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Title: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 21, 2019, 08:08:41 PM
Loser.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: PigHair on September 21, 2019, 08:10:56 PM
Be patient. He’s still on the field right now.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: Buffinator on September 21, 2019, 08:11:50 PM
Goddamnit, we have to go back down the rabbit hole?
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: merc on September 21, 2019, 08:23:39 PM
Coward.

Right here bud. I earned it. This hurts as worse than I expected.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: Rick B. on September 21, 2019, 08:25:25 PM
Coward.
Look, I know the board is going to implode but GO FUCK YOURSELF BIG_PIG. This hurts everyone. No use in calling out peeps just because they had a little hope and wanted to stay positive.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: TorcFiadhain Joe on September 21, 2019, 08:28:23 PM
Yeah, this thread is fucked up.  Nobody expected this.  You should act like you’ve been there before because we all know you have.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: merc on September 21, 2019, 08:28:51 PM
Look, I know the board is going to implode but GO FUCK YOURSELF BIG_PIG. This hurts everyone. No use in calling out peeps just because they had a little hope and wanted to stay positive.

Nah I earned this one. I tried to be excited and be positive and I earned having my nose rubbed in this. Not a coward, i am here to eat the crow. I was wrong.  Plain and simple. My apologies to everyone, especially Colboar and Dirk. You all were right. I was wrong.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 21, 2019, 08:32:41 PM
Thread was a joke everyone, relax
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: porksamich on September 21, 2019, 08:33:11 PM
Look, I know the board is going to implode but GO FUCK YOURSELF BIG_PIG. This hurts everyone. No use in calling out peeps just because they had a little hope and wanted to stay positive.

You can get fucked too, you downsyndromed fire hydrant. We tried for months to tell y’all...

But seriously, we’re all hurting right now. Everyone is hurting. Where is the emotional support group going to meet?
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: TorcFiadhain Joe on September 21, 2019, 08:33:29 PM
This isn’t even in the top 5 worst losses since Petrino was fired.  We aren’t in Vanderbilt and Kentucky’s class. 
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: merc on September 21, 2019, 08:34:25 PM
Thread was a joke everyone, relax

It was hilarious.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: Buffinator on September 21, 2019, 08:37:42 PM
You can get fucked too, you downsyndromed fire hydrant.

 :stunned: :maundoed:
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: Trigger7672 on September 21, 2019, 08:41:50 PM
You can get fucked too, you downsyndromed fire hydrant. We tried for months to tell y’all...

But seriously, we’re all hurting right now. Everyone is hurting. Where is the emotional support group going to meet?

Chad’s house
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: Rick B. on September 21, 2019, 08:44:51 PM
Thread was a joke everyone, relax
My bad bro. Sorry man. Here... Just for you I dialed up another Starkel interception.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 21, 2019, 08:47:09 PM
My bad bro. Sorry man. Here... Just for you I dialed up another Starkel interception.

Everyone is mad. Merc was quiet so I threw this out here to draw him out of the bathtub before he dropped the toaster.

You're welcome
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: merc on September 21, 2019, 08:48:35 PM
Everyone is mad. Merc was quiet so I threw this out here to draw him out of the bathtub before he dropped the toaster.

You're welcome
right here. It sucks.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: asshat on September 21, 2019, 09:12:03 PM
My bad bro. Sorry man. Here... Just for you I dialed up another Starkel interception.
You can throw the damn shoe away now
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: One Quarter on September 21, 2019, 09:20:07 PM
Woopig and all, but a whole thread calling merc out seems harsh.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: Rick B. on September 21, 2019, 09:20:24 PM
You can throw the damn shoe away now
It's my fault. I didn't wear the shoe or my Bieber shirt this week.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: merc on September 21, 2019, 09:22:28 PM
Woopig and all, but a whole thread calling merc out seems harsh.

I earned it.  It is what it is. I absolutely earned this.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: One Quarter on September 21, 2019, 09:26:51 PM
I earned it.  It is what it is. I absolutely earned this.

For what?  Being optimistic and argumentative?  If we had no optimists here, there would be practically nothing to discuss. We’d just be bickering over politics until basketball starts.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: merc on September 21, 2019, 09:30:29 PM
For what?  Being optimistic and argumentative?  If we had no optimists here, there would be practically nothing to discuss. We’d just be bickering over politics until basketball starts.

Honestly, yea. I argued that Morris could get this team prepared. I was wrong. I am man enough to admit when I am wrong.

I should have known better. I should have realized Morris was out of his league.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: asshat on September 21, 2019, 09:34:18 PM
I took shit when I claimed to switch over and become a Bama fan when they hired this abortion of a coach...it won't last forever. The board will forget your insessent insistence that Morris was a good coach in a year or two
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: BASS on September 21, 2019, 09:37:38 PM
I took shit when I claimed to switch over and become a Bama fan when they hired this abortion of a coach...it won't last forever. The board will forget your insessent insistence that Morris was a good coach in a year or two

quitting sports altogether is better than switching teams.  you deserved shit for that stance.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: asshat on September 21, 2019, 09:38:40 PM
quitting sports altogether is better than switching teams.  you deserved shit for that stance.
just found two guns and a drunk dude at a beer store on Live PD.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: porksamich on September 21, 2019, 09:39:27 PM
For what?  Being optimistic and argumentative?  If we had no optimists here, there would be practically nothing to discuss. We’d just be bickering over politics until basketball starts.

Shut up, you dehydrated cat turd. Let us be pissed and pessimistic.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: Hogbit on September 21, 2019, 10:02:15 PM
Woopig and all, but a whole thread calling merc out seems harsh.
In mercs defense, he wasn't the only one talking the caziness.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: SoldierSooie on September 21, 2019, 10:07:53 PM
You can get fucked too, you downsyndromed fire hydrant. We tried for months to tell y’all...

But seriously, we’re all hurting right now. Everyone is hurting. Where is the emotional support group going to meet?

 :tiw: :tiw: :tiw:
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: Mike Slive on September 21, 2019, 10:23:14 PM
Woopig and all, but a whole thread calling merc out seems harsh.

Yup Merc. Just don’t talk trash about Trump and you’ll be fine here.  :stache:
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: houstondalenuttindaface on September 21, 2019, 10:25:06 PM
Just rename this thread “Chad” so we can focus on who really deserves our ire. Fuck merc though.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: billyhog on September 21, 2019, 10:26:48 PM
You can get fucked too, you downsyndromed fire hydrant. We tried for months to tell y’all...

But seriously, we’re all hurting right now. Everyone is hurting. Where is the emotional support group going to meet?
My group has set up a meeting at your Mom’s house.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: porksamich on September 21, 2019, 10:27:31 PM
Yup Merc. Just don’t talk trash about Trump and you’ll be fine here.  :stache:

Take this shit to politics , you white dried out dog turd.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: porksamich on September 21, 2019, 10:29:59 PM
My group has set up a meeting at your Mom’s house.

Then have fun at the assisted living homes, you bleached assholed faggot.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: One Quarter on September 21, 2019, 10:30:06 PM
Yup Merc. Just don’t talk trash about Trump and you’ll be fine here.  :stache:

You talk absolute nonsense about politics and Trump all the time, and we love having you around.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: Mike Slive on September 21, 2019, 10:33:04 PM
You talk absolute nonsense about politics and Trump all the time, and we love having you around.

Just letting Merc know this is a safe space where he won’t get doxxed for a sports take. Also want him to know the boundaries of the board. You know what I mean, you have helped clean some of it up.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 21, 2019, 10:42:29 PM
Changed the title and the original post.

Loser.

Better?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on September 21, 2019, 10:45:28 PM
I wanted to like him. I wanted us to look like Clemson.

Losing to SJSU in your 2nd year is what I consider to be a fireable offense for cause. I believe our AD feels the same way.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Mike Slive on September 21, 2019, 10:48:46 PM
Changed the title and the original post.

Better?

Thread should be moved to crapola but I’ll let the big shots handle the decision making around here.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: One Quarter on September 21, 2019, 11:00:04 PM
Just letting Merc know this is a safe space where he won’t get doxxed for a sports take. Also want him to know the boundaries of the board. You know what I mean, you have helped clean some of it up.

Thread should be moved to crapola but I’ll let the big shots handle the decision making around here.

What's your point?  Nobody is outing merc or anyone.  We suck balls, and people are rightfully pissed off.  Merc fell too hard on his own sword even before this thread was started, in my opinion.  His only transgression was being too optimistic about the coach and players.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Peanut Adams on September 21, 2019, 11:05:08 PM
FUck you Chad and your goober blank look when we're at a critical fucking point choosing whether to fucking go for it or not instead of being on your motherfucking headset mic asking the damn OC what the fuck to do you're just sitting there wondering how much you saved on your goddamn car insurance because it's obvious you're in over your head and if you wanna try to get almost two yards on a fucking quarterback sneak when you know the OL is piss poor slop mashed potatoes and can't get a push to save their buttholes that just proves that you have no fucking clue regardless of how inept the players are give me a fucking break and please leave.
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: DirkPiggler on September 21, 2019, 11:09:48 PM
Nah I earned this one. I tried to be excited and be positive and I earned having my nose rubbed in this. Not a coward, i am here to eat the crow. I was wrong.  Plain and simple. My apologies to everyone, especially Colboar and Dirk. You all were right. I was wrong.

Welcome to the club.  Your number will be something with at least five digits, but we welcome you with open arms. 

I still wish you had been right.  Losing sucks.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 21, 2019, 11:13:46 PM
He's a low-energy
Aggie
named Chad
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bogey7 on September 21, 2019, 11:21:11 PM
He's a low-energy
Aggie
named Chad

Structure is wrong, but great Haiku!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Zoso on September 21, 2019, 11:33:33 PM
Structure is wrong, but great Haiku!

I thought it was a take on a Fleetwood Mac song...
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Larry on September 21, 2019, 11:41:19 PM
Watching Morris on the sideline I almost felt sorry for him. I think he knows he’s over his head and is desperately trying to find something that works. That’s what that whole Club W was. Desperation.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on September 21, 2019, 11:43:42 PM
Watching Morris on the sideline I almost felt sorry for him. I think he knows he’s over his head and is desperately trying to find something that works. That’s what that whole Club W was. Desperation.

There's so many retired coaches out there visiting programs and acting as consultants or advisors.  It's just like every other profession, coaches have to invest in developing themselves.  If Chad hasn't reached out to anyone for an outside opinion of how things could be improved then his ego is stronger than his ability.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on September 21, 2019, 11:50:52 PM
Even that dipshit Houston Nutt wasn’t as bad as Choad  :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: D.mentia on September 22, 2019, 12:04:23 AM
Thread should be moved to crapola but I’ll let the big shots handle the decision making around here.


Fuck your nobnob attitude. Go back.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Mike Slive on September 22, 2019, 12:09:43 AM

Fuck your nobnob attitude. Go back.

It’s a shit thread bro. Do we need a “Chad” thread for fuck sakes? That was a thread originally made for a poster? Don’t be an idiot.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Razor B on September 22, 2019, 12:12:25 AM
Watching Morris on the sideline I almost felt sorry for him. I think he knows he’s over his head and is desperately trying to find something that works. That’s what that whole Club W was. Desperation.

I would love the opportunity to lose and get the money he is getting and will get.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on September 22, 2019, 12:15:36 AM
Even if he makes “changes”, who the hell worth a damn is going join a sinking ship?

I wonder if Bobby is lurking in the back of the room at the LR TD Club Monday
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 22, 2019, 12:34:21 AM
This is not what I want, but this is my prediction. Fry and Craddock will be cut loose at season’s end. Chavis as well. Morris will get one year to rescue his job. The rest of this year will be typically the same. We might win 2 more games. Maybe even win one we shouldn’t.

I have never seen a worse offensive line. They rushed 3 all night. Starkel is our best QB, but he was pressed every play, and hit in most. Not being able to power their line on two 4th and 1’s was the ballgame plain and simple. Our D-Line was supposed to be a strength. They are the worse part of our defense.

I didn’t see the first post of this thread before it was edited. The gist I’m getting was it was an attack on merc. The guy has just tried to be positive. He’s manned up tonight more than I’ve seen most here, but I predict he’ll try and find positive.

Worst Hog game I’ve physically attended. Sickening. I’ll try and find positive as usual, and I still can see the youth angle as a legitimate excuse, somewhat, but to be man handled all night at the LOS on offense and defense by this team is inexcusable. If they didn’t fire him tonight, it’s a message. He’s getting three years, probably.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on September 22, 2019, 12:37:17 AM
He says he knew we were fucked during warmups. We were too loose. That's coaching and culture and all starts at the top, with him. I have said it from the beginning, he is not a leader, he's an assistant.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 22, 2019, 12:38:48 AM
He says he knew we were fucked during warmups. We were too loose. That's coaching and culture and all starts at the top, with him. I have said it from the beginning, he is not a leader, he's an assistant.


Yes. When you see something you don’t like in warmups, you dang sure don’t stick it in your back pocket for later. Pathetic.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogustus on September 22, 2019, 01:09:28 AM
This is not what I want, but this is my prediction. Fry and Craddock will be cut loose at season’s end. Chavis as well. Morris will get one year to rescue his job. The rest of this year will be typically the same. We might win 2 more games. Maybe even win one we shouldn’t.

I have never seen a worse offensive line. They rushed 3 all night. Starkel is our best QB, but he was pressed every play, and hit in most. Not being able to power their line on two 4th and 1’s was the ballgame plain and simple. Our D-Line was supposed to be a strength. They are the worse part of our defense.

I didn’t see the first post of this thread before it was edited. The gist I’m getting was it was an attack on merc. The guy has just tried to be positive. He’s manned up tonight more than I’ve seen most here, but I predict he’ll try and find positive.

Worst Hog game I’ve physically attended. Sickening. I’ll try and find positive as usual, and I still can see the youth angle as a legitimate excuse, somewhat, but to be man handled all night at the LOS on offense and defense by this team is inexcusable. If they didn’t fire him tonight, it’s a message. He’s getting three years, probably.
There is no way he gets a third year after losing to one of the worst teams in college football.  He made his choice to bring his JV team to the varsity party.  He has to be held accountable for his poor decisions.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on September 22, 2019, 02:09:48 AM
ignoring reality is not positivity

how bad is Colorado State is what I would like to know
Title: Re: Merc
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 22, 2019, 03:19:01 AM
Woopig and all, but a whole thread calling merc out seems harsh.

Missed the original post, but agree with this.
Would love to log on and give merc shit, but that's only making me feel better about myself while we're all watching this trash can football program. Im usually a supporter of coaches to a fault.  My back and forth with merc is just that. Im never going to gloat over losses.
This sucks.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on September 22, 2019, 07:46:54 AM
Chad isn’t over his head.  He’s in the wrong profession.  He should sell timeshares or something.

Perfect practice makes perfect.  Bad practice makes bad.  Pure stupidity and it dumps on the players. He’s got to know he has to fix it but he isn’t.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on September 22, 2019, 08:00:40 AM
Chad isn’t over his head.  He’s in the wrong profession.  He should sell timeshares or something.

Perfect practice makes perfect.  Bad practice makes bad.  Pure stupidity and it dumps on the players. He’s got to know he has to fix it but he isn’t.

He doesn't know how.

Like Petrino with his assistants, once the lead dog isn't there, the rest of them can't do any more than walking around sniffing butts.

He's an assistant. He has no fucking clue of how to evaluate or fix problems, as a head coach.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Icom 2200 on September 22, 2019, 08:36:58 AM
....................
He's an assistant. He has no fucking clue of how to evaluate or fix problems, as a head coach.
At best. And that's being generous.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Cerdo on September 22, 2019, 08:47:39 AM
He's a high school head coach and he's stated it plainly many times.   He's in college ball for the money and I can't blame a guy for taking money that suckers willingly hand over.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on September 22, 2019, 09:13:49 AM
This is not what I want, but this is my prediction. Fry and Craddock will be cut loose at season’s end. Chavis as well. Morris will get one year to rescue his job. The rest of this year will be typically the same. We might win 2 more games. Maybe even win one we shouldn’t.

I have never seen a worse offensive line. They rushed 3 all night. Starkel is our best QB, but he was pressed every play, and hit in most. Not being able to power their line on two 4th and 1’s was the ballgame plain and simple. Our D-Line was supposed to be a strength. They are the worse part of our defense.

I didn’t see the first post of this thread before it was edited. The gist I’m getting was it was an attack on merc. The guy has just tried to be positive. He’s manned up tonight more than I’ve seen most here, but I predict he’ll try and find positive.

Worst Hog game I’ve physically attended. Sickening. I’ll try and find positive as usual, and I still can see the youth angle as a legitimate excuse, somewhat, but to be man handled all night at the LOS on offense and defense by this team is inexcusable. If they didn’t fire him tonight, it’s a message. He’s getting three years, probably.

any coach losing to arkansas this year should be fired for ineptitude.  including bobo at colorado state.  i'll give the portland stay guy a pass, he was playing up a level with only 63 scholarship players, and the climate adjustment for outdoor athletics from portland to arkansas in august takes much more of a toll on a team than most people realize.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Snorts on September 22, 2019, 09:13:58 AM
The first post was an attack on merc.  I get it, being positive and all.  It is not a crime.  Emotions do run hot, though, especially after that disgraceful production last night.

This is the lowest point in Razorback football in the two-platoon era, which is usually figured to start in 1964, when free substitution became permanent once and for all.  At least after the Citidel debacle someone got fired and we could see JFB actually working to get our heads out of our rears.  And, of course, we had Crowe because JFB ran Hatfield off, after taking him instead of some guy that was at OSU the Lesser.  The poor Coaching decisions go way back. 

We are as bad as you can get, my friends.  Talking about improvement based upon the pudwinkles we have played this year?  SJSU's linemen, both sides of the ball, never got a power 5 offer, yet pushed us around, beating our RBs and QB half to death last night.  Don't worry about Starkel sucking, he isn't long for the FB world. 

Give Chaggie another year and we will be as dead as a program can be. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hogfan58 on September 22, 2019, 09:37:07 AM
I can’t even fathom what Bama is going to do to us. Sadly, the SECN has to show the whole game, they can’t switch to another game to spare the viewers the slaughter.

DJ Choad is a fucking fraud, a con man. I hate everything about him and this dumpster fire of a program.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on September 22, 2019, 09:45:52 AM
This is not what I want, but this is my prediction. Fry and Craddock will be cut loose at season’s end. Chavis as well. Morris will get one year to rescue his job. The rest of this year will be typically the same. We might win 2 more games. Maybe even win one we shouldn’t.

I have never seen a worse offensive line. They rushed 3 all night. Starkel is our best QB, but he was pressed every play, and hit in most. Not being able to power their line on two 4th and 1’s was the ballgame plain and simple. Our D-Line was supposed to be a strength. They are the worse part of our defense.

I didn’t see the first post of this thread before it was edited. The gist I’m getting was it was an attack on merc. The guy has just tried to be positive. He’s manned up tonight more than I’ve seen most here, but I predict he’ll try and find positive.

Worst Hog game I’ve physically attended. Sickening. I’ll try and find positive as usual, and I still can see the youth angle as a legitimate excuse, somewhat, but to be man handled all night at the LOS on offense and defense by this team is inexcusable. If they didn’t fire him tonight, it’s a message. He’s getting three years, probably.

What good assistant would want any part of this?  You know you’d be walking into a situation where you’ll be let go after one year. That means we’d have to offer guaranteed multi year contracts. Didn’t Chief just do a two year rollover?  We are going to be paying off assistants and Morris.  We just need to clean house this year.   
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 22, 2019, 10:04:25 AM
What good assistant would want any part of this?  You know you’d be walking into a situation where you’ll be let go after one year. That means we’d have to offer guaranteed multi year contracts. Didn’t Chief just do a two year rollover?  We are going to be paying off assistants and Morris.  We just need to clean house this year.

Who can argue with that? I’m just making my prediction.

The most obvious thing is the people who have the control probably don’t need that control.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 22, 2019, 10:05:00 AM
This is not what I want, but this is my prediction. Fry and Craddock will be cut loose at season’s end. Chavis as well. Morris will get one year to rescue his job.

What do you want? I’d really like to know.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: MagnoliaHog on September 22, 2019, 10:06:05 AM
What is Chad’s buyout? I’ve seen the quote from HY regarding termination “for cause” but that’s likely a pipe dream.   How much is it going to cost us to disengage from this cluster?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 22, 2019, 10:08:11 AM
What is Chad’s buyout? I’ve seen the quote from HY regarding termination “for cause” but that’s likely a pipe dream.   How much is it going to cost us to disengage from this cluster?

Sell Chad on saving his kid the embarrassment of watching his Dad get fired. Maybe he’ll take less to leave now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 22, 2019, 10:19:54 AM
What do you want? I’d really like to know.

A winning program. Pretty much the opposite of what we have now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 22, 2019, 10:20:46 AM
What is Chad’s buyout? I’ve seen the quote from HY regarding termination “for cause” but that’s likely a pipe dream.   How much is it going to cost us to disengage from this cluster?

12-14 million.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 22, 2019, 10:23:26 AM
A winning program. Pretty much the opposite of what we have now.

Obviously.

But what should be done in order to get there?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on September 22, 2019, 10:24:22 AM
there are no good choices.
if morris is canned before 12-31 his buyout is larger than beilema's. stew on that for a second.
this was a terrible, terrible loss. every bit as bad as the citadel. no sane person can think this coach and staff is somehow going to all of a sudden get it. he's lost a majority of the fans and the negative recruiting has to be off the hook this morning. don't even want to think of the portal.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Cousin Eddie on September 22, 2019, 10:24:50 AM
Someone go shove six dead hookers in his trunk. Because six is one more than five. Fuck you, Craig James.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on September 22, 2019, 10:25:02 AM
Bill Vickery “I’m starting a go fund me page for John L Morris to buy him a Harley and season tickets to women’s volleyball”
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 22, 2019, 10:25:57 AM
Obviously.

But what should be done in order to get there?

I wish I had the answer. What I’ve posted is what I think will happen, and it’s not acceptable. But, what can JQ Averageguy do?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 22, 2019, 10:32:25 AM
I wish I had the answer. What I’ve posted is what I think will happen, and it’s not acceptable. But, what can JQ Averageguy do?

Nothing, except bitch and pontificate on woopig.

Where do we go from here?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 22, 2019, 11:00:05 AM
Nothing, except bitch and pontificate on woopig.

Where do we go from here?

Pontificate?  Block me any time you like. I believe I want close to the same thing you probably want. Constantly calling for the firing of the current coach just depresses me more.

I want a team that is in the top 25 every year. I want to compete for the SEC championship at least once every 4 years. I’d like to compete for a national championship at least once in every 6 years.   Bowl game every year.

Just because I’m not constantly bitching to fire the coach doesn’t mean I’m any less of a fan than you. Call me a homer, but that would seem to be an odd tag. We’ve gotten ourselves into this rut by having weak decision makers, apparently.

If you think I think I’m better than you, or more of a fan than you, or I’m a whiner, that’s your right. I’ll sit back and wait on your perfect solutions.

Is Morris the answer? That question was pretty much answered last night.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Animal on September 22, 2019, 11:11:57 AM
But, what can JQ Averageguy do?

Afford to go to Jonesboro High games?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Razor B on September 22, 2019, 11:14:03 AM
Pontificate?  Block me any time you like. I believe I want close to the same thing you probably want. Constantly calling for the firing of the current coach just depresses me more.

I want a team that is in the top 25 every year. I want to compete for the SEC championship at least once every 4 years. I’d like to compete for a national championship at least once in every 6 years.   Bowl game every year.

Just because I’m not constantly bitching to fire the coach doesn’t mean I’m any less of a fan than you. Call me a homer, but that would seem to be an odd tag. We’ve gotten ourselves into this rut by having weak decision makers, apparently.

If you think I think I’m better than you, or more of a fan than you, or I’m a whiner, that’s your right. I’ll sit back and wait on your perfect solutions.

Is Morris the answer? That question was pretty much answered last night.

Hiring coaches that take a year off is our problem. Keeping them and hoping they change is the next problem. This started with letting John L Smith leave a team he never coached to make an easy 400k. Followed by hiring Bret. Anyone that watched college football should have known what we were getting.

This team looks exactly like a team whose head coach splits his time between two different residences. Even mediocre coaches don’t have time for that.

It’s not bad to fire coaches. I know that’s the mindset but other programs have been through more coaches than we have lately and are currently ranked.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on September 22, 2019, 11:17:04 AM
Despite his record at SMU, I thought that it was a good
Hire....2-10, to 5-7, to 7-5, and he had the Texas connection thing.....any great coach would have struggled his first couple of years at SMU...as a degenerate gambler, I watched some of his games at SMU and saw some quality offense....

Since he has been here, I’ve seen nothing of the sort...last year we didn’t improve and this year has started off as more of the same....

San Jose state looked like they had SUPERIOR talent and it was because they are a much sounder crisp football team.  They looked prepared and confident in their schemes.  I literally see no signs of
Us executing anything at a high level

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 22, 2019, 11:23:21 AM
Pontificate?  Block me any time you like. I believe I want close to the same thing you probably want. Constantly calling for the firing of the current coach just depresses me more.

I want a team that is in the top 25 every year. I want to compete for the SEC championship at least once every 4 years. I’d like to compete for a national championship at least once in every 6 years.   Bowl game every year.

Just because I’m not constantly bitching to fire the coach doesn’t mean I’m any less of a fan than you. Call me a homer, but that would seem to be an odd tag. We’ve gotten ourselves into this rut by having weak decision makers, apparently.

If you think I think I’m better than you, or more of a fan than you, or I’m a whiner, that’s your right. I’ll sit back and wait on your perfect solutions.

Is Morris the answer? That question was pretty much answered last night.

Whoa! In no way am I criticizing you. I enjoy and respect your posts and sincerely am interested in your opinion on what we do now. If it’s your opinion that we do nothing, I’ll accept it, but will disagree.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on September 22, 2019, 11:51:13 AM
Pontificate?  Block me any time you like. I believe I want close to the same thing you probably want. Constantly calling for the firing of the current coach just depresses me more.

I want a team that is in the top 25 every year. I want to compete for the SEC championship at least once every 4 years. I’d like to compete for a national championship at least once in every 6 years.   Bowl game every year.

Just because I’m not constantly bitching to fire the coach doesn’t mean I’m any less of a fan than you. Call me a homer, but that would seem to be an odd tag. We’ve gotten ourselves into this rut by having weak decision makers, apparently.

If you think I think I’m better than you, or more of a fan than you, or I’m a whiner, that’s your right. I’ll sit back and wait on your perfect solutions.

Is Morris the answer? That question was pretty much answered last night.

He meant we all pontificate as message board posters. I didn't see it as any criticism of you.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Passed on September 22, 2019, 11:53:39 AM
I can’t even fathom what Bama is going to do to us. Sadly, the SECN has to show the whole game, they can’t switch to another game to spare the viewers the slaughter.

DJ Choad is a fucking fraud, a con man. I hate everything about him and this dumpster fire of a program.

You think it's bad on TV?  I'll be there in the stands.  My family are all Bama fans (I'm the lone Hog fan) and for the first time in forever we can all get together to go to the game...  This is going to suck ass.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 22, 2019, 12:02:26 PM
He meant we all pontificate as message board posters. I didn't see it as any criticism of you.

Exactly. Hell, I’m as guilty as any!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sliver72 on September 22, 2019, 12:20:32 PM
You think it's bad on TV?  I'll be there in the stands.  My family are all Bama fans (I'm the lone Hog fan) and for the first time in forever we can all get together to go to the game...  This is going to suck ass.
Dude, I'm very sorry you are going to have to eat that nasty of a shit sandwich.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: upine on September 22, 2019, 12:24:31 PM
Call Jerrah's old retarded self up and tell him to buyout his mindless, abhorrent Aggie choice of a head coach and let us start anew. Those that wanted Chaggie need to be held accountable for him. They need to pay for it. Hunter rubber-stamped the Morris pick and so his responsibility is to fire him. I imagine we will either lose money keeping him or it will be a wash. Either way, he needs to be gone.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on September 22, 2019, 12:24:36 PM
You think it's bad on TV?  I'll be there in the stands.  My family are all Bama fans (I'm the lone Hog fan) and for the first time in forever we can all get together to go to the game...  This is going to suck ass.

Family or not, I think I'd come up with a mysterious illness the night before. 

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PHARMHOG on September 22, 2019, 12:28:52 PM
Call Jerrah's old retarded self up and tell him to buyout his mindless, abhorrent Aggie choice of a head coach and let us start anew. Those that wanted Chaggie need to be held accountable for him. They need to pay for it. Hunter rubber-stamped the Morris pick and so his responsibility is to fire him. I imagine we will either lose money keeping him or it will be a wash. Either way, he needs to be gone.

Truth. Jerry brought him here. Jerry can take him away.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 22, 2019, 12:29:32 PM
You think it's bad on TV?  I'll be there in the stands.  My family are all Bama fans (I'm the lone Hog fan) and for the first time in forever we can all get together to go to the game...  This is going to suck ass.

Yeah, no way I’d go.  I doubt I’ll watch. Hopefully I’ll either have to work or be  in jail.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on September 22, 2019, 12:45:57 PM
This problem can not be fixed by firing assistants. It’s way bigger than that.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tampa TechnoHOG on September 22, 2019, 01:08:32 PM
Family or not, I think I'd come up with a mysterious illness the night before.

Yeah, I think we all came down with the Chits last night.  I'm sure it'll still be reoccurring for the Bama game.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 22, 2019, 01:12:10 PM
Whoa! In no way am I criticizing you. I enjoy and respect your posts and sincerely am interested in your opinion on what we do now. If it’s your opinion that we do nothing, I’ll accept it, but will disagree.

Everybody’s on edge. My apologies. I see what you said now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on September 22, 2019, 01:15:35 PM
Getting called out by a HS coach

https://twitter.com/coachkelley1/status/1175587395447775232?s=21 (https://twitter.com/coachkelley1/status/1175587395447775232?s=21)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on September 22, 2019, 01:44:28 PM
Getting called out by a HS coach

https://twitter.com/coachkelley1/status/1175587395447775232?s=21 (https://twitter.com/coachkelley1/status/1175587395447775232?s=21)

Honestly, they are both high school coaches.  Kelley just didn't  make the right friends to move up beyond that, and Morris did.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on September 22, 2019, 01:48:00 PM
Honestly, they are both high school coaches.  Kelley just didn't  make the right friends to move up beyond that, and Morris did.
Kelley seems like a prick.  But one that his players respect and play hard for.  Chad couldn't hold his jock. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on September 22, 2019, 02:56:44 PM
Kelley seems like a prick.  But one that his players respect and play hard for.  Chad couldn't hold his jock.

Petrino was a prick.  But he was our prick, and he could coach.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: lawtiger on September 22, 2019, 04:09:26 PM
Getting called out by a HS coach

https://twitter.com/coachkelley1/status/1175587395447775232?s=21 (https://twitter.com/coachkelley1/status/1175587395447775232?s=21)

That's campaigning.  He ain't one-at-a-timin'... He's MASS COMMUNICATIN'!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Cousin Eddie on September 22, 2019, 04:56:09 PM
That's campaigning.  He ain't one-at-a-timin'... He's MASS COMMUNICATIN'!
Maybe we should get us one of them midgets, or at least some reform.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on September 22, 2019, 05:25:07 PM
 A lot of bullshit quotes from Morris last night, but here's the bullshittiest.

"It’s completely unacceptable. You get what you deserve in life and we didn’t deserve to win this football game."

I know it's bullshit because he got several million dollars for his coaching efforts last year and this year, and he sure as fuck didn't deserve that.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on September 22, 2019, 05:32:01 PM
A lot of bullshit quotes from Morris last night, but here's the bullshittiest.

"It’s completely unacceptable. You get what you deserve in life and we didn’t deserve to win this football game."


I know it's bullshit because he got several million dollars for his coaching efforts last year and this year, and he sure as fuck didn't deserve that.
Already lost a commit.  Greedy Vance - DB out of Louisiana.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogbit on September 22, 2019, 05:39:19 PM
You think it's bad on TV?  I'll be there in the stands.  My family are all Bama fans (I'm the lone Hog fan) and for the first time in forever we can all get together to go to the game...  This is going to suck ass.
I would skip out on that and not give a fuck who it hairlips.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: IH8LSU on September 22, 2019, 06:31:12 PM
He says he knew we were fucked during warmups. We were too loose. That's coaching and culture and all starts at the top, with him. I have said it from the beginning, he is not a leader, he's an assistant.
Yep, he's an assistant to a leader, not an assistant leader, no matter what he tries to tell anybody. And he spends too much time at his beet farm.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on September 22, 2019, 07:36:53 PM
Maybe we should get us one of them midgets, or at least some reform.

you dumbass, we're the incumbent, we can't run a on a reform platform!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: lawtiger on September 22, 2019, 08:30:10 PM
you dumbass, we're the incumbent, we can't run a on a reform platform!

Only chiming in to add: "You soft-headed sonofabitch!"
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on September 22, 2019, 09:26:55 PM
One can only hope JSJ is on the phone with grandpa telling him what a fucking numbnutts clown show is going on here, like the Chan Gailey era.  JSJ is there as a family legacy not for Chad.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: arkansawyer on September 23, 2019, 06:54:41 AM
Really going downhill now.

I intentionally stay far away from coaches, recruiting, etc on social media but more than one coach’s spouse has hit my feed barking at fans. The last one was a wife griping at an SMU fan.

In case there was any doubt, it appears they know their shelf life is running out.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 23, 2019, 07:35:36 AM
Really going downhill now.

I intentionally stay far away from coaches, recruiting, etc on social media but more than one coach’s spouse has hit my feed barking at fans. The last one was a wife griping at an SMU fan.

In case there was any doubt, it appears they know their shelf life is running out.

Any interaction with Arkansas fans?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 23, 2019, 08:09:38 AM
Really going downhill now.

I intentionally stay far away from coaches, recruiting, etc on social media but more than one coach’s spouse has hit my feed barking at fans. The last one was a wife griping at an SMU fan.

In case there was any doubt, it appears they know their shelf life is running out.

You're probably talking about the Dallas reporter who has SMU as part of her beat.  From reading the responses, the reporter lied and said Morris and crew left town without saying goodbye to the players.  The coach's wife, one of Morris' current assistants, talks about a locker room talk and lots of tears as he said goodbye.  Pretty typical "kick a horse when it's on the ground," stuff.  The fact that SMU just beat a D-1 school, something Morris hasn't done, seemed to open the floodgate.

I would imagine they are having a tough time, but hopefully they all managed the money from their big raises to jump up into the league with big boys. 

As I've already been hateful when it wasn't deserved towards a fellow poster, I will bow out of posting on Coach Morris.  I think he's in over his head, but I see no need to pour gas on a pile of charred remains. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PHARMHOG on September 23, 2019, 09:15:40 AM
He's not charred remains yet if he still has an occupied office on 11/30 as being predicted.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on September 23, 2019, 09:18:19 AM
If he gets another year we will never recover from it. We’re talking an entire generation of losing. We’ll be fucking Rice.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on September 23, 2019, 09:21:16 AM
He's not charred remains yet if he still has an occupied office on 11/30 as being predicted.
as much as the fans want him gone I don’t see the university cutting him. They thing higtown and booze in the stadium get them another year pass with chad. Fuck Chad he doesn’t even really live in fville he should just pack up and go back to Texas withthe rest of his fam
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Snowman Slayer on September 23, 2019, 09:37:26 AM
We are on the same level as the MissST I grew up with.  This program is in shambles.  It's going to be a long time till we are even watchable. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on September 23, 2019, 10:19:16 AM
If he gets another year we will never recover from it. We’re talking an entire generation of losing. We’ll be fucking Rice.

Rice would beat the ever loving shit out of us right now.  I'm jealous of Rice.  Dammit Bobby!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 23, 2019, 10:39:03 AM
We are on the same level as the MissST I grew up with.  This program is in shambles.  It's going to be a long time till we are even watchable. 

Mississippi State was, for years, the doormat of the west. But Mullen made them instantly respectable, slowly built the program from the bottom and eventually brought them to be number one in the country in the middle of the season.

That's why I don't go along with the people saying we'll "never" recover from the decade of destruction we've had to endure. We absolutely can and will if we do what we haven't done since firing Bobby: Make a good head coaching hire.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on September 23, 2019, 10:55:57 AM
Yuracheck has until 5:00 today to do the right thing or I already hate him more than Long.  With Long we knew what he was but at least we won before his ego brought it down.

  Yuracheck was supposed to be the guy who didn't put up with losing and would fire losers like Chad for cause.  If 4 -12 ain't bad enough in his eyes then he's worse than Long.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 23, 2019, 11:49:28 AM
You're probably talking about the Dallas reporter who has SMU as part of her beat.  From reading the responses, the reporter lied and said Morris and crew left town without saying goodbye to the players.  The coach's wife, one of Morris' current assistants, talks about a locker room talk and lots of tears as he said goodbye.  Pretty typical "kick a horse when it's on the ground," stuff.  The fact that SMU just beat a D-1 school, something Morris hasn't done, seemed to open the floodgate.

I would imagine they are having a tough time, but hopefully they all managed the money from their big raises to jump up into the league with big boys. 

As I've already been hateful when it wasn't deserved towards a fellow poster, I will bow out of posting on Coach Morris.  I think he's in over his head, but I see no need to pour gas on a pile of charred remains.

You big meanie.

If you’re referring to me, I got no problems with you. We cool, brother!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sliver72 on September 24, 2019, 01:20:50 PM
Mississippi State was, for years, the doormat of the west. But Mullen made them instantly respectable, slowly built the program from the bottom and eventually brought them to be number one in the country in the middle of the season.

That's why I don't go along with the people saying we'll "never" recover from the decade of destruction we've had to endure. We absolutely can and will if we do what we haven't done since firing Bobby: Make a good head coaching hire.
A thousand times this. If we keep hiring dumbasses for coaches, then, no...we won't ever recover. In order for that to happen, however, the people that have more influence and money than they do sense need to get the fuck outta the kitchen.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 24, 2019, 01:40:29 PM
I don't have to wonder what it would have been like had we hired Jimmy Johnson or Tommy Tubberville instead of Ken Hatfield or Houston Nutt.

We hired Bobby Petrino instead of Jim Grobe and look what happened.

That's our ceiling. Unfortunately, our floor is as down as it can go, but our ceiling is pretty sky-high.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 24, 2019, 01:48:39 PM
I don't have to wonder what it would have been like had we hired Jimmy Johnson or Tommy Tubberville instead of Ken Hatfield or Houston Nutt.

We hired Bobby Petrino instead of Jim Grobe and look what happened.

That's our ceiling. Unfortunately, our floor is as down as it can go, but our ceiling is pretty sky-high.

3rd place in the SEC WEST!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on September 24, 2019, 01:52:44 PM
Are we still 9th in potenshul or below that?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 24, 2019, 01:56:32 PM
3rd place in the SEC WEST!

Third place in a year where the top two teams play each other for the national championship.

That's fine.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on September 24, 2019, 03:18:32 PM
3rd place in the SEC WEST!
This is the epitome of bitching to be bitching. 99.9% of fans would gladly take being ranked #3 in the country going into the final week of the regular season any and every year and take our chances on the final outcome. If it means being 3rd in the West, so be it.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Equationhog on September 24, 2019, 03:22:04 PM
I want my Bobby back !
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on September 24, 2019, 03:45:16 PM
I want my Bobby back !
4 posts all related to begging or blowing Petrino?  Yup.  You're already a tedious fuck. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on September 24, 2019, 03:54:30 PM
I want my Bobby back !
The answer to this equation is you need to GDIAF.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on September 24, 2019, 06:21:08 PM
The answer to this equation is you need to GDIAF.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/5145e6cf73d2bb9ca2f7451f4876b112/tenor.gif?itemid=13298281)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: billy_ocean_fan on September 24, 2019, 07:58:21 PM
I want my Bobby back !


(Jeffery Long)2 + (drunken love letters)2 + (stacey lewis + Jerrah + JSJ scholarship)2 =  :haironfire:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sliver72 on September 24, 2019, 08:04:05 PM


(Jeffery Long)2 + (drunken love letters)2 + (stacey lewis + Jerrah + JSJ scholarship)2 =  :haironfire:
All the trouble we're having, and you choose now to bring in that common core bullshit.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on September 24, 2019, 09:16:32 PM
Yurachek isn’t going to whack him this early. First he has no money and has to find it.  It will be better for hiring a new coach if chad is given the entire season to fail or improve. 

What is the buyout 12/31/19 vs 1/1/20 vs 12/31/20 vs 1/1/21?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on September 26, 2019, 08:25:16 AM
Thinking back to "I don't apologize for a win," did Chad apologize for Saturday's loss?

I'll hang up and listen.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on September 27, 2019, 01:18:28 PM
Thinking back to "I don't apologize for a win," did Chad apologize for Saturday's loss?

I'll hang up and listen.

No, but Club Dub was still up and running.   :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on September 27, 2019, 01:24:10 PM
Yurachek isn’t going to whack him this early. First he has no money and has to find it.  It will be better for hiring a new coach if chad is given the entire season to fail or improve. 

What is the buyout 12/31/19 vs 1/1/20 vs 12/31/20 vs 1/1/21?
how embarrassing will it be when chad goes the entire season with nothing but losses. Yay
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 27, 2019, 01:25:35 PM
I've seen the jokes about "Club Dub" and just haven't given it much thought. Had no idea what it was.
I just googled it.


Jesus Christ.



Get this clown out of here.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on September 27, 2019, 01:30:39 PM
You just now saw Club Dub?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on September 27, 2019, 01:32:16 PM
I've seen the jokes about "Club Dub" and just haven't given it much thought. Had no idea what it was.
I just googled it.


Jesus Christ.



Get this clown out of here.
i just googled as well. Jesus Christ is right. Why are our players partying after any game like it’s time to get lit after how we’ve played. This, the Beiber shit, make it all stop
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NotoriousPIG on September 27, 2019, 01:33:21 PM
To be fair they stole the idea from the Chicago Cubs and the now the Bears who've been doing this for awhile.  There are probably other teams doing it to.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 27, 2019, 01:36:32 PM
You just now saw Club Dub?

Yep.

To be fair they stole the idea from the Chicago Cubs and the now the Bears who've been doing this for awhile.  There are probably other teams doing it to.

That says plenty, right there.
Nobody should be throwing a party after narrowly beating Portland State.


play music, have some fancy ass lights or whatever, but calling it by a name and acting like you have a door guy and all of that is overkill
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on September 27, 2019, 01:39:06 PM
You just now saw Club Dub?

To be fair it hasnt been open very often. It's one of the most exclusive clubs in the country.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on September 27, 2019, 01:46:30 PM
To be fair it hasnt been open very often. It's one of the most exclusive clubs in the country.

I thought it got a lot of good press after they beat Colorado State for the Stanley Cup or whatever they thought had just been accomplished.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on September 27, 2019, 01:59:17 PM
When you actually see the Club Dub video, which was shown and laughed at on the SEC Channel, the pure ridiculousness of a Super Bowl celebration for beating a cupcake is overwhelmed by the prancing, hopping and preening fool  :morris: that led it all.  Proving Bo Diddley was right - you CAN judge a book by looking at the cover and Morris is an embarrassing clown.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on September 27, 2019, 03:03:30 PM
I don't want to confiscate the pitchforks and torches, but wasn't the club dub bullshit after we beat CSU?  Still embarrassing, but not PSU embarrassing.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tampa TechnoHOG on September 27, 2019, 05:38:10 PM
To be fair it hasnt been open very often. It's one of the most exclusive clubs in the country.

Grand opening.  Grand closing.

https://youtu.be/5zwABievfNw (https://youtu.be/5zwABievfNw)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BigTrail on September 27, 2019, 11:20:51 PM
When I see a camera, I twitch me head.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on September 28, 2019, 12:52:44 AM
 I assume that women are not allowed in Club Dub when its open.

Night clubs are associated with sexual activity.

Club Dub is a gay club.

I read something about confetti and a doorman with a list of those who may be admitted. Is there any glitter involved?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on September 28, 2019, 09:59:16 AM
I've seen the jokes about "Club Dub" and just haven't given it much thought. Had no idea what it was.
I just googled it.
Jesus Christ.

Get this clown out of here.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: upine on September 28, 2019, 10:57:58 AM
I assume that women are not allowed in Club Dub when its open.

Night clubs are associated with sexual activity.

Club Dub is a gay club.

I read something about confetti and a doorman with a list of those who may be admitted. Is there any glitter involved?
 

Remind me of which university that Chaggie graduated from.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on September 28, 2019, 02:14:41 PM
I have to say - getting these guys to fight it out with A&M, as 23 point underdogs, was an impressive feat by the coaching staff.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 28, 2019, 02:25:21 PM
I have to say - getting these guys to fight it out with A&M, as 23 point underdogs, was an impressive feat by the coaching staff.

Which no one will remember and which won't matter in December
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on September 28, 2019, 02:28:55 PM
Which no one will remember and which won't matter in December

Here's to hoping
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 28, 2019, 02:48:13 PM
I have to say - getting these guys to fight it out with A&M, as 23 point underdogs, was an impressive feat by the coaching staff.

I agree. Thought they had a good game plan and solid play calling. You lose your starting QB in the first half and still have a shot at winning on the last play against a top 25 team. There’s something to build on, least it’s better than last week.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Austin Nichols on September 28, 2019, 03:47:01 PM
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Fuck you, Hunter.

Don’t you fucking talk to me like that, you insipid boot lick.

I’m not a real fan if I’m not enamored with today’s moral victory?

Fuck right back to the AAC, bitch.


Sent from my iPhone | PM me for my OnlyFans!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 28, 2019, 03:56:44 PM
Hunter is going to be positive all the way to the bitter end. That's part of his job.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on September 28, 2019, 03:58:18 PM
wow. I find those comments to be patronizing and insulting. My grandpappy caught the touchdown pass in '36 to beat the Longhorns and win the first ever conference championship at Arkansas. Hunter can't tell me anything about being a fan. Go make some Razorback history or shut the fuck up, bitch. I was here before you and I'll still be here after you.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on September 28, 2019, 04:08:19 PM
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Fuck you, Hunter.

Don’t you fucking talk to me like that, you insipid boot lick.

I’m not a real fan if I’m not enamored with today’s moral victory?

Fuck right back to the AAC, bitch.


Sent from my iPhone and pulled straight out of my asshole.

What would you expect him to say?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on September 28, 2019, 04:09:49 PM
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Fuck you, Hunter.

Don’t you fucking talk to me like that, you insipid boot lick.

I’m not a real fan if I’m not enamored with today’s moral victory?

Fuck right back to the AAC, bitch.


Sent from my iPhone and pulled straight out of my asshole.

Wait, last week didnt Morris specifically say "you get what you deserve in life"?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on September 28, 2019, 04:10:38 PM
What would you expect him to say?

that's not how logic works...
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Austin Nichols on September 28, 2019, 04:11:47 PM
What would you expect him to say?

Just keep his cock holster shut.

That’s it. That’s all you have to do coming off the heels of the 2nd worst loss in program history, your 8th loss in a row to dress-up-army  and the umpteenth loss in a row by your HC to a power 5 opponent.

Just be the fuck quiet and do what the Joneses, Bogles, Lindsey’s tell you to do.



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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Austin Nichols on September 28, 2019, 04:14:22 PM
Wait, last week didnt Morris specifically say "you get what you deserve in life"?
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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on September 28, 2019, 04:17:34 PM
that's not how logic works...

Not sure why he would say that. But seriously, you want him to say something negative about the coaches, players, or both? Other than causing coaches and/or players to just go through the motions the rest of the season and running off recruits and potential replacements for Chad what would it accomplish?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on September 28, 2019, 04:26:07 PM
Just keep his cock holster shut.

That’s it. That’s all you have to do coming off the heels of the 2nd worst loss in program history, your 8th loss in a row to dress-up-army  and the umpteenth loss in a row by your HC to a power 5 opponent.

Just be the fuck quiet and do what the Joneses, Bogles, Lindsey’s tell you to do.



Sent from my iPhone and pulled straight out of my asshole.

So you would rather him sit back and let the same idiots who have been ruining the program for years make decisions? He’s showing future coaches he will have their back until it’s time to make a change. Yurachek didn’t hire Chad.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Red Death on September 28, 2019, 04:28:47 PM
He shouldn’t have said “if you truly love the Hogs.....”

We love the Hogs.  All of us.  Otherwise why would we waste time on being tortured every week?

But it was a shot to silence the criticism.  He could have said how proud he was and left it at that. 

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Austin Nichols on September 28, 2019, 04:30:14 PM
So you would rather him sit back and let the same idiots who have been ruining the program for years make decisions? He’s showing future coaches he will have their back until it’s time to make a change. Yurachek didn’t hire Chad.

I’d rather have competence all around, but that’s obviously not the Arkansas way.


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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on September 28, 2019, 04:36:53 PM
He shouldn’t have said “if you truly love the Hogs.....”

We love the Hogs.  All of us.  Otherwise why would we waste time on being tortured every week?

But it was a shot to silence the criticism.  He could have said how proud he was and left it at that.

Judas. Yurachek is the only one making an effort to do his job and you want to crucify him over six words? Let’s just let him go now, fire and replace Chad at the end of the season, then find a replacement for Hunter.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on September 28, 2019, 04:52:15 PM
I'm ok with whatever Yurachek says the rest of the season.  It's a shit sandwich, everyone talk about how good the bread is.

I've NEVER been a 'fire him' guy two years in. I can't imagine an AD seeing this program, assuming we don't rip off the next 7 like bosses, and thinking the experiment is still in question at the end of the year.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: billy_ocean_fan on September 28, 2019, 04:58:13 PM
After a morning of Cowboy Margaritas in the owners suite, Yuri is really feeling his oats. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on September 28, 2019, 04:58:43 PM
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Fuck you, Hunter.

Don’t you fucking talk to me like that, you insipid boot lick.

I’m not a real fan if I’m not enamored with today’s moral victory?

Fuck right back to the AAC, bitch.


Sent from my iPhone and pulled straight out of my asshole.

I hope this is just pr lip service. Yurachek better be on the phone lining up the Choad’s replacement by the end of the season.

However, the usual results of such moral victories on the Hill are contract extensions, fat pay raises and jacking buyouts up over the moon for our usual hack HCs, so I’m not optimistic at all.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on September 28, 2019, 05:09:36 PM
I have to say - getting these guys to fight it out with A&M, as 23 point underdogs, was an impressive feat by the coaching staff.
Not much different than last year when we came in as 19 point underdogs and lost by 7 to drop to 1-4. This is what we do vs the Aggies every year. The Kentucky game, that we have 2 weeks to get ready for, will show if we’ve improved any as a staff and/or as a team.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: iNOVAhog on September 28, 2019, 05:47:43 PM
Not much different than last year when we came in as 19 point underdogs and lost by 7 to drop to 1-4. This is what we do vs the Aggies every year. The Kentucky game, that we have 2 weeks to get ready for, will show if we’ve improved any as a staff and/or as a team.

