=pf_feature_content;y_button (http://reviews.cnet.com/4370-10863_7-620-102.html?tag=pf_feature_content;y_button)
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: reverendhog on October 10, 2011, 10:01:01 PM
Through all of this pissing contest, I would like to know the logistics of him even fitting in a BMW 3 series.  Or hell, a Yukon for that matter.  He looks like he ate a mattress.
Maybe Walt has the Pica. 

From the Wikis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)

Pica ( /?pa?k?/ py-k?) is a medical disorder characterized by an appetite for substances largely non-nutritive (e.g., metal, clay, coal, sand, dirt, soil, feces, chalk, pens and pencils, paper, batteries, spoons, toothbrushes, soap, mucus, latex gloves, ash, gum, lip balm, tacks and other office supplies, etc.)[1][2] For these actions to be considered pica, they must persist for more than one month at an age where eating such objects is considered developmentally inappropriate. The name of the condition originates from the Latin word for magpie, a bird that is reputed to eat almost anything.[3] Pica is seen in all ages, particularly in pregnant women, small children, and those with developmental disabilities.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 10, 2011, 10:02:28 PM
I haven't had any problems on a couple of Audi cars. 
 

I had some issues with the A4 and S4 I had.

Top Gear tested the M3 vs. the C63 AMG in 2007.  The Merc won the drag race, but the M3 bested the Merc by 5 seconds around the track with ex-Stig Ben Collins driving both cars.  Read his accounts of driving both cars...http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=504388 (http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=504388)

From a driving standpoint (and I have driven both), I prefer the M3.  I could care less about winning a drag race.  You don't need to spend $70k to do that.




Can't say i'm surprised, the M3 has always had exceptional handling.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: OP on October 10, 2011, 10:04:29 PM
You Fascist bastards are neglecting your Bushido bros.

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Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: ArkGuy on October 10, 2011, 10:17:24 PM
(http://woopig.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76801.0;attach=60728;image)

One is round, juicy, and does things to make you laugh.




The other is an orange mascot.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 10, 2011, 10:55:13 PM
(http://woopig.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76801.0;attach=60728;image)

One is round, juicy, and does things to make you laugh.




The other is an orange mascot.


How many sheep had to die to make that jacket?  :-\

And it's still straining at the button.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: MDEM on October 10, 2011, 11:44:18 PM

How many sheep had to die to make that jacket?  :-\

And it's still straining at the button.

Sheep?  That's made out of recycled milk jugs.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: notaslibro on October 10, 2011, 11:46:39 PM
War's over man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Last one.

Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: wmr on October 11, 2011, 12:06:40 AM
(http://woopig.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76801.0;attach=60728;image)

One is round, juicy, and does things to make you laugh.




The other is an orange mascot.

That is a more accurate picture of World Wide Walt.  His glamour shot actually is quite flattering.  He's one exceptionally giant tub of lard.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Snowman Slayer on October 11, 2011, 01:25:14 AM
(http://woopig.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76801.0;attach=60728;image)

One is round, juicy, and does things to make you laugh.




The other is an orange mascot.
:thumbup:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on October 11, 2011, 06:50:59 AM
Top Gear tested the M3 vs. the C63 AMG in 2007.  The Merc won the drag race, but the M3 bested the Merc by 5 seconds around the track with ex-Stig Ben Collins driving both cars.  Read his accounts of driving both cars...http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=504388 (http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=504388)

From a driving standpoint (and I have driven both), I prefer the M3.  I could care less about winning a drag race.  You don't need to spend $70k to do that.



I'm familiar with the tests; I also know there's absolutely no real-world scenario where track times come into play.  Top Gear does plenty of drag tests as well.

But, again, I'll take the new C63 Black happily; hell, I'll take a used C55 against the current M3.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: chittlins on October 11, 2011, 07:29:29 AM
Someone should tag Walty on Facebook with those farks.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: UAJAZZYJAMES on October 11, 2011, 08:16:25 AM
The fact the Malzahn willingly associates with someone like Walt Williams tells me that he is not the guy I used to think he was.

