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Offline Thin Red Swine

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #400 on: February 10, 2017, 11:56:20 AM »
At least there was no sound of a toilet flushing in the background.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/ole-miss-football/denzel-nkemdiche-falls-asleep-radio-interview/

Former Ole Miss LB Denzel Nkemdiche is making headlines for a radio interview, and he didn’t say a word.

Nkemdiche was on the line for an afternoon interview on “Head to Head” with Matt Wyatt and Richard Cross on Super Talk Mississippi, but apparently fell asleep while waiting for his segment. When the show went to Nkemdiche on the phones, he can be heard snoring.

Audio of Nkemdiche’s segment can be heard here.

While Nkemdiche was breathing into the phone, the hosts were speechless. They came to the conclusion that he fell asleep. The hosts explained that he’s in the process of launching a music career, and he was willing to discuss that on the air.

“I swear on my life I think he fell asleep,” one host said.

When the call was made to Nkemdiche, the producer said he responded and said he was “ready to roll.” Not 20 seconds later, Nkemdiche was asleep on the phone.

You can listen to the two hosts discussing how the call was set up in this audio.

The older brother and former teammate of NFL defensive lineman Robert Nkemdiche recently discussed his career at Ole Miss and pursuit of a career in music on a Rebels podcast. His appearance made some headlines for what he revealed about his time in Oxford.


Fell asleep / passed out from too many bong hits.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #401 on: February 10, 2017, 01:17:32 PM »
I'm such a light sleeper a mouse can fart a mile away and I'll wake up, yet this guy can fall asleep in 20 seconds. Go figure.
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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #402 on: February 10, 2017, 03:30:08 PM »
Fell asleep / passed out from too many bong hits.

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Was he at a McD's drive thru?
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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #403 on: February 10, 2017, 03:34:59 PM »

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #404 on: February 10, 2017, 03:45:25 PM »
Hardee's

I think the correct answer is Taco Bell.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #405 on: February 10, 2017, 04:00:53 PM »
I think the correct answer is Taco Bell.

depends on the perp
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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #406 on: February 10, 2017, 04:32:35 PM »
depends on the perp

I was thinking of this one but holy fucking shit 1999?!?!?  I thought it was like 3 years ago.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #409 on: February 15, 2017, 01:08:13 PM »
Don't waste your time with the mouth breathers.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #410 on: February 15, 2017, 01:10:50 PM »
This kind of thing is going to keep Ole Miss recruiting down for the near future.

Fuck You, Ole Piss.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #411 on: February 15, 2017, 01:46:05 PM »
Smoking blunts as well as fighting with high schoolers is dangerous to your health and career.

Sliding into Mia Khalifa's DM's aren't?
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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #412 on: February 15, 2017, 02:15:40 PM »
Sliding into Mia Khalifa's DM's aren't?
Lol. I forgot about that. I thought she handled herself pretty well.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #413 on: February 15, 2017, 02:35:16 PM »
Lol. I forgot about that. I thought she handled herself pretty well.

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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #414 on: February 17, 2017, 07:26:06 AM »
Didn't he tear an ACL?
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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #415 on: February 17, 2017, 07:28:52 PM »
My new nickname for Kelly after reading that SDS article shall be "Lil' Johnny". It's like an all new Manziel has come along.
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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #416 on: February 17, 2017, 09:58:59 PM »
Poor Swag. That ole time ole miss religion just couldn't save him.
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Re: Lol Miss 2?
« Reply #417 on: February 18, 2017, 08:00:41 PM »
My new nickname for Kelly after reading that SDS article shall be "Lil' Johnny". It's like an all new Manziel has come along.

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