It’s put up or shut up time for Morris & Company.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on September 28, 2019, 05:53:34 PM
North Carolina can see improvement under Mack Brown. We can not.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on September 28, 2019, 06:03:36 PM
Not much different than last year when we came in as 19 point underdogs and lost by 7 to drop to 1-4. This is what we do vs the Aggies every year. The WESTERN Kentucky game, that we have A FEW weeks to get ready for, will show if we’ve improved any as a staff and/or as a team.


FIFY

Don’t kid yourselves, after getting beat by San Jose, the Hilltoppers are more our speed. aTm was likely looking past us to Bama in a couple of weeks.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on September 28, 2019, 06:11:26 PM
Baylor was a rape factory and they are better than us.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogbit on September 28, 2019, 06:12:54 PM
What would you expect him to say?
How about "wtf happened last week" .
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on September 28, 2019, 06:33:58 PM
Baylor was a rape factory and they are better than us.


Penn State was a pedophile’s buggery factory and they are WAY better than us.

You would have thought that  being a shagging blonde volleyball bimbo factory would have scored us some points, but nooooo....
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ray Zorback on September 28, 2019, 06:39:13 PM
He shouldn’t have said “if you truly love the Hogs.....”

We love the Hogs.  All of us.  Otherwise why would we waste time on being tortured every week?

But it was a shot to silence the criticism.  He could have said how proud he was and left it at that.

This
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on September 28, 2019, 06:40:56 PM
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Fuck you, Hunter.

Don’t you fucking talk to me like that, you insipid boot lick.

I’m not a real fan if I’m not enamored with today’s moral victory?
So now Yurachek is telling the fans if they don’t celebrate ANOTHER Morris LOSS they’re not real fans?
Fuck him and the non P5 horse he rode in on.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on September 28, 2019, 07:13:38 PM
0-13 in the SEC and he is asking us to be proud. What a joke. Hunter, just stay off Twitter. Like we say," Read more, Post less."

Firing Anderson will be an anomaly in his stint here if Morris goes 3-9 this year without being canned.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Razor B on September 28, 2019, 07:17:30 PM
They didn’t fight to the end. The shot themselves in the foot the whole last drive over and over.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on September 28, 2019, 07:29:44 PM
They didn’t fight to the end. The shot themselves in the foot the whole last drive over and over.
This team is just like the typical Nutt team. Play up or down to the strength of the other team.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on September 28, 2019, 07:47:42 PM
That quote is very Jeff Longish. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on September 28, 2019, 07:57:24 PM
That quote is very Jeff Longish.
Well, he hasn't said football is fun again, yet.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on September 28, 2019, 08:06:20 PM
Yuri isn’t talking to any of you directly.  Getting all butthurt over social media postings that read like a prewritren press release is just silly.  Such hurt feelings because he has to be diplomatic.

Jesus.  All that counts is results.  Yuri has shown he will act and take appropriate measures.  He did with b-ball and expect it here.  He is not the one who hired Chad or gave him the buyout. I expect him to figure it out.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on September 28, 2019, 08:11:28 PM
That is the job. He posted that for recruits, selling tickets, and getting donations. All necessary if you don't want to see razorback football die for real.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on September 28, 2019, 08:17:46 PM
This team is just like the typical Nutt team. Play up or down to the strength of the other team.

Said this to my brother after SJSU, but Chad Morris turned into Houston Nutt faster than Houston Nutt turned into Houston Nutt.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on September 28, 2019, 08:20:06 PM
Said this to my brother after SJSU, but Chad Morris turned into Houston Nutt faster than Houston Nutt turned into Houston Nutt.
Matt Jones is not walking through that door to save his ass, though.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on September 28, 2019, 08:22:55 PM
Yuri isn’t talking to any of you directly.  Getting all butthurt over social media postings that read like a prewritren press release is just silly.  Such hurt feelings because he has to be diplomatic.

Jesus.  All that counts is results.  Yuri has shown he will act and take appropriate measures.  He did with b-ball and expect it here.  He is not the one who hired Chad or gave him the buyout. I expect him to figure it out.
Exactly.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on September 28, 2019, 08:25:33 PM
I still don’t get all the animus towards HY. He uses Twitter to communicate to a large number of people quickly, just like a lot of other people including other Athletic Directors. He took a proactive, leader’s approach by Tweeting a positive show of support for the program. By doing so he telegraphed a message not only to the current coaches and players that he has their back, but also to recruits and coaches he may approach to replace Chad.

Apparently his only mistake was not understanding the history and culture of Razorback football and their fans. Because of this, he didn’t quite word his message the way some people might have liked. If you’re one of those, turn around and retrace your steps because your cup fell off somewhere. The last AD who walked into the position of understanding Razorback history and culture was Frank Broyles and there will never be another one like him.

I respect HY for even taking the job since Morris had effectively been vetted and hired when he was offered the AD position. I’m sure he did know the turmoil involving the Long and Bielema firings and what he was walking into.

So far HY has done nothing to make me think he’s not the man for the job. On the other hand, most hardcore Razorback fans, including me, are ready for Morris to be gone at the end of the season barring a miraculous turnaround, which seems unlikely.

Now more than ever we need a strong AD to turn the program around. Time will tell if he was the right hire. For now, he’s trying to save a sinking ship by bailing water with one hand and trying to patch the holes with the other while telling everyone everything’s going to be ok. I’ve been a Razorback fan for over 40 years and his tweet didn’t offend me. If you got sand in your vagina because of the way he said it you can always jump ship and start swimming.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on September 28, 2019, 08:33:48 PM
I respect HY for even taking the job since Morris had effectively been vetted and hired when he was offered the AD position. I’m sure he did know the turmoil involving the Long and Bielema firings and what he was walking into.

This is something I've thought about as well.

He had to have known he was walking into a complete shitshow, and a situation in which a coach coming in at the same time as him wouldn't even be his hire.

I'm not sure whether to respect him for that or look at him with a jaundiced eye and wonder why any AD worth a shit, G5 or not, would want to inherit that situation.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 28, 2019, 08:41:51 PM
That is the job. He posted that for recruits, selling tickets, and getting donations. All necessary if you don't want to see razorback football die for real.
Yuri isn’t talking to any of you directly.  Getting all butthurt over social media postings that read like a prewritren press release is just silly.  Such hurt feelings because he has to be diplomatic.

Jesus.  All that counts is results.  Yuri has shown he will act and take appropriate measures.  He did with b-ball and expect it here.  He is not the one who hired Chad or gave him the buyout. I expect him to figure it out.

I obviously can’t speak for those upset with Yurachek’s quote, but all fan bases react like this. After sobering up, cooling down, whatever, people who are realist understand the AD isn’t going to trash the head coach in the middle of the season. He saw improvement today, so he pointed it out. Last week he spoke his frustration, but still had folks thinking it wasn’t enough. I would imagine he’s probably had a few face to face talks with his employees. The same folks acting mad that he doesn’t speak his mind on social media enough are the same who were saying the OC should be fired for a dumb quote that threw shade on the weakest part of the team. That was not wise; it wouldn’t be wise for Yurachek to trash the coaches.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on September 28, 2019, 08:45:28 PM
It wouldn’t be wise for Yurachek to trash the coaches.
And it wasn’t wise for him to trash the fans who expect more.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on September 28, 2019, 08:53:32 PM
And it wasn’t wise for him to trash the fans who expect more.

I can see where a person could take that quote as trashing the fans. I’m not saying he didn’t, but I also could see maybe he was just trying to keep those on the fence still leaning toward the positive once the pain eased up.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: ArkGuy on September 28, 2019, 09:16:30 PM
I won’t lose any sleep over it but I don’t need patronizing HY telling me what to think as a fan.  As noted by others, I was here long before he got here and I’ll be here long after he cashes a big check on his way out to another gig.

If he wants to brag on the players and his coach after yet another loss, fine.   But he can take that “if you truly love the Hogs ...” garbage and cram it in his luxury box.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bleedinred on September 28, 2019, 09:20:40 PM
What would you expect him to say?

It’s better if he does not comment.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: upine on September 28, 2019, 09:45:20 PM
I will give Hunter a chance. He may feel obligated to say something in light of last week. I hope he is decisive when it matters.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on September 28, 2019, 10:07:12 PM
I’m not sure most on here realize that we are in the minority among Hog fans in regards to wanting Morris gone. With that being the case, those comments by HY are welcomed by the majority of fans.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on September 28, 2019, 10:10:14 PM
I obviously can’t speak for those upset with Yurachek’s quote, but all fan bases react like this. After sobering up, cooling down, whatever, people who are realist understand the AD isn’t going to trash the head coach in the middle of the season. He saw improvement today, so he pointed it out. Last week he spoke his frustration, but still had folks thinking it wasn’t enough. I would imagine he’s probably had a few face to face talks with his employees. The same folks acting mad that he doesn’t speak his mind on social media enough are the same who were saying the OC should be fired for a dumb quote that threw shade on the weakest part of the team. That was not wise; it wouldn’t be wise for Yurachek to trash the coaches.


Then he should keep his fucking mouth shut. His job is to facilitate the success of the football program, whatever it takes, from behind the scenes. Now he's just pissing us off.

In other news, the elfin one was back on Pravda crowing about "moral victories" and another loss to "build on" -- 8th in a row to aTm.

 *:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on September 28, 2019, 10:13:14 PM
I’m not sure most on here realize that we are in the minority among Hog fans in regards to wanting Morris gone. With that being the case, those comments by HY are welcomed by the majority of fans.

I don’t think that is correct. All I see on Facebook are people saying he needs to go.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on September 28, 2019, 10:15:57 PM
I don’t think that is correct. All I see on Facebook are people saying he needs to go.
(also, I'm not allowed within like 50 yards of any school), what you see on FB/Twitter is a product of who your friends are/who you follow....usually it’s people who think like yourself therefore most people don’t see the full picture of a situation.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: dour countenance on September 28, 2019, 10:35:00 PM
This team is just like the typical Nutt team. Play up or down to the strength of the other team.

Except Ole Miss.  we were never in that game.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on September 28, 2019, 11:13:58 PM
Except Ole Miss.  we were never in that game.
It was 17-10 in the 4th quarter. That tells me we were ‘in it’.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Arkansas Proud on September 29, 2019, 12:09:16 AM
Views on HY will change during basketball season I think. But as Long as he’s not just serving his huge ego, I think he’ll be fine here.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on September 29, 2019, 10:57:36 AM
I’m not sure most on here realize that we are in the minority among Hog fans in regards to wanting Morris gone. With that being the case, those comments by HY are welcomed by the majority of fans.

I don't believe this at all.  But even if it is true, the casual fans don't need to be involved in the decision making anyway.  Those are the same people who thought Nutt was doing a damn fine job even through his back-to-back losing seasons. 

The opinions of educated fans, and I think most of us qualify there, should always hold more water than that of the guy whose biggest tangible connection to the Hogs is the cap he bought off the 2 for 5.99 rack at Loves in Palestine. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on September 29, 2019, 11:40:53 AM
I don't believe this at all.  But even if it is true, the casual fans don't need to be involved in the decision making anyway.  Those are the same people who thought Nutt was doing a damn fine job even through his back-to-back losing seasons. 

The opinions of educated fans, and I think most of us qualify there, should always hold more water than that of the guy whose biggest tangible connection to the Hogs is the cap he bought off the 2 for 5.99 rack at Loves in Palestine.
Not disagreeing with the fact that educated hard core fans are usually correct in their assessments, just saying there are far more casual fans and that make them the majority that HY was talking too, (also, I'm not allowed within like 50 yards of any school). FB and Twitter are both filled with ‘great seeing improvement’, ‘give the coach more time’ etc etc after yesterday’s game I’d guess 3/1 over ‘he needs to be fired’ crowd.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Rick B. on September 29, 2019, 11:46:59 AM


... Hogs is the cap he bought off the 2 for 5.99 rack at Loves in Palestine.

They've got some sweet ones at the Hilltop store in Rudy too. [emoji16]

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on September 29, 2019, 12:07:10 PM
Hiring of Musselman has earned a lot of patience and confidence for me in regards to HY. He identified a very promising candidate that understood our history and expectations and closed the deal. Nothing so far suggests Musselman won't be a success here, and by his comments seems to suggest he highly respects and appreciates working for HY.

He made good hires for Houston too from what little I gather.



Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Fairweather Hog Fan on September 29, 2019, 05:52:19 PM
I don't believe this at all.  But even if it is true, the casual fans don't need to be involved in the decision making anyway.  Those are the same people who thought Nutt was doing a damn fine job even through his back-to-back losing seasons. 

The opinions of educated fans, and I think most of us qualify there, should always hold more water than that of the guy whose biggest tangible connection to the Hogs is the cap he bought off the 2 for 5.99 rack at Loves in Palestine.

Elitist snob!  :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HRC on September 29, 2019, 06:13:03 PM
I don't believe this at all.  But even if it is true, the casual fans don't need to be involved in the decision making anyway. 

Nobody on this, or any other, board needs to be involved in the decision making.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BigEarn on September 29, 2019, 06:15:21 PM
4 posts all related to begging or blowing Petrino?  Yup.  You're already a tedious fuck.

I am not saying Cad going to get us to the promise land but if you look at how much better the coaches he is having to face versus what Dale did. Mike Shula Gary Dubios etc I really do not see how people can defend Nutt. Especially all the instate talent he had. Just not even a fair comparison.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sliver72 on September 29, 2019, 06:57:03 PM
I am not saying Cad going to get us to the promise land but if you look at how much better the coaches he is having to face versus what Dale did. Mike Shula Gary Dubios etc I really do not see how people can defend Nutt. Especially all the instate talent he had. Just not even a fair comparison.
I know this is woopig and all, but this is a valid point.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BigEarn on September 29, 2019, 06:59:59 PM
I know this is woopig and all, but this is a valid point.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 29, 2019, 11:20:03 PM
I am not saying Cad going to get us to the promise land but if you look at how much better the coaches he is having to face versus what Dale did. Mike Shula Gary Dubios etc I really do not see how people can defend Nutt. Especially all the instate talent he had. Just not even a fair comparison.
Houston Nutt won some games.
Has Chad even beaten a team with a winning record here, yet? The answer is no.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 30, 2019, 12:10:02 AM
Houston Nutt won some games.
Has Chad even beaten a team with a winning record here, yet? The answer is no.

Not only has Chad not beaten teams with a winning record, he's losing to teams with losing records.

He's in a black hole of suck
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on September 30, 2019, 08:41:50 AM
Chad sucks. Can we discuss something else other than how terrible chad is? It’s like every thread
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: razorwire on September 30, 2019, 08:56:28 AM
Hiring of Musselman has earned a lot of patience and confidence for me in regards to HY. He identified a very promising candidate that understood our history and expectations and closed the deal. Nothing so far suggests Musselman won't be a success here, and by his comments seems to suggest he highly respects and appreciates working for HY.

He made good hires for Houston too from what little I gather.
... and Coastal Carolina University. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Rick B. on September 30, 2019, 10:57:59 AM
Chad sucks. Can we discuss something else other than how terrible chad is? It’s like every thread

But this is the thread specifically dedicated to CHAD.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on September 30, 2019, 04:00:46 PM
But this is the thread specifically dedicated to CHAD.
:D
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on September 30, 2019, 04:34:57 PM
But this is the thread specifically dedicated to CHAD.
was it even fucking necessary? They could all be consolidated to spare us all
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on September 30, 2019, 04:36:08 PM
was it even fucking necessary? They could all be consolidated to spare us all
they're all succinctly different enough for us all to feed the need to post the exact same shit in each one.
I really don't see what your problem is.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Rick B. on September 30, 2019, 04:37:10 PM
they're all succinctly different enough for us all to feed the need to post the exact same shit in each one.
I really don't see what your problem is.

She's just being bitchy.    ;D
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on September 30, 2019, 04:53:27 PM
The giant majority of the football talk on this board over the last 22 months has revolved around Bret Bielema.

Houston Nutt still comes up in every discussion.

We still have the potential on any given gameday for a 50-post argument about how Broyles handled Hatfield and Holtz.

I can't imagine trying to police what Arkansas fans talk about on the basis of 'ain't there enough of that shit already?'
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on September 30, 2019, 06:05:57 PM
The giant majority of the football talk on this board over the last 22 months has revolved around Bret Bielema.

Houston Nutt still comes up in every discussion.

We still have the potential on any given gameday for a 50-post argument about how Broyles handled Hatfield and Holtz.

I can't imagine trying to police what Arkansas fans talk about on the basis of 'ain't there enough of that shit already?'

Absolutely!

Razorback fans can beat a dead horse with the best of them!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on September 30, 2019, 08:05:57 PM
The giant majority of the football talk on this board over the last 22 months has revolved around Bret Bielema.

Houston Nutt still comes up in every discussion.

We still have the potential on any given gameday for a 50-post argument about how Broyles handled Hatfield and Holtz.

I can't imagine trying to police what Arkansas fans talk about on the basis of 'ain't there enough of that shit already?'

I don't remember what your opinion was on whether Petrino should have been fired.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Rick B. on September 30, 2019, 08:09:43 PM
I don't remember what your opinion was on whether Petrino should have been fired.
Not sure if serious.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on September 30, 2019, 08:16:57 PM
I don't remember what your opinion was on whether Petrino should have been fired.

Oh, I went full retard.  Spent a solid week shitting all over one of the older guys at Oinkx who was buddies with Long. 

I got used to them top-5 finishes, too.

EDIT: Just had my evening pipe, didn't realize what you were asking in context of my post at first.

I'm as bad as anyone.  My bootprints are on most of the dead horses around here.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HerbertHog on September 30, 2019, 08:23:10 PM
was it even fucking necessary? They could all be consolidated to spare us all

maybe you shouldn't click on the "chad" thread?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Olive Branch Hog on September 30, 2019, 09:49:40 PM
Not only has Chad not beaten teams with a winning record, he's losing to teams with losing records.

He's in a black hole of suck

I have laughed out loud at this for 5 straight minutes with tears streaming down.

I don't know why.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on September 30, 2019, 10:21:36 PM
I have laughed out loud at this for 5 straight minutes with tears streaming down.

I don't know why.

(https://media.tenor.co/images/9c226510caec8eb250420f13b7093c9e/raw)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 01, 2019, 01:33:24 AM
I have never and will never be proud of a losing team until they win. I applaud the effort against TAMU but I don't see anything to be proud of here.

If we give the players and coaches unconditional love no matter what the results are, we can do all of that outside of a competitive sport. I don't give a flying fuck about the players or coaches as human beings in that I wouldn't hang out with most of them. I am a born Razorback and I want them to represent the Razorback logo and Razorback history appropriately.

This is why Bobby Petrino is my favorite Razorback football coach. I don't need the coaches and players to give me the warm fuzzies.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NostraHOGus on October 01, 2019, 02:00:03 AM
I have never and will never be proud of a losing team until they win. I applaud the effort against TAMU but I don't see anything to be proud of here.

If we give the players and coaches unconditional love no matter what the results are, we can do all of that outside of a competitive sport. I don't give a flying fuck about the players or coaches as human beings in that I wouldn't hang out with most of them. I am a born Razorback and I want them to represent the Razorback logo and Razorback history appropriately.

This is why Bobby Petrino is my favorite Razorback football coach. I don't need the coaches and players to give me the warm fuzzies.

OMG. You are the guy in the office that people talk about.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 01, 2019, 03:21:37 PM
OMG. You are the guy in the office that people talk about.

What no one will be talking about years from now is Chad Morris and this horrible team.

When was the last time Jack Crowe came up in a conversation about Razorback football?

Then again, Jack did make history with his horrific loss. Morris isn't even breaking new ground.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 01, 2019, 05:52:39 PM
OMG. You are the guy in the office that people talk about.

You are the guy in the office that people report to HR as a potential mass shooter.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 01, 2019, 09:40:57 PM
You are the guy in the office that people report to HR as a potential mass shooter.

so you're saying he's that guy in the office that people are scared to talk about
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 02, 2019, 09:36:23 AM
He's the guy in the office that always felt inferior because he never graduated high school, so he's constantly trying to pretend he's read more than 2 books.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 02, 2019, 05:09:45 PM
At least Chad has hootie beat in the humility department-

https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/smu-mustangs/2019/10/02/former-smu-coach-chad-morris-shares-thoughts-mustangs-resurgence-whether-deserves-credit-flip/
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 02, 2019, 06:54:29 PM
At least Chad has hootie beat in the humility department-

https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/smu-mustangs/2019/10/02/former-smu-coach-chad-morris-shares-thoughts-mustangs-resurgence-whether-deserves-credit-flip/

This is the Chad thread, Hootie discussion is in the Niger thread.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 05, 2019, 01:12:11 AM
He's the guy in the office that always felt inferior because he never graduated high school, so he's constantly trying to pretend he's read more than 2 books.

Damn, you got me there. Boom, headshot. One shot one kill.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 05, 2019, 01:16:42 AM
At least Chad has hootie beat in the humility department-

https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/smu-mustangs/2019/10/02/former-smu-coach-chad-morris-shares-thoughts-mustangs-resurgence-whether-deserves-credit-flip/

Seems like false humility to me, which is not humility.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: SunshineSweaterman on October 05, 2019, 04:50:25 AM
Seems like false humility to me, which is not humility.

He's gotta know he sucks though, right?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 05, 2019, 09:24:43 AM
Damn, you got me there. Boom, headshot. One shot one kill.

I was talking about that nostrahogus dipshit.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 08, 2019, 01:14:03 PM
The  :morris: Choad has moved up to #3 on the national coacheshotseat.com this week.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 08, 2019, 01:17:17 PM
The  :morris: Choad has moved up to #3 on the national coacheshotseat.com this week.
is it bad that I’m cheering him on for 1st place?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogPharmer on October 08, 2019, 01:23:28 PM
is it bad that I’m cheering him on for 1st place?

He'd probably fuck it up and win a game or something... He doesn't know how to be in first place.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NuttSucks on October 08, 2019, 01:36:15 PM
The  :morris: Choad has moved up to #3 on the national coacheshotseat.com this week.

I love Chaggie's clueless expression he has in this picture.  He'll move up if we can't beat a UK team down to a converted WR playing QB. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 08, 2019, 02:03:48 PM
The  :morris: Choad has moved up to #3 on the national coacheshotseat.com this week.
How do you move up in the coaching hot seat during a bye week?

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 08, 2019, 02:12:11 PM
The  :morris: Choad has moved up to #3 on the national coacheshotseat.com this week.

That's about where I would rank him.  Him or Chip Kelly have to be number 3 or 4.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 08, 2019, 02:13:34 PM
Smile...it's time to paint
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Rick B. on October 08, 2019, 02:32:03 PM
is it bad that I’m cheering him on for 1st place?

YES.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on October 08, 2019, 02:34:27 PM
I love Chaggie's clueless expression he has in this picture.  He'll move up if we can't beat a UK team down to a converted WR playing QB.

Got a bit of a Dubya vibe. Will Ferrel still on SNL?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: billy_ocean_fan on October 08, 2019, 09:58:11 PM
The  :morris: Choad has moved up to #3 on the national coacheshotseat.com this week.

Both Jeremy and Lovie have a couple of P5 wins as a head coach in the past couple of years...unlike Mr #3. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 09, 2019, 02:36:42 AM
  He'll move up if we can't beat a UK team down to a converted WR playing QB.
 

They didn't have enough film on him to game plan him. It's a real shame because we're so close.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 11, 2019, 07:43:10 AM

How do you move up in the coaching hot seat during a bye week?

its like when the stock market factors in an interest rate shift ahead of time
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 11, 2019, 08:46:57 AM
its like when the stock market factors in an interest rate shift ahead of time
Sell, sell, sell!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on October 12, 2019, 09:37:57 PM
Is there anyone in the fanbase anywhere that sees any value in this loser?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 12, 2019, 09:38:58 PM
Is there anyone in the fanbase anywhere that sees any value in this loser?

Not likely any to be found here anymore.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on October 12, 2019, 09:39:03 PM
Fire this motherfucker tonight
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 12, 2019, 09:41:10 PM
 

They didn't have enough film on him to game plan him. It's a real shame because we're so close.
 

Yep.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 12, 2019, 09:41:32 PM
Fuck this fucking faggot ass Aggie mother fucker. Burn his fucking house down and fuck his wife while you make him watch.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 12, 2019, 09:46:17 PM
Fuck this fucking faggot ass Aggie mother fucker. Burn his fucking house down and fuck his wife while you make him watch.
 

He'd probably find that a good time.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: razor5396 on October 12, 2019, 09:46:24 PM
Ill sum up Razorback football  :suicide:

https://youtu.be/fUdsmUbs3s0
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Das Uberschwein on October 12, 2019, 09:47:34 PM
He'd probably fuck it up and win a game or something... He doesn't know how to be in first place.

You underestimate him. Err, overestimate him -- err. Eh, skip it.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 12, 2019, 10:00:07 PM
At least his family wont have to move here.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 12, 2019, 10:02:37 PM
At least his family wont have to move here.
That is why he didn't move them here. He knew he was shit and wouldn't last long, but get that buy out and move back rich.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on October 12, 2019, 10:06:33 PM
It just didn’t work.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 12, 2019, 10:09:42 PM
He's a Boy George coach in a Bon Scott league.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Red Death on October 12, 2019, 10:11:15 PM
Nothing is worse than Chad.  Chad is worse than Communism.  Worse than AIDS.  Worse than nuclear holocaust.  Worse than incurable erectile dysfunction.

I would take all those in place of Chad.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Snorts on October 12, 2019, 10:11:28 PM
Is it true Chaggie was crying after the game?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 12, 2019, 10:16:57 PM
Is it true Chaggie was crying after the game?
   

It's an Aggie tradition.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: upine on October 12, 2019, 10:17:18 PM
Nothing is worse than Chad.  Chad is worse than Communism.  Worse than AIDS.  Worse than nuclear holocaust.  Worse than incurable erectile dysfunction.

I would take all those in place of Chad.

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7f/7f9306a486d10aa77d6a7a2720ad6045a2e0135477ec37ed719f56f3d2504126.jpg)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 12, 2019, 10:17:31 PM
   

It's an Aggie tradition.

Before or after the sodomy?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 12, 2019, 10:20:20 PM
Before or after the sodomy?
 


Yes.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 12, 2019, 11:08:11 PM
Is it true Chaggie was crying after the game?
Wait till the fraud sees his only O-Line commit bailed out tonight.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on October 12, 2019, 11:11:35 PM
Hahahahaha

We just lost to a team without a QB. Chad is an inept weakling finding new ways to lose. He's a pigeon toed doofus. An indecisive pussy. He fucking sucks. Fucking loooooooooser.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 12, 2019, 11:13:06 PM
If Morris is unable to recruit 4 stars, I see no need to retain his services. I have seen nothing to indicate he can coach players up or outcoach opposing coaches.

Go ahead and fire him.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: RollieFingerbangers on October 13, 2019, 12:17:40 AM
Wait till the fraud sees his only O-Line commit bailed out tonight.

Fire the fucking clown  :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NostraHOGus on October 13, 2019, 01:09:52 AM
Official line: Chad is a proven winner (7-5) and a good Christian man. He is changing THE CULTURE at the U of A!

Unoffical line: Chad is a placeholder for Gus, so pray HARD for Auburn to lose every remaining game against ranked teams, and before you know it, we will have a coach that gets us to 8-4 every year!

Normal person's line: Norvell replaced 7 coaches due to promotion this season, and he was two points away from starting 5-0. Embrace the cornrows.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: D.mentia on October 13, 2019, 01:36:01 AM
If Morris is unable to recruit 4 stars, I see no need to retain his services. I have seen nothing to indicate he can coach players up or outcoach opposing coaches.

Go ahead and fire him.


Hell yes.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 13, 2019, 02:18:51 AM
Fire the fucking clown  :morris:
He should never have been allowed back on the charter.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: RollieFingerbangers on October 13, 2019, 07:29:42 AM
He should never have been allowed back on the charter.

He's a true bozo the clown  :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 13, 2019, 08:08:53 AM
I hope somebody will drive by his house in Fayetteville and let us know when the "For Sale" sign hits the front yard.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 13, 2019, 08:19:22 AM
I hope somebody will drive by his house in Fayetteville and let us know when the "For Sale" sign hits the front yard.

Time for banners, signs, truck fires, the whole works.

Do they police the content of signs coming in the stadium?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on October 13, 2019, 08:20:19 AM
We can Chaggie's ass yet? Chavis can gtfo too, 1.5 million to watch this? Kentucky didn't even have a QB yo.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 13, 2019, 08:39:04 AM
In his presser all Chad did was blame his players and praise the wr playing QB. 

22 minutes time of possession.  I don’t know I’ve ever seen it that bad.  Few defenses can last that long. That is pure ineptitude. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Snorts on October 13, 2019, 09:09:56 AM
Wait till the fraud sees his only O-Line commit bailed out tonight.

Ty’Kieast Crawford.  6’5”, 335lb OT from Carthage, TX.  He was the only OL commit in the 2020 class.

Things are collapsing on our dead program, eh?  This is what you get when you hire, for whatever screwed up reason, a guy with 3 years of losing HC experience at a non-power 5 school.

The Guy didn't even move his family here.  His kid could have gone to Fayetteville HS and gotten the exact same scholarship.  He ain't any more bought-in than most of our kids.  We are going to make another temp hire rich beyond his wildest dreams.

Dead, and it is what we have chosen to be.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Guardrail on October 13, 2019, 09:21:02 AM
So the team with the worst oline in all of football now has lost the only recruit? Oh my lord. Number 2, why is he the only commit? This program is in shambles. At least smu had optimism coming off the death penalty. This is like that scene in the Green Mile where Percy didn’t wet the sponge and the guy wouldn’t die. So we just sit here and watch him flail and burn. For two seasons.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Mike Slive on October 13, 2019, 09:26:08 AM
Sure seems like the coaching staff has mindfucked Starkel. That was a Casey Dick like performance yesterday. It’s almost as practicing makes our players worse.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 13, 2019, 10:33:53 AM
Casey Dick won SEC games
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 13, 2019, 10:43:40 AM
Johnny Unitas, Walter Payton, the Dallas o line, and the 85 Bears defense would have the same record under these stupid fucks we have for coaches.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 13, 2019, 11:23:35 AM
Jr says you all need to simmer down now..
https://twitter.com/chandleram4/status/1183410725307453441?s=21 (https://twitter.com/chandleram4/status/1183410725307453441?s=21)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 13, 2019, 11:27:44 AM
Jr says you all need to simmer down now..
https://twitter.com/chandleram4/status/1183410725307453441?s=21 (https://twitter.com/chandleram4/status/1183410725307453441?s=21)
The something special is your dad is going to be rich without having to work.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 13, 2019, 11:30:34 AM
The adversity should not last for two calendar years
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on October 13, 2019, 11:57:41 AM
I suggest another thread name change: Chad < Pelphrey
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 13, 2019, 11:58:42 AM
Junior can screw off. “Something special is happening” is the last thing Arkansas fans want to hear.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on October 13, 2019, 12:14:54 PM
well the arkansas media just got their talking point for the week.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 13, 2019, 12:42:36 PM
Chad is so dumb he will either just not play KJ or he will start him against Bama or Auburn. We should start him against WKU or maybe Miss State. The season is over anyways, let the kid get a shot. He should be our QB of the future.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: UtahHog on October 13, 2019, 12:43:20 PM
Chad is so dumb he will either just not play KJ or he will start him against Bama or Auburn. We should start him against WKU or maybe Miss State. The season is over anyways, let the kid get a shot. He should be our QB of the future.

Maybe he’s just not that good.  And maybe he’s gotten worse with ‘coaching’ of this staff.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: iNOVAhog on October 13, 2019, 12:59:33 PM
Junior can screw off. “Something special is happening” is the last thing Arkansas fans want to hear.

I knew right away that wouldn’t go over very well.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 13, 2019, 01:10:09 PM
Maybe he’s just not that good.  And maybe he’s gotten worse with ‘coaching’ of this staff.

Add him to the list of players that haven't improved or have gotten worse with this staff.

I knew right away that wouldn’t go over very well.

It's a Baghdad Bob level of propaganda.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 13, 2019, 01:25:06 PM
One of the ESPNU radio guys made a great point today about recruiting being the #1 reason we hired Chad.  Matt Rhule hired 2 or 3 legendary (real ones) Texas high school coaches to his staff, told them to lock down the state in recruiting, and then went about his own business of coaching to win games.  Now Chad is competing with that from outside the state and at the same time NOT winning games and looking exciting.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on October 13, 2019, 01:42:43 PM
and if dykes keeps having success, then the dallas area kids that texass, ou, and the aggies don't get will have a place much closer to home to go to and actually win some games.

no more stealing smu recruits for chad.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: snoots on October 13, 2019, 01:51:01 PM
and if dykes keeps having success, then the dallas area kids that texass, ou, and the aggies don't get will have a place much closer to home to go to and actually win some games.

no more stealing smu recruits for chad.

At this point, there is enough data for recruits to weigh the bullshit Chad is telling them against what they can see on the field and W-Ls.   The list of better options is growing if you care about winning and  developing for the next level.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on October 13, 2019, 06:32:29 PM
All I know is, if we have even a mediocre coach, we'd be undefeated and ranked right now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 13, 2019, 07:11:48 PM
Jr says you all need to simmer down now..
https://twitter.com/chandleram4/status/1183410725307453441?s=21 (https://twitter.com/chandleram4/status/1183410725307453441?s=21)

i went and looked this shithead up on the Tweeters.  I composed an angry note to him and then erased it.  He's just a snotty kid defending his old man from the comfort of his latte bar in highland park.  He should decommit.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 13, 2019, 07:42:35 PM
i went and looked this shithead up on the Tweeters.  I composed an angry note to him and then erased it.  He's just a snotty kid defending his old man from the comfort of his latte bar in highland park.  He should decommit.
His daddy, Chad, probably had him write that.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 13, 2019, 07:45:32 PM
His daddy, Chad, probably had him write that.

They were probably both up in a deer stand, with no ammunition to shoot themselves in the feet with their rifles.

 :morris: :morris: :suicide:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 13, 2019, 07:47:37 PM
i went and looked this shithead up on the Tweeters.  I composed an angry note to him and then erased it.  He's just a snotty kid defending his old man from the comfort of his latte bar in highland park.  He should decommit.

Family's family. It's different and gets a pass (but ignored).  Even Mama will sit through a murder trial of "my baby."

The AD, though, who was tweeting similar bullshit a couple of weeks ago....no free pass HY. I notice he has become noticeably quiet.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 13, 2019, 09:49:02 PM
i went and looked this shithead up on the Tweeters.  I composed an angry note to him and then erased it.  He's just a snotty kid defending his old man from the comfort of his latte bar in highland park.  He should decommit.

Good call. You are far above writing a nastygram to a 17 year old.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 13, 2019, 10:57:59 PM
Family's family. It's different and gets a pass (but ignored).  Even Mama will sit through a murder trial of "my baby."

The AD, though, who was tweeting similar bullshit a couple of weeks ago....no free pass HY. I notice he has become noticeably quiet.

I think yuri is laying out his plan.  It will not include firing chad before the final gun of the mizzou game. Why? Because giving him two seasons of failure makes a better story for recruiting new coaches, but also could play to his narrative that losing is cause for dismissal without buyout. I expect him to avoid public during this to avoid being put on the spot.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on October 13, 2019, 11:02:46 PM
Good call. You are far above writing a nastygram to a 17 year old.

I think he’s already 19 but the point remains the same
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 13, 2019, 11:38:10 PM
Chad needs to tell him to stand down.  If he continues to yap at fans griping at his old man he’ll step over the line. It’s going to be an ugly fall for chaddler.  He needs to stay off the web and focus on his play.  I think he’ll really blow up when folks start really getting ugly about Chad.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 13, 2019, 11:53:09 PM
Chad is so dumb he will either just not play KJ or he will start him against Bama or Auburn. We should start him against WKU or maybe Miss State. The season is over anyways, let the kid get a shot. He should be our QB of the future.

I don't want KJ to play at all under this coaching staff.

If we've seen anything thos coaching staff does consistently, it's a complete failure to prepare any QB to start a football game, no matter the opponent.
Asking them to play KJ is setting KJ up for failure.

Hicks should play the rest of the year, simply because we know he won't be here after this season.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hogsrunwild on October 14, 2019, 04:57:39 AM
I don't want KJ to play at all under this coaching staff.

If we've seen anything thos coaching staff does consistently, it's a complete failure to prepare any QB to start a football game, no matter the opponent.
Asking them to play KJ is setting KJ up for failure.

Hicks should play the rest of the year, simply because we know he won't be here after this season.


This is kinda odd.  Whoever receives the starter reps seems to be much worse than whoever comes in during the game. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on October 14, 2019, 05:25:21 AM

This is kinda odd.  Whoever receives the starter reps seems to be much worse than whoever comes in during the game.

Because the coach’s original plan already went to shit before the replacement comes in.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 14, 2019, 08:48:56 AM
Chad needs to tell him to stand down.  If he continues to yap at fans griping at his old man he’ll step over the line. It’s going to be an ugly fall for chaddler.  He needs to stay off the web and focus on his play.  I think he’ll really blow up when folks start really getting ugly about Chad.

He really dos, but I get the feeling that Chad is about 9th in charge at his family home in Texas. Behind his wife, his kids, his MIL, the dogs, and the HP Head Coach.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Cerdo on October 14, 2019, 09:19:11 AM
I think yuri is laying out his plan.  It will not include firing chad before the final gun of the mizzou game. Why? Because giving him two seasons of failure makes a better story for recruiting new coaches, but also could play to his narrative that losing is cause for dismissal without buyout. I expect him to avoid public during this to avoid being put on the spot.

I'm telling you, that line from Yurachek was all talk.  They'll roll over and make another lazy coach super rich.  Everyone in the state of AR, including the AD office, spends way too much energy worrying about what people think of them. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 14, 2019, 09:29:28 AM
He really dos, but I get the feeling that Chad is about 9th in charge at his family home in Texas. Behind his wife, his kids, his MIL, the dogs, and the HP Head Coach.

I see you included the wife's boyfriend there at the end  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NotoriousPIG on October 14, 2019, 09:36:30 AM
and if dykes keeps having success, then the dallas area kids that texass, ou, and the aggies don't get will have a place much closer to home to go to and actually win some games.

no more stealing smu recruits for chad.

I was thinking this too, like if I'm Chandler Morriss I might just de-committ and sign with SMU but the big problem is they play in the AAC and have shitty fan support.  Sure their fans are rich but the stadium is half full if that.  They might be the cats pajamas but everyone will still want to play in the SEC/Big 12 first.  That being said SMU should dominate the transfer portal like they're doing this year.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 14, 2019, 09:36:36 AM
I'm telling you, that line from Yurachek was all talk.  They'll roll over and make another lazy coach super rich.  Everyone in the state of AR, including the AD office, spends way too much energy worrying about what people think of them.
The way the basketball search was handled gives me a small glimmer of hope.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 14, 2019, 10:07:00 AM

This is kinda odd.  Whoever receives the starter reps seems to be much worse than whoever comes in during the game.

I’ve been saying that for weeks.  It’s because the starter receives the “benefit” of the staff’s undivided attention and coaching over the entire week.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TitsOutForTheHogs on October 14, 2019, 10:19:47 AM
The way the basketball search was handled gives me a small glimmer of hope.

Yeah I don't know how Yuri could fire Anderson for his lack of success but give Chad another year pass on his.

Yuri hasn't given me any reason to hate him yet, but if we go 0-8 in conference again & Chad stays, then he can go fuck himself.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: razorwire on October 14, 2019, 11:55:24 AM
Family's family. It's different and gets a pass (but ignored).  Even Mama will sit through a murder trial of "my baby."

The AD, though, who was tweeting similar bullshit a couple of weeks ago....no free pass HY. I notice he has become noticeably quiet.
Probably busy trying to find someone who will say yes to our head coaching job.  It is not going to be easy.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 14, 2019, 12:00:23 PM
Yeah I don't know how Yuri could fire Anderson for his lack of success but give Chad another year pass on his.

Yuri hasn't given me any reason to hate him yet, but if we go 0-8 in conference again & Chad stays, then he can go fuck himself.

I think it’s going to be MA round two. He asks Chad his plan to turn things around. HY will have an idea of what he wants to see. Probably a massive upgrade in assistant coaches. If CM lays out a plan which HY believes in, he will get another year. If not, I don’t see HY being scared of making a change.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 14, 2019, 12:02:53 PM
i went and looked this shithead up on the Tweeters.  I composed an angry note to him and then erased it.  He's just a snotty kid defending his old man from the comfort of his latte bar in highland park.  He should decommit.

No worries.  As soon as his dad is shi^ canned, he'll decommit.   

However, next Thursday through Saturday morning (while Chad is shirking his duties and is out of town hanging out with him) he needs to tell Chandler to pipe down.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Trigger7672 on October 14, 2019, 12:07:46 PM
So Jordan Jones liked a tweet that said Morris is the worst coach in Razorback history.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: razorwire on October 14, 2019, 12:07:56 PM
You would think by now that anyone associated with the Razorback Football program would have better sense than to hang the hat of our future success on a Texan.   :notexas:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 14, 2019, 12:11:57 PM
Same bullshit at this presser. “Just gotta find ways to win. It’s our job as coaches. We’re giving great effort.” Fucking fire this retard.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 14, 2019, 12:14:25 PM

This is kinda odd.  Whoever receives the starter reps seems to be much worse than whoever comes in during the game.

I don't think it's odd at all.
Our complete lack of preparation is evident all over the field.
The QB's seemingly are getting inundated with piss-poor coaching in preparing for games. This has been a consistent problem from week 1 last year.


It's no surprise that whoever comes in for the 2nd half is loose and relaxed, therefore appearing to play better.
This is such a consistent "feature" of Chad's two teams here, that I think we need to question our opinion of ANY player that has ever played under him, because they've all regressed or gotten worse over time.
Both sides of the ball. It's been the biggest red flag waving about this staff from the very beginning.

If Ty Story comes in and plays well against us, Chad Morris should be asked directly why Story looked so awful here and improved so much in a short amount of time after leaving the program. He won't have an answer.
It will be time for him to go.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 14, 2019, 12:25:34 PM
So Jordan Jones liked a tweet that said Morris is the worst coach in Razorback history.

(1) Who is Jordan Jones?
(2) The tweet's not wrong
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 14, 2019, 12:52:24 PM
(1) Who is Jordan Jones?
(2) The tweet's not wrong

Fast WR. Played a lot last year. Was kind of a deep ball threat.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 14, 2019, 12:53:04 PM
Can anyone think of one single aspect of the game we have improved on at all in the season and a half since Chad got here? One aspect at all?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: razorwire on October 14, 2019, 12:54:33 PM
Can anyone think of one single aspect of the game we have improved on at all in the season and a half since Chad got here? One aspect at all?
Is our offense faster now that with Beblimpia?   :sarcasm:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 14, 2019, 01:05:55 PM
Can anyone think of one single aspect of the game we have improved on at all in the season and a half since Chad got here? One aspect at all?

Got the right field goal kicker?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 14, 2019, 01:07:03 PM
Can anyone think of one single aspect of the game we have improved on at all in the season and a half since Chad got here? One aspect at all?

The playing surface
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 14, 2019, 01:13:26 PM
Can anyone think of one single aspect of the game we have improved on at all in the season and a half since Chad got here? One aspect at all?

And before any of you say "recruiting Texas," keep in mind that right now our class is ranked 49th nationally, 13th in the SEC.  That still counts the LB French out of Memphis, who is expected to decommit soon.  He's our only four-star commitment now that our only O-lineman Crawford has decommitted. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 14, 2019, 01:16:24 PM
And before any of you say "recruiting Texas," keep in mind that right now our class is ranked 49th nationally, 13th in the SEC.  That still counts the LB French out of Memphis, who is expected to decommit soon.  He's our only four-star commitment now that our only O-lineman Crawford has decommitted.
Dixon is flipping to Texas too. Will be the worst recruiting class we’ve had since joining the SEC by a mile. The sooner we can fire him the better.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: arkansawyer on October 14, 2019, 01:18:05 PM
I think it’s going to be MA round two. He asks Chad his plan to turn things around. HY will have an idea of what he wants to see. Probably a massive upgrade in assistant coaches. If CM lays out a plan which HY believes in, he will get another year. If not, I don’t see HY being scared of making a change.

The problem with that is the early signing period. 75% of players sign in mid-December.

If you know you may need to make a change you have to do it mid-year so you can hire a guy the second they finish their last regular season game. Otherwise you are napalming the first recruiting class.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 14, 2019, 01:20:31 PM
The problem with that is the early signing period. 75% of players sign in mid-December.

If you know you may need to make a change you have to do it mid-year so you can hire a guy the second they finish their last regular season game. Otherwise you are napalming the first recruiting class.
Yep. I hope the silence from HY is bc he’s beating the bushes getting everything in order.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 14, 2019, 01:26:39 PM
Can anyone think of one single aspect of the game we have improved on at all in the season and a half since Chad got here? One aspect at all?

Higher football IQ -

So Jordan Jones liked a tweet that said Morris is the worst coach in Razorback history.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on October 14, 2019, 01:29:05 PM
The problem with that is the early signing period. 75% of players sign in mid-December.

If you know you may need to make a change you have to do it mid-year so you can hire a guy the second they finish their last regular season game. Otherwise you are napalming the first recruiting class.

that's why, if you're going to, you shitcan him after the lsu game.

so long a you have someone lined up there's plenty of time for the new coach to get with the recruits.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 14, 2019, 02:09:08 PM
Can anyone think of one single aspect of the game we have improved on at all in the season and a half since Chad got here? One aspect at all?

I’ve noticed our kick holder seems better, and we also have a better “get back” coach.  Though that could be the players on the sideline don’t give a shit.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 14, 2019, 03:19:28 PM
So the next two weeks is a given we lose. Are they just waiting to burn the entire season down before firing Choad? Recruits are leaving, we suck...how much worse can it get? What will happen at end of the season when the AD doesn’t fire him?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HRC on October 14, 2019, 03:27:02 PM
So the next two weeks is a given we lose. Are they just waiting to burn the entire season down before firing Chad? Recruits are leaving, we suck...how much worse can it get? What will happen at end of the season when the AD doesn’t fire him?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/svWB80YBnyyrK/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tampa TechnoHOG on October 14, 2019, 03:40:32 PM
Can anyone think of one single aspect of the game we have improved on at all in the season and a half since Chad got here? One aspect at all?

Alcoholic concessions.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 14, 2019, 03:48:24 PM
Now devin bush is portaling.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on October 14, 2019, 03:50:45 PM
Now devin bush is portaling.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. Not sure we can wait any longer for doofus to be fired.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 14, 2019, 03:50:47 PM
Now devin bush is portaling.

The Steelers LB?  Think we have a chance of getting him?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 14, 2019, 03:53:19 PM
Now devin bush is portaling.

Now there's reason to worry, much more than the previous player announcement. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 14, 2019, 03:56:51 PM
Didn't realize he only got 10 snaps.  Sure got a lot of pub before the season. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on October 14, 2019, 03:59:09 PM
Didn't realize he only got 10 snaps.  Sure got a lot of pub before the season. 

the number of snaps is no indictment on the kid. he got a lot of pub because he is a great prospect.

can you really trust this staff's judgement on evaluation or development at this point??
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: SooieeecidalTendencies on October 14, 2019, 04:05:57 PM
Can anyone think of one single aspect of the game we have improved on at all in the season and a half since Chad got here? One aspect at all?

The WiFi in stadium is pretty good, since not many are attending the games. Makes it less aggravating to stream other games worth watching.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 14, 2019, 04:13:07 PM
I am sure Catalon is not far behind.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 14, 2019, 04:16:27 PM
I am sure Catalon is not far behind.
I’ll be goddamn irate if that happens. Bush had some limitations. LSU worked him out and said he was peaked too stiff to play corner. Catalon is a player though.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 14, 2019, 04:19:00 PM
Can anyone think of one single aspect of the game we have improved on at all in the season and a half since Chad got here? One aspect at all?
hogtown and beer being served in the stadium. Nothing fucking else.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on October 14, 2019, 04:20:11 PM
I doubt Morris even makes it to the Missouri game.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: RollieFingerbangers on October 14, 2019, 04:24:13 PM
 :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 14, 2019, 04:25:25 PM
I doubt Morris even makes it to the Missouri game.
I’m not sure you can afford to wait much longer.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 14, 2019, 04:36:40 PM
hogtown and beer being served in the stadium. Nothing fucking else.

your hatred of hogtown is mind-boggling
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 14, 2019, 04:48:15 PM
your hatred of hogtown is mind-boggling
it was the Pepsi contract now it’s hogtown. Fuck off
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 14, 2019, 04:50:03 PM
it was the Pepsi contract now it’s hogtown. Fuck off

I just don't understand why having live music, food trucks, a bouncy house for the kids, and a giant TV to watch other games, all in a little half block area of Maple, enrages you.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 14, 2019, 04:52:19 PM
I just don't understand why having live music, food trucks, a bouncy house for the kids, and a giant TV to watch other games, all in a little half block area of Maple, enrages you.
its more the name that enrages me. also why are we trying to pacify fans with this shit...put the money into a good coach
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 14, 2019, 05:00:49 PM
Whoever actually made the hire should at least have the balls to come out from behind the curtains and admit they screwed up big time. Oh, and promise not to have anything to do with the next head coaching hire. It should be an insult to every Razorback fan that they would have us believe JCP made this hire on her own. Even the ones from Chicot County.


https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/chad-morris-named-head-football-coach/


Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on October 14, 2019, 05:10:17 PM
Saw somewhere that Arkansas is among 4 teams currently yet to play someone with a winning record.

Chad is the ultimate suck.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 14, 2019, 05:13:36 PM
Saw somewhere that Arkansas is among 4 teams currently yet to play someone with a winning record.

Chad is the ultimate suck.

Holy shit, seriously? We are 2-4 against 6 teams without winning records? That is an insane stat.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: dour countenance on October 14, 2019, 05:19:53 PM
Holy shit, seriously? We are 2-4 against 6 teams without winning records? That is an insane stat.

Yes, only us, Clemson, Nc State and Utah have not played anyone with a current winning record.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 14, 2019, 05:24:34 PM
Holy shit, seriously? We are 2-4 against 6 teams without winning records? That is an insane stat.

