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Offline authorhawgerelli

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #100 on: December 15, 2008, 03:03:31 PM »
right on.  all the real men will be out working.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #101 on: December 15, 2008, 03:05:06 PM »
for me my job is a workout.

and im not a fat asian.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #102 on: December 15, 2008, 03:22:56 PM »
Ephedrine sales are through the roof here in Saline County in anticipation of WhiteDeath 2008.  The only way folks here are getting out of their homes is if they have a sale on Stone Cold Steve Austin t-shirts at Walmarks.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #103 on: December 15, 2008, 04:33:13 PM »
There is something about driving a truck with no heat. Oh yeah it sucks when there are freezing death crystals falling from the sky.

Needless to say I'm convinced I need to take this bastard to Tice to get the heat fixed.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #104 on: December 15, 2008, 05:00:29 PM »
Mother Nature is a cruel bitch.  She's simply teasing the Little Rock kids who are hoping to be out of school tomorrow.  Meanwhile, towns just north and west have been under a pink blob almost all afternoon.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #105 on: December 15, 2008, 05:02:10 PM »
Mother Nature is a cruel bitch.  She's simply teasing the Little Rock kids who are hoping to be out of school tomorrow.  Meanwhile, towns just north and west have been under a pink blob almost all afternoon.

Teresa's been hanging out in Conway?
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #106 on: December 15, 2008, 05:03:48 PM »
Teresa's been hanging out in Conway?

No.  The heat generated by her thighs rubbing together have kept the temperature in LR to warm for the water to freeze.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #107 on: December 15, 2008, 05:08:59 PM »
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #108 on: December 15, 2008, 05:46:27 PM »
I've been busy tossing off into an ice tray all day.

My bloodline will go on.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #109 on: December 15, 2008, 06:27:55 PM »
Can anyone help me with a few cat resipees?  Keep in mind all I got is kechup, salt and fennel seed.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #110 on: December 15, 2008, 06:52:25 PM »
Can anyone help me with a few cat resipees?  Keep in mind all I got is kechup, salt and fennel seed.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #111 on: December 15, 2008, 07:00:11 PM »
Can anyone help me with a few cat resipees?  Keep in mind all I got is kechup, salt and fennel seed.

Sounds like you can whip up a bit of Italian cat sausage, especially if you can find some parsley and a grinder.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #112 on: December 15, 2008, 07:06:23 PM »
I got some mustard greens and a wood chipper.  I saved the intestines.  You may be on to something with the sausage.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #113 on: December 15, 2008, 07:09:56 PM »
Sounds like you can whip up a bit of Italian cat sausage, especially if you can find some parsley and a grinder.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #114 on: December 15, 2008, 07:12:20 PM »
I got some mustard greens and a wood chipper.  I saved the intestines.  You may be on to something with the sausage.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #115 on: December 15, 2008, 07:14:47 PM »
wow.  its crazy outside....

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #116 on: December 15, 2008, 07:17:11 PM »
Boudin, I'm in!!!!

Allright, let's do it.  But you need to know the freezer went out last week and the corndogs soured.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #117 on: December 15, 2008, 07:31:03 PM »
Sleet still falling.  There is almost 1/2 inch on our fooking road.

Wondering if getting rid of all my essentials was a good idea.

I would gouge out Bigghurtts eyeball for a parliment light and slim jim right now. 
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #118 on: December 15, 2008, 07:34:56 PM »
Sleet still falling.  There is almost 1/2 inch on our fooking road.

Wondering if getting rid of all my essentials was a good idea.

I would gouge out Bigghurtts eyeball for a parliment light and slim jim right now. 

And so begin the negotiations...

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #119 on: December 15, 2008, 08:10:00 PM »
And so begin the negotiations...

Someones going to end up on "WCDC Weekend in Review."
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #120 on: December 15, 2008, 08:16:31 PM »
fricking sleet.

I'm glad there's no PCDC thread. I'm about to hike up the road and rob the liquor store. I hope they're not out of newports. I will freak the frick out.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #121 on: December 15, 2008, 08:42:59 PM »
 :suicide:

out of smokes and potted meat
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #122 on: December 15, 2008, 09:40:45 PM »
I would gouge out Bigghurtts eyeball for a parliment light and slim jim right now. 

that's soooo 6 months ago.
This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #123 on: December 15, 2008, 09:45:10 PM »
that's soooo 6 months ago.


You jobbed your eye out 6 months ago? 

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #124 on: December 15, 2008, 09:54:20 PM »
It's cold as aMm here with intermittent sleet but I'm cozy and warm laying up here next to Hoggly's mom. Worked out perfect on my night, bishes.  :2bird:

 

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