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Offline radioman

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Re: The annual Pujols is the best player ever thread
« Reply #1500 on: February 21, 2012, 08:25:42 AM »
I don't understand all this "God wanted me here" or "I guess it is just God's plan".....It is my understanding that God gave you the power of free will to do anything you damn well pleased. And in this case, Pujols' free will was to get the most money he could.

Religion is so bizarre sometimes.

You don't know much about debates within Christian theology; do you? 

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Re: The annual Pujols is the best player ever thread
« Reply #1501 on: February 21, 2012, 01:01:12 PM »
Perhaps we could start a "Carlos Beltran will do in a pinch (maybe)" thread.

At least he doesn't have to face Wainwright's curve ball so he has that going for him!

How do you even tell another man that he should get a nose job and that you'll pay for it?

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Re: The annual Pujols is the best player ever thread
« Reply #1502 on: February 21, 2012, 03:23:16 PM »
Should be an interesting baseball season.  If Pujols slumps, this thread will shoot to bypass the WCDC thread with the slaps to the back and "I told you so" type of posts.  If he succeeds, this thread will end up on page 37 before the summer is over.

He's still the best player in baseball, in my opinion.  When you're looking from the bottom, like this Cub fan, all the time, greatness is recognized.

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« Reply #1503 on: February 21, 2012, 03:28:11 PM »
Should be an interesting baseball season.  If Pujols slumps, this thread will shoot to bypass the WCDC thread with the slaps to the back and "I told you so" type of posts.  If he succeeds, this thread will end up on page 37 before the summer is over.

He's still the best player in baseball, in my opinion.  When you're looking from the bottom, like this Cub fan, all the time, greatness is recognized.
he turned last year around and still had a great year, just not Pujols like from years before

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« Reply #1504 on: February 21, 2012, 05:53:04 PM »
Should be an interesting baseball season.  If Pujols slumps, this thread will shoot to bypass the WCDC thread with the slaps to the back and "I told you so" type of posts.  If he succeeds, this thread will end up on page 37 before the summer is over.

He's still the best player in baseball, in my opinion.  When you're looking from the bottom, like this Cub fan, all the time, greatness is recognized.
if he succeeds i will personally make sure this thread stays on the front page as i laugh at the bitch ass card fans
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« Reply #1505 on: February 21, 2012, 06:46:53 PM »
if he succeeds i will personally make sure this thread stays on the front page as i laugh at the bitch ass card fans

Me and the other Angels fan on this board don't really want you shitting up the board, thanks.

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« Reply #1506 on: February 21, 2012, 06:58:27 PM »
if he succeeds i will personally make sure this thread stays on the front page as i laugh at the bitch ass card fans

Just make sure you wait at least 7 years.  He probably will have 2-3 more good years, then just like the Bible he'll have 7 lean years, which the Cards won't be paying $25 mil per for (thank God).  We won't be listening to any crap if he has a good April.

I also trust you won't be superficial and you'll evaluate the differential in production vs. the Cards' replacement and the differential in money paid vs. the Cards' replacement.

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« Reply #1507 on: February 21, 2012, 07:10:54 PM »
Just make sure you wait at least 7 years.  He probably will have 2-3 more good years, then just like the Bible he'll have 7 lean years, which the Cards won't be paying $25 mil per for (thank God).  We won't be listening to any crap if he has a good April.

I also trust you won't be superficial and you'll evaluate the differential in production vs. the Cards' replacement and the differential in money paid vs. the Cards' replacement.

If the Rangers are willing to pay ungodly sums just to talk to Darvish, methinks "money VORP" doesn't mean much in today's sports economy.

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« Reply #1508 on: February 21, 2012, 07:13:25 PM »
Me and the other Angels fan on this board don't really want you shitting up the board, thanks.

Just so you realize, your team is now Public Enemy #1 in the eyes of us Cardinal fans. Just get ready for that. We will rejoice in your team's failures. It will be that way as long as #5 is with you team.

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« Reply #1509 on: February 21, 2012, 07:15:40 PM »
Just so you realize, your team is now Public Enemy #1 in the eyes of us Cardinal fans. Just get ready for that. We will rejoice in your team's failures. It will be that way as long as #5 is with you team.
I still think any team with Brandon Phillips manning second base is #1 in my eyes.

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« Reply #1510 on: February 21, 2012, 07:15:58 PM »
Just so you realize, your team is now Public Enemy #1 in the eyes of us Cardinal fans. Just get ready for that. We will rejoice in your team's failures. It will be that way as long as #5 is with you team.

The train of your anger rides on the rails of my indifference.

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« Reply #1511 on: February 21, 2012, 07:22:58 PM »
The train of your anger rides on the rails of my indifference.

