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Title: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: BeauxBeaux on November 27, 2011, 11:45:51 AM
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Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on November 27, 2011, 11:47:06 AM
Fuck you, mother fucker.

And your whore wife.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: BeauxBeaux on November 27, 2011, 11:48:18 AM

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Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on November 27, 2011, 11:51:37 AM
That's exactly the kind of stuff we heard in little rock.  And all we did was walk into the stadium, minding our own business.

I'm sure the Georgia fan who was in the port-a-potty that was knocked over in Baton Rouge earned what he got, too.  Your fans are the fucking kings (outside of Mexican soccer fans) of throwing bottles at opposing fans.

And you want sympathy/think you've got a valid complaint because you heard some bad words? 

You're a gash.  And, unlike last year when we took a knee to avoid embarrassing you on national TV, we'll remember what you consider to be class.  It comes around, fucko.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: moneyhog on November 27, 2011, 11:53:39 AM
Does your wife have a facebook page?

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: BeauxBeaux on November 27, 2011, 11:54:35 AM
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Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Tampa TechnoHOG on November 27, 2011, 11:57:42 AM
I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.

And when you come on here crying like a bleeding canyon, it doesn't surprise me either.  So we're both stating the obvious.  Good day.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on November 27, 2011, 11:57:52 AM
We took a knee too.  It was Sr day, and Lee was getting some snaps.  Anything else you want to cry about?  I could care less what you or any of you hillbilly trash call me.  I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.

(http://nicoleirene.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/attentionwhore4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: big_pig on November 27, 2011, 11:58:07 AM
All LSU fans are gay and they smell like corndogs. They are, as Nick Saban said "The worst kind of trailer trash coonasses in the country."

And that's coming from a guy from West Virginia.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on November 27, 2011, 11:59:27 AM
We took a knee too.  It was Sr day, and Lee was getting some snaps.  Anything else you want to cry about?  I could care less what you or any of you hillbilly trash call me.  I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.

Crying?  Did I go over to tigerdroppings and bitch and moan about bad words?  You're on our board complaining about bad words like some kind of sunday school teacher.

Nice of you to skip over the behavioral issues of your own little shitbird fans.  But, I guess actual physical violence is pretty god damn impossible to answer when your main complaint is the use of profanity.

You tried to run up the score with your bombs away bullshit, but we're not crying about it; we're planning on how to shove it right back up your ass next year.

Go Dawgs. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Too Big Pig on November 27, 2011, 11:59:40 AM
I love that our coach told yours to fuck off.

I don't want mercy. I'd rather be scored on, but tell me why take 4 knees with 5 minutes one week and be passing to score the next? Does being a shitty team being out more empathy from your coach than being a grieving one?  That's a fucked up morality compass. And if you were paying attention, it wasn't getting scored on, it was the celebration and taunting that pissed him off in my opinion.

LSU fans are notorious asses. We were just returning the favor.

In short, go bleaux me.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on November 27, 2011, 12:03:38 PM
We took a knee too.  It was Sr day, and Lee was getting some snaps.  Anything else you want to cry about?  I could care less what you or any of you hillbilly trash call me.  I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.
 

You have the shittiest fans by far in the SEC. I've never seen such a collection of white trash scumbags until I went to a game in Redstick. Fuck you and your whore wife and your whore mother. Go throw piss at some other Razorback board, fucko.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Phat_Hawg on November 27, 2011, 12:03:45 PM
Friday afternoon I saw a side of Arkansas that I always knew existed.  I have been to LSU/Arkansas games in LIttle Rock and seen the classless side of the rivalry.  Not in good fun, but sheer anger.  Me and my wife were dog cussed, even after an Arkansas win.  But hey, what can you expect from a fan base when your head coach is seen on national television saying "f*** you mother f*****" to the opposing coach.  If Petrino had any football sense, he would've known that he was forcing LSU to throw the football late in the game because of the blitz.  Oh, and in my opinion, if you really were the #3 team in the nation you wouldn't have been in that situation anyhow.  Also, if you're really the #3 team in the nation, you understand that when you play the #1, there is no mercy.  It's 4 quarters of football.  I guess Patrino just isn't used to being in that position.

So bash me, ban me....do whatever you want.  But now you know how I feel

Wow, you guys are getting ready for the SEC championship game but 2 days later are still butthurt and whining on opposing teams message boards because an opposing coach threw a mfer your way?  I had always thought that LSU fans were a tough group that knew that the SEC is not some Jr High boy's choir but apparently I was wrong.  Hope your players are not as sensitve and delicate as their fanbase apparently is.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Ghengis Hawg on November 27, 2011, 12:04:15 PM
Listen you piece of shit,

If you're wanting a fucking apology from Woopig, you can go fist yourself. Better yet, go buy some synthetic marijuana from the Honey Badger, get Jefferson and Co., and head for a night out on the town that'll end up in some guy getting jumped and stomped in the head. But you better watch out, that guy just might be you. You blind fucker. Your fans are by far the worst in the nation. With all do respect, GDIAF.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 27, 2011, 12:09:40 PM
Anything else you want to cry about?  I could care less what you or any of you hillbilly trash call me.  I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.

So this apathy drove you to start a thread?  You are #1 and headed for Atlanta + New Orleans and here you are.  You are here to tell us how little you care about us and you can't shut your fucking mouth from talking about us.

Even David Duke doesn't hang out on Grambling message boards.

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: BeauxBeaux on November 27, 2011, 12:11:27 PM
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Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: wmr on November 27, 2011, 12:11:38 PM
REALLY?

An LSU fan bitching about foul treatment from fans of another school?

HOLY SHIT.

Let me break it down for you. 

Every single fanbase that encounters LSU fans agree they are the worst in the SEC.  I have only witnessed LSU fans acting like assholes in Little Rock and I haven't even gone to that game since LSU got good.

Your fans are the sorriest, ugliest, drunkest pieces of shit, and these are your VISITING FANS, who ostensibly come from higher echelons of Cajun rat-eaters because they can afford to travel to away games.

If LSU fans get mis-treated in Little Rock, its because your fanbase has a reputation for being assholes and people hate you.

You bring it on yourselves.

Show me somewhere else where someone thinks Arkansas fans mistreat visitors. 

LSU fans, on the other hand, are universally hated.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: capnthog on November 27, 2011, 12:11:44 PM
Don't go trying to manhandle no woopiggers.  Remember you have to come here year. You have to come here. And now that this has officially become a rivalry, something tells me you won't have ANY fun. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: PickledPigsFeet on November 27, 2011, 12:12:25 PM
Go back to your glory hole.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on November 27, 2011, 12:15:25 PM
Enjoy your capitol one bowl.  One more thing before I go......

(http://thefullmaple.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/normal_kid_finger.jpg)

LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

The use of profanity and the image of a saintly child deploying their middle finger; how the mighty have fallen from their high horse.

Serious question:  Did your wife fuck you better or worse after that altercation with Arkansas fans?  Think she was more eager/more reserved because she was dreaming of a real man having his way with her?  Were her eyes closed a little bit more than normal, allowing her to concentrate on NOT being with you?

Think hard on it, coonass.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Phat_Hawg on November 27, 2011, 12:17:58 PM
Enjoy your capitol one bowl.  One more thing before I go......

(http://thefullmaple.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/normal_kid_finger.jpg)

LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

YOu tell us, how did it feel three of the previous 4 years?

It's apparent that you now realize how big a gash you look for coming on here whining and are trying to look tough to cover it up.  Sorry, a little too late for that.  You're still a whiney bitch and in turn have made all LSU fans look like whiney bitches. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: wmr on November 27, 2011, 12:19:12 PM
There hasn't been a stabbing on Dickson in years.  Just putting that out there before we move the LSU game to Fayetteville in 2012.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on November 27, 2011, 12:20:34 PM
Jarrett Lee deserved the snaps.  He was the only QB you guys have had in the last decade without time in prison, isn't he?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Jostlyn McCocksack on November 27, 2011, 12:22:54 PM
I gave your wife an Abe lincoln
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Animal on November 27, 2011, 12:24:35 PM


LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

Well big boy...we will see you next year. By then our ass holes will be heeled up. Btw, aren't you missing bible study...I mean you seem so concerned with cursing and class.

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on November 27, 2011, 12:28:04 PM
Petrino shook his hand, and Miles grabbed him from behind.

You just don't do that.  He's lucky he didn't get cold-cocked.

Oh yeah, and "Roll Tide!".
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on November 27, 2011, 12:33:14 PM
I'm just mad that the show Swamp People has put enough money in a few coonass' hands to be able to afford teh internets. Damn you History Channel. Damn you to a hell most likely ran by aliens.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: hogoffate on November 27, 2011, 12:39:29 PM
Go back to your glory hole.

