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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1575 on: April 18, 2016, 08:26:42 PM »
Ken Stabler and Broadway Joe say fuck this kid.
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1576 on: April 18, 2016, 08:39:36 PM »
Johnny Bonfire is the new Amy Winehouse.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1577 on: April 19, 2016, 09:13:09 AM »
Johnny Bonfire is the new Amy Winehouse.

Horse shit. 

Amy winehouse could kinda sing.  And she's at least dead.
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1578 on: April 19, 2016, 01:58:22 PM »
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1579 on: April 19, 2016, 09:13:30 PM »
Nike cuts ties with Manziel, too.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15275065/johnny-manziel-no-longer-endorser-nike

Dallas grand jury expected to hear from prosecutors on Thursday and an indictment could come Monday on the assault of the girlfriend matter.
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1580 on: April 19, 2016, 09:32:13 PM »
I wish he'd have left A&M like he left the rent house.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1581 on: April 19, 2016, 09:46:38 PM »
I wish he'd have left A&M like he left the rent house.

Pretty sure he did.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1582 on: April 24, 2016, 10:30:32 PM »
Dallas County grand jury has issued a formal indictment against Johnny Fuckup for misdemeanor assault.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1583 on: April 25, 2016, 06:29:35 AM »
He needs one of those life skills team building boot camp things in the middle of a jungle in Panama.
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1584 on: April 25, 2016, 11:34:28 PM »
If he was my kid I'd be constantly walking around with a broken foot.

if i'd spawned him, he'd be walking around with his hand atop his head and a large knot under it, eternally...

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1585 on: April 26, 2016, 07:46:10 AM »
He needs one of those life skills team building boot camp things in the middle of a jungle in Panama.

Yeah, the solo version initiated by a kick out of a C-130 from 5,000 feet without a parachute.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1586 on: April 26, 2016, 09:26:03 AM »
if i'd spawned him, he'd be walking around with his hand atop his head and a large knot under it, eternally...

That ship done sailed. His Deddy failed him miserably in that department years ago.

According to what I understand his family has allowed (heck, in some cases even ENCOURAGED) this sort of behavior. I have family in Tyler that know about the Manziels and their reputation and, apparently, most of them are just gutter trash with money.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1587 on: April 26, 2016, 09:43:04 AM »
That ship done sailed. His Deddy failed him miserably in that department years ago.

According to what I understand his family has allowed (heck, in some cases even ENCOURAGED) this sort of behavior. I have family in Tyler that know about the Manziels and their reputation and, apparently, most of them are just gutter trash with money.

Someone here once posted a revealing look at the Manziel family tree.  The problems go beyond even Bonfire's deddy.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1588 on: April 26, 2016, 09:51:45 AM »
That ship done sailed. His Deddy failed him miserably in that department years ago.

According to what I understand his family has allowed (heck, in some cases even ENCOURAGED) this sort of behavior. I have family in Tyler that know about the Manziels and their reputation and, apparently, most of them are just gutter trash with money.

And it didn't help him in his maturity growth that he was also pampered and entitled as a star athlete in HS and college. 
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1589 on: April 26, 2016, 10:03:59 AM »
Pretty sure he did.

From 11-2 to 8-5, that's not as bad as I'd like them to be.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1590 on: April 26, 2016, 11:23:38 AM »
The only difference in the Manziel's and the "affluenza" teen's family is that Johnny could ball and Ethan Couch couldn't.  Coddled kid, spoiled rotten, and a party lifestyle made two shitheads.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1591 on: April 26, 2016, 03:26:23 PM »
Once again fuck this kid!  All I remember about this douchebag was rubbing fingers together and throwing while up by 50 plus on a depleted Hog team.  Plus he's a coddled pussy that does not how to drink and show up to play like the guys from the old days.
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1592 on: April 26, 2016, 04:50:28 PM »
Once again fuck this kid!  All I remember about this douchebag was rubbing fingers together and throwing while up by 50 plus on a depleted Hog team.  Plus he's a coddled pussy that does not how to drink and show up to play like the guys from the old days.

Exactly!  Like the late, great Snake, Kenny Stabler! 

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1593 on: April 27, 2016, 07:47:41 AM »
Exactly!  Like the late, great Snake, Kenny Stabler!

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1594 on: April 29, 2016, 09:03:02 PM »
Johnny Douchefire is back on the twitter.  Probably all up in his feels with the draft being on and whatnot.  Woman beater.  Aggie.  I hope Sumlin rubs some of his crusty skin over the fresh grave.   

Aggie gonna aggie.  From douche to dust.

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1595 on: April 29, 2016, 09:06:16 PM »
Dude was at a bar watching the NFL Draft. 

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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1596 on: April 29, 2016, 09:17:44 PM »
Dude was at a bar watching the NFL Draft.
...waiting for the Justin Bieber concert to start. They planned to hang out after.
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Re: Official Johnny Bonfire is a Douchebag thread
« Reply #1597 on: April 29, 2016, 11:22:11 PM »
Dude was at a bar watching the NFL Draft.
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