Problem is Malzahn will not associate with Walt...he simply wants some of the guys that Walt "handles"....it is a well known fact in the Springdale circles that Malzahn does not like Walt. Until he handled Dyer and Frazier he had not spoken to Gus since High School....Malzahn, Wood and other Shiloh and Springdale coaches blacklisted Walter due to his work on Fearless Friday.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Boar Bidet on October 11, 2011, 08:32:36 AM
 

Ummm no. As someone who has owned BMW's, Audi's and VW's, I can tell you that even though they have their issues, the 3 series is still better made than Audi or VW. We've had no issues with my wife's X3. There are people that just want the brand but there are plenty of people who buy the 3 series because of how much fun it is to drive, the Passat is not even close to being on par with the 3 series in terms of performance. For somebody looking for a Sports Sedan, I can definitely recommend the Infiniti G37. It's way more reliable than any German car and it's a real Sports Sedan like the 3 series. I've had one now for 6 months now and it's a blast to drive, in fact I like it better than the Audi S4 I once had.
This is true...the day dad brought home his G37, my brother flipped it three times and totaled it in a ditch.  He said it went pretty fast and he climbed out without a scratch.   :stunned:

Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 11, 2011, 08:35:52 AM
Problem is Malzahn will not associate with Walt...he simply wants some of the guys that Walt "handles"....it is a well known fact in the Springdale circles that Malzahn does not like Walt. Until he handled Dyer and Frazier he had not spoken to Gus since High School....Malzahn, Wood and other Shiloh and Springdale coaches blacklisted Walter due to his work on Fearless Friday.


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Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Cove Hog on October 11, 2011, 08:39:09 AM
.

That...is just wrong.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: UAJAZZYJAMES on October 11, 2011, 08:45:07 AM

(http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx190/cobbcrnr/5454_1190233680730_1375018075_30554.jpg)

I'm no Gus apologist dont get me wrong...but that pic is from a visit Frazier took....Aubrun wanted Frazier no way they dont let the handler get in the pic if Frazier wants it. I challenge you to find any non recruiting pictures or convo's he has had with Gus. Trust me I think the same of him as any of you and I dont think Gus is god by any means.  I just find it comical that he thinks he and Gus are best buddies when the truth is Gus cant stand him and now is just using him for his kids he "handles"...
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 11, 2011, 08:57:09 AM

(http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx190/cobbcrnr/5454_1190233680730_1375018075_30554.jpg)

Wow.  There are eleven people in that picture.  Five of them are criminals to some degree. 
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on October 11, 2011, 09:51:17 AM
(http://woopig.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=76801.0;attach=60728;image)

One is round, juicy, and does things to make you laugh.




The other is an orange mascot.

Hilarious.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Notherdamnhog on October 11, 2011, 09:58:52 AM

How many sheep had to die to make that jacket?  :-\

And it's still straining at the button.
Didn't know Mens Warehouse had blazers in size 70 Short.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: wmr on October 11, 2011, 10:21:33 AM
I'm no Gus apologist

Show me one post you've made that proves this.

Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: jsimp on October 11, 2011, 10:55:41 AM
I'm no Gus apologist dont get me wrong...but that pic is from a visit Frazier took....Aubrun wanted Frazier no way they dont let the handler get in the pic if Frazier wants it. I challenge you to find any non recruiting pictures or convo's he has had with Gus. Trust me I think the same of him as any of you and I dont think Gus is god by any means.  I just find it comical that he thinks he and Gus are best buddies when the truth is Gus cant stand him and now is just using him for his kids he "handles"...

either way, kinda makes your boy gus a sleezeball, don't ya think?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Extra Point on October 11, 2011, 11:41:14 AM
I'm familiar with the tests; I also know there's absolutely no real-world scenario where track times come into play.  Top Gear does plenty of drag tests as well.

But, again, I'll take the new C63 Black happily; Starkville, I'll take a used C55 against the current M3.