THIS ^^^^^
You, my dear jackwagon, are Exhibit A of why NOBODY likes the corndogs
Your name should be BLEAUX BLEAUX since thats what you do....
Bring your "friends" and yall have a big party at your closest glory hole
 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Buffinator on November 27, 2011, 12:39:39 PM
Well big boy...we will see you next year. By then our ass holes will be heAled up.

And this corndogholer will still be crying about that time Mr. Coach Bobby Petrino told Leslie to fuck off. 


Serious question:  Did your wife frick you better or worse after that altercation with Arkansas fans?  Think she was more eager/more reserved because she was dreaming of a real man having his way with her?  Were her eyes closed a little bit more than normal, allowing her to concentrate on NOT being with you?

Think hard on it, coonass.

We all know the answer.  Probably the first time she hasn't fallen asleep or needed a hot shower to wash off the self-loathing afterward.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hogtired on November 27, 2011, 12:42:38 PM
That's exactly the kind of stuff we heard in little rock.  And all we did was walk into the stadium, minding our own business.

Then keep your corndog ass at home! I have been to games at LSU and had the same thing happen to me so go frick yourself you sore winning ass wipe
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Pokey_Pig on November 27, 2011, 12:43:01 PM
Friday afternoon I saw a side of Arkansas that I always knew existed.  I have been to LSU/Arkansas games in LIttle Rock and seen the classless side of the rivalry.  Not in good fun, but sheer anger.  Me and my wife were dog cussed, even after an Arkansas win.  But hey, what can you expect from a fan base when your head coach is seen on national television saying "f*** you mother f*****" to the opposing coach.  If Petrino had any football sense, he would've known that he was forcing LSU to throw the football late in the game because of the blitz.  Oh, and in my opinion, if you really were the #3 team in the nation you wouldn't have been in that situation anyhow.  Also, if you're really the #3 team in the nation, you understand that when you play the #1, there is no mercy.  It's 4 quarters of football.  I guess Patrino just isn't used to being in that position.

So bash me, ban me....do whatever you want.  But now you know how I feel

Your the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: e_dub on November 27, 2011, 12:43:12 PM
Enjoy your capitol one bowl.  One more thing before I go......

(http://thefullmaple.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/normal_kid_finger.jpg)

LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

Speaking of pushing shit in. You may not want to fuck that skank you call a wife until you can get her a Rx. I was having a breakout when I creampied her after the game. Not my fault tho. All I wanted was a BJ.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: wmr on November 27, 2011, 12:49:57 PM
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For a story on how hostile LSU tailgaters were to opposing fans, female staffers from the university’s student newspaper roamed their school’s notorious daylong drinkathon disguised in Alabama gear. “We were groped and squeezed by just about every guy we interviewed,” they reported. “The women called us ‘bitches’ and the men called us ‘cun.ts.’” Anything else? “The amount of times we were spit on also struck a nerve.”

http://www.theind.com/indextra/7972-its-official-lsu-fans-among-nations-worst
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Sliver72 on November 27, 2011, 01:16:49 PM
The jagaloon op didn't even talk about the handshake. I opened this thread wanting to read about the handshake. He obviously is new at this.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: LRHogfan on November 27, 2011, 01:17:33 PM
LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday. 

You guys have a lot of expertise in that area, to be sure.

Go back to your glory hole.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 27, 2011, 01:28:47 PM
You guys better be careful, you might get chot.


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Miles grabbed him from behind.

You just don't do that.

If this was an intentional "Sunny" reference, it did not go unnoticed.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: jwlbrown on November 27, 2011, 01:30:39 PM
They have been waiting for the opportunity to bitch since last year.  They have been praying to their god Nick Saban (Yes, you know he's still your god) to give them an edge in the game ever since Knile Bum fucked their asses last year.  I don't recall any Woopiggas going over to their board and saying "Good luck in the Cotton bowl!"  last year after we kicked their ass.  They are just a bunch of butt hurt coonasses that feel justified because they finally beat us fairly, unlike in 09. 

Congratulations LSU, you finally beat Arkansas.  But Daddy always has the last laugh.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: BeauxBeaux on November 27, 2011, 01:38:47 PM
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Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 27, 2011, 01:46:57 PM
Miles tried to talk to him, he started by saying "you've got a good team Bobby", then Patrino ran away from him......like the little b**** he is.  I think he was butthurt because he realized that the #3 in front of Arkansas was a fraud.

I thought you were finished posting here, Janice.  You have a strange way of showing how little you care. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: wmr on November 27, 2011, 01:49:17 PM
Miles tried to talk to him, he started by saying "you've got a good team Bobby", then Patrino ran away from him......like the little b**** he is.  I think he was butthurt because he realized that the #3 in front of Arkansas was a fraud.

Bobby kneeled on the ball on the 1 yd line last year vs LSU.  Thats what you do if you respect the rivalry.

Miles apparently doesn't, and he won't get any more consideration like that. 

I realize Les Miles is basically a highly-functioning retard sitting on top of a recruiting gold mine.  I guess now Bobby does, too.

Nobody likes Saban, but everybody respects him. 

Nobody respects Miles.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: BeauxBeaux on November 27, 2011, 01:54:10 PM
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Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Fairweather Hog Fan on November 27, 2011, 01:56:07 PM
Anybody can coach at LSU, just open the gates at Angola and give em helmets. And please don't let anymore retard coonasses on this board.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: marine4ark on November 27, 2011, 01:56:51 PM
Beaux is right, this is unacceptable behavior on Coach Petrino's part.  Punish Arkansas and hire our defensive coordinator away. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: APhiOHog on November 27, 2011, 01:58:01 PM
That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.  I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.

That's pretty fucking rich, coming from a coonass.

I know this level of insight is far above your intellectual ability, but LSU *should* have a winning record against us.  The difference in talent between the two states is astronomical - and LSU has NO one else in-state to compete with for all that talent, unlike the other talent hotbeds like Florida, Texas, & California.

And yet still, we've beaten you 3 of the last 5.  I would shut the fuck up and look forward to the SEC championship & BCS championship, if I were you.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 27, 2011, 01:58:11 PM
That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.  I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.

Yes, it IS true.  Which makes your inferiority complex vis-à-vis Arkansans all the more baffling.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Razor B on November 27, 2011, 01:58:37 PM
Enjoy your capitol one bowl.  One more thing before I go......

(http://thefullmaple.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/normal_kid_finger.jpg)

LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

How is it supposed to feel?

Where did you find this picture of the kid giving the finger?  That's a new one.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on November 27, 2011, 02:02:07 PM
That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.  I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.
 

Tell your story walking, swamptrash.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on November 27, 2011, 02:07:33 PM
That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.  I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.

He's your own little Forest Gump.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 27, 2011, 02:18:47 PM
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I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.

I find this to be an interesting comment coming from someone in a state that features a reality show in which the persons featured speak such a bastardized, poorly enunciated, and grammatically incomprehensible version of the English language so as to require subtitles...in an English speaking country.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Animal on November 27, 2011, 02:22:23 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0t0EW6z8a0&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Sent from my iPad 2
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: KCHOGS on November 27, 2011, 02:23:43 PM
I find this to be an interesting comment coming from someone in a state that features a number of reality shows in which the persons featured speak such a bastardized, poorly enunciated, and grammatically incomprehensible version of the English language so as to require subtitles...in an English speaking country.

Just to be correct.  I've never seen a show taped in LA that didn't require subtitles.  Rifle droppers.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hog Sauce on November 27, 2011, 02:28:50 PM
I find this to be an interesting comment coming from someone in a state that features a reality show in which the persons featured speak such a bastardized, poorly enunciated, and grammatically incomprehensible version of the English language so as to require subtitles...in an English speaking country.

This.  Your state should be proud...

http://youtu.be/EFctP2zDMEI (http://youtu.be/EFctP2zDMEI)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on November 27, 2011, 02:32:59 PM
This.  Your state should be proud...

http://youtu.be/EFctP2zDMEI (http://youtu.be/EFctP2zDMEI)

i'm not much of a fisherman, but isn't gar considered to be the worst?  like, most humans think that it's beneath them to eat it.  it would be like someone in new york talking about how tasty rats are.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogTat on November 27, 2011, 02:55:14 PM
I think it was me who cussed his wife.  Only it was "scab pickin' road whore" if I recall it correctly.  I mean, if she hadn't been blowing people in the porta-potty for gas money to get back to the anus of the world in their '74 Pinto, maybe I wouldn't have said it. 

By the way, Corndog, if you're going to pimp the bitch out and play carnival barker in front of a Honey Bucket, you should charge $3 for teeth out and $2 teeth in, not the other way around.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Micky O'Boarke on November 27, 2011, 02:58:34 PM
I think it was me who cussed his wife.  Only it was "scab pickin' road whore" if I recall it correctly.  I mean, if she hadn't been blowing people in the porta-potty for gas money to get back to the anus of the world in their '74 Pinto, maybe I wouldn't have said it. 