San Jose State is 3-3 and has lost to Tulsa, Air Force, and Nevada. Still perplexed that loss didn't get him Jack Crowe'd, especially after last year....and Portland State and Ole Miss this year. A blind man could see he needs relieved from his position.

An honorable man would say, "fuck, I can't do this, I'm stealing money," and resign.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 14, 2019, 05:27:59 PM
Summary numbers from the RF 990 for fiscal year ending 6/30/18 (most recent available):

Contributions and grants dropped from $36.5 million prior year to $28.1 million
Total expenses increased from $34.1 million prior year to $52.5 million
Net income prior year $3.1 million, current year loss $23.5 million
Independent contractors-see below

Add Chad's buyout into the mix and dropping interest in the program, can we afford the market price of a coach who will bring us back? Just a thought.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tampa TechnoHOG on October 14, 2019, 05:36:47 PM
Summary numbers from the RF 990 for fiscal year ending 6/30/18 (most recent available):

Contributions and grants dropped from $36.5 million prior year to $28.1 million
Total expenses increased from $34.1 million prior year to $52.5 million
Net income prior year $3.1 million, current year loss $23.5 million
Independent contractors-see below

Add Chad's buyout into the mix and dropping interest in the program, can we afford the market price of a coach who will bring us back? Just a thought.

We are furked.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: allswell on October 14, 2019, 05:38:14 PM
Summary numbers from the RF 990 for fiscal year ending 6/30/18 (most recent available):

Contributions and grants dropped from $36.5 million prior year to $28.1 million
Total expenses increased from $34.1 million prior year to $52.5 million
Net income prior year $3.1 million, current year loss $23.5 million
Independent contractors-see below

Add Chad's buyout into the mix and dropping interest in the program, can we afford the market price of a coach who will bring us back? Just a thought.

it dont take pythagoras to do that math
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 14, 2019, 06:04:43 PM
Summary numbers from the RF 990 for fiscal year ending 6/30/18 (most recent available):

Contributions and grants dropped from $36.5 million prior year to $28.1 million
Total expenses increased from $34.1 million prior year to $52.5 million
Net income prior year $3.1 million, current year loss $23.5 million
Independent contractors-see below

Add Chad's buyout into the mix and dropping interest in the program, can we afford the market price of a coach who will bring us back? Just a thought.


Well, this is what happens when you let your self-important little prick AD fire your best HC in 30 years for no good reason and then let said AD hire a hack based on an ego-stroking little note, your ptb committees let celebrity boosters and a competitor's HC within your own SEC division choose your own head coach, your brain trust attorney doesn't proof read multi-million dollar HC contracts (and can't even cut and paste) -- and then he gets a promotion and a raise...you dole out $15 million buyouts to hacks like candy as an incentive for HCs to shit the bed on the field...you lose upteeen something SEC games in a row...get beat by the likes of LaMo, North Texas, CSU, San Jose, etc. etc. etc.

Yep, cause and effect.

To paraphrase Margaret Thatcher, when you let a few arrogant, megalomaniac nitwits dictate their whims on your program, eventually you run out of other peoples' money.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Red Death on October 14, 2019, 06:41:40 PM
I take back everything I ever said bad about Frank Broyles. 

We miss Frank Broyles more than anyone could imagine. 

Frank truly did more with less.   Now we just have less with less.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 14, 2019, 07:09:57 PM
Does anyone watch the Chad Morris show?  I bet he’s a real piece of shit on there
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: RollieFingerbangers on October 14, 2019, 07:51:09 PM
When you think it won't get worse it has
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 14, 2019, 07:54:10 PM
Things have been quiet on the hill today. They’ve been hammering out Morris’s exit strategy and buyout. Everyone knows big news happens on Tuesday.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bleedinred on October 14, 2019, 08:01:54 PM
Things have been quiet on the hill today. They’ve been hammering out Morris’s exit strategy and buyout. Everyone knows big news happens on Tuesday.

Why do you tease us?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: SooieeecidalTendencies on October 14, 2019, 08:16:59 PM
Summary numbers from the RF 990 for fiscal year ending 6/30/18 (most recent available):

Contributions and grants dropped from $36.5 million prior year to $28.1 million
Total expenses increased from $34.1 million prior year to $52.5 million
Net income prior year $3.1 million, current year loss $23.5 million
Independent contractors-see below

Add Chad's buyout into the mix and dropping interest in the program, can we afford the market price of a coach who will bring us back? Just a thought.


64,974
The largest crowd to attend a game in Fayetteville since Chad arrived. Bama, last season.

The stadium holds 76k.

Speaks volumes.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 14, 2019, 08:25:44 PM
Whoever actually made the hire should at least have the balls to come out from behind the curtains and admit they screwed up big time. Oh, and promise not to have anything to do with the next head coaching hire. It should be an insult to every Razorback fan that they would have us believe JCP made this hire on her own. Even the ones from Chicot County.


https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/chad-morris-named-head-football-coach/


Are you kidding? Nobody has any balls on the Hill, least of all to admit they created this chain reaction cluster fuck. Conveniently, they had JCP sign the paperwork at their behest and sent her in as the black bag man to cut Bert off at the knees as he walked off the field after the Mizzou loss (which was actually the highlight of the season). Nobody else apparently had the guts to do it, so Ms. People actually has more balls than the cowardly idiots running the program. Fortunately for her, she had the sense to leave the You of A for Ohio U before the shit hit the fan. So, I guess it's convenient for the PTB to scapegoat her  without actually being able to fire her. Gutless.

The only exception we can hope for is that Yurachek actually has the balls, brains, and above all, the actual authority to run the football program like a real AD.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 14, 2019, 08:33:24 PM
it dont take pythagoras to do that math

He just decommitted.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 14, 2019, 09:34:02 PM
Does anyone watch the Chad Morris show?  I bet he’s a real piece of shit on there
isnt it filmed at the damn catfish hole? Maybe a group of y’all go up there this week and heckle the fuck out of him while it’s live on air. And chunk him with hush puppies
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: RollieFingerbangers on October 14, 2019, 10:11:14 PM
isnt it filmed at the damn catfish hole? Maybe a group of y’all go up there this week and heckle the fuck out of him while it’s live on air. And chunk him with hush puppies

That last part is brilliant
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 14, 2019, 10:15:57 PM
TulsaHog would be picking hushpuppies out of Chad’s shirt collar.  And eating them.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 15, 2019, 07:08:04 AM
Well, the thought of a new coach has me excited about football again.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 15, 2019, 08:37:55 AM
Arkansas Athletic Director Hunter Yurachek said, “To me, losing football games is being terminated with cause.”  He then went on to discuss whether protections coaches built into their contracts were appropriate.  He said, “I want to be a leader in this industry in how we write our coaches contracts moving forward so that there’s not 100 percent guaranteed protection for their contracts.”

I'd like to know more about his theory of firing a coach for cause based on the coach's record.  Morris is realistically looking at a two year record of  5-19 with an 0-16 conference record during that time.  At $3.5 million per year, that's  $1,400,000 per win which are against Eastern Illinois, Tulsa, Portland State, CSU, (and hopefully Western Kentucky).

If there is a perfect test case for a coach being fired for cause based on record, this just might be it. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 15, 2019, 08:42:51 AM
Arkansas Athletic Director Hunter Yurachek said, “To me, losing football games is being terminated with cause.”  He then went on to discuss whether protections coaches built into their contracts were appropriate.  He said, “I want to be a leader in this industry in how we write our coaches contracts moving forward so that there’s not 100 percent guaranteed protection for their contracts.”

I'd like to know more about his theory of firing a coach for cause based on the coach's record.  Morris is realistically looking at a two year record of  5-19 with an 0-16 conference record during that time.  At $3.5 million per year, that's  $1,400,000 per win which are against Eastern Illinois, Tulsa, Portland State, CSU, (and hopefully Western Kentucky).

If there is a perfect test case for a coach being fired for cause based on record, this just might be it.
the man doesn’t even take responsibility for those losses...he’s blaming the kids which is some low life shit without also taking all the blame
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 15, 2019, 08:49:03 AM
If Arkansas doesn’t honor the buyout, you will never be able to hire a big name coach again. We have enough problems getting anyone capable of turning this program around as is. 

I remember being pissed off when Broyles told us we were 8th or 9th in the SEC in potential. Truthfully, he overrated us.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 15, 2019, 09:00:43 AM
If Arkansas doesn’t honor the buyout, you will never be able to hire a big name coach again. We have enough problems getting anyone capable of turning this program around as is. 

I remember being pissed off when Broyles told us we were 8th or 9th in the SEC in potential. Truthfully, he overrated us.
I agree that we would most likely be blacklisted by coaches which is why I wanted to hear more about what HY’s theory/plan to change things would entail.  How do we get away from these crazy contracts where there is ultimately no accountability whatsoever.  There is a ton of talk about accountability but at the end of the day we will have paid $7 million dollars for 5 wins over 2 years.  We either pay him another  $3.5M  for another year or we pay him over $10M to go away.  He gets paid silly money either way and the results on the field aren’t much different if we had hired someone off the street to run the show. Has anyone ever been paid more to lose this much?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 15, 2019, 09:12:55 AM
I agree that we would most likely be blacklisted by coaches which is why I wanted to hear more about what HY’s theory/plan to change things would entail.  How do we get away from these crazy contracts where there is ultimately no accountability whatsoever.  There is a ton of talk about accountability but at the end of the day we will have paid $7 million dollars for 5 wins over 2 years.  We either pay him another  $3.5M  for another year or we pay him over $10M to go away.  He gets paid silly money either way and the results on the field aren’t much different if we had hired someone off the street to run the show. Has anyone ever been paid more to lose this much?

I completely agree, neither Bert or Chad (if he gets fired after this season) deserve any kind of buyout. However, that’s the contract and the industry standard.

Honestly, I’m not sure it matters if Arkansas hires a big name coach or not, our ceiling in the SEC West is around 4th place anyway.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ray Zorback on October 15, 2019, 09:16:40 AM


I remember being pissed off when Broyles told us we were 8th or 9th in the SEC in potential. Truthfully, he overrated us.

BMFP disagrees
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 15, 2019, 09:18:12 AM
BMFP disagrees

It is ironic that we pay Hootie 3Million to leave, when we didnt even have to, we pay bert like $11million to leave, and now we will pay Chad close to that as well to leave, but our best coach in 40 years didnt get shit. We are Arkansas.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 15, 2019, 09:43:04 AM
BMFP disagrees

I love Bobby, but the best he did was 3rd.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bleedinred on October 15, 2019, 09:57:25 AM
I love Bobby, but the best he did was 3rd.

Out of the entire 12 team conference.  That is better than Frank said we could do or better than any other coach we have had since joining the SEC.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 15, 2019, 09:57:43 AM
I love Bobby, but the best he did was 3rd.

In the nation.

We were third in the SEC West in the year where the SEC West was the best division in the history of college football.  We were 3rd in the west when 1st and 2nd were the two most dominant teams in all of college football.

The whole 'our ceiling is 3rd place in the West, because we only reached #3 in the nation (playing for a spot in the national title game the last week of the season), in the fourth year under the only legitimate coach we've hired in the last 40 years' argument isn't terribly convincing.

Danny Ford and Houston Nutt won the West.  Petrino established us as a top 10 program nationally in the best era the West has ever, or will ever, see.

All the hand-wringing about how we aren't a real SEC program is bullshit.  Hire good coaches.  It's literally that simple. Pissing and moaning that we're doomed because the one good coach we hired fucked everything up is pussy business. 

We hire a good coach, we'll compete at the top of the league. Hire a mediocre coach, we'll muddle in the middle.  Hire a retarded goober from SMU, we'll burn it down and start over in two years (best case).  This is demonstrated throughout our history in this conference.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 15, 2019, 10:00:14 AM
I don't think any 2-year period is indicative of any sort of ranking of relevance in the conference.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 15, 2019, 10:26:05 AM
I don't think any 2-year period is indicative of any sort of ranking of relevance in the conference.

Agree, however when we remove the outliers (those years we were worth a shit) its pretty bleak. 

I was pulled over a little over a week ago for rolling through a stop sign.  The cop was just sitting there and i went through and looked and made eye contact and he gave me this look of "Really?"  He pulled me over and told me he wasn't writing tickets today, but wanted to make sure I knew to fully stop next time.  He saw my license plate (its a custom Texas plate with the Hog on it) and the sticker and chrome decal on the tailgate.  He looked and shook his head and said "Been a rough couple of years for the Hogs"  I said, yea been a rough decade for us.  He pulled his phone out and showed me his Ohio State case and smiled.

Thats when it sank in.  We have basically sucked for a decade outside of a couple decent years with one great year.  Its pretty depressing. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 15, 2019, 10:40:55 AM
All the hand-wringing about how we aren't a real SEC program is bullshit.  Hire good coaches.  It's literally that simple. Pissing and moaning that we're doomed because the one good coach we hired fucked everything up is pussy business. 

We hire a good coach, we'll compete at the top of the league. Hire a mediocre coach, we'll muddle in the middle.  Hire a retarded goober from SMU, we'll burn it down and start over in two years (best case).  This is demonstrated throughout our history in this conference.

Exactly.

We're not cursed. We just have a cadre of idiots who manage to literally always make the wrong decisions, and as such we're on an unprecedented string of bad hires. We've hired one good coach in THIRTY years and still managed to fuck it up. Apparently the karma bill came due after having Broyles, Holtz and Hatfield in a row over the course of the previous 30 years and the odds evened.

Hire a good coach(es) and we'll field competitive teams again.

Petrino showed us what our ceiling could be. Conversely, Chad and Bert have shown us what our floor is as well. All we've discovered in the last decade was that they were respectively higher and lower than we thought, the latter being due to our disadvantages in terms of recruiting footprint and docile fan base.

We're not dead as a program or doomed to wander the desert for 40 years. Burn some calories for once in carrying out a real coaching search. Again, we haven't even had a real coaching search in decades.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sliver72 on October 15, 2019, 10:41:59 AM
Whoever actually made the hire should at least have the balls to come out from behind the curtains and admit they screwed up big time. Oh, and promise not to have anything to do with the next head coaching hire. It should be an insult to every Razorback fan that they would have us believe JCP made this hire on her own. Even the ones from Chicot County.


https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/chad-morris-named-head-football-coach/
My house is the only one in town with internet. I read stuff on the webs and then all the hog fans meet on the courthouse square and I give a weekly report using the PA System from Joanne Bush's historic first inaugural speech. I get to choose what information everyone gets because they stopped throwing the Gazette down here door to door. As far as everyone here is concerned, we are undefeated in league play and tied with Bama for first. No one realizes what type of mob mentality shit storm would happen if they found out about Morris. The state doesn't need that type of scourge. So I told 'em Petrino was still coaching.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sliver72 on October 15, 2019, 10:44:35 AM
We are furked.
lol..yeah we are. Now whenever someone says to "embrace the horror", they are speaking some real fuckin' talk.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sliver72 on October 15, 2019, 10:47:30 AM
That last part is brilliant
make sure they are fresh. The burns from the hot grease alone would be worth getting banned from the establishment.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 15, 2019, 10:47:50 AM
Exactly.

We're not cursed. We just have a cadre of idiots who manage to literally always make the wrong decisions, and as such we're on an unprecedented string of bad hires. We've hired one good coach in THIRTY years and still managed to fuck it up. Apparently the karma bill came due after having Broyles, Holtz and Hatfield in a row over the course of the previous 30 years and the odds evened.

Hire a good coach(es) and we'll field competitive teams again.

Petrino showed us what our ceiling could be. Conversely, Chad and Bert have shown us what our floor is as well. All we've discovered in the last decade was that they were respectively higher and lower than we thought, the latter being due to our disadvantages in terms of recruiting footprint and docile fan base.

We're not dead as a program or doomed to wander the desert for 40 years. Burn some calories for once in carrying out a real coaching search.

The only thing giving me hope at this time is how HY handled the previous coaching staff.

He hired an aviation charter not tied to the foundation or any of our boosters, identified his candidates and left for a week to go interview everyone.  He then identified his top guy, went and got him signed and on the plane back to Fayetteville.  In the process it was rumored we flew Marshall and his family in to tour the program.  Who knows if that was true.  His process in hiring the women's gymnastics coach appeared to have been handled in a similar fashion where he was methodical, organized, and then pulled the trigger on a hire which on the surface level looked on target. 

HY's interview with Bo where he admitted to being ejected from games in the past gives me indication he isn't going to tolerate this for long.  Firing Morris mid year is a bad move in my eyes.  It shows panic and a lack of planning.  One thing is for sure, we have to upgrade our assistant coaches.  This is getting ridiculous. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sliver72 on October 15, 2019, 10:53:08 AM
The only thing giving me hope at this time is how HY handled the previous coaching staff.

He hired an aviation charter not tied to the foundation or any of our boosters, identified his candidates and left for a week to go interview everyone.  He then identified his top guy, went and got him signed and on the plane back to Fayetteville.  In the process it was rumored we flew Marshall and his family in to tour the program.  Who knows if that was true.  His process in hiring the women's gymnastics coach appeared to have been handled in a similar fashion where he was methodical, organized, and then pulled the trigger on a hire which on the surface level looked on target. 

HY's interview with Bo where he admitted to being ejected from games in the past gives me indication he isn't going to tolerate this for long.  Firing Morris mid year is a bad move in my eyes.  It shows panic and a lack of planning.  One thing is for sure, we have to upgrade our assistant coaches.  This is getting ridiculous.
I think that if HY waits until the end of the season to fire Morris, it will make him look better. Looks like he methodically built a plan to replace Morris and did so without seeming like a knee jerk reaction or a panic move. I hope he's the type of guy who won't make a move until he has a plan A and B in place.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 15, 2019, 10:57:21 AM
Morris shouldn't survive the season if he loses to WKU.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BigEarn on October 15, 2019, 10:59:51 AM
After we don't win an SEC game again this year I wonder if Chad will want to stay. His kid will follow him anywhere. I still can't believe he is still leaving every Friday for his kids game with this nightmare or more people aren't calling him out on it.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 15, 2019, 11:02:04 AM
It's telling that he never moved his family here.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 15, 2019, 11:06:01 AM
There is no hope at all anymore.  With Nutt and even Bert, I'd think we might pull one out and beat a team that we shouldn't.  Not any more.  We have no chance to win any game outside of maybe Western Kentucky.  We got beat by San Jose fucking state.  I'll honestly be surprised if we beat Western Kentucky.  I can't be alone.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 15, 2019, 11:07:35 AM
It's telling that he never moved his family here.

I just don’t see that. His kid is in an established program which positioned his kid to get solid coaching.

I just don’t see the issue with not pulling your kid out of Highland Park to enroll at Fayetteville High.

That’s not defending Morris, it was just never a big deal to me. It wouldn’t bother me if any other coach did the same thing if he had a kid with two years left in HS.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 15, 2019, 11:07:44 AM
After we don't win an SEC game again this year I wonder if Chad will want to stay. His kid will follow him anywhere. I still can't believe he is still leaving every Friday for his kids game with this nightmare or more people aren't calling him out on it.

I was banned from Hogville for asking about that.  Yes, asking about it.  I was told by someone in the know that during the off week after the Texas A & M game, that Morris had actually spent 4 days out of Arkansas.  I asked about it and several of the mods jumped all over me.  I went on to tell them, that I was just asking a question, but two days later I was banned.

I was then told my account would be re-instated but it's still down.  All the while everyone on Hogville is now openly talking about how bad it is that he's travelling out of town. 

I kid you not.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 15, 2019, 11:09:00 AM
There is no hope at all anymore.  With Nutt and even Bert, I'd think we might pull one out and beat a team that we shouldn't.  Not any more.  We have no chance to win any game outside of maybe Western Kentucky.  We got beat by San Jose fucking state.  I'll honestly be surprised if we beat Western Kentucky.  I can't be alone.

we aren't beating WK. Ty Storey is going to bend Chad over.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 15, 2019, 11:09:13 AM
I was banned from Hogville for asking about that.  Yes, asking about it.  I was told by someone in the know that during the off week after the Texas A & M game, that Morris had actually spent 4 days out of Arkansas.  I asked about it and several of the mods jumped all over me.  I went on to tell them, that I was just asking a question, but two days later I was banned.

I was then told my account would be re-instated but it's still down.  All the while everyone on Hogville is now openly talking about how bad it is that he's travelling out of town. 

I kid you not.

The best thing you can do in this situation (or any situation) is stay the fuck off of Hogville.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 15, 2019, 11:10:36 AM
I just don’t see that. His kid is in an established program which positioned his kid to get solid coaching.

I just don’t see the issue with not pulling your kid out of Highland Park to enroll at Fayetteville High.

That’s not defending Morris, it was just never a big deal to me. It wouldn’t bother me if any other coach did the same thing if he had a kid with two years left in HS.
The kid wasn't old enough to drive a car and had not played a game there when Chad took the job.
It's a startling lack of commitment to not even move to take a new job.
If it was that important for the kid to stay at HP, then Chad should've stayed at SMU.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 15, 2019, 11:10:52 AM
we aren't beating WK. Ty Storey is going to bend Chad over.

I shouldn't say this, but I kinda hope he does.  Storey took a lot of shit last year.  I don't think he is that bad of a QB.

Look at the regression in Starkel.  He has went to shit after being coached up by Morris and staff.  He was better when he first got here and didn't know the playbook.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: D.mentia on October 15, 2019, 11:12:00 AM
I love Bobby, but the best he did was 3rd.


In the nation.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 15, 2019, 11:18:49 AM
we aren't beating WK. Ty Storey is going to bend Chad over.

I still think the only change that's made soon is an assistant coach will be fired.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on October 15, 2019, 11:23:47 AM
if the recruiting continues to go over the cliff, and the portal swallows up a few more players, it's not going to matter if he beats wku or not. he's not going to get replacements equal in talent to the ones he'll lose. i would hope the powers that are smart enough to see where that's headed.
(also, I'm not allowed within like 50 yards of any school) the guys entering the portal are a result of the actions of the staff, not just the win/loss column.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 15, 2019, 11:25:49 AM
Firing assistant coaches is what you do when things get stagnant, or progression plateaus off.
The folks that keep repeating that need to look at our record. This is the worst stretch in program history.
Assistants don't fix that.

It's too bad to just change the staff. The slate has to be wiped clean.
This will be evident as the team quits down the stretch, but it is what it is.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 15, 2019, 11:55:19 AM
Firing assistant coaches is what you do when things get stagnant, or progression plateaus off.
The folks that keep repeating that need to look at our record. This is the worst stretch in program history.
Assistants don't fix that.

It's too bad to just change the staff. The slate has to be wiped clean.
This will be evident as the team quits down the stretch, but it is what it is.

The "retain him but make him overhaul his staff" stuff is uninformed, lazy and insane.

No assistant worth a shit is going to want to come anywhere near this shitshow for a lame duck year with the worst coach in program history. We'd be saddled with either tired retreads looking for one last paycheck or never-was Kurt Anderson types who'd be profoundly in over their heads.

We've already lost a generation of young fans and are hemorrhaging fan support. Why delay the inevitable and exacerbate the damage.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 15, 2019, 12:01:01 PM
He’s going to be fired. Literally there’s no doubt about that.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Razor B on October 15, 2019, 12:05:56 PM
He’s going to be fired. Literally there’s no doubt about that.

We are Arkansas.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 15, 2019, 12:06:57 PM
We are Arkansas.
Yurachek’s not gonna hitch his wagon to this dumbass.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 15, 2019, 12:11:44 PM
The kid wasn't old enough to drive a car and had not played a game there when Chad took the job.
It's a startling lack of commitment to not even move to take a new job.
If it was that important for the kid to stay at HP, then Chad should've stayed at SMU.


SMU wasn't going to pay the Cho-ad a $15 million buyout for shitting the bed.

It's a win / win / win for the Chaggie family, courtesy of the You of A Brain Trust, where we turn hacks into millionaires, while gutting our football program.

 :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on October 15, 2019, 12:11:44 PM
There is no hope at all anymore.  With Nutt and even Bert, I'd think we might pull one out and beat a team that we shouldn't.  Not any more.  We have no chance to win any game outside of maybe Western Kentucky.  We got beat by San Jose fucking state.  I'll honestly be surprised if we beat Western Kentucky.  I can't be alone.

You have to figure the WKU game is a 50/50 game.  It’s the biggest game on their schedule, so they should probably have the edge in motivation. I don’t see us having much motivation after we get smoked by Bamma and fuck up a chance to beat MSU.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 15, 2019, 12:27:12 PM
Yurachek’s not gonna hitch his wagon to this dumbass.

I think he'll allow him to fire both Craddock and Chaves, but he's essentially a dead man walking.

There's really no down side now to firing him right now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 15, 2019, 12:29:10 PM
I think he'll allow him to fire both Craddock and Chaves, but he's essentially a dead man walking.

There's really no down side now to firing him right now.
Like others have said, no assistant worth a damn is coming here. Plus if he’s allowed to stay we’re going to sign our worst recruiting class ever which then you’re looking at 0-12 seasons.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: MoPork on October 15, 2019, 12:31:01 PM
You have to figure the WKU game is a 50/50 game.  It’s the biggest game on their schedule, so they should probably have the edge in motivation. I don’t see us having much motivation after we get smoked by Bamma and fuck up a chance to beat MSU.
yes. After Auburn, Bama and Miss State beat the hell out of us  in three consecutive weeks we will be dead men walking
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 15, 2019, 12:50:01 PM
Who in the hell thought this was going to work?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Craddock

Prior to his collegiate coaching career, Craddock was a high school offensive coordinator at Briarwood Christian School in Birmingham, Alabama. During his tenure at Briarwood Christian, the school compiled a 25-4 record and finished as the state runner-up in 2010.[1] After the 2011 season, he was hired as an offensive player development coach by Dabo Swinney at Clemson University.[2] Upon the conclusion of the 2012 football season, he was given on-field graduate assistant duties working with the quarterbacks, a role he held until December 2014. During these three seasons, he grew extremely close with Chad Morris.

In December 2014, Morris accepted the head coaching position at Southern Methodist University. Immediately after he was hired, Morris named Craddock as his offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach.[3][4] At the time of the hiring, Craddock was 29 years old and the youngest offensive coordinator in college football.[5][6]

In December 2017 Craddock was brought on with Chad Morris to be the new offensive coordinator of the Razorbacks in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Craddock is a 2017 Broyles Award nominee.

Craddock is the youngest offensive coordinator in the SEC
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 15, 2019, 12:50:35 PM
Like others have said, no assistant worth a damn is coming here. Plus if he’s allowed to stay we’re going to sign our worst recruiting class ever which then you’re looking at 0-12 seasons.

I agree with you, but I just don't see HY pulling the plug this early.

For some reason, there's this odd, almost cult like want to see him get three years.

It's almost as if they want to see just how much worse we can get.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BigEarn on October 15, 2019, 12:51:22 PM
I think he'll allow him to fire both Craddock and Chaves, but he's essentially a dead man walking.

There's really no down side now to firing him right now.

I am surprised Chief hasn't just left yet. Maybe he just wants a paycheck and has just realized there are alot of others in line for the firing squad ahead of him.The defense isn't great but just like versus UK they were just out there to long.Granted I do not understand our not loading the box and making them throw the ball but what do I know. If he is not around our defensive rcruiting would really be a disaster.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 15, 2019, 12:52:07 PM
I shouldn't say this, but I kinda hope he does.  Storey took a lot of shit last year.  I don't think he is that bad of a QB.

Look at the regression in Starkel.  He has went to shit after being coached up by Morris and staff.  He was better when he first got here and didn't know the playbook.

I've never actively hoped for Arkansas to lose, but I would love to see Storey at least outplay our QBs in that game.  If we somehow lose to WKU, I'll be happy for Storey.  He's a good dude, good family and all that, who fell victim to the staff's incompetence.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 15, 2019, 12:52:51 PM
Who in the hell thought this was going to work?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Craddock

Prior to his collegiate coaching career, Craddock was a high school offensive coordinator at Briarwood Christian School in Birmingham, Alabama. During his tenure at Briarwood Christian, the school compiled a 25-4 record and finished as the state runner-up in 2010.[1] After the 2011 season, he was hired as an offensive player development coach by Dabo Swinney at Clemson University.[2] Upon the conclusion of the 2012 football season, he was given on-field graduate assistant duties working with the quarterbacks, a role he held until December 2014. During these three seasons, he grew extremely close with Chad Morris.

In December 2014, Morris accepted the head coaching position at Southern Methodist University. Immediately after he was hired, Morris named Craddock as his offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach.[3][4] At the time of the hiring, Craddock was 29 years old and the youngest offensive coordinator in college football.[5][6]

In December 2017 Craddock was brought on with Chad Morris to be the new offensive coordinator of the Razorbacks in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Craddock is a 2017 Broyles Award nominee.

Craddock is the youngest offensive coordinator in the SEC

wow. that's quite a leap in responsibility in a short time.

i can't see Chad firing this guy. this relationship is a huge problem.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 15, 2019, 12:57:17 PM
Show these fuckers the door and let them take their act to Sam Houston or somewhere. They all belong in Texas.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 15, 2019, 01:02:44 PM
I've never actively hoped for Arkansas to lose, but I would love to see Storey at least outplay our QBs in that game.  If we somehow lose to WKU, I'll be happy for Storey.  He's a good dude, good family and all that, who fell victim to the staff's incompetence.

Agree'ance. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BigEarn on October 15, 2019, 01:03:49 PM
How was Craddock a Broyles 2017 nominee?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 15, 2019, 01:11:27 PM
It's telling that he never moved his family here.
yet bought a mansion that sits empty. Why not just buy a fucking nice condo?


Can we win another game? Fuck I don’t even know if WKU is a given.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 15, 2019, 01:21:07 PM
yet bought a mansion that sits empty. Why not just buy a fucking nice condo?


Can we win another game? Fuck I don’t even know if WKU is a given.
keeping up appearances
i.e. didn't want to make it obvious that nobody in his family was moving here
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 15, 2019, 01:22:13 PM
I’m actually hoping Storey shows out and shits down Chad’s throat. Call it poetic justice.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 15, 2019, 01:23:55 PM
I’m actually hoping Storey shows out and shits down Chad’s throat. Call it poetic justice.

And this is where we are with Razorback Football in 2019.

Thanks a lot Chad.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 15, 2019, 01:27:08 PM
And this is where we are with Razorback Football in 2019.

Thanks a lot Chad.

We only thought the HDN days were bad. Chad has brought a level of anger and apathy that, up until now, was only read about in books.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 15, 2019, 01:31:17 PM
Summary numbers from the RF 990 for fiscal year ending 6/30/18 (most recent available):

Contributions and grants dropped from $36.5 million prior year to $28.1 million
Total expenses increased from $34.1 million prior year to $52.5 million
Net income prior year $3.1 million, current year loss $23.5 million
Independent contractors-see below

Add Chad's buyout into the mix and dropping interest in the program, can we afford the market price of a coach who will bring us back? Just a thought.

So, now that the finances are tanking, thanks to fan apathy caused by years of abuse and incompetence by the PTB network, the question is, are they going to have the funds to pay Chaggie's buyout, plus Bert's still being paid and have enough left over to bring in a competent new HC?

Hell, they may be stuck keeping Chaggie until his buyout drops, but with increasing fan apathy / declining revenue / financial losses...it could be the death spiral of this program, thanks to the egregious mismanagement by the "brain trust"...there may be no way out of this hole unless someone with bazillions comes to the rescue.

 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 15, 2019, 01:33:03 PM
keeping up appearances
i.e. didn't want to make it obvious that nobody in his family was moving here
do you’re saying the house is empty and just waiting for the perfect keg party to trash it?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogbit on October 15, 2019, 01:37:02 PM
I’m actually hoping Storey shows out and shits down Chad’s throat. Call it poetic justice.
me too.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 15, 2019, 02:02:12 PM
I am surprised Chief hasn't just left yet. Maybe he just wants a paycheck and has just realized there are alot of others in line for the firing squad ahead of him.The defense isn't great but just like versus UK they were just out there to long.Granted I do not understand our not loading the box and making them throw the ball but what do I know. If he is not around our defensive rcruiting would really be a disaster.
Chief is the one stealing money.  He's fielded some of the worst defenses in modern football history.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 15, 2019, 02:07:01 PM
Chief is the one stealing money.  He's fielded some of the worst defenses in modern football history.

The University is paying Morris over a million dollars per win so far.

I bet he makes the most money per win than any coach on the planet.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 15, 2019, 02:10:51 PM
Show these fuckers the door and let them take their act to Sam Houston or somewhere. They all belong in Texas.

+1000

I agree with this.  I keep popping in to Wikipedia to check on their statuses.  I remember I actually found out about Petrino being hired by reading Wiki.

 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 15, 2019, 02:17:44 PM
The University is paying Morris over a million dollars per win so far.

I bet he makes the most money per win than any coach on the planet.
I didn't really know it was this bad until I just googled it.

"Defensive coordinator John Chavis is the highest paid assistant coach. He is on a one-year deal that will pay him $995,000, but he has the option to agree to a two-year extension by Dec. 1 that would increase his salary to $1.5 million in 2019 and $1.6 million in 2020."
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 15, 2019, 02:19:27 PM
if the recruiting continues to go over the cliff, and the portal swallows up a few more players, it's not going to matter if he beats wku or not. he's not going to get replacements equal in talent to the ones he'll lose. i would hope the powers that are smart enough to see where that's headed.
(also, I'm not allowed within like 50 yards of any school) the guys entering the portal are a result of the actions of the staff, not just the win/loss column.

I have continually compared him to Nut, and burning the kids red shirt by playing him in ten plays over six games is just more proof.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 15, 2019, 02:22:54 PM
I have continually compared him to Nut, and burning the kids red shirt by playing him in ten plays over six games is just more proof.
Bush was still going to redshirt. He hasn’t played in all six.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 15, 2019, 02:24:21 PM
Bush was still going to redshirt. He hasn’t played in all six.

Ahhh, So it wasn't 10 plays in six games it was 10 plays in four or less games. Got it. Still what's the point in letting a guy play 10 plays. If you're going to see if he can play let him play.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 15, 2019, 02:26:59 PM
Ahhh, So it wasn't 10 plays in six games it was 10 plays in four or less games. Got it. Still what's the point in letting a guy play 10 plays. If you're going to see if he can play let him play.
Idk. He’s been a weird one from the start. Committed then visiting elsewhere. Enrolling then not then back on. Supposedly he’s why Vance decommitted.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 15, 2019, 02:28:58 PM
Does anybody know any Chad Morris supporters?  I don't know a single person.  It's weird.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 15, 2019, 02:38:16 PM
Does anybody know any Chad Morris supporters?  I don't know a single person.  It's weird.
Paula and chandler.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 15, 2019, 02:41:09 PM
Does anybody know any Chad Morris supporters?  I don't know a single person.  It's weird.

Hogville

It's amazing
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 15, 2019, 03:02:37 PM
I checked.  The place is still littered with them. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: upine on October 15, 2019, 03:55:45 PM
Due to his defense playing like burnt toast, Chief will now be referred to as Chef.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 15, 2019, 03:59:40 PM
Due to his defense playing like burnt toast, Chief will now be referred to as Chef.
https://youtu.be/dtsOVP4XjtU
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: RollieFingerbangers on October 15, 2019, 04:10:19 PM
Does anybody know any Chad Morris supporters?  I don't know a single person.  It's weird.

They are fans of circus clowns if they do
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 15, 2019, 04:28:54 PM
I stole this.

(https://i.redd.it/504zcnjssrs31.jpg)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 15, 2019, 04:37:09 PM
that's....
not how that game works....
right?

shouldn't he be flipping everyone down, but Chad?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: chrchoswinentology on October 15, 2019, 04:43:05 PM
that's....
not how that game works....
right?

shouldn't he be flipping everyone down, but Chad?

Or the girl says yes.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 15, 2019, 04:46:36 PM
Or the girl says yes.

He should still be the one flipping Chad down.... not the blue?

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 15, 2019, 04:50:55 PM
The kid wasn't old enough to drive a car and had not played a game there when Chad took the job.
It's a startling lack of commitment to not even move to take a new job.
If it was that important for the kid to stay at HP, then Chad should've stayed at SMU.
He was a rising junior and was going to start for a Texas state championships program.  Sorry but nothing in Arkansas compares to this, and I don’t blame Chandler for opting to stay in Dallas to play ball.  This happens all the time with transferring families whether it’s sports, just high school, or health related.  I don’t even see an issue with the wife keeping house in Dallas.

I do have an issue with Chad continuing to spend so much time invested in HP athletics when he needs to tell junior he’s sorry to miss most of his games for work.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: chrchoswinentology on October 15, 2019, 05:05:10 PM
He should still be the one flipping Chad down.... not the blue?

Yeah, the whole thing is fucked. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Too Big Pig on October 15, 2019, 05:42:26 PM
anger and apathy

Which one? Because you really can’t have both.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogustus on October 15, 2019, 06:33:58 PM
I just don’t see that. His kid is in an established program which positioned his kid to get solid coaching.

I just don’t see the issue with not pulling your kid out of Highland Park to enroll at Fayetteville High.

That’s not defending Morris, it was just never a big deal to me. It wouldn’t bother me if any other coach did the same thing if he had a kid with two years left in HS.
Name another P5 school where this has happened.  Surely nobody would tolerate this sort of shit.  It reveals a startling lack of commitment to not move your family to your new job. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on October 15, 2019, 06:44:16 PM
Name another P5 school where this has happened.  Surely nobody would tolerate this sort of shit.  It reveals a startling lack of commitment to not move your family to your new job.

Agreed. It also not like Fayetteville is some scrub high school. They have produced more D1 players than HP and the last four QB’s signed with Arkansas, Arkansas, Missouri, and UCA.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hogs45 on October 15, 2019, 06:54:32 PM
Show these fuckers the door and let them take their act to Sam Houston or somewhere. They all belong in Texas.

Fire Chad now. Assign an interim. Fire everyone else after the Missouri game. Make them sue us. We may have to pay, but they need to earn it. Someone needs to set the tone that this shit is unacceptable.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 15, 2019, 08:16:55 PM
we aren't beating WK. Ty Storey is going to bend Chad over.
He won’t get a cherry for that.
Title: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 15, 2019, 08:50:05 PM
Name another P5 school where this has happened.  Surely nobody would tolerate this sort of shit.  It reveals a startling lack of commitment to not move your family to your new job.

There are numerous companies that hire a CEO and pay to fly them in Monday am and home Thursday night. 

I relocated my family and uprooted my son too many times all over the country chasing bigger jobs. I wish I had figured out some different solutions. I don’t think this has anything to do with whether Chad is a decent coach or not.  This wouldn’t be an issue if he was winning.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 15, 2019, 08:57:57 PM
He won’t get a cherry for that.

Some men make them all feel like first timers.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 15, 2019, 09:40:56 PM
He was a rising junior and was going to start for a Texas state championships program.  Sorry but nothing in Arkansas compares to this, and I don’t blame Chandler for opting to stay in Dallas to play ball.  This happens all the time with transferring families whether it’s sports, just high school, or health related.  I don’t even see an issue with the wife keeping house in Dallas.

I do have an issue with Chad continuing to spend so much time invested in HP athletics when he needs to tell junior he’s sorry to miss most of his games for work.
Again, he wasn't old enough to drive, and hadn't started a game for them yet.

It's High School football.
Kid could've played at Fayetteville and still gone to college where ever he wanted.
It may happen all the time, but not when dad has a mult-million dollar high profile job in another state.
It definitely doesn't happen in this conference.

It's a startling lack of commitment to your job to have to travel to go see your family every frickin weekend.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: SooieeecidalTendencies on October 15, 2019, 10:13:14 PM
Agreed. It also not like Fayetteville is some scrub high school. They have produced more D1 players than HP and the last four QB’s signed with Arkansas, Arkansas, Missouri, and UCA.

The FHS head football coach position is the easiest job in the state when it comes to talent year in and year out. The FHS job is likely the most scrutinized job in the state for the same reason. The parents of the talent.

The level of competition is where the difference lies.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 15, 2019, 10:44:09 PM
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/frustrated-arkansas-fan-points-out-19-coaches-have-beaten-an-sec-opponent-since-chad-morris-hire/#comments
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on October 15, 2019, 11:25:47 PM
Our soccer team would kick the football team's asses.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 15, 2019, 11:36:41 PM
The only thing giving me hope at this time is how HY handled the previous coaching staff.

He hired an aviation charter not tied to the foundation or any of our boosters, identified his candidates and left for a week to go interview everyone.  He then identified his top guy, went and got him signed and on the plane back to Fayetteville.  In the process it was rumored we flew Marshall and his family in to tour the program.  Who knows if that was true.  His process in hiring the women's gymnastics coach appeared to have been handled in a similar fashion where he was methodical, organized, and then pulled the trigger on a hire which on the surface level looked on target. 

HY's interview with Bo where he admitted to being ejected from games in the past gives me indication he isn't going to tolerate this for long.  Firing Morris mid year is a bad move in my eyes.  It shows panic and a lack of planning.  One thing is for sure, we have to upgrade our assistant coaches.  This is getting ridiculous.

The gymnastics hire is suspect, time will tell but to hire someone who has never been a paid assistant (has never had to or been allowed to recruit) in college is a huge gamble. The school she was at, UCLA, also had an opening and did not even consider  her Or given her a token courtesy interview. At least Jimmy Dykes had served as a paid assistant and had recruited players prior to being hired here even if was 20 years prior and we saw how that worked out.

As for not moving the family, you can bet your ass if my dad got a job paying $3.5 million per we would have been moved in our new home in 48 hours.

Spare the playing for HP shit, how has that worked out for JSJ? Sure they have a nice program but it is what 2-3 levels below the big dogs in Texas? Let’s not act like 7A football in Arkansas would have been some big step down in stature.  Hell, he could have gone to Shiloh. Or maybe if he moves to ARKANSAS then the recruiters will never find him.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NostraHOGus on October 16, 2019, 12:28:31 AM
Let's wait and see on the gymnastics hire. The gymnastics coach achieved Olympic Gold, which goes a long way in recruiting. I assume the new coach knew that the SEC was a beastly gymnastics conference.

Chad was hired because we swung and missed on a coach that was never coming. Chad was hired because we fired the AD to give folks the warm and fuzzies, and didn't bother to hire a new AD before hiring a new football coach.  Frank would have never hired a coach that had a 14-22 record as a head coach.

Don't get me wrong. Frank sucked at retention and firing, but he was the boss when it came to hiring.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 16, 2019, 01:20:41 AM
If Arkansas doesn’t honor the buyout, you will never be able to hire a big name coach again. We have enough problems getting anyone capable of turning this program around as is. 

I remember being pissed off when Broyles told us we were 8th or 9th in the SEC in potential. Truthfully, he overrated us.

Loser mentality

why even have football then?

Do you think a young BMFP gave a fuck about buyouts? Or was he preoccupied with figuring out how to kick everyone's ass? At the end of the day, that's what this sport still is. An ass kicking contest. Morris hasn't kicked an ass in his life.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NostraHOGus on October 16, 2019, 01:23:09 AM
I have continually compared him to Nut, and burning the kids red shirt by playing him in ten plays over six games is just more proof.

This thinking is why we can't have nice things. HDN had multiple SEC West titles and victories over highly rated teams. Morris is a good Christian man.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 16, 2019, 01:24:28 AM
say what you want about Nutt. As a football coach, he wasn't a loser. Morris is a fucking loser. It's what he is, and what he always will be.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 16, 2019, 07:52:17 AM
say what you want about Nutt. As a football coach, he wasn't a loser. Morris is a fucking loser. It's what he is, and what he always will be.
I beg to differ on Nutt. He may not be as big as a loser as Morris, but he is still an egotistical asshole of a loser.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 16, 2019, 07:57:38 AM
Again, he wasn't old enough to drive, and hadn't started a game for them yet.

It's High School football.
Kid could've played at Fayetteville and still gone to college where ever he wanted.
It may happen all the time, but not when dad has a mult-million dollar high profile job in another state.
It definitely doesn't happen in this conference.

It's a startling lack of commitment to your job to have to travel to go see your family every frickin weekend.

Grizzly Addams did have a beard.

Chandler started a playoff semifinal game during John Stephen Jones’s senior year because JSJ had a concussion. I don’t know if you’ve ever driven in the Dallas area, but there are tons of young teenagers driving.

Other than that, you’ve got a good take I guess. Seems like buying a $3 million dollar mansion is a commitment, but none of this matters if you’re not ready to coach at the SEC level. The rest of the griping seems like a waste of time to me.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 16, 2019, 08:07:00 AM
There are numerous companies that hire a CEO and pay to fly them in Monday am and home Thursday night. 

I relocated my family and uprooted my son too many times all over the country chasing bigger jobs. I wish I had figured out some different solutions. I don’t think this has anything to do with whether Chad is a decent coach or not.  This wouldn’t be an issue if he was winning.

You aren't the head coach of an SEC football program.

I know more about the wives of 2/3 of this conference than I do Chad Morris'.  I don't even know her name. Couldn't pick her out of a lineup. I literally don't even know her race.  I've never seen her before. Ever.

Like it or not, if you're the head coach of a major football program, your family is part of your image.  If your family doesn't even bother to move to the state you are working in, because Junior staying at HIS high school for junior year is more important than you looking like you are serious about your job, that's on you.  We can all think it's dumb, doesn't change how the world works.  If Chad Morris were ever serious about making it work here, he wouldn't be distracting himself with this bullshit two-state-solution.

Sometimes, a 16-year-old kid needs to suck it the fuck up, and learn how to deal with life.  You aren't doing your kid any favors by derailing your career to keep him from ever knowing any hardship in life.

The SEC is a cutthroat league.  Nobody wins with one foot in.  Nick Saban won't try a new route to work out of fear he'll lose 3 minutes of planning time, so the idea that you're going to win at Arkansas while living in two houses, and having your family in another state entirely, is pure fantasy.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 16, 2019, 08:21:40 AM
I just remember when she spouted off on twitter about how bad jimbo’s passing game was and how no receivers should go there. That whole family is eaten up with the dumbass. When he took the SMU job, they all thought he’d be a shoe-in for aTm. They wouldn’t hire him as a quality control coach at this point.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 16, 2019, 09:03:59 AM
You aren't the head coach of an SEC football program.

I know more about the wives of 2/3 of this conference than I do Chad Morris'.  I don't even know her name. Couldn't pick her out of a lineup. I literally don't even know her race.  I've never seen her before. Ever.

Like it or not, if you're the head coach of a major football program, your family is part of your image.  If your family doesn't even bother to move to the state you are working in, because Junior staying at HIS high school for junior year is more important than you looking like you are serious about your job, that's on you.  We can all think it's dumb, doesn't change how the world works.  If Chad Morris were ever serious about making it work here, he wouldn't be distracting himself with this bullshit two-state-solution.

Sometimes, a 16-year-old kid needs to suck it the fuck up, and learn how to deal with life.  You aren't doing your kid any favors by derailing your career to keep him from ever knowing any hardship in life.

The SEC is a cutthroat league.  Nobody wins with one foot in.  Nick Saban won't try a new route to work out of fear he'll lose 3 minutes of planning time, so the idea that you're going to win at Arkansas while living in two houses, and having your family in another state entirely, is pure fantasy.

University of Arkansas Chancellor Dr. Joseph E. Steinmetz
“We are thrilled to welcome Chad, Paula and their children to the Arkansas family. I enjoyed getting to know him and I am confident that he is the right coach to lead us back to competing for SEC and national titles. Julie Cromer Peoples did an outstanding job conducting the search in her interim role and on behalf of the Razorbacks everywhere, I say, ‘thank you’ to Julie. I am pleased that Hunter Yurachek had the opportunity to be involved in the final decision and offer and we cannot wait to have Chad leading our program.”

https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/chad-morris-named-head-football-coach/

It appears it was assumed his family would be moving. I hope it hasn't gone unnoticed by the people who hired him. Talking to someone about their family is a touchy subject but an SEC coach shouldn't have to be told his family needs to live with him. Especially since they're directly benefiting from his multi-million dollar salary.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 16, 2019, 09:10:02 AM
it's an optics problem

don't ask the fanbase to commit and buy in to your program if you can't even do the same in your personal life.

if he was 10-2 nobody cares
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 16, 2019, 09:10:58 AM
I've been mostly quiet about the family stuff but I will say this.  If I were a recruits parent and had some mediocre ass dude in my living room trying to sell me on moving my kid hundreds of miles away to live someplace, I'd have major fucking doubts if that man wasn't even willing to move his own fucking family there while making millions a year.  It would signal to me that he was not in this for the long haul, or that worse, the place is a shit hole.  I'd be ESPECIALLY wary if said person were in the midst of the worst two years in that programs history.  If you think other coaches won't use this as negative recruiting should we retain this fucking loser, you are outside your mind.  He needs to be fired. Today.  Name an interim and go find a real coach.     
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 16, 2019, 09:16:01 AM
I've been mostly quiet about the family stuff but I will say this.  If I were a recruits parent and had some mediocre ass dude in my living room trying to sell me on moving my kid hundreds of miles away to live someplace, I'd have major fucking doubts if that man wasn't even willing to move his own fucking family there while making millions a year.  It would signal to me that he was not in this for the long haul, or that worse, the place is a shit hole.  I'd be ESPECIALLY wary if said person were in the midst of the worst two years in that programs history.  If you think other coaches won't use this as negative recruiting should we retain this fucking loser, you are outside your mind.  He needs to be fired. Today.  Name an interim and go find a real coach.   

I'm down with all of that and what Hurtt said, but his on field results are enough to warrant dismissal.

Dude can't coach.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 16, 2019, 09:32:29 AM
Is chad still flying to Dallas or wherever every Friday to see his kid play because if he is that shit needs to stop.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 16, 2019, 09:32:53 AM
Is chad still flying to Dallas or wherever every Friday to see his kid play because if he is that shit needs to stop.

Yes
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 16, 2019, 09:36:22 AM
The family staying is one of those things that isn’t a problem unless it is a problem.  It’s like the partner in the firm who walks out at 4:00 p.m. everyday.  As long as his collections are good, nobody cares.  But let him have a bad month or two and everyone comes unglued.  When you’ve won four games in a season and a half, it is fair to have your entire way of doing things scrutinized in every way.

Now, from what I’ve seen, the less “coaching” the guys on this team get from this staff, the better they are.   There isn’t a doubt in my mind that that is true of the QBs without one iota of hyperbole or exaggeration.   So, we should encourage him to take the whole week off.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 16, 2019, 09:40:14 AM
Yes
with such a shitty record shouldn’t he be focused on the team and staying up till all hours focused on plays and other things he can do to improve an already fucjing terrible season? He should just quit after this week and move back to Dallas. That’s where he wants to be anyways
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 16, 2019, 09:45:22 AM
You aren't the head coach of an SEC football program.