I've been on plenty of real-world scenarios turning traction control off and driving through the hills in NWA and North Central AR.  You need to be a highly skilled race driver to turn off traction control in the C63 AMG since it's all over the place.

It's just a matter of preference.  I like the performance/handling of the M3 better.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: unknown on October 11, 2011, 11:41:54 AM
Hilarious.
Does Walt play World of Warcraft and post youtube vids?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 11, 2011, 11:43:58 AM
Last one.




I just made a new entry to the dildo I bought when I was 16.  :stache:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 11, 2011, 11:53:48 AM
I've been on plenty of real-world scenarios turning traction control off and driving through the hills in NWA and North Central AR.  You need to be a highly skilled race driver to turn off traction control in the C63 AMG since it's all over the place.

It's just a matter of preference.  I like the performance/handling of the M3 better.

Simply not true.  In have driven an amg s63 over skyline drive in a spirited pace with tc off with no problems and I'm certainly not a race driver, skilled or unskilled.  I assume the c63 would be even easier.  It eats corners, even with a healthy mass and accelerates out of them like a rocket.  Unless you are an idiot with the throttle or have only driven cars with 200hp before, they are no problem.  

The new corvette certainly isn't a poor handling car, but if you aren't used to a car with that kind of power, it can get away from you in a hurry.  That doesn't mean it isn't a great car.  All that said, the new CTS v is one of the most fun cars to drive for me.  Insane power and handles great
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: unknown on October 11, 2011, 12:07:45 PM

I just made a new entry to the dildo I bought when I was 16.  :stache:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 11, 2011, 12:17:57 PM
Didn't know Mens Warehouse had blazers in size 70 Short.
They have a new "Cedric the Entertainer" line
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: UAJAZZYJAMES on October 11, 2011, 12:20:07 PM
either way, kinda makes your boy gus a sleezeball, don't ya think?

First NOT MY BOY....

Second yes makes him a HUGE sleezeball and makes me think he would pay cam under the table or turn his head if Cam was paid under the table if he is willing to work with WWW just get a recruit. 

My sole point is that I think it is funnly WWW sits here and worships the ground Gus walks on when he only cares about his boys and in fact dislikes WWW as a person.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: HogofWar on October 11, 2011, 12:21:46 PM


When I saw that the subject said, "Flounder," I figure there would be a picture of Flounder from "Animal House," not "The Little Mermaid."
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: Boar Bidet on October 11, 2011, 12:22:52 PM
Walt is also on the twatters @JwaltWilliams

let's see if we can make this a trend #waltwilliamsIsACocksucker
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: UAJAZZYJAMES on October 11, 2011, 12:31:58 PM
Show me one post you've made that proves this.



Considering this is my 4th post ever that is going to be tough....

What do you want me to say? That I think he is overrated as a  O cord with Cam? Ok. You want me to provide you proof? Ok.

In the years he coached with no Cam Cam he has not been able to produce in the most important qtr of games the 4th.

In the 8 SEC games  in 09 his teams produced 31 points in the 4th thats a avg of 4 points. In no SEC game that year did they produce more than 10 points in the 4th. That s LeBron type numbers.
This year in 3 SEC games plus the Clemson game to give us a bigger sample and not count the sisters of the poor. His teams have 14 points in the 4th. Again that is a avg around 4 points a game in the 4th. THey have two games with 0 points in the 4th and two games with 7 pts in the 4th....not elite by any means.

Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: Phat_Hawg on October 11, 2011, 01:46:00 PM

How many sheep had to die to make that jacket?  :-\


I would guess all of them.

How does he have to time to be twittering and such with being on the Dancing with the Stars this year? 
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: Aaron on October 11, 2011, 01:58:05 PM
(http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx190/cobbcrnr/5454_1190233680730_1375018075_30554.jpg)

Is the guy in the green untucked shirt a mentally handicapped janitor that stepped into a photo op?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: BigDavis on October 11, 2011, 02:01:19 PM
(http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx190/cobbcrnr/5454_1190233680730_1375018075_30554.jpg)

Is the guy in the green untucked shirt a mentally handicapped janitor that stepped into a photo op?