By the way, Corndog, if you're going to pimp the bitch out and play carnival barker in front of a Honey Bucket, you should charge $3 for teeth out and $2 teeth in, not the other way around.
:stunned:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogTat on November 27, 2011, 03:17:58 PM
:stunned:

What?  Teeth out is better!   :stache:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HipHog on November 27, 2011, 03:22:52 PM
That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.
not against BMFP
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hogtired on November 27, 2011, 03:32:45 PM
not against BMFP

The corndogs got beat by Casey Frickin' Dick! What does that say about Miles?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 27, 2011, 03:33:04 PM
i'm not much of a fisherman, but isn't gar considered to be the worst?  like, most humans think that it's beneath them to eat it.  it would be like someone in new york talking about how tasty rats are.

This isn't even the best example.  The only time I've seen the show was when some co-workers were watching it at the fire station one night.  I literally could not understand a word those fucks were saying.  I had to go sit in the engine room and play guitar because I could literally feel my IQ dropping a point for about every 8 seconds of that shit that I listened to.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: BeauxBeaux on November 27, 2011, 03:33:41 PM
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Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 27, 2011, 03:34:40 PM
Just to be correct.  I've never seen a show taped in LA that didn't require subtitles.  Rifle droppers.

 :thumbup:

At first I thought you meant Los Angle-eeez.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Phat_Hawg on November 27, 2011, 03:35:22 PM
Who does Arkansas have to compete with?  Arkansas State?  :sarcasm:

Once again this is you really not caring.  You really don't care really really hard.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogTat on November 27, 2011, 03:38:37 PM
Who does Arkansas have to compete with?  Arkansas State?  :sarcasm:

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The difference in talent between the two states is astronomical

Might want to try and comprehend what youR reading, waterhead.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: BeauxBeaux on November 27, 2011, 03:41:58 PM
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Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Phat_Hawg on November 27, 2011, 03:47:04 PM
So you're admiting that your state produces sh!t for athletes.  Thanks for clearing that up.

Still not caring I see.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Tanny Bogus on November 27, 2011, 03:53:03 PM
So you're admiting that your state produces sh!t for athletes.  Thanks for clearing that up.
You are embarrassing the fine people that exist within your own fanbase.  Granted, I have not been to a game in Death Valley, but I have met plenty of tiger fans and for the most part they have been welcoming hospitable folks.  They have freely offered food and drink and I tend to be able to overlook the fact that they have to say tiger bait every fifteen seconds or so.  The ones I have met would most likely be ashamed of a shitheel like yourself.  GTFO
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 27, 2011, 03:54:01 PM
Might want to try and comprehend what youR reading, waterhead.

To be fair, Louisiana Tech is really more of an engineering school.  Isn't it, Neil?

That still doesn't say much for Louisiana public schools.  Let us hope the kids in NE Texas high schools don't have complete douchebags for teachers and coaches.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogTat on November 27, 2011, 03:54:49 PM
So you're admiting that your state produces sh!t for athletes.  Thanks for clearing that up.

I'm pointing out you can't understand what someone posted, and babbled out more bullshit.  If you'll note, I used a quote function, meaning I did not say it.  But yes, if you can read, you can also find a chart that shows by percentage LA is second only to FLA, even though TX usually put the most talent into D-1 by sheer numbers. 

So, by that, you'd think even a grass chewing retard would win every game.  But that's not the case, is it? 

So, did your wife ever get that wandering eye fixed?  Every time she looked up at me I thought someone was looking over my shoulder.  She'll make more money if she doesn't creep people out, man.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: big_pig on November 27, 2011, 03:54:52 PM
So you're admiting that your state produces sh!t for athletes.  Thanks for clearing that up.

On the whole Louisiana has more top talent than Arkansas.  Enough that they should win the west every year, Alabama tradition bedammed.  And yet before Saban came to town you hadn't seen glory years since the days of black and white TV.

That's glory YEARS, by the way. Not glory holes.  You coonasscorndogs have always been seeing them.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hog Sauce on November 27, 2011, 04:01:12 PM
To be fair, Louisiana Tech is really more of an engineering school.  Isn't it, Neil?

That still doesn't say much for Louisiana public schools.  Let us hope the kids in NE Texas high schools don't have complete douchebags for teachers and coaches.

(http://threadbombing.com/data/media/12/pwndpup.jpg)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: KSHogg on November 27, 2011, 04:04:25 PM
Just to be correct.  I've never seen a show taped in LA that didn't require subtitles.  Rifle droppers.

If you're ever in LA in need of a laugh go to a bar with a bunch of coonasses  and slip the bartender a ten to turn the Tv to a program with subtitles! I guarantee its the best comedy you'll have ever seen. I peed myself a little.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Olive Branch Hog on November 27, 2011, 04:21:50 PM
The corndogs got beat by Casey Frickin' Dick! What does that say about Miles?

twice.

Miles has not beaten BMFP in ARK yet. (And he won't.)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: VerotiK on November 27, 2011, 04:31:50 PM
 O0.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on November 27, 2011, 05:06:56 PM
O0.

that was mean.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: VerotiK on November 27, 2011, 05:08:48 PM
that was mean.

Better?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on November 27, 2011, 05:11:19 PM
that was mean.
 

Woopig ain't a game. This shit is fo real.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: hogggdadi on November 27, 2011, 05:11:21 PM
Never frick with Teh woopigs.  We know where you live. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: abypfcs on November 27, 2011, 05:13:44 PM
Does he still have water?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hackfuck McDouche on November 27, 2011, 05:13:53 PM
What.... a..... shithole.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on November 27, 2011, 05:18:30 PM
What.... a..... shithole.
 

That's pretty good for a LaTech grad.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: papermill on November 27, 2011, 05:20:03 PM
thought this thread might offer insight into something I found interesting

I thought wrong

Thanks dumbshit lsu troller!
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on November 27, 2011, 05:21:38 PM
Better?

mailbox is open, no evidence of rake-ownership, and the garbage can tipped over.

nice.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: WPFM on November 27, 2011, 05:51:46 PM
So bash me, ban me....do whatever you want.  But now you know how I feel

Seriously?  I mean, after all, you did put that in writing and shit, right?

 :cheese:

(http://media.nowpublic.net/images//eb/a/ebac092dd1cbbe108d3c7412fb720075.jpg)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 27, 2011, 05:52:12 PM
 

Woopig ain't a game. This shit is fo real.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: boartitz on November 27, 2011, 05:53:14 PM
So you're admiting that your state produces sh!t for athletes.  Thanks for clearing that up.
Jimmy the Greek explained that years ago.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: razor5396 on November 27, 2011, 05:53:42 PM


Looks like he has been visiting the LSU glory holes a little too often.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: WPFM on November 27, 2011, 05:54:31 PM
(http://www.safepupil.com/fullpages/Simms.jpg)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: boartitz on November 27, 2011, 05:55:04 PM
Better?
Google just ran by his house.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Cowboy Tiger on November 27, 2011, 05:56:39 PM


corndog boyfriend and wearing a necklace?

oh dear.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Splurge on November 27, 2011, 05:57:14 PM
Are those frosted tips?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: razor5396 on November 27, 2011, 05:57:24 PM
(http://www.safepupil.com/fullpages/Simms.jpg)

I bet you a certain school district would find it interesting that one of its educators is posting obscene pictures on a message board.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on November 27, 2011, 06:09:47 PM

 

 :maundoed: Great googly moogly...
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 27, 2011, 06:14:16 PM
Looks like he has been visiting the LSU glory holes a little too often.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: PHARMHOG on November 27, 2011, 06:18:08 PM


Is that an amber birthstone or a yeller tooth hanging off the sweet gold rope?

Teh woopids -- Bringing laughter at others expense since 2001.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 27, 2011, 06:22:27 PM


Come on. Let's get a look at the chick. After all, this guy came on here complaining about BP's profanity and all of his posts contained profanity. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: wmr on November 27, 2011, 06:25:02 PM
This thread.... ;D   :thumbup:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: hogoffate on November 27, 2011, 06:25:15 PM
c'mon Bleaux Bleaux, surely you have a facebook page, Leo wants to meet you   *:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 27, 2011, 06:26:20 PM
God damn, that's the biggest face that I've ever fucking seen.  At first I just thought he had cheekbones the size of Teresa Prewitt's ass cheeks, but then I noticed the forefivesevenhead, and then the fucking bifurcated chin jumped out at me. 

Also, Burt wants his eyebrows back, mother fucker.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogofWar on November 27, 2011, 06:41:03 PM
Better?

Dude, I think I know where that house is! That is on Stonewall Rd in Greenville,TX. We have do have a Sonic, bleaux bleaux, want to meet at midnight?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: bakervscarrr on November 27, 2011, 06:43:29 PM
Hey, great back and forth with Woopig today, amiright?

