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Offline Too Big Pig

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Screwing for scholarships
« on: September 13, 2008, 08:41:58 AM »

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2008, 09:02:33 AM »

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2008, 09:40:46 AM »
She and her sister where on Howard Stern the other day. Both of them are hot.



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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 10:37:18 AM »
NO piece of ass is worth $1million. 
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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2008, 10:54:28 AM »
Would she take $20 for seconds?
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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2008, 11:14:07 AM »
I'd buy her the books for a blow job...

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2008, 11:20:42 AM »
I'd buy her the books for a blow job...

Have you priced college textbooks lately?  That'd be a helluva expensive BJ.  :D

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2008, 11:37:06 AM »
I've done hotter chics than that for free, and sex with virgins is not something I would pay for anyway.  I would pay much more for experience.
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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2008, 03:26:50 PM »
Would she take $20 for seconds?

Right. That aMm depreciates like a new car when drive it off the sales lot.  :D

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2008, 05:10:59 PM »
, and sex with virgins is not something I would pay for anyway.  I would pay much more for experience.
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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2008, 05:25:34 PM »
this is right up some Sheik's alley

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 06:05:02 PM »
She and her sister where on Howard Stern the other day. Both of them are hot.

Both of them are fat and not hot.  You need to get a rebate on that laser surgery.
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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2008, 06:25:50 PM »
Both of them are fat and not hot.  You need to get a rebate on that laser surgery.

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2008, 11:59:13 PM »
GFY

Don't feel bad.  "Tard" here would rather frick girls that could pass for 12-year-old boys.  Not your problem.

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2008, 12:41:04 PM »
Not worth 1 mill maybe $100.00 but not 1 mil

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2008, 12:45:30 PM »
Not worth 1 mill maybe $100.00 but not 1 mil

What was you sermon about last Sunday?

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2008, 12:47:46 PM »
Not worth 1 mill maybe $100.00 but not 1 mil

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2008, 12:47:59 PM »
what is the reserve price?

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2008, 01:06:23 PM »
Did Skinemax pick up the tv rights?
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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2008, 12:49:57 PM »
this is right up some Sheik's alley

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2008, 05:48:16 PM »
She and her sister where on Howard Stern the other day. Both of them are hot.




So what's the virginity test these days?  The WORD of some gold digging bish?  She's prolly been fricking since she was 14.

I'm shocked no dude has piped up to say, "I hit that 5 years ago and so did my buddy.  She ain't no virgin."

EDIT: Oops, just read the link again.  Do we have an in-house gynecologist to tell us if you can really tell a virgin from a lying bish?  Can't they do surgeries now to "restore virginity"?

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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2008, 06:13:36 PM »
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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2008, 08:47:19 PM »
Both of them are fat and not hot.  You need to get a rebate on that laser surgery.


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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2008, 01:00:26 AM »
Much mo' bettah.   :thumbup:

http://www.theimproper.com/Template_Article.aspx?IssueId=6&ArticleId=2372

True, she is infinitely hotter than the American but the fact remains that no poon is worth $1 million. Tho with the way the financial markets are going, $1 million might only get you a loaf of bread before too long.
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Re: Screwing for scholarships
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2008, 05:49:35 PM »
Much mo' bettah.   :thumbup:

http://www.theimproper.com/Template_Article.aspx?IssueId=6&ArticleId=2372

Her family insists Fico is still a virgin, despite her sultry good looks. "She's never had a boyfriend," says Raffella's brother. "I swear on my mother's grave. She's a devout Catholic and prays every night."

She's a devout Catholic, yet is prostituting herself to the highest bidder.  Catholics could pass for Baptists.
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