That's Keeel's dad.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: The Red Death on October 11, 2011, 02:07:39 PM
Nobody will ever convince me that Frazier didn't want to go to Arkansas but got "handled" by these clowns and Shiloh Jesus cult mind fucked into going to Auburn for their savior playcalling Houdini.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: Hognarok on October 11, 2011, 02:11:55 PM
Nobody will ever convince me that Frazier didn't want to go to Arkansas but got "handled" by these clowns and Shiloh Jesus cult mind fucked into going to Auburn for their savior playcalling Houdini.

For whatever reason I can't quite get a handle on this sentence.  Are you saying you think he was "handled" or you don't think he was "handled"?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: big_pig on October 11, 2011, 02:14:22 PM
Nobody will ever convince me that Frazier didn't want to go to Arkansas but got "handled" by these clowns and Shiloh Jesus cult mind fucked into going to Auburn for their savior playcalling Houdini.

He never would have played QB here. Ever.  And judging by the overall talent of our WR corps, he probably would have been nothing more than a practice player getting a buttload of those "mental reps" Dale is always talking about.

If I was him I'd tell my dad to switch to Dr. Pepper 10 have signed with Auburn too, due to familiarity with the offense and the chance to be a starting QB (which he will be by next year probably).
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: The Red Death on October 11, 2011, 02:19:12 PM
For whatever reason I can't quite get a handle on this sentence.  Are you saying you think he was "handled" or you don't think he was "handled"?

 :maundoed:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: LashHog on October 11, 2011, 02:51:18 PM
Considering this is my 4th post ever that is going to be tough....

What do you want me to say? That I think he is overrated as a  O cord with Cam? Ok. You want me to provide you proof? Ok.

In the years he coached with no Cam Cam he has not been able to produce in the most important qtr of games the 4th.

In the 8 SEC games  in 09 his teams produced 31 points in the 4th thats a avg of 4 points. In no SEC game that year did they produce more than 10 points in the 4th. That s LeBron type numbers.
This year in 3 SEC games plus the Clemson game to give us a bigger sample and not count the sisters of the poor. His teams have 14 points in the 4th. Again that is a avg around 4 points a game in the 4th. THey have two games with 0 points in the 4th and two games with 7 pts in the 4th....not elite by any means.


I get what you're saying...blowing you off as a Gus apologist is pretty stupid, you've been clear about that. I appreciate your input on the behind the scenes stuff in Springdale.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 11, 2011, 03:10:05 PM
Nobody will ever convince me that Frazier didn't want to go to Arkansas but got "handled" by these clowns and Shiloh Jesus cult mind fricked into going to Auburn for their savior playcalling Houdini.
Frazier transferred to Fayetteville High School during the spring of his freshman year.  They had another freshman qb named Brandon Allen.  Frazier transferred to Shiloh by the middle of the summer.  Frazier was never going to the U of A to play qb.  I firmly believe Allen is a better qb, especially for Petrino's system.  Frazier could be an all SEC free safety or WR.  As it is, he'll transfer to wherever Malzahn gets hired as head coach, and have a decent college career, unless somebody is able to convince him qb isn't the right position for him, that will be the extent of his football career.  He's a pretty good kid.  Yes, I'm very aware that he is not perfect and did at least one stupid thing, but I'm convinced most teenagers do stupid things from time to time.

Also, although Malzahn was a coach at Shiloh, and Auburn is most of the Crosschurch folks' second favorite team, they were all glad to see the Hogs victorious.  I can assure you at least one member of my family, who happens to be a member of the Fayetteville Crosschurch feels this way, as do 100% of her member friens.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: chittlins on October 11, 2011, 03:46:22 PM
Frazier transferred to Fayetteville High School during the spring of his freshman year.  They had another freshman qb named Brandon Allen.  Frazier transferred to Shiloh by the middle of the summer.  Frazier was never going to the U of A to play qb.  I firmly believe Allen is a better qb, especially for Petrino's system.  Frazier could be an all SEC free safety or WR.  As it is, he'll transfer to wherever Malzahn gets hired as head coach, and have a decent college career, unless somebody is able to convince him qb isn't the right position for him, that will be the extent of his football career.  He's a pretty good kid.  Yes, I'm very aware that he is not perfect and did at least one stupid thing, but I'm convinced most teenagers do stupid things from time to time.