You're a great poster.  Put'r there. 

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Iron Butterfly on November 27, 2011, 06:47:19 PM
Your the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogTat on November 27, 2011, 06:59:16 PM
I'm a bet BeauxBeaux don't come back noeaux mouax.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Whyte Boar on November 27, 2011, 07:08:45 PM
Simms?  No shit?  I know the superintendent at SISD. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 27, 2011, 07:30:11 PM

Serious question:  Did your wife fuck you better or worse after that altercation with Arkansas fans?  Think she was more eager/more reserved because she was dreaming of a real man having his way with her?  Were her eyes closed a little bit more than normal, allowing her to concentrate on NOT being with you?

Think hard on it, coonass.

He couldn't see her...as she was behind him when she was fucking him.... :rainbow:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: LRHogfan on November 27, 2011, 07:50:51 PM
 :tiw:


Seriously, tho, what guy wears a pendant necklace?  (Can't tell from the pic, but it looks like the pendant may be a corndog. Perfect.)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: WORD on November 27, 2011, 07:54:58 PM
This thread is one of the many reasons I love the woopig.  But seriously, ya'll are some scary sonsabishez sometimes

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Austin Nichols on November 27, 2011, 08:00:35 PM
(http://gifsoup.com/view2/1671490/deebo-snatch-o.gif)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on November 27, 2011, 08:31:43 PM


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HvnSTQklYIs/TchzUJqvhOI/AAAAAAAAA14/d5bJ9PkcZ1E/s1600/I-Griffin-8x06-Glenn-Quagmire-Promo-03.jpg)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: CJLR on November 27, 2011, 08:33:08 PM
Frosted tips - the look of sophistication in Louisiana.

I bet he takes his softball team real serious too - like Wally Hall serious.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: SoldierSooie on November 27, 2011, 08:54:39 PM
This thread is one of the many reasons I love the woopig.  But seriously, ya'll are some scary sonsabishez sometimes

Word.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Arbiter on November 27, 2011, 09:01:08 PM
Sorry cajun.

Frick with the bull, you get the motherfrickin' horn.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: GuinnessHog on November 27, 2011, 09:05:00 PM
Were you in The Goonies?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Kill The Ref on November 27, 2011, 09:28:24 PM
This thread is one of the many reasons I love the woopig.  But seriously, ya'll are some scary sonsabishez sometimes
I know, right. Not bad for, "A state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size."
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: jhawg05 on November 27, 2011, 09:46:17 PM
 :maundoed:

This is a ruthless bunch. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: capnthog on November 27, 2011, 09:58:25 PM
Why Neil.  You look like someone just walked across your grave.


 :maundoed:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: WPFM on November 27, 2011, 10:10:39 PM
:maundoed:

This is a ruthless bunch.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on November 27, 2011, 10:22:59 PM


Hilarious.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Boondoggle on November 27, 2011, 10:38:08 PM
Jimmy the Greek explained that years ago.


As did Nolan Richardson.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Boondoggle on November 27, 2011, 10:51:45 PM



Now aren't you glad you came to Woopig to tell us how you feel? Congratulations! You're an official Woopig Celebrity!!! (that's not necessarily a good thing)

Woopig: only the strong survive.


 :devil:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: WPFM on November 27, 2011, 11:12:52 PM
Better?

Seriously, wtf is  that?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 27, 2011, 11:17:57 PM
Seriously, wtf is  that?

Hard to say, but his lower-than-regulation goal is broken down from too much "dunking."  I realize he's a baseball coach, but that is still sad.

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: big_pig on November 27, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Seriously, wtf is  that?

Looks like a guillotine.


Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: uagrad89 on November 27, 2011, 11:29:30 PM
I think it was me who cussed his wife.  Only it was "scab pickin' road whore" if I recall it correctly.  I mean, if she hadn't been blowing people in the porta-potty for gas money to get back to the anus of the world in their '74 Pinto, maybe I wouldn't have said it. 

By the way, Corndog, if you're going to pimp the bitch out and play carnival barker in front of a Honey Bucket, you should charge $3 for teeth out and $2 teeth in, not the other way around.

Wow.  Just...wow.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on November 27, 2011, 11:31:28 PM
Seriously, wtf is  that?

Before you post on Woopig, you better make a friggin' fallout shelter.  Smart MFer. 

The covered entrance is a nice touch.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: UncleHog on November 28, 2011, 12:15:59 AM
Seriously, wtf is  that?

At first glance, I would say it has to be a guillotine, no question.  But then again, maybe it's a water well where the children play.  Or, could it be an apparatus for making and selling corndogs?  I don't know.  I'm just spitballing.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 28, 2011, 01:57:42 AM
Is it a platform on which to clean Gar?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: EastArkHog on November 28, 2011, 05:41:13 AM
Were you in The Goonies?

Jeez, that's a face with a small head attached to it....goony goo goo
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 28, 2011, 08:11:32 AM
I bet he's even got a corndog flag tacked up on the wall inside his garage.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: hogggdadi on November 28, 2011, 08:59:31 AM
This thread is rapidly approaching classic worthy.  right up there with Sup' fellas. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Jose Papoopoo on November 28, 2011, 09:06:02 AM
This thread is rapidly approaching classic worthy.  right up there with Sup' fellas.

Agree. BTW, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't remember any other team's "fans" coming to the woopig to gloat and try to insult our team.  More evidence that LSU has the shittiest fans on the planet.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: bakervscarrr on November 28, 2011, 09:21:42 AM
Hey, great back and forth with Woopig today, amiright?

You're a great poster.  Put'r there.

No?

Oh, wow.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 28, 2011, 09:23:05 AM
Has anyone notices the gay fucking silhoette of the sate of texass leaning against that tree?


Agree. BTW, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't remember any other team's "fans" coming to the woopig to gloat and try to insult our team.  More evidence that LSU has the shittiest fans on the planet.

you should check up on Chuck...the LoL miss fan that rolled up in this bitch a couple years back like HE was the paterfamilias of teh kool...that one didn't go quite like he hoped either...
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 28, 2011, 09:25:08 AM
I bet he's even got a corndog flag tacked up on the wall inside his garage.

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: VerotiK on November 28, 2011, 09:28:04 AM
Hmmm, why did you erase all your posts, Neil?  Ahh well, you got us good.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: hogoffate on November 28, 2011, 09:28:26 AM
why bleaux bleaux, you look like you've been busy deleting your posts from 7:16 - 7:20 this morning!
Top of the morning to ya, corndog!!

Come back anytime
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on November 28, 2011, 09:29:54 AM
Is that an amber birthstone or a yeller tooth hanging off the sweet gold rope?

 :maundoed:
This just brought me out of my two-day funk.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 28, 2011, 09:33:43 AM
Hmmm, why did you erase all your posts, Neil?  Ahh well, you got us good.

We should restore them from backups.

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: asshat on November 28, 2011, 09:49:20 AM
Friday afternoon I saw a side of Arkansas that I always knew existed.  I have been to LSU/Arkansas games in LIttle Rock and seen the classless side of the rivalry.  Not in good fun, but sheer anger.  Me and my wife were dog cussed, even after an Arkansas win.  But hey, what can you expect from a fan base when your head coach is seen on national television saying "f*** you mother f*****" to the opposing coach.  If Petrino had any football sense, he would've known that he was forcing LSU to throw the football late in the game because of the blitz.  Oh, and in my opinion, if you really were the #3 team in the nation you wouldn't have been in that situation anyhow.  Also, if you're really the #3 team in the nation, you understand that when you play the #1, there is no mercy.  It's 4 quarters of football.  I guess Patrino just isn't used to being in that position.

So bash me, ban me....do whatever you want.  But now you know how I feel

I'm guessing you didn't know what "whatever you want" actually entailed. 

Did you think you were posting at nobville? 
(where I'm sure they would have apologized and taken up a collection to by you a fruit basket to show their concern)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: chittlins on November 28, 2011, 10:20:37 AM
Too bad for BoBo that quote feature is a motherfucker.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Sliver72 on November 28, 2011, 10:32:50 AM
Has anyone notices the gay fucking silhoette of the sate of texass leaning against that tree?


you should check up on Chuck...the LoL miss fan that rolled up in this bitch a couple years back like HE was the paterfamilias of teh kool...that one didn't go quite like he hoped either...
Would you be referring to RebelChuck?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: TC on November 28, 2011, 10:36:55 AM
Would you be referring to RebelChuck?