I know more about the wives of 2/3 of this conference than I do Chad Morris'.  I don't even know her name. Couldn't pick her out of a lineup. I literally don't even know her race.  I've never seen her before. Ever.

Like it or not, if you're the head coach of a major football program, your family is part of your image.  If your family doesn't even bother to move to the state you are working in, because Junior staying at HIS high school for junior year is more important than you looking like you are serious about your job, that's on you.  We can all think it's dumb, doesn't change how the world works.  If Chad Morris were ever serious about making it work here, he wouldn't be distracting himself with this bullshit two-state-solution.

Sometimes, a 16-year-old kid needs to suck it the fuck up, and learn how to deal with life.  You aren't doing your kid any favors by derailing your career to keep him from ever knowing any hardship in life.

The SEC is a cutthroat league.  Nobody wins with one foot in.  Nick Saban won't try a new route to work out of fear he'll lose 3 minutes of planning time, so the idea that you're going to win at Arkansas while living in two houses, and having your family in another state entirely, is pure fantasy.


We have a prime example right here in Fayetteville.
Musselman's family is not only here, they have been front and center in the community and have put themselves out there as big supporters of the university.
They even outwardly stated that they were letting the daughter finish school before they officially moved everyone down in the summer.

Chad has sucked so bad here, that it's hard not to point at this and wonder if he's somehow distracted with his family being away.
That shouldn't even be a question to ask.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 16, 2019, 09:46:00 AM
Somebody said in this board or somewhere else that they heard from a source on the Hill that he was gone for four days during A&M week.  Surprise surprise we looked pretty damned decent against them.  Maybe we might reach our full potential if we just fly him in for game days.  The rest of the time he can be some sort of roving ambassador for the program.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 16, 2019, 09:49:00 AM
The gymnastics hire is suspect, time will tell but to hire someone who has never been a paid assistant (has never had to or been allowed to recruit) in college is a huge gamble. The school she was at, UCLA, also had an opening and did not even consider  her Or given her a token courtesy interview. At least Jimmy Dykes had served as a paid assistant and had recruited players prior to being hired here even if was 20 years prior and we saw how that worked out.

She also hired her boyfriend as assistant, who has a whopping two years of coaching experience.

Hopefully it works out, she's definitely good at promoting the program.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 16, 2019, 09:55:58 AM
The SEC is a cutthroat league.  Nobody wins with one foot in.  Nick Saban won't try a new route to work out of fear he'll lose 3 minutes of planning time, so the idea that you're going to win at Arkansas while living in two houses, and having your family in another state entirely, is pure fantasy.

Agreed.

The SEC is a cutthroat league, as Joe Kines tried to tell us 25 years ago. Our problem is that we've never treated it as such. We still act like it's 1960 and college football is a 9am to 5pm, 4 month a year job, and allow our coaches to act accordingly. Outside of Petrino, we haven't had a coach who was an all-in, football obsessed maniac.

There's a well known story about Saban when he was with LSU or the Dolphins where he called Will Muschamp's house at night during the offseason needing some defensive gameplan faxed to him. Muschamp was on vacation with his wife, and Saban made Muschamp's mom (who was at his house babysitting their kids) fax it over in the middle of the night.

Saban is a generational coach so it's useless to use him as a barometer for everything, but that workaholic, go the extra mile on details stuff is what makes mediocre coaches good, good coaches great, and great coaches elite. That and not accepting failure of any kind. Hell, Dabo Swinney jumped his punter's ass last weekend for shanking a punt when he was beating FSU by 40.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 16, 2019, 10:00:04 AM
She also hired her boyfriend as assistant, who has a whopping two years of coaching experience.

Hopefully it works out, she's definitely good at promoting the program.

I smell a lawsuit
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 16, 2019, 10:02:10 AM
She also hired her boyfriend as assistant, who has a whopping two years of coaching experience.

Hopefully it works out, she's definitely good at promoting the program.

well, he was also the captain of the 2016 men's olympic team.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 16, 2019, 10:04:57 AM
I smell a lawsuit
I highly doubt it.
Coaching jobs are a different thing in gymnastics.
Didn't we previously have a husband / wife team?

well, he was also the captain of the 2016 men's olympic team.

He's inherently more qualified than our head coach, if we're being honest.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 16, 2019, 10:10:54 AM

He's inherently more qualified than our head coach, if we're being honest.

seems that way. when she hired him i looked him up. he's legit.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 16, 2019, 10:10:54 AM
Agreed.

The SEC is a cutthroat league, as Joe Kines tried to tell us 25 years ago. Our problem is that we've never treated it as such. We still act like it's 1960 and college football is a 9am to 5pm, 4 month a year job, and allow our coaches to act accordingly. Outside of Petrino, we haven't had a coach who was an all-in, football obsessed maniac.

There's a well known story about Saban when he was with LSU or the Dolphins where he called Will Muschamp's house at night during the offseason needing some defensive gameplan faxed to him. Muschamp was on vacation with his wife, and Saban made Muschamp's mom (who was at his house babysitting their kids) fax it over in the middle of the night.

Saban is a generational coach so it's useless to use him as a barometer for everything, but that workaholic, go the extra mile on details stuff is what makes mediocre coaches good, good coaches great, and great coaches elite. That and not accepting failure of any kind. Hell, Dabo Swinney jumped his punter's ass last weekend for shanking a punt when he was beating FSU by 40.

One of the craziest, most illustrative things I've ever read - someone asked Saban once about a national championship game he had just won, and he responded "that damned game cost me two weeks of recruiting."

He was mad that WINNING A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP fucked up his schedule.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 16, 2019, 10:27:58 AM
She also hired her boyfriend as assistant, who has a whopping two years of coaching experience.


Wait? Hired someone she’s sleeping with to work for her? Has there been a policy change at the UofA?

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HRC on October 16, 2019, 10:34:24 AM
I highly doubt it.
Coaching jobs are a different thing in gymnastics.
Didn't we previously have a husband / wife team?

He's inherently more qualified than our head coach, if we're being honest.

Yes, the previous head coach was formerly a co-head coach with his former wife. She was a bit of an odd bird. We also had a wife/husband team the last couple years, though was one an assistant (the woman) and her husband was a volunteer assistant. It's fairly common in gymnastics and it's not like any of the coaches beyond the top HCs make much money.

 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 16, 2019, 11:06:32 AM
Yes, the previous head coach was formerly a co-head coach with his former wife. She was a bit of an odd bird. We also had a wife/husband team the last couple years, though was one an assistant (the woman) and her husband was a volunteer assistant. It's fairly common in gymnastics and it's not like any of the coaches beyond the top HCs make much money.

Yup, and Sam left to become the head coach at Pitt where I think she starts her 2nd year.

The Arkansas gym is a good one and we could have gotten a really good experienced coach.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 16, 2019, 11:34:51 AM
Really?

The biggest problem some of y'all have is that Coach Morris' son and wife stayed in Dallas part time so he could finish high school?  When Chandler graduates in December, and they all move here, y'all won't have that gripe anymore.  Will his management of his staff and team improve?  He practically lives at the Football Facility.  His daughter lives with him in Fayetteville now. 

He's not done much to prove he's ready to be an SEC coach, but some of y'all have made this matter bigger than it is.  I've known many coaches whose family lagged behind to let a child finish their high school.  No head coach comes to mind at the moment, except for Danny Ford kept a farm in South Carolina that one of  his daughter's and wife, and possibly a son stayed in South Carolina for at least a year (not as long as Chandler and mom, but almost the same time).  There was a family farm that probably was handled by hired hands most of the time anyways..  Coaches weren't millionaires then, and this wasn't all that publicized because he came as a "consultant" before taking over.  The fact of the big difference in salary kind of makes this an unequal comparison, but once again it's not a unique thing.

Not exactly the same, but when Jimmy Johnson was hired to be head coach at Dallas, he got a divorce and was quoted as saying he no longer needed a wife to attend functions and such as a college head coach. 

Lot's more to bitch about than this.  It's absolutely a non-issue in Morris' ability to coach this team to me.  As I've said, most coaches are out recruiting on Friday night anyways.  He does actually usually visit other area Dallas schools before going to the Hghland Park game, and I believe he's recruited other members of that team and some of the opponents.  If we were winning, many of the same folks would be saying, "it's awesome that he's seeing his son and recruiting others as well at the same time." 

I've seen Chandler on the Arkansas sidelines at just about every home game, so I assume his mom is here for the games.  As far as I know, we've  had zero incidents in the hotels on Friday night, and I haven't heard one report that our coach was out hooking up with his side squeeze former TV reporter.  I don't get the hate.  I hear the "It just don't look right, " argument, and if that's all you got, I can agree to disagree. 

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 16, 2019, 11:43:45 AM
  He practically lives at the Football Facility. 

if that's the case and he's already at max effort then i guess i've seen all i need to see.


Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 16, 2019, 11:50:15 AM
if that's the case and he's already at max effort then i guess i've seen all i need to see.

Hard to argue with that. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 16, 2019, 11:52:52 AM
Chaggie must’ve directed that girl that drug from SMU to do damage control. “Fans aren’t making it easy....” gtfoh with that
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 16, 2019, 11:56:49 AM
Really?

The biggest problem some of y'all have is that Coach Morris' son and wife stayed in Dallas part time so he could finish high school?  When Chandler graduates in December, and they all move here, y'all won't have that gripe anymore.  Will his management of his staff and team improve?  He practically lives at the Football Facility.  His daughter lives with him in Fayetteville now. 

He's not done much to prove he's ready to be an SEC coach, but some of y'all have made this matter bigger than it is.  I've known many coaches whose family lagged behind to let a child finish their high school.  No head coach comes to mind at the moment, except for Danny Ford kept a farm in South Carolina that one of  his daughter's and wife, and possibly a son stayed in South Carolina for at least a year (not as long as Chandler and mom, but almost the same time).  There was a family farm that probably was handled by hired hands most of the time anyways..  Coaches weren't millionaires then, and this wasn't all that publicized because he came as a "consultant" before taking over.  The fact of the big difference in salary kind of makes this an unequal comparison, but once again it's not a unique thing.

Not exactly the same, but when Jimmy Johnson was hired to be head coach at Dallas, he got a divorce and was quoted as saying he no longer needed a wife to attend functions and such as a college head coach. 

Lot's more to bitch about than this.  It's absolutely a non-issue in Morris' ability to coach this team to me.  As I've said, most coaches are out recruiting on Friday night anyways.  He does actually usually visit other area Dallas schools before going to the Hghland Park game, and I believe he's recruited other members of that team and some of the opponents.  If we were winning, many of the same folks would be saying, "it's awesome that he's seeing his son and recruiting others as well at the same time." 

I've seen Chandler on the Arkansas sidelines at just about every home game, so I assume his mom is here for the games.  As far as I know, we've  had zero incidents in the hotels on Friday night, and I haven't heard one report that our coach was out hooking up with his side squeeze former TV reporter.  I don't get the hate.  I hear the "It just don't look right, " argument, and if that's all you got, I can agree to disagree. 


It's 1000% about a perception that he hasn't bought in.  I'm not going to name names, but I work with someone who's wife works hand in hand with some name folks in the UA Administration building and believe me, none of them were aware he would not be relocating his family when he took the job.  But besides that, it's about more than it doesn't look right.  Part of being a successful head coach is mitigating risk.  In today's game recruiting is everything.  Chad and his staff obviously know this because that's been their mantra since day 1.   But from day 1 I can guarantee you him not moving his family has been used against us as a negative recruiting tactic for every kid we've been recruiting.  He's essentially handed every other coach in the SEC a gun with one bullet in it and spun the chamber.  Sure, maybe his personality and his spiel is good enough to overcome that risk, but if it works even once, it's stupid because it should have never been an issue.  If you can't see the inherent problem with that strategically then your willfully fooling yourself.   
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 16, 2019, 12:00:07 PM
He is effectively saying there is not a high school in NWA that can compare with HP.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 16, 2019, 12:01:56 PM
Really?

The biggest problem some of y'all have is that Coach Morris' son and wife stayed in Dallas part time so he could finish high school?  When Chandler graduates in December, and they all move here, y'all won't have that gripe anymore.  Will his management of his staff and team improve?  He practically lives at the Football Facility.  His daughter lives with him in Fayetteville now. 

He's not done much to prove he's ready to be an SEC coach, but some of y'all have made this matter bigger than it is.  I've known many coaches whose family lagged behind to let a child finish their high school.  No head coach comes to mind at the moment, except for Danny Ford kept a farm in South Carolina that one of  his daughter's and wife, and possibly a son stayed in South Carolina for at least a year (not as long as Chandler and mom, but almost the same time).  There was a family farm that probably was handled by hired hands most of the time anyways..  Coaches weren't millionaires then, and this wasn't all that publicized because he came as a "consultant" before taking over.  The fact of the big difference in salary kind of makes this an unequal comparison, but once again it's not a unique thing.

Not exactly the same, but when Jimmy Johnson was hired to be head coach at Dallas, he got a divorce and was quoted as saying he no longer needed a wife to attend functions and such as a college head coach. 

Lot's more to bitch about than this.  It's absolutely a non-issue in Morris' ability to coach this team to me.  As I've said, most coaches are out recruiting on Friday night anyways.  He does actually usually visit other area Dallas schools before going to the Hghland Park game, and I believe he's recruited other members of that team and some of the opponents.  If we were winning, many of the same folks would be saying, "it's awesome that he's seeing his son and recruiting others as well at the same time." 

I've seen Chandler on the Arkansas sidelines at just about every home game, so I assume his mom is here for the games.  As far as I know, we've  had zero incidents in the hotels on Friday night, and I haven't heard one report that our coach was out hooking up with his side squeeze former TV reporter.  I don't get the hate.  I hear the "It just don't look right, " argument, and if that's all you got, I can agree to disagree.

I can promise you his family will not be moving here in December.  Morris will be let go on or by November 30th, the day after our final game of 2019.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: razor1086 on October 16, 2019, 12:12:40 PM
https://twitter.com/shawnjonesm/status/1180335792515948544?s=21

He was at the Pleasant Grove/Carthage game a couple of weeks ago. Although it was our bye week; and we had an OL from Carthage committed at the time.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 16, 2019, 12:18:36 PM
It's 1000% about a perception that he hasn't bought in.  I'm not going to name names, but I work with someone who's wife works hand in hand with some name folks in the UA Administration building and believe me, none of them were aware he would not be relocating his family when he took the job.  But besides that, it's about more than it doesn't look right.  Part of being a successful head coach is mitigating risk.  In today's game recruiting is everything.  Chad and his staff obviously know this because that's been their mantra since day 1.   But from day 1 I can guarantee you him not moving his family has been used against us as a negative recruiting tactic for every kid we've been recruiting.  He's essentially handed every other coach in the SEC a gun with one bullet in it and spun the chamber.  Sure, maybe his personality and his spiel is good enough to overcome that risk, but if it works even once, it's stupid because it should have never been an issue.  If you can't see the inherent problem with that strategically then your willfully fooling yourself.
Not that I disagree with anything here, but shitting the bed against crap teams on national TV is a WAY bigger negative recruiting tool than not moving his family.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 16, 2019, 12:18:58 PM
Really?

The biggest problem some of y'all have is that Coach Morris' son and wife stayed in Dallas part time so he could finish high school?  When Chandler graduates in December, and they all move here, y'all won't have that gripe anymore.  Will his management of his staff and team improve?  He practically lives at the Football Facility.  His daughter lives with him in Fayetteville now. 

He's not done much to prove he's ready to be an SEC coach, but some of y'all have made this matter bigger than it is.  I've known many coaches whose family lagged behind to let a child finish their high school.  No head coach comes to mind at the moment, except for Danny Ford kept a farm in South Carolina that one of  his daughter's and wife, and possibly a son stayed in South Carolina for at least a year (not as long as Chandler and mom, but almost the same time).  There was a family farm that probably was handled by hired hands most of the time anyways..  Coaches weren't millionaires then, and this wasn't all that publicized because he came as a "consultant" before taking over.  The fact of the big difference in salary kind of makes this an unequal comparison, but once again it's not a unique thing.

Not exactly the same, but when Jimmy Johnson was hired to be head coach at Dallas, he got a divorce and was quoted as saying he no longer needed a wife to attend functions and such as a college head coach. 

Lot's more to bitch about than this.  It's absolutely a non-issue in Morris' ability to coach this team to me.  As I've said, most coaches are out recruiting on Friday night anyways.  He does actually usually visit other area Dallas schools before going to the Hghland Park game, and I believe he's recruited other members of that team and some of the opponents.  If we were winning, many of the same folks would be saying, "it's awesome that he's seeing his son and recruiting others as well at the same time." 

I've seen Chandler on the Arkansas sidelines at just about every home game, so I assume his mom is here for the games.  As far as I know, we've  had zero incidents in the hotels on Friday night, and I haven't heard one report that our coach was out hooking up with his side squeeze former TV reporter.  I don't get the hate.  I hear the "It just don't look right, " argument, and if that's all you got, I can agree to disagree.

Exactly - side pieces and exceptions are for winners. Chad only has excuses.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 16, 2019, 12:24:30 PM
Really?

The biggest problem some of y'all have is that Coach Morris' son and wife stayed in Dallas part time so he could finish high school?  When Chandler graduates in December, and they all move here, y'all won't have that gripe anymore.  Will his management of his staff and team improve?  He practically lives at the Football Facility.  His daughter lives with him in Fayetteville now. 

He's not done much to prove he's ready to be an SEC coach, but some of y'all have made this matter bigger than it is.  I've known many coaches whose family lagged behind to let a child finish their high school.  No head coach comes to mind at the moment, except for Danny Ford kept a farm in South Carolina that one of  his daughter's and wife, and possibly a son stayed in South Carolina for at least a year (not as long as Chandler and mom, but almost the same time).  There was a family farm that probably was handled by hired hands most of the time anyways..  Coaches weren't millionaires then, and this wasn't all that publicized because he came as a "consultant" before taking over.  The fact of the big difference in salary kind of makes this an unequal comparison, but once again it's not a unique thing.

Not exactly the same, but when Jimmy Johnson was hired to be head coach at Dallas, he got a divorce and was quoted as saying he no longer needed a wife to attend functions and such as a college head coach. 

Lot's more to bitch about than this.  It's absolutely a non-issue in Morris' ability to coach this team to me.  As I've said, most coaches are out recruiting on Friday night anyways.  He does actually usually visit other area Dallas schools before going to the Hghland Park game, and I believe he's recruited other members of that team and some of the opponents.  If we were winning, many of the same folks would be saying, "it's awesome that he's seeing his son and recruiting others as well at the same time." 

I've seen Chandler on the Arkansas sidelines at just about every home game, so I assume his mom is here for the games.  As far as I know, we've  had zero incidents in the hotels on Friday night, and I haven't heard one report that our coach was out hooking up with his side squeeze former TV reporter.  I don't get the hate.  I hear the "It just don't look right, " argument, and if that's all you got, I can agree to disagree.

I don’t care where his family is but he shouldn’t be traveling to see his son or anywhere else unless it’s recruiting during prime football season when we are this bad. That’s part of the job. Also how is his kid graduating when it’s december? That’s not how hs works
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 16, 2019, 12:26:56 PM
That’s not how hs works
Yeah, it is.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 16, 2019, 12:29:20 PM
He is effectively saying there is not a high school in NWA that can compare with HP.

I'll throw this personal story that is not meant to defend or offend.  About a week after Morris was hired, I attended the Texas HS championship game that JSJ played in and led the Scots to a very dramatic come back.  We sat with the HP folks, and a family sitting next to me claimed to be close with the Morris family.  They told me that Chandler was going to stay because Coach Morris had been told he would have to sit out a year if he transferred.  I think this story has credence because if you call the AAA and talk to them about "transferring" they will tell you if it is after the freshman year the player has to sit 365 days without some sort of appeal.  Of course, moving is not transferring.  If Mrs. Chandler or Coach Morris called and asked about transferring, they should  have been more thorough.  Fayetteville HS has had something like 4 head coaches in 3 years.  I don't remember exactly who they were transitioning to then, but I think it was Billy Dawson, and he is a great coach.  Chandler had been moved around at least a couple of other times.  He started attending HP as an 8th grader I believe (or the HP feeder).  I could see any dad thinking this was the perfect school for his son to receive excellent coaching, etc. 
It's 1000% about a perception that he hasn't bought in.  I'm not going to name names, but I work with someone who's wife works hand in hand with some name folks in the UA Administration building and believe me, none of them were aware he would not be relocating his family when he took the job.  But besides that, it's about more than it doesn't look right.  Part of being a successful head coach is mitigating risk.  In today's game recruiting is everything.  Chad and his staff obviously know this because that's been their mantra since day 1.   But from day 1 I can guarantee you him not moving his family has been used against us as a negative recruiting tactic for every kid we've been recruiting.  He's essentially handed every other coach in the SEC a gun with one bullet in it and spun the chamber.  Sure, maybe his personality and his spiel is good enough to overcome that risk, but if it works even once, it's stupid because it should have never been an issue.  If you can't see the inherent problem with that strategically then your willfully fooling yourself.   

You make a great point, and I don't doubt a word of what you're saying.  I'm just saying there are actually people who admired him for making such a sacrifice for his son, so I'm sure that was used in recruiting--"look at how much he loves  his son, he's allowing him to finish at HP . . ."

All in all, it has no effect on his coaching ability.  Did Gus leaving Gis at Shiloh prevent Scam from leading the WarEagle Tigers to an NC?  No.  I'm teasing of course.  I get the argument that "it doesn't look good," but once again, if he had gone 7-5 last year, and was 4-2 right now, this would never even be brought up. 

Ironically, some of you (and I don't mean you geohul) who say firing Petrino for his personal life was wrong are saying Morris' personal life is effecting his coaching.  The difference?  Winning of course. 

I'm not attacking anybody's belief that it hurts his coaching or whatever.  What matters a bunch to some matter little to others.  I understand that.  I'll not beat the dead horse any more.  I just think there is a different opinion that isn't that crazy. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 16, 2019, 12:31:15 PM
I don’t care where his family is but he shouldn’t be traveling to see his son or anywhere else unless it’s recruiting during prime football season when we are this bad. That’s part of the job. Also how is his kid graduating when it’s december? That’s not how hs works

We have, usually at least 5 or 6 that graduate in December, and enroll in January.  I believe the number was more like 10 this past January.

Thank you for your epxpert opninoin.  (I'm teasing on the sarcasm; some people aren't aware this takes place).
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 16, 2019, 12:33:22 PM
With our luck we’ll wait to fire Morris until after the younger is enrolled.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 16, 2019, 12:37:16 PM
I don’t care where his family is but he shouldn’t be traveling to see his son or anywhere else unless it’s recruiting during prime football season when we are this bad. That’s part of the job. Also how is his kid graduating when it’s december? That’s not how hs works

Uhh...lots of kids graduate early and have forever. When I was in high school in Memphis about a third of students graduated at end of their junior year, a third in December, a third in May.  The latter two walked at end of May.  Basically taking senior English early and you should have enough of the rest to be done. 

Coaches wives raise the kids.  Often stay behind for school etc.  allows coach to focus on job even more.  I have no issue with the living situation but he needs to miss some HP games for perception if nothing else. If he were winning this is inconsequential.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 16, 2019, 12:42:54 PM
It doesn't matter. Yurachek should have put a stop to this BS (the out of state travelling) last season.

...and for the record, it has been confirmed that the idiot did in fact, spend more than two days out of state during our off week.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 16, 2019, 12:43:13 PM
https://twitter.com/shawnjonesm/status/1180335792515948544?s=21

He was at the Pleasant Grove/Carthage game a couple of weeks ago. Although it was our bye week; and we had an OL from Carthage committed at the time.

One guess who else had a bye that weekend
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 16, 2019, 12:48:28 PM
We have, usually at least 5 or 6 that graduate in December, and enroll in January.  I believe the number was more like 10 this past January.

Thank you for your epxpert opninoin.  (I'm teasing on the sarcasm; some people aren't aware this takes place).
i thought his son was in high school
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 16, 2019, 12:50:05 PM
Uhh...lots of kids graduate early and have forever. When I was in high school in Memphis about a third of students graduated at end of their junior year, a third in December, a third in May.  The latter two walked at end of May.  Basically taking senior English early and you should have enough of the rest to be done. 

Coaches wives raise the kids.  Often stay behind for school etc.  allows coach to focus on job even more.  I have no issue with the living situation but he needs to miss some HP games for perception if nothing else. If he were winning this is inconsequential.
fuck off you Choad apologist
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 16, 2019, 12:54:47 PM
i thought his son was in high school
He is...and apparently he’s planning on graduating in December then enroll in a college in January. Why is this hard to understand?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: woodhog14 on October 16, 2019, 12:57:18 PM
i thought his son was in high school
Jesus Christ...he is talking about high school. Every year we have high school players that enroll in January. This past year, there were 11 kids that graduated high school early and enrolled in January so they could go through Spring Practice. This has been happening for years all over the country. Pay attention...
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: billy_ocean_fan on October 16, 2019, 12:58:31 PM
do you’re saying the house is empty and just waiting for the perfect keg party to trash it?

I had a furniture delivery in the NWA area a few months ago and got to talking football with one of the delivery guys.  He had played some small college football in his past, and wan't a razorback fan.  He mentioned he had delivered to Morris's house....it was only a mattress...in an empty room. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 16, 2019, 01:07:47 PM
He is...and apparently he’s planning on graduating in December then enroll in a college in January. Why is this hard to understand?
because I was unaware this was a thing. Ok move the fuck on then.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 16, 2019, 01:43:49 PM
Really?

The biggest problem some of y'all have is that Coach Morris' son and wife stayed in Dallas part time so he could finish high school? 

This isn't our biggest problem, no.

His complete lack of buy-in to this job is one of the major problems.
The family not living here is a symptom.

I've no idea why you've taken it upon yourself to defend him at every corner, author.


Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 16, 2019, 01:46:25 PM
This isn't our biggest problem, no.

His complete lack of buy-in to this job is one of the major problems.
The family not living here is a symptom.

I've no idea why you've taken it upon yourself to defend him at every corner, author.
because Choad is a good Christian man, I reckon.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 16, 2019, 01:56:46 PM
I'll say this and let it go: people are saying if he was winning it wouldn't be a problem. Maybe the fact that he's gone more than he should be is part of the reason we're not winning.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 16, 2019, 02:01:23 PM
I'll say this and let it go: people are saying if he was winning it wouldn't be a problem. Maybe the fact that he's gone more than he should be is part of the reason we're not winning.
unless he’s traveling to recruit then he should have his entire focus on the team September to end of Nov. what you do after or before that I don’t give a fuck
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 16, 2019, 02:02:47 PM
I'll say this and let it go: people are saying if he was winning it wouldn't be a problem. Maybe the fact that he's gone more than he should be is part of the reason we're not winning.

Nothing in his tenure has led me to believe that we’d be winning any more if he skipped every HP game. I’ve given up being mad about him going to his kid’s games at this point.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on October 16, 2019, 02:03:22 PM
I'll say this and let it go: people are saying if he was winning it wouldn't be a problem. Maybe the fact that he's gone more than he should be is part of the reason we're not winning.

counterpoint: he could work as many hours as Bill Belichick (which I assume is close to "all of them") and we would still suck.

Hustle only covers up so much of the suck and Chad has a lot of suck in him.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 16, 2019, 02:08:38 PM
I smell a lawsuit

That is her pussy.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 16, 2019, 02:12:51 PM
It's 1000% about a perception that he hasn't bought in.  I'm not going to name names, but I work with someone who's wife works hand in hand with some name folks in the UA Administration building and believe me, none of them were aware he would not be relocating his family when he took the job.  But besides that, it's about more than it doesn't look right.  Part of being a successful head coach is mitigating risk.  In today's game recruiting is everything.  Chad and his staff obviously know this because that's been their mantra since day 1.   But from day 1 I can guarantee you him not moving his family has been used against us as a negative recruiting tactic for every kid we've been recruiting.  He's essentially handed every other coach in the SEC a gun with one bullet in it and spun the chamber.  Sure, maybe his personality and his spiel is good enough to overcome that risk, but if it works even once, it's stupid because it should have never been an issue.  If you can't see the inherent problem with that strategically then your willfully fooling yourself.

Exactly, and like how Hurtt mentioned mussleman's wife getting involved in the the community, not only does that build goodwill but it makes you harder to fire. No one wants to let the guy go whose wife is friends with everyone else's wife and heads up a couple of charitys, etc. When Chad gets fired in December he and his family will be the lest remembered group in modern Razorback history. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 16, 2019, 02:13:41 PM
unless he’s traveling to recruit then he should have his entire focus on the team September to end of Nov. what you do after or before that I don’t give a fuck

You do realize that practically all college head and assistant coaches recruit on Friday nights because that's when high schools play ball.  most work in a week what you do in two or more.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 16, 2019, 02:28:18 PM
Exactly, and like how Hurtt mentioned mussleman's wife getting involved in the the community, not only does that build goodwill but it makes you harder to fire. No one wants to let the guy go whose wife is friends with everyone else's wife and heads up a couple of charitys, etc. When Chad gets fired in December he and his family will be the lest remembered group in modern Razorback history.


I'm reminded that dastardly Bobby Petrino donated $500,000 back to the Razorback Foundation and another $500,000 to the Arkansas Childrens Hospital when he was first hired here. Mean old, nasty BMFP....
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 16, 2019, 02:32:48 PM
You do realize that practically all college head and assistant coaches recruit on Friday nights because that's when high schools play ball.  most work in a week what you do in two or more.

Exactly - practically no college head and assistant coaches are out watching their kids games/performances on Friday night because they are working.

 :-\

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 16, 2019, 02:49:05 PM
He is effectively saying there is not a high school in NWA that can compare with HP.
Building those bridges with Arkansas high school coaches there huh Choad?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 16, 2019, 02:52:36 PM
When Chad gets fired in December he and his family will be the least remembered group in modern Razorback history.
No doubt.
Mrs. Morris has never lived here, does absolutely nothing to promote the football team or program, nobody knows her, nobody sees her.
Contrasted to the entire Musselman family publicly promoting and supporting not just the basketball team but all of the Razorback teams in a big way.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 16, 2019, 03:03:05 PM
No doubt.
Mrs. Morris has never lived here, does absolutely nothing to promote the football team or program, nobody knows her, nobody sees her.
Contrasted to the entire Musselman family publicly promoting and supporting not just the basketball team but all of the Razorback teams in a big way.
It’s truly fucking bizarre. Makes me nervous that Yurachek has no balls.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on October 16, 2019, 03:05:55 PM
It's like Déjà vu all over again....remember when we just wanted someone who could beat SMU?


Enter Houston Nutt.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: razor5396 on October 16, 2019, 03:06:35 PM
No doubt.
Mrs. Morris has never lived here, does absolutely nothing to promote the football team or program, nobody knows her, nobody sees her.
Contrasted to the entire Musselman family publicly promoting and supporting not just the basketball team but all of the Razorback teams in a big way.

Has she even been photographed at a Razorback Football Game? Has his daughter ever been to a football game?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Red Death on October 16, 2019, 03:07:45 PM
How many ways can we just say this one thing?

Chad sucks.  He sucks hard.  He sucks long.  His wife is probably thrilled she doesn’t have to live with him. 

I mean, his NAME is CHAD.   Tell me one person named Chad who’s a badass. 

Badasses are named Chuck, Nick, Tom, Frank, Bobby, Jim and Mike.   

Chad’s and Todd’s are total douchebags and shame on any woman who sleeps with one. She should cover her head in shame. 

This is known all over the world. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on October 16, 2019, 03:09:47 PM
No doubt.
Mrs. Morris has never lived here, does absolutely nothing to promote the football team or program, nobody knows her, nobody sees her.
Contrasted to the entire Musselman family publicly promoting and supporting not just the basketball team but all of the Razorback teams in a big way.

This is 100% why I'm excited about Musselman. He and his family is "all in".
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 16, 2019, 03:15:21 PM
This isn't our biggest problem, no.

His complete lack of buy-in to this job is one of the major problems.
The family not living here is a symptom.

I've no idea why you've taken it upon yourself to defend him at every corner, author.

I just struggle to see what the issue is.  Dabo does it and encourages Venables to do it, and its no big deal.  Yet its a symptom when our idiot coach does it.

If its a symptom, than why isn't Clemson showing the same bullshit issues? 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 16, 2019, 03:16:20 PM
Has she even been photographed at a Razorback Football Game? Has his daughter ever been to a football game?
The daughter is enrolled now so surely she has. Or she may be as disgusted with the product as we are.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 16, 2019, 03:24:10 PM
Has she even been photographed at a Razorback Football Game? Has his daughter ever been to a football game?

The daughter is enrolled now so surely she has. Or she may be as disgusted with the product as we are.

Here are a couple photos..

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGNuGKUWwAAyfr3.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoReyfLXcAAT149.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1129903046618750978/mTqaA1Ho_400x400.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECN5NSiW4AMLoFk?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 16, 2019, 03:31:15 PM
I don't have nearly as much faith in Yuracheck as the rest of you seem to.  The power players behind the scenes lost some stroke when Jeff Long seized power after the Integrity Olympics.  Him being fired has created a power vacuum in our program leaving the money men to jockey for position to infulence the direction of our program.  If you think Yuracheck isn't just another hired YES man for these guys you may be disappointed in what's to come.  Morris won't be gone unless the money men and the higher ups want him gone.  If they want him to stay, he stays.  If they want to replace him with Gus, and Gus wants the job, it'll happen.  If they want to replace him with Houston Nutt, it'll happen. ***OBVIOUSLY NOBODY WANTS NUTT THIS IS JUST AN ILLUSTRATION*** 

I've seen it said that Yuracheck firing Mike is something that gives a lot of you faith, but honestly I think Mike would still be here if he wasn't a constant reminder of Nolan and the fall out from his firing in '02.  That's an embarrassing saga that got brought up several times per season whenever the national tv cameras would show Nolan in our stands.  If Mike were killing it and in the tourney every year, they would probably have to just eat shit and deal with it, but that wasn't the case.  Firing Mike likely means that now that the court is named after Nolan, we'll see a lot less of him in and around the program and that the University can finally shut the books on that period knowing that they did just enough to smooth over the unceremonious end to the 2nd best coach in our school's history. 

As for hiring Musselman, it was about as easy a decision as it could possibly be.  He had a choice between Muss, Pitino Jr., and a couple of other no names after Samson and Beard passed.  It was literally like choosing between a Lamborghini and a bunch of Ford Taurus.  I'll wait and see how this Football situation ends before I start crowning Yuracheck as some badass, because quite frankly the fact that he vocally supported Chad after that San Jose Shit Show has completely torpedoed any faith I have in his judgement. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 16, 2019, 03:35:39 PM
quite frankly the fact that he vocally supported Chad after that San Jose Shit Show has completely torpedoed any faith I have in his judgement.

+1000

This

I was saddened after reading what he said, because I came to the realization that I was wrong about him.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 16, 2019, 03:39:26 PM
I don't have nearly as much faith in Yuracheck as the rest of you seem to.  The power players behind the scenes lost some stroke when Jeff Long seized power after the Integrity Olympics.  Him being fired has created a power vacuum in our program leaving the money men to jockey for position to infulence the direction of our program.  If you think Yuracheck isn't just another hired YES man for these guys you may be disappointed in what's to come.  Morris won't be gone unless the money men and the higher ups want him gone.  If they want him to stay, he stays.  If they want to replace him with Gus, and Gus wants the job, it'll happen.  If they want to replace him with Houston Nutt, it'll happen. ***OBVIOUSLY NOBODY WANTS NUTT THIS IS JUST AN ILLUSTRATION*** 

I've seen it said that Yuracheck firing Mike is something that gives a lot of you faith, but honestly I think Mike would still be here if he wasn't a constant reminder of Nolan and the fall out from his firing in '02.  That's an embarrassing saga that got brought up several times per season whenever the national tv cameras would show Nolan in our stands.  If Mike were killing it and in the tourney every year, they would probably have to just eat shit and deal with it, but that wasn't the case.  Firing Mike likely means that now that the court is named after Nolan, we'll see a lot less of him in and around the program and that the University can finally shut the books on that period knowing that they did just enough to smooth over the unceremonious end to the 2nd best coach in our school's history. 

As for hiring Musselman, it was about as easy a decision as it could possibly be.  He had a choice between Muss, Pitino Jr., and a couple of other no names after Samson and Beard passed.  It was literally like choosing between a Lamborghini and a bunch of Ford Taurus.  I'll wait and see how this Football situation ends before I start crowning Yuracheck as some badass, because quite frankly the fact that he vocally supported Chad after that San Jose Shit Show has completely torpedoed any faith I have in his judgement.

I am curious, because we have seen how wrong I can be in some situations, so please explain to me what HY should have said after the SJSU loss about Morris?  Please be clear that we were not going to fire Morris after that game, and so with that fact established, with a plan to retain Morris at least for several more weeks (as has been done) what did you expect HY to say?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 16, 2019, 03:40:05 PM
I just struggle to see what the issue is.  Dabo does it and encourages Venables to do it, and its no big deal.  Yet its a symptom when our idiot coach does it.

If its a symptom, than why isn't Clemson showing the same bullshit issues?
I'm not talking about just going to a kid's game.

Chad's family is completely absent from the U of A and Fayetteville community.
Absolutely no one is counting Dabo or his family absent in the Clemson community.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 16, 2019, 03:40:29 PM
Why in the ever-loving name of everything that is logical would Gus come to this program now? You wouldn't take the reins of an intact airplane 2 years ago, but now do you want to try it once it's crashed into the ground? What the fuck?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 16, 2019, 03:43:35 PM
I am curious, because we have seen how wrong I can be in some situations, so please explain to me what HY should have said after the SJSU loss about Morris?  Please be clear that we were not going to fire Morris after that game, and so with that fact established, with a plan to retain Morris at least for several more weeks (as has been done) what did you expect HY to say?
For starters not saying "We're heading in the right direction" would have been prudent.  Aside from that he could have simply said "I won't be discussing any personnel issues today" or "As always we will make an assessment of what is best for our program at the end of the season."  Either would have been infinitely better than "I believe in Chad Morris and we are trending in the right direction."
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PHARMHOG on October 16, 2019, 03:47:27 PM
+1000

This

I was saddened after reading what he said, because I came to the realization that I was wrong about him.


Pssstt.....that +1097 stuff doesn't happen over here. That's Hog(Booger)ville.

Just a kind note. But carry on.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 16, 2019, 03:49:40 PM
For starters not saying "We're heading in the right direction" would have been prudent.  Aside from that he could have simply said "I won't be discussing any personnel issues today" or "As always we will make an assessment of what is best for our program at the end of the season."  Either would have been infinitely better than "I believe in Chad Morris and we are trending in the right direction."

Cheers, I can respect that.  I think at the time, we were still showing improvement outside of the SJSU game, and please understand that is not a defense of Morris, but rather a defense of what HY was saying.   I am still on board with HY, and pray to God I am not wrong about him as well. 

I do think if he says "I will make an assessment at the end of the year" that is the wrong move from a PR and recruiting standpoint.  I mean if you are a talented football kid, would you take an official to a place where the coach just got a vote of no support from his boss for the rest of the year?  I don't remember but was HY supportive or critical of Mike last year?  I honestly don't remember.

I took a leadership class a few years ago, and remember one thing, the lesson on always being publicly supportive of your people and privately critical.   I HOPE that is what HY was doing.  However I am not going to judge HY on anything he says in the middle of a season. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 16, 2019, 03:52:23 PM
I'm not talking about just going to a kid's game.

Chad's family is completely absent from the U of A and Fayetteville community.
Absolutely no one is counting Dabo or his family absent in the Clemson community.

You realize his daughter works for the recruiting department right?

Again, not defending CM, just saying I think there are PLENTY of other reasons to want to shit can CM, but the family thing doesn't bother me in any shape or fashion.  Parents of recruits have gone on record talking about interactions with Paula Morris, Chandler, etc.  They may not be living there but they are still active. 

I can also understand thats not good enough, but the main problem is, even if they packed their shit up and moved to Fayetteville, it wouldn't change the fact that CM is a shitty football coach.  So I don't see why it matters.  Its not like his wife living in Dallas is why he sucks at coaching.  Its because he is a shitty football coach. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 16, 2019, 03:55:37 PM
You realize his daughter works for the recruiting department right?

Again, not defending CM, just saying I think there are PLENTY of other reasons to want to shit can CM, but the family thing doesn't bother me in any shape or fashion.  Parents of recruits have gone on record talking about interactions with Paula Morris, Chandler, etc.  They may not be living there but they are still active. 

I can also understand thats not good enough, but the main problem is, even if they packed their shit up and moved to Fayetteville, it wouldn't change the fact that CM is a shitty football coach.  So I don't see why it matters.  Its not like his wife living in Dallas is why he sucks at coaching.  Its because he is a shitty football coach.

His daughter is an adult in school here.
That's great.

You're right on the second part, but the fact that he never actually moved his family here is telling.
As I said before. It's a symptom. It's not a problem, by itself.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 16, 2019, 03:58:35 PM
Cheers, I can respect that.  I think at the time, we were still showing improvement outside of the SJSU game, and please understand that is not a defense of Morris, but rather a defense of what HY was saying.   I am still on board with HY, and pray to God I am not wrong about him as well. 

I do think if he says "I will make an assessment at the end of the year" that is the wrong move from a PR and recruiting standpoint.  I mean if you are a talented football kid, would you take an official to a place where the coach just got a vote of no support from his boss for the rest of the year?  I don't remember but was HY supportive or critical of Mike last year?  I honestly don't remember.

I took a leadership class a few years ago, and remember one thing, the lesson on always being publicly supportive of your people and privately critical.   I HOPE that is what HY was doing.  However I am not going to judge HY on anything he says in the middle of a season. 
I managed people for 10 years.  I always had my folks back publicly, but none of them were terrible at their jobs either.  Yurachek supporting him pretty much assures in my mind that he'll be here next season.  If I am wrong, and Yurachek replaces him with a winner, then I'll admit I was wrong.  Until then I am in a wait and see mode.

Him hiring Musselman is pretty much the equivalent of a dude tapping in a 6" putt.  It was such an easy decision it would have been hard to fuck it up.     
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 16, 2019, 03:59:42 PM
I just struggle to see what the issue is.  Dabo does it and encourages Venables to do it, and its no big deal.  Yet its a symptom when our idiot coach does it.

If its a symptom, than why isn't Clemson showing the same bullshit issues?
Because they are a favored school in one of the most fertile recruiting areas in the world?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 16, 2019, 03:59:48 PM
If he’s retained, I’m done forever.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 16, 2019, 04:00:26 PM
Why in the ever-loving name of everything that is logical would Gus come to this program now? You wouldn't take the reins of an intact airplane 2 years ago, but now do you want to try it once it's crashed into the ground? What the fuck?
Because this go round he's gonna possibly be looking for work? If Auburn loses to LSU, Georgia and Bama to finish out the year at 8-4 after being ranked #7 at one point they will possibly move on from him big buyout or not.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 16, 2019, 04:02:21 PM
Because this go round he's gonna possibly be looking for work? If Auburn loses to LSU, Georgia and Bama to finish out the year at 8-4 after being ranked #7 at one point they will possibly move on from him big buyout or not.
This guy get it.  Gus gets all that buyout Money from Auburn and still gets to come home and look like the savior when we win 6 or 7.   
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 16, 2019, 04:02:27 PM
We need Gus to win one of those. This is a year where the stars may align and we’re not competing with anyone else for a coach. Can Morris hire Stoops then let’s get this bread.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 16, 2019, 04:04:08 PM
We need Gus to win one of those. This is a year where the stars may align and we’re not competing with anyone else for a coach. Can Morris hire Stoops then let’s get this bread.
Stoops ain't coming here. 




Before anybody starts this shit neither is Urban Meyer.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 16, 2019, 04:05:24 PM
This isn't our biggest problem, no.

His complete lack of buy-in to this job is one of the major problems.
The family not living here is a symptom.

I've no idea why you've taken it upon yourself to defend him at every corner, author.

Obviously, it is your opinion he has a complete lack of buy in, and part of that is based on this deal with his son.  He's bought a $3 million dollar house in Fayetteville, and he practically lives at the Football Facility.  I don't think it is a buy in problem.  I think it is the simple fact he probably was a very good assistant coach, but starting with his stint at SMU, which showed modest improvement, and some hurdles, and onto what he's doing here, with hurdles as well, he doesn't seem cut out to be a head coach.

I haven't taken it on myself to defend him at every corner.  I believe whoever we hire/hired, they should receive ample time to prove themselves.  I would think 3 to 4 years is ample time.  The problem with a 3 to 4 year period of proving yourself is there needs to be measurable improvement.  I haven't seen enough improvement, and yes I see more backwards steps at times.  Me saying I think he'll get one more year, but will have to reload his staff is not me going out of my way to defend him.  Not one bit.  It's what I think will happen based on how the U of A seems to do things these days.  To clarify, and I've stated this several times recently, it's my feeling he's in way over his head. Should he be fired?  I think that is pretty inevitable, but I don't think the PTB have the same timeline as most fans. 

Finally, I see no need to trash the guy.  Day in and day out he's attacked for his huge buyout, his son and wife finishing school back in Dallas, he's stuttering in press conferences.  This seems unnecessary to me.  Fans get emotional about their favorite team.  I admit to really getting after Houston Nutt on this website back in the day.  His ego and extracurricular activities made him a pretty easy target.  All Coach Morris has done is try his best.  He just doesn't seem to be the right guy for the job.  If he starts attacking the fans verbally, or does unprofessional things, I may change may tune. 

You say what you just said about his family not living here, and then you want proof that his daughter's here.  She's a graduate student who now works with the recruiting department.  I would think after the Petrino episode, she went through the proper procedures, and I believe (may be wrong) she's a communications major, so she's probably a good candidate for that.  I know they have a hard time keeping that department filled.    Now, is that supporting Morris at every corner?  Funny, I'm just answering your question. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 16, 2019, 04:09:07 PM
Obviously, it is your opinion he has a complete lack of buy in, and part of that is based on this deal with his son.  He's bought a $3 million dollar house in Fayetteville, and he practically lives at the Football Facility.  I don't think it is a buy in problem.  I think it is the simple fact he probably was a very good assistant coach, but starting with his stint at SMU, which showed modest improvement, and some hurdles, and onto what he's doing here, with hurdles as well, he doesn't seem cut out to be a head coach.

I haven't taken it on myself to defend him at every corner.  I believe whoever we hire/hired, they should receive ample time to prove themselves.  I would think 3 to 4 years is ample time.  The problem with a 3 to 4 year period of proving yourself is there needs to be measurable improvement.  I haven't seen enough improvement, and yes I see more backwards steps at times.  Me saying I think he'll get one more year, but will have to reload his staff is not me going out of my way to defend him.  Not one bit.  It's what I think will happen based on how the U of A seems to do things these days.  To clarify, and I've stated this several times recently, it's my feeling he's in way over his head. Should he be fired?  I think that is pretty inevitable, but I don't think the PTB have the same timeline as most fans. 

Finally, I see no need to trash the guy.  Day in and day out he's attacked for his huge buyout, his son and wife finishing school back in Dallas, he's stuttering in press conferences.  This seems unnecessary to me.  Fans get emotional about their favorite team.  I admit to really getting after Houston Nutt on this website back in the day.  His ego and extracurricular activities made him a pretty easy target.  All Coach Morris has done is try his best.  He just doesn't seem to be the right guy for the job.  If he starts attacking the fans verbally, or does unprofessional things, I may change may tune. 

You say what you just said about his family not living here, and then you want proof that his daughter's here.  She's a graduate student who now works with the recruiting department.  I would think after the Petrino episode, she went through the proper procedures, and I believe (may be wrong) she's a communications major, so she's probably a good candidate for that.  I know they have a hard time keeping that department filled.    Now, is that supporting Morris at every corner?  Funny, I'm just answering your question.

I didn't ask for proof of anyone being here. You're confusing me with someone else.

I see plenty of reasons for giving the guy heat. He routinely throws players under the bus and stands by while his buddy Craddock does it with even more emphasis on the players.
We see absolutely zero preparation across the board. You say he lives in the practice facility, and that's fine. I don't care. It's obviously not working.

I'm just flabbergasted that giving Chad heat for not moving his family here is apparently crossing the line for you, but years of fat jokes about Bielema were totally in bounds, apparently?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 16, 2019, 04:18:14 PM
I didn't ask for proof of anyone being here. You're confusing me with someone else.

I see plenty of reasons for giving the guy heat. He routinely throws players under the bus and stands by while his buddy Craddock does it with even more emphasis on the players.
We see absolutely zero preparation across the board. You say he lives in the practice facility, and that's fine. I don't care. It's obviously not working.

I'm just flabbergasted that giving Chad heat for not moving his family here is apparently crossing the line for you, but years of fat jokes about Bielema were totally in bounds, apparently?

You're right, I misread on the identify.  Sorry about that.

I just disagree that moving his family here is that big of a deal.  I understand why people say it's a problem.  If he's winning, nobody says a word.  The question would seem to be, does not moving his family here make him a bad coach?  For him, maybe it is.  I've seen many other coaches do a very similar thing, and they continued the success they had in the previous town their family is finishing up school in etc. 

I sometimes don't understand why you and I see something differently, and I realize it's just the way it is.  You and I see this matter differently.  I don't mean to come across as accusing you or anybody of crossing a line with this subject.  This is apparently the case here.  I'll continue to state my opinion from time to time.  You feel free to disagree and tell me I'm wrong, and we'll both be just fine. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 16, 2019, 04:20:06 PM
Ty Webb needs to get busy doing research on how many head coaches have not moved their family when changing jobs and what their records were.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 16, 2019, 04:25:16 PM
Exactly - practically no college head and assistant coaches are out watching their kids games/performances on Friday night because they are working.

 :-\

It is not just football coaches whose jobs keep them from watching their kids perform on a Friday night.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 16, 2019, 04:25:25 PM
Obviously, it is your opinion he has a complete lack of buy in, and part of that is based on this deal with his son.  He's bought a $3 million dollar house in Fayetteville, and he practically lives at the Football Facility.  I don't think it is a buy in problem.  I think it is the simple fact he probably was a very good assistant coach, but starting with his stint at SMU, which showed modest improvement, and some hurdles, and onto what he's doing here, with hurdles as well, he doesn't seem cut out to be a head coach.