Also, although Malzahn was a coach at Shiloh, and Auburn is most of the Crosschurch folks' second favorite team, they were all glad to see the Hogs victorious.  I can assure you at least one member of my family, who happens to be a member of the Fayetteville Crosschurch feels this way, as do 100% of her member friens.

There is a distinct difference in the Fayetteville strip mall branch and the mothership in Springdale. It or most of it's congregation didn't exist a year and a half ago. Little Floyd that runs the franchise. The midset is not changed at the Mothership.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: LashHog on October 11, 2011, 03:52:38 PM
Frazier transferred to Fayetteville High School during the spring of his freshman year.  They had another freshman qb named Brandon Allen.  Frazier transferred to Shiloh by the middle of the summer.  Frazier was never going to the U of A to play qb.  I firmly believe Allen is a better qb, especially for Petrino's system.  Frazier could be an all SEC free safety or WR.  As it is, he'll transfer to wherever Malzahn gets hired as head coach, and have a decent college career, unless somebody is able to convince him qb isn't the right position for him, that will be the extent of his football career.  He's a pretty good kid.  Yes, I'm very aware that he is not perfect and did at least one stupid thing, but I'm convinced most teenagers do stupid things from time to time.

Also, although Malzahn was a coach at Shiloh, and Auburn is most of the Crosschurch folks' second favorite team, they were all glad to see the Hogs victorious.  I can assure you at least one member of my family, who happens to be a member of the Fayetteville Crosschurch feels this way, as do 100% of her member friens.
Man...just think how fast the Chizik ship will sink if that happens. If they can't recruit and develop a QB with Malzahn, there is no way they do it without him. Their only hope will be Pike, and that kid reeks of being the type of douche that will never pan out.

There is a distinct difference in the Fayetteville strip mall branch and the mothership in Springdale. It or most of it's congregation didn't exist a year and a half ago. Little Floyd that runs the franchise. The midset is not changed at the Mothership.
I'm pretty sure this is 100% wrong. They had over 100 people there first week, and those weren't new people. That church consists mostly of people that went to the Springdale campus but lived in Fayetteville, and the Floyds actuall asked their members from Fayetteville to go to that one instead so it got off to a strong start.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: chittlins on October 11, 2011, 04:04:19 PM
Man...just think how fast the Chizik ship will sink if that happens. If they can't recruit and develop a QB with Malzahn, there is no way they do it without him. Their only hope will be Pike, and that kid reeks of being the type of douche that will never pan out.
I'm pretty sure this is 100% wrong. They had over 100 people there first week, and those weren't new people. That church consists mostly of people that went to the Springdale campus but lived in Fayetteville, and the Floyds actuall asked their members from Fayetteville to go to that one instead so it got off to a strong start.

I'll ask the youth minister on what the make up is now that the Grand Opening is over, he's my neighbor.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: notaslibro on October 11, 2011, 04:37:32 PM
I'm convinced most teenagers do stupid things from time to time.

I didn't.


Quote
as do 100% of her friends' members

 :hmmm:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 11, 2011, 04:54:05 PM
I didn't.


 :hmmm:
I don't know if I'm doing this right, but you better figure out how to make this sound clip work, and then take heed.

http://www.hark.com/clips/ckggjxdgxx-habitual-line-stepper (http://www.hark.com/clips/ckggjxdgxx-habitual-line-stepper)
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: ArkGuy on October 11, 2011, 06:33:22 PM
So ... we're trying to figure out what does the younger Floyd think about BMW 3-series ...  And we're wondering if the Fayetteville branch of Cross Church reads Road & Track and does the Auburn head coach like rear traction control?  And what about that car Eminim drives?  And I think World Wide Walt needs to choke a chicken.