That's the guy.  He came on here talking about his portfolio and cotton bowl wins, and shit got real when a picture of his shack in the cul-de-sac turned up on the Woopussy.  Neigh a word from him since.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Clark on November 28, 2011, 10:38:53 AM
Friday afternoon I saw a side of Arkansas that I always knew existed.  I have been to LSU/Arkansas games in LIttle Rock and seen the classless side of the rivalry.  Not in good fun, but sheer anger.  Me and my wife were dog cussed, even after an Arkansas win.  But hey, what can you expect from a fan base when your head coach is seen on national television saying "f*** you mother f*****" to the opposing coach.  If Petrino had any football sense, he would've known that he was forcing LSU to throw the football late in the game because of the blitz.  Oh, and in my opinion, if you really were the #3 team in the nation you wouldn't have been in that situation anyhow.  Also, if you're really the #3 team in the nation, you understand that when you play the #1, there is no mercy.  It's 4 quarters of football.  I guess Patrino just isn't used to being in that position.

So bash me, ban me....do whatever you want.  But now you know how I feel

That's exactly the kind of stuff we heard in little rock.  And all we did was walk into the stadium, minding our own business.

I was just stating that when your coach is on national tv acting the same way, it doesn't surprise me.

Enjoy your capitol one bowl.  One more thing before I go......

(http://thefullmaple.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/normal_kid_finger.jpg)

LSU pushed your sh!t last Friday.  How did it feel?

Miles tried to talk to him, he started by saying "you've got a good team Bobby", then Patrino ran away from him......like the little b**** he is.  I think he was butthurt because he realized that the #3 in front of Arkansas was a fraud.

That highly functioning retard has a winning record against Arkansas.  I guess its true, Arkansas is a state full of white trash, redneck hillbillies with an IQ about the same number as their shoe size.

Who does Arkansas have to compete with?  Arkansas State?  :sarcasm:

So you're admiting that your state produces sh!t for athletes.  Thanks for clearing that up.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: BigDavis on November 28, 2011, 10:58:47 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on November 28, 2011, 11:38:30 AM
That's the guy.  He came on here talking about his portfolio and cotton bowl wins, and aMm got real when a picture of his shack in the cul-de-sac turned up on the Woopussy.  Neigh a word from him since.

RebelChuck was ten times the poster this asshat is.

His biggest problem was that he thought he was way move clever than he actually was.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: TravelHog on November 28, 2011, 12:03:44 PM
Ask and you shall receive. Neil, you're the world's biggest pussy.

(http://forum.gon.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=483701&stc=1&d=1267717171)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogofWar on November 28, 2011, 12:04:49 PM
Is it a platform on which to clean Gar?

I think that is the well where he keeps all his dead hookers.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 28, 2011, 12:10:50 PM
Bronze this thread.  Preserve it amber.  This is some of the funniest shit on the webZ.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: oldhogfan on November 28, 2011, 12:34:17 PM
Great entertainment watching these internet bad asses come on here and get their well deserved beat down.  ;D,  :thumbup:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: gambler on November 28, 2011, 01:00:08 PM
I think that is the well where he keeps all his dead man hookers.
Fixt.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Sliver72 on November 28, 2011, 01:06:47 PM
Google street view...now I can drive by that ex girlfriend's house over and over. Take THAT, restraining order!
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hog Sauce on November 28, 2011, 01:37:21 PM
 :thumbup:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on November 28, 2011, 01:37:54 PM
Comparing this thread to a Hogville thread where an LSU fan posted. Woopig is in red; Hogville is in Blue.


Friday afternoon I saw a side of Arkansas that I always knew existed.  I have been to LSU/Arkansas games in LIttle Rock and seen the classless side of the rivalry.  Not in good fun, but sheer anger.  Me and my wife were dog cussed, even after an Arkansas win.  But hey, what can you expect from a fan base when your head coach is seen on national television saying "f*** you mother f*****" to the opposing coach.  If Petrino had any football sense, he would've known that he was forcing LSU to throw the football late in the game because of the blitz.  Oh, and in my opinion, if you really were the #3 team in the nation you wouldn't have been in that situation anyhow.  Also, if you're really the #3 team in the nation, you understand that when you play the #1, there is no mercy.  It's 4 quarters of football.  I guess Patrino just isn't used to being in that position.

So bash me, ban me....do whatever you want.  But now you know how I feel

Wanted to drop by and say that i think you guys have had a great season so far and to thank all the fans that were at the game for good sportsmanship and to apologize for anyone who didn't have a good time. I know some of our fans can be a little hard to take.

On to my take on the game. Down 14-0 i must admit i was a little worried. I think the facemask was the beginning of the momentum swing capped off by the punt return. Bottom line from what i saw is Arkansas gave up in the fourth quarter. I know you guys have better athletes than what showed Friday. Adams is truly the biggest playmaker in the country. Bequette wasn't a factor and i thought he would be in the backfield ALL DAY.

The CBP saying FUFM is just a product of the tragic week capped off by Les throwing late in the game. Anyone who has ever been on the sideline in football game hears this language NON STOP. He didn't do anything wrong or should have to apologize for anything. He is a great coach and you guys are lucky to have him.

Anyways, GOOD LUCK in the bowl game and rep the SECW!!!

Fuck you, mother fucker.

And your whore wife.

Thanks! Now go win another NC for the school and the SEC!

Crying?  Did I go over to tigerdroppings and bitch and moan about bad words?  You're on our board complaining about bad words like some kind of sunday school teacher.

Nice of you to skip over the behavioral issues of your own little shitbird fans.  But, I guess actual physical violence is pretty god damn impossible to answer when your main complaint is the use of profanity.

You tried to run up the score with your bombs away bullshit, but we're not crying about it; we're planning on how to shove it right back up your ass next year.

Go Dawgs. 

Thank you for the kind words, and hope you win another NC.

You have the shittiest fans by far in the SEC. I've never seen such a collection of white trash scumbags until I went to a game in Redstick. Fuck you and your whore wife and your whore mother. Go throw piss at some other Razorback board, fucko.

Thanks for stopping by... You're true class...

Listen you piece of shit,

If you're wanting a fucking apology from Woopig, you can go fist yourself. Better yet, go buy some synthetic marijuana from the Honey Badger, get Jefferson and Co., and head for a night out on the town that'll end up in some guy getting jumped and stomped in the head. But you better watch out, that guy just might be you. You blind fucker. Your fans are by far the worst in the nation. With all do respect, GDIAF.

Thanks.  Good luck in the champ game.

I gave your wife an Abe lincoln

Actually you aren't the first to post from lsu.  They just are deleted fast because what they were trying to do in their posts.  Yours was a good post and thanks.

Speaking of pushing shit in. You may not want to fuck that skank you call a wife until you can get her a Rx. I was having a breakout when I creampied her after the game. Not my fault tho. All I wanted was a BJ.

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Turd F. on November 28, 2011, 01:39:00 PM
Interesting to see what the responses will be from all the Arkansas fans bitching about how Petrino acted during and after the game:

http://www.arkansassports360.com/27982/tj-carpenter-petrino-and-miles-share-no-affection-in-arkansas-lsu-rivalry
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogofWar on November 28, 2011, 01:44:58 PM
Interesting to see what the responses will be from all the Arkansas fans bitching about how Petrino acted during and after the game:

http://www.arkansassports360.com/27982/tj-carpenter-petrino-and-miles-share-no-affection-in-arkansas-lsu-rivalry

Real rivalry? The hate has never been realer.

Dude has no grammar skillz.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Nutt Still Sucks on November 28, 2011, 02:11:47 PM
Real rivalry? The hate has never been realer.

Dude has no grammar skillz.

His radio show is more worser...
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: 1st_down_streak on November 28, 2011, 02:15:40 PM
Interesting to see what the responses will be from all the Arkansas fans bitching about how Petrino acted during and after the game:

http://www.arkansassports360.com/27982/tj-carpenter-petrino-and-miles-share-no-affection-in-arkansas-lsu-rivalry

I'm waiting for the "Former Acquaintances of Bobby Petrino" facebook group.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 28, 2011, 02:28:54 PM
I'm waiting for the "Former Acquaintances of Bobby Petrino" facebook group.

Of all the potential angles and stories leading up Arkansas/LSU last week, check out the focus of this NOLA douchebag's column:

Quote
Any way you slice it, it was an historic exit. At a late-night news conference in Fayetteville, Ark., on Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2007, Bobby Petrino told his audience: "Today was a day of decision. It was difficult on one side, very difficult on the other. It was difficult to leave Atlanta, the staff, the players, the fans. The timing of it probably is the thing that made it so difficult. Coming to Arkansas was the easy part."

And that was only part of the story.  Here's the rest.

As these words were spoken, the Atlanta Falcons had no idea they were losing their head coach.  Because the Falcons had Tuesday off, there were no meetings, and Petrino did not address the team. It didn't know he had gone to Fayetteville to shake hands with the Hogs.

They were not officially informed until Wednesday, in a four-sentence farewell, a letter placed inside each player's locker stall.

Said owner Arthur Blank: "The best way to describe the way we feel is betrayal."