Just don't come on this board expecting any Angel love. Angels had better get a 3-peat WS championship for all the money they are doling out. Anything less than that and your team will be unmercifully mocked. Just a heads up.

You are now  :notexas: in our eyes.

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« Reply #1512 on: February 21, 2012, 07:24:31 PM »
Just don't come on this board expecting any Angel love. Angels had better get a 3-peat WS championship for all the money they are doling out. Anything less than that and your team will be unmercifully mocked. Just a heads up.

You are now  :notexas: in our eyes.

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Re: The annual Pujols is the best player ever thread
« Reply #1513 on: February 21, 2012, 07:38:22 PM »
Me and the other Angels fan on this board don't really want you shitting up the board, thanks.

What other Angels fans?

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« Reply #1514 on: February 21, 2012, 07:40:58 PM »
What other Angels fans?

There's one more here, I forget who it is.  I'm drinking because I've been playing in Excel for 5 days, doing "work" that a 12-year old could knock out cold.

We are legion, motherfricker.  GO HALOS.

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Re: The annual Pujols is the best player ever thread
« Reply #1515 on: February 21, 2012, 11:26:26 PM »
Just make sure you wait at least 7 years.  He probably will have 2-3 more good years, then just like the Bible he'll have 7 lean years, which the Cards won't be paying $25 mil per for (thank God).  We won't be listening to any crap if he has a good April.

I also trust you won't be superficial and you'll evaluate the differential in production vs. the Cards' replacement and the differential in money paid vs. the Cards' replacement.
not gonna put that much work into it. I hate pujols, and the only think that would make me happier than seeing him fail is to see him do really good to piss off all the card fans
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« Reply #1516 on: February 22, 2012, 08:55:15 AM »
Just so you realize, your team is now Public Enemy #1 in the eyes of us Cardinal fans. Just get ready for that. We will rejoice in your team's failures. It will be that way as long as #5 is with you team.

No.

That's just you.

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« Reply #1517 on: February 22, 2012, 09:37:51 AM »
Don't speak for me, Argentina.

I root for teams, not players, though there are some I follow for one reason or another.  I'm not going to "hate" on some athlete just because he left my team for a better paying job.

He's been the best player in the game for a decade and still is.  I don't know why anyone would wish him any ill will.  PIck one of the many miscreants in pro sports to hate on.  Or not.
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« Reply #1518 on: February 22, 2012, 09:43:22 AM »
Don't speak for me, Argentina.

I root for teams, not players, though there are some I follow for one reason or another.  I'm not going to "hate" on some athlete just because he left my team for a better paying job.

He's been the best player in the game for a decade and still is.  I don't know why anyone would wish him any ill will.  PIck one of the many miscreants in pro sports to hate on.  Or not.

I think he's a hypocrite, but Starkville...  I don't blame him one bit for taking that ridiculous offer.
Enjoyed watching him play as much as I did. Definitely don't hate the guy, or the team he's on.

The Angels are still likable to me because of the former Travs that are there.

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« Reply #1519 on: February 22, 2012, 10:07:49 AM »
I think he's a hypocrite, but Starkville...  I don't blame him one bit for taking that ridiculous offer.
Enjoyed watching him play as much as I did. Definitely don't hate the guy, or the team he's on.

The Angels are still likable to me because of the former Travs that are there.

I think I'm a little further down the "righteous indignation" scale than you are, but basically I share the same sentiment.

There's plenty of despicable characters & teams in the NL Central, folks.  Let's stay on track, here.

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« Reply #1520 on: February 23, 2012, 12:34:51 PM »
who is this Pooh Holes you speak of. 
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« Reply #1521 on: February 23, 2012, 01:03:52 PM »
who is this Pooh Holes you speak of.
Some dude named Alfred.
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« Reply #1522 on: February 24, 2012, 12:05:46 PM »
I could not care less about the Angels.

but Alford can eat a bag of dicks and get teh aids and a knee (or wrist, elbow, or shoulder).



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Re: The annual Pujols is the best player ever thread
« Reply #1523 on: February 24, 2012, 01:02:54 PM »
I think I'm a little further down the "righteous indignation" scale than you are, but basically I share the same sentiment.

There's plenty of despicable characters & teams in the NL Central, folks.  Let's stay on track, here.

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« Reply #1524 on: February 24, 2012, 05:57:10 PM »
Just don't come on this board expecting any Angel love. Angels had better get a 3-peat WS championship for all the money they are doling out. Anything less than that and your team will be unmercifully mocked. Just a heads up.

You are now  :notexas: in our eyes.

Just thought I'd bring this back up to point out you're a clueless fricking moron who speaks for nobody, save the retarded. 

Way to build consensus, chief; considered a career in politics?


 

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