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Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.
It's cold as aMm here with intermittent sleet but I'm cozy and warm laying up here next to Hoggly's mom. Worked out perfect on my night, bishes.
It's obvious you really care about her since you keep her picture in your avatar. Don't see that kinda love much anymore these days.
right on. all the real men will be out working.
Things are looking dire in Searcy County. I'm going to poach a river elk for food and dispose of the collar in a rocky gorge. Then I fear I must set my meth lab on fire for warmth.
You jobbed your eye out 6 months ago?
If you want to save the meth lab, just gut that elk and sleep inside his body cavity.
It's so cold in Arkansas tonight.How cold is it?Rick Schaeffer velcroed the Thinsulate liner into his Janie Frickie wig.Pat Bradley ate Jennings Osborne and never broke a sweat.Craig O'Neil found Dirty Man, Peter Miller, and the rest of the Dan Blocker singers burning old couch cushions in the folds of his lips. He was too kind to make them leave or extinguish the flames.Beaver Lake froze over. You can see the amphitheater in the glow of the moon. (No part of this statement is a reference to Jancey Sheats.)Someone ate a steak from Doe's and said "Holy aMm, that's a lot of money for a terrible steak. Also, it's really cold outside right now."
You started out with promise, and faltered at the finish line... Starkville, even Saddle Creek across the river is better than an over-hyped Doe's.
I'm perplexed by the negative feedback. I just don't get it. What's wrong with you?
No, why are ya'll going through my myspace and stuff, obsessive??
Janie Frickie. I've seen it all on Woppussy. Now let's stop talkin' about it.
It's so cold in Arkansas tonight.How cold is it?Craig O'Neil found Dirty Man, Peter Miller, and the rest of the Dan Blocker singers burning old couch cushions in the folds of his lips. He was too kind to make them leave or extinguish the flames.
I need to blow you
A lesser man would be scared of that fact, but I am about to head back out there and see if I can break my sliding record.
If you don't mind me asking, what is your record?
I had 4" of fresh snow and a mountain to come down from some of it unpaved this morning. My XTerra judo chops snow.
http://montana.craigslist.org/cto/926508578.htmlOK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the heck On Star is).No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? heck yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.There's only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.
Is Dirty Man the same as Mr. Stinky? Lanky, scraggly, headphones, may or may not hiss at you as he passes?
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