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Offline Count Porkula

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #200 on: January 15, 2009, 08:18:12 AM »
oh noes.  there's about to be looting and rioting in NWA. 
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #201 on: January 15, 2009, 08:33:44 AM »
Damn where did this come from? It's snowing here now in Van Buren county and 16 degrees.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #202 on: January 15, 2009, 09:22:45 AM »
The White Death is approaching LR!  Sneaky snow is the most dangerous. 

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #203 on: January 15, 2009, 09:39:55 AM »
Roof tops, streets, and sidewalks covered in snow in Fayetteville.  I didnt see this coming, so the only supplies I have are from my Y2K kit buried under my porch.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #204 on: January 15, 2009, 09:55:27 AM »
Its so cold, I'm going to slice open my tauntan's belly and crawl in to keep warm.
Eat me.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #205 on: January 15, 2009, 10:05:42 AM »
Its so cold, I'm going to slice open my tauntan's belly and crawl in to keep warm.


They smell worse on the inside.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #206 on: January 15, 2009, 10:10:40 AM »
They smell worse on the inside.

But, if they freeze to death, that means their hearts have chilled enough to eat as you wait for morning.  Plus, Han Solo will never be turned away by something that smells nasty.  Case in point, he still hooks up with Princess Leia after Jabba had to have had his way with her.  Seriously; she was wearing a brass bikini.  Jabba hit that.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #207 on: January 15, 2009, 10:12:51 AM »
Jabba hit that.

Thanks for killing my boyhood fantasy.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #208 on: January 15, 2009, 10:14:39 AM »
They smell worse on the inside.

just like your m...aw frick it, you know what I'm sayin.
This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #209 on: January 15, 2009, 10:15:22 AM »
Thanks for killing my boyhood fantasy.

This will help, Marcia Brady and Jan were hooking up, constantly.

Is that better?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #210 on: January 15, 2009, 11:02:07 AM »
This will help, Marcia Brady and Jan were hooking up, constantly.

Is that better?


Funny what happens over time.






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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #211 on: January 15, 2009, 12:58:17 PM »
Same guy.  His official occupation is listed with the IRS as "Walks Everywhere."  I've seen him downtown, in Hillcrest, and on Financial Center on the same day.


He will live forever in Google Street View.



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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #212 on: January 15, 2009, 01:01:50 PM »
I went outside to get the mail, now I've been informed that they will not be able to save my threve toes. Teh frostbite was too bad.

I'm perplexed by the negative feedback. I just don't get it. What's wrong with you?


No, why are ya'll going through my myspace and stuff, obsessive??

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #213 on: January 15, 2009, 01:16:35 PM »
I went outside to get the mail, now I've been informed that they will not be able to save my threve toes. Teh frostbite was too bad.


I warned you about going out there in bare feet.  J.J. Casuals, dude.  J.J. Casuals.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #214 on: January 15, 2009, 01:25:35 PM »

Funny what happens over time.







I'd still hit em

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #215 on: January 15, 2009, 03:20:20 PM »
Just to be complete:



I'd tear that aMm UP.

Oh yeah, it got cold here too.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #216 on: January 15, 2009, 06:57:59 PM »
Just to be complete:



I'd tear that aMm UP.

Oh yeah, it got cold here too.

She looks English.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #217 on: January 25, 2009, 07:16:51 AM »
Winter storm warning...  .5-.75" of ice expected in NW Arkansas through tuesday.   :stunned:  Get your milk and bread now or you will die, but probably not in a fire.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #218 on: January 25, 2009, 09:33:06 AM »
This will help, Marcia Brady and Jan were hooking up, constantly.

Is that better?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #221 on: January 25, 2009, 05:49:14 PM »
Sucks to be yall.

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Call us back when that earfquake hits.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #222 on: January 25, 2009, 06:14:07 PM »
Get your milk and bread now or you will die, but probably not in a fire.


You do realize how many abodes in Gentry rely on space heaters as a primary heating source, don't you?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #223 on: January 25, 2009, 07:15:57 PM »

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #224 on: January 25, 2009, 07:45:10 PM »
Downloaded that earlier.  Looks somewhat interesting.

I did too but it's not.

A for effort but   :thumbdown:

 

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