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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #225 on: January 25, 2009, 08:03:05 PM »
I did too but it's not.

A for effort but   :thumbdown:


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #226 on: January 25, 2009, 08:06:31 PM »
1. Global Warming
2. Manbearpig
3. Al Gore
4. Santa Clause

Which of these is real?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #227 on: January 25, 2009, 08:30:16 PM »
Upon further review Marcia wasn't all that cute when she was a girl either.  What was I thinking?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #228 on: January 25, 2009, 08:39:51 PM »
Sucks to be yall.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #229 on: January 25, 2009, 08:46:48 PM »
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What does the maniac that shot Gwatney have to do wif the brady bunch

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #230 on: January 25, 2009, 08:47:35 PM »
The Brady Bill?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #231 on: January 25, 2009, 08:52:16 PM »
What does the maniac that shot Gwatney have to do wif the brady bunch

Nothing.

This is woopig.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #232 on: January 25, 2009, 09:01:05 PM »
Nothing.

This is woopig.
does it matter that the video you posted is not in LR

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #233 on: January 25, 2009, 09:12:30 PM »
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #234 on: January 25, 2009, 09:26:15 PM »
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Wow. That's the first time I'd seen that. Not far from my house.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #235 on: January 25, 2009, 09:32:01 PM »
Gwatney's daughter got married last weekend.  The write-up was in the paper today.



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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #236 on: January 25, 2009, 09:36:40 PM »
From the 40/29 weather blog: http://www.4029tv.com/weatherblog/index.html
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Ice Accumulation Scale:
.10" = slick spots
.25" = snapped branches
.50" = trees down
1.00"+ = DEVASTATING

According to their picture, Fayetteville is supposed to get somewhere between trees down and devastating tomorrow.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #237 on: January 25, 2009, 09:46:30 PM »
From the 40/29 weather blog: http://www.4029tv.com/weatherblog/index.html
According to their picture, Fayetteville is supposed to get somewhere between trees down and devastating tomorrow.



damn it.  I hope they cancel school, cause I live off the main road, and I would really rathe rnot miss school tomorrow because of some fricking ice.
This next post was made by a real dumbass.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #238 on: January 25, 2009, 10:12:02 PM »
From the 40/29 weather blog: http://www.4029tv.com/weatherblog/index.html
According to their picture, Fayetteville is supposed to get somewhere between trees down and devastating tomorrow.



Yeah, it's supposed to be storm of the century tomorrow, Garret Lewis says so.  That said, I'm going to go mix up some Heaven's Gate Cult Punch because I'm going out on my own terms, not some fricking ice storm.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #239 on: January 25, 2009, 10:24:40 PM »
Wow. That's the first time I'd seen that. Not far from my house.

You live in East End?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #240 on: January 25, 2009, 10:27:30 PM »
Yeah, it's supposed to be storm of the century tomorrow, Garret Lewis says so.  That said, I'm going to go mix up some Heaven's Gate Cult Punch because I'm going out on my own terms, not some fricking ice storm.

He posted that same graphic on 5 News. Looks like if you don't have the $700 generator your screwed. (I don't and will be relying on burning paper in teh fireplace.)

On the flip side, Ice Storm Warning = not having to give my presentation at work tomorrow.  :thumbup:
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #241 on: January 25, 2009, 10:27:54 PM »
You live in East End?

Sux 2 B U

Sheridan and East End are two different places. You should brush up on your geography.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #242 on: January 25, 2009, 10:28:52 PM »
Sheridan and East End are two different places. You should brush up on your geography.

Naaah, there EXACTLY the same.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #243 on: January 25, 2009, 10:30:19 PM »
Naaah, there EXACTLY the same.

You should get out more....seriously.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #244 on: January 25, 2009, 10:34:21 PM »
You should get out more....seriously.

He's clearly confusing Sheridan with Landmark.  Or Rison with East End.



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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #245 on: January 25, 2009, 10:35:06 PM »
He's clearly confusing Sheridan with Landmark.  Or Rison with East End.



Malvern with Rockport?

Woodson Lateral with Chenal Parkway.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #246 on: January 25, 2009, 10:40:21 PM »
Woodson Lateral with Chenal Parkway.

Ohhhh.....I get it now. You're looking down on me.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #247 on: January 25, 2009, 10:42:46 PM »
Woodson Lateral with Chenal Parkway.

Well, that I can see. 


Hi, I live on a weird, out-of-the-way road.  There are lots of strange tales about the goings-on in my area.  Criminals, drug abusers, and wife beaters are common.  Also, desperate, crazy people frequently burn down their property for financial gain.

Hi, I live on Woodson Lateral.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #248 on: January 25, 2009, 11:22:49 PM »
He posted that same graphic on 5 News. Looks like if you don't have the $700 generator your screwed. (I don't and will be relying on burning paper in teh fireplace.)

On the flip side, Ice Storm Warning = not having to give my presentation at work tomorrow.  :thumbup:

Wow, where the Starkville do you work and how can I get on board? Tomorrow is going to be one of those days where the morning will be fine so they expect you to be at work, then about lunch time the heavens will open, and when you get off at 5 all Starkville will have broken loose. I distinctly remember a storm in 99 when it was fine in the morning, so we went to school.  Then about 9 o'clock it started snowing like crazy and they canceled school at 10:30.  That made it so much worse since all the buses/parents had to come get their kids, and there was 138537198 wrecks.
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #249 on: January 25, 2009, 11:52:06 PM »
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