I haven't taken it on myself to defend him at every corner.  I believe whoever we hire/hired, they should receive ample time to prove themselves.  I would think 3 to 4 years is ample time.  The problem with a 3 to 4 year period of proving yourself is there needs to be measurable improvement.  I haven't seen enough improvement, and yes I see more backwards steps at times.  Me saying I think he'll get one more year, but will have to reload his staff is not me going out of my way to defend him.  Not one bit.  It's what I think will happen based on how the U of A seems to do things these days.  To clarify, and I've stated this several times recently, it's my feeling he's in way over his head. Should he be fired?  I think that is pretty inevitable, but I don't think the PTB have the same timeline as most fans. 

Finally, I see no need to trash the guy.  Day in and day out he's attacked for his huge buyout, his son and wife finishing school back in Dallas, he's stuttering in press conferences.  This seems unnecessary to me.  Fans get emotional about their favorite team.  I admit to really getting after Houston Nutt on this website back in the day.  His ego and extracurricular activities made him a pretty easy target.  All Coach Morris has done is try his best.  He just doesn't seem to be the right guy for the job.  If he starts attacking the fans verbally, or does unprofessional things, I may change may tune. 

You say what you just said about his family not living here, and then you want proof that his daughter's here.  She's a graduate student who now works with the recruiting department.  I would think after the Petrino episode, she went through the proper procedures, and I believe (may be wrong) she's a communications major, so she's probably a good candidate for that.  I know they have a hard time keeping that department filled.    Now, is that supporting Morris at every corner?  Funny, I'm just answering your question.

don't feel sorry for Chad. he's going to stutter his way into being a multi-millionaire.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 16, 2019, 04:32:35 PM
don't feel sorry for Chad. he's going to stutter his way into being a multi-millionaire.

From the left lane or fast lane or whatever he called it, too. :haironfire:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 16, 2019, 05:00:37 PM
Ty Webb needs to get busy doing research on how many head coaches have not moved their family when changing jobs and what their records were.
1

Record: 4-14 (0-11 in conference)

 8-)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 16, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
I'll say this and let it go: people are saying if he was winning it wouldn't be a problem. Maybe the fact that he's gone more than he should be is part of the reason we're not winning.

Like someone said on a different page, it's analogous to an "I'm not watching the clock as long as you're getting your shit done" edict from a boss. If he's 10-2 this is played up as a positive. The issue is that it's currently a pretty bad optics problem because we're shitty and he's giving the appearance of being aloof in addition to over his head.

Spurrier was pulling 9 hour days and needling Nick Saban about working too hard and nobody batted an eye when he was beating ass at Florida and going 11-2 at USC until it started tailing off.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: arkansawyer on October 16, 2019, 07:14:19 PM
You're right, I misread on the identify.  Sorry about that.

I just disagree that moving his family here is that big of a deal.  I understand why people say it's a problem.  If he's winning, nobody says a word.  The question would seem to be, does not moving his family here make him a bad coach?  For him, maybe it is.  I've seen many other coaches do a very similar thing, and they continued the success they had in the previous town their family is finishing up school in etc. 

I sometimes don't understand why you and I see something differently, and I realize it's just the way it is.  You and I see this matter differently.  I don't mean to come across as accusing you or anybody of crossing a line with this subject.  This is apparently the case here.  I'll continue to state my opinion from time to time.  You feel free to disagree and tell me I'm wrong, and we'll both be just fine.

If it’s such a non issue then why don’t more coaches do it? No one wants to live in Starkville, Gainesville, Stillwater, College Station... hell most college towns are shit holes.

These guys make enough money to fly them or their families private on any schedule. Yet I bet you can’t find me one example in CFB history where a coach has done this.

How does that not add up for anyone that is thick enough to defend this arrangement?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hammered Down on October 16, 2019, 08:19:55 PM
If we’re winning his family staying in Dallas is a nonissue. I thought it was okay to let his son finish his Senior year out, but he was a junior. He shoulda moved bottom line. Doesn’t look like he’s all in to Arkansas & his job. As much as I think he’s in over his head, think he has to get at least 1 more year. Then when we go 0-8 for the third straight season, Yurachek will have to fire him. Just hard to watch the destruction of Hog football each and every week.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 16, 2019, 08:23:18 PM
Listen up guys, here's an angle on this topic. I feel like if we were showing improvement and he had met expectations and not lost to shitty MWC teams while going winnless in conference for a year and a half and the team actually digressing instead of improving that whole time, then his family living in Dallas would not be an issue. Anybody else agree with that?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 16, 2019, 08:26:38 PM
I don't have nearly as much faith in Yuracheck as the rest of you seem to.  The power players behind the scenes lost some stroke when Jeff Long seized power after the Integrity Olympics.  Him being fired has created a power vacuum in our program leaving the money men to jockey for position to infulence the direction of our program.  If you think Yuracheck isn't just another hired YES man for these guys you may be disappointed in what's to come.  Morris won't be gone unless the money men and the higher ups want him gone.  If they want him to stay, he stays.  If they want to replace him with Gus, and Gus wants the job, it'll happen.  If they want to replace him with Houston Nutt, it'll happen. ***OBVIOUSLY NOBODY WANTS NUTT THIS IS JUST AN ILLUSTRATION*** 

I've seen it said that Yuracheck firing Mike is something that gives a lot of you faith, but honestly I think Mike would still be here if he wasn't a constant reminder of Nolan and the fall out from his firing in '02.  That's an embarrassing saga that got brought up several times per season whenever the national tv cameras would show Nolan in our stands.  If Mike were killing it and in the tourney every year, they would probably have to just eat shit and deal with it, but that wasn't the case.  Firing Mike likely means that now that the court is named after Nolan, we'll see a lot less of him in and around the program and that the University can finally shut the books on that period knowing that they did just enough to smooth over the unceremonious end to the 2nd best coach in our school's history. 

As for hiring Musselman, it was about as easy a decision as it could possibly be.  He had a choice between Muss, Pitino Jr., and a couple of other no names after Samson and Beard passed.  It was literally like choosing between a Lamborghini and a bunch of Ford Taurus.  I'll wait and see how this Football situation ends before I start crowning Yuracheck as some badass, because quite frankly the fact that he vocally supported Chad after that San Jose Shit Show has completely torpedoed any faith I have in his judgement.

I'm in the same boat.

I'm not a Yurachek hater, but he hasn't earned my faith like he apparently has with others.

I was heartened by his hire of Muss, but whether that works out or not is TBD. Everyone thought it was an absolute coup that Long was able to land Bielema and fresh off a Big Ten title at that, and look how that turned out. I'm not going to give him too much credit for pulling the trigger on Anderson. That struck me as a big money donor crowd move through and through.

I'm fine with him publicly supporting his coach through hard times — he can sell that in a coaching search — but the optics of some of the things he's said are downright atrocious. His comments after both SJSU and especially A&M couldn't have been more ill advised. Him trotting out the "winning isn't the only thing" line was all too eerily reminiscent of Long effectively deprioritizing winning with his declaration that we weren't a win at all costs program. 

Also, people need to stop kissing his ass for saying that losing is a "with cause" fireable offense. He was talking out of his ass and grandstanding. That's red meat to the masses bullshit and would never hold up in any type of litigation, and even trying contest that with a fired coach would make any candidate worth a shit tell us to go fuck ourselves. He was trying to earn brownie points with fans, nothing more.

Right now, the only hopes I have are the plausible deniability that Chad wasn't "his hire" and the fact that he didn't completely fuck up the basketball hire. That's about it. Other than that, his public comments have left me cold.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 16, 2019, 09:34:52 PM
After reading this thread, I really hope Morris wins some games just to quiet the woopig lynch mob.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 16, 2019, 09:36:59 PM
It’s too early to pass judgement on Yurachek although the day of reckoning isn’t far off. Judas, you’re passing judgement on him because you didn’t like a couple of things he said? Boo hoo. He replaced Anderson which is something that was long overdue. Other than that he hasn’t made any major decisions worth writing him off.

He should actually be dealing from a pretty good position as far as big donors go. They may enjoy the perks that come with writing big checks but they don’t want to pony up more to prop up the RF. They didn’t accumulate wealth by throwing money away. The NEZ isn’t sold out yet. Donations and ticket sales are falling fast and it will be worse if Morris is given another year. I doubt anyone who supported Morris’s hire want to step up and defend him now. So they’ll be more than happy to let HY can Morris and make his own hire. Then he owns it.

I will be shocked if Morris’s termination isn’t announced within 24 hours after the MO game if not sooner. It’s possible the decision has been made and HY is talking to agents right now. He hasn’t been making any more public statements supporting Morris.

Endure the rest of the season and see what happens.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: arkansawyer on October 16, 2019, 09:37:37 PM
After reading this thread, I really hope Morris wins some games just to quiet the woopig lynch mob.

It’s not just woopig.

I’ve heard bowl cut criticize him twice this week. That’s how bad it is, and the fact that he is criticizing him tells me he’s gone.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on October 16, 2019, 09:43:30 PM
It’s not just woopig.

I’ve heard bowl cut criticize him twice this week. That’s how bad it is, and the fact that he is criticizing him tells me he’s gone.

Holy shit, if you lose Rick Fucking Schaffer you have lost the who fucking shabang
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: SpiderHam on October 16, 2019, 09:51:52 PM
Holy shit, if you lose Rick Fucking Schaffer you have lost the who fucking shabang
You'll know he's gone when Wally writes about what a mean person he is and how he never liked him or thought he was right for the job.  That will happen the week after he is fired.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 16, 2019, 11:00:30 PM
Listen up guys, here's an angle on this topic. I feel like if we were showing improvement and he had met expectations and not lost to shitty MWC teams while going winnless in conference for a year and a half and the team actually digressing instead of improving that whole time, then his family living in Dallas would not be an issue. Anybody else agree with that?

Actually, I think if he were winning games, that this would be a nonissue.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 16, 2019, 11:41:35 PM
After reading this thread, I really hope Morris wins some games just to quiet the woopig lynch mob.

OMG- #metoo! So sick of all this accountability stuff!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: allswell on October 17, 2019, 03:02:48 AM
unc jerrah force fed us this clown show, and his time of reckoning has come. he
needs to fire up the short bus that brought shad and co. to town and come pick em
all up - pronto - after paying their tabs.

if there’s room, perhaps he’ll even haul yakov back up to branson. but if not, there’s always uber
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: arkansawyer on October 17, 2019, 07:11:33 AM
I really wonder if we come out and get beat 50-0 in back to back weeks if that’ll be it, and they’ll pull the plug mid year.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 17, 2019, 08:16:14 AM
I just struggle to see what the issue is.  Dabo does it and encourages Venables to do it, and its no big deal.  Yet its a symptom when our idiot coach does it.

If its a symptom, than why isn't Clemson showing the same bullshit issues?

If Dabo and Venables were flying to Tuscaloosa and Norman to see their kids play on Friday nights, and keeping residences in the locations of their previous jobs, I'm sure there would be a bigger issue. 

Likewise, if Chad was driving two blocks to see his son play for the Purple Dogs, no one would complain. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 17, 2019, 09:07:20 AM
If you notice the press has now started to lay off Morris.  Three days ago, they were very honest and straight forward.  "He's gone", "You have to do it now, or we'll lose more to the transfer portal". "This is going to be the equivalent to the death penalty if he gets another year".  All of a sudden it's now entirely the players fault again, on top of claiming that that nobody wants to come coach at Arkansas, so we have to give CCM more time.

I've never seen something so cult like.  It's almost as if the press wants to see just how awful this team can get.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 17, 2019, 09:42:12 AM
Morris will be here another year. Y’all need to relax.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 17, 2019, 09:46:49 AM
Nobody wants to come coach at Arkansas, so we have to give CCM more time.

who is saying that
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 17, 2019, 09:57:55 AM
Morris will be here another year. Y’all need to relax. find another hobby

this board doesn't do "relax" well. Cerdo pretends but that's about it.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on October 17, 2019, 10:41:27 AM
Morris will be here another year. Y’all need to relax.

If so then every warm body related to the university that doesn't teach classes, cook food, or scrub toilets must be fired for incompetence.  From the governor on down to the guys washing uniforms after games. Burn it.  Burn it all down.

The cooks and janitors for the athletic programs should be fired too, they aren't safe.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 17, 2019, 11:05:00 AM
this board doesn't do "relax" well. Cerdo pretends but that's about it.
I’m always relaxed and chill
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 17, 2019, 11:07:38 AM
If so then every warm body related to the university that doesn't teach classes, cook food, or scrub toilets must be fired for incompetence.  From the governor on down to the guys washing uniforms after games. Burn it.  Burn it all down.

We have a very real culture problem in our athletic department and BMD cadre. Same thing has been going on at Tennessee as well and is the reason for their slide into irrelevance.

You don't fall to the depths we have seen and suffer this much losing by sheer bad luck hires. Incompetence breeds incompetence and thus fosters a culture accordingly. Look at the Redskins, Raiders and Browns.

We're an old home that was once elegant and nice and now rife with termite damage, infestation, and rot.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 17, 2019, 11:17:16 AM
Morris will be here another year. Y’all need to relax.

That actually wouldn't surprise me.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 17, 2019, 11:30:06 AM
this board doesn't do "relax" well. Cerdo pretends but that's about it.

Anyone know if he has ESPN yet?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 17, 2019, 12:36:29 PM
Morris will be here another year. Y’all need to relax.

That will be the death of the program. If that happens, Cho-ad will be recruiting players from the intramural flag football league next year.

Yep, relax until rigor mortis sets in.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 17, 2019, 12:39:52 PM
That will be the death of the program. If that happens, Cho-ad will be recruiting players from the intramural flag football league next year.

Yep, relax until rigor mortis sets in.

Won’t be the first time Arkansas recruited from the intramural leagues.

It’s going to be ok.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 17, 2019, 12:47:40 PM
Unless there is a miracle turnaround and we finish 5-7 or better, Morris will be gone. Wheels are being set in motion. Everyone R-E-L-A-X (said in Aaron Rogers voice)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 17, 2019, 12:53:17 PM
Yuracheck just released the dreaded vote of confidence statement.  Morris is done if he doesn’t win probably three games.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on October 17, 2019, 12:56:50 PM
Yuracheck just released the dreaded bot if confidence statement.  Morris is done if he doesn’t win probably three games.

as lukewarm as it could be.
was he at some function? if not,. the fact that he chose to even say anything like that is telling.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on October 17, 2019, 12:58:41 PM
as lukewarm as it could be.
was he at some function? if not,. the fact that he chose to even say anything like that is telling.

Morris is done.  The amount of pressure HY must be under to even make a statement is very telling. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 17, 2019, 12:59:00 PM
as lukewarm as it could be.
was he at some function? if not,. the fact that he chose to even say anything like that is telling.
He’s gonna fire him based on self-preservation alone. No one is hitching their wagon to that dumbass.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 17, 2019, 01:00:27 PM
as lukewarm as it could be.
was he at some function? if not,. the fact that he chose to even say anything like that is telling.

I pretty much read it as “Yeah, this sucks and this guy has six games left to get some wins or I’m firing his ass.  So relax.  I’ve got this.” 

And yeah, that HY felt the need to release that sort of statement is pretty much the kiss of death for Morris.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 17, 2019, 01:05:32 PM
Stoops can fly the razorchopper back and forth to Norman every day for work.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 17, 2019, 01:21:06 PM
I pretty much read it as “Yeah, this sucks and this guy has six games left to get some wins or I’m firing his ass.  So relax.  I’ve got this.” 

And yeah, that HY felt the need to release that sort of statement is pretty much the kiss of death for Morris.
Got a link so we edumacted folks can have a gander?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 17, 2019, 01:21:10 PM
Stoops can fly the razorchopper back and forth to Norman every day for work.
Stoops fell on his own sword to keep Oklahoma off the death penalty. That's the type coach we need right now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 17, 2019, 01:28:37 PM
Stoops fell on his own sword to keep Oklahoma off the death penalty. That's the type coach we need right now.
We need Gus to just win one game he’s not supposed to. This is our one year no other SEC schools will be looking.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 17, 2019, 01:37:11 PM
We need Gus to just win one game he’s not supposed to. This is our one year no other SEC schools will be looking.
You don't think Ole Miss and/or Vandy will be looking?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swiner Bock on October 17, 2019, 01:38:35 PM
Got a link so we edumacted folks can have a gander?
https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/from-the-desk-of-your-ad-oct17/

Back in Razorback Stadium
While the Coach Nolan Richardson Court Unveiling is the culminating event of the weekend, on Saturday morning we host the Auburn Tigers at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium at 11 a.m. I know that our student-athletes are looking forward to ‘Running Through the A’ in front of our home crowd for the matchup of SEC Western Division teams.

Clearly, our Win-Loss record at this point in the season is not where anyone would like it to be. A loss is a loss, but I am encouraged that in each of our last three games, all decided by one score or less, that the Razorbacks had a chance in the later stages of each to earn a win. I can assure you that no one is more disappointed that we were unable to do that, than the young men and the coaching staff who have put in countless hours in preparation for this season.

However, within this program, our focus is on the opportunities that remain ahead. There is plenty of football left to be played this season and our coaches and student-athletes are continuing to prepare day by day for the remaining six regular season games on our schedule.

I hope to see you on Saturday at Razorback Stadium
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hogwildinhouston on October 17, 2019, 01:39:01 PM
You don't think Ole Miss and/or Vandy will be looking?

Tennessee could be looking as well, but that search will end quickly just down the hall in the AD office.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BigEarn on October 17, 2019, 01:53:57 PM
I have heard from people in the know that Danny Nutt is interested in the job. He and Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 17, 2019, 02:06:42 PM


https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/from-the-desk-of-your-ad-oct17/

Back in Razorback Stadium
While the Coach Nolan Richardson Court Unveiling is the culminating event of the weekend, on Saturday morning we host the Auburn Tigers at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium at 11 a.m. I know that our student-athletes are looking forward to ‘Running Through the A’ in front of our home crowd for the matchup of SEC Western Division teams.

Clearly, our Win-Loss record at this point in the season is not where anyone would like it to be. A loss is a loss, but I am encouraged that in each of our last three games, all decided by one score or less, that the Razorbacks had a chance in the later stages of each to earn a win. I can assure you that no one is more disappointed that we were unable to do that, than the young men and the coaching staff who have put in countless hours in preparation for this season.

However, within this program, our focus is on the opportunities that remain ahead. There is plenty of football left to be played this season and our coaches and student-athletes are continuing to prepare day by day for the remaining six regular season games on our schedule.

I hope to see you on Saturday at Razorback Stadium


Lol. The last sentence is very telling.

"hope", instead of " looking forward"
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: FNG on October 17, 2019, 02:58:31 PM
https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/from-the-desk-of-your-ad-oct17/

Back in Razorback Stadium
While the Coach Nolan Richardson Court Unveiling is the culminating event of the weekend, on Saturday morning we host the Auburn Tigers at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium at 11 a.m. I know that our student-athletes are looking forward to ‘Running Through the A’ in front of our home crowd for the matchup of SEC Western Division teams.

Clearly, our Win-Loss record at this point in the season is not where anyone would like it to be. A loss is a loss, but I am encouraged that in each of our last three games, all decided by one score or less, that the Razorbacks had a chance in the later stages of each to earn a win. I can assure you that no one is more disappointed that we were unable to do that, than the young men and the coaching staff who have put in countless hours in preparation for this season.

However, within this program, our focus is on the opportunities that remain ahead. There is plenty of football left to be played this season and our coaches and student-athletes are continuing to prepare day by day for the remaining six regular season games of Coach Morris' Razorback career.

I hope to see you on Saturday at Razorback Stadium


First draft.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 17, 2019, 03:08:24 PM
We need Gus to just win one game he’s not supposed to. This is our one year no other SEC schools will be looking.
Rutgers is going to hire Joe Moorhead, looks like.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 17, 2019, 03:10:52 PM
Rutgers is going to hire Joe Moorhead, looks like.
That’s fine we won’t be in competition with them. Just need Gus to beat UGA or somebody.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 17, 2019, 03:13:04 PM
Obviously, it is your opinion he has a complete lack of buy in, and part of that is based on this deal with his son.  He's bought a $3 million dollar house in Fayetteville, and he practically lives at the Football Facility.  I don't think it is a buy in problem.  I think it is the simple fact he probably was a very good assistant coach, but starting with his stint at SMU, which showed modest improvement, and some hurdles, and onto what he's doing here, with hurdles as well, he doesn't seem cut out to be a head coach.

I haven't taken it on myself to defend him at every corner.  I believe whoever we hire/hired, they should receive ample time to prove themselves.  I would think 3 to 4 years is ample time.  The problem with a 3 to 4 year period of proving yourself is there needs to be measurable improvement.  I haven't seen enough improvement, and yes I see more backwards steps at times.  Me saying I think he'll get one more year, but will have to reload his staff is not me going out of my way to defend him.  Not one bit.  It's what I think will happen based on how the U of A seems to do things these days.  To clarify, and I've stated this several times recently, it's my feeling he's in way over his head. Should he be fired?  I think that is pretty inevitable, but I don't think the PTB have the same timeline as most fans. 

Finally, I see no need to trash the guy.  Day in and day out he's attacked for his huge buyout, his son and wife finishing school back in Dallas, he's stuttering in press conferences.  This seems unnecessary to me.  Fans get emotional about their favorite team.  I admit to really getting after Houston Nutt on this website back in the day.  His ego and extracurricular activities made him a pretty easy target.  All Coach Morris has done is try his best.  He just doesn't seem to be the right guy for the job.  If he starts attacking the fans verbally, or does unprofessional things, I may change may tune. 

You say what you just said about his family not living here, and then you want proof that his daughter's here.  She's a graduate student who now works with the recruiting department.  I would think after the Petrino episode, she went through the proper procedures, and I believe (may be wrong) she's a communications major, so she's probably a good candidate for that.  I know they have a hard time keeping that department filled.    Now, is that supporting Morris at every corner?  Funny, I'm just answering your question.

points well taken

Ultimately, I suppose I am "upset" with those responsible for hiring Morris, moreso than Morris himself.

Times have changed and so have the Razorbacks. It is what it is. Back in the day, there was NOTHING better than being a Razorback. ((also, I'm not allowed within like 50 yards of any school)) Those days seem to be gone. Perhaps they will return.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 17, 2019, 03:14:17 PM


Stoops can fly the razorchopper back and forth to Norman every day for work.

i bet he could win 2 sec games via skype
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 17, 2019, 03:56:13 PM
If we could go back to when Morris was hired and asked people "what is the worst case scenario that could play out?" would anyone have imagined that it would be this bad?  Really the only way that it could be worse would be to have lost to Portland St.  Other than that, we are pretty much living in the worst case scenario, and paying pretty handsomely for it.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 17, 2019, 04:21:45 PM
https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/from-the-desk-of-your-ad-oct17/

Back in Razorback Stadium
While the Coach Nolan Richardson Court Unveiling is the culminating event of the weekend, on Saturday morning we host the Auburn Tigers at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium at 11 a.m. I know that our student-athletes are looking forward to ‘Running Through the A’ in front of our home crowd for the matchup of SEC Western Division teams.

Clearly, our Win-Loss record at this point in the season is not where anyone would like it to be. A loss is a loss, but I am encouraged that in each of our last three games, all decided by one score or less, that the Razorbacks had a chance in the later stages of each to earn a win. I can assure you that no one is more disappointed that we were unable to do that, than the young men and the coaching staff who have put in countless hours in preparation for this season.

However, within this program, our focus is on the opportunities that remain ahead. There is plenty of football left to be played this season and our coaches and student-athletes are continuing to prepare day by day for the remaining six regular season games on our schedule.

I hope to see you on Saturday at Razorback Stadium


Cowardice statement, that means nothing.

The statement was worded perfectly so that someone could read into it whatever they want to read into it. They teach that in "Intro to AD 101." Good job Hunter!

All Yurachek needs is for Morris to win one game, and he's keeping his dumb ass.

...and believe it or not, we're such a mess right now that if the Hogs get an SEC win against Miss St..he'll probably get an extension.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 17, 2019, 04:25:45 PM
I've already come to a pissed off acceptance that we're keeping the slack-jawed goober for another year.  If he gets a contract extension, I am done. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 17, 2019, 04:50:22 PM
I've already come to a pissed off acceptance that we're keeping the slack-jawed goober for another year.  If he gets a contract extension, I am done.
No reason to be pissed off. Morris will be gone soon.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 17, 2019, 05:15:09 PM
When he was hired, I thought we’d be bad.  I never expected us to be downright shitty. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 17, 2019, 09:11:00 PM
If we could go back to when Morris was hired and asked people "what is the worst case scenario that could play out?" would anyone have imagined that it would be this bad?  Really the only way that it could be worse would be to have lost to Portland St.  Other than that, we are pretty much living in the worst case scenario, and paying pretty handsomely for it.

Nope. no one at all.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 17, 2019, 09:43:40 PM
If we could go back to when Morris was hired and asked people "what is the worst case scenario that could play out?" would anyone have imagined that it would be this bad?  Really the only way that it could be worse would be to have lost to Portland St.  Other than that, we are pretty much living in the worst case scenario, and paying pretty handsomely for it.

Yep, pretty much.  All we have to do is lose to WKU to plumb depths of football misery that most of us would have believed impossible in January of 2012.  Over the last seven years when we’ve felt like we’ve reached rock bottom, reality comes along and says “Hold my beer.”
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on October 17, 2019, 09:56:32 PM
I think Yurachek had to say something because they expect attendance to be bad. Interesting he put the football story in middle.

Yeah Chad's done.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tampa TechnoHOG on October 18, 2019, 03:34:26 AM
https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/from-the-desk-of-your-ad-oct17/

Back in Razorback Stadium
While the Coach Nolan Richardson Court Unveiling is the culminating event of the weekend, on Saturday morning we host the Auburn Tigers at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium at 11 a.m. I know that our student-athletes are looking forward to ‘Running Through the A’ in front of our home crowd for the matchup of SEC Western Division teams.

Clearly, our Win-Loss record at this point in the season is not where anyone would like it to be. A loss is a loss, but I am encouraged that in each of our last three games, all decided by one score or less, that the Razorbacks had a chance in the later stages of each to earn a win. I can assure you that no one is more disappointed that we were unable to do that, than the young men and the coaching staff who have put in countless hours in preparation for this season.

However, within this program, our focus is on the opportunities that remain ahead. There is plenty of football left to be played this season and our coaches and student-athletes are continuing to prepare day by day for the remaining six regular season games on our schedule.

I hope to see you on Saturday at Razorback Stadium


Those Tea leaves read bitter.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 18, 2019, 04:31:07 AM
https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/from-the-desk-of-your-ad-oct17/

Back in Razorback Stadium
While the Coach Nolan Richardson Court Unveiling is the culminating event of the weekend, on Saturday morning we host the Auburn Tigers at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium at 11 a.m. I know that our student-athletes are looking forward to ‘Running Through the A’ in front of our home crowd for the matchup of SEC Western Division teams.

Clearly, our Win-Loss record at this point in the season is not where anyone would like it to be. A loss is a loss, but I am encouraged that in each of our last three games, all decided by one score or less, that the Razorbacks had a chance in the later stages of each to earn a win. I can assure you that no one is more disappointed that we were unable to do that, than the young men and the coaching staff who have put in countless hours in preparation for this season.

However, within this program, our focus is on the opportunities that remain ahead. There is plenty of football left to be played this season and our coaches and student-athletes are continuing to prepare day by day for the remaining six regular season games on our schedule.

I hope to see you on Saturday at Razorback Stadium


I bet the hours could be counted. 

Well, at least the number it looks like they’ve prepared. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NostraHOGus on October 18, 2019, 04:47:18 AM
Those Tea leaves read bitter.

The totally unnecessary "However" speaks volumes.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 18, 2019, 05:19:09 AM
I think Yurachek had to say something because they expect attendance to be bad. Interesting he put the football story in middle.

Yeah Chad's done.

Same.

The mere fact this statement was put out at least shows he's not putting his head in the sand, or at least giving the perception of doing it.

I'm heartened by the fact he didn't try a wag the dog tactic by pivoting to GPAs or "student" being the first word in "student-athlete" like Long so often did in his smarmy communiques. The line about being competitive strikes me as a veiled defense of the players, not the coaches, especially with the throw in about having "a chance in the later stages of each to win." Reads more and more like the dreaded vote of confidence. At the very least, he's showing that he knows fans are pissed and rightly so.

This gives me hope.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 18, 2019, 07:13:51 AM
How do you use playing time as a recruiting pitch when you don’t play freshmen and you have some of those freshmen hitting the portal?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 18, 2019, 07:26:06 AM
How do you use playing time as a recruiting pitch when you don’t play freshmen and you have some of those freshmen hitting the portal?

Not littering the field with freshmen last year after the 6th loss was the dumbest thing he did. All 4 of our remaining conference games should have been one big live practice for underclassmen to take their lumps and get ready for the future. Instead he kept trotting out the Santos Ramirezes of the world who still had a ton of quit in them leftover from the Bert era.

Petrino basically starting over in 2008 and cutting guys like Antwain Robinson who were Nutt holdovers and effectively mutinying was what helped set the table for 2009 and 2010.
Title: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 18, 2019, 07:34:52 AM
Not littering the field with freshmen last year after the 6th loss was the dumbest thing he did. All 4 of our remaining conference games should have been one big live practice for underclassmen to take their lumps and get ready for the future. Instead he kept trotting out the Santos Ramirezes of the world who still had a ton of quit in them leftover from the Bert era.

Petrino basically starting over in 2008 and cutting guys like Antwain Robinson who were Nutt holdovers and effectively mutinying was what helped set the table for 2009 and 2010.
This is where I broke on Chad. He should have at that point did the big fuck you to all the quitters and gone single platoon is needed to get new players their battle scars.  He took last year off as a freebie.  Same this season. 

I think HY is referencing in his note that he sees great effort being wasted with bad coaching.  If your wife or 9 year old is saying WTF during a game you can bet Yuri is as well.  Winning is winning, but there are all kinds of losing, and we are losing in all the wrong ways. I think he sees it every day.

I also think if there weren’t a buyout to work around this experiment would be over. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 18, 2019, 08:43:02 AM
I also think if there weren’t a buyout to work around this experiment would be over.
It'll be over after 6 more games.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 18, 2019, 08:56:11 AM
It'll be over after 6 more games.

You're posting like you know something.  PM a mod or something.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 18, 2019, 11:40:44 AM
When he was hired, I thought we’d be bad.  I never expected us to be downright shitty.

I was the same way.  I thought we'd hover somewhere near the 4-8 or 5-7 area, but I never envisioned us being one of the absolute worst in the country.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 18, 2019, 12:21:58 PM
I was the same way.  I thought we'd hover somewhere near the 4-8 or 5-7 area, but I never envisioned us being one of the absolute worst in the country.

Same.

I figured he'd be another Bert with a 6-6, 7-5 type of ceiling. But I never knew the floor would be this low.

Think about this -- the guy has lowered the bar so much that people are preparing themselves for another year of Morris simply in the event that he goes 3-9. Who in the hell ever thought we'd say that a coach would get another year after going 3 and fricking 9 because he'd INCREASED his year over year win total?

To quote Ron Burgundy, "I'm not even mad, that's amazing."
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 18, 2019, 12:24:08 PM
I was the same way.  I thought we'd hover somewhere near the 4-8 or 5-7 area, but I never envisioned us being one of the absolute worst in the country.
same but I honestly don’t even give a fuck at this point. And honestly I don’t have a lot of faith that the power that be will even can chad after this season. I’m just gonna try and focus on basketball. Duck our football program
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 18, 2019, 12:31:15 PM
Same.

I figured he'd be another Bert with a 6-6, 7-5 type of ceiling. But I never knew the floor would be this low.

Think about this -- the guy has lowered the bar so much that people are preparing themselves for another year of Morris simply in the event that he goes 3-9. Who in the hell ever thought we'd say that a coach would get another year after going 3 and fricking 9 because he'd INCREASED his year over year win total?

To quote Ron Burgundy, "I'm not even mad, that's amazing."

It sickens me.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 18, 2019, 01:27:42 PM
Think about this -- the guy has lowered the bar so much that people are preparing themselves for another year of Morris simply in the event that he goes 3-9. Who in the hell ever thought we'd say that a coach would get another year after going 3 and fricking 9 because he'd INCREASED his year over year win total?
This shitty  :morris: clown’s greatest achievement is lowering the bar so low even he can stay employed.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Red Death on October 18, 2019, 02:21:26 PM
This shitty  :morris: clown’s greatest achievement is lowering the bar so low even he can stay employed.

This is why I think our job will be real attractive.   I’ve followed employees who were so terrible that even I looked like a genius.

Literally if Houston Nutt results showed up there would be no dark side for 10 years. 

Maybe 20 after Chad.  We are so desperate. 

Duck Arkansas football.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HRC on October 18, 2019, 04:43:49 PM
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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 18, 2019, 05:14:07 PM
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Man, Club Dub was a very shitty idea.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 18, 2019, 08:50:03 PM
This is why I think our job will be real attractive.   I’ve followed employees who were so terrible that even I looked like a genius.

Agreed.

However, the downside to that is it effectively lowers the bar for performance expectations out of the gate of the new coach, and our administration needs to cut that shit out.

Long telling Bert he got a hall pass for the first two years was the death knell for us, and it didn't help things that Morris essentially got to take year 1 off as well. Outside of guys who are football-crazed sociopaths like Saban, Urban and Petrino, college football coaches are normal people who are going to take that slack if you let them have it.

The absolute last thing we need to do is give the next coach a hall pass. Tell his ass the expectation is a bowl game in year 1. It might be unpossible, but push them. As is the case in the workplace, performance rises with expectations.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 18, 2019, 09:45:34 PM
This will be an attractive job as long as yuri  lets Chad fail on his own.  If the players play hard and coaching decisions fuck then then other coaches will see that. SEC, big money, nice place to live. We’ll be fine getting our next future former coach.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: billy_ocean_fan on October 18, 2019, 09:57:12 PM
i bet he could win 2 sec games via skype

Just the fumes from his piss in the locker room urinal is good for a win over kentucky.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 18, 2019, 10:27:46 PM
Stoops could tape a piece of chalk to his dick, helicopter it across a chalkboard and end up with better schemes than this group of clueless yokels we have now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 18, 2019, 10:37:10 PM
Stoops could tape a piece of chalk to his dick, helicopter it across a chalkboard and end up with better schemes than this group of clueless yokels we have now.

Yeah. That’s not disturbing at all.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 18, 2019, 10:42:51 PM
Yeah. That’s not disturbing at all.

It is, but what’s more disturbing is it’s true.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 18, 2019, 10:57:54 PM
Stoops could tape a piece of chalk to his dick, helicopter it across a chalkboard and end up with better schemes than this group of clueless yokels we have now.

Rock Chalk Stoops Cock.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 18, 2019, 11:27:04 PM
Rock Chalk Stoops Cock.

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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: wmr on October 19, 2019, 08:54:40 AM
College Gameday is having a feature about the amazing resurgence of SMU (after they got rid of Chad).

Fuck our stupid-ass leadership.

 :suicide: :suicide:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 19, 2019, 08:56:45 AM
So how much is Chad gonna play JSJ today?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on October 19, 2019, 09:20:09 AM
So how much is Chad gonna play JSJ today?

all of the minutes after starkel and hicks are maimed
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 19, 2019, 09:32:03 AM
all of the minutes after starkel and hicks are maimed
Chad gonna use JSJ to hit Auburn with these RPO QB runs they ain’t ready for.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bogey7 on October 19, 2019, 09:37:28 AM
Chad gonna use JSJ to hit Auburn with these RPO QB runs they ain’t ready for.

Proving the previous 18 games were all part of Chad's strategry for this one game against his hero.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 19, 2019, 09:47:40 AM
Damn, the SMU segment is on now

And no credit to Chad
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 19, 2019, 09:52:43 AM
Damn, the SMU segment is on now

And no credit to Chad

Real heroes don’t require accolades.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 19, 2019, 12:04:29 PM
29 total yards.  Offensive genius he is.   :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 19, 2019, 12:08:39 PM
29 total yards.  Offensive genius he is.   :morris:

Hey we’re averaging a first down per quarter.  Ease up. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: SpiderHam on October 19, 2019, 12:17:53 PM
A TJ Hammons sighting.  We are pulling out all the stops
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 19, 2019, 01:33:32 PM
Can
His
Ass
Dammit
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 19, 2019, 02:19:51 PM
Can we put the "they don't quit" shit to bed now?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 19, 2019, 02:23:48 PM
Can we put the "they don't quit" shit to bed now?

There is a transfer portal kiosk down by the south end zone. It’s got a long line.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 19, 2019, 03:20:27 PM
 :beer:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 19, 2019, 03:22:17 PM
Do your damn job Hunter!

Dude.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Peanut Adams on October 19, 2019, 03:22:54 PM
Fuck this cunty little bill of goods bitch. Hunter too.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on October 19, 2019, 03:23:13 PM
Do your damn job Hunter!

a little over the top there, buddy
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Icom 2200 on October 19, 2019, 04:37:28 PM
Get the man with the airplane and signs
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 19, 2019, 04:42:01 PM
I do t get the hate for HY. Canning him today or after Thanksgiving doesn’t matter. i think he will cut him loose   If he doesn’t, hate on.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 19, 2019, 05:30:05 PM
I do t get the hate for HY. Canning him today or after Thanksgiving doesn’t matter. i think he will cut him loose   If he doesn’t, hate on.

This is where I am. Firing him today or at the end of the season isn’t going to change how the season turns out. Waiting until the end of the season has a little upside as it will leave no doubt he’s not the right person for the job. In the meantime it doesn’t stop HY from talking to agents and being close to having a new coach in early-mid December.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 19, 2019, 05:40:46 PM
I do t get the hate for HY. Canning him today or after Thanksgiving doesn’t matter. i think he will cut him loose   If he doesn’t, hate on.
It's ultimately not his hire, at least canning him now puts you ahead of the market, so to speak.
Still, I'm not going to hate on the guy for giving this coach 2 seasons.
We're just not making any progress at all and it's obvious.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogNrock on October 19, 2019, 05:42:35 PM
This is where I am. Firing him today or at the end of the season isn’t going to change how the season turns out. Waiting until the end of the season has a little upside as it will leave no doubt he’s not the right person for the job. In the meantime it doesn’t stop HY from talking to agents and being close to having a new coach in early-mid December.

Agreed.  We missed on Norvell 2 years ago.  Go ahead and lock him up behind the scenes then when the final whistle blows against Mizzou...can Chad, announce Norvell the next day, profit.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on October 19, 2019, 05:47:17 PM
It's ultimately not his hire, at least canning him now puts you ahead of the market, so to speak.
Still, I'm not going to hate on the guy for giving this coach 2 seasons.
We're just not making any progress at all and it's obvious.
Petrino inherited a shit sammich. But you could see the progress. I’m not seeing any progress.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 19, 2019, 06:08:14 PM
Petrino inherited a shit sammich. But you could see the progress. I’m not seeing any progress.

You can see our players for the most part playing hard.  The lack of progress is the ongoing ineptitude of every phase of coaching.  Poor preparation, horrific game awareness, no football IQ, stupid play calling, dumb personnel packages.

Our players are like the Polish cavalry against the German paneers. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 19, 2019, 08:39:35 PM
There is not very much give a fuck with this group at all.
The whole "they're playing hard schtick" needs to go.
That's all on the coaches.
These kids are not playing hard for them as a whole. It's the biggest red flag of them all.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 19, 2019, 09:03:10 PM




Our players are like the Polish cavalry against the German paneers.

You would think they would have an easier time against cheese.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogustus on October 19, 2019, 09:07:18 PM

You would think they would have an easier time against cheese.
Snicker.  Especially Indian cheese made by Germans.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 19, 2019, 09:13:32 PM
I love the smell of paneer tikka in the morning. Smells like...victory.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 19, 2019, 09:26:56 PM
There is not very much give a fuck with this group at all.
The whole "they're playing hard schtick" needs to go.
That's all on the coaches.
These kids are not playing hard for them as a whole. It's the biggest red flag of them all.

That’s disappointing to hear.

I have not watched today’s game yet,  but if they didn’t play hard today, that’s the first time it’s happened this year.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 19, 2019, 09:27:32 PM
There is not very much give a fuck with this group at all.
The whole "they're playing hard schtick" needs to go.
That's all on the coaches.
These kids are not playing hard for them as a whole. It's the biggest red flag of them all.

I think from the HC to the second #99, there's a whole lot of "Idk wtf to do anymore....out of ideas." Leads to going through the motions.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 19, 2019, 10:07:17 PM
Snicker.  Especially Indian cheese made by Germans.
:borat: I googled it too.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 19, 2019, 10:16:04 PM
I love the smell of paneer tikka in the morning. Smells like...victory.
I had it from the indian restaurant down the street a while ago. Pretty good.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 19, 2019, 10:33:12 PM
I had it from the indian restaurant down the street a while ago. Pretty good.
 

For a weapon of mass destruction, it's pretty tasty.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on October 19, 2019, 11:31:55 PM
We look like the same team from last year. Yes the talent is better, but the same poor play calling, no offensive identity, waiting for it to all unravel discombobulated shitshow. Can't play as a team, can only find new ways to lose.

They'll be laughing at us for years for that fake punt,  just like the NT punt return last year.

I really hate everything Razorback football has become.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 20, 2019, 12:08:00 AM
They'll be laughing at us for years for that fake punt,  just like the NT punt return last year.

I really hate everything Razorback football has become.

It's amazing that we seem to have become a factory for WTF "can you believe that shit" blooper highlights.

It's like the karma bill came due for the 4th and 25 play against Ole Miss and we're having to pay it off in installments.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 20, 2019, 12:08:21 AM
We look like the same team from last year. Yes the talent is better, but the same poor play calling, no offensive identity, waiting for it to all unravel discombobulated shitshow. Can't play as a team, can only find new ways to lose.

They'll be laughing at us for years for that fake punt,  just like the NT punt return last year.

I really hate everything Razorback football has become.

I’ve never in my life seen a team with such a lack of identity. The offense literally looks like a group of ragtag 12 year olds running plays they’ve scratched in the dirt just before the play. The offensive play calling has no rhyme or reason at all. If I didn’t know better, I’d say Craddock chooses a play by closing his eyes and picking the one his finger lands on, the defense be damned.

Our defense tries to show signs of giving a fuck, but it seems like every other team has learned that if they’re in a 3rd down situation they can simply spread the field a little and let their QB run as far has he needs to pick up the first. Remember when we could have a team at 3rd and 12 or so and feel really confident they wouldn’t be able able to pick up the 1st down? That has flown the fuck out of the window. It’s doesn’t matter now, 3rd and 15 might as well be 3rd and inches. The results are the same. And if a QB has the ability to put one foot in front of the other, he might as well be Hussain fucking Bolt, the results are the same.

And poor Hicks... he has his mind made up where the ball is going before the ball is snapped every fucking play no matter how well our receiver is covered. Fuck a check down. Snap and throw. I understand some of that has to do with having to get the ball out fast due to the fact that our Oline couldnt block a blowup sock’em doll if their life depended on it.

We can’t seem to find a punter that can kick anything over 38yrds and he tosses a football like a 12 year old girl basketball player and we fucking pooch kick directly after scoring a touchdown to give them the ball at their own 40.

Every single aspect of fundamental football is missing from this team and that falls directly at the feet of Chad shit sucking Morris. The level of incompetence he has brought to this program is literally historical. I was watching the CSU game last year with my dad, and when Chad decided to punt on 4th and 1, I told my that 1. That just lost us the game and 2. Chad doesn’t have any football instinct and he’d never win here. But I never ever thought he would turn out to be as incompetent as he has.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on October 20, 2019, 12:12:04 AM
Reminder that next week we play Alabama. Last year when we played them it was called a moral victory.

We lost 65-31.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 20, 2019, 12:29:51 AM
Maybe next time we shouldn't hire a coach who hangs his hat on (and all too often references) what he did as an assistant years ago, especially when that program has reached new heights after he left.

Clemson is LIGHT YEARS better since he left than when he was there. SMU basically turned over their roster and is in the top 20 two years after he left. I'm not a detective, but maybe he's just shitty at coaching football in general.

I fully expect us to be in a NY6 bowl next year provided we don't completely fuck up this next hire, which we of course will.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on October 20, 2019, 12:33:55 AM
Maybe next time we shouldn't hire a coach who hangs his hat on (and all too often references) what he did as an assistant years ago, especially when that program has reached new heights after he left.

Clemson is LIGHT YEARS better since he left than when he was there. SMU basically turned over their roster and is in the top 20 two years after he left. I'm not a detective, but maybe he's just shitty at coaching football in general.

I fully expect us to be in a NY6 bowl next year provided we don't completely fuck up this next hire, which we of course will.

All he did at Clemson was show Dabo what kind of offense he should be running. Clemson upgraded at the OC position as soon as Chad was gone and suddenly they went from a really good team to an elite one.

Chad Morris is the MoviePass of coaches.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 20, 2019, 12:53:54 AM
Reminder that next week we play Alabama. Last year when we played them it was called a moral victory.

We lost 65-31.



That's because we scored 31 points on Bama's marching band. Nobody else scored that many points on Bama! (puffs out chest)

 :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 20, 2019, 07:14:59 AM
It's amazing that we seem to have become a factory for WTF "can you believe that shit" blooper highlights.

It's like the karma bill came due for the 4th and 25 play against Ole Miss and we're having to pay it off in installments.

Add in the play when our receiver tackled our running back, and that’s three viral lowlights in 19 games for Chaggie. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 20, 2019, 07:28:04 AM
Re: the original thread title, my opinion is that he is not a good head coach of college American football.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 20, 2019, 08:01:10 AM
I just don't understand why they can't fire him today.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 20, 2019, 08:27:27 AM
I just don't understand why they can't fire him today.

I think the easiest way to understand it is, more than one powerful person has a voice in it, and they don't all agree, and it takes time for the powerful people to come to agreement, or for one faction to win out over another.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 20, 2019, 08:42:09 AM
I think the easiest way to understand it is, more than one powerful person has a voice in it, and they don't all agree, and it takes time for the powerful people to come to agreement, or for one faction to win out over another.

I guess

It's almost as if a lot folks like the fact that were awful, and want it to continue.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: IH8LSU on October 20, 2019, 09:07:26 AM
Karma is what will happen when  (currently) 5-2 WKU comes here with Ty Storey.

If an opponent can play together like a team, they will beat us.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Razor B on October 20, 2019, 09:39:31 AM
HY would ruin his career keeping Chad next year.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hog Sauce on October 20, 2019, 10:06:43 AM
HY would ruin his career keeping Chad next year.

And Morris has his son to think about too.  Bringing him onboard drags him into this dumpster fire, and he can't be thrilled about exposing him to all that entails. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 20, 2019, 10:15:32 AM
And Morris has his son to think about too.  Bringing him onboard drags him into this dumpster fire, and he can't be thrilled about exposing him to all that entails.

This is a good angle to getting rid of Morris. It’s kind of a reverse kidnapping thing.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Guardrail on October 20, 2019, 01:26:11 PM
Is he fired yet ?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 20, 2019, 02:05:19 PM
Never seen it so dead in Fayetteville on a SEC game weekend. Stadium was dead. Dickson was a ghost town.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 20, 2019, 02:06:33 PM
What happens if this retarded dipshit lucks out and wins a game? And if that happens, it will purely be luck. I seriously hope we lose out so there will be no doubt at all what needs to happen.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 20, 2019, 02:15:23 PM
What happens if this retarded dipshit lucks out and wins a game? And if that happens, it will purely be luck. I seriously hope we lose out so there will be no doubt at all what needs to happen.

Don’t worry. Chad’s already said they’ve been holding some guys back. Got to keep those secret weapons air tight until you really really need them.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: CardHog on October 20, 2019, 02:20:33 PM
What happens if this retarded dipshit lucks out and wins a game? And if that happens, it will purely be luck. I seriously hope we lose out so there will be no doubt at all what needs to happen.

Remember all of the players that helped turn Nutts tenure into a 10 year career?  That very well may be in the making for Chad right now.

I don't think anyone would argue that we have a very talented Freshmen class and IF KJ is as good as we all hope he is, it might just be the right recipe for Morris to prolong his career.

For that to happen though, he would need to survive this year.  His entire career may hinge on the Mississippi State game.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 20, 2019, 02:24:45 PM
Remember all of the players that helped turn Nutts tenure into a 10 year career?  That very well may be in the making for Chad right now.

I don't think anyone would argue that we have a very talented Freshmen class and IF KJ is as good as we all hope he is, it might just be the right recipe for Morris to prolong his career.

For that to happen though, he would need to survive this year.  His entire career may hinge on the Mississippi State game.

and unlike Nutt’s tenure, these recruits aren’t tied to the University of Arkansas. They can portal this bitch if they don’t like the new coach.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 20, 2019, 02:27:04 PM
Remember all of the players that helped turn Nutts tenure into a 10 year career?  That very well may be in the making for Chad right now.

I don't think anyone would argue that we have a very talented Freshmen class and IF KJ is as good as we all hope he is, it might just be the right recipe for Morris to prolong his career.

For that to happen though, he would need to survive this year.  His entire career may hinge on the Mississippi State game.

No, Darren MacFadden or Matt Jones ain't walking through that door. And they're not already in the locker room, either.

And even with the gap between Chad's and Hootie's coaching, it would take DMac and MJ PLUS Barry Sanders and John Elway and JJ Watt and Lynn Swann and Too Tall Jones and Steve Atwater and Troy Palumalu and Dick Butkus and Tony Gonzalez, to make a difference.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 20, 2019, 02:30:12 PM
What happens if this retarded dipshit lucks out and wins a game? And if that happens, it will purely be luck. I seriously hope we lose out so there will be no doubt at all what needs to happen.

Good question, even Pelphrey managed to beat a pair of top 25 teams back to back no less.

Hey!! We're favored in ONE remaining game!! 65.8% projected win percentage vs WKU!!!!

Our average win probability is 44.6%  !!!!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 20, 2019, 02:37:52 PM
Good question, even Pelphrey managed to beat a pair of top 25 teams back to back no less.

Hey!! We're favored in ONE remaining game!! 65.8% projected win percentage vs WKU!!!!

Our average win probability is 44.6%  !!!!


So your saying there’s a chance?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 20, 2019, 02:41:30 PM
This fucker can’t even keep us in the BOTTOM 10.  Maybe after getting rolled by the Gus Bus. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27855893/georgia-bulldogs-stuck-doghouse-bottom-10%3fplatform=amp

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Das Uberschwein on October 20, 2019, 07:53:18 PM
...it would take DMac and MJ PLUS Barry Sanders and John Elway and JJ Watt and Lynn Swann and Too Tall Jones and Steve Atwater and Troy Palumalu and Dick Butkus and Tony Gonzalez, to make a difference.