Said teammate Grady Jackson: "For him to quit like that shows his true colors, like a coward with a yellow stripe down his back."

Said quarterback Joey Harrington regarding Petrino's comments about his new job as Razorbacks coach: "To have him talk about family, about team, about commitment, then come in here and have a form letter at your locker, that's not a man's act. That's how a coward acts."

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: wmr on November 28, 2011, 02:44:19 PM
If anybody here claims to still hate Texas more than LSU, then I guess you're not paying attention.

This is a clear and present hatred, with a "in-your-face", real (swamp) people-throwing-piss-bombs fanbase to hate. 

Next year's game is already circled.



Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on November 28, 2011, 02:53:05 PM
If anybody here claims to still hate Texas more than LSU, then I guess you're not paying attention.

This is a clear and present hatred, with a "in-your-face", real (swamp) people-throwing-piss-bombs fanbase to hate. 

Next year's game is already circled.


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ot4jdDmGYZk/S9BE9m4xjAI/AAAAAAAAAAc/J3l2jMQnJxg/s1600/PeopleToKill.JPG)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: EastArkHog on November 28, 2011, 02:55:45 PM


Damn, Bleaux Bleaux packed up his shit and left just when he was getting interesting...

Toodles and eat shit fricker  :bird:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Sliver72 on November 28, 2011, 03:21:53 PM
Does this mean a revival of the "Sins of Bobby Petrino" thread?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Fairweather Hog Fan on November 28, 2011, 03:30:05 PM
It's about time we have a tried and true hated rival, and LSBleaux is it!
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aaron on November 28, 2011, 03:34:18 PM
Hard to say, but his lower-than-regulation goal is broken down from too much "dunking."  I realize he's a baseball coach, but that is still sad.

Do you think he pretended to be Stromile Swift?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Splurge on November 28, 2011, 03:54:39 PM
Do you think he pretended to be Stromile Swift?

Dunno.  He ran off at the mouth in that first post like Chris Jackson, though.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Arkansas Proud on November 28, 2011, 05:26:43 PM
Dunno.  He ran off at the mouth in that first post like Chris Jackson, though.

بجدية?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: cotte on November 28, 2011, 05:35:05 PM
:thumbup:

Keith Hernandez?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HipHog on November 28, 2011, 05:48:14 PM
Date Registered: November 27, 2011, 11:05:09 AMLocal Time
:November 28, 2011, 05:46:34

PMLast Active: Today at 05:46:16 PM

i see you're still lurking, but no blessing us with any more of your wisdom
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: cotte on November 28, 2011, 05:50:21 PM
Date Registered: November 27, 2011, 11:05:09 AMLocal Time
:November 28, 2011, 05:46:34

PMLast Active: Today at 05:46:16 PM

i see you're still lurking, but no blessing us with any more of your wisdom

Why no BeauxBeaux?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: LRHogfan on November 28, 2011, 06:47:57 PM
BeauxBeaux had to GeauxGeaux.

He obviously wasn't wearing a cup.  Probably because there's nothing down there to protect.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 28, 2011, 06:48:58 PM
Why no BeauxBeaux?

He's just chllin' right now.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: hogoffate on November 28, 2011, 07:10:49 PM
Neil, come back Neil,  bob wants ya
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: KSHogg on November 28, 2011, 08:33:57 PM
BeauxBeaux had to GeauxGeaux. .

And he didn't wake me up.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 28, 2011, 08:36:09 PM
And he didn't wake me up.


That's because he was being very sneaky.

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: LRHogfan on November 28, 2011, 08:42:26 PM

That's because he was being very sneaky.
:maundoed:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: pinkphiloyd on November 28, 2011, 09:11:28 PM

That's because he was being very sneaky.


 :stunned:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Splurge on November 28, 2011, 09:57:55 PM

That's because he was being very sneaky.

Thanks for that.  Bunches.  I'm clawing my eyeballs out now.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: BigDavis on November 28, 2011, 09:59:55 PM
Note to self: "If you have pictures of yourself doing something really really fucking gay, don't mess with notaslibro"

Got it.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Too Big Pig on November 28, 2011, 10:45:25 PM

That's because he was being very sneaky.



I hope to god that:
a.) is a photoshop
b.) my child never wants to play baseball at Bowie HS
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Pork Soda on November 29, 2011, 06:54:26 AM
Note to self: "If you have pictures of yourself doing something really really fucking gay, don't mess with notaslibro"

Got it.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Turd F. on November 29, 2011, 10:54:13 AM
https://twitter.com/#!/_ShawnArnell
_ShawnArnell shawn arnell
Yes, we had a caller yesterday state that Petrino going Corso was worse than Pinkel's DWI. Now THAT will make u curse. Bombs away.


 ::)

 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on November 29, 2011, 01:41:23 PM
https://twitter.com/#!/_ShawnArnell
_ShawnArnell shawn arnell
Yes, we had a caller yesterday state that Petrino going Corso was worse than Pinkel's DWI. Now THAT will make u curse. Bombs away.


 ::)


I heard that. On another note, you gotta love the ADG. In today's edition Brummett used his editorial space blasting the Arkansas media for not mentioning the incident, particularly the "sports editors of the state's two largest newspapers." Of course Wally's column today was about exactly that.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Turd F. on November 29, 2011, 02:24:29 PM
Jim Harris wrote a piece about South Louisiana media perspectives here. From reading the comments (I know, I know), it seems that Petrino is rubbing some of our GOB fan base the wrong way with his devil words.
http://www.arkansassports360.com/27991/jim-harris-notebook-petrino-takes-a-beating-in-south-louisiana-after-lsu-game

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Phat_Hawg on November 29, 2011, 02:51:07 PM

I heard that. On another note, you gotta love the ADG. In today's edition Brummett used his editorial space blasting the Arkansas media for not mentioning the incident, particularly the "sports editors of the state's two largest newspapers." Of course Wally's column today was about exactly that.

Anybody that gives a crap about Razorback football either watched the game or talked to someone who watched the game and knows what happened.  Not exactly sure what Brummett wanted them to say about it. 

Funny how some of the GOB network is all butthurt about this but sure didn't seem to care when Shibest taunted and cursed opposing players. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 29, 2011, 02:55:56 PM
Anybody that gives a crap about Razorback football either watched the game or talked to someone who watched the game and knows what happened.  Not exactly sure what Brummett wanted them to say about it. 

Funny how some of the GOB network is all butthurt about this but sure didn't seem to care when Shibest taunted and cursed opposing players.

Or when their assistant coach whatever sent degrading emails to his own player via a backfatchannel source.

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: PickledPigsFeet on November 29, 2011, 03:14:16 PM
Frick Brummet
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogBroyles on November 29, 2011, 04:33:39 PM
Anybody that gives a crap about Razorback football either watched the game or talked to someone who watched the game and knows what happened.  Not exactly sure what Brummett wanted them to say about it. 

Funny how some of the GOB network is all butthurt about this but sure didn't seem to care when Shibest taunted and cursed opposing players.
Wally is selective in his christian outbursts. His sourcing usually comes from phone calls from players moms.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hogtired on November 29, 2011, 04:34:05 PM
I do not cuss or curse but I am one bad ass mother fricker so I don't give a shit! Anybody bitching about it is out of touch with today's athletes and coaches. Just ask BMFP
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on November 29, 2011, 05:03:09 PM
What's the scoop on this negative recruiting by Miles that Petrino is referring to?

First I'd heard of that, sounds like that may be part of why Petrino doesn't like him.  Petrino and Saban are on good terms.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Phat_Hawg on November 29, 2011, 05:31:27 PM
What's the scoop on this negative recruiting by Miles that Petrino is referring to?

First I'd heard of that, sounds like that may be part of why Petrino doesn't like him.  Petrino and Saban are on good terms.

Petrino and Saban respect each other because they respect hard work and good coaching.  Miles is a glorified Nutt in a fertile recruiting area.  Remember that little pop-up kickoff they went for that gave ARkansas great field position we promptly didn't take advantage of?  Classic Nutt.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on November 29, 2011, 05:51:42 PM
Petrino and Saban respect each other because they respect hard work and good coaching.  Miles is a glorified Mr. Golden Parachute in a fertile recruiting area.  Remember that little pop-up kickoff they went for that gave ARkansas great field position we promptly didn't take advantage of?  Classic Mr. Golden Parachute.

The difference is that Miles hires good assistants and lets them do their job. 