We're sorting through a lot of crap here, Skip.

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Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: big_pig on October 11, 2011, 06:37:22 PM
I just wish he'd get a woopig account and settle this on a message board like a real man.

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Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: bogey7 on October 11, 2011, 06:40:18 PM
So ... we're trying to figure out what does the younger Floyd think about BMW 3-series ...  And we're wondering if the Fayetteville branch of Cross Church reads Road & Track and does the Auburn head coach like rear traction control?  And what about that car Eminim drives?  And I think World Wide Walt needs to choke a chicken.

We're sorting through a lot of crap here, Skip.

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091123130328/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Bull_Durham.jpg)

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: MDEM on October 11, 2011, 08:05:38 PM
So ... we're trying to figure out what does the younger Floyd think about BMW 3-series ...  And we're wondering if the Fayetteville branch of Cross Church reads Road & Track and does the Auburn head coach like rear traction control?  And what about that car Eminim drives?  And I think World Wide Walt needs to choke a chicken.

We're sorting through a lot of crap here, Skip.

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091123130328/uncyclopedia/images/5/53/Bull_Durham.jpg)

Judas.  POTD.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on October 11, 2011, 08:50:15 PM
So ... we're trying to figure out what does the younger Floyd think about BMW 3-series ...  And we're wondering if the Fayetteville branch of Cross Church reads Road & Track and does the Auburn head coach like rear traction control?  And what about that car Eminim drives?  And I think World Wide Flounder needs to choke a chicken.

We're sorting through a lot of crap here, Skip.

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 :beer:  Impressive.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on October 11, 2011, 11:24:37 PM
So ... we're trying to figure out what does the younger Floyd think about BMW 3-series ...  And we're wondering if the Fayetteville branch of Cross Church reads Road & Track and does the Auburn head coach like rear traction control?  And what about that car Eminim drives?  And I think World Wide Walt needs to choke a chicken.

We're sorting through a lot of crap here, Skip.

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^ Reeks of awesomeness.  :beer:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: Satch on October 12, 2011, 02:20:12 AM
I don't know if I'm doing this right, but you better figure out how to make this sound clip work, and then take heed.

http://www.hark.com/clips/ckggjxdgxx-habitual-line-stepper (http://www.hark.com/clips/ckggjxdgxx-habitual-line-stepper)
http://ecdn0.hark.com/swfs/player_fb.swf?pid=ckggjxdgxx
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: FueltoFire on October 12, 2011, 09:46:39 AM
Just a little daily dose of this dumbass....
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Rick B. on October 12, 2011, 10:50:15 AM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/192237-1/Hockey_fight.gif)

I watched this 38 times...39 now...and have laughed every single time.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: notaslibro on October 12, 2011, 11:17:02 AM
Just a little daily dose of this dumbass....

The sense of superiority is a thing to behold.  It's sad that the only thing he has is "the smart guy" when he is neither clever nor articulate. 
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: FueltoFire on October 12, 2011, 10:49:21 PM
Easy to see how he keeps his womanly figure in check....
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: Boar Bidet on October 13, 2011, 08:41:08 PM


@JWaltWilliams
Walt Williams
Now enjoying some fine dining. I am having a corndog and Talan is eating and coincidentally also wearing a funnel cake.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 13, 2011, 09:44:45 PM

@JWaltWilliams
Walt Williams
Now enjoying some fine dining. I am having a corndog and Talan is eating and coincidentally also wearing a funnel cake.

What the hell is a Talan?  Some type of dog?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: chosen12005 on October 13, 2011, 10:09:05 PM
I would have figured one of you 'shop artists done had a perverted picture of Walt eating a corndog to post by now... Someone get to it.  With that, I'm back to RMPL.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: Boar Bidet on October 14, 2011, 08:54:52 AM
What the Starkville is a Talan?  Some type of dog?
Per his facebook... Talan is his son whom he named after this guy from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach.  (http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24500000/Talan-Torriero-talan-torriero-24517955-320-240.jpg)
 

Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: Nutt Still Sucks on October 14, 2011, 09:08:22 AM
What the Starkville is a Talan?  Some type of dog?

