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Several years ago one of my wife's best friends (Jewish girl) got married to a regular garden variety white guy. They did a ceremony where they walked him to the front of the Jew Church and had him take out his unit, and the Jew Preacher cut his wiener. Right there. In the Church.And he was ALREADY CIRCUMCISED.. I was all "she must have the best everything in them panties, ever,." Them my wife pointed out that the bride's father had a helicopter AND a jet.I still probably wouldn't have let the preacher carve on my unit.
This may be the ultimate backdoor brag.
Pics of said best friend.
I figured Lurk or Coalboar would be the first in line to see a picture of a man's penis.
Whereas the Orthodox and Conservative movements require circumcision or, for those already circumcised, the ritual extraction of a drop of blood for a conversion to be valid
At first I read this as this was done at his wedding and I was suspect so I did a google and found this. What you described was The Covenant of Circumcision which is done when a dude converts to Judaism and done well before the marriage ceremony. I bet your friend only got a little prick on his prick since he was already cut.http://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/the-covenant-of-circumcision/
I did not ask to see his dick afterwards, but I know they drew blood.. She said they couldn't have sex for a week or so after, and was pretty bent about it.I don't have any pictures of her, his dick, or anything g else.Sorry for the confusion also. I meant that he couldn't marry her until he did this. Not that they did it at the wedding.
so the mohel didn't suck the blood off his dick as tradition details?
A Mohel goes to a leathersmith to see if he can have something made from all the foreskins that he has collected over the years. The leathersmith takes a look and tells him to come back in 2 weeks. 2 weeks pass and the Mohel returns to see what the leathersmith has created. He is surprised and disappointed to see that the result is a wallet, even though the craftsmanship is superb. "It looks great, but I was hoping for something a bit larger", the Moel said. The leathersmith replied, "It is one of my finest creations, and if you rub it, it turns into a briefcase."
I would try out tebow as a third QB simply to manage my two point / go for it game. With him running a wildcat i would go for two every TD and practice it as a separate special teams unit.I think it would deliver 35 more points a season which is a lot in the nfl as close as games are.
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.
His ego won't allow for that. In his mind he's a great NFL QB ala, Dale.
He did try multiple other positions in order to stay in the NFL and just wasn't quite good enough at any of them.Ego? You don't like him because he openly professes a love for God. That much is pretty obvious.
his belief in god has nothing to do with it. he could act the same way for team satan and i'd still hate the mf'er. his smarmy attitude is what makes him suck. i have the same resentment towards Lebron b/c of his antics.
He did try multiple other positions in order to stay in the NFL and just wasn't quite good enough at any of them.
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