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Guess the number of Arkansans who will be without power by 6pm Sunday night. Whoever gets closest wins a free Woopig Zippo lighter.
Once upon a time, big fat titties, and they all lived happily ever after. The End
How old is that girl now?
OH NO FUCKING FOUR INCHESNOOOOOOOOOOOOMILKBREADSMOKESBOOZESHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTI actually do need to go to the store after getting back from NOLA. Damn it, that will suck.
Resonance...metal folding chairs or hard tile floors cannot be beaten when it comes to firing off a loud fart.
OH NO FUCKING FOUR INCHESNOOOOOOOOOOOOSMOKESBOOZESHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT
Amended to sound like Saturday night at my house....
You could at least flatter yourself and change it to four-and-a-half or five.
I'm thinking a heavy dose of Mountain Dew and pop-tarts will get me through this round of wintry apocalypse. Those items are usually left unguarded in the mad dash for bread and milk. If you hit Wal-Marks at just the right time, you can just load up and walk out of the store if employees are busy trying to break up the riots.
I am not claiming I am right, I am saying I don't get it.
The good news is that Cerdo has been down here teaching me all he learned in the great Ice Storm of NWA....I will own Sherwood. I have already bought all the Marlboro Red's, Palm Isle's and Kool's(for the brotha's) in the area. We have stock piled Vienna Sauages and crackers. I will not release the other secrets Cerdo laid on me. We are ready...brining it on.
At all costs, make sure you recruit enough help to keep our cosmopolitan brothers in the 501 safe and secure. Trust me, the danger isn't the immediate raping and corpse eating. It's keeping us modern folk and our culture safe and secure from the dreaded 870 scourge. I'm sure Karl Onterio and BvC have the khaki pants locked up, correct?479 is ever vigilant.
I went out to stock up today, and all the stores are out of coconut milk; I bought the last two cans at the Harp's on Garland. I don't know what use coconut milk will have in the forthcoming apocalypse, but I have some of it so I'm presumably safe.
viennies = monkey dicks
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