So your saying there’s a chance?

 :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Das Uberschwein on October 20, 2019, 07:55:20 PM
This fucker can’t even keep us in the BOTTOM 10.  Maybe after getting rolled by the Gus Bus. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27855893/georgia-bulldogs-stuck-doghouse-bottom-10%3fplatform=amp

Surely the fake punt will cinch it.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 20, 2019, 07:57:16 PM
This fucker can’t even keep us in the BOTTOM 10.  Maybe after getting rolled by the Gus Bus. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27855893/georgia-bulldogs-stuck-doghouse-bottom-10%3fplatform=amp

But we're an honorable mention listed as "Aren't-kansas"

THAT'S how far we've fallen.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 20, 2019, 08:44:03 PM
But we're an honorable mention listed as "Aren't-kansas"

THAT'S how far we've fallen.

Yes I know.  We were in the rankings though.   I guess those narrow moral victories fooled those guys. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 20, 2019, 08:51:13 PM
This fucker can’t even keep us in the BOTTOM 10.  Maybe after getting rolled by the Gus Bus. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27855893/georgia-bulldogs-stuck-doghouse-bottom-10%3fplatform=amp

That’s some bullshit. We deserve to be bottom 5. Man, we even suck at sucking.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on October 20, 2019, 08:53:10 PM
That’s some bullshit. We deserve to be bottom 5. Man, we even suck at sucking.

any fbs bottom 10 team list that doesn't have arkansas in it is completely invalid.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogustus on October 20, 2019, 11:20:00 PM
Good question, even Pelphrey managed to beat a pair of top 25 teams back to back no less.

Hey!! We're favored in ONE remaining game!! 65.8% projected win percentage vs WKU!!!!

Our average win probability is 44.6%  !!!!
How the hell did you take those numbers and get 44.6%?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 21, 2019, 12:19:19 AM
How the hell did you take those numbers and get 44.6%?

I was told there would be no math.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: clintcommander on October 21, 2019, 12:29:05 AM
Oof.
 
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The Crimson Tide beat Tennessee, as noted above, but lost quarterback Tua Tagovailoa for at least one game after a high ankle sprain. Alabama sent out a release Sunday saying that Tagovailoa had surgery on the ankle — a “tightrope” procedure that will add stability. It’s the same procedure he had done on his other ankle last year during the period between the SEC championship game (Dec. 1, 2018) and the Sugar Bowl (Dec. 29). For now, all that matters is getting Tagovailoa back at something approaching 100 percent by the time LSU arrives Nov. 9. Next: Arkansas Saturday, a meek opponent who should be handled easily enough by backup QB Mac Jones.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/forde-yard-dash-three-old-school-football-moments-that-made-for-a-riveting-week-8/ar-AAJ5wcT?li=BBnb7Kz (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/forde-yard-dash-three-old-school-football-moments-that-made-for-a-riveting-week-8/ar-AAJ5wcT?li=BBnb7Kz)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 21, 2019, 01:34:44 AM
Oof.
 
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/forde-yard-dash-three-old-school-football-moments-that-made-for-a-riveting-week-8/ar-AAJ5wcT?li=BBnb7Kz (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/forde-yard-dash-three-old-school-football-moments-that-made-for-a-riveting-week-8/ar-AAJ5wcT?li=BBnb7Kz)

That’s what they all think until we pull out one of our double triple top secret trick plays. Could it be the Dr. Pepper halftime double handed heave fake punt or will he have our running backs collide into each other on a barely legal hybrid double screen reverse from the shotgun? Watch us run the wildcat 5 times in a row without the threat of a pass. That’s right there is barebones psychological warfare. We’ve been known to to let a team take a fair catch for a TD just to let them get a false sense of security. Wait until we trot out two players with the same number. Talk about fucking with the other teams head. We’re gonna pull a motherfucking Harry Houdini on ole Nick’s brainhole when we get flagged for an illegal formation straight out of a timeout. 4th and 1 on their 40 after already completing a 4th down conversion? Forget about it. Conventional play calling says go for it, then BAM we’re gonna fucking punt just to rattle that tiny little Saban brain. 2 minutes to go before the half with two timeouts on the Bama 40, you say? Fuck you, we’re headed to the locker room for orange slices and fruit punch cause Chad don’t give a fuck, buster. You gonna dare us to toss it to the edges, well just hide and watch cause we’re gonna do it over and over and over no matter how many tackles for a loss it results in. Strategic-less chaos is the name of the game and ChadMo is the master. We may be a bit retarded and confused but by gawd the team isn’t meek...it’s fragile.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 21, 2019, 04:02:43 AM
That’s what they all think until we pull out one of our double triple top secret trick plays. Could it be the Dr. Pepper halftime double handed heave fake punt or will he have our running backs collide into each other on a barely legal hybrid double screen reverse from the shotgun? Watch us run the wildcat 5 times in a row without the threat of a pass. That’s right there is barebones psychological warfare. We’ve been known to to let a team take a fair catch for a TD just to let them get a false sense of security. Wait until we trot out two players with the same number. Talk about fucking with the other teams head. We’re gonna pull a motherfucking Harry Houdini on ole Nick’s brainhole when we get flagged for an illegal formation straight out of a timeout. 4th and 1 on their 40 after already completing a 4th down conversion? Forget about it. Conventional play calling says go for it, then BAM we’re gonna fucking punt just to rattle that tiny little Saban brain. 2 minutes to go before the half with two timeouts on the Bama 40, you say? Fuck you, we’re headed to the locker room for orange slices and fruit punch cause Chad don’t give a fuck, buster. You gonna dare us to toss it to the edges, well just hide and watch cause we’re gonna do it over and over and over no matter how many tackles for a loss it results in. Strategic-less chaos is the name of the game and ChadMo is the master. We may be a bit retarded and confused but by gawd the team isn’t meek...it’s fragile.

You mad, bro?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bleedinred on October 21, 2019, 04:51:57 AM
Let’s say we beat a Tua-less Alabama. Does that change anything?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tampa TechnoHOG on October 21, 2019, 05:08:35 AM
Let’s say we beat a Tua-less Alabama. Does that change anything?

In Hammer Clown's mind, yes.  For the rest of us, no.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hizhog on October 21, 2019, 08:21:40 AM
Oof.
 
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/forde-yard-dash-three-old-school-football-moments-that-made-for-a-riveting-week-8/ar-AAJ5wcT?li=BBnb7Kz (https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/forde-yard-dash-three-old-school-football-moments-that-made-for-a-riveting-week-8/ar-AAJ5wcT?li=BBnb7Kz)

If Kentucky can beat us with a Wide Receiver at QB, Bama could beat us with their Elephant taking 100% of the snaps.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 21, 2019, 08:22:13 AM
Let’s say we beat a Tua-less Alabama. Does that change anything?

We lost to a UK team with a WR coming in cold to start at QB.

Even without Tua we're still not going to keep within 30 of Bama.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 21, 2019, 08:45:53 AM
We lost to a UK team with a WR coming in cold to start at QB.

Even without Tua we're still not going to keep within 30 of Bama.
We are going to get the new QB ready for the Corndogs, not like we will give him that much of a challenge.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 21, 2019, 10:18:25 AM
You mad, bro?

Not at all. I was simply displaying some of tricks the Chadster has up his (wizard)sleeve.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Johnny Carson on October 21, 2019, 11:13:00 AM
That’s what they all think until we pull out one of our double triple top secret trick plays. Could it be the Dr. Pepper halftime double handed heave fake punt or will he have our running backs collide into each other on a barely legal hybrid double screen reverse from the shotgun? Watch us run the wildcat 5 times in a row without the threat of a pass. That’s right there is barebones psychological warfare. We’ve been known to to let a team take a fair catch for a TD just to let them get a false sense of security. Wait until we trot out two players with the same number. Talk about fucking with the other teams head. We’re gonna pull a motherfucking Harry Houdini on ole Nick’s brainhole when we get flagged for an illegal formation straight out of a timeout. 4th and 1 on their 40 after already completing a 4th down conversion? Forget about it. Conventional play calling says go for it, then BAM we’re gonna fucking punt just to rattle that tiny little Saban brain. 2 minutes to go before the half with two timeouts on the Bama 40, you say? Fuck you, we’re headed to the locker room for orange slices and fruit punch cause Chad don’t give a fuck, buster. You gonna dare us to toss it to the edges, well just hide and watch cause we’re gonna do it over and over and over no matter how many tackles for a loss it results in. Strategic-less chaos is the name of the game and ChadMo is the master. We may be a bit retarded and confused but by gawd the team isn’t meek...it’s fragile.

When opposing coaches laminate your post and leave it on a recruit’s coffee table, you just assured Chad a two year pass. Cause that’s what Arkansas does hire shitty coaches and make excuses for them.  So thanks a lot Mr. Negative Recruiting King.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 21, 2019, 11:19:08 AM
When opposing coaches laminate your post and leave it on a recruit’s coffee table, you just assured Chad a two year pass. Cause that’s what Arkansas does hire shitty coaches and make excuses for them.  So thanks a lot Mr. Negative Recruiting King.

You’re assuming every recruit has a coffee table in their home.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 21, 2019, 11:33:32 AM
We need to stay the course as Chad says. Let’s fucking lose out. Please.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ray Zorback on October 21, 2019, 11:34:52 AM
We are going to get the new QB ready for the Corndogs, not like we will give him that much of a challenge.

Bama's scout team will give him more of a challenge.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 21, 2019, 11:42:30 AM
You’re assuming every recruit has a coffee table in their home.
or that they read.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 21, 2019, 11:54:43 AM
I can’t wait for those weeks score prediction
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: razorwire on October 21, 2019, 11:56:24 AM
or that they read.
...or that they have a home.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 21, 2019, 12:14:30 PM
Another bullshit press conference. Chaggie definitely sounds like someone who has been assured he’s getting another year.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on October 21, 2019, 12:19:26 PM
Another bullshit press conference. Chaggie definitely sounds like someone who has been assured he’s getting another year.

been saying that for a while. either he's a clueless fool or knows something we don't.

edit:

I guess he could be both
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on October 21, 2019, 12:38:31 PM
I'd rather shut down the program for a year instead of Chad coming back for year 3.  Uofa really wants to prolong this mess and the efforts to rebuild the program another year because why? What in the actual fuck has Chad shown us to think he'll ever get this team to 6 wins in a year?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 21, 2019, 12:40:10 PM
Next year's schedule is going to be brutal.  If they give Chad another year they won't have a choice after he wins 4 more in season 3.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 21, 2019, 12:44:41 PM
Next year's schedule is going to be brutal.  If they give Chad another year they won't have a choice after he wins 4 more in season 3.
2021 even worse. At Georgia, Bama and LSU. Auburn and Texas at home. We’re never going to a fucking bowl again.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 21, 2019, 04:28:26 PM
Burks has just 18 catches in 6 games, that in itself should get some people fired.

The two coordinator press conferences are such contrasts.

Chavis talks about playing freshmen and how they will make mistakes but learn from it.

Chaddock just spews nonsense about how both the QBs have strengths and weakness (never mentions Jones or Jefferson) and the line has to block better as a group.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Olive Branch Hog on October 21, 2019, 05:19:12 PM
Just when I think woopig.net will never be like it used to be in the best of days, you go and post this...


Chad Morris is the MoviePass of coaches.


 :tiw:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 21, 2019, 06:24:58 PM
I can’t wait for those weeks score prediction

Bama’s D will outscore our offense.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 21, 2019, 09:39:08 PM
Bama’s D will outscore our offense.

Yeah but wait until we try the double fake punt pass that will result in a double pick six on a single play!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 21, 2019, 09:42:15 PM
Chad said today that JSJ didn’t play in the junk time because he “didn’t have a package” ready for him.  Lol. This guy is such a loser.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 21, 2019, 10:02:37 PM
Chad said today that JSJ didn’t play in the junk time because he “didn’t have a package” ready for him.  Lol. This guy is such a loser.

Wow, what was he running the spring when he is said to have led the offense to the end zone the most?
None of our quarterbacks have a package so what is he talking about?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 21, 2019, 10:09:29 PM
Chad said today that JSJ didn’t play in the junk time because he “didn’t have a package” ready for him.  Lol. This guy is such a loser.

He’s such a genius that he designs a package for each player?   No wonder our team looks like electronic football guys spinning around in circles. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on October 21, 2019, 10:10:48 PM
thinks that's code for "i'm not getting jerry's grandkid killed".

we lose the next two i bet there's a package for wku.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: snoots on October 21, 2019, 10:31:49 PM
A package meaning a group of plays?  Like plays from the playbook?  A playbook that the QBs all learn?   
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 22, 2019, 01:19:49 AM
Chad said today that JSJ didn’t play in the junk time because he “didn’t have a package” ready for him.  Lol. This guy is such a loser.

Chad doesnt have a package.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 22, 2019, 05:24:33 AM
Chad doesnt have a package.

Guffaw
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sipowicz on October 22, 2019, 06:31:32 AM
You mad, bro?

Accusing an individual human of experiencing a specific emotion cannot possibly negate the validity of their ideas.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 22, 2019, 09:58:23 AM
That’s disappointing to hear.

I have not watched today’s game yet,  but if they didn’t play hard today, that’s the first time it’s happened this year.

I could not disagree more.
We've seen piss-poor effort all year.

I think people are really trying hard to explain away things when they say we've been playing hard.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 22, 2019, 12:54:57 PM
Chad said today that JSJ didn’t play in the junk time because he “didn’t have a package” ready for him.  Lol. This guy is such a loser.

He's so FOS!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Das Uberschwein on October 22, 2019, 01:32:28 PM
Bama’s D will outscore our offense.

Special teams, too, if we revive the good ol' punt/pass.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 22, 2019, 01:44:28 PM
Special teams, too, if we revive the good ol' punt/pass.
I finally looked it up as I had only seen one play up until your post.

Yeah, Alabama will score on that play.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 22, 2019, 01:49:43 PM
Is there any way to bet their D will outscore our O?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 22, 2019, 02:59:44 PM
Is there any way to bet their D will outscore our O?
They will be D'ing our O's all night long.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 22, 2019, 03:21:42 PM
I could see us hanging around in this game for a bit.

I can also hear the Chad apologists afterward using it as fodder.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 22, 2019, 03:23:42 PM
Have we installed a package for JSJ?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 22, 2019, 04:00:12 PM
Have we installed a package for JSJ?


Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 22, 2019, 04:05:46 PM


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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 22, 2019, 04:09:07 PM
Just saw this on footballscoop.com

Chad Morris: Chad Morris has been elected to the Texas High School Football Hall of Fame, it was announced Tuesday. Morris was the head coach at Elysian Fields, Bay City, Stephenville and Austin Lake Travis high schools before joining the college game.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 22, 2019, 04:09:29 PM


You win the Internet today.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 22, 2019, 04:17:26 PM


 :maundoed:

The 36 (3'6") package
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 22, 2019, 04:39:05 PM
Have we installed a package for JSJ?

They’re all short routes.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 22, 2019, 05:05:25 PM
Have we installed a package for JSJ?

Yea, it's called run like hell.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Too Big Pig on October 22, 2019, 05:11:24 PM
Have we installed a package for JSJ?

Trey Biddy saying JSJ took the first snap with the first team today. That seems like it would be some dumb shit we would do.

Or maybe he expects QB #1 and #2 to leave on the medical carts by halftime.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: allswell on October 22, 2019, 05:36:09 PM
Special teams, too, if we revive the good ol' punt/pass.

p for k?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Iron Butterfly on October 22, 2019, 05:57:28 PM
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/sec-head-coach-salaries-ranking-2019/ (https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/sec-head-coach-salaries-ranking-2019/)

If this has been posted already, I'll go find the screen door.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Animal on October 22, 2019, 06:08:20 PM
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/sec-head-coach-salaries-ranking-2019/ (https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/sec-head-coach-salaries-ranking-2019/)

If this has been posted already, I'll go find the screen door.

That’s got to be some motivation for Chad. He gets us to the six win zone and it’s a pay raise to 6 mil per year easy.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 22, 2019, 06:19:01 PM
That’s got to be some motivation for Chad. He gets us to the six win zone and it’s a pay raise to 6 mil per year easy.
With lifetime contract. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 22, 2019, 08:15:14 PM
He’s #1 with a bullet for salary per win. 

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 22, 2019, 08:18:21 PM
Trey Biddy saying JSJ took the first snap with the first team today. That seems like it would be some dumb shit we would do.

Or maybe he expects QB #1 and #2 to leave on the medical carts by halftime.

(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/2a/2a0c30e0634163bbfccf5de28e7e98cdc8e8a7ee35a98f7c8731850f2b6729c4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 22, 2019, 08:20:02 PM
Gag inducing  :sick:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Law and Boarder on October 22, 2019, 08:28:59 PM
If true, it's just more evidence that Chad doesn't have confidence in his own ability and succumbs to public/media pressure.

He has done this all season. Last week they get asked about why Burks isn't getting more touches or a shot in wildcat, and of course he puts it in against AU. Before that it was TJ Hammonds and Craddock says they need to involve him so they get him a jet sweep or two the next game. Questions about why Starkel didn't start against Ole Miss then he starts next week.

Question about JSJ this week and now he's seen taking first team reps...it's Kiwanis kids league level.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: upine on October 22, 2019, 08:39:17 PM
If true, it's just more evidence that Chad doesn't have confidence in his own ability and succumbs to public/media pressure.

He has done this all season. Last week they get asked about why Burks isn't getting more touches or a shot in wildcat, and of course he puts it in against AU. Before that it was TJ Hammonds and Craddock says they need to involve him so they get him a jet sweep or two the next game. Questions about why Starkel didn't start against Ole Miss then he starts next week.

Question about JSJ this week and now he's seen taking first team reps...it's Kiwanis kids league level.

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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 22, 2019, 09:01:37 PM
He’s #1 with a bullet for salary per win.
So wrong, but so true.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 22, 2019, 09:33:30 PM
Have we tried the Annexation of Puerto Rico yet? I really feel like it could be a game changer this weekend. Or maybe put in a WR at QB, I know it’s worked once before.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Arkansas Proud on October 22, 2019, 09:47:57 PM
Trey Biddy saying JSJ took the first snap with the first team today. That seems like it would be some dumb shit we would do.

Or maybe he expects QB #1 and #2 to leave on the medical carts by halftime.

Either way, it can’t be Hicks. I thought since Starkel clearly has the better arm, Hicks was playing because he is more elusive and more accurate. Then I saw him actually play Saturday. He’s not good. Was inaccurate on every pass but one, and if he had actually run on 3rd and 6 on the first freakin drive of the game when he had an open field, it might have been a different game.

JSJ doesn’t have a great arm but at least he’s more mobile than the other two, which may be what we need with our line.  Jefferson either was overhyped or our coaches are dumb.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 22, 2019, 09:52:59 PM
If true, it's just more evidence that Chad doesn't have confidence in his own ability and succumbs to public/media pressure.

He has done this all season. Last week they get asked about why Burks isn't getting more touches or a shot in wildcat, and of course he puts it in against AU. Before that it was TJ Hammonds and Craddock says they need to involve him so they get him a jet sweep or two the next game. Questions about why Starkel didn't start against Ole Miss then he starts next week.

Question about JSJ this week and now he's seen taking first team reps...it's Kiwanis kids league level.

Why is Burks in the mildcat and would it not be a better idea to throw passes to himself he would have more than 18 catches in 6 games?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: arkansawyer on October 22, 2019, 10:17:29 PM
If true, it's just more evidence that Chad doesn't have confidence in his own ability and succumbs to public/media pressure.

He has done this all season. Last week they get asked about why Burks isn't getting more touches or a shot in wildcat, and of course he puts it in against AU. Before that it was TJ Hammonds and Craddock says they need to involve him so they get him a jet sweep or two the next game. Questions about why Starkel didn't start against Ole Miss then he starts next week.

Question about JSJ this week and now he's seen taking first team reps...it's Kiwanis kids league level.

Don’t forget when the crowd boo’d him into going for it on 4th and 1 in whatever game it was we probably ended up losing.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 23, 2019, 07:52:52 AM
Why is Burks in the mildcat and would it not be a better idea to throw passes to himself he would have more than 18 catches in 6 games?

Probably because the only thing we do worse than pass protect is tackle soundly, and we do show moments of inspiration run blocking, so I can see why getting that lofted snap to Burks in the wildcat might make him think he's catching a punt, so he might break one.  He can also throw a football a long way.  He's not very accurate in the short game, but when he hits Knox on a 45 yarder, it should open the QB sweep up for us. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Animal on October 23, 2019, 07:58:32 AM
Jefferson either was overhyped or our coaches are dumb.

Or I guess because he’s a freshman that would be playing behind an epically awful offensive line being coached by among the worst staffs to ever roam our sidelines.


Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 23, 2019, 08:04:57 AM
Either way, it can’t be Hicks. I thought since Starkel clearly has the better arm, Hicks was playing because he is more elusive and more accurate. Then I saw him actually play Saturday. He’s not good. Was inaccurate on every pass but one, and if he had actually run on 3rd and 6 on the first freakin drive of the game when he had an open field, it might have been a different game.

JSJ doesn’t have a great arm but at least he’s more mobile than the other two, which may be what we need with our line.  Jefferson either was overhyped or our coaches are dumb.
Jefferson was a raw three star whose next strongest suitor was Ole Miss and even they waited to put the heat on. He may end up being very good but it’s going to be a while.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 23, 2019, 08:17:40 AM
This staff needs to stay far away from KJ.
Redshirt rules be damned, this staff ruins every QB they put their hands on.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 23, 2019, 08:18:15 AM
Jefferson was a raw three star whose next strongest suitor was Ole Miss and even they waited to put the heat on. He may end up being very good but it’s going to be a while.

Not every freshman is ready to compete from day one.  Even if he legitimately isn't ready right now that doesn't mean we should cast him aside.

That doesn't mean he shouldn't be getting reps in four of the remaining games.  The season is shot...might as well get him some experience with live fire.  I'm fine with not playing him this week...don't give Chad any incentive to burn his redshirt.  That way the next guy will have him for the full four years of eligibility.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 23, 2019, 08:21:22 AM
Jefferson was a raw three star whose next strongest suitor was Ole Miss and even they waited to put the heat on. He may end up being very good but it’s going to be a while.
Rivals, ESPN, and 24/7 listed him as a 4 star.  Do you ever get tired of talking out of your ass.?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 23, 2019, 08:23:22 AM
Rivals, ESPN, and 24/7 listed him as a 4 star.  Do you ever get tired of talking out of your ass.?

His general point is right this time though.  KJ was always going to be somewhat of a project with a ton of upside.  That upside is what got him the four star ranking. 

With his ability, if KJ had been close to a finished product he'd be at Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State, or someplace similar. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 23, 2019, 08:28:17 AM
His general point is right this time though.  KJ was always going to be somewhat of a project with a ton of upside.  That upside is what got him the four star ranking. 

With his ability, if KJ had been close to a finished product he'd be at Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State, or someplace similar. 
I mean he had a Georgia and A&M offer.  I know he's raw, but he can move and I'm pretty sure he can throw a slant route or a deep ball without it being batted at the line.  The only real question is can he avoid throwing 5 interceptions in a game.  If so, he should have already been playing because the other three dudes are either broken inside, 4'11", or noodle armed so....
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 23, 2019, 08:30:44 AM
I mean he had a Georgia and A&M offer.  I know he's raw, but he can move and I'm pretty sure he can throw a slant route or a deep ball without it being batted at the line.  The only real question is can he avoid throwing 5 interceptions in a game.  If so, he should have already been playing because the other three dudes are either broken inside, 4'11", or noodle armed so....

We're going to be glad that he didn't play more than four games this year.  Especially if we end up hiring Norvell, or someone else who can coach offense, at the end of the season. 

Like Colboar said, the less development time Morris and Craddock have with KJ, the better.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 23, 2019, 08:31:59 AM
We're going to be glad that he didn't play more than four games this year.  Especially if we end up hiring Norvell, or someone else who can coach offense, at the end of the season. 

Like Colboar said, the less development time Morris and Craddock have with KJ, the better.
Tough to argue with that.  This staff is dog shit.  I'm just sick of being embarrassed I guess. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 23, 2019, 08:37:01 AM
Rivals, ESPN, and 24/7 listed him as a 4 star.  Do you ever get tired of talking out of your ass.?
Rivals and ESPN are completely irrelevant at this point. He was a .896 3 star on 24/7. The composite 4 star rating on 24/7 just takes the average of all the services ratings. Read more post less fuckface.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 23, 2019, 08:39:46 AM
Rivals and ESPN are completely irrelevant at this point. He was a .896 3 star on 24/7. The composite 4 star rating on 24/7 just takes the average of all the services ratings. Read more post less fuckface.
SO I'm right then.  Great.  Fuck you cocksucker.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 23, 2019, 08:56:30 AM
SO I'm right then.  Great.  Fuck you cocksucker.
No. You’re wrong. 24/7 ranked him as a three star. ESPN hardly covers recruiting and Rivals will likely fold as all their talent migrated to 24/7.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 23, 2019, 09:01:35 AM
why does 24/7 even do composite rankings then
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 23, 2019, 09:07:00 AM
No. You’re wrong. 24/7 ranked him as a three star. ESPN hardly covers recruiting and Rivals will likely fold as all their talent migrated to 24/7.
Correct me if I am wrong. 
Rivals, ESPN, and 24/7 listed him as a 4 star.  Do you ever get tired of talking out of your ass.?
His 24/7 profile lists him as 4*'s correct?
https://247sports.com/Player/KJ-Jefferson-90380/
Rivals listed him as 4*'s correct?
https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2019/kj-jefferson-206207
ESPN lists him as 4*'s correct?
http://www.espn.com/college-sports/football/recruiting/player/_/id/230538/kenneth-jefferson

Tell me again how I am wrong.  Or maybe shut the fuck up and move on. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 23, 2019, 09:10:05 AM
why does 24/7 even do composite rankings then
To make the most fans happy. Rivals and ESPN rate everyone four stars so it inflates the composite rankings.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 23, 2019, 09:12:57 AM
You’re all 4 star posters by my ranking.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 23, 2019, 09:16:26 AM
You’re all 4 star posters by my ranking.

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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: porksamich on October 23, 2019, 09:21:48 AM
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I wasn’t counting you. You could go straight into the draft. I’ll be your agent.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 23, 2019, 09:28:17 AM
Don’t forget when the crowd boo’d him into going for it on 4th and 1 in whatever game it was we probably ended up losing.
We actually won that game. Crowd did this at the Colorado St game. Morris called timeout and sent in the offense back out after initially sending in the punt team....but we jumped offside and had to punt anyway. The crowd deciding what plays to run, what strategy to use etc would not be worse than what we see from these coaches each Saturday.

Yurachek needs to look at this concept: "Come to the game and possibly call a play!" Maybe attendance would get boosted by a few fans showing up wanting to get a shot at calling offensive or defensive plays.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on October 23, 2019, 09:42:51 AM
I'm pretty sure we were the only school that offered KJ as a QB.  Also, the offers lists are stupid these days.  We have offered over 200 kid in the 2020 class.  Most schools do the same.  If you offer a kid but you won't take his commitment, is that really an offer?  It is basically an offer to be in line behind the guys they really want.  I've seen KJ throw and he is raw.  But, he is a big dude with a big frame.  Guys that can run don't have to be able to throw great because the passing game will open up as the defense commits to stopping the run.   
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 23, 2019, 09:48:01 AM
Is KJ really that fast though? I feel like the next coach is gonna come in here and want to sign two QB’s immediately or hit the portal market.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 23, 2019, 09:51:58 AM
Is KJ really that fast though? I feel like the next coach is gonna come in here and want to sign two QB’s immediately or hit the portal market.

Norvell could probably make Starkel serviceable. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 23, 2019, 09:53:22 AM
Norvell could probably make Starkel serviceable.
I think this staff may have fucked him up permanently.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Red Death on October 23, 2019, 02:44:29 PM
Until we find a real QB this program is going nowhere. 

The only limited success Bielema had here was due to having an NFL QB in Brandon Allen and then his brother was even light years better than what we have now. 

Petrino had Mallett and Wilson.  Nutt has Stoerner, Matt Jones and to a lesser extent DMAc. 

You CANNOT win without a playmaker at QB.  We had bad QB play last year and this year the same. Now i get that Chad ain’t “coaching em up” but these guys we have aren’t up to par.  No coach is going to win here with what we have currently. 

Whoever coaches here next year has to bring a QB with him.  One that can execute at a high level because we aren’t ever going to win with a “game manager” here.  We ain’t LSU in talent or anywhere close.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 23, 2019, 02:56:13 PM
Until we find a have a coach that can develop a real QB this program is going nowhere. 



fixt

Nutt had Ferguson to bring Stoerner along, Matt Jones was just an athletic freak.
The others had Petrino or Enos, proven QB developers, behind them.

I'm still not convinced that the issue is talent, because this staff has mishandled and mismanaged the talent they have, consistently across the board.
Our never-ending QB carousel has to fall on the coach at some point.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 23, 2019, 03:08:20 PM
Until we find a real QB this program is going nowhere. 

The only limited success Bielema had here was due to having an NFL QB in Brandon Allen and then his brother was even light years better than what we have now. 

Petrino had Mallett and Wilson.  Nutt has Stoerner, Matt Jones and to a lesser extent DMAc. 

You CANNOT win without a playmaker at QB.  We had bad QB play last year and this year the same. Now i get that Chad ain’t “coaching em up” but these guys we have aren’t up to par.  No coach is going to win here with what we have currently. 

Whoever coaches here next year has to bring a QB with him.  One that can execute at a high level because we aren’t ever going to win with a “game manager” here.  We ain’t LSU in talent or anywhere close.

This excuse was for last year, before SMU's all-time leader in passing yards, and guy with the aTm freshman passing record, BOTH transferred here to fight for the starting job.

Cole Kelley got worse.
Ty Storey got worse.
Nick Starkel got worse.
Ben Hicks got worse.

We will NEVER have a decent QB while Chad is the coach.  Chad is the QB Genocider.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 23, 2019, 03:09:55 PM
Until we find a real QB this program is going nowhere. 

The only limited success Bielema had here was due to having an NFL QB in Brandon Allen and then his brother was even light years better than what we have now. 

Petrino had Mallett and Wilson.  Nutt has Stoerner, Matt Jones and to a lesser extent DMAc. 

You CANNOT win without a playmaker at QB.  We had bad QB play last year and this year the same. Now i get that Chad ain’t “coaching em up” but these guys we have aren’t up to par.  No coach is going to win here with what we have currently. 

Whoever coaches here next year has to bring a QB with him.  One that can execute at a high level because we aren’t ever going to win with a “game manager” here.  We ain’t LSU in talent or anywhere close.

Storey is going to hang 300+ yards and at least a couple TD's on us.

so then what?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HRC on October 23, 2019, 03:24:30 PM
This excuse was for last year, before SMU's all-time leader in passing yards, and guy with the aTm freshman passing record, BOTH transferred here to fight for the starting job.

Cole Kelley got worse.
Ty Storey got worse.
Nick Starkel got worse.
Ben Hicks got worse.

We will NEVER have a decent QB while Chad is the coach.  Chad is the QB Genocider.

Cole Kelley got better.
Ty Storey got better.

...

When they both left here.


Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Zoso on October 23, 2019, 03:36:59 PM
https://twitter.com/sully7777/status/1186762299966676999?s=19
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 23, 2019, 03:42:48 PM
https://twitter.com/sully7777/status/1186762299966676999?s=19
For what?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Rick B. on October 23, 2019, 03:51:49 PM
I'm pretty sure we were the only school that offered KJ as a QB.  Also, the offers lists are stupid these days.  We have offered over 200 kid in the 2020 class.  Most schools do the same.  If you offer a kid but you won't take his commitment, is that really an offer?  It is basically an offer to be in line behind the guys they really want.  I've seen KJ throw and he is raw.  But, he is a big dude with a big frame.  Guys that can run don't have to be able to throw great because the passing game will open up as the defense commits to stopping the run.   

Man, y'all are bumming me out about KJ. When he was recruited, I thought he was really sought after.  AND all the videos I saw of him made me think he could be the next Cam Newton.  Blah.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 23, 2019, 04:00:53 PM
https://twitter.com/sully7777/status/1186762299966676999?s=19

Gerry Faust never panned out.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 23, 2019, 04:03:01 PM
Is KJ really that fast though? I feel like the next coach is gonna come in here and want to sign two QB’s immediately or hit the portal market.

Pretty sure he had a 4.69 laser time 40, which would equate to a hand held 4.55ish, which is not a world class sprinter.  When Cam Newton ran the 40 at the combine, he was 4-5 years out of high school, and he ran a 4.60 hand held which would make him and KJ in the same general area, speed wise.  Cam was a pretty good threat as a runner. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 23, 2019, 04:10:23 PM
Pretty sure he had a 4.69 laser time 40, which would equate to a hand held 4.55ish, which is not a world class sprinter.  When Cam Newton ran the 40 at the combine, he was 4-5 years out of high school, and he ran a 4.60 hand held which would make him and KJ in the same general area, speed wise.  Cam was a pretty good threat as a runner.

Cam never got hit.  He was elusive.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 23, 2019, 04:11:58 PM
Cam never got hit.  He was elusive.
He almost kilt poor Jericho Nelson.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 23, 2019, 07:29:27 PM
https://twitter.com/sully7777/status/1186762299966676999?s=19

eric dickerson is just getting in????
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 23, 2019, 07:40:39 PM
eric dickerson is just getting in????

They were waiting for him to pay off the Trans Am.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on October 23, 2019, 07:54:20 PM
Gerry Faust never panned out.

Wow. That's way back there.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogwildpigcrazy on October 23, 2019, 07:56:07 PM
They were waiting for him to pay off the Trans Am.

I thought A&M toted that note, while he played at SMU.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 23, 2019, 07:57:46 PM
https://twitter.com/sully7777/status/1186762299966676999?s=19

There IS a great Razorback in that class.  Come on, Sully.  You used to be better than that.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on October 23, 2019, 08:46:24 PM
Man, y'all are bumming me out about KJ. When he was recruited, I thought he was really sought after.  AND all the videos I saw of him made me think he could be the next Cam Newton.  Blah.

The key to QB’s is to recruit a good one every year and you are bound to end up with one.  We’ve lost our 2017 and 2018 QBs.  Noland should be starting right now.  They should have gone with him the last 4 games of last year. If they had he’d still be playing football. This year they should go with KJ the last 4. Knowing dumbass Morris he will go with Hicks or Jones.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Feral on October 23, 2019, 09:27:34 PM
Don’t forget when the crowd boo’d him into going for it on 4th and 1 in whatever game it was we probably ended up losing.

That's when I knew he was a loser and that it was the point of no return with Morris and that there would be no turning back from this disaster.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 23, 2019, 09:37:54 PM
This excuse was for last year, before SMU's all-time leader in passing yards, and guy with the aTm freshman passing record, BOTH transferred here to fight for the starting job.

Cole Kelley got worse.
Ty Storey got worse.
Nick Starkel got worse.
Ben Hicks got worse.

We will NEVER have a decent QB while Chad is the coach.  Chad is the QB Genocider.

Maybe someone told Chad he couldn’t run the veer way back when...
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 24, 2019, 08:39:18 AM
The key to QB’s is to recruit a good one every year and you are bound to end up with one.  We’ve lost our 2017 and 2018 QBs.  Noland should be starting right now.  They should have gone with him the last 4 games of last year. If they had he’d still be playing football. This year they should go with KJ the last 4. Knowing dumbass Morris he will go with Hicks or Jones.
Exactly.  Losing Noland hurt more than people realize.  My fear is If we don't play KJ, he's going to leave after the season.  Then we're stuck with Starkel and JSJ next year and whatever low rated prospect the next coach can sign.  Maybe we'll get lucky and get a stud out of the portal if we hire a new coach. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 24, 2019, 08:43:17 AM
There’s a lot more smoke about a mutual parting of ways. Knowing this cocksucker, he’s gonna come out afterward and throw us under the bus about how it’s impossible to win here.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 24, 2019, 08:47:07 AM
There’s a lot more smoke about a mutual parting of ways. Knowing this cocksucker, he’s gonna come out afterward and throw us under the bus about how it’s impossible to win here.
Rinse, repeat, with a guy of this caliber. Even Nutt threw us under the bus, when he said that Ole Piss had a lot tradition.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: USAFHawg on October 24, 2019, 08:48:40 AM
There’s a lot more smoke about a mutual parting of ways. Knowing this cocksucker, he’s gonna come out afterward and throw us under the bus about how it’s impossible to win here.

Great. With your track record, this means  :morris: will be here 5 more years.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hog Sauce on October 24, 2019, 09:03:50 AM
There’s a lot more smoke about a mutual parting of ways.

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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 24, 2019, 09:22:57 AM
There’s a lot more smoke about a mutual parting of ways. Knowing this cocksucker, he’s gonna come out afterward and throw us under the bus about how it’s impossible to win here.

Are you saying there's actually something going on as far as a bargained buyout?  A la Houston Nutt...  He was allowed to say he "quit", and yet still received a buyout?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 24, 2019, 09:29:38 AM
Are you saying there's actually something going on as far as a bargained buyout?  A la Houston Nutt...  He was allowed to say he "quit", and yet still received a buyout?
Idk. There’s just more and more people talking about it. It’s going to be a disaster if he lets his son sign in the early period. The next coach will run him off.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on October 24, 2019, 09:43:46 AM
There’s a lot more smoke about a mutual parting of ways. Knowing this cocksucker, he’s gonna come out afterward and throw us under the bus about how it’s impossible to win here.

With most coaches I would call bullshit and say no way a reduced buyout would ever happen.  The way Morris has handled his family situation, I firmly believe he will take less money to be able to go be an OC for Chandler somewhere or just to keep Chandler out of this mess.     
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 24, 2019, 09:50:09 AM
With most coaches I would call bullshit and say no way a reduced buyout would ever happen.  The way Morris has handled his family situation, I firmly believe he will take less money to be able to go be an OC for Chandler somewhere or just to keep Chandler out of this mess.     
Yeah it’s going to be an awful situation for his family.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NotoriousPIG on October 24, 2019, 09:54:43 AM
My guess is if Chandler decommits then we know Morris is gone.  Keep an eye on the twatters.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 24, 2019, 09:56:00 AM
Idk. There’s just more and more people talking about it. It’s going to be a disaster if he lets his son sign in the early period. The next coach will run him off.

His son can't sign here now, can he?  There's no way.  The family has to be aware that he has no future here.   ???
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 24, 2019, 10:03:30 AM
Exactly.  Losing Noland hurt more than people realize.  My fear is If we don't play KJ, he's going to leave after the season.  Then we're stuck with Starkel and JSJ next year and whatever low rated prospect the next coach can sign.  Maybe we'll get lucky and get a stud out of the portal if we hire a new coach.

I don't get this idea that if we don't play KJ he is gone.

The kid did SEVERAL interviews after signing where he said coaches had told him he would probably redshirt and he was cool with it.  He never made a single comment about wanting to come in and burn his redshirt. 

Where are people getting this information that he changed his mind?  I haven't seen anything to indicate it. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 24, 2019, 10:23:47 AM
I don't get this idea that if we don't play KJ he is gone.

The kid did SEVERAL interviews after signing where he said coaches had told him he would probably redshirt and he was cool with it.  He never made a single comment about wanting to come in and burn his redshirt. 

Where are people getting this information that he changed his mind?  I haven't seen anything to indicate it. 
It's just speculation and fear on my part.  More than likely we're losing this coaching staff after November.  He's likely going to redshirt either way, but with no game film for the new staff to evaluate, he'd basically be the equivalent of a true freshman who's committed to a team with a coach that didn't recruit him.  There will likely be other opportunities should he portal (Mississippi State comes to mind if they and Morehead part ways).  If he gets 4 games of PT on film, I think we have a much better chance of keeping him as he is likely the defacto starter for whomever comes in next season..
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 24, 2019, 10:29:43 AM
It's just speculation and fear on my part.  More than likely we're losing this coaching staff after November.  He's likely going to redshirt either way, but with no game film for the new staff to evaluate, he'd basically be the equivalent of a true freshman who's committed to a team with a coach that didn't recruit him.  There will likely be other opportunities should he portal (Mississippi State comes to mind if they and Morehead part ways).  If he gets 4 games of PT on film, I think we have a much better chance of keeping him as he is likely the defacto starter for whomever comes in next season..

I'm going to trust that we can get a coach that can properly evaluate players this time.
If not, we're screwed anyways.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on October 24, 2019, 10:31:56 AM
It's just speculation and fear on my part.  More than likely we're losing this coaching staff after November.  He's likely going to redshirt either way, but with no game film for the new staff to evaluate, he'd basically be the equivalent of a true freshman who's committed to a team with a coach that didn't recruit him.  There will likely be other opportunities should he portal (Mississippi State comes to mind if they and Morehead part ways).  If he gets 4 games of PT on film, I think we have a much better chance of keeping him as he is likely the defacto starter for whomever comes in next season..

A lot of it depends on who we hire.  KJ fits certain offenses, but an air raid type system isn't going to be a good fit for him.  He looks like he'd fit in well with Norvell.   
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 24, 2019, 10:35:14 AM
A lot of it depends on who we hire.  KJ fits certain offenses, but an air raid type system isn't going to be a good fit for him.  He looks like he'd fit in well with Norvell.

I wonder how many people would've said this about Hurts 2 years ago?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on October 24, 2019, 10:39:49 AM
I wonder how many people would've said this about Hurts 2 years ago?

Fair point.   
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 24, 2019, 11:02:05 AM
It's just speculation and fear on my part.  More than likely we're losing this coaching staff after November.  He's likely going to redshirt either way, but with no game film for the new staff to evaluate, he'd basically be the equivalent of a true freshman who's committed to a team with a coach that didn't recruit him.  There will likely be other opportunities should he portal (Mississippi State comes to mind if they and Morehead part ways).  If he gets 4 games of PT on film, I think we have a much better chance of keeping him as he is likely the defacto starter for whomever comes in next season..
Gotcha, that makes sense, but I don't see him leaving and burning a year of eligibility simply because he didn't get to play on this dumpster fire.

I have to agree with Colboar, I think any new coach is going to look at the film of Hicks and Starkel from this year and immediately ask what other options they have for QB.  Its a lot easier to plug in KJ than try and find another grad transfer.  Having game film is not as important as I think you believe it is.  Anyone can see the kid is mobile and can throw the ball well. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: USAFHawg on October 24, 2019, 11:40:26 AM
I don't get this idea that if we don't play KJ he is gone.

The kid did SEVERAL interviews after signing where he said coaches had told him he would probably redshirt and he was cool with it.  He never made a single comment about wanting to come in and burn his redshirt. 

Where are people getting this information that he changed his mind?  I haven't seen anything to indicate it.

You can play in 4 games and still redshirt. He wouldn't be burning his redshirt.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 24, 2019, 12:05:37 PM
For those who think it's unreasonable for the darksiders to be calling for his head, it's noticeable from outside our ranks too...

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/arkansas-football-5-biggest-mistakes-chad-morris-has-made-since-arriving/
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 24, 2019, 12:06:45 PM
Don’t forget when the crowd boo’d him into going for it on 4th and 1 in whatever game it was we probably ended up losing.
Morris is such a pussy.
He will do the same thing this week and finally play a new QB - entirely due to fan pressure.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 24, 2019, 12:16:48 PM
For those who think it's unreasonable for the darksiders to be calling for his head, it's noticeable from outside our ranks too...

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/arkansas-football-5-biggest-mistakes-chad-morris-has-made-since-arriving/

Guy probably reads woopig.net.

The writers for SDS are pretty bad at proof reading though:

Details aside, it all boils down to this: Losing to Colorado State, barley beating Portland State before losing again to San Jose State. You don’t recover from that, not in Year 2, especially when you still haven’t won a conference game.

Unless we get caught cheating, we did beat CSU and I did not know we played San Jose State twice this year.  :-\
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 24, 2019, 12:29:40 PM
Guy probably reads woopig.net.

The writers for SDS are pretty bad at proof reading though:

Details aside, it all boils down to this: Losing to Colorado State, barley beating Portland State before losing again to San Jose State. You don’t recover from that, not in Year 2, especially when you still haven’t won a conference game.

Unless we get caught cheating, we did beat CSU and I did not know we played San Jose State twice this year.  :-\

He was talking about losing in genreral, and referred to not recovering from those results in Year 2.  He wasn't talking about only this season.

Maybe SDS could hire you a reading comprehenditor. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 24, 2019, 12:31:19 PM
He was talking about losing in genreral, and referred to not recovering from those results in Year 2.  He wasn't talking about only this season.

Maybe SDS could hire you a reading comprehenditor.

 :cheese:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: razorwire on October 24, 2019, 12:32:32 PM
Yeah it’s going to be an awful situation for his family.
His family situation has been an awful situation for the Razorback family.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Too Big Pig on October 24, 2019, 08:18:13 PM
Guy probably reads woopig.net.

The writers for SDS are pretty bad at proof reading though:

Details aside, it all boils down to this: Losing to Colorado State, barley beating Portland State before losing again to San Jose State. You don’t recover from that, not in Year 2, especially when you still haven’t won a conference game.

Unless we get caught cheating, we did beat CSU and I did not know we played San Jose State twice this year.  :-\

(https://www.plantshospital.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/barley-benefits.jpg)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on October 24, 2019, 09:01:02 PM
(https://www.plantshospital.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/barley-benefits.jpg)

fun fact:  barley is used in beer because of all the cereal grains it generates the most maltose sugar when mixed with water.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: SpiderHam on October 24, 2019, 10:49:14 PM
fun fact:  barley is used in beer because of all the cereal grains it generates the most maltose sugar when mixed with water.
In Bourbon too. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 24, 2019, 11:00:14 PM
My guess is if Chandler decommits then we know Morris is gone.  Keep an eye on the twatters.

Does Chandler know that if he commits to Arkansas he has to move here? He may think he can just take classes online and stay in Dallas.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 24, 2019, 11:02:30 PM
For those who think it's unreasonable for the darksiders to be calling for his head, it's noticeable from outside our ranks too...

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/arkansas-football-5-biggest-mistakes-chad-morris-has-made-since-arriving/

1. Not moving his family with him to Fayetteville
Not a good look. If Morris can’t get his own family to buy into the program and come with him to Arkansas, how do we expect him to get the players to commit to it? Morris’ family remains in Texas, including a high school son, whom he jets back and forth to see play. Chandler Morris is a 5-10, 172-pound dual-threat QB who has committed to play for his dad at Arkansas.

We understand the reasons. Morris didn’t want to uproot everybody’s life, especially with a son in high school.

But it was the wrong move (see what I did there?) from the beginning and things have only spiraled ever since.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Arkansas Proud on October 24, 2019, 11:40:38 PM
KJ should have been used Saturday, just as an experiment. It was clear we needed a QB who could move in the pocket to generate time, which Hicks was not doing. If he wanted to move, he should have on the first 3rd down where he fumbled instead of running for the first down.  In fact, the only TD we scored was the only time he effectively moved in the pocket.

I’d have been fine with JSJ as well. Just someone who knows how to move in the pocket. Obviously he knows how because he’s short with an average arm, so he had to move in the pocket to be effective in high level Texas football.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 24, 2019, 11:48:18 PM
If they play KJ over JSJ against anyone but WKU (maybe) at this point in the season, the entire staff needs to be fired on the spot.
I've been adamant that I think they're going to royally fuck up whoever they put their hands on, so better off for them to fuck up the kid that has no foreseeable long-term potential.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 25, 2019, 12:05:47 AM
I didn’t realize Chandler is the size of a jockey. Fuck that shit.  Fire Chads nepotistic ass and tell Chandler to go ride ponies instead
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 25, 2019, 12:16:30 AM
I didn’t realize Chandler is the size of a jockey. Fuck that shit.  Fire Chads nepotistic ass and tell Chandler to go ride ponies instead

At Arkansas, we promote Family Values almost as often as we promote Family Members...

 :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 25, 2019, 01:23:54 AM
Does Chandler know that if he commits to Arkansas he has to move here? He may think he can just take classes online and stay in Dallas.
Oh hell no - Mrs Morris will have a cow when she finds out.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Trigger7672 on October 25, 2019, 07:17:02 AM
I’m impressed that some of you guys even give a shit who plays at quarterback the rest of the season. I’ve completely checked out at this point. I had a pretty big bet on Auburn last week and maybe watched 30 minutes of the game. Wake me up when they fire Morris.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 25, 2019, 07:58:58 AM
I’m impressed that some of you guys even give a shit who plays at quarterback the rest of the season. I’ve completely checked out at this point. I had a pretty big bet on Auburn last week and maybe watched 30 minutes of the game. Wake me up when they fire Morris.

We're still holding onto that rope! Albeit it has dwindled down to a couple strands.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: upine on October 25, 2019, 08:51:37 AM
At Arkansas, we promote Family Values almost as often as we promote Family Members...

 :morris:

But...but...what about all the lawsuits?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sweet River Baines on October 25, 2019, 09:11:08 AM
I didn’t realize Chandler is the size of a jockey. Fuck that shit.  Fire Chads nepotistic ass and tell Chandler to go ride ponies instead

Hes' 5'10", not 5"0".
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 25, 2019, 09:33:24 AM
Curls dad said the coaching is lacking on the twitterz. We’re gonna have a mass exodus if we keep this loser.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 25, 2019, 09:40:46 AM
If they play KJ over JSJ against anyone but WKU (maybe) at this point in the season, the entire staff needs to be fired on the spot.
I've been adamant that I think they're going to royally fuck up whoever they put their hands on, so better off for them to fuck up the kid that has no foreseeable long-term potential.

I honestly think this may be what does him in the most including what happened at Auburn.

Jerry was one of his early supporters and is obviously one of the bigger financial resources for Arkansas.  I have heard rumblings that the Jones family was not really happy that JSJ didn't get an opportunity to play while getting blown out by Auburn.  I normally wouldn't give that much weight, but Monday practice reports included witnesses talking about JSJ taking reps with the ones. 

Its a consistent theme of this entire coaching staff.  Its reactionary in almost every single way.  Its like a constant stream of panicking.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Johnny Carson on October 25, 2019, 09:56:04 AM
Its a consistent theme of this entire coaching staff.  Its reactionary in almost every single way.  Its like a constant stream of panicking.
People tend to panic when they don't have a plan and don't know what to do.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 25, 2019, 09:58:12 AM
I can’t even picture the fuckery we will see tomorrow night. I hope none of our players die.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: IH8LSU on October 25, 2019, 10:00:51 AM
The Googles say JSJ is 5'11". So is he actually taller than Chandler?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 25, 2019, 10:02:49 AM
I can’t even picture the fuckery we will see tomorrow night. I hope none of our players die.


