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Offline boomer_sooie

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1450 on: January 07, 2011, 12:51:40 PM »
I'm going to be disappointed if all i got is "arctic air" with this cold front. I prefer a good inch of ice so I can't make work.





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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1451 on: January 07, 2011, 03:12:18 PM »
Guess the number of Arkansans who will be without power by 6pm Sunday night. Whoever gets closest wins a free Woopig Zippo lighter.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1452 on: January 07, 2011, 03:54:53 PM »
Guess the number of Arkansans who will be without power by 6pm Sunday night. Whoever gets closest wins a free Woopig Zippo lighter.

38360... wait forgot to include myself.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1453 on: January 07, 2011, 04:11:46 PM »
"The only person that said anything you should be offended by is chop sooie and I think most have learned to ignore him by now."

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1454 on: January 07, 2011, 04:23:00 PM »
How old is that girl now?


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1455 on: January 07, 2011, 04:54:35 PM »
How old is that girl now?

Isn't that the Twilight girl?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1456 on: January 07, 2011, 05:04:07 PM »
OH NO fricking FOUR INCHES
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

MILK

BREAD

SMOKES

BOOZE

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1457 on: January 07, 2011, 05:18:52 PM »
oh boy, the wrath is on.  LA now under winter weather advisory
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1458 on: January 07, 2011, 05:23:34 PM »
OH NO fricking FOUR INCHES
NOOOOOOOOOOOO



SMOKES

BOOZE

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT


  Amended to sound like Saturday night at my house....   :-[ :-\

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1459 on: January 07, 2011, 05:52:39 PM »
  Amended to sound like Saturday night at my house....   :-[ :-\

You could at least flatter yourself and change it to four-and-a-half or five.


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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1460 on: January 07, 2011, 05:56:13 PM »
You could at least flatter yourself and change it to four-and-a-half or five.


Who said I didn't.... :-\

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1461 on: January 08, 2011, 12:09:26 AM »
I'm thinking a heavy dose of Mountain Dew and pop-tarts will get me through this round of wintry apocalypse.  Those items are usually left unguarded in the mad dash for bread and milk.  If you hit Wal-Marks at just the right time, you can just load up and walk out of the store if employees are busy trying to break up the riots.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1462 on: January 08, 2011, 12:33:47 AM »
I'm thinking a heavy dose of Mountain Dew and pop-tarts will get me through this round of wintry apocalypse.  Those items are usually left unguarded in the mad dash for bread and milk.  If you hit Wal-Marks at just the right time, you can just load up and walk out of the store if employees are busy trying to break up the riots.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1463 on: January 08, 2011, 08:12:56 AM »
The good news is that Cerdo has been down here teaching me all he learned in the great Ice Storm of NWA....I will own Sherwood.  I have already bought all the Marlboro Red's, Palm Isle's and Kool's(for the brotha's) in the area.  We have stock piled Vienna Sauages and crackers.   I will not release the other secrets Cerdo laid on me. 

We are ready...brining it on.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1464 on: January 08, 2011, 10:06:09 AM »
Looks like it's coming.  I need to go stock up on my bread and milf.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1465 on: January 08, 2011, 10:41:54 AM »
The good news is that Cerdo has been down here teaching me all he learned in the great Ice Storm of NWA....I will own Sherwood.  I have already bought all the Marlboro Red's, Palm Isle's and Kool's(for the brotha's) in the area.  We have stock piled Vienna Sauages and crackers.   I will not release the other secrets Cerdo laid on me. 

We are ready...brining it on.

Good god man! Anything but Vienny Sausages
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1466 on: January 08, 2011, 11:02:20 AM »
The good news is that Cerdo has been down here teaching me all he learned in the great Ice Storm of NWA....I will own Sherwood.  I have already bought all the Marlboro Red's, Palm Isle's and Kool's(for the brotha's) in the area.  We have stock piled Vienna Sauages and crackers.   I will not release the other secrets Cerdo laid on me. 

We are ready...brining it on.
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Trust me, the danger isn't the immediate raping and corpse eating.  It's keeping us modern folk and our culture safe and secure from the dreaded 870 scourge.   I'm sure Karl Onterio and BvC have the khaki pants locked up, correct?

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1468 on: January 08, 2011, 11:47:05 AM »
viennies = monkey dicks

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1469 on: January 08, 2011, 12:27:06 PM »
At all costs, make sure you recruit enough help to keep our cosmopolitan brothers in the 501 safe and secure. 

Trust me, the danger isn't the immediate raping and corpse eating.  It's keeping us modern folk and our culture safe and secure from the dreaded 870 scourge.   I'm sure Karl Onterio and BvC have the khaki pants locked up, correct?

479 is ever vigilant. 


We have no verification Karl ever got out of New Orleans alive.

He was last seen pitching woo on a tranny. 
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1470 on: January 08, 2011, 01:54:53 PM »
I went out to stock up today, and all the stores are out of coconut milk; I bought the last two cans at the Harp's on Garland.  I don't know what use coconut milk will have in the forthcoming apocalypse, but I have some of it so I'm presumably safe.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1471 on: January 08, 2011, 03:38:04 PM »
I went out to stock up today, and all the stores are out of coconut milk; I bought the last two cans at the Harp's on Garland.  I don't know what use coconut milk will have in the forthcoming apocalypse, but I have some of it so I'm presumably safe.

Everytime I see this I think of little coconut titties.

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1473 on: January 08, 2011, 05:28:35 PM »

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Re: Bread/Milk Alert. Storm of the century tonight!
« Reply #1474 on: January 08, 2011, 05:39:45 PM »
viennies = monkey dicks

Hmmm...  Apparently, I've eaten a bunch of monkey dicks.

 

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