Do the chickens have large Talans?
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: asshat on October 14, 2011, 09:24:32 AM
Per his facebook... Talan is his son whom he named after this guy from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach.  (http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24500000/Talan-Torriero-talan-torriero-24517955-320-240.jpg)
 



It's his nephew, he has not bred yet.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: FueltoFire on October 14, 2011, 09:32:02 AM
It's his nephew, he has not bred yet.

Not like he had the option to. 
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 14, 2011, 10:12:15 AM
Not like he had the option to.

The only living things coming from WWW is the crop of mushrooms sprouting in the folds of his gunt.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: ElvisHog on October 15, 2011, 08:41:44 PM
Hopefully we get screenshots of him gloating tonight....

I mean, if Auburn wins...
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: FueltoFire on December 02, 2011, 12:30:57 PM
Sorry to dredge this up, but couldn't help. 

Fat guy in a little coat.

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388265_2802632224559_1221205229_3273692_1563090065_n.jpg)
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: FayettenamHog on December 02, 2011, 12:41:07 PM
Sorry to dredge this up, but couldn't help. 

Fat guy in a little coat.

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388265_2802632224559_1221205229_3273692_1563090065_n.jpg)

LOL, those other 2 buttons have no chance of being buttoned for a while.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on December 02, 2011, 12:47:09 PM
Sorry to dredge this up, but couldn't help. 

Fat guy in a little coat.

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388265_2802632224559_1221205229_3273692_1563090065_n.jpg)

You know you're fat when you smile and it makes you look Korean.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: shithead on December 02, 2011, 12:50:32 PM
Sorry to dredge this up, but couldn't help. 

Fat guy in a little coat.

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388265_2802632224559_1221205229_3273692_1563090065_n.jpg)

Somebody is seconds away from taking shrapnel from that fat fuck's top button.

Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on December 02, 2011, 01:07:17 PM
If fabric could scream in pain....
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: Phat_Hawg on December 02, 2011, 01:36:42 PM
Sorry to dredge this up, but couldn't help. 

Fat guy in a little coat.

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388265_2802632224559_1221205229_3273692_1563090065_n.jpg)

If anybody ever wanted to see what 300lbs of crap crammed into a 100lb bag looked like....
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: 1st_down_streak on December 02, 2011, 02:22:07 PM
If anybody ever wanted to see what 300lbs of crap crammed into a 100lb bag looked like....
Looks like he could use a good tailor
(http://armedrobbery.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/rodney.jpg)
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: HogTat on December 02, 2011, 05:46:37 PM
Every one of these comments make me laugh.  Once I was done reading them, people were staring.
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: LRHogfan on December 02, 2011, 06:34:26 PM
Again, "little" and "Walt Williams" should never be used in the same sentence.  That is one fat ugly fuck.  And one that apparently does not wish to buy clothes that fit. Because, after all, that would be just admitting the fatness.  So let the seams rip...

 :puke:
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: BASS on December 02, 2011, 08:07:39 PM
Sorry to dredge this up, but couldn't help. 

Fat guy in a little coat.

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388265_2802632224559_1221205229_3273692_1563090065_n.jpg)

my 5 year old walks up, points to fat fuck's coat and says "thats funny, his coat don't fit"
Title: Re: You Need a Little Walt Williams Today
Post by: DirkPiggler on December 02, 2011, 08:42:18 PM
Again, "little" and "Walt Williams" should never be used in the same sentence.  That is one fat ugly fuck.  And one that apparently does not wish to buy clothes that fit. Because, after all, that would be just admitting the fatness.  So let the seams rip...

 :puke:

He can't afford to buy clothes that fit.  Everything in his wardrobe is from 10 years and 50 pounds ago. 
Title: Re: You Need a Little Flounder Today
Post by: shithead on December 02, 2011, 11:40:05 PM
Looks like he could use a good tailor
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Fuckin gold, Jerry.