(https://media1.giphy.com/media/t8vI9EexNVS24/source.gif)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 25, 2019, 10:04:51 AM
The Googles say JSJ is 5'11". So is he actually taller than Chandler?
5’11” my ass.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 25, 2019, 10:04:59 AM
I honestly think this may be what does him in the most including what happened at Auburn.

Jerry was one of his early supporters and is obviously one of the bigger financial resources for Arkansas.  I have heard rumblings that the Jones family was not really happy that JSJ didn't get an opportunity to play while getting blown out by Auburn.  I normally wouldn't give that much weight, but Monday practice reports included witnesses talking about JSJ taking reps with the ones. 

Its a consistent theme of this entire coaching staff.  Its reactionary in almost every single way.  Its like a constant stream of panicking.

Good.

Start jsj against Bama. That ought to make Jerrah happy. He owns the razorback franchise, anyway.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 25, 2019, 10:12:56 AM
5’11” my ass.

How tall is Cajun Mallett? 

(https://hitthatline.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/080718-Cole-Kelley-John-Stephen-Jones.jpg)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Trigger7672 on October 25, 2019, 10:15:09 AM
Well I’m glad we’re letting Jerry Jones hold our program hostage. It’s not like he completely fucked the Cowboys up by firing Jimmy Johnson 25 years ago.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: woodhog14 on October 25, 2019, 10:19:06 AM
The Googles say JSJ is 5'11". So is he actually taller than Chandler?
He's 5'9"...no way he's 5'11".
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: IH8LSU on October 25, 2019, 10:19:27 AM
5’11” my ass.
That's what I thought too. I snuck over to the west stands during one of our sunny heat wave games and looked at the sideline. I thought I saw a dwarf in uniform. Turns out it was JSJ standing next to 6'9" Dalton Wagner.
JSJ has a very large head for his body.

For the record, I don't think he's a dwarf, and for all I know he could be a great qb for us some day.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NotoriousPIG on October 25, 2019, 10:36:03 AM
I went to the SMU/Houston game last night with a pretty big SMU booster who happened to attend a charity luncheon with Stephen Jones last week.  He asked him if he knew if/when JSJ would play and he said he didn't know anything and Morris wouldn't tell him or anyone else.  So basically no one has any idea what the fuck is going on.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: USAFHawg on October 25, 2019, 10:40:12 AM
I went to the SMU/Houston game last night with a pretty big SMU booster who happened to attend a charity luncheon with Stephen Jones last week.  He asked him if he knew if/when JSJ would play and he said he didn't know anything and Morris wouldn't tell him or anyone else.  So basically no one has any idea what the fuck is going on.

So Morris will tell his "physical doctor" everything in the world, but won't talk to his biggest booster?  :portishead:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 25, 2019, 10:49:09 AM
The Googles say JSJ is 5'11". So is he actually taller than Chandler?

This was from early 2018 so one may have hit a growth spurt since
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTc38VAUMAEY4YI.jpg)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Trigger7672 on October 25, 2019, 10:57:06 AM
Considering the last two number one picks in the NFL draft were both QBs under 5’11” who really cares but you guys do realize listed heights and weights for players are pretty much never accurate, right? If he’s listed at 5’11” then he’s probably 5’9” in reality.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on October 25, 2019, 11:05:10 AM
You know, being a bitch and worried about what people think about him, Chad might be going out of his way to prove to the world (and himself) that he isn’t run by the Jones family.  So up to now, he might not have played JSJ for that reason alone.

In all seriousness, there was no reason not to give every QB on the roster a series or two in the late third and fourth quarters last Saturday.  It made no sense to keep trotting Hicks out there.   
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 25, 2019, 11:22:53 AM
Considering the last two number one picks in the NFL draft were both QBs under 5’11” who really cares but you guys do realize listed heights and weights for players are pretty much never accurate, right? If he’s listed at 5’11” then he’s probably 5’9” in reality.

I think the fact that Murray ran a 4.3 40 yard dash helps him overcome the fact he is 5 10'.   Unfortunately I don't see JSJ setting any speed records...
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 25, 2019, 11:50:36 AM
I can’t even picture the fuckery we will see tomorrow night. I hope none of our players die.

The O/U for the Hogs scoring in the first half tomorrow is 3.5 points. That is the lowest I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 25, 2019, 12:00:05 PM
The O/U for the Hogs scoring in the first half tomorrow is 3.5 points. That is the lowest I have ever seen.

So you took the under?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 25, 2019, 12:57:27 PM
I think the fact that Murray ran a 4.3 40 yard dash helps him overcome the fact he is 5 10'.   Unfortunately I don't see JSJ setting any speed records...
He can outrun our two musical chair QBs, so give him a shot.

I realize this bold stategery may cost us the game this Saturday, but I say give SJS a shot.


 :sarcasm:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 25, 2019, 01:29:12 PM
He can outrun our two musical chair QBs, so give him a shot.

I realize this bold stategery may cost us the game this Saturday, but I say give SJS a shot.


 :sarcasm:

Guy at work says he heard Stephen Jones on the Ticket say something to the effect of he and the wife were headed to the Bama game on the Cowboys off week in hopes of seeing JSJ play. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Trigger7672 on October 25, 2019, 01:29:38 PM
The O/U for the Hogs scoring in the first half tomorrow is 3.5 points. That is the lowest I have ever seen.

I really don’t love this Bama team, Tennessee was in that game until late when their QB went full retard and fumbled at the goalline leading to a 100+ yard return for Bama. Having said that no way I’m touching anything in our game tomorrow. I could definitely see us scoring a bullshit TD at some point, honestly think the Auburn D is just as good as Bama’s this year.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hogsfan4life on October 25, 2019, 01:39:45 PM
If Chad is playing JSJ he is doing it to bolster support from Jerry.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 25, 2019, 01:43:22 PM
If Chad is playing JSJ he is doing it to bolster support from Jerry.

Fuck it.  Let's see what the kid can do.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 25, 2019, 01:44:44 PM
Guy at work says he heard Stephen Jones on the Ticket say something to the effect of he and the wife were headed to the Bama game on the Cowboys off week in hopes of seeing JSJ play.

He looks ready.
(https://pvcann.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/bubble_wrap.jpg?w=584)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 25, 2019, 01:45:49 PM
If Chad is playing JSJ he is doing it to bolster support from Jerry.
Maybe. But maybe he's just tired of seeing the Ben Hicks "I smell a nasty fart" face, or the Nick Starkel "I just shit my pants" face and wants to see the John Steven Jones "I'm worth too much money to be risking my life" face. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 25, 2019, 01:50:37 PM
Guy at work says he heard Stephen Jones on the Ticket say something to the effect of he and the wife were headed to the Bama game on the Cowboys off week in hopes of seeing JSJ play.
Why do you not try him? With KJ as the backup with a set package.

You would at least be able to run the RPO package with both of them. I realise there's a chance we may get beat this week if we change things up  :D, but why would you not try something different.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: dour countenance on October 25, 2019, 02:27:54 PM
I really don’t love this Bama team, Tennessee was in that game until late when their QB went full retard and fumbled at the goalline leading to a 100+ yard return for Bama. Having said that no way I’m touching anything in our game tomorrow. I could definitely see us scoring a bullshit TD at some point, honestly think the Auburn D is just as good as Bama’s this year.

Auburn's defense is better than Bama's.  Auburn's d-line is the best in college football.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Trigger7672 on October 25, 2019, 02:47:48 PM
Auburn's defense is better than Bama's.  Auburn's d-line is the best in college football.

Worst Bama secondary this decade too, very undisciplined for a Saban coached team.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 25, 2019, 02:54:38 PM
Worst Bama secondary this decade too, very undisciplined for a Saban coached team.
None of this matters, as they will shitstomp us into oblivion.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 25, 2019, 02:55:40 PM
Worst Bama secondary this decade too, very undisciplined for a Saban coached team.
Starting 4 freshman on D will do that to even a Saban coached team.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Trigger7672 on October 25, 2019, 02:57:33 PM
None of this matters, as they will shitstomp us into oblivion.

https://youtu.be/WsaCYXSD_WM
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Trigger7672 on October 25, 2019, 03:01:11 PM
Starting 4 freshman on D will do that to even a Saban coached team.

Well Xavier Mckinney is starting at safety for them and he started last year so I’m not sure on this.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 25, 2019, 03:03:06 PM
The O/U for the Hogs scoring in the first half tomorrow is 3.5 points. That is the lowest I have ever seen.
wait until Ohio St plays Rutgers in a few weeks.


We'll lose by 30 or so but I'll say this, Bama's schedule so far this season has been laughably bad. When they play LSU in 2 weeks the Bama D is gonna be in for a rude awakening.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 25, 2019, 03:50:04 PM
If JSJ is listed at 5’11” and is barely 5’8”, that would make Chandler more like 5’4”.  He could be on that little people show.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hogrock on October 25, 2019, 05:36:10 PM
Maybe. But maybe he's just tired of seeing the Ben Hicks "I smell a nasty fart" face, or the Nick Starkel "I just shit my pants" face and wants to see the John Steven Jones "I'm worth too much money to be risking my life" face. 
Solid  :thumbup:  :beer:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Dr. HawgLove on October 25, 2019, 05:42:09 PM
You know, being a bitch and worried about what people think about him, Chad might be going out of his way to prove to the world (and himself) that he isn’t run by the Jones family.  So up to now, he might not have played JSJ for that reason alone.

In all seriousness, there was no reason not to give every QB on the roster a series or two in the late third and fourth quarters last Saturday.  It made no sense to keep trotting Hicks out there.
Maybe he wants Hicks to die do the decisions can be easier.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 25, 2019, 05:53:07 PM
Maybe he wants Hicks to die do the decisions can be easier.
if true, that would be the most decisive coaching move he's made here
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 25, 2019, 06:46:09 PM
I wonder if the pressure is getting to chad? Like it would be epic if after we get beat by record numbers Saturday that he just loses his shit on field and punches saban and then fucking kidnap and holds big al the mascot hostage for another contract negotiation.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 25, 2019, 07:00:03 PM
I wonder if the pressure is getting to chad? Like it would be epic if after we get beat by record numbers Saturday that he just loses his shit on field and punches saban and then fucking kidnap and holds big al the mascot hostage for another contract negotiation.

Someone send this idea to SEC Shorts
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Johnny Carson on October 25, 2019, 07:04:37 PM
I wonder if the pressure is getting to chad? Like it would be epic if after we get beat by record numbers Saturday that he just loses his shit on field and punches saban and then fucking kidnap and holds big al the mascot hostage for another contract negotiation.
If that happens we should get Les Grossman to negotiate the terms.
(http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/kTyQlaiaXTnig/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 25, 2019, 07:09:41 PM
I wonder if there’s any family history of mental disorders in chads fam? What if it takes losing 70 plus to bama to fucjing give him a psychiatric break and he full on morphs into another personality. Say one that actually knows how to fucking coach?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on October 25, 2019, 07:58:19 PM
I wonder if there’s any family history of mental disorders in chads fam? What if it takes losing 70 plus to bama to fucjing give him a psychiatric break and he full on morphs into another personality. Say one that actually knows how to fucking coach?

Wtf?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 25, 2019, 08:00:58 PM
Wtf?
look I just took two Benadryl and am bored as fuck. Let me ramble mf’er
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 25, 2019, 08:13:29 PM
look I just took two Benadryl and am bored as fuck. Let me ramble mf’er

Nothing heroic about that dosage at all.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on October 25, 2019, 08:16:52 PM
look I just took two Benadryl and am bored as fuck. Let me ramble mf’er

you in lala land yet?  just let the voodoo roll.  errbody gets a stroke.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 25, 2019, 08:19:03 PM
look I just took two Benadryl and am bored as fuck. Let me ramble mf’er

I like it. Let it ride
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 25, 2019, 08:25:39 PM
you in lala land yet?  just let the voodoo roll.  errbody gets a stroke.
i need another hour. So let’s keep discussing this till I pass out.

Chad should pack up and move to independence Kansas. Aren’t they looking for a coach?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on October 25, 2019, 08:28:18 PM
i need another hour. So let’s keep discussing this till I pass out.

Chad should pack up and move to independence Kansas. Aren’t they looking for a coach?

so you got an hour to work up a stroke for chad.  if he dies we don't have to pay his buyout.  or worry about our administration fucking up and giving him a 3rd year.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 25, 2019, 08:30:12 PM
so you got an hour to work up a stroke for chad.  if he dies we don't have to pay his buyout.
maybe he will stroke out during half time when the band plays”I’ll be strokin”
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: IH8LSU on October 25, 2019, 08:37:47 PM
I wonder if there’s any family history of mental disorders in chads fam? What if it takes losing 70 plus to bama to fucjing give him a psychiatric break and he full on morphs into another personality. Say one that actually knows how to fucking coach?
I think you mean psychotic break lol
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 25, 2019, 08:40:07 PM
I think you mean psychotic break lol
yep fuck this damn iPhone
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 25, 2019, 08:41:43 PM
yep fuck this damn iPhone

 A whole generation of interns in China are struggling to learn proper English because of your typos
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 25, 2019, 08:48:03 PM
A whole generation of interns in China are struggling to learn proper English because of your typos
they should probably be learning properly toilet etiquette over English if we are being honest
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: IH8LSU on October 25, 2019, 09:09:32 PM
yep fuck this damn iPhone
Enjoy your anticholinergic delirium!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HRC on October 25, 2019, 11:05:15 PM
A whole generation of interns in China are struggling to learn proper English because of your typos

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ccVQRJ2pCvX69hf7VX/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: RollieFingerbangers on October 26, 2019, 07:14:51 AM
What will coach clown call today to embarrass the state, alumni, fans and the institution with his circus show?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 26, 2019, 08:45:24 AM
What will coach clown call today to embarrass the state, alumni, fans and the institution with his circus show?
We will quick kick from our own 10 yard line on second down, to trick them and try to get better field position.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 26, 2019, 08:56:51 AM
We will quick kick from our own 10 yard line on second down, to trick them and try to get better field position.

That would likely be a higher percentage play than giving Bama two chances to score on D from our own 10 yard line.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 28, 2019, 08:38:58 AM
Guy at work says he heard Stephen Jones on the Ticket say something to the effect of he and the wife were headed to the Bama game on the Cowboys off week in hopes of seeing JSJ play.

Just ran and grabbed lunch. Apparently Clarence Hill interviewed Jerrah this morning and he dropped a couple nuggets. One, he’s donating $1M to DISD for damages from the tornado last weekend. Two, he’s jumping on a plane to Tuscaloosa for the Arkansas game because his grandson is expected to play.

(https://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2004_Friday_Night_Lights/tn640/fhd004FNL_Brad_Leland_004@011621.jpg)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: iNOVAhog on October 28, 2019, 08:51:17 AM
(https://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2004_Friday_Night_Lights/tn640/fhd004FNL_Brad_Leland_004@011621.jpg)

That might explain why Clary was high snapping to Starkel, to make him flustered and screw up. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 28, 2019, 09:23:04 AM
I bet chad is so delusional he is wishing he was back at SMU because he would have them even better than they are now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 28, 2019, 09:57:42 AM
Chad is going to ultimately be responsible for the two worst Razorback teams that any of us will ever see in our lifetimes.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Dr. HawgLove on October 28, 2019, 11:33:02 AM
Chad is going to ultimately be responsible for the two worst Razorback teams that any of us will ever see in our lifetimes.
Maybe 3.  :haironfire:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 28, 2019, 11:39:00 AM
Maybe 3.  :haironfire:

You can do straight to hell with talk like that. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Dr. HawgLove on October 28, 2019, 11:42:40 AM
You can do straight to hell with talk like that.
Already there
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 28, 2019, 12:31:37 PM
Chad is going to ultimately be responsible for the two worst Razorback teams that any of us will ever see in our lifetimes.
this is why I can’t wait for the reaction after losing to western Kentucky. Like at what point does chad admit he sucks and resigns?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogbit on October 28, 2019, 12:36:14 PM
I think the man believes he is a really good coach.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 28, 2019, 01:12:55 PM
I think the man believes he is a really good coach.

This.  He is delusional and truly believes he has figured out football better than anyone else.  He is Captain Queeg on the bridge during the typhoon.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 28, 2019, 01:22:12 PM
I think the man believes he is a really good coach.

He thinks the talent is holding him back, and if he could just get his recruits in place...
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on October 28, 2019, 01:27:21 PM
He thinks the talent is holding him back, and if he could just get his recruits in place...
He told the BOT shortly after arriving here it’d take three years to make a bowl. Fuck this guy.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 28, 2019, 01:29:33 PM
He told the BOT shortly after arriving here it’d take three years to make a bowl. Fuck this guy.

It would take him three years to make a bowl if he'd taken over for Nick Saban. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 28, 2019, 01:33:33 PM
He told the BOT shortly after arriving here it’d take three years to make a bowl. Fuck this guy.

three years to make a bowl, or beat a P5 team?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 28, 2019, 02:28:57 PM
three years to make a bowl, or beat a P5 team?
He's 4.5 years into trying to do that.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 28, 2019, 02:38:57 PM
So how many games has a QB not played in only to be the starter the next weekend? 

I realize that is a poorly worded sentence.  You know what I mean.

Hicks sat on Saturday, but he's expected to start this coming Saturday.  Starkel did the same earlier in the year.

I've never heard of shit like this.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 28, 2019, 02:43:20 PM
I’m pretty sure we’re drawing straws at this point.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on October 28, 2019, 03:41:00 PM
I’m pretty sure we’re drawing straws at this point.

I feel bad for the current students, with this run of shitty football they're missing out on a big part of college life in Fayetteville.  I was there for the Houston Nutt years, even they at least had some fun/entertaining games and hope for the occasional win.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Iron Butterfly on October 28, 2019, 04:16:12 PM
So how many games has a QB not played in only to be the starter the next weekend? 

I realize that is a poorly worded sentence.  You know what I mean.

Hicks sat on Saturday, but he's expected to start this coming Saturday.  Starkel did the same earlier in the year.

I've never heard of shit like this.

https://twitter.com/WallyLikeItIs/status/1188867033758392320 (https://twitter.com/WallyLikeItIs/status/1188867033758392320)

Sounds like Chad is trying to get fired.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 28, 2019, 04:25:52 PM
So how many games has a QB not played in only to be the starter the next weekend? 

I realize that is a poorly worded sentence.  You know what I mean.

Hicks sat on Saturday, but he's expected to start this coming Saturday.  Starkel did the same earlier in the year.

I've never heard of shit like this.

The official word is that he only didn't play last weekend because of injury.....now he is healed.

I suppose that has happened before.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hogrock on October 28, 2019, 04:28:02 PM
https://twitter.com/WallyLikeItIs/status/1188867033758392320 (https://twitter.com/WallyLikeItIs/status/1188867033758392320)

Sounds like Chad is trying to get fired.
20 bucks the Morris kid picks his..... I mean feels the heat, changes his mind and names JSJ the starter before the end of the week.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 28, 2019, 04:29:14 PM
The official word is that he only didn't play last weekend because of injury.....now he is healed.

I suppose that has happened before.

If the head coach hadn't constantly transposed QB's throughout his entire tenure, this would truly be an unremarkable event.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NotoriousPIG on October 28, 2019, 04:53:51 PM
I'm ok with Hicks starting b/c based on recent history he will get yanked in the 2nd quarter or at the latest halftime and then JSJ will light it up.  We just might be down 14-0 by the time Jones sees the field.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 28, 2019, 04:58:55 PM
Can you describe "light it up"?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 28, 2019, 05:00:02 PM
Can you describe "light it up"?
scoring a mop-up touchdown
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 28, 2019, 05:15:03 PM
https://twitter.com/ScottFaldon/status/1188906973888204800?s=20
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on October 28, 2019, 05:20:19 PM
JSJ should start and have a package for KJ the rest of the way. We aren't making a bowl, anyway.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 28, 2019, 05:25:58 PM
Chad is holding all the good players back so he can say, give me one more year. I have the studs now. I still don't think he understands the redshirt rule now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 28, 2019, 05:29:36 PM
Chad is holding all the good players back so he can say, give me one more year. I have the studs now. I still don't think he understands the redshirt rule now.

I mean... JSJ has already redshirted. There's zero excuse to not give him more time.

He is completely lost. He's shuffled QB's the entire time here. I can't imagine being a QB and wanting to play for him right now. Even if I were his son.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 28, 2019, 05:37:00 PM
How long does it take a full staff of coaches to create "a package"? Do we not already know the goddamn playbook?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 28, 2019, 05:41:22 PM
How long does it take a full staff of coaches to create "a package"? Do we not already know the goddamn playbook?
We should. From what I have seen, the playbook is only a pamphlet.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Iron Butterfly on October 28, 2019, 05:55:07 PM
https://twitter.com/ScottFaldon/status/1188906973888204800?s=20

Got damn that's depressing.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 28, 2019, 08:53:39 PM
20 bucks the Morris kid picks his..... I mean feels the heat, changes his mind and names JSJ the starter before the end of the week.

Something Smailz, alright. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 28, 2019, 08:57:04 PM
I’m pretty sure we’re drawing straws at this point.
i hope metal straws. We wouldn’t want to be perceived as sea turtle killers
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Red Death on October 28, 2019, 09:11:28 PM
The 1 win Fatasss got 2 years ago against Ole Miss was a miracle too. 

They basically fell apart after kicking our ass with turnovers in the 2nd half to let us squeak by. 

If not for that we would easily have the record all time. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hogrock on October 28, 2019, 11:06:50 PM
Something Smailz, alright. 
:thumbup:  :beer:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NostraHOGus on October 28, 2019, 11:55:48 PM
The 1 win Fatasss got 2 years ago against Ole Miss was a miracle too. 

They basically fell apart after kicking our ass with turnovers in the 2nd half to let us squeak by. 

If not for that we would easily have the record all time.

This is an ignorant take on one of the most exciting victories against a competitive opponent in recent memory.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NostraHOGus on October 29, 2019, 12:03:03 AM
How long does it take a full staff of coaches to create "a package"? Do we not already know the goddamn playbook?

I think you are asking the right question. Some of the few bright recruiting and winning spots in Bielema's tenure occurred with the help of assistants who moved on due to opportunity.

HDN had broken in his "Murray State Posse" at Boise before jumping to Arkansas. Still, his loyalty to staff probably cost him at times.

Petrino never found a defensive staff to equal his offensive success.

I wonder if the step up from Power 5 to group of 5 wasn't an eye opener form Morris' very young staff?  Heck, the strength of the SEC West surprised Bielema, and he had a Power 5 championship resume.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Razor B on October 29, 2019, 09:06:47 AM
Petrino never found a defensive staff to equal his offensive success.


I don't feel teams can have a truly great defense with a high powered offense.  In order to be high powered you have to use your defense differently in practices that pretty much hurts them in real games.  Even though Alabama scores big it's more to do with them having really good athletes.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 29, 2019, 09:38:21 AM
The 1 win Fatasss got 2 years ago against Ole Miss was a miracle too. 

They basically fell apart after kicking our ass with turnovers in the 2nd half to let us squeak by. 

If not for that we would easily have the record all time.
It would add 6 to the current total if we had lost that game.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 29, 2019, 09:40:03 AM
I don't feel teams can have a truly great defense with a high powered offense.  In order to be high powered you have to use your defense differently in practices that pretty much hurts them in real games.  Even though Alabama scores big it's more to do with them having really good athletes.

Their offense is the best it’s ever been but Alabama’s D and ST also score a lot of their points or set up the offense nicely. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: dour countenance on October 29, 2019, 10:23:24 AM
I don't feel teams can have a truly great defense with a high powered offense.  In order to be high powered you have to use your defense differently in practices that pretty much hurts them in real games.  Even though Alabama scores big it's more to do with them having really good athletes.

Agreed.  See, for example, LSU this year compared to LSU the last 15 years.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 29, 2019, 11:27:20 AM
I don't feel teams can have a truly great defense with a high powered offense.  In order to be high powered you have to use your defense differently in practices that pretty much hurts them in real games.  Even though Alabama scores big it's more to do with them having really good athletes.
Disagree.  That's literally how Clemson has won 2 titles in 3 years. 
https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/years/2018-team-defense.html
https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/years/2018-team-offense.html

Florida State did the same thing in 2013.
https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/years/2013-team-offense.html
https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/years/2013-team-defense.html
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 29, 2019, 11:44:59 AM
I don't feel teams can have a truly great defense with a high powered offense.  In order to be high powered you have to use your defense differently in practices that pretty much hurts them in real games.  Even though Alabama scores big it's more to do with them having really good athletes.

The varsity/ones and twos offense and defense don't face each other except for spring and August. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 29, 2019, 12:21:13 PM
Not sure if this has been posted in one of our other 2019 and We Still Suck threads, but Colt Jackson is retiring.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/arkansas-lineman-announces-retirement-from-football/ (https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/arkansas-lineman-announces-retirement-from-football/)

Colton Jackson, an Arkansas senior, said in a tweet that back surgery ultimately caused him to make this decision as he called it “disappointing” when you put in countless hours of practice, training and rehab each week, “for it not even come close to be reflected through your performance and on film.”
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Snorts on October 29, 2019, 12:58:43 PM
Our RB averaged about 4.3 yards per carry.

We gave up one sack.  Pressure caused several interceptions as Starkel tossed it downfield at the nearest white jersey to try to avoid being hit, but only one official sack.

We had 3 tackles for loss, Bummer had 5.

Our OL was not a disaster last game. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Animal on October 29, 2019, 01:35:07 PM
Does it matter what anyones star rating is? That means dick all once you make it onto campus and be under the tutelage of the esteemed Chad Morris the QB maker.

KJ Jefferson may just not be ready just like Noland wasn’t ready and ended up quitting football perhaps because his experience of college football was most likely negative.

Nobody came away last season thinking Noland was the answer and if they were to play KJ...the same sentiment could very well happen again.

My guess is next season we will see another grad transfer compete with KJ and JSJ. I figure Starkel portals himself to Valdosta State or some shit.

We can only hope that Norvell can get it all fixed.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 29, 2019, 01:42:25 PM


KJ Jefferson may just not be ready just like Noland wasn’t ready and ended up quitting football perhaps because his experience of college football was most likely negative.


um Noland has next level potential in baseball.


KJ not being ready doesn't really resonate with me considering what we are seeing on the field. what does "ready" even mean?

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 29, 2019, 02:33:53 PM
People thinking KJ will come in and play the majority of the remaining games don't realize he wanted to redshirt, and he has spent the majority of his time running the scout team.  I think we are all aware that Coach Morris' offense ain't what everybody else has been running.  Too complex, of course.  Those scout team play sheets seem to give specific directions for what the other team runs.  Maybe KJ can come in and run Bama's offense against Miss Stake.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: MakeMeOink on October 29, 2019, 02:51:43 PM
Maybe KJ can come in and run Kentucky's offense!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 29, 2019, 02:52:15 PM
People thinking KJ will come in and play the majority of the remaining games don't realize he wanted to redshirt, and he has spent the majority of his time running the scout team.  I think we are all aware that Coach Morris' offense ain't what everybody else has been running.  Too complex, of course.  Those scout team play sheets seem to give specific directions for what the other team runs.  Maybe KJ can come in and run Bama's offense against Miss Stake.

sounds like he wants to play for the next coach.

or he'll portal along with chase hayden at the end of the year
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 29, 2019, 03:16:11 PM
sounds like he wants to play for the next coach.

or he'll portal along with chase hayden at the end of the year
Hayden has been a bust.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 29, 2019, 03:34:39 PM
Hayden has been a bust.

Since he broke his ankle or leg, he's been a different player.  He did show some major promise before then. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 29, 2019, 03:39:50 PM
sounds like he wants to play for the next coach.

or he'll portal along with chase hayden at the end of the year

I think he just wants to play.  I didn't mean to say he didn't want to play in the last 4 games, I'm just saying he really will be limited as far as running the Morris offense.  I'm sure I'll take a beating over this, but none of our QB's will look good in the passing game with the patheticity of the pass blocking.  The RPO or triple option look will be similar to what JSJ did against Bama, except KJ will be more of a danger to take the keep to the house.  Of course Miss Stake will prepare a little more for that than Bama did (if you believe Saban he said they didn't prepare any for it). 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 29, 2019, 03:57:15 PM
I think we are all aware that Coach Morris' offense ain't what everybody else has been running.  Too complex, of course. 
I think more should be asked about this.  What kind of wizardry does his offense require that it takes mere mortals years of devoted study to master it?  He wasn't at SMU long enough for anyone to really pick it up, but apparently HS kids were adept at it? 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 29, 2019, 04:01:40 PM
this nonsense about his offense is just a smokescreen.

i don't believe any of it.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 29, 2019, 04:06:13 PM
His offense sucks and everyone knows it.
Anyone that says otherwise is blowing smoke up your ass. We've fumbled around and flip-flopped in and out, what, 6 QB's now in the two years he's been here?
Do people really think throwing a 7th QB into that mix is going to solve anything?

The only thing it will do, for sure, is expose yet another player to this cancerous offensive scheme and allow this offensive staff to overwhelm yet another QB prospect.
That simply shouldn't happen.

Hicks should play the rest of this season out and leave with this coaching staff. Save any returning QB from getting completely fucked over by these coaches.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 29, 2019, 04:07:06 PM
Since he broke his ankle or leg, he's been a different player.  He did show some major promise before then.
Still... a bust.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 29, 2019, 04:12:39 PM
patheticity of the pass blocking. 
The only place this shows up is in the urban dictionary. Please Mr. Educator, use the sarcasm emoticon from now on.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 29, 2019, 04:23:28 PM
The only place this shows up is in the urban dictionary. Please Mr. Educator, use the sarcasm emoticon from now on.

My bad.  I thought I was inventing a word. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on October 29, 2019, 04:25:50 PM
I like when we run the RPO and hold the ball out, but the running back goes the other way and doesn't even come close to the QB.  That really keeps the defense guessing.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 29, 2019, 04:30:45 PM
I like when we run the RPO and hold the ball out, but the running back goes the other way and doesn't even come close to the QB.  That really keeps the defense guessing.

The Stevie Wonder Option.  I'm not sure it's going to catch on. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Law_Hawg on October 29, 2019, 04:32:05 PM


(https://www.nationsonline.org/maps/chad_map.jpg)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Animal on October 29, 2019, 04:47:24 PM
I like when we run the RPO and hold the ball out, but the running back goes the other way and doesn't even come close to the QB.  That really keeps the defense guessing.

We are not running RPO....it's more like PIFS (PASS, INTERCEPTION/INCOMPLETE, FUMBLE, SACK)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 29, 2019, 05:01:20 PM
.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on October 29, 2019, 05:27:44 PM
more like Chode amirite
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 29, 2019, 05:29:18 PM
My bad.  I thought I was inventing a word.
I'm pretty sure you can register it somewhere if you're willing to take credit/blame for it.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 29, 2019, 05:30:45 PM
The only place this shows up is in the urban dictionary. Please Mr. Educator, use the sarcasm emoticon from now on.

Pathetic city sounds like good name for the village
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 29, 2019, 05:34:08 PM
The 1 win Fatasss got 2 years ago against Ole Miss was a miracle too. 

They basically fell apart after kicking our ass with turnovers in the 2nd half to let us squeak by. 

If not for that we would easily have the record all time.

Yep, our lone win was a comeback after being down 31-7 if I remember correctly. Even when we win we suck.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Sliver72 on October 29, 2019, 05:34:43 PM
My bad.  I thought I was inventing a word.
It's called "Poetic License", and you can use it. Fuck these haterz.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 29, 2019, 05:42:20 PM

(https://www.nationsonline.org/maps/chad_map.jpg)
Average IQ in Chad: 68
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boared Cynic on October 29, 2019, 05:43:20 PM

(https://www.nationsonline.org/maps/chad_map.jpg)

Near De Nile right ?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: NotoriousPIG on October 29, 2019, 06:01:59 PM
The offense is so complex that a guy who played 2 years prior in the system and threw for 4000+ yards can't even run it effectively now.

That must be it.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 29, 2019, 06:04:59 PM
Hayden has been a bust.

maybe, maybe not

name one offensive player who has shown improvement under this staff.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: IH8LSU on October 29, 2019, 06:23:45 PM
I like when we run the RPO and hold the ball out, but the running back goes the other way and doesn't even come close to the QB.  That really keeps the defense guessing.
What corch made dick hold out the ball on handoffs  so all the world could see what we were about to do? Was it Johnelle or Bert? Or someone else?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogbit on October 29, 2019, 06:52:47 PM
Pathetic city sounds like good name for the village
No, it sounds like a good name for choads offensive scheme.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Son_of_Spam on October 29, 2019, 07:16:08 PM
The only place this shows up is in the urban dictionary. Please Mr. Educator, use the sarcasm emoticon from now on.
No different than pisstivity. As in I am pissed to the height of pisstivity.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on October 29, 2019, 07:25:55 PM
If I were asked to sum up what best exemplifies the Morris era in 1 quick factoid it would be that through 7 games of a 2-5 season, a freshman WR and a senior TE had both taken more snaps than a billionaire legacy's record setting grandson and a highly touted mobile QB.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 29, 2019, 09:35:10 PM
The offense is so complex that a guy who played 2 years prior in the system and threw for 4000+ yards can't even run it effectively now.

That must be it.

Too many fuckometric schemes for a kid to just pick up and run with.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 29, 2019, 09:42:56 PM
Too many fuckometric schemes for a kid to just pick up and run with.
Well, the dipshit coach is a math teacher.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 29, 2019, 09:54:15 PM
Abacus Chad
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: lawtiger on October 29, 2019, 11:15:29 PM
Pathetic city sounds like good name for the village

Mor-ris he does-n't live here
He loves the Aggie coll-ie sex
Don't you remem-ber, he built
Pathetic City
He built Pat City on Rakeem Boooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyddddddddd!

I'm enjoying a brilliant sativa that my doc swears will cure my what was I talking about?  I apologize for nothing.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 30, 2019, 01:56:30 PM
If I were asked to sum up what best exemplifies the Morris era in 1 quick factoid it would be that through 7 games of a 2-5 season, a freshman WR and a senior TE had both taken more snaps than a billionaire legacy's record setting grandson and a highly touted mobile QB.
He fucking rappelled into his intro presser, started talking about Left Lane, Hammer Down & Full Tilt Boogie yet the offense has had all the excitement of a bowl of cold oatmeal.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 30, 2019, 01:58:17 PM
He fucking rappelled into his intro presser, started talking about Left Lane, Hammer Down & Full Tilt Boogie yet the offense has had all the excitement of a bowl of cold oatmeal.
:morris: has been a dipshit from the start.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Loma on October 30, 2019, 03:23:32 PM
What did Justin Moore say this morning on Full Ride?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 30, 2019, 03:30:10 PM
What did Justin Moore say this morning on Full Ride?

Oh shit...are we recruiting him at QB, too?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 30, 2019, 03:31:16 PM
What did Justin Moore say this morning on Full Ride?

Who on what?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 30, 2019, 03:39:20 PM
What did Justin Moore say this morning on Full Ride?
are we supposed to care
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 30, 2019, 04:24:35 PM
Oh shit...are we recruiting him at QB, too?

About the same size as grandbaby and Chad Jr. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on October 30, 2019, 04:26:31 PM
Y'all remember the running threat that JSJ gave us at QB against Alabama?

Well Hicks is starting at QB on Saturday.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 30, 2019, 04:40:38 PM
He fucking rappelled into his intro presser, started talking about Left Lane, Hammer Down & Full Tilt Boogie yet the offense has had all the excitement of a bowl of cold oatmeal.


Chaggie didn't rappel into his grand entrance. That was a stunt man, they just huddled around in the darkness and put the stunt mans's red cap on Chaggle before he ran up on the stage. The usual subterfuge and smoke and mirrors on the Hill,

So not only is Chad a loser, he's a fraud as well.

https://footballscoop.com/news/chad-morris-makes-grand-entrance/


 :morris:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 30, 2019, 04:52:48 PM
Abacus Chad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suCNZe3Gwkw
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 30, 2019, 06:12:04 PM

Chaggie didn't rappel into his grand entrance. That was a stunt man, they just huddled around in the darkness and put the stunt mans's red cap on Chaggle before he ran up on the stage. The usual subterfuge and smoke and mirrors on the Hill,

So not only is Chad a loser, he's a fraud as well.

https://footballscoop.com/news/chad-morris-makes-grand-entrance/


 :morris:
You don't say
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 30, 2019, 07:50:06 PM

Chaggie didn't rappel into his grand entrance. That was a stunt man, they just huddled around in the darkness and put the stunt mans's red cap on Chaggle before he ran up on the stage. The usual subterfuge and smoke and mirrors on the Hill,

So not only is Chad a loser, he's a fraud as well.

https://footballscoop.com/news/chad-morris-makes-grand-entrance/


 :morris:
Well, Captain Obvious. I'm glad you're here to reiterate what was general knowledge over here when it happened.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 30, 2019, 07:55:26 PM
Oh shit...are we recruiting him at QB, too?

Ok. This was funny.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 30, 2019, 07:55:39 PM
He fucking rappelled into his intro presser, started talking about Left Lane, Hammer Down & Full Tilt Boogie yet the offense has had all the excitement of a bowl of cold oatmeal.

Hey!


Don't talk about oatmeal like that. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: mde114 on October 30, 2019, 07:56:14 PM
Y'all remember the running threat that JSJ gave us at QB against Alabama?

Well Hicks is starting at QB on Saturday.

This isn’t.

Chad does make it hard to keep hold of that rope.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: SooieeecidalTendencies on October 30, 2019, 08:22:11 PM
What did Justin Moore say this morning on Full Ride?

Did he ever call in? I was listening, but never heard him and Childers mentioned they were waiting on him to call. All the while he and Nueheisel were reminding us how bad we suck. Paraphrasing, Tennessee is trending slightly upward. We are obviously not. They compared Arkansas and Tennessee and how similar both programs were two years ago. Nueheisel also threw in how UCLA was another similar team and how they too are trending upward, slightly. Childers mentioned something along the lines of how UT appeared to look like a team who belonged on the field against Bama, we...obviously....did not. They also mentioned the game this week (MSU at Arkansas) and how it was somewhat fascinating how two programs were playing for the future.

They then went on about how nobody at Arkansas, within the athletic department is speaking to the fans right now giving us any sign of hope.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 30, 2019, 08:55:13 PM
What did Justin Moore say this morning on Full Ride?
He and Bert are big celebrity buddies.

I don't blame Justin, he's a Razorback fan. Who wouldn't take advantage if you were in his position?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 30, 2019, 09:13:33 PM
Thx, dick.

 https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21 (https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on October 30, 2019, 09:29:50 PM
Thx, dick.

 https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21 (https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21)

He’s not wrong.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 30, 2019, 09:38:25 PM
You don't say
He fucking rappelled into his intro presser, started talking about Left Lane, Hammer Down & Full Tilt Boogie yet the offense has had all the excitement of a bowl of cold oatmeal.
Well, Captain Obvious. I'm glad you're here to reiterate what was general knowledge over here when it happened.


You two Superfans usually need things explained to you.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 30, 2019, 09:48:26 PM
Thx, dick.

 https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21 (https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21)

I assume you're referring to Chad.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Barton Fink on October 30, 2019, 09:49:15 PM
Correct
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on October 30, 2019, 10:06:37 PM
Thx, dick.

 https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21 (https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21)


We’re a program of superlatives!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: clintcommander on October 30, 2019, 11:24:29 PM
Thx, dick.

 https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21 (https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21)

Will not buff out.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on October 31, 2019, 06:32:28 AM
Morris and Craddock are quoted in this morning’s ADG saying the QB competition is wide open. I wonder if they understand having a wide open QB competition 8 games into the season might be indicative of an issue with their coaching. They also talked about having “a package” for JSJ last Saturday. Is their offense really that complicated? How do the other freshmen QBs in the league manage?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Animal on October 31, 2019, 07:04:13 AM
Seriously we may as well have HDN as coach at least he’s a local boy and not an Aggie.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TexZilla on October 31, 2019, 08:01:53 AM
Thx, dick.

 https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21 (https://twitter.com/tyesportsradio/status/1189689027085115392?s=21)
This is somewhat hyperbole.  Worst team no.  Worst coached team? No fucking doubt.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Tanny Bogus on October 31, 2019, 08:07:42 AM
Hey!


Don't talk about oatmeal like that.
I like oatmeal.  It is solid, reliable and does what it is supposed to do.  It is, however, not exciting. 

At this point I don't even care if our offense isn't exciting.  I'd take "solid, reliable and does what it is supposed to do."
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DirkPiggler on October 31, 2019, 08:17:33 AM
This is somewhat hyperbole.  Worst team no.  Worst coached team? No fucking doubt.

We are at best the second worst power five team in the country.  Thank God for Rutgers, I guess. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Arkansas Proud on October 31, 2019, 08:19:04 AM
I said after Bert and after last year, no great coach has ever gone 0-8.
A lot made fun of me both times.
I’m not wrong.
Nobody pointed out Holtz who I think did that. He was a good coach, not great in the 21st century.

We could keep Chad one more year just to get the SMU effect in 2021. The same one Nutt took advantage of in 98.  I’d be okay with that in this instance, just because I’m so tired of losing.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 31, 2019, 08:35:14 AM
Morris and Craddock are quoted in this morning’s ADG saying the QB competition is wide open. I wonder if they understand having a wide open QB competition 8 games into the season might be indicative of an issue with their coaching. They also talked about having “a package” for JSJ last Saturday. Is their offense really that complicated? How do the other freshmen QBs in the league manage?
what in the ever living fuck
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on October 31, 2019, 08:53:53 AM
2019 results for 2nd year SEC coaches:

Dan Mullen (3.8)   Florida    7   1                        
Jimbo Fisher (2.4)   Texas A&M 5   3                        
Jeremy Pruitt (3.2)   Tennessee    3   5                        
Matt Luke (3.6)           Ole Miss    3   5                        
Joe Moorhead (3.8)   Miss State  3   5                        
Chad Morris (3.6)   Arkansas    2   6
                        

This is why I fear we get another year of the chad - everyone either follows suit and keeps their guy or they are all out shopping the same handful of potentials and we are low bidder
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 31, 2019, 08:55:17 AM
I said after Bert and after last year, no great coach has ever gone 0-8.
A lot made fun of me both times.
I’m not wrong.
The fact that you feel the need to constantly remind people on an internet messageboard of times when you were "right" says a lot about your self-worth.
You must be a miserable cunt in real life.

Nobody pointed out Holtz who I think did that. He was a good coach, not great in the 21st century.
I'm pretty sure most would call Lou Holtz a great coach of his generation.

We could keep Chad one more year just to get the SMU effect in 2021. The same one Nutt took advantage of in 98.  I’d be okay with that in this instance, just because I’m so tired of losing.
I have no idea what "the SMU effect" is or how it translates to Nutt in 1998, but I'm not OK with Chad taking another year in any respect.
He's proven that he is lost and in it way too deep to recover.

We can't risk another year of player regression with all of these young kids that need developing.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on October 31, 2019, 09:10:33 AM
The fact that you feel the need to constantly remind people on an internet messageboard of times when you were "right" says a lot about your self-worth.
You must be a miserable cunt in real life.
I'm pretty sure most would call Lou Holtz a great coach of his generation.
I have no idea what "the SMU effect" is or how it translates to Nutt in 1998, but I'm not OK with Chad taking another year in any respect.
He's proven that he is lost and in it way too deep to recover.

We can't risk another year of player regression with all of these young kids that need developing.
he ain’t called arkansas proud for noting.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HerbertHog on October 31, 2019, 09:27:44 AM
i feel like the powers that be have brought this upon us as punishment for running off houston nutt.

boy, that showed us...
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 31, 2019, 09:35:50 AM
I said after Bert and after last year, no great coach has ever gone 0-8.
A lot made fun of me both times.

You said that after Bert went 0-8.

After Chad went 0-8, you hemmed and hawed about how you'd have to see more, since the talent was so bad. THAT is what you got mocked for - spending 4 straight years talking about how brilliant your 0-8 standard is, and then immediately abandoning it for the next coach.

But hey, I'm sure you like your little story better.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on October 31, 2019, 10:32:55 AM
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please love me, someone, anyone!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on October 31, 2019, 10:39:03 AM
chad leads all sec coaches in the amount of money made per win so far this season at $2 million.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on October 31, 2019, 11:00:40 AM
chad leads all sec coaches in the amount of money made per win so far this season at $2 million.

And that's the crux of the whole deal. He's not a volunteer coach. He's making several million dollars a year, in part to work some fucking miracles. Instead, he can't even field a respectable team.

Is it fair he walked into the post-Bert situation? No. Is it fair we would can him before he has "his players" as upperclassmen? No. Is it fair he has injuries? No.

But fair has jackshit all to do with it. He's making $2m per win, and that's sure not fair either.  At this pay level it's produce or GTFO. Fuck fair.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HogofWar on October 31, 2019, 11:19:32 AM


And that's the crux of the whole deal. He's not a volunteer coach. He's making several million dollars a year, in part to work some fucking miracles. Instead, he can't even field a respectable team.

Is it fair he walked into the post-Bert situation? No. Is it fair we would can him before he has "his players" as upperclassmen? No. Is it fair he has injuries? No.

But fair has jackshit all to do with it. He's making $2m per win, and that's sure not fair either.  At this pay level it's produce or GTFO. Fuck fair.

I am not buying the excuse of last year, after seeing what SMU has done with transfer players and hearing that he had thrown Bert's  players under the bus.

He just sucks. Time to move on and hire s ok someone more competent. Unfortunately the ones that hired the last two coaches still have say on who we hire.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Rick B. on October 31, 2019, 11:39:25 AM

I have no idea what "the SMU effect" is or how it translates to Nutt in 1998, but I'm not OK with Chad taking another year in any respect.
He's proven that he is lost and in it way too deep to recover.

I believe the SMU EFFECT is the fact that SMU is now good 1.5 years AFTER CHAD.  SimUlar to how we sucked in 1996 and 1997 but Ford recruited some serious dudes then Houston The Savior Dale Nutt took over and we promptly rolled out to an 8-0 start and even demolished Alabama.  Finished 9-2 regular season. 

If I was guaranteed that 2021 would have us go 10-2 and make it to the Citrus Bowl with a new coach IF Chad coached us for one more year, I'd endure the rest of this year and 2020 for that result.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 31, 2019, 12:20:57 PM
I believe the SMU EFFECT is the fact that SMU is now good 1.5 years AFTER CHAD.  SimUlar to how we sucked in 1996 and 1997 but Ford recruited some serious dudes then Houston The Savior Dale Nutt took over and we promptly rolled out to an 8-0 start and even demolished Alabama.  Finished 9-2 regular season. 

If I was guaranteed that 2021 would have us go 10-2 and make it to the Citrus Bowl with a new coach IF Chad coached us for one more year, I'd endure the rest of this year and 2020 for that result.

yeah, but SMU is loaded with transfers from this season and last...  Nutt didn't roll in here and immediately flip a substantial part of the roster
so I still don't understand whatever point he was trying to make.

Also....  Chad had one good recruiting class

the current one is shit
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Arkansas Proud on October 31, 2019, 12:33:04 PM
I believe the SMU EFFECT is the fact that SMU is now good 1.5 years AFTER CHAD.  SimUlar to how we sucked in 1996 and 1997 but Ford recruited some serious dudes then Houston The Savior Dale Nutt took over and we promptly rolled out to an 8-0 start and even demolished Alabama.  Finished 9-2 regular season. 

If I was guaranteed that 2021 would have us go 10-2 and make it to the Citrus Bowl with a new coach IF Chad coached us for one more year, I'd endure the rest of this year and 2020 for that result.

Yeah, most people understood that but thanks for pointing it out for the posters that couldn't cut it at Hogville.

You said that after Bert went 0-8.

After Chad went 0-8, you hemmed and hawed about how you'd have to see more, since the talent was so bad. THAT is what you got mocked for - spending 4 straight years talking about how brilliant your 0-8 standard is, and then immediately abandoning it for the next coach.

But hey, I'm sure you like your little story better.

0-8 is not my standard.  0-8 is every sane football fan's standard.  I left the door open just a little, due to the top 20 recruiting class, just as I partially opened it when we shut out LSU and OM, then beat TX in 2014.  It was logical to do that both times, even though like most people who don't want to make this a "me vs. you" thing and instead look at this impartially, choose to see that no great coaches go 0-8.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on October 31, 2019, 12:50:45 PM
yeah, but SMU is loaded with transfers from this season and last...  Nutt didn't roll in here and immediately flip a substantial part of the roster
so I still don't understand whatever point he was trying to make.

Also....  Chad had one good recruiting class

the current one is shit

One thing I noticed about SMU's transfers is something Morris, or whoever is our coach next year better try to copy--they have 5 offensive linemen in their 2 deep for offensive linemen.  Of course their most notable transfer is their QB, so we've tried that route.  Maybe a transfer QB coach will  help? 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 31, 2019, 01:01:57 PM
Yeah, most people understood that but thanks for pointing it out for the posters that couldn't cut it at Hogville.


He was attempting to explain it.
No one else understood it, because it's senseless.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 31, 2019, 01:03:11 PM
0-8 is not my standard.  0-8 is every sane football fan's standard.  I left the door open just a little, due to the top 20 recruiting class, just as I partially opened it when we shut out LSU and OM, then beat TX in 2014.  It was logical to do that both times, even though like most people who don't want to make this a "me vs. you" thing and instead look at this impartially, choose to see that no great coaches go 0-8.

If it's so widely understood, why did you do victory laps over it and repeat it non-stop once Bielema was fired?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on October 31, 2019, 01:10:47 PM
0-8 is not my standard.  0-8 is every sane football fan's standard.  I left the door open just a little, due to the top 20 recruiting class, just as I partially opened it when we shut out LSU and OM, then beat TX in 2014.  It was logical to do that both times, even though like most people who don't want to make this a "me vs. you" thing and instead look at this impartially, choose to see that no great coaches go 0-8.

Quit changing the subject. Your last post was a lie.

You did not keep the same standard, and no one mocked you for the standard you didn't keep.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: kaiserhog on October 31, 2019, 01:35:52 PM
I believe the SMU EFFECT is the fact that SMU is now good 1.5 years AFTER CHAD.  SimUlar to how we sucked in 1996 and 1997 but Ford recruited some serious dudes then Houston The Savior Dale Nutt took over and we promptly rolled out to an 8-0 start and even demolished Alabama.  Finished 9-2 regular season. 

