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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #900 on: December 13, 2015, 10:58:40 PM »
Don't know if I put this on here or not, but while training g at work last year the guy I was working with took off his vest and was wearing a woopig shirt . Asked what his name was on here and he said he's never posted, just a lurker .  Cool story bro
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #901 on: December 14, 2015, 12:21:17 AM »
Don't know if I put this on here or not, but while training g at work last year the guy I was working with took off his vest and was wearing a woopig shirt . Asked what his name was on here and he said he's never posted, just a lurker .  Cool story bro
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #902 on: December 14, 2015, 12:34:33 AM »
I get a text last week from a chick that I played team mixed doubles with this summer. She asks me to play with her against a friend and that friends boyfriend. I say sure.

Walk on the court Wednesday night to play...introduce myself to the guy and to his cute, very fit girlfriend.

We play. My partner and I win in straight sets. Someone suggested playing guys vs girls. Sure thing. He says no mercy as both of the ladies are solid players. We win. No mercy.

Afterward we're standing around talking. She mentions Woopig, which catches me off guard. Ask how she knows about it...finally says her boyfriend has told her some about it. So I ask who he is on the board.

Pigproquo. "Known" him more than a decade and where do we meet? On the tennis court.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #903 on: December 14, 2015, 09:00:27 AM »
Don't know if I put this on here or not, but while training g at work last year the guy I was working with took off his vest and was wearing a woopig shirt . Asked what his name was on here and he said he's never posted, just a lurker .  Cool story bro

At the freight house?

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #904 on: December 14, 2015, 09:51:58 AM »
Asked what his name was on here and he said he's never posted, just a lurker . 

That's probably exactly what I would say. 

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #905 on: December 14, 2015, 10:05:03 AM »

That's probably exactly what I would say.

I'd tell them I was Shotter.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #906 on: December 14, 2015, 11:08:08 AM »
I was hanging out with one of my good buds yesterday, and he mentions that his neighbor was talking to him the other night about a "blog" about a fight at the Alma Sonic.
I dug deeper and he was referencing woopig. I asked my buddy for the guys screen name - but the guy said he was just a lurker too.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #907 on: December 14, 2015, 03:46:31 PM »
I have known Merle Hoggard for years and this is not him. according to his wife, he does not have a schlong. The vehicle was obviously someone else's. He counts tadpoles for a living. He smokes cigars and look like a aMm salesman with a sample in his mouth. Poor bastard only has dreams of groupies. He drives a VW van....with a slingshot that hangs out the window. Other than that, he is a standup guy. Beer snob, great family man, and friend. Glad you met him.

And he farts in Maxine's and won't own up to it.  :maundoed:
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #908 on: December 14, 2015, 04:50:39 PM »
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #909 on: December 14, 2015, 05:16:18 PM »
At the freight house?

AGNK works at the ramp/service track...
it was in the yard. Wasn't Kim, he said he never posted
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #910 on: December 14, 2015, 06:52:54 PM »
it was in the yard. Wasn't Kim, he said he never posted

He has all but quit.  Can't remember the last time I saw a post of his.
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #911 on: December 14, 2015, 07:41:27 PM »
And he farts in Maxine's and won't own up to it.  :maundoed:

That wasn't me.  I was in the bathroom, remember? ;D
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #912 on: December 14, 2015, 08:02:14 PM »
I'm sitting in Woody's in Sunset Beach (California, for the uninitiated) and I overhear two guys talking about Fayetteville. I ask, "Arkansas?" Yup. Turns out one of the guys is the dude responsible (allegedly) for coming up with the Keeping Fayetteville Funky dealio. Cannot remember the dude's name, but if you frequent a local strip club and have an appreciation for 'hair', then you know the guy. He knew all about this place---and he and I (and his buddy) all professed "lurker only" status.  Liars....all of us.   :tiw:
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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #913 on: December 14, 2015, 09:28:47 PM »
I'm sitting in Woody's in Sunset Beach (California, for the uninitiated) and I overhear two guys talking about Fayetteville. I ask, "Arkansas?" Yup. Turns out one of the guys is the dude responsible (allegedly) for coming up with the Keeping Fayetteville Funky dealio. Cannot remember the dude's name, but if you frequent a local strip club and have an appreciation for 'hair', then you know the guy. He knew all about this place---and he and I (and his buddy) all professed "lurker only" status.  Liars....all of us.   :tiw:

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #914 on: May 24, 2016, 08:56:03 PM »
met dr. mongoose tonight.  well, i've actually met him a lot of times and just didn't know he was a woopigga.  wore my gray woopig shirt to a boy scouts meeting tonight and one of other kid's dad's asked me about it, turns out he was mongoose.  our kids have been in boy scouts together for the last 2 years and we've talked who knows how many times.  good dude.

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Re: You Ever "Discover" A Woopigger?
« Reply #915 on: May 24, 2016, 09:06:54 PM »
met dr. mongoose tonight.  well, i've actually met him a lot of times and just didn't know he was a woopigga.  wore my gray woopig shirt to a boy scouts meeting tonight and one of other kid's dad's asked me about it, turns out he was mongoose.  our kids have been in boy scouts together for the last 2 years and we've talked who knows how many times.  good dude.

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