Otherwise I completely agree.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: intercept on November 29, 2011, 06:07:00 PM
Quote
Bobby Petrino (38), Arkansas. He’s a great coach but a perpetually chippy guy, and it showed when he appeared to be F-bombing Les Miles from across the field late in LSU’s beatdown of the Razorbacks. Then Petrino gave Miles a blow-off postgame handshake. At apparent issue was an LSU field goal with about five minutes to play that made the final score 41-17 – nothing at all egregious for a team trying to lock up a spot in the national championship. The Dash remembers watching Petrino hang 70 on Cincinnati, 69 on North Carolina, 65 on Houston, 63 on Oregon State and 61 on Florida Atlantic. Now that same guy is mad about a field goal being kicked on his third-ranked team? Have a hankie, Bobby.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=pf-forde_yard_dash_awards_112911
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: GeoHogsGeo on November 29, 2011, 07:07:50 PM
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=pf-forde_yard_dash_awards_112911

Kinda agree here; however, I'm glad he was pissed about it and I have full confidence that when the tables are turned he won't show mercy.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 29, 2011, 08:33:35 PM
Anybody that has a problem with BMFP's language can go fuck themselves.  State media asshats, GOB network, GtMF, Haters up north, haters out east(send it down there, i don't care)
Nutt undergrond, lsboohoo, fuck YOU ALL.

I came here for the football, my grandfather was a Marine and my grandmother worked as a cook on a riverboat, i have heard words that would make Andrew Dice Clay and Sam Kennison blush.

Fuck fuck fuck mutherfucker.
Fuckity fuck fuck. Suck a bag of dicks bitches.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Satchuation on November 29, 2011, 08:39:42 PM
Anybody that has a problem with BMFP's language can go frick themselves.  State media asshats, GOB network, GtMF, Haters up north, haters out east(send it down there, i don't care)
Mr. Golden Parachute undergrond, lsboohoo, frick YOU ALL.

I came here for the football, my grandfather was a Marine and my grandmother worked as a cook on a riverboat, i have heard words that would make Andrew Dice Clay and Sam Kennison blush.

frick frick frick mutherfucker.
Fuckity frick frick. Suck a bag of dicks bitches.

Think the ADG would run this as a letter to the editor?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: 'Riffic on November 29, 2011, 08:40:50 PM
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=pf-forde_yard_dash_awards_112911

Forde used to be part of the Louisville media, all of which hate BMFP.  Pretty sure he was the one that broke the story about Auburn's plane giving Bobby a visit. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: intercept on November 29, 2011, 09:10:19 PM
Yeah... I don't know what Petrino was pissed about, but I doubt it was over a field goal. It was probably the chunking to the end zone or the celebration by Jefferson, or maybe just the fact that he's Petrino and he can cuss if he wants to. Forde has always been a douche, nothings changed.

I'm glad he was pissed, and I hope it rubs off on the team. We need some pissed off players.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: TheOtherWhiteMeat on November 29, 2011, 09:55:29 PM
Anybody that gives a crap about Razorback football either watched the game or talked to someone who watched the game and knows what happened.  Not exactly sure what Brummett wanted them to say about it. 

Funny how some of the GOB network is all butthurt about this but sure didn't seem to care when Shibest taunted and cursed opposing players.


It's pretty hilarious when you think about it. Fans screamed for the media to get involved when Dale was here and they were too pussified. Now that we finally have a coach the fans love they want to try and get all righteous. I'm thinking they need to be exploring new careers in an industry that involves wearing name badges because they are dinosaurs about to become tar pits.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Fairweather Hog Fan on November 29, 2011, 10:08:12 PM
How dare a coach cuss,I blame the media for being the forebearers of the pussification of this great country. Fuck em and feed em fishheads.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: bigghurtt on November 30, 2011, 07:43:00 AM
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=pf-forde_yard_dash_awards_112911

I'm pretty sure that's the first time Forde has mentioned Arkansas in 2 years.   Fuck him.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 30, 2011, 09:11:59 AM
Frank Fletcher, the Tyler Perry of Central Arkansas, was on 103.7 this morning.  He said that he was in a box at the LSU game Friday, and one of the other guests there was a southern LA car dealer.  Fletcher said the dealer "loaned" Mrs. Lester Miles a car and asked her to bring it back clean when she got to 5,000 miles.

Per FF, the dealer said Mrs. Miles brought the car back at 6,500 miles and with $11,000 damage to the interior.  Broken DVD screens, Kool Aid and soda stains everywhere, upholstery damage, etc.  The dealer allegedly called the athletic director's offices and said "don't come back."

/Send that down there
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogofWar on November 30, 2011, 09:17:25 AM
Frank Fletcher, the Tyler Perry of Central Arkansas, was on 103.7 this morning.  He said that he was in a box at the LSU game Friday, and one of the other guests there was a southern LA car dealer.  Fletcher said the dealer "loaned" Mrs. Lester Miles a car and asked her to bring it back clean when she got to 5,000 miles.

Per FF, the dealer said Mrs. Miles brought the car back at 6,500 miles and with $11,000 damage to the interior.  Broken DVD screens, Kool Aid and soda stains everywhere, upholstery damage, etc.  The dealer allegedly called the athletic director's offices and said "don't come back."

/Send that down there

I wondered if the dealer loaned a car to Les Miles's sister too.

Too soon?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Satchuation on November 30, 2011, 09:27:36 AM
I'm pretty sure that's the first time Forde has mentioned Arkansas in 2 years.   frick him.

The list of people I'd rather hit in the face with a shit-dipped meat cleaver is fairly short. Never understood being such a condescending cocksucker when your entire career is basically one lame shtick that results in you calling yourself The Doosh Dash over and over.

I hope Gregg Doyel gives him AIDS.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 30, 2011, 09:30:18 AM
The list of people I'd rather hit in the face with a shit-dipped meat cleaver is fairly short. Never understood being such a condescending cocksucker when your entire career is basically one lame shtick that results in you calling yourself The Doosh Dash over and over.

I hope Gregg Doyel gives him AIDS.

Referring to one's self in the third person is sad.  Doing so with a nickname to boot, well, that's must murder-worthy.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Guardrail on November 30, 2011, 09:52:01 AM
How dare a coach cuss,I blame the media for being the forebearers of the pussification of this great country. frick em and feed em fishheads.
If these self rightous people have EVER been around any kind of higher level sport organization, then they would know that all kinds of colorful language gets thrown around. These people are those with their heads in the sand and want all coaches to nurture and suckle thier offspring. You don't hear people wanting to run Coach K off the court. You think these 18 and up kids haven't heard an F bomb? I bet these people think drill sgts shouldn't cuss at recruits either. I would much rather the coach cuss some people and be pissed off at the the other team that is beating his ass then "Golly, they got us good today." If you're smiling after just getting an ass whipping then you're showing me it doesn't bother you enough.
I wonder if these people honestly think Saban, Miles, Meyer, et al, haven't blurted out a "MFer!" at a bad play or opposing coach? Frick yes they have. The difference is the media people watch BMFP like a hawk to hopefully catch something they can gig him on. They're lucky he hasn't told a half time interviewer to frick off on national TV yet. Which he'd probably justify by saying "Dont' like it? Quit askign me shit then."
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Biff Malibu on November 30, 2011, 10:14:38 AM
Different angle on the handshake.  God, I can't wait for this game next year!

http://www.wwltv.com/video/featured-videos/Petrino-snubs-Miles-on-post-game-handshake-134513103.html

Somebody with some skillz, screencap that shot of Miles with his mouth open and photoshop a bag of dicks in there.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: big_pig on November 30, 2011, 10:16:12 AM
Referring to one's self in the third person is sad.  Doing so with a nickname to boot, well, that's must murder-worthy.

Jimmy doesn't like it. Jimmy doesn't think it's...all that.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Southern Yeoman on November 30, 2011, 10:27:36 AM
Wally is selective in his christian outbursts. His sourcing usually comes from phone calls from players moms.

A late response to this but I had to bump it up.  Reading Hall's column is like reading an 8th-grade composition.  His stupid literary devices and lame analogies are embarrassing.  And I wish he would write a piece with the "human experience" angle instead of just repeating coverage of the game from the article above his.  It's really no more than a gossip column.  I know he reads this board because I see new phrases in his column mere days after seeing them used here.   

I realize reading his column is voluntary but sometimes I catch glimpses of it as I'm wrapping a fish.

When will he retire? 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hambunctious on November 30, 2011, 03:01:35 PM
Just think, when all the ice caps and glaciers melt, they'll lose half their damn state.  For some odd reason I am comforted by that thought.  I'm more concerned about the gas prices than LSU fans.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Ty Webb on November 30, 2011, 04:07:20 PM
If all coaches were called out for some cussin', Coach K needs to be at the front of the line.

I don't give a rat's ass who says what during a game. Shit happens. People bitching about this have never competed in a sport at even a high school level in their entire life or they would know how things can go down.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HipHog on November 30, 2011, 09:49:15 PM
Frank Fletcher, the Tyler Perry of Central Arkansas, was on 103.7 this morning.  He said that he was in a box at the LSU game Friday, and one of the other guests there was a southern LA car dealer.  Fletcher said the dealer "loaned" Mrs. Lester Miles a car and asked her to bring it back clean when she got to 5,000 miles.

Per FF, the dealer said Mrs. Miles brought the car back at 6,500 miles and with $11,000 damage to the interior.  Broken DVD screens, Kool Aid and soda stains everywhere, upholstery damage, etc.  The dealer allegedly called the athletic director's offices and said "don't come back."

/Send that down there
tommy smiff says thats weak
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hogtired on December 01, 2011, 08:49:54 AM
If it helps I'll start a line to call Les Miles a Mother Fricker or start a FB  page doing so!
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Razor-Trac on December 01, 2011, 10:29:00 AM
Broken DVD screens, Kool Aid and soda stains everywhere, upholstery damage, etc.  The dealer allegedly called the athletic director's offices and said "don't come back."

/Send that down there

It was probably Purple Drank.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: pinkphiloyd on December 01, 2011, 01:17:20 PM
It was probably Purple Drank.

Sugar, water, purple.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: transplanthog on December 01, 2011, 05:14:04 PM
Petrino made a mistake last year by giving Miles some respect and not punching it in at the last of the game in Little Rock. He got mad because Miles didn't give him the same. Next year Pertino is going to run it up and then tell him to  :bird:off again.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: cotte on December 01, 2011, 05:48:09 PM
Flashing news: We more than likely aren't running up the score on LSU next year. They are expected to be just as good or better next year. We will be lucky with a win.

Just sayin'...
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Boondoggle on December 01, 2011, 06:16:40 PM
Flashing news: We more than likely aren't running up the score on LSU next year. They are expected to be just as good or better next year. We will be lucky with a win.

Just sayin'...


Barring any more team member deaths or other catastrophes, I'm sure BMFP will have his players 100% focused and motivated on the LSU game next year.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Hogtired on December 01, 2011, 06:26:30 PM
Flashing news: We more than likely aren't running up the score on LSU next year. They are expected to be just as good or better next year. We will be lucky with a win.

Just sayin'...

I expect a dropoff but since we play them at Thanksgiving you may be on track!
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: KSHogg on December 01, 2011, 06:47:35 PM
Flashing news: We more than likely aren't running up the score on LSU next year. They are expected to be just as good or better next year. We will be lucky with a win.

Just sayin'...

Yes, but Bobby is pissed! I can picture him in the wee hours of the morning at his office working on next years gameplan.
When this picture comes there are always little trails of steam rising off his head.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: hogggdadi on December 01, 2011, 07:28:52 PM

Barring any more team member deaths or other catastrophes, I'm sure BMFP will have his players 100% focused and motivated on the LSU game next all year long.

Ftfy
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Mike Slive on December 01, 2011, 08:04:12 PM
I am still pissed about this. Anyone who thinks BMFP gives a fuck about the 3 points is an idiot. He wouldn't have been mad about 2 more TD's. BMFP study LSU film and hence knew Lester was getting cute with their playcalling. $48 says BMFP runs a double reverse pass next time he is in a position to put it on ice.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Big Sausage Pizza on December 01, 2011, 09:35:56 PM
Per FF, the dealer said Mrs. Miles brought the car back at 6,500 miles and with $11,000 damage to the interior.  Broken DVD screens, Kool Aid and soda stains everywhere, upholstery damage, etc.  The dealer allegedly called the athletic director's offices and said "don't come back."

Those weren't Kool Aid and Soda stains, and the DVD screens were in perfect working order only a few weeks ago, when I had Kathy face down and ass up in the back seat. 

Frick Les Miles.  Frick LSU.  And Frick you...
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on December 01, 2011, 09:48:31 PM
Those were Kool Aid and Soda stains, and the DVD screens were in perfect working order only a few weeks ago, when I had Kathy face down and ass up in the back seat. 

Frick Les Miles.  Frick LSU.  And Frick you...
:stunned:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: cotte on December 01, 2011, 09:51:25 PM
What's this fool talking about?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: RedRiverHog on December 01, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Those were Kool Aid and Soda stains, and the DVD screens were in perfect working order only a few weeks ago, when I had Kathy face down and ass up in the back seat. 

Frick Les Miles.  Frick LSU.  And Frick you...

Nice try
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Pumpkin Escobar on December 01, 2011, 11:07:42 PM
What's this fool talking about?
 

Redballs got him.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Cerdo on December 02, 2011, 10:29:37 AM
Flashing news: We more than likely aren't running up the score on LSU next year. They are expected to be just as good or better next year. We will be lucky with a win.

Just sayin'...
We beat them soundly last year at our place.  We will be much better now with our own experienced QB and Line, like THEY had this year. 
We will beat LSU next year.  They're good this year, no doubt, but we will beat them next year. 
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: cotte on December 02, 2011, 12:09:13 PM
Like I said, well be doing good to beat them. Running up the score ain't happening.

I hope I am incorrect.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: MDEM on December 02, 2011, 12:12:17 PM
LSU is going to kick our ass.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: HogofWar on December 02, 2011, 01:01:23 PM
LSU is going to kick our ass.

I am not so sure. They have a new rapist quarterback coming in from Georgia, who has yet to take a snap. Who know who decides to go to the Draft next spring. Besides that, there are new arrests, new investigations, and synthetic grass to be considered.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Aporkalypse_Now on December 02, 2011, 03:29:50 PM
I am not so sure. They have a new rapist quarterback coming in from Georgia, who has yet to take a snap. Who know who decides to go to the Draft next spring. Besides that, there are new arrests, new investigations, and synthetic grass to be considered.

And hopefully 2 new WRs a half foot or more taller than Honey Badger.

It's one thing to cover Jarius Wright, and completely another to cover DGB (assuming we get him).
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: shortstop6 on December 02, 2011, 03:37:52 PM
And hopefully 2 new WRs a half foot or more taller than Honey Badger.

Is Mathieu coming back?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Tusk till Dawn on December 02, 2011, 03:38:39 PM
Is Mathieu coming back?

I believe he's just a sophomore, so by default, yes.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: uagrad89 on December 03, 2011, 02:10:24 PM
LSU is going to kick our ass.

ISWYDT

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: boartitz on December 03, 2011, 06:56:57 PM
ISWYDT

 :thumbup:
Your a cool mfer. Whats your Facebook handle?
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: MDEM on December 03, 2011, 07:07:49 PM
ISWYDT

 :thumbup:

No, you didn't, but you can pretend that you did.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: uagrad89 on December 03, 2011, 08:05:10 PM
No, you didn't, but you can pretend that you did.

Oh, stop it.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 28, 2012, 02:58:36 PM



Gosh.  Has it really been a year?

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: griffinhogsfan on November 28, 2012, 03:36:05 PM

Gosh.  Has it really been a year?

Yes. A long and painful one.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Sus-Scrofa on November 28, 2012, 05:37:19 PM
And hopefully 2 new WRs a half foot or more taller than Honey Badger.

It's one thing to cover Jarius Wright, and completely another to cover DGB (assuming we get him).

What a difference a year makes.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: cotte on November 28, 2012, 05:59:04 PM
What a difference a year makes.

You can say that again.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Biff Malibu on November 28, 2012, 06:17:43 PM
You can say that again.

What a difference a year makes...
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: bigghurtt on November 28, 2012, 06:58:33 PM
So, did we get DGB, or will Petrino have to tough it out with Marquel Wade at #2 in 2012?  I'll hang up and glisten.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: ups_hog on November 28, 2012, 07:01:07 PM
So, did we get DGB, or will Petrino have to tough it out with Marquel Wade at #2 in 2012?  I'll hang up and glisten.

The DGB thing went tits up.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: cotte on November 28, 2012, 07:14:16 PM
The DGB thing went tits up.

Yeah it did.

(http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Fat-guy-beach-bigger.jpg)
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: DRYANKNPULL on November 28, 2012, 07:19:12 PM
Just out of morbid curiosity, I checked to see if coach beaux beaux was still employed.  He is still listed on their website. I sent him an email to let him know his thread was re activated. Merry Christmas from wupig.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: The Reverend Snoophogg on November 28, 2012, 08:59:05 PM
Yeah it did.

(http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Fat-guy-beach-bigger.jpg)


I'll take "what is Whirl Wide Walt at the beach for?" for $400, Alex.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: Too Big Pig on November 28, 2012, 09:02:47 PM
twice.

Miles has not beaten BMFP in ARK yet. (And he won't.)

Guess this was true.
Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: EastArkHog on November 28, 2012, 09:04:42 PM

I'll take "what is Whirl Wide Walt at the beach for?" for $400, Alex.

And it's the Daily Double............

Title: Re: The Miles/Petrino Handshake
Post by: notaslibro on November 28, 2012, 09:46:57 PM
Just out of morbid curiosity, I checked to see if coach beaux beaux was still employed.  He is still listed on their website. I sent him an email to let him know his thread was re activated. Merry Christmas from wupig.


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