If I was guaranteed that 2021 would have us go 10-2 and make it to the Citrus Bowl with a new coach IF Chad coached us for one more year, I'd endure the rest of this year and 2020 for that result.
Seems Wisconsin got better post-Bert, we have a habit making other programs better.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on October 31, 2019, 01:36:26 PM
son of a

https://arkansas.rivals.com/news/look-comparing-2018-vs-2019-through-week-8

bitch we suck at every metric and in almost all of them are worse than last year
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 31, 2019, 01:50:53 PM
Seems Wisconsin got better post-Bert.
This isn't really accurate. Bielema did get them to 3 straight Big 10 titles his last 3 years and they haven't won any since he left.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on October 31, 2019, 01:57:25 PM
This isn't really accurate. Bielema did get them to 3 straight Big 10 titles his last 3 years and they haven't won any since he left.
I keep falling back on this as a reason for my support for him in the beginning.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Ty Webb on October 31, 2019, 02:02:04 PM
I keep falling back on this as a reason for my support for him in the beginning.
It was a good reason. It didn't work out like we thought or hoped but BB had a track record of success and most gave him some hope moving forward. Morris, on the other hand, gets no pass because he was only a 14-22 coach when we hired him not 68-24 with 3 BIG 10 titles.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Razor B on October 31, 2019, 03:39:39 PM
It was a good reason. It didn't work out like we thought or hoped but BB had a track record of success and most gave him some hope moving forward. Morris, on the other hand, gets no pass because he was only a 14-22 coach when we hired him not 68-24 with 3 BIG 10 titles.

Bret did a lot of that when some of the Big 10 teams were down during his time at Wisconsin.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on October 31, 2019, 03:43:45 PM
This isn't really accurate. Bielema did get them to 3 straight Big 10 titles his last 3 years and they haven't won any since he left.

You mean Bielvarez, right?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on October 31, 2019, 03:49:14 PM
bert would stomp Choad's ass 9/10 times with equal talent. please don't take this as an endorsement of bert
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on October 31, 2019, 03:50:25 PM
son of a

https://arkansas.rivals.com/news/look-comparing-2018-vs-2019-through-week-8

bitch we suck at every metric and in almost all of them are worse than last year

Damn

I didn't realize it was that awful.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Stephen Colboar on October 31, 2019, 03:54:28 PM
It was a good reason. It didn't work out like we thought or hoped but BB had a track record of success and most gave him some hope moving forward. Morris, on the other hand, gets no pass because he was only a 14-22 coach when we hired him not 68-24 with 3 BIG 10 titles.
Bielema's teams showed clear and steady development/progress over the first several seasons, with obvious hiccups along the way.
Chad's teams are moving the opposite direction, much like Bielema's last several seasons.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Rick B. on October 31, 2019, 04:26:48 PM
bert would stomp Chad's ass 9/10 times with equal talent. please don't take this as an endorsement of bert

A MONKEY pecking on a keyboard would draw up better plays and be more successful that Chad at this point.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on October 31, 2019, 05:48:48 PM
A MONKEY pecking on a keyboard would draw up better plays and be more successful that Chad at this point.

but, but, but he's an offensive GENIUS!!!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: kaiserhog on October 31, 2019, 05:50:58 PM
The difference is Ohio State got off probation, they went to that last Rose Bowl with an 8-5 record.  Compare their winning percentage since he left.  Bielemers have always lacked context.
Bret did a lot of that when some of the Big 10 teams were down during his time at Wisconsin.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on October 31, 2019, 06:07:45 PM
A MONKEY pecking on a keyboard would draw up better plays and be more successful that Chad at this point.
And we wouldn’t have to fly the monkey back and forth to Dallas every weekend.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: RollieFingerbangers on November 01, 2019, 12:03:23 AM
And we wouldn’t have to fly the monkey back and forth to Dallas every weekend.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: CardHog on November 01, 2019, 07:16:02 AM
It was a good reason. It didn't work out like we thought or hoped but BB had a track record of success and most gave him some hope moving forward. Morris, on the other hand, gets no pass because he was only a 14-22 coach when we hired him not 68-24 with 3 BIG 10 titles.

It was a good hire and he had us moving in the right direction.  He married WAY over his head.  She may look like a busted Daytona stripper but for him, he struck gold.  A successful SEC coach has to eat and breath football, ain't got time for that other shit.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on November 01, 2019, 08:11:56 AM
It was a good hire and he had us moving in the right direction.  He married WAY over his head.  She may look like a busted Daytona stripper but for him, he struck gold.  A successful SEC coach has to eat and breath football, ain't got time for that other shit.
Yeah then we lost to Toledo and tortilla tech in year 3 at home.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Red Death on November 01, 2019, 08:25:06 AM
Yeah then we lost to Toledo and tortilla tech in year 3 at home.

And this was his BEST year here to finish 8-5, of course that’s light years better than anything Chad will ever do in fairness.  But because  of games like Toledo and Texas Tech there was never any real hope of him getting it done. 

And he had NFL talent at QB.   Chad doesn’t have anything close to Brandon Allen on campus. 

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.   Until we get a NFL prospect at the QB position (Stoerner, Jones, Mallett, Wilson, Allen) we aren’t going anywhere.  Starkel, Hicks, Storey and Kelley aren’t anywhere close to those players. 

A QB like this is the difference between us being 5-3 right now. 

I don’t care who the coach is, you MUST have a NFL prospect at QB.  Until we get one get used to sucking. 





.......Chad sucks and I want him fired. 

TRD
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on November 01, 2019, 08:50:51 AM
And this was his BEST year here to finish 8-5, of course that’s light years better than anything Chad will ever do in fairness.  But because  of games like Toledo and Texas Tech there was never any real hope of him getting it done. 

And he had NFL talent at QB.   Chad doesn’t have anything close to Brandon Allen on campus. 

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.   Until we get a NFL prospect at the QB position (Stoerner, Jones, Mallett, Wilson, Allen) we aren’t going anywhere.  Starkel, Hicks, Storey and Kelley aren’t anywhere close to those players. 

A QB like this is the difference between us being 5-3 right now. 

I don’t care who the coach is, you MUST have a NFL prospect at QB.  Until we get one get used to sucking. 





.......Chad sucks and I want him fired. 

TRD

We don't have to have an NFL level QB to be successful, but that would be nice.  If we could just get a game manager like the usual Bama QB (not Tua), we would see much more success.  I'm still not convinced we don't have one of those now, but they're not being prepped to be a game manager at all. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on November 01, 2019, 08:54:50 AM
Is chad really fucking promising a win against Miss State this weekend when we can’t even figure out our quarterback situation and we’ll every fucking else in regards to our team
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on November 01, 2019, 09:04:54 AM
Is chad really fucking promising a win against Miss State this weekend when we can’t even figure out our quarterback situation and we’ll every fucking else in regards to our team

No, but in his usual unprepared for being in front of the microphone case, he wasn't speaking good English.  He's drinking water, stumbling around with where to put the bottle and instead of saying "We go into the game to win, so we play the best player," he says something like "We're going to win a game, so we play the best player."  On paper, it completely looks like he's promising a win, but if you watch the press conference, it's just more, "uh, you knows, and aights," as usual. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on November 01, 2019, 09:12:04 AM
Is this mother fucker flying to Dallas today? If so, I wouldn’t mind if the plane didn’t pick him back up for tomorrow. Just leave him.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkSaladAnnie on November 01, 2019, 09:15:13 AM
No, but in his usual unprepared for being in front of the microphone case, he wasn't speaking good English.  He's drinking water, stumbling around with where to put the bottle and instead of saying "We go into the game to win, so we play the best player," he says something like "We're going to win a game, so we play the best player."  On paper, it completely looks like he's promising a win, but if you watch the press conference, it's just more, "uh, you knows, and aights," as usual.
Chag is constantly fumbling with that water bottle in press conferences. He can’t find it, then slugs it, then can’t put it back over and over.  It’s a fake prop just like his gargantuan play sheet poster he is always fumbling with  but never really reads. He is one nervous Nellie. Something is wrong with him upstairs.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on November 01, 2019, 09:20:09 AM
Chag is constantly fumbling with that water bottle in press conferences. He can’t find it, then slugs it, then can’t put it back over and over.  It’s a fake prop just like his gargantuan play sheet poster he is always fumbling with  but never really reads. He is one nervous Nellie. Something is wrong with him upstairs.
his brain and face were fried
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogbit on November 01, 2019, 09:34:54 AM
Chag is constantly fumbling with that water bottle in press conferences. He can’t find it, then slugs it, then can’t put it back over and over.  It’s a fake prop just like his gargantuan play sheet poster he is always fumbling with  but never really reads. He is one nervous Nellie. Something is wrong with him upstairs.
He is a fidgety, nervous motherfucker for sure.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on November 01, 2019, 09:36:53 AM
 *:
Is this mother fucker flying to Dallas today? If so, I wouldn’t mind if the plane didn’t pick him back up for tomorrow. Just leave him.

Probably, and  he'll be among several D-1 coaches there as this will be one of the top games in Texas tonight.  Lancaster (HP's opponent) has several who have committed recently, or are on the verge.  One of their cornerbacks just verbally committed to LSU last weekend.  Should be a great game. 

Chandler Morris (HP QB) vs Lancaster's top CB Lorando Johnson is scrolling on Lancaster's School marquee, right under, Come Watch Morris Piss Away Another Razorback Game By Not Being in the Team Hotel for 4 hours. 

Since sarcasm isn't completely what I'm going for here, I won't add that tag.  Tongue in cheek might be a better tag.  The GIF with the girl and the broken record is even better.  Just ignoring me is probably the best. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on November 01, 2019, 09:37:51 AM
Is this mother fucker flying to Dallas today? If so, I wouldn’t mind if the plane didn’t pick him back up for tomorrow. Just leave him.

The Scots are playing 7-1 Lancaster - how could you expect him to miss that?!

Just a few more weeks of watching HP play and he should have them evaluated. Then he can move on to scouting another team.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Law_Hawg on November 01, 2019, 09:49:24 AM
Is chad really fucking promising a win against Miss State this weekend when we can’t even figure out our quarterback situation and we’ll every fucking else in regards to our team


Thanks to USAF Hawg's able interpretation, it appears Morris was saying that the team will be traveling to the stadium with the intent to win the game, not that the team will definitely win the game. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hogsrunwild on November 01, 2019, 09:59:36 AM

Thanks to USAF Hawg's able interpretation, it appears Morris was saying that the team will be traveling to the stadium with the intent to win the game, not that the team will definitely win the game.

So we are up to ‘we are going to try to win this week’, as opposed to what we were doing the previous weeks?  Hey, progress I guess.  When a coach has to say, out loud, that we are going to TRY to win against one of the worst teams on our schedule, it is time to pack it in and blow up the whole thing
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on November 01, 2019, 10:10:58 AM
Nobville mods are saying John Thompson will be DC. Those morons over there believe it too.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on November 01, 2019, 10:25:19 AM
Nobville mods are saying John Thompson will be DC. Those morons over there believe it too.
i wish someone would just implode hogville. Or at least backdoor into their server and change up everything
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Law_Hawg on November 01, 2019, 10:27:51 AM
So we are up to ‘we are going to try to win this week’, as opposed to what we were doing the previous weeks?  Hey, progress I guess.  When a coach has to say, out loud, that we are going to TRY to win against one of the worst teams on our schedule, it is time to pack it in and blow up the whole thing


Well, I would've been really surprised to hear him say something like "I don't think we've got a snowball's chance in hell of winning this weekend, but it's on the schedule, so we'll show up." 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on November 01, 2019, 10:28:32 AM
Nobville mods are saying John Thompson will be DC. Those morons over there believe it too.

He always had a good defense at Georgetown, but Patrick Ewing ain't walking through that door.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on November 01, 2019, 10:32:34 AM
He always had a good defense at Georgetown, but Patrick Ewing ain't walking through that door.
Not sure we can pry him away from his DC gig at a small Georgia high school.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on November 01, 2019, 10:33:12 AM
Nobville mods are saying John Thompson will be DC. Those morons over there believe it too.

Well, the poster who started that is pretty connected.  I'm not saying I believe it will happen, but Morris started with a DC that should have retired, I guess he thinks getting a guy who is retired would be an upgrade?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on November 01, 2019, 10:40:55 AM
lol. the guy hasn't coached at a p5 school in 12 years.

more importantly, if true it means morris is coming back. this is what you get when boosters run the program.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on November 01, 2019, 10:45:41 AM
Well, the poster who started that is pretty connected.  I'm not saying I believe it will happen, but Morris started with a DC that should have retired, I guess he thinks getting a guy who is retired would be an upgrade?
That guy doesn’t know shit. All of those mods look like complete freakshows. No way those freaks are connected in any way. When they had their tailgates I’d just walk by shake my head and laugh.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on November 01, 2019, 10:56:14 AM
That guy doesn’t know shit. All of those mods look like complete freakshows. No way those freaks are connected in any way. When they had their tailgates I’d just walk by shake my head and laugh.

I know who the poster is, and he is pretty well connected.  The problem is a couple of his sources like to share info which can sometimes be more reactionary than accurate. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on November 01, 2019, 10:58:23 AM
That guy doesn’t know shit. All of those mods look like complete freakshows. No way those freaks are connected in any way. When they had their tailgates I’d just walk by shake my head and laugh.

Ok.  I just know who the guy is that posted it, and he is about as connected as you can find.  Sometimes he's right, sometimes he's wrong, and as in anything most of the time the situation is pretty fluid.  It's not a lot different from you saying Trey Knox is out for the season with mono, like you did.  You probably heard it from somebody pretty close the situation, and it turns out the diagnosis wasn't as bad as originally thought.  I'm certainly not saying John Thompson will be or needs to be our next DC.  I'm just saying the poster who said it had to have heard it from somebody who usually has pretty good info, more than likely. 

I'm also not into this board vs that board kind of stuff.  It's fun in the summer, but who really cares?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Swahili Steve on November 01, 2019, 11:03:57 AM
Ok.  I just know who the guy is that posted it, and he is about as connected as you can find.  Sometimes he's right, sometimes he's wrong, and as in anything most of the time the situation is pretty fluid.  It's not a lot different from you saying Trey Knox is out for the season with mono, like you did.  You probably heard it from somebody pretty close the situation, and it turns out the diagnosis wasn't as bad as originally thought.  I'm certainly not saying John Thompson will be or needs to be our next DC.  I'm just saying the poster who said it had to have heard it from somebody who usually has pretty good info, more than likely. 

I'm also not into this board vs that board kind of stuff.  It's fun in the summer, but who really cares?
porkrindjimmy?🙄
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on November 01, 2019, 11:04:13 AM
Is it Porkatarian?
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on November 01, 2019, 11:05:24 AM
Is it Porkatarian?

Yes.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on November 01, 2019, 11:05:46 AM
If John Thompson is even remotely a fucking wimper of a thought of being a candidate for our DC job we are so far beyond being fucked. Just when I thought we couldnt be more of a joke of a program.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on November 01, 2019, 11:07:04 AM
Yes.

(https://i.imgur.com/U6xWtZJ.jpg)

That dude is almost never right.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HRC on November 01, 2019, 11:08:04 AM
Connected insider fight!

 ::)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Red Death on November 01, 2019, 11:27:24 AM
Once Thompson accepts Kay Stephenson is on board to be the OC. 

Keep this here. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: USAFHawg on November 01, 2019, 11:27:46 AM
At least now we know where HTL gets all of his "inside" info.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Boondoggle on November 01, 2019, 11:33:54 AM
If John Thompson is even remotely a fucking wimper of a thought of being a candidate for our DC job we are so far beyond being fucked. Just when I thought we couldnt be more of a joke of a program.


Hell, let's just bring back Joe Lee Dunn.

 :haironfire: :suicide:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: geohul on November 01, 2019, 11:44:08 AM
Keith Burns and a Code Red FTW. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on November 01, 2019, 12:08:51 PM
Ok.  I just know who the guy is that posted it, and he is about as connected as you can find.  Sometimes he's right, sometimes he's wrong, and as in anything most of the time the situation is pretty fluid.  It's not a lot different from you saying Trey Knox is out for the season with mono, like you did.  You probably heard it from somebody pretty close the situation, and it turns out the diagnosis wasn't as bad as originally thought.  I'm certainly not saying John Thompson will be or needs to be our next DC.  I'm just saying the poster who said it had to have heard it from somebody who usually has pretty good info, more than likely. 

I'm also not into this board vs that board kind of stuff.  It's fun in the summer, but who really cares?

He also stated that Hugh Freeze was going to be hired by last Friday evening.  They're wrong about almost everything. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on November 01, 2019, 12:14:09 PM
Ok.  I just know who the guy is that posted it, and he is about as connected as you can find.  Sometimes he's right, sometimes he's wrong, and as in anything most of the time the situation is pretty fluid.  It's not a lot different from you saying Trey Knox is out for the season with mono, like you did.  You probably heard it from somebody pretty close the situation, and it turns out the diagnosis wasn't as bad as originally thought.  I'm certainly not saying John Thompson will be or needs to be our next DC.  I'm just saying the poster who said it had to have heard it from somebody who usually has pretty good info, more than likely. 

I'm also not into this board vs that board kind of stuff.  It's fun in the summer, but who really cares?

He did say that he thought Anderson was gone as soon as the meeting was over which was correct..  Outside of that he has been right about 5% of the time since the Nutt days.  They keep reposting his stuff during the basketball search where he was literally wrong about everything.  Just a few weeks ago he said Morris wouldn't be back.  Before that it was Freeze was coming, now it is Thompson.   I don't doubt that he has connections but he gets a lot of bad info. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on November 01, 2019, 12:18:14 PM

Thanks to USAF Hawg's able interpretation, it appears Morris was saying that the team will be traveling to the stadium with the intent to win the game, not that the team will definitely win the game.

Well that's better than traveling to the stadium with the intent to lose. So we've got that going for us. Which is nice.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on November 01, 2019, 12:21:11 PM
Is it Porkatarian?


Yes.


(http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Colin-Farrell-WTF.gif)
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Law_Hawg on November 01, 2019, 12:42:40 PM
Keith Burns and a Code Red FTW.


That bunch running things up there right now could use a Code Red.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Razor B on November 01, 2019, 12:52:43 PM
Nobody knows a thing.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BASS on November 01, 2019, 12:57:01 PM

Well, I would've been really surprised to hear him say something like "I don't think we've got a snowball's chance in hell of winning this weekend, but it's on the schedule, so we'll show up."

At least it's an honest take.  I like honesty.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on November 01, 2019, 01:06:50 PM
I think that the only person who actually knows anything for certain is Hunter Yuracheck and he might not know exactly what he is going to do yet.  All these boosters and connected guys are just various factions running around and throwing shit up against the wall.  I’m sure some of those idiots have talked about keeping Morris and bringing in Freeze and/or Thompson or whomever.  Some of them have probably even gone so far as to call some of them and gauge interest.  But none of it means much.  Yuracheck doesn’t need their permission to act and I don’t believe there is anyone who feels so strongly about Morris that they won’t fall in line and support his firing if that is the choice.

Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on November 01, 2019, 01:13:11 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/U6xWtZJ.jpg)

That dude is almost never right.

When the original "Butch Davis to replace Nutt" stuff came out, a very close friend of mine, who was also a coach of Butch's back in the day started funneling information to me.  My friend was also in constant contact with Davis.  Somehow Porkatarian was telling pretty much word for word what I was being told.  I actually know Porktarian's real name, so I ask my friend, if he knew him.  He says, "yes, and if he says something about the Hogs program, rest assured he's heard it either from Broyles or somebody inside the program."  Of course if he's hearing it from Broyles now, we can probably take it is second or third hand. 

As stated by merc, lots of talk takes place in those circles, and for him to appear more credible, it might be better off that he pump the brakes more often, but all message boards are full of some complete idiots (exhibit 1, a. hawgerelli speaking), and I sure am not thinking John Thompson is fixing to walk into the Football Operations Facility, but stranger things have happened, and porktarian ain't no idiot. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on November 01, 2019, 01:17:39 PM
I think that the only person who actually knows anything for certain is Hunter Yuracheck and he might not know exactly what he is going to do yet.  All these boosters and connected guys are just various factions running around and throwing shit up against the wall.  I’m sure some of those idiots have talked about keeping Morris and bringing in Freeze and/or Thompson or whomever.  Some of them have probably even gone so far as to call some of them and gauge interest.  But none of it means much.  Yuracheck doesn’t need their permission to act and I don’t believe there is anyone who feels so strongly about Morris that they won’t fall in line and support his firing if that is the choice.

I'll agree to disagree.  Since the retirement of Coach Broyles, it has been a very obvious goal of the PTB to never give one man that much power again.  I think Yurachek will have a very big say, but it will not be his decision, alone. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on November 01, 2019, 01:19:48 PM
If John Thompson is hired as DC the PTB are just trolling us at this point.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Razor B on November 01, 2019, 01:29:18 PM
If John Thompson is hired as DC the PTB are just trolling us at this point.

There aren't any PTB.  I don't think a quarter of the board give a rip about the athletic program.  Most of them think it's a good year if we are 6-6.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on November 01, 2019, 01:29:25 PM
I'll agree to disagree.  Since the retirement of Coach Broyles, it has been a very obvious goal of the PTB to never give one man that much power again.  I think Yurachek will have a very big say, but it will not be his decision, alone.

That’s not true.  Jeff Long was virtual dictator until he stepped on his dick bad enough to get fired
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on November 01, 2019, 01:32:58 PM
That’s not true.  Jeff Long was virtual dictator until he stepped on his dick bad enough to get fired

how can anyone say that? he didn't pay himself and somebody fired him.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on November 01, 2019, 01:34:38 PM
If John Thompson is hired as DC the PTB are just trolling us at this point.

I don't think he was saying John Thompson to DC...  I believe he said he was going to be on the sideline.  I haven't talked to him yet to learn more about what he means, but it could mean he is replacing a current assistant.  I would guess it might be Caldwell.  Or they could move Ingram to coach the entire line and move Smith to just DBs and give Thompson safeties. 

I anticipate with how poorly our defense has performed this year, that they may make several changes to the defensive coaching staff.  Hell Mark Smith might get replaced.  This could have gotten out a couple ways, they call to inquire about Thompson and he says he is up to join the staff next year, and he calls some friends to share he is coming back to Ark and they spill the beans. 

I don't like to assume everything he says is true, but if he says it, than certain people connected to the program are talking and at that moment, its a real option.  Just like when he was hearing rumors they were reaching out to Freeze.  I heard a few things about it but it appears to have gone no where. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on November 01, 2019, 01:38:23 PM
Of course he’s up to join he’s coaching fucking high school ball. Not even as a head coach.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on November 01, 2019, 01:43:17 PM
Of course he’s up to join he’s coaching fucking high school ball. Not even as a head coach.

Exactly.  He would jump at the opportunity. 

I think we are also missing out on some information.  I don't think HY is the only one reaching out.  This is just a theory of mine, but I think the Freeze rumors, the John Thompson rumors, etc may be the fact that Morris expects to be told he is going to need to upgrade his coaching staff and he may be reaching out to candidates to feel out if they would be interested in potential positions should they open up.  I know if I was in this spot, I would be. 

I think these rumors do not prove that Morris gets year number three.  I think HY will make that decision once he has a chance to learn from CM what his plan for the future of the program is after the end of the year, just like he did with Mike.  I think the final record and if they go winless in the SEC, all of that will go into HY's decision making. 

I think the rumors of assistants being hired could be only the case IF CM gets year number three.  I think the next few weeks of football will have a lot to say in what happens.  I bet CM is thankful the Aggies stole the LSU game from Thanksgiving weekend from us.  No one wants that to be the last game of the season at this point.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on November 01, 2019, 01:44:37 PM
I don't think he was saying John Thompson to DC...  I believe he said he was going to be on the sideline.  I haven't talked to him yet to learn more about what he means, but it could mean he is replacing a current assistant.  I would guess it might be Caldwell.  Or they could move Ingram to coach the entire line and move Smith to just DBs and give Thompson safeties. 

I anticipate with how poorly our defense has performed this year, that they may make several changes to the defensive coaching staff.  Hell Mark Smith might get replaced.  This could have gotten out a couple ways, they call to inquire about Thompson and he says he is up to join the staff next year, and he calls some friends to share he is coming back to Ark and they spill the beans. 

I don't like to assume everything he says is true, but if he says it, than certain people connected to the program are talking and at that moment, its a real option.  Just like when he was hearing rumors they were reaching out to Freeze.  I heard a few things about it but it appears to have gone no where.

Yeah, but that just shows those people are dumber than your average message board fan.

“Hey, let’s hire Hugh Freeze to fix this offense.”

“Yeah, that sounds cool.  Let’s call him up and see if he is interested.”

...a few days later....

“You know the SEC wouldn’t let Nick Saban hire Hugh Freeze, so do you think they’re going to let us?”

“Yeah, you’re right.  I didn’t think about that.  I guess we had better move on to Plan B.”
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on November 01, 2019, 01:44:42 PM
I don't think he was saying John Thompson to DC...  I believe he said he was going to be on the sideline.  I haven't talked to him yet to learn more about what he means, but it could mean he is replacing a current assistant.  I would guess it might be Caldwell.  Or they could move Ingram to coach the entire line and move Smith to just DBs and give Thompson safeties. 

I anticipate with how poorly our defense has performed this year, that they may make several changes to the defensive coaching staff.  Hell Mark Smith might get replaced.  This could have gotten out a couple ways, they call to inquire about Thompson and he says he is up to join the staff next year, and he calls some friends to share he is coming back to Ark and they spill the beans. 

I don't like to assume everything he says is true, but if he says it, than certain people connected to the program are talking and at that moment, its a real option.  Just like when he was hearing rumors they were reaching out to Freeze.  I heard a few things about it but it appears to have gone no where.

If we could get a 3rd and long defensive coach, that would be fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on November 01, 2019, 01:45:37 PM
Chad is going to be back next year.

Embrace the horror.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: BiggusPiggus on November 01, 2019, 01:46:42 PM
There aren't any PTB.  I don't think a quarter of the board give a rip about the athletic program.  Most of them think it's a good year if we are 6-6.

Lately they wouldn't be wrong.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: lawtiger on November 01, 2019, 01:47:11 PM
He is a fidgety, nervous motherfucker for sure.

Elmo Blatch.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on November 01, 2019, 01:48:24 PM
Yeah, but that just shows those people are dumber than your average message board fan.

“Hey, let’s hire Hugh Freeze to fix this offense.”

“Yeah, that sounds cool.  Let’s call him up and see if he is interested.”

...a few days later....

“You know the SEC wouldn’t let Nick Saban hire Hugh Freeze, so do you think they’re going to let us?”

“Yeah, you’re right.  I didn’t think about that.  I guess we had better move on to Plan B.”

I don't think it is the administration reaching out.  HY doesn't appear to be the type of AD to go out and hire assistants for Morris.   I expect HY would expect Morris to hire his own assistants and HY would give CM enough rope to hang himself.

I think its Morris or people working on behalf of Morris reaching out.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on November 01, 2019, 01:50:07 PM
I don't think it is the administration reaching out.  HY doesn't appear to be the type of AD to go out and hire assistants for Morris.   I expect HY would expect Morris to hire his own assistants and HY would give CM enough rope to hang himself.

I think its Morris or people working on behalf of Morris reaching out.

Well, yeah. And maybe various factions of the PTB.  And they are all dumbasses.  And like I said, nothing they are doing has much bearing on HY and he is the one who makes the decisions.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Rick B. on November 01, 2019, 01:50:53 PM
Elmo Blatch.
,

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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: DrMongoose on November 01, 2019, 01:51:46 PM
I don't think he was saying John Thompson to DC...  I believe he said he was going to be on the sideline.  I haven't talked to him yet to learn more about what he means, but it could mean he is replacing a current assistant.  I would guess it might be Caldwell.  Or they could move Ingram to coach the entire line and move Smith to just DBs and give Thompson safeties. 

I anticipate with how poorly our defense has performed this year, that they may make several changes to the defensive coaching staff.  Hell Mark Smith might get replaced.  This could have gotten out a couple ways, they call to inquire about Thompson and he says he is up to join the staff next year, and he calls some friends to share he is coming back to Ark and they spill the beans. 

I don't like to assume everything he says is true, but if he says it, than certain people connected to the program are talking and at that moment, its a real option.  Just like when he was hearing rumors they were reaching out to Freeze.  I heard a few things about it but it appears to have gone no where.

Why replace Caldwell? not like he has a lot to work with.

let HY do the job he is paid to do. the PTB got us in this mess by hiring a coach without an AD.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on November 01, 2019, 01:52:58 PM
Point of personal privilege - let's focus on our dingleberry coach here and leave the parsings of the leftover catfish crowd at that other place
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on November 01, 2019, 01:54:23 PM
Chad is going to be back next year.

Embrace the horror.


We need to start accepting this. If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: VegasHog on November 01, 2019, 01:55:30 PM
Yeah, but that just shows those people are dumber than your average message board fan.

“Hey, let’s hire Hugh Freeze to fix this offense.”

“Yeah, that sounds cool.  Let’s call him up and see if he is interested.”

...a few days later....

“You know the SEC wouldn’t let Nick Saban hire Hugh Freeze, so do you think they’re going to let us?”

“Yeah, you’re right.  I didn’t think about that.  I guess we had better move on to Plan B.”

exactly. a little too early for freeze to be back in the sec i think. if bama couldn't get him last year, i'm sure stankey will let him come to arkansas.

and what possible connection would chad morris have with fucking john thompson? i mean when you think of a replacement and the guy you come up with hasn't been on a p5 sideline since 2007, you're either good at making bad decisions, or you're being told where to look.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: The Whyte Boar on November 01, 2019, 01:56:02 PM
Why replace Caldwell? not like he has a lot to work with.

let HY do the job he is paid to do. the PTB got us in this mess by hiring a coach without an AD.

I don’t even buy the assertion that the PTB hired Morris.  I really do think that was almost entirely JCP.  And it’s one of the reasons I don’t think HY will have much trouble firing him if he wants to.  I don’t think that there is a single person around the program who has much ownership of or much pride wrapped up in Chad Morris as coach.  Everyone up there either had someone else they wanted more, or will be able to point the finger at JCP.  Morris has no big backer with a stake in this mess.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on November 01, 2019, 01:59:18 PM
I don’t even buy the assertion that the PTB hired Morris.  I really do think that was almost entirely JCP.  And it’s one of the reasons I don’t think HY will have much trouble firing him if he wants to.  I don’t think that there is a single person around the program who has much ownership of or much pride wrapped up in Chad Morris as coach.  Everyone up there either had someone else they wanted more, or will be able to point the finger at JCP.  Morris has no big backer with a stake in this mess.

The PTB had JCP making sandwiches while they were picking Chad.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on November 01, 2019, 01:59:39 PM

We need to start accepting this. If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

I’ve been gazing into that bitch all year. I never thought Chad would be anything other than our coach next season, and what little bit of irrational hope I had of that not being the case is fading. Any new assistants he gets will be lame ducks.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: JDHog on November 01, 2019, 02:02:06 PM

We need to start accepting this. If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Yes.  We'll win 3 or 4 this year and 3 or 4 next year.  We'll still be talking about the same shit one year from now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Law_Hawg on November 01, 2019, 02:04:05 PM
Of course if he's hearing it from Broyles now, we can probably take it is second or third hand. 


Wellllllll . . .

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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on November 01, 2019, 02:04:39 PM
Yes.  We'll win 3 or 4 this year and 3 or 4 next year.  We'll still be talking about the same shit one year from now.

I’ll be talking about basketball a year from now. Fuck football if Chad‘s back.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on November 01, 2019, 02:07:40 PM
Why replace Caldwell? not like he has a lot to work with.

let HY do the job he is paid to do. the PTB got us in this mess by hiring a coach without an AD.

I am not saying that is what is happening, but instead just giving options.

I actually think that Chavis might retire this year.  I have heard rumblings about it from other places, and Chavis coaches Linebackers.  If Chavis leaves, depending on who they bring in as DC, they might need a LB coach, Thompson has coached LBs before and basically coached all over the defense so depending on what the new DC wants to coach, they could use Thompson where they need him.  Again, this is just a possibility and me coming up with ideas. 

If Chavis does retire, how long do we expect Caldwell to stick around?  He is a year older than Chavis I believe.  I know they are close and if Chavis left, I could see Caldwell making the same decision.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: PorkRyan on November 01, 2019, 02:12:04 PM
I think that the only person who actually knows anything for certain is Hunter Yuracheck and he might not know exactly what he is going to do yet.  All these boosters and connected guys are just various factions running around and throwing shit up against the wall.  I’m sure some of those idiots have talked about keeping Morris and bringing in Freeze and/or Thompson or whomever.  Some of them have probably even gone so far as to call some of them and gauge interest.  But none of it means much.  Yuracheck doesn’t need their permission to act and I don’t believe there is anyone who feels so strongly about Morris that they won’t fall in line and support his firing if that is the choice.

Yurahcek handled the basketball search perfectly.  Before Anderson was fired, every supposed "insider" on every board said we were bringing Anderson back.  Porakatarian was  adamant that Anderson was coming back.  I am sure HY is doing the same thing with Morris.  Endorse him publicly and privately until the day you fire him. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: merc on November 01, 2019, 02:16:14 PM
Yurahcek handled the basketball search perfectly.  Before Anderson was fired, every supposed "insider" on every board said we were bringing Anderson back.  Porakatarian was  adamant that Anderson was coming back.  I am sure HY is doing the same thing with Morris.  Endorse him publicly and privately until the day you fire him.

100%
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: IH8LSU on November 01, 2019, 02:25:24 PM
Why replace Caldwell? not like he has a lot to work with.

let HY do the job he is paid to do. the PTB got us in this mess by hiring a coach without an AD.
And by hiring a coach without an AD, we got us a coach with ADD!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: IH8LSU on November 01, 2019, 02:29:21 PM
The PTB had JCP making sandwiches while they were picking Chad.
They had JCP making PB&J's.

 :drumroll:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on November 01, 2019, 02:40:02 PM
When the original "Butch Davis to replace Nutt" stuff came out, a very close friend of mine, who was also a coach of Butch's back in the day started funneling information to me.  My friend was also in constant contact with Davis.  Somehow Porkatarian was telling pretty much word for word what I was being told.  I actually know Porktarian's real name, so I ask my friend, if he knew him.  He says, "yes, and if he says something about the Hogs program, rest assured he's heard it either from Broyles or somebody inside the program."  Of course if he's hearing it from Broyles now, we can probably take it is second or third hand. 

As stated by merc, lots of talk takes place in those circles, and for him to appear more credible, it might be better off that he pump the brakes more often, but all message boards are full of some complete idiots (exhibit 1, a. hawgerelli speaking), and I sure am not thinking John Thompson is fixing to walk into the Football Operations Facility, but stranger things have happened, and porktarian ain't no idiot.

I'm not saying he's an idiot, or a liar, or not connected at the highest levels.

I'm not saying ANYTHING about him as a person.

I'm saying his info isn't any better than a coin flip, for a good while now. If I were guessing, I'd say either his connections aren't as good as they once were, or they are aware that he's a dude with 700k posts on hogville, who is universally known for sharing every tidbit he hears, and feed him a steady diet of bullshit.

I don't believe, for a second, that even Chad Morris would think 'John Thompson' is any kind of a practical answer to any question currently facing our program.  This is more of the traditional Arkansas shit where every answer exists within the scope of people we already know.  No different than threads about bringing back Petrino, or how Nutt still has friends on the Hill, or the decades of Gus/Butch rumors, or the conceit that we should go hire Dipshit McFuckface just because his dad was DC under Holtz 40 years ago. John Thompson is a name we know, so here come the rumors about how he's going to be the next DC.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on November 01, 2019, 02:41:19 PM
Point of personal privilege - let's focus on our dingleberry coach here and leave the parsings of the leftover catfish crowd at that other place
I never even lurk over there, and I'll read anything.

Of course with htl we get all of the high points from Hogville presented as facts(because he's so connected).
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Show-Me Hog on November 01, 2019, 02:55:41 PM
we should go hire Dipshit McFuckface just because his dad was DC under Holtz 40 years ago.

Dipshit McFuckface would be a vast improvement over Deliverance McBanjoface.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on November 01, 2019, 03:09:26 PM
Dipshit McFuckface would be a vast improvement over Deliverance McBanjoface.
:dude1:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on November 01, 2019, 03:16:30 PM
Deliverance McBanjoface.

Time to rename this thread
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on November 01, 2019, 03:22:22 PM
Time to rename this thread

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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Hogcard1964 on November 01, 2019, 03:23:09 PM
Point of personal privilege - let's focus on our dingleberry coach here and leave the parsings of the leftover catfish crowd at that other place

+1000

That's a classic right there.  LOL!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: D.mentia on November 01, 2019, 03:24:31 PM
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Title: Re: Chad
Post by: 1st_down_streak on November 01, 2019, 03:35:02 PM
+1000

That's a classic right there.  LOL!

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DIRECTIONS
Combine the mayonnaise, pickles, lemon juice, capers, dill, Worcestershire sauce, and mustard in a small bowl and stir until well blended and creamy.
Season with a pinch of salt and pepper. Taste then adjust with additional lemon juice, salt, and pepper. For the best flavor, cover and store in the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes.
Keep, tightly covered, in the refrigerator for one week.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on November 01, 2019, 03:36:32 PM
Point of personal privilege - let's focus on our dingleberry coach here and leave the parsings of the leftover catfish crowd at that other place

i assume you have ADD and all the chatter makes it hard to focus and causes repeated micro triggers and epstein didn't kill himself.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on November 01, 2019, 03:41:15 PM
i assume you have ADD and all the chatter makes it hard to focus and causes repeated micro triggers and epstein didn't kill himself.

What do Christmas lights and Epstein have in common?

And Deliverance McBanjoface is still a shitty corch.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Lurk on November 01, 2019, 03:47:12 PM
Time to rename this thread
:thumbup:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: goporkyourself on November 01, 2019, 03:52:49 PM
What do Christmas lights and Epstein have in common?

And Deliverance McBanjoface is still a shitty corch.

I don't know Buffinator! Tell me, what do Christmas lights and Epstein have in common!
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: bigghurtt on November 01, 2019, 03:58:27 PM
I don't know Buffinator! Tell me, what do Christmas lights and Epstein have in common!

Q: What's the difference between Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein?

A: One was hanged off the home's side, the other was hanged in a homicide.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Johnny Carson on November 01, 2019, 03:59:03 PM
Chad is going to be back next year.

Embrace the horror.
If that happens, I'm going to go full Ernest T. Bass
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Title: Re: Chad aka Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: DrMongoose on November 01, 2019, 04:08:37 PM
you Know what happens is JSJ leads the comeback digging out of the hicks/Starkel made hole by getting out of the poorly called plays. Chad will admit in the PC that JSJ did check out of the called play on 2 scores but despite the win next week’s starter is TBA.
Title: Re: Chad aka Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Son_of_Spam on November 01, 2019, 04:20:02 PM
you Know what happens is JSJ leads the comeback digging out of the hicks/Starkel made hole by getting out of the poorly called plays. Chad will admit in the PC that JSJ did check out of the called play on 2 scores but despite the win next week’s starter is TBA.
It will be Starkel, "because he is taller."
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: upine on November 01, 2019, 04:23:22 PM
If Chaglet returns next year with an "updated" staff, I will actively root against the Hogs until real change happens. I won't accept blind loyalty due to stupidity.
Title: Re: Chad aka Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: DrMongoose on November 01, 2019, 04:24:00 PM
It will be Starkel, "because he is taller."

Hicks is starting the starkel. You know the drill.... qbs on parade.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Filthy_McSwine on November 01, 2019, 04:34:53 PM
Chad is going to be back next year.

Embrace the horror.

I agree.  Gag.
Title: Re: Chad aka Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Thin Red Swine on November 01, 2019, 04:59:49 PM
you Know what happens is JSJ leads the comeback digging out of the hicks/Starkel made hole by getting out of the poorly called plays. Chad will admit in the PC that JSJ did check out of the called play on 2 scores but despite the win next week’s starter is TBA.

Sounds eerily reminiscent of 15 years ago. 

Maybe we’ll at least have a Heisman runner up soon.   
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: PHARMHOG on November 01, 2019, 05:25:14 PM
If Chaglet returns next year with an "updated" staff, I will actively root against the Hogs until real change happens. I won't accept blind loyalty due to stupidity.

Already there and now start betting against the Hogs...it makes it that much sweeter.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Buffinator on November 01, 2019, 06:44:11 PM
I don't know Buffinator! Tell me, what do Christmas lights and Epstein have in common!

They're both hun..... wait shit that doesn't sound right.  I swore I wouldn't forget the punchline here.  I'm choking worse than David Carradine.   :suicide:
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: geohul on November 01, 2019, 07:29:11 PM
This....
YOU WILL NEED
1/2 cup mayonnaise, try homemade mayonnaise
1 small dill pickle, chopped very small (3 tablespoons)
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice, plus more to taste
1 tablespoon capers, chopped, optional
1 tablespoon chopped fresh dill or 1 teaspoon dried dill
1/2 to 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon Dijon mustard, optional
Salt and fresh ground black pepper

DIRECTIONS
Combine the mayonnaise, pickles, lemon juice, capers, dill, Worcestershire sauce, and mustard in a small bowl and stir until well blended and creamy.
Season with a pinch of salt and pepper. Taste then adjust with additional lemon juice, salt, and pepper. For the best flavor, cover and store in the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes.
Keep, tightly covered, in the refrigerator for one week.

 ...and this just guaranteed this ends up archived in classics someday.

Q: What's the difference between Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein?

A: One was hanged off the home's side, the other was hanged in a homicide.

Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: goporkyourself on November 01, 2019, 08:14:23 PM
Got damn I love this board
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: D.mentia on November 01, 2019, 08:30:36 PM
Has the exodus begun?


https://twitter.com/ohmygrady85/status/1190427344584007680?s=21 (https://twitter.com/ohmygrady85/status/1190427344584007680?s=21)
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: flash23 on November 01, 2019, 08:41:12 PM
Hopefully it's just about homecoming?
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Buffinator on November 01, 2019, 08:43:36 PM
Has the exodus begun?



Stepping away to prepare for the NFL draft.



I made that up, Idk.  Maybe he's just high and enjoying his life right now.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: wendellgee on November 01, 2019, 09:11:48 PM
Supposedly, O’Grady missed meetings this week and is suspended.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Buffinator on November 01, 2019, 09:15:05 PM
Supposedly, O’Grady missed meetings this week and is suspended.

Well you sure can't fire a coach that had to suspend his best player and thus lost to Mississippi State at home. 

You know, supposedly.  I do hope that's just a rumor, I'd hate for him to end his career on that note.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: HOGGLY WOGGLY on November 01, 2019, 09:15:38 PM
Can't blame him, I'd want to avoid injury and jump off this sinking ship, too. :morris:   :haironfire:
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on November 01, 2019, 09:22:45 PM
I am not saying that is what is happening, but instead just giving options.

I actually think that Chavis might retire this year.  I have heard rumblings about it from other places, and Chavis coaches Linebackers.  If Chavis leaves, depending on who they bring in as DC, they might need a LB coach, Thompson has coached LBs before and basically coached all over the defense so depending on what the new DC wants to coach, they could use Thompson where they need him.  Again, this is just a possibility and me coming up with ideas. 

If Chavis does retire, how long do we expect Caldwell to stick around?  He is a year older than Chavis I believe.  I know they are close and if Chavis left, I could see Caldwell making the same decision.

No way Chavis just retires and gives up a million bucks with a payout in case he gets fired. He has zero risk or expectations.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: Thin Red Swine on November 01, 2019, 09:49:33 PM
No way Chavis just retires and gives up a million bucks with a payout in case he gets fired. He has zero risk or expectations.

Oh come on. We expect to hold our opponents under an average of 35.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: BiggusPiggus on November 01, 2019, 09:56:01 PM
Supposedly, O’Grady missed meetings this week and is suspended.

(Major Premise) : Coach Morris suspended our best player for skipping a meeting.

(Minor Premise) : Coach Morris skips out on his job to go watch High School Football in Texas every Friday.

(Therefore) : Coach Morris is a hypocritical fuck.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Hogbit on November 01, 2019, 10:17:54 PM
Well you sure can't fire a coach that had to suspend his best player and thus lost to Mississippi State at home. 

You know, supposedly.  I do hope that's just a rumor, I'd hate for him to end his career on that note.
I wouldnt risk injury on this shitshow. He has alot to lose, and nothing to gain.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: papermill on November 01, 2019, 10:20:28 PM
Can't blame him, I'd want to avoid injury and jump off this sinking ship, too. :morris:   :haironfire:

The way things have gone for everyone associated with this team, he might break an ankle when he lands.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: hogsrunwild on November 01, 2019, 11:44:52 PM
Q: What's the difference between Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein?

A: One was hanged off the home's side, the other was hanged in a homicide.


Q: How is Jeffrey Epstein the same as Christmas lights?

A:  Neither hang themselves. 
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: authorhawgerelli on November 01, 2019, 11:53:42 PM
Yurahcek handled the basketball search perfectly.  Before Anderson was fired, every supposed "insider" on every board said we were bringing Anderson back.  Porakatarian was  adamant that Anderson was coming back.  I am sure HY is doing the same thing with Morris.  Endorse him publicly and privately until the day you fire him.

Lotsa folks saying Yurachek was going to give MA one more year, but told MA change some assistants. MA said “no.”  Yurachek said “bye.”

I could see a very similar situation in football, and it may be in the works now.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: hit_that_line on November 02, 2019, 06:33:00 AM
Lotsa folks saying Yurachek was going to give MA one more year, but told MA change some assistants. MA said “no.”  Yurachek said “bye.”

I could see a very similar situation in football, and it may be in the works now.
Then that will cost Yurachek his job as well.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: acater on November 02, 2019, 06:40:23 AM
Lotsa folks saying Yurachek was going to give MA one more year, but told MA change some assistants. MA said “no.”  Yurachek said “bye.”

I could see a very similar situation in football, and it may be in the works now.

But its too late for that. No quality assistant is coming here for next year. They know this ship is sinking.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: D.mentia on November 02, 2019, 08:38:57 AM
,
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: chittlins on November 02, 2019, 08:52:45 AM
,

In Memphis at an insane scene on Beale
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: papermill on November 02, 2019, 08:58:21 AM
They should give Arkansas a shout out for making it possible.

Our coaching decision made both those teams better than they would have been.
Title: Re: Chad
Post by: woodhog14 on November 02, 2019, 09:25:19 AM
Lotsa folks saying Yurachek was going to give MA one more year, but told MA change some assistants. MA said “no.”  Yurachek said “bye.”

I could see a very similar situation in football, and it may be in the works now.
We all know that Yurachek won't be doing the football coaching search alone. The boosters won't let him. He was left alone for the basketball search.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: gvillehawg on November 02, 2019, 09:30:51 AM
What's the deal / who's the doofus in jorts and a jacket on ESPN gameday?
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: BASS on November 02, 2019, 10:34:34 AM
,

that's fucking awesome.  one of you kooks in memphis find this guy and buy him a beer.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Trigger7672 on November 02, 2019, 10:36:02 AM
that's fucking awesome.  one of you kooks in memphis find this guy and buy him a beer.

Another one.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Buffinator on November 02, 2019, 10:47:58 AM
I hope to see a Deliverance McBanjoface Gameday sign before the season is over.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: DrMongoose on November 02, 2019, 10:52:15 AM
Herbie took us as his super dog at +7 1/2 while calling us Ar-Kansas. We are a national joke.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: mde114 on November 02, 2019, 10:53:32 AM
Ar-Kansas.

Fuck
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: BiggusPiggus on November 02, 2019, 10:59:03 AM
Calling us Arkansas just makes you look stupid
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Buffinator on November 02, 2019, 11:01:40 AM
Lee Corso can eat an entire bag full of dicks after that thing holding the Tiger head up so long and then throwing it down.

Herbstreit would enjoy that punishment too much for his Ar-kansas comment.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: BASS on November 02, 2019, 11:08:31 AM
Calling us Arkansas just makes you look stupid

yes.  its really quite simple.  just need to know a little history and not be a fucktard.  some of you media types get the word out to the asswipes in the national media and fucktards like les miles.

the french explored the mississippi river valley starting in new orleans.  when explorers got to the arkansas river, "arkansaw" was what the local natives called the river.  the french in their fucked up language with silent a silent s on the end of most of their words spelled it arkansas.  and they didn't stop there.  there is a lot of french spelled shit in arkansas.  ouachita.  bois d'arc.  ozark is an english misspelling of the french aux arc which means big bend - the big bend in the arkansas river where the current town of ozark exists.

the french named the area the arkansas territory after the river.  oklahoma, missouri, and kansas were all once part of the arkansas territory.  kansas is a bastardized mispronounced shortened version of arkansas.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Buffinator on November 02, 2019, 11:11:23 AM
ozark is an english misspelling of the french aux arc which means big bend - the big bend in the arkansas river where the current town of ozark exists.

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Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: mde114 on November 02, 2019, 11:14:08 AM
Calling us Arkansas just makes you look stupid

Fuck that. It’s an insult and disrespectful.

I’m tired of following a laughingstock football program.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Show-Me Hog on November 02, 2019, 11:20:20 AM
Herbie took us as his super dog at +7 1/2

Does that mean he thinks we'll cover, or win outright?
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: VegasHog on November 02, 2019, 11:21:09 AM
cover
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Buffinator on November 02, 2019, 11:22:04 AM
cover

One play away!
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: Hogbit on November 02, 2019, 11:41:51 AM
that's fucking awesome.  one of you kooks in memphis find this guy and buy him a whore.
The time for half measures is over.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: upine on November 02, 2019, 11:49:03 AM
yes.  its really quite simple.  just need to know a little history and not be a fucktard.  some of you media types get the word out to the asswipes in the national media and fucktards like les miles.

the french explored the mississippi river valley starting in new orleans.  when explorers got to the arkansas river, "arkansaw" was what the local natives called the river.  the french in their fucked up language with silent a silent s on the end of most of their words spelled it arkansas.  and they didn't stop there.  there is a lot of french spelled shit in arkansas.  ouachita.  bois d'arc.  ozark is an english misspelling of the french aux arc which means big bend - the big bend in the arkansas river where the current town of ozark exists.

the french named the area the arkansas territory after the river.  oklahoma, missouri, and kansas were all once part of the arkansas territory.  kansas is a bastardized mispronounced shortened version of arkansas.

Need to put this in the FAQ section for the media.
Title: Re: Deliverance McBanjoface
Post by: authorhawgerelli on November 02, 2019, 12:00:23 PM