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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #175 on: December 17, 2008, 09:53:49 PM »

2. Manbearpig

4. Santa Clause

Which of these is real?

i pix 2.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #176 on: December 17, 2008, 10:00:42 PM »
I tried to make it to work in my rickshaw but the Chinaman never showed.  I sprained my taint with the pogo attempt, so I opted for my car.  The coworker with the Z71 couldn't make it.  The 18 y/o girl with the Honda Civic got here on time.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #177 on: December 17, 2008, 10:09:33 PM »
1. Global Warming
2. Manbearpig
3. Al Gore
4. Santa Clause

Which of these is real?

You don't believe in Santa Clause??

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #178 on: December 17, 2008, 11:46:02 PM »
Snow isn't aMm. Ice is. There is a difference. You can't do aMm on freezing rain. That's something that Yankee's seem to forget until they have an anomaly and get an ice storm. Sleet? Nothing. Snow? Just more gripping action than sleet. Freezing rain? Batten down the hatches.

Now go frick yourself.

I've lived 3/4 of my life in either northeast Texas, north Texas or central Arkansas.  Not to mention weather has my occupation for 17 years.  I'm well aware there's a difference between sleet, freezing rain and snow.  ::) Once the snow is packed down on the road, its no less slick than 1/2" of freezing rain.  I still say some people make it worse than it really is.

frick me.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #179 on: December 17, 2008, 11:49:01 PM »
Once the snow is packed down on the road, its no less slick than 1/2" of freezing rain. 
Wrong.

I lived on a street that had such a minimal decline to the North that you could place a bowling ball in the middle of the street and it would take it forever to roll North. Very slight decline. Once, it came a good 1 inch freezing rain coat on that street. I couldn't walk across the street. We had to slide across, downhill. Never had to do that on packed snow. You're comparing apples and douchebags.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #180 on: December 17, 2008, 11:52:30 PM »
Wrong.

I lived on a street that had such a minimal decline to the North that you could place a bowling ball in the middle of the street and it would take it forever to roll North. Very slight decline. Once, it came a good 1 inch freezing rain coat on that street. I couldn't walk across the street. We had to slide across, downhill. Never had to do that on packed snow. You're comparing apples and douchebags.

I guess your snow is different than mine.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #181 on: December 18, 2008, 12:06:35 AM »
I guess your snow is different than mine.
Yeah. It's snow. Not a solid sheet of ice. One is slick. One is slicker than Jimmy Sexton.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #182 on: December 18, 2008, 12:11:02 AM »
Yeah. It's snow. Not a solid sheet of ice. One is slick. One is slicker than Jimmy Sexton.

When the snow is packed down, melts a little during the day, then refreezes (while still packed), its no different.  I've partaken in what you're talking about and what I'm talking about.  The difference in negligible. 

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #183 on: December 18, 2008, 12:14:49 AM »
When the snow is packed down, melts a little during the day, then refreezes (while still packed), its no different.  I've partaken in what you're talking about and what I'm talking about.  The difference in negligible. 
You're an idiot.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #184 on: December 18, 2008, 12:26:02 AM »
You don't believe in Santa Clause??

Well he is a Heb after all. If all you got every year was a dreidel and some candles you'd let go of the rope too.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #185 on: December 18, 2008, 12:42:57 AM »
Yeah. It's snow. Not a solid sheet of ice. One is slick. One is slicker than Jimmy Sexton.
bullshit. nothing is slicker than jimmy sexton

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #186 on: December 18, 2008, 08:24:40 AM »
Wrong.

I lived on a street that had such a minimal decline to the North that you could place a bowling ball in the middle of the street and it would take it forever to roll North. Very slight decline. Once, it came a good 1 inch freezing rain coat on that street. I couldn't walk across the street. We had to slide across, downhill. Never had to do that on packed snow. You're comparing apples and douchebags.

YOUR trying to trick Burt Perme.  That bowling ball had 4 holes instead of 3.  I remember seeing you hide all your ninja parlor tricks in the 4th one.

It appears to me he's missing you're point.  People love to make fun of the hicks in Arkansas that can't drive on ice, when the truth of the matter is nobody drives on ice very well, except for eskimoes.  Driving on snow is not that tricky, even snow that has melted and froze over, because as people drive on it, they create grooves and ruts that help in traction.  Black ice, and Sexton ice is deadly, and even your most experienced Denverite has trouble navigating it.  Arkansas has the Bobby Hopper Tunnel effect all across the state, we live on a ridge that has weather fronts which dump 18 inches of snow in Colorado, will sometimes dump only an inch and a half of ice on the Natural state, which is heavier than snow, breaks power lines, and makes round rubber tires weaponesque.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #187 on: December 18, 2008, 08:28:14 AM »
So Colorado is getting aMm from the Bobby Hopper tunnel and Sexton from the East and smog and aMm from the West too?

They are sooo fricked.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #188 on: December 18, 2008, 08:51:22 AM »

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #189 on: December 18, 2008, 09:06:58 AM »
You're comparing apples and douchebags.


I know who the douchebag is.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #190 on: December 18, 2008, 09:41:19 AM »
When the snow is packed down, melts a little during the day, then refreezes (while still packed), its no different.  I've partaken in what you're talking about and what I'm talking about.  The difference in negligible. 


If snow actually melts it is water.  If it refreezes it is not snow again.  It is ice.  If your omlette has feathers and a beak youR doing it wrong.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #191 on: December 18, 2008, 09:43:51 AM »

If snow actually melts it is water.  If it refreezes it is not snow again.  It is ice.  If your omlette has feathers and a beak youR doing it wrong.

So, who's having sex with the hen?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #192 on: December 18, 2008, 09:46:54 AM »
So, who's having sex with the hen?
Hoggly Woggly's Mom.

Kinky.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #193 on: December 18, 2008, 09:50:31 AM »
Hoggly Woggly's Mom.

Kinky.

That's perverse.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #195 on: December 18, 2008, 12:13:53 PM »
I agree that there is a resemblence, but they are clearly not the same.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #196 on: December 18, 2008, 02:22:05 PM »
I agree that there is a resemblence, but they are clearly not the same.



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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #197 on: December 21, 2008, 10:41:44 PM »
So, who's having sex with the hen?
Grit, obviously.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #198 on: December 27, 2008, 11:50:08 AM »
UPDATE:

The storm of the century is on it's way, just in time for the national premier (premiere?) of Arkansas Basketball.

Gather the womens and childrens.  It's gonna be a big one.

Rain, that is. Tornado's possibly too.  Seeing as how its 80 friggin degrees two days after Christmas!
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #199 on: January 02, 2009, 05:00:28 PM »
Grit, obviously.
He likes the coon